Wait... *_YOUR TELLING ME THESE WEREN'T SATIRICAL?!_* I LITERALLY THOUGHT THESE WERE LIKE PARODY UNIVERSES INTENTIONALLY TAKING THE PISS, *_HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY BEING WRITTEN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!_*
@@dfwdweghom8902 I'm guessing by 'worst universes' they don't mean superman being a communist or batman being a mutilator, they mean Krypton not listening to climate activists and Gotham having rich people. (The krypton thing is especially funny because the two choices THEY'VE presented are either A : *_colonize_* other planets, or B : destroy the world)
You must be new here. Mutilating the source material for the purpose of forcing their own ideological points onto characters that are popular enough for people to get forced to see them has kinda been the M.O. for the last decade plus
soo they made workking class batman a ruthless psychopath in contrast to wealthy batman who is far more civil and held back. Guess Nietzche and Evola were right
The left like to say that Batman is a rich guy who get off on hurting the poor and the mentally ill people but Absolute Batman with all his gears (that seams to be fare greater amount and extreme then regular batman), strength, brutality to fight regular criminals seams more to fit "rich guy who get off on hurting the poor and the mentally ill people".
@Underworlddream Absolute Batman is how they think Batman to poor people (when he is rich) in...TAS Batman is how he is (before Bruce Timm tried using him as his self insert)
@xLegionaryxx Batman enters public domain in 10 years. I want to create a Batman that’s a middle ground between this and the original. By making him ‘only’ a millionaire. So he can still have lots of cool gadgets and free time to be Batman. But he still has to be mindful of his money and resources.
@@MunkeeMag It’s cool the bat symbol turns into an ax. But I don’t think that makes up for how ugly it is. Especially since it could’ve been a cool bat symbol and still have the ax.
Hey... Ultimate Marvel was pretty good. Until annihilation. And killing Peter Parker. In front of Aunt May. And MJ. On his front lawn. To make room for Miles Morales. Forget I said anything.
the one batman that isnt a millionaire that I liked is the one in superman red son. And despite being stomped on by society ON TOP of dead parents, he STILL didnt use guns
"gUnS aRe ThE tOoLs Of CoWaRds" - guy who straps guns and missiles to his tank-car and has a utility belt with non-lethal gadgets with a higher value than the GDP of most developing nations Guess the entire military and GCPD are cowards. Oh well, Batman can morally posture the next time the Joker escapes and puts dozens of innocents in caskets. Yeah, they should all be like Batman. Frank Castle was right, 'Obit Anus, Abit Onus'.
I honestly expected the S to stand for Soviet. Seriously, this thing sounds as if the Soviet propaganda ministry told their underlings to rip off American superhero comics.
Kentucky Ballistics did some exotic shotgun round tests two years ago and one was flechette pellets. It was much smaller but still broke through bone. That “Bat flechette” would have blinded Alfred in a best case scenario.
Important missing context here is that this Universe was canonically created by Darkseid, to create versions of the heroes in a world without hope. So it's quite fitting this is the standard morality: communism.
> Depressing, barren universe created with the express intent of having no hope > Look inside > Communism considered the height of morality Is this in fact a secret critique of communism? Maybe that's giving too much credit to the Western comic industry...
The big problem with this is that the writers that wrote this mess agree with the morality expressed within, if DarkSied superman is fighting for the rights of immigrant workers the writers believe he is doing the right thing despite being a communist subversion of Superman. So there not actually critiquing the marxist politics in these books their praising them and saying if we had a Superman with these particular politics we would be able to make them work. I'm sure this will become apparent in later issues if they do later issues but it seems to me the writers are doing wish fufillment in these books rather than critique and the point is that these marxist ideals are the correct ideals you just need superhero type people to do them properly.
In less than 10 seconds i heard dumpster fire ontop of dumpsterfire. 1:30 timestamp and its a "Really? none of these even fit the characters in a fashion that makes a molecule of sense."
With what I've heard about the Absolute comics is they're based on the idea of what if Darkseid was god, the characters' starting positions changed as if Satan built the universe. This doesn't excuse the bad writing but goes miles in explaining why its so over the top
New Ultimate Universe is basically the hecks pretending they're doing something different when they're just doing more of the same while Absolute Universe is the authors trying to be edgy in a bad way.
