What if all Germans United???🇩🇪🇩🇪

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  • @lurkerinvasion
    @lurkerinvasion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13497

    Germany gets Belgium
    France and Uk: reality is often disappointing

    • @苾
      @苾 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

      Netherlands closing their borders 😂

    • @newton6936
      @newton6936 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      Why should UK be skeptical about Germany getting close to their borders, aren't they brothers?

    • @DoofusDumbass
      @DoofusDumbass 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      @@newton6936
      In ww1 and ww2 they weren’t a so friendly, and Germany took over Belgium to get to Paris in ww2 but they are friendly now

    • @User98272-ue
      @User98272-ue 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@newton6936both are germanic

    • @Bladeballfacts
      @Bladeballfacts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      France when germany invaded belgium in ww1:🗿
      france when germany invaded belgium in ww2:💀💀💀

  • @confusedtom8753
    @confusedtom8753 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7800

    "What if all german speaking country united today"
    Well i have seen this one its a classic

    • @princeali417
      @princeali417 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

      "what do you mean it's brand new?"

    • @sultan9givewey
      @sultan9givewey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@princeali417I see it on rerun

    • @mightymightyenapack2530
      @mightymightyenapack2530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +352

      ​@@princeali417a Austrian with with a silly mustache tried it.

    • @SchmulKrieger
      @SchmulKrieger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      ​@@mightymightyenapack2530actually that's a German ideal in history. Also the German communists (KPD) wanted all Germans to unite in one country. This idea is over a 1,000 years old.

    • @mightymightyenapack2530
      @mightymightyenapack2530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@SchmulKrieger my point is proven Germany Uniting is a old concept not a new one.

  • @swaggy3987
    @swaggy3987 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3749

    “What if all German speaking countries united today?”
    OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN

    • @nor-787
      @nor-787 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      WW2 flashbacks💀

    • @Brimfarm
      @Brimfarm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Nein ich von Vaterland

    • @ChristopherSobieniak
      @ChristopherSobieniak 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Being in the EU should null all this nonsense.

    • @Zelurpio
      @Zelurpio 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@nor-787wrong, German empire flashbacks, stop trying to be edgy, not everything about Germany is nazis

    • @kniviritsyn
      @kniviritsyn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The main reason Hitler gave for the annexation of Austria, Memel, the Sudetenland, etc. was uniting ethnic Germans. Germany wasn't even fighting an offensive war at first with WWI, just joined because of Central Powers
      I think it more accurately pertains to WWII
      Sorry for the 🤓☝
      @@Zelurpio

  • @massabstar3038
    @massabstar3038 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1070

    Germany: "I want to be a united german nation"
    Europe: Ah sh*t, here we go again.

    • @ItsMarinGaming
      @ItsMarinGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      nahhhh

    • @a.slion-gamerz9762
      @a.slion-gamerz9762 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      136 likes no comment let's me fix 😂😂

    • @lydiatejares773
      @lydiatejares773 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dont swear

    • @YourRegularFilipino
      @YourRegularFilipino 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lydiatejares773 ok toddler

    • @that_watermelon_god
      @that_watermelon_god 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro let people talk how they want. If you're a kid, go watch TH-cam kids man​@@lydiatejares773

  • @Mrjelly763
    @Mrjelly763 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6172

    All German speaking Countries United
    Argentina:

    • @gustavotreze3193
      @gustavotreze3193 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

      South Brazil and parts of EUA:

    • @kolossoshussle9584
      @kolossoshussle9584 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@gustavotreze3193EUA?

    • @gustavotreze3193
      @gustavotreze3193 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      @@kolossoshussle9584 USA?

    • @Luxio224
      @Luxio224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      You forgot namibia

    • @slashpuppet1
      @slashpuppet1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      ​@@kolossoshussle9584 he meant USA.
      EUA is USA in Portuguese, but he forgor

  • @lakinduyt
    @lakinduyt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4310

    France getting flashbacks💀💀

    • @mreditor9669
      @mreditor9669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      More like Russia

    • @Voidblackpfp
      @Voidblackpfp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@mreditor9669where you get that facts from, he talking about the benelux conflict where german only can invade france by invading belgium and hold behold there is it

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I think in present Time the situation has been changed now France & Germany are good friends forever ♾️♾️♾️♾️

    • @Othx-Boss
      @Othx-Boss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm the 1K who likes this comment.

    • @wtz_under
      @wtz_under 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mreditor9669random but ok

  • @Reptilian54
    @Reptilian54 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2701

    Everyone gangsta until Austria actually decides to Join Germany

    • @_JamesMorrell_
      @_JamesMorrell_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      And Poland 😉

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@_JamesMorrell_ok friend🎉❤

    • @JV-cz7db
      @JV-cz7db 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Actually it's Australia 🤓

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@JV-cz7db noted please

    • @okayXD-AWPTplus
      @okayXD-AWPTplus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      ​@@JV-cz7dbhow tf is Austria Australia??? 🇦🇹🇦🇺

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    "What if all German speaking Nations united today?"
    "Hey I've seen this one before!"

    • @orthodox_german_patriot
      @orthodox_german_patriot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Isn’t Namibia missing?
      And probably the other German colonies too…

    • @zeldalink2278
      @zeldalink2278 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@orthodox_german_patriot
      Bist du orthodox als deutscher?wow

  • @ZSunrise69
    @ZSunrise69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1820

    germany: expands
    Poland: *Fuck this bullshit, im moving to asia*

    • @ghostface9369
      @ghostface9369 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poland is stronger than all those German countries

    • @ghostface9369
      @ghostface9369 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ​@@GrillerRohdePolands recent military spending spree and the army rank of Europen country's

    • @rafaelmesaglio1399
      @rafaelmesaglio1399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      Asia has Russia in it, which Poland doesn't exactly like

    • @krazytroutcatcher
      @krazytroutcatcher 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      It was the re-formation of Poland, and absorbing of German and Russian ethnic groups into the new Poland in 1918 that caused the problems of WW2

    • @moritz7612
      @moritz7612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      no, only moving in the polish borders before 1939 so Germany get it's eastern parts back, also Poland got it's former eastern part back and both can be happy

  • @user-fb5lj9cz5l
    @user-fb5lj9cz5l 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2082

    Germany: I want to be big again.
    Austria: Hold my drawing utensils.

    • @guntherhuemer1767
      @guntherhuemer1767 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Hoid mei Zipfer Märzen

    • @1aboPLZ
      @1aboPLZ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      EU: There you go

    • @wardummie
      @wardummie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      We are neutral, now and forever

    • @rhyolite
      @rhyolite 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wardummie *insert nuclear bombs*

    • @rhyolite
      @rhyolite 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@wardummie with the world today someone is gonna click that button

  • @getcake8680
    @getcake8680 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1192

    I'm from Belgium and I think saying we've been a roadblock for france and germany isn't correct. I think "highway" fits more

    • @justarandomgothamite5466
      @justarandomgothamite5466 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Please don't take offense but isn't Belgium known for its shitty highways?

    • @justarandomgothamite5466
      @justarandomgothamite5466 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I'm on the highway to hell (France) /j

    • @getcake8680
      @getcake8680 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      @@justarandomgothamite5466 yeah it's been almost 80 years since they last repaired it

    • @ahnafusaid8028
      @ahnafusaid8028 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      More like a speed bump

    • @unfreezedfreezer9455
      @unfreezedfreezer9455 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Shortcut

  • @noutwf
    @noutwf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    “Other European countries _might_ see this as an aggressive move”
    Gee, I wonder why?

  • @richy85
    @richy85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +388

    Everybody’s gangsta until a lonely painter from Austria is rejected from art school 💀

    • @lidiaspazzard
      @lidiaspazzard 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That rejection from art school story is a red herring. It's irrelevant.

    • @yellow01umrella
      @yellow01umrella 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lidiaspazzard Yes. More relevant is creating a national socialist German workers' party.

    • @SchmulKrieger
      @SchmulKrieger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He was not rejected from art school, he didn't even apply for one, he was rejected from the academy for architecture, which gave him a recommendation letter for the art school, but he didn't apply because he needed a Matura, which he had not, he only had Basic School degree.

    • @clashingduniya8329
      @clashingduniya8329 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i think i have seen this one its classic💀

    • @extremelystupid7393
      @extremelystupid7393 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow I've never seen that one good joke

  • @gunakaramaranakatte5160
    @gunakaramaranakatte5160 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +378

    Austrian painter : I will draw map of united German country

    • @Englishman_and_mountains
      @Englishman_and_mountains 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Draws the world

    • @K7ANIMATION698
      @K7ANIMATION698 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@Englishman_and_mountains it’s art
      But he got an f
      Because the teacher got too impressed and jealous that gave him an f

    • @technicalgamers7324
      @technicalgamers7324 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      United States of Germany

    • @Biscuithands
      @Biscuithands 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Englishman_and_mountainsdraws the galaxy

    • @ahnafusaid8028
      @ahnafusaid8028 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like The Greater Germanic Reich ​@@technicalgamers7324

  • @EmpireProductions1
    @EmpireProductions1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +843

    How on earth is Belgium considered a German-speaking country when less than 2% of the population speaks it.

    • @WilliamEvans-xy5og
      @WilliamEvans-xy5og 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      I thought Belgium was more Dutch and french from 🇬🇧

    • @PPLTSS
      @PPLTSS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Belgium is extremely diverse

    • @breathair69420
      @breathair69420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Offical Laguages.

    • @koisheetherock
      @koisheetherock 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro really said French is from english 💀💀​@@WilliamEvans-xy5og

    • @koisheetherock
      @koisheetherock 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      ​@@HrotiberhtazLike a good 70% of India Can talk a good english but dont think they are a english country 💀

  • @orrangetv5553
    @orrangetv5553 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Germany: Hey France, how about we unite?
    France: What? I don't even speak German!
    Germany: Well, we can always learn.

    • @ddunfuh9239
      @ddunfuh9239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Well the french are descendent from the Franks which were a german tribe so

    • @fredmar4564
      @fredmar4564 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If they give us the whole of Belgium, we might as well get France as there are German speakers in Alsace.

    • @hrillingday
      @hrillingday หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@fredmar4564the Brugge area want to netherland.

    • @danieljovany8234
      @danieljovany8234 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Actually, eastern France has a high German speaking population, particularly in Alsace-Lorraine (Elsaß-Lothringen) which used to be German and has German heritage even for the French speaking ones.

    • @ChaffyExpert
      @ChaffyExpert 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I like how this implies Germany doesn't speak German.

  • @Sikh2006
    @Sikh2006 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +268

    Germany’s intrusive thoughts at 3AM

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +694

    “This enraged the Allies, who punished Germany severely.”

    • @igotfullboxed0_0
      @igotfullboxed0_0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @adolfhitler63300 "This enraged Osama, who punished the Twi-"

    • @Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot
      @Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Hi there! Jesus Christ loves you. He is the only way to heaven. May God bless you! 😊

    • @noctalis0560
      @noctalis0560 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      More like germany don't have any right to take over luxembourg, belgium and the enterity of switzerland as there's a lot of cities which are not german majorities. It's overaxagerated.

    • @giuseppeamato0987
      @giuseppeamato0987 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alotRight

    • @boydrobertson2362
      @boydrobertson2362 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@noctalis0560Yeah. It seems to be a fascist staple to really stretch the definitions of ethnicities and then form ethno-nations out of these warped ethnicities.
      Germany, Russia, China, and Serbia have a storied history of this 😂 because Norwegians are totally German, Slavs of all types are totally Russian, and tibetans are obviously Chinese, right? 😂

  • @firemangan
    @firemangan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +459

    Germany, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Austria, and Liechtenstein uniting into one German state makes more sense than with Belgium being included.

    • @mlhiii8175
      @mlhiii8175 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Yes in Belgium it’s just a small eastern part around eupen-malmedy.