So "Bat Man" is poor, "Superman" is Nerf-ed, But "Wounder Woman" has ALL her OG powers, abilities, and Weapons PLUS new ones?... Yeah This is ABSOLUTE WOKE Garbage.
Absolut Arch cast. With our host, the mild mannered swede Archy. With his side kicks, Lumy, the canadian with a love of hands, and Dev, the humble latinx that arnt radical in his views and arnt afraid to admit when hes wrong. Famous for not creating drama anywere and his video on the canadian truckers.
DC really hates selling comics, huh? Is this there way of saying we want to kill our entire comic line and just make kind of shitty to kind of okay movies?
So one of the most important parts of Bruces character is his wealth, Bruce as a character is all about sacrifice and one of the major things he sacrifices is the luxury his wealth could provide. Bruce could spend the rest of his days balls deep in foreign super models on a yacht somewhere having his every fantastical whim catered too for the rest of his life. Yet instead of living a luxurious hedonistic lifestyle of endless new experience, Bruce puts on his armor every night and climbs down into the violent morass of Gotham City to try and protect the ordinary people of Gotham. Without the wealth of the Bruce Wayne character his journey into the hive of Gothams violent streets is far more selfish because he doesn't have any other option, he's not afforded the ability to do anything else but lead a normal life in Gotham. Without that option to go live in the lap of luxury he's not sacrificing unlimited comfort for the people of Gotham because he doesn't have that option and therefor is far less potent of a heroic character. But of course Warner Bro's is the stupidest company on planet earth so of course they would hire writers that hate their most beloved characters.
Try “villains trying to be anti-heroes.” Having heard interviews with DC writers, they relate more to villains than they do heroes. Which is why they are terrible writers.
And of course the writers of this garbage spend 99% of their time smugging on social media that they have "haters". That's what it's all about to them, not creating good art, not creating something meaningful. But tearing down existing art and characters and reveling in the anger they cause to the actual fans of said IP.
Those fart-sniffing know-nothings think having haters is a sign that they’re genius high-concept artists in the same sense that the Renaissance greats were artists
So they appeal to people who do not want anything to cost money,,,, to sell comics? I am happy, I had comics, when the stories was still good. Guess I will not buy comics any time soon.
From what I seen this Darker Univserse Gothem is somehow less dark and dirty than regular Gothem. The Mob family head being taken out in the first issue by some mask rich guy so they can establish the rich as the bad guy with the likes of rich Joker. Bruce despite being poor somehow has more outlandish Gadget then the regular Batman to deal with regular criminals. Their no reason for this to happen at all. Bruce seams to be fight the regular cops who are barely handling regular criminals as well as the criminals themselves. Absolute Batman brutality is over kill when dealing with normal people that don't have power at all.
Jesus Christ. If I were to start my own superhero comics universe, my heroes would be "mostly okay people with powers/tech/skill" and the villains would be exactly what modern day comics portray as "heroes". It's like they looked at the Superpowered characters from "The Boys" and said "Let's do that but lefty".
It's probably an unpopular opinion but based solely on Arch's synopsis and my limited knowledge of DC universe, Wonder Woman's rendition is actually pretty interesting. Her redesign is unique enough too, in my opinion to a degree that if she was set out apart from the original even more (and had better art) she'd make an ABSOLUTE FIRE of a new hero. Remove the connotations to WW, give her a unique catchy name and... A demon-slaying witch from hell that travels to Earth to find a man she fell in love with? I'd honestly read that.
Someone once said that Superman always has to be raised by a middle American couple with conservative Christian values. He has to have rock-solid morals or else he will be corrupted and at BEST become a revolutionary tyrant.
You just know for a solid fact that the writers of these (and I hesitste to use the word for fear of validating them) 'comics' have never done a real days work in their lives...
Honestly, a construction worker vigilante that uses modified construction equipment to fight supervillains sounds like a potentially interesting idea, just not as batman. Like, I could easily see even the lethal vigilante angle working, having s more pragmatic and ruthless hero willing to put down mad dogs that can't be saved but still possessing a golden heart deep down, buried under a gruff, no nonsense exterior, is a very workable conceit. The mistake was the obvious communism angle, making him too evil, and trying to subvert Batman. Not-Wonder Woman's base idea is also potentially interesting, a demon witch from hell coming to earth to find a man she fell in love with? That's a fascinating basis for a story! Again, trying to make it Wonder Woman was a big mistake, and being written by a communist was, of course, a fatal flaw. The Red Devil produces nothing but suffering, after all.
Wasn't Batman originally fine with guns because he was a copy of the Shadow, but eventually the editors went 'no guns to try and make him not such a blatant copy'?
You should check out the Earth One Wonder Woman comics. They are incredibly disturbing when you realize the writers think they are writing a hero, especially volume 3.
Seriously am I the only one who's tired of alternate versions? I just want to see heroes at their best and not twisted versions that people will try to defend.
Remember that there is that universe that norman orborn was the iron patroit and injustice was a hit. Now the DC alternative universe is trash and the new ultimate universe seems good.
Its funny, i am not even really against batman being on good terms with his rouge gallery. As deep down batman has always hoped that his greatest villains could become his own allies. Prime example of this is the end of the killing joke. Where batman attempts to Finally end this insanity with the joker. As in the end Batman wants to help people, even the worst people. It is part of his own insanity that drives him forward. Is also the only thing keeping him form just killing people. An act that he struggles with every time he throws a punch. That said, God dam this is terrible.
Left wing activists and journalists happen, that decide to takeover industry and making chnage what they don't like vandalism thing we love casuing thr comicgate movement.
Strange people happen. when Americans comic book industry being hijacked and and start vandalism our own favourite hobbies that leads to comicgate movement
Comics? Are you for real? It's the entire freaking entertainment industry. Movies, news, books, comics, cartoons, series, music, and even games. These tainted freaks are infesting every media because that is the only way they know how to sell their politics, through excessive exposure, also known as brainwashing.
I care more about the adult parody War Mistress of Mars Gold Digger comic book than anything Marvel, DC, or the like are doing. Why? Because Antarctic Press cares about their fans.
people made fun of the ranting for vengeance guy for criticising these comics, but he was actually right even if he could've articulated his points better.
I don't care about whatever political message these comics may or may not be spreading to me the extreme twists on theses well known heroes seems interesting to me.
Bruce Wayne is raised by a single mom, instantly becomes bad guy.
Strange message to send.
But a correct (Chronic ;) one...Undead Chronic would be proud
What did they mean by this?
@@BWatskins agreed.
Batman, raised without a father figure, becomes a violent murderer.
Really gets your mind going 🤔
Just accurate, on average single moomas can't raise health well adjusted people...but single doodas...can...I wonder why...
unintentionally based observation with Batman's Background
It is interesting because originally, Batman's sense of justice and doing right is deeply rooted in how he viewed his father.
Most serial killers came from households with an abusive mother.
Remember how Rorschach was supposed to be an insane fascist for having the exact same personal history and modus operandi?
Wait... *_YOUR TELLING ME THESE WEREN'T SATIRICAL?!_*
I LITERALLY THOUGHT THESE WERE LIKE PARODY UNIVERSES INTENTIONALLY TAKING THE PISS, *_HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY BEING WRITTEN WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!_*
Activist Writers?
It is suppose to be the worst universese as far as I remeber something to do with darkside and anti-life equation, where he makes this universe.
@Captain_Bart_Peterson so it's...somewhat self aware?
@@dfwdweghom8902 I'm guessing by 'worst universes' they don't mean superman being a communist or batman being a mutilator, they mean Krypton not listening to climate activists and Gotham having rich people. (The krypton thing is especially funny because the two choices THEY'VE presented are either A : *_colonize_* other planets, or B : destroy the world)
You must be new here. Mutilating the source material for the purpose of forcing their own ideological points onto characters that are popular enough for people to get forced to see them has kinda been the M.O. for the last decade plus
soo they made workking class batman a ruthless psychopath in contrast to wealthy batman who is far more civil and held back.