    • @georgelebreton3177
      @georgelebreton3177 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Yet I don't think the French/Italian/Rheto-Romance-speaking Swiss would really "appreciate" that!!! 🚫🇩🇪

    • @joakimtag7820
      @joakimtag7820 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Switzerland Speaking French for 35% of them, Luxembourg are 70% to Speak French its more French than German 🇫🇷 and Belgium are 55% who Speak French 🇫🇷 Also Monaco they speak French and 40% of Canada Speak French 🇫🇷 France will be with Belgium 🇧🇪 Monaco 🇲🇨 West part of Switzerland 🇨🇭 and all Luxembourg 🇱🇺 Germany with Austria 🇦🇹 East Switzerland 🇨🇭 And Liechstein. And by Gdp per Citizens the French part will be richer than German Part 🌴🇫🇷 Beligum are richer than Germans, they are all richer than Germany until France is 7% lower richer than Germans by citizens

    • @nomore3816
      @nomore3816 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@joakimtag7820Yeah that‘s the only way for France to get on Germanys economy-level. Right now even tho they are way larger in land-area, they lack the strong economy of Germany (Germany is place 4 worldwide i think, after japan china and usa)

    • @georgelebreton3177
      @georgelebreton3177 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@joakimtag7820 Actually, Dutch (Niederländisch/le Néerlandais/Nederlands) is the most spoken language in Belgium: 55% (Flanders region+Brussels Capital region+a few municipalities in Wallonia, near the Flemish (=dutch-speaking) border). In Brussels and in Wallonia it is officially the 2nd language (though in Wallonia not in the educational system, whereas French is still the 2nd language in schools in Flanders, yet officiously & in fact it's English: which is self-evident, more logical...). In Flanders there are also a few municipalities (bordering the Walloon border) where French is officially the 2nd language. Wallonia is geographically (in surface) the largest region (55%) though, then Flanders (44%) and lastly, Brussels region (1%).

  • @lionelfox1341
    @lionelfox1341 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Germany: hey Switz-
    Switzerland: nah, I'll just stay out of it
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GrooveStreet4Life310
      @GrooveStreet4Life310 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Germany: I wasn't asking, you know?

    • @lionelfox1341
      @lionelfox1341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @GrooveStreet4Life310 *erika music starts playing*
      Switzerland: _Why do I hear marching noises?_
      💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @davinnicode
      @davinnicode 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, I’ll just stay out but you can give me your money and I manage it for you

  • @spaghetticraft5109
    @spaghetticraft5109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    I remember Germany had more than just this, German speaking or not👴🏻

    • @spaghetticraft5109
      @spaghetticraft5109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @adolfhitler63300 💀

    • @grouchz1130
      @grouchz1130 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@adolfhitler63300guess who's back

    • @bryansiew9707
      @bryansiew9707 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @adolfhitler63300that again.

    • @QuitForeverNow
      @QuitForeverNow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@adolfhitler63300Oh my god-

    • @juniorh8043
      @juniorh8043 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Heil dem Kaiser Franz Joseph

  • @David-fi9yu
    @David-fi9yu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +923

    My man really considers Belgium to be German, but doesn't consequently consider the Dutch to be as well.

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

      he only went by official languages, which is extremely weird because if he were to do the same to english then India would be english but oh well.

    • @Ken_Jones
      @Ken_Jones 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      German is the language of a small group of people in Belgium. A huge part speaks Dutch and the other huge part speaks French

    • @David-fi9yu
      @David-fi9yu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      @@Ken_Jones Yeah, but most consider Dutch to be a Germanic language which would closely tie it to Germany and in turn the Dutch would join this new "German" Union.
      Not to mention the fact that the Netherlands is DEFINITELY more Germanic than Belgium.

    • @xWallen
      @xWallen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ellidominusser1138well yeah, india would be better off today if they were still under British rule

    • @orangesel9338
      @orangesel9338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@David-fi9yu bro learned geo-politics in minecraft. the only german part of belgium is eupen, flanders is as far from germany as netherlands is and wallonie is as far from germany as france is. the flemish and dutch would never join a "german union", genuine hoi4 player levels of retarded.

  • @PimentelES
    @PimentelES 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    Adolf???? Is that you?

    • @pixzoner
      @pixzoner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bro thats not funny🤦‍♂️

    • @kv4648
      @kv4648 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@pixzonermany 12 year olds with no historical or geographical knowledge in the comments being little Adolf's. Along with the video being such an instigator. This comment isn't too much out of left field. Meaning it is funny in this context

    • @LaSprigattio
      @LaSprigattio 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@pixzonerThere is literally a guy with Adolf pfp in this comment section lol

    • @h0pesfall
      @h0pesfall 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pixzoner people who use "bro" don't understand this kind of humor

    • @nor-787
      @nor-787 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The new Adolf💀

  • @iamsiley
    @iamsiley 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "Belgium has always been a roadblock to Germany invading France"
    That didn't seem to stop them last time. Or the time before that.

    • @ExDixionconderoga
      @ExDixionconderoga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read the first word

    • @iamsiley
      @iamsiley 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ExDixionconderoga Yes, typos happen

  • @jb5602
    @jb5602 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    As a German, I can confirm that within 90 days all activity in those countries would grind to a halt as we drown them in bureucratic paperwork.

    • @danielwozniak8411
      @danielwozniak8411 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I think you find that you'd get stuck in Belgium with all the red tape
      Sorry you filled in form A32145-4 Invasion of Belgium as a gateway to France.
      If you wanted to stop at Belgium that was form A32145-4.C (1983)

    • @BigMuskachini
      @BigMuskachini 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      A certain German had enough of beauracracy

    • @jb5602
      @jb5602 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danielwozniak8411
      Sehr geehrter Herr Wozniak,
      Leider konnten wir Ihren Antrag auf Ablehnung auf den Antrag des Einmarsches nicht bearbeiten. Laut Paragraf 24b Militärverwaltungsgesetz muss jeder Antrag schriftlich und in deutscher Sprache ausgeführt werden. Eine digitale Zuschrift wird nicht akzeptiert.
      Diese Auskunft kostet Sie 20€.
      Put this in a translator and feel the agony.

    • @jb5602
      @jb5602 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@BigMuskachini It's the worst thing we have done since 1945.