Guess Nietzche and Evola were right
How were they right? Like what was their argument
The left like to say that Batman is a rich guy who get off on hurting the poor and the mentally ill people but Absolute Batman with all his gears (that seams to be fare greater amount and extreme then regular batman), strength, brutality to fight regular criminals seams more to fit "rich guy who get off on hurting the poor and the mentally ill people".
@Underworlddream Absolute Batman is how they think Batman to poor people (when he is rich) in...TAS Batman is how he is (before Bruce Timm tried using him as his self insert)
@xLegionaryxx Batman enters public domain in 10 years. I want to create a Batman that’s a middle ground between this and the original. By making him ‘only’ a millionaire. So he can still have lots of cool gadgets and free time to be Batman. But he still has to be mindful of his money and resources.
I still can't get over that bat symbol looking like a death metal maxi pad
Oh hey I played for them in highschool!
@@MunkeeMag It’s cool the bat symbol turns into an ax. But I don’t think that makes up for how ugly it is. Especially since it could’ve been a cool bat symbol and still have the ax.
Oh God, this is Ultimate Marvel all over again, isn't it?
What the hell?
Is it blocking posts as I have to reply to a post to post at all!
Hey... Ultimate Marvel was pretty good. Until annihilation. And killing Peter Parker. In front of Aunt May. And MJ. On his front lawn. To make room for Miles Morales.
Forget I said anything.
Its new 52...but worse
@TheCrusaderKing yeah, F Ultimate Marvel
Ultimate marvel was good till they killed peter and replaced him with miles
the one batman that isnt a millionaire that I liked is the one in superman red son. And despite being stomped on by society ON TOP of dead parents, he STILL didnt use guns
"gUnS aRe ThE tOoLs Of CoWaRds" - guy who straps guns and missiles to his tank-car and has a utility belt with non-lethal gadgets with a higher value than the GDP of most developing nations
Guess the entire military and GCPD are cowards. Oh well, Batman can morally posture the next time the Joker escapes and puts dozens of innocents in caskets.
Yeah, they should all be like Batman.
Frank Castle was right, 'Obit Anus, Abit Onus'.
I honestly expected the S to stand for Soviet. Seriously, this thing sounds as if the Soviet propaganda ministry told their underlings to rip off American superhero comics.
As loathe as I am to sound like a commie, I feel like you're giving Soviet propagandists too little faith compared to western tankies.
Kentucky Ballistics did some exotic shotgun round tests two years ago and one was flechette pellets. It was much smaller but still broke through bone. That “Bat flechette” would have blinded Alfred in a best case scenario.
Alfred is a beast in every iteration, Darkseid's Alfred seems to be if Alfred became a mercenary after his time in the war.
Important missing context here is that this Universe was canonically created by Darkseid, to create versions of the heroes in a world without hope. So it's quite fitting this is the standard morality: communism.
Darkseid going meta and finally destroying Superman by driving DC into bankruptcy.
> Depressing, barren universe created with the express intent of having no hope
> Look inside
> Communism considered the height of morality
Is this in fact a secret critique of communism? Maybe that's giving too much credit to the Western comic industry...
Yeah ...I thought everything was supposed to be terribly awful and upside down because you know Dark Side made it you're making a good point
This was written by somebody trying to show how messed up of a world it would be if created by dark side
The big problem with this is that the writers that wrote this mess agree with the morality expressed within, if DarkSied superman is fighting for the rights of immigrant workers the writers believe he is doing the right thing despite being a communist subversion of Superman. So there not actually critiquing the marxist politics in these books their praising them and saying if we had a Superman with these particular politics we would be able to make them work. I'm sure this will become apparent in later issues if they do later issues but it seems to me the writers are doing wish fufillment in these books rather than critique and the point is that these marxist ideals are the correct ideals you just need superhero type people to do them properly.
Manga cant stop winning
Honestly, might as well let Japan write stories for these characters at this point.
@@RyanG0899 nah, the localization troons would just pervert it again
Yes, that's why credit card companies are going after it and why Western interests are seeking to acquire parts of the manga and anime industry.
At this point, they should just rebrand themselves to PC comics: Pravda Comics
In less than 10 seconds i heard dumpster fire ontop of dumpsterfire.