    • @crimsonfirestorm4239
      @crimsonfirestorm4239 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We need to get ride of 3/4 of the buearacracy the 1/4 should stay because if law and everything goes alright but the 3/4 that only is for authorization for authorization can get ride for it its only make the whole process for one thing quite annoying, misrable and really Long

  • @MrGigaMind
    @MrGigaMind 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +265

    As an Argentinian I support this cause
    I love Germany
    I salute all Germans
    I think we all are actually just Germans 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

    • @ineedagoodname7495
      @ineedagoodname7495 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      YOUR THAT PATRON, DREWS ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA?

    • @Jesuswalkstheworld
      @Jesuswalkstheworld 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His grand father was probably a nazi

    • @FuriousTalks2060
      @FuriousTalks2060 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      if you ask your grandparents they will tell you more deribately

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree with you 💯

    • @chip4039
      @chip4039 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Au Der heide

  • @thetexanbuzzsaw3145
    @thetexanbuzzsaw3145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Poland: Ah shit, he we go again.

  • @The_Dragon-Human_hybrid
    @The_Dragon-Human_hybrid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Switzerland: I’d prefer to keep my neutrality and not join.

    • @TheU.S.
      @TheU.S. หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Umm I’m pretty sure that Austria and Luxembourg are all neutral, and the only one that isn’t is Belgium

  • @InalienableLiberty
    @InalienableLiberty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +667

    Imagine if all English speaking countries united~ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌎🌍🌏

    • @histo6651
      @histo6651 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      Coloniser Strikes Back!
      Extra massacares and more stealing deluxe edition!

    • @joeysmith7296
      @joeysmith7296 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@histo6651 in this episode England strikes again! Another border destroyed by their antics! Will they be able to take back America? Find out in this episode!

    • @eatinsomtin9984
      @eatinsomtin9984 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Native english speaking is a better way to term it. If they did then it would have 500+ million people and 30+ trillion gdp

    • @MrTriangle987
      @MrTriangle987 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you think the United States will unite with the English countries, it will not because English is not the official language of the United States. Heck there’s not even a official language for the United States

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Friends we should think about it that if all world 🌎 communities united then it will be very very good for everyone living across the globe 🌎🌍

  • @Jonaz_Studios
    @Jonaz_Studios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +491

    Bro forgot Argentina 💀

    • @benitoMusolini512
      @benitoMusolini512 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Argentina wants to join too 😂

    • @AvioftheSand
      @AvioftheSand 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@felixtheguy12345. No, but a lot of Germans went there after the war including war criminals

    • @xanderlalla3510
      @xanderlalla3510 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AvioftheSand War criminals like Josef Mengele

    • @MrFubuki
      @MrFubuki 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Accept reality, Argentinians are latin, not germanic

    • @Jim-dx2gt
      @Jim-dx2gt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do people think Argentina became some German colony after WWII, just because some nazis were pussies? Less than a percent of Argentines speak German

  • @Palestine_MEMER
    @Palestine_MEMER 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Bro gave Germany an idea 💀

    • @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv
      @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Your country is on the moon i gues.
      Its not on any map.

    • @Kam-King213
      @Kam-King213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@RedbadvanRijn-ft3vvneither was Israel 75 years ago when they were getting cooked in Germany.

    • @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv
      @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Kam-King213
      Thats why these Arabic colonisers wil be force to leave Israel.

    • @Kam-King213
      @Kam-King213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv we can go to Europe instead. I already live in UK

    • @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv
      @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Kam-King213
      Europe is turning to far right.
      So wil islam survive that?
      I do not think so.

  • @emrekarsli3622
    @emrekarsli3622 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Germany: i want to be a united german nation
    Hitler: ...

  • @LegendaryCrocBaby
    @LegendaryCrocBaby 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Well back in my day everyone was united with Germany doesnt matter if they speak German or not

    • @wayne6414
      @wayne6414 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@adolfhitler63300😥

    • @Nick_36
      @Nick_36 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nah we werent🇨🇭

    • @wayne6414
      @wayne6414 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nick_36 ?

    • @g.f.w.6402
      @g.f.w.6402 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Nick_36 ihr habt uns auch so gut geholfen. Die ständigen Finanzhilfen sind nicht vergessen. Die Schweiz hat ihre Pflicht erfüllt.

    • @radio_marco
      @radio_marco 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@g.f.w.6402Ach Kein Problem, machen wir gerne wieder. ;)

  • @JoseCarlosLuz
    @JoseCarlosLuz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    There are probably more German speakers in Brazil than in Belgium (second language learned at home).

    • @MRJarne
      @MRJarne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yea prob because the population of Brazil is about 18 times bigger than Belgium with Brazil having 215mil people and Belgium having only 12 million. If we put them side to side Brazil has 1.9% German speaking people over 215.00.000 million people while Belgium has 0.7% over 12.000.000 million people if Belgium had 215.000.000 people it would have 11.9% of German speakers. So the only reason Brazil🇧🇷 would have more People speaking is because their population is about 18 times bigger than Belgium.🇧🇪

    • @yes-f9c
      @yes-f9c 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@MRJarne your logic isn't logicing

    • @MRJarne
      @MRJarne 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yes-f9c your brain just isn’t developed enough for math

    • @ENDI8089
      @ENDI8089 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@yes-f9cmaybe it isn't that real but what do you mean by that,

    • @yes-f9c
      @yes-f9c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ENDI8089 if the amount of Belgian people became 215M, the amount of german speakers would be increased, but the amount of non german speakers will increase too hence lowering the percentage, simply put 0,7% of Belgian people would be 84 thousand people if the Belgian population was multiplied by 18 to match the Brazilian it would be 1.5M german speakers which would be still 0.7% of the population

  • @felipeball7778
    @felipeball7778 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Never ask
    A woman her age
    A man his salary
    And czechia about their germans

  • @idcproductions56
    @idcproductions56 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is actually one of the best geography shorts I’ve seen in a while

  • @falakchudasama9746
    @falakchudasama9746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    (Germany gets a piece of land from other country)
    Britain : WALD WO’ 3 HAS BEGUN!!!

    • @Dazy312
      @Dazy312 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Have a czeh as well - the British and France

  • @oops1208
    @oops1208 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    As a german, let it stay as it is. We have enough problems to take care of 😂😂

    • @ulrichhille5241
      @ulrichhille5241 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is by far the most intelligent answer, thank you so much :)

    • @jan_noah
      @jan_noah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jep

    • @666marq
      @666marq 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      As a Pole, I felt relieved reading that.