1:30 timestamp and its a "Really? none of these even fit the characters in a fashion that makes a molecule of sense."
On WW, what's with Western Goislop trying to copy Berserk? From that bad Pooj33t Shankar Castlevania...to WW
What they are doing to Batman should be a crime. But to do it to Superman and WW as well ya thats just horrendous
With what I've heard about the Absolute comics is they're based on the idea of what if Darkseid was god, the characters' starting positions changed as if Satan built the universe. This doesn't excuse the bad writing but goes miles in explaining why its so over the top
I have a vision of mangaka rubbing their hands...
Too busy fighting tooth and nail to get recognition to even care about usa comics.
A Bagelman is rubbing his hand right now, don't worry
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll all meet up and wonder WOMAN will show them the error of their ways.
New Ultimate Universe is basically the hecks pretending they're doing something different when they're just doing more of the same while Absolute Universe is the authors trying to be edgy in a bad way.
That's what happens when evil is allowed to flourish. It degrades and ruins everything.
To their credit, the Leauge of Middle Managment does sound like something straight out of the silver age.
It also probably is one of the most evil things IRL atm. P.S. aside something like "the Department Ministry of Bureaucrats".
The Bluehair HR Corps. * shudder *
So "Bat Man" is poor, "Superman" is Nerf-ed, But "Wounder Woman" has ALL her OG powers, abilities, and Weapons PLUS new ones?... Yeah This is ABSOLUTE WOKE Garbage.
Absolut Arch cast. With our host, the mild mannered swede Archy. With his side kicks, Lumy, the canadian with a love of hands, and Dev, the humble latinx that arnt radical in his views and arnt afraid to admit when hes wrong. Famous for not creating drama anywere and his video on the canadian truckers.
There absolutely should be an episode where they act like this for the memes
Absolute Dev is cool, he isn't a goi slop enjoyer, muh both sides, not so closeted vvokester
0:29 Well, that certainly is an alternate world all right.
DC really hates selling comics, huh? Is this there way of saying we want to kill our entire comic line and just make kind of shitty to kind of okay movies?
>Because Clark didn't have a good family, he became a tankie
Hmmm...
So one of the most important parts of Bruces character is his wealth, Bruce as a character is all about sacrifice and one of the major things he sacrifices is the luxury his wealth could provide. Bruce could spend the rest of his days balls deep in foreign super models on a yacht somewhere having his every fantastical whim catered too for the rest of his life. Yet instead of living a luxurious hedonistic lifestyle of endless new experience, Bruce puts on his armor every night and climbs down into the violent morass of Gotham City to try and protect the ordinary people of Gotham. Without the wealth of the Bruce Wayne character his journey into the hive of Gothams violent streets is far more selfish because he doesn't have any other option, he's not afforded the ability to do anything else but lead a normal life in Gotham. Without that option to go live in the lap of luxury he's not sacrificing unlimited comfort for the people of Gotham because he doesn't have that option and therefor is far less potent of a heroic character. But of course Warner Bro's is the stupidest company on planet earth so of course they would hire writers that hate their most beloved characters.
Behold your Justice Lords.
How dare you compare that classic to this trash
Oh.
Ohhh...
So it's not just bad, it's "locked in a hot dumpster full used needles and hungry, rabid rats" bad...
Looks like Absolute DC is absolute trash. They’ve stopped trying to make super heroes and are making anti villains trying to be heroes.
Try “villains trying to be anti-heroes.”
Having heard interviews with DC writers, they relate more to villains than they do heroes. Which is why they are terrible writers.
I thinks funny all these years later, and Superboy Prime is still right about modern super "heroes". He is the hero we need
And of course the writers of this garbage spend 99% of their time smugging on social media that they have "haters".
That's what it's all about to them, not creating good art, not creating something meaningful.
But tearing down existing art and characters and reveling in the anger they cause to the actual fans of said IP.
Those fart-sniffing know-nothings think having haters is a sign that they’re genius high-concept artists in the same sense that the Renaissance greats were artists
So they appeal to people who do not want anything to cost money,,,,
to sell comics?
I am happy, I had comics, when the stories was still good.