    • @oops1208
      @oops1208 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@666marq You're welcome 😂
      Of course it should stay as it is because the people already have their own culture and it would absolutely negate that. Simply inhuman 😅

    • @666marq
      @666marq 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@oops1208 Sure thing but I'm not so sure if some eurocrats that are dreaming of closer integration, under Germany ofc, and German elite that actually rules the EU would agree.

  • @benitoMusolini512
    @benitoMusolini512 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    As a human I can confirm that we shouldn’t give these type of Ideas to Germany 💀💀

    • @spaghetticraft5109
      @spaghetticraft5109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a resident of Jupiter, y’all earthlings and humans need a system restart at this point

    • @igotfullboxed0_0
      @igotfullboxed0_0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@spaghetticraft5109 As a resident of Kepler-37b, y'all Solar Systemers need a system restart at this point.

    • @ichbinaufyoutube7441
      @ichbinaufyoutube7441 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@igotfullboxed0_0
      As a resident of the andromeda galaxy, yáll milky wayers need a system restart at this point

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ok & agreed 💯 friend

    • @spaghetticraft5109
      @spaghetticraft5109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ichbinaufyoutube7441 Hey, I thought us milkywaians and the adromedaians were allies

  • @daith_izumi
    @daith_izumi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “What if all German speaking countries united today?”
    Europe: How many times do we gotta teach you this lesson old man

  • @MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW
    @MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Every German countries united: 😃💀
    Every English countries united: 🗿🍷🌏🌎🌍
    Every Germanic countries united: 👹🔥☠️☠️

    • @lordbaronbombe3446
      @lordbaronbombe3446 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ITS unlimited POWER

    • @Valex1612
      @Valex1612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Every Slavic countries united.🌍🌕🪐

    • @rafaelmesaglio1399
      @rafaelmesaglio1399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@Valex1612no no, no one wants to unite with Russia again, ok?

    • @Valex1612
      @Valex1612 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@rafaelmesaglio1399 Because of all the genocide in both world wars it caused, Germany should not exist, and because of Russia you live in peace today. Ok? God bless Russia.🤍💙❤️

    • @rafaelmesaglio1399
      @rafaelmesaglio1399 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Valex1612 it's exactly because of Russia that Europe doesn't live in peace today 😂😂 Russia hasn't done any favors to Poland back in WW2 either as Russia invaded poland along with their nazi friends

  • @CoonCat-d1d
    @CoonCat-d1d 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Meanwhile Netherlands bordering only a single country 😨😨

    • @NickJoyhill
      @NickJoyhill 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Two* they still border France.

    • @alexatanasov9573
      @alexatanasov9573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just like Portugal

    • @alexatanasov9573
      @alexatanasov9573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@NickJoyhillno?

    • @NJASpace
      @NJASpace 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@NickJoyhillSaint Peirce Carabian Island

    • @javedraheem7245
      @javedraheem7245 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@NJASpaceyes🎉🎉🎉

  • @ValorantyEasyy
    @ValorantyEasyy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Let's not forget that Argentina would also want to join the fatherland

    • @Jr-ft9ii
      @Jr-ft9ii 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You mean Vaterland 🇦🇷

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Argentines speak Spanish, are you dumb as bricks?

    • @rorikkbluetoothh5773
      @rorikkbluetoothh5773 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      argentina has nothing gotta do with GERMANY. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. PUNKT.
      A couple of german migrants don't make argentina german. Furthermore argentina is in latinamerica the country with most jews. As a matter of fact the jewish lobby in argentina is only second behind the AIPAC in the US. FACT. Then comes all the arab and persian population, and let us not forget argentinians had one of the largest african slave inhabitants in the americas. One third of the population was black african. And then come all the amerindian which bred with the argies and or were killed by argies after, AFTER, the spanish military withdraw from the new independent country, argentina. Then all the south italian immigration came, all illiterate, and have that italian sound to the bad spanish spoken there. Btw those south italians were and are still called "africani" in Italy. They moved to argentina. Many of them south italian, criminals from the italian city of NAPLES or Napoli. You can verify that easily by their surnames. This criminal population gave argentina it's...special character known by all it's neighbours.
      So NO important German influx in argentina at all. They like to do as if... yo make themselves magically "europeans" but they are not and germans for sure not.
      argentinian president MENEM was from jewish arab origin.
      NOTHING got to do with Germany. Many ties to OTHERS and only a FEW to Germany. FACT. PUNKT. AUS. BASTA.

    • @mtrest4
      @mtrest4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lots of German Nazis fled to Argentina post WW2.
      Some really notorious ones too like Adolph Eichmann and some others.

    • @rorikkbluetoothh5773
      @rorikkbluetoothh5773 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mtrest4 that doesn't make argentina a german speaking country. Not AT ALL.

  • @MarkDannielGarces
    @MarkDannielGarces 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *all german countries unite*
    europe:*ah shit here we go again*

  • @Betziad
    @Betziad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    As someone from the Netherlands. We love the germans. Our language is very similar to them and many of us speak German
    🇳🇱❤️🇩🇪

    • @theChaosKe
      @theChaosKe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Its a shame they dont teach dutch in germany :( Even on duolingo there is only an english course for learning dutch.

    • @Betziad
      @Betziad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@theChaosKe it is! I have friends in Germany from the region „Nordrhein-Westfalen“. There the children learn Dutch in school!

    • @Future183
      @Future183 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Betziadproblem is most in the netherlands have some anti german problems as i experienced

    • @user-fw7lz2wo5d
      @user-fw7lz2wo5d 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Because Just a few generations ago, dutch people saw themselves as a part of the Germans. They were dutch, but Germans. Like bavarians at First they are bavarians, but bavarians are Germans. But Well, than a lot of shit happened that dutch want to cut off that identity

    • @Betziad
      @Betziad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Future183 yes the Belgium people because most of them are French and they don’t like Germans. I feel more German than French so I don’t understand Belgium…

  • @mangamania921
    @mangamania921 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    My polish neighbor getting a panic attack and every french people start to grab the baguetts from yesterday 😂😂😂

  • @Global_Explorers0
    @Global_Explorers0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    Belgium isn’t German speaking at all, it’s more French and Dutch than German

    • @KaiGamingWasTaken
      @KaiGamingWasTaken 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not even dutch, Flemish, We hate Belgiums speaking Dutch to us, its horrible. When we say ''Poop'' its just poop, shit. when belgiums say poop, IT MEANS SEX. and yes you are correct.