Guess I will not buy comics any time soon.
We already had a lower class guy have his father murdered and become Batman. His name is Terry McGinnis.
From what I seen this Darker Univserse Gothem is somehow less dark and dirty than regular Gothem.
The Mob family head being taken out in the first issue by some mask rich guy so they can establish the rich as the bad guy with the likes of rich Joker.
Bruce despite being poor somehow has more outlandish Gadget then the regular Batman to deal with regular criminals. Their no reason for this to happen at all. Bruce seams to be fight the regular cops who are barely handling regular criminals as well as the criminals themselves. Absolute Batman brutality is over kill when dealing with normal people that don't have power at all.
Funny how the Kryptonians somehow became the LotR Dwarves "Digging too greedily and too deep".
Jesus Christ.
If I were to start my own superhero comics universe, my heroes would be "mostly okay people with powers/tech/skill" and the villains would be exactly what modern day comics portray as "heroes".
It's like they looked at the Superpowered characters from "The Boys" and said "Let's do that but lefty".
It's probably an unpopular opinion but based solely on Arch's synopsis and my limited knowledge of DC universe, Wonder Woman's rendition is actually pretty interesting. Her redesign is unique enough too, in my opinion to a degree that if she was set out apart from the original even more (and had better art) she'd make an ABSOLUTE FIRE of a new hero. Remove the connotations to WW, give her a unique catchy name and... A demon-slaying witch from hell that travels to Earth to find a man she fell in love with? I'd honestly read that.
Richard Myers is going to throw a chimp like fit😅🤣
No, he's too busy defending bad movies.
Kal-el : What's the S stands for,dad?
Jor-el : SOCIALISM, son.
Someone once said that Superman always has to be raised by a middle American couple with conservative Christian values. He has to have rock-solid morals or else he will be corrupted and at BEST become a revolutionary tyrant.
Absolutely disgusting.
Wasnt penguin a billionaire villain originally 😂
even if he wasn't a billionaire, it is atleast implied the penguin is quite well off.
huh, even without analyzing, no wonder I only vibed with wonderwoman.
the rest is ABSOLUTE trash.
A knockoff Ghost Rider is better than nothing, I suppose.
Bat shrapnel. Bat. Shrapnel.
should we tell artists and writers that they arent 'the working class'?
You just know for a solid fact that the writers of these (and I hesitste to use the word for fear of validating them) 'comics' have never done a real days work in their lives...
This is why Manga is winning. The American Comicbook industry is a total embarrassment.
absolutely Woke Universe
At least Lois and Superman are straight.
This is what happens when you don't gatekeep.
- Hell invades California
- Does anyone even notice?
Honestly, a construction worker vigilante that uses modified construction equipment to fight supervillains sounds like a potentially interesting idea, just not as batman. Like, I could easily see even the lethal vigilante angle working, having s more pragmatic and ruthless hero willing to put down mad dogs that can't be saved but still possessing a golden heart deep down, buried under a gruff, no nonsense exterior, is a very workable conceit. The mistake was the obvious communism angle, making him too evil, and trying to subvert Batman.
Not-Wonder Woman's base idea is also potentially interesting, a demon witch from hell coming to earth to find a man she fell in love with? That's a fascinating basis for a story! Again, trying to make it Wonder Woman was a big mistake, and being written by a communist was, of course, a fatal flaw. The Red Devil produces nothing but suffering, after all.
I agree i would love to see the wonderwoman idea done properly.
Absolute Batman is a Commie punisher from Wish in the worst kind .
I stay with oldschool punisher and the old comics. Not Ledderlappen extreme .
The one nice thing I will say about this is that I think it's very funny that Superman has to charge his powers through a solar panel.
So Darkseid makes a univers and it becomes a communist one. Truely Darkseid is the God of Evil.
Wait till you see the absolute batmobile.
Is it a 'Lada' straight from the soviet block, by any chance?
@@ThePaleRoom Nope a giant mining truck.
The Blyatmobile
Wasn't Batman originally fine with guns because he was a copy of the Shadow, but eventually the editors went 'no guns to try and make him not such a blatant copy'?