    • @synkaan2167
      @synkaan2167 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      2% Germans as he said...
      But yeah Belgium integrated in Germany makes no sense (nor Switzerland which is multilingual and has been neutral like forever)

    • @aw3s0me12
      @aw3s0me12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      If only you know,...
      Dutch/Deutsch were considered from the SAME people, looking from the Aenglish people refereing to either of those. Both were called *the duits.*
      *OLD Low German* is *Old Saxon,* and you know who founded Aengland and with that the Aenglish language?.... Aengland lit. means Land of the Angels...those german germanic tribes spoke *"OLD Low German"* esp. the Saxons, with their "x" had most influence into the Aenglish language.
      You know that german *"High German"* is a _unnatural_ change of language *forced in* by the ...*church* and SAME for _"modern English"._ The _church_ reformed the sh!t out of both sides to make them MORE different, so both sides can not directly see anymore they are related.
      *Any* german word consisting a *"-ch"* like *"Sachsen"* is a LIE. Madeup by the church. _"There is NO -ch in germanic language"_
      But a *"-h"* and this germanic -h *is a spoken "x".*
      Aaahh
      Saxon = Saxen instead Sachsen
      > Suddenly you see ONLY 1 letetr divers
      Old English for hungry?
      > *Hungrig*
      > The church changed it in *-y*
      > So of you see as a english speaker a german word ending with *"-rig" or "ig"* is ment a english word with ending *"-ry"* or *"-y"*
      You know that *Deer* and german *"TIER"* sound similar,...
      > *Indeed* thy actualy ARE.
      > The church *changed* the _"Old english"_ deer meaning, down to 1 specific one. And added a word of THEIR (dead) language _Latin,_ which is _animal._
      Small Deer = Small creature _(old english)_
      Also in writting:
      *Old english* Dior
      *Old Low German* Tior
      Aenglish was loooooooong time considered a *dialect form* of *Old Low German.*
      Just hit up search function, "Low German language Map EU" and you directly see *"where is German" by root, spoken in North EU. Aengland/Aenglish is already part of the German Language, since it came from *Old Low German.*
      And with that, If we take ALL German & dialect forms into account,...a looot more speak "german germanic rooted" language as most know. THIS map here shown is in itself *misleading and wrong.*
      *Which germanic tribe* founded the French side *post roman time??* eeh? Which language did they speak?
      It is often NOT so complicated. Most Languages in west-eu are rooted by *german.*
      *Belgium* is *complicated* BUT 2/3 is German rooted.
      As a last,..
      *Did you know, that Old English had the SAME 3 articles like German has?*
      > _You can guess 3 times, who reformed it away,... the (lieing) church._

    • @TheDrWolfram
      @TheDrWolfram 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@synkaan2167 imo he should have included only the German-speaking parts of these countries

    • @abcdfg4482
      @abcdfg4482 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@aw3s0me12 your mental gymnastic doesn't matter here since neither Belgs nor the Dutch considere themselves Germans.

  • @playerpgy
    @playerpgy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "What if all German speaking countries united?"
    Germany: oh every country speaks german now :)

  • @michaelwellen2866
    @michaelwellen2866 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Poland: sweats nervously

    • @hansmeier3287
      @hansmeier3287 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really anymore.
      Germany is not able/willing to stop illegal immigration,
      due to anti-patriotic shaming in education -
      how should Germany be able to attack anyone?

  • @patrickkabongo1250
    @patrickkabongo1250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Germany: ANY FAILED PAINTERS COME TO ME!

  • @Red-jn4sd
    @Red-jn4sd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Ahhh Austria joining teams with Germany is never a good sign right??

    • @jan_noah
      @jan_noah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea im glad they arent allowed to join us

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It always ends with annexarion of Poland 😥
      Except in ww1, this ended with independence of Poland 😎

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well just don't send any painters.

    • @MN-vz8qm
      @MN-vz8qm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering Austria trige'red WW1, and an austrian triggered WW2, and austrians were overrepresented in teh SS and gards in death camps... yeah.
      A pity they managed to get away with it so nicely while germany took all the hate.

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think it's the germans who don't want the austrians to join, it's the austrians who don't want to join Germany.@@jan_noah

  • @NationsAtWarz
    @NationsAtWarz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Germany : I miss the time when i was big..
    Austria : Say what?

  • @shindoworld9413
    @shindoworld9413 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Germany and Belgium United
    France and UK: this idiot is up to something again

  • @mattman3960
    @mattman3960 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Man has the understanding of european geopolitics of a rottweiler

    • @aarnejaroma
      @aarnejaroma 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      even a rottweiler has a sense of territorial boundaries

    • @RonaldoFan-b9w
      @RonaldoFan-b9w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Npc

    • @RonaldoFan-b9w
      @RonaldoFan-b9w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Npc

    • @RonaldoFan-b9w
      @RonaldoFan-b9w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Npc

    • @RonaldoFan-b9w
      @RonaldoFan-b9w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Npc

  • @rinuhi6976
    @rinuhi6976 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Finally Luxembourg, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and Austria have Coastlines and are no longer Landlock countries

  • @Shadowbeast9T
    @Shadowbeast9T 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Germany : i want to become United German
    *Hitler come alive*
    Hitler : BUHUHAHAHA
    Word: 💀

  • @MrCoppify
    @MrCoppify 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    ✖️ - All German countries uniting
    ✔️ - All Germanic countries uniting

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *All countries uniting

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you woke up and started to talk straight up nothing@@Yieri-rc2yq

    • @dylanvogler2165
      @dylanvogler2165 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No thanks. I have no desire to be part of Germany.

  • @mape3.097
    @mape3.097 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    As a Swiss, I feel insulted. I disliked

    • @benjaminandres515
      @benjaminandres515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nowar1620
      @nowar1620 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Has sense. Having similar situation in russian-ukrainian conflict, where russian nationalists say ukrainian state, language and nationality are fake. I'm really sad about shit my state doing.