"Bat shrapnel"
Oh come on! Just say they're rubber pellets that look like bats. Bat Shrapnel. My eye.
Tony hawks 360 fishbone.
Smeeeeeeelllll
You should check out the Earth One Wonder Woman comics. They are incredibly disturbing when you realize the writers think they are writing a hero, especially volume 3.
Absolute insanity
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League of Middle Management. Multiple people read this, said it was good, and sent it to print.
I know DC has been chasing Marvel's coattails for a while now, but jeeze, the Ulimate universe did this edgelord thing like 20 years ago.
This concept has already been done better in the 2015 animated movie and 3 mini episodes called 'Justice league: gods & monsters'
Seriously am I the only one who's tired of alternate versions? I just want to see heroes at their best and not twisted versions that people will try to defend.
This seems kind of dope. I mean, absolute edge-slop but I think superman turning on lois with the power of alcoholism is really cool.
1:05
*WHEEZE!*
You'd think the supposed love-child of Guts and Ghost Rider would be amazing Edgelord kino. You would be wrong, by the looks of it.
This can't be real.
No way...
🙄
By comparison, Batfleck was a model of restraint and compassion. Holy shit.
I too call non lethal in D&D when severing a npc head. Your being too harsh Arch.
Well shit. Loved the covers but herring this shit just has me shaking my head. It never ends
Video summary:
Norwegian man savagely beats Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman for 21 minutes straight.
While i love the idea of bulbasaur. Geodesic domes.... we don't need an external environment.
It would be nice, but hey that asteroid looks habitable
Remember that there is that universe that norman orborn was the iron patroit and injustice was a hit. Now the DC alternative universe is trash and the new ultimate universe seems good.
The reddit-verse 🤦🏼♂️
Its funny, i am not even really against batman being on good terms with his rouge gallery. As deep down batman has always hoped that his greatest villains could become his own allies. Prime example of this is the end of the killing joke. Where batman attempts to Finally end this insanity with the joker. As in the end Batman wants to help people, even the worst people. It is part of his own insanity that drives him forward. Is also the only thing keeping him form just killing people. An act that he struggles with every time he throws a punch.
That said, God dam this is terrible.
These stories are ABSOLUTE trash!
wtf happened to comics!?!
Left wing activists and journalists happen, that decide to takeover industry and making chnage what they don't like vandalism thing we love casuing thr comicgate movement.
Strange people happen. when Americans comic book industry being hijacked and and start vandalism our own favourite hobbies that leads to comicgate movement
Comics? Are you for real? It's the entire freaking entertainment industry. Movies, news, books, comics, cartoons, series, music, and even games. These tainted freaks are infesting every media because that is the only way they know how to sell their politics, through excessive exposure, also known as brainwashing.
Should be called "the absolute state of..."
I care more about the adult parody War Mistress of Mars Gold Digger comic book than anything Marvel, DC, or the like are doing. Why? Because Antarctic Press cares about their fans.
It's so bad that I kinda want a physical copy for record keeping lmao
Its called a BAT-tle axe!
So it's *absolute* trash 🗑 😒 🙄
Absolute bankruptcy
Absolute DC: named for the brand of rotgut everyone involved in this debacle was swigging all through the 'creative' process.
It actually makes sense that being left with a single mom made Bruce turn out worse. Dads...even surrogate ones...just do it better.
Hearing my friends say these were cool while thinking they were parody was simultaneously funny, and painful.
Heroes???
Well, for once we can´t complain that they are incapable of writing villains. They make them their heroes, even!
I mean helicopter tanks sound cool.
But I’ll just play Yuri’s Revenge.
Less cringe.
Not even an rts guy but that game rules. You have excellent taste.
The absolute superman isn't superman
people made fun of the ranting for vengeance guy for criticising these comics, but he was actually right even if he could've articulated his points better.
I don't care about whatever political message these comics may or may not be spreading to me the extreme twists on theses well known heroes seems interesting to me.
Lois! Wtf!
How many razor blade cuts do these writers have on their arms?
uh did i miss something with this bad idea of an alternate universe
This is just outright insulting.
Not gonna lie, if someone drew a comic of a daemonic invasion of California, I would buy it.
How did Red Son be less communist than this???