    • @user-qr6eb4jg9n
      @user-qr6eb4jg9n 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Germans have such snooty neighbours. No wonder they invaded lmao

    • @jan_noah
      @jan_noah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I understand let us all be apart you swiss trust me dont wanna be part of germany

    • @ryanjuguilon213
      @ryanjuguilon213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if there is a free golden teeth as a reward?

  • @balazsszekely2132
    @balazsszekely2132 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Germany and austria reunites
    The rest of europe: Oh shit here we go again

    • @thereallordjoghurt3013
      @thereallordjoghurt3013 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Austrians don't want to be part of Germany.

    • @justarandomgothamite5466
      @justarandomgothamite5466 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I really wonder what people like you think the EU does.

    • @balazsszekely2132
      @balazsszekely2132 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@justarandomgothamite5466 what do you mean?

    • @justarandomgothamite5466
      @justarandomgothamite5466 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@balazsszekely2132 Exactly what it says on the tin.
      In what world are you living where Germany and Austria aren't cooperating? In what world are you living where other european nations are afraid of Germany?

    • @balazsszekely2132
      @balazsszekely2132 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@justarandomgothamite5466 you must be fun at parties

  • @ChaffyExpert
    @ChaffyExpert 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    'What if German speakers united"
    France: "ah shit here we go again."

  • @morganadamo4706
    @morganadamo4706 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Their new chancellor has a funny looking mustache

  • @angmori172
    @angmori172 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    'Belgium is a roadblock to Germany invading France'
    More like a road BUMP

    • @matthiasbehrendt6112
      @matthiasbehrendt6112 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In fact Belgium was created as a roadblock to France from invading Germany and the Netherlands.
      Interesting how things change over time and even more interesting how most people aren't even aware of it.

  • @JPink-qm4fl
    @JPink-qm4fl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    It's more likely for France and Germany to unite than for Germany and Switzerland 😂
    Then, Belgium wouldn't have to be a "wall" 😂

  • @LeonardoMontanini
    @LeonardoMontanini หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You should put South Tyrol, the most northern region of Italy, here because over 60% there speak german instead of Belgium, where German is an official language, but is only spoken by around 2%, much less than Dutch and French there.

  • @MG007.
    @MG007. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    In the famous words of Chancellor Palpatine
    "Do it"

    • @jan_noah
      @jan_noah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What the hell is a palpantie?

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @jan_Janistan
      Look at Star Wars Episodes 1, 2 & 3
      You will see who Chancellor Palpatine is.

    • @jan_noah
      @jan_noah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MG007. i dont watch star wars.

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @jan_Janistan
      Well figure it out on your own

    • @jan_noah
      @jan_noah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MG007. okay have a nice day

  • @Kin13001
    @Kin13001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    As a person who recently didn't get into art school thinks this is a great idea

  • @SamPashmi
    @SamPashmi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    As long as those countries join voluntarily, I really don’t think anyone would have a problem with it

    • @Harold046
      @Harold046 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I think there definitely would be a problem with it. A bunch of these borders exist in the first place precisely because UK and US didn't want either France or Germany to become an uncontested predominant power in Europe.

    • @SamPashmi
      @SamPashmi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Harold046 France and Germany are both peace loving nations now ❤️

    • @MN-vz8qm
      @MN-vz8qm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      why the hell would belgium or switzerland choose to becomre germans, when only a minority speak teh language (particularly in belgium a tiny minority)

    • @Harold046
      @Harold046 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@SamPashmiAre they now ?
      France's army is designed for projecting its power towards foreign countries in asymetrical wars. It is true that it's been pretty friendly towards Germany, but definitely not towards the rest of the world.
      As for Germany... let's say France's friendly attitude towards them definitely doesn't go both ways. They've managed to reduce France's power greatly through masterful use of the european institutions, and assured themselves a pretty strong dominion over the Union. They haven't been using military means (yet), that much is true... but such attitudes definitely aren't peace loving, and are bound to cause conflict in the future, which might even escalate into wars.
      If you truly love peace, then you need to look reality in the face and denounce such facts. If we keep pretending everything is alright, the peace we're currently enjoying won't last for long.

    • @SamPashmi
      @SamPashmi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Harold046 what wars?

  • @Cp-kaizo
    @Cp-kaizo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Hey look guys I'm united Germany"
    Europe:- That's freaking 4th Reich!!

  • @UtopiaImagination
    @UtopiaImagination 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As someone who lives in Switzerland I Can say we will never do that

    • @YoutubeCat-ie1pc
      @YoutubeCat-ie1pc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a German, I agree lol. Bc yall give the feeling you hate us😢😔

    • @etuanno
      @etuanno 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TH-camCat-ie1pc Not at all, but your culture seems so rude and ignorant to us. "Ich krieg ein Brot" anstelle von "dürfte ich noch ein Brot haben?"
      In addition to that there's a lot of Germans who live here, that don't bother learning to speak dialect. You identify yourself instantly as a foreigner, of course you're treated as a foreigner, what do you expect?
      The only reason why we use German as our official language is because we couldn't decide on which dialect to use as the new language.

    • @therac197
      @therac197 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@etuannoI mean you guys left the sinking ship. Most went down hill since you officially left.

  • @hillelrebibo9196
    @hillelrebibo9196 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Just half of Belgium and Switzerland speak Germans but Alsace in France speak originally german

    • @e-0703
      @e-0703 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No they are not! They speak dutch or in the south french

    • @MrGaters34
      @MrGaters34 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Northern Belgium speaks dutch, southern French.
      Only a tiny fraction speaks German.
      In Switzerland there are more German speakers, with a large minority of French speakers and even an Italian speaking region.
      Only 4% of Luxembourg speaks German.
      Why not give Germany the whole of Italy, given there is a German-speaking minority in Bolzano.
      This guy graduated from Burger King University.

    • @eduardvandenheever8565
      @eduardvandenheever8565 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Please don't bring Alsace into this. It's a bit of a sore point for Germany XD

  • @tao2869
    @tao2869 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    US will not allow that😂. They would say that’s violation of democracy or human right, and suddenly Germany will be regarded as a regime again 😅

  • @emmanueljoaquin2251
    @emmanueljoaquin2251 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "911 this is emergency"
    "Switzerland isn't Switzerlanding"

  • @night_aviation
    @night_aviation 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Mallorca in question:

  • @KippieTag
    @KippieTag 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Belgium was a roadblock? Nahh we were a speed bump

    • @Neoxiik
      @Neoxiik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      18 days of fighting for such a small territory , it's not what i call a speed bump , show some respect to the Belgian soldiers who fought against the brutality.

    • @dr.remerb8011
      @dr.remerb8011 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Neoxiik Nah that is pretty fast if you consider that most frontlines were though over for months if not years just to gain a couple of kilometeres

    • @Neoxiik
      @Neoxiik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@dr.remerb8011 Lol no , WW2 was fast af , ever heard of Bliztkrieg? + First use of German paratrooper units and tactic ect... You are confusing with WW1 , which was slower

    • @dr.remerb8011
      @dr.remerb8011 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Neoxiik sorry but how long did the siege of leningrad last again

    • @Neoxiik
      @Neoxiik 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@dr.remerb8011 Yes ,and so ? it was the siege of one of the most important city in the then USSR,where the german army had it's first fiasco . Most battles during the german invasions were fast , and then attained a point where going further needed more time and ressources. I say it again , 18 days of fight for a stretch of 150km land in the Ardennes in remarkable and should not be compared as a speed bump by some wankers that know nothing about history, it's just a miserable joke.

  • @cnavarrete1999
    @cnavarrete1999 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    My boss once told me "the only rival which can overthrow the United States as the most powerful country in the world would be an alliance between Germany and Russia. Germany has the know-how and Russia the resources. That is why the US is so afraid of this actually happening"

    • @Theoderich11
      @Theoderich11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Your boss is absolutely right.

    • @ravenwolf9461
      @ravenwolf9461 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Honestly, there is no need for russia. In my opinion, just give all of the EU to Germany

    • @glomibabel1894
      @glomibabel1894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ravenwolf9461 petroleum etc

  • @wuesty01
    @wuesty01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    tf that germany has a moustache and waving like austrian painter 💀

  • @Angelcynn_2001
    @Angelcynn_2001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As an Englishman, I am happy to see this unification. We are Germanic brothers and sisters. Very similar language and cultures.

  • @Didywhyfy
    @Didywhyfy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    As a german speaking swiss, this idea repulses me to the core

  • @raymondyu412
    @raymondyu412 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    If all Germans united, your map will include Prussia!

  • @Exod-Omega
    @Exod-Omega 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Germany gets Austria = Painters

  • @WhenAllMenDoubtYou
    @WhenAllMenDoubtYou 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    “Germany could become a superpower”
    Germany: I already am

    • @nighty9338
      @nighty9338 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldn't call Germany a super power
      It has a third of China's GDP and less than a fifth of the United States' GDP
      this in economic terms, if you think militarily Germany is not even close to being a super power

    • @patronofdebaucheryandviolence
      @patronofdebaucheryandviolence 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only real super power in modern times is the US,maybe even China if you stretch it.Germany is relatively weak but it is a pretty well off nation.

  • @Angelica0216
    @Angelica0216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Saying België is a German speaking country is mad disrespectful. Ze spreken zowel Frans als Nederlands

    • @Azuraerae
      @Azuraerae 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ja. Duits mensen zijn een klein deel van België.

    • @lewisdepatserlord4737
      @lewisdepatserlord4737 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Als België splitst zit ik liever bij de duitsers dan de nederlanders, just saying.

    • @roelofklooster4349
      @roelofklooster4349 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lewisdepatserlord4737hoezo dat nou weer. Wat is daar nou mis mee?

    • @Evanloveskaas
      @Evanloveskaas 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omdat de duitsers bij onze cultuur groep zit, de fransen niet, maar baguatte is wel lekker@@roelofklooster4349

    • @TheBonnyJonny
      @TheBonnyJonny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think the fact, that i understand every word of your dutch scentence, as a german, makes it clear, that its just an german accent

  • @sergiombala3290
    @sergiombala3290 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fact is all those country combined are still smaller than metropolitan France only is impressive...

  • @Braunbaer01
    @Braunbaer01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Yeah than they would claim Mallorca too. 😂😂

    • @yvonnewagenlohner9084
      @yvonnewagenlohner9084 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Malle ist das 17 Bundesland Deutschlans 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

    • @Braunbaer01
      @Braunbaer01 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@yvonnewagenlohner9084 Ob die Spanier da so mitmachen? Naja Gibraltar ist immer noch britisch, also versuchen wir es mal. 🤣

  • @SS-HansLanda
    @SS-HansLanda 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    as an Austrian I always dreamed of uniting German speakers into one nation I also want Poland to join our nation

    • @therac197
      @therac197 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nah man. Poland had to stay the fuck out this. Get the Czechs and Dutch to Join, also Italians.
      But the Poles? No they are the bullwark keeping the biggesr threat at bay. The Hohenzoller

    • @yixowo
      @yixowo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im polish i hope it never unites with germany

  • @JAGtheTrekkieGEMINI1701
    @JAGtheTrekkieGEMINI1701 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Netherlands fit WAY more as a part of a *Greater Germany* than Belgium

  • @MarylandballProductions
    @MarylandballProductions 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Germany: annexes 5 other countries
    Everyone else: “ah shit here we go again”

  • @moosafarooqi6449
    @moosafarooqi6449 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    They can never stand for it as this happened in WW1 AND WW2. WW1 German unification caused tensions and same for ww2

  • @Treviisolion
    @Treviisolion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If you wanted to look at this more realistically, either include the Netherlands, or don’t include Belgium and Luxembourg.

  • @Klicktot
    @Klicktot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The united states have an estimated german population of more than 40 million people.

    • @Future183
      @Future183 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Almost 44% of americans claim german ancestry and most of them live in texas

  • @christo7105
    @christo7105 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Talking for Germanic countries, you have to add Nederland, Sweden, Norway, and Denmark. Since the Franks, a Germanic tribe, gave their name to France, you may consider them, too :-)

  • @Junior-yt4st
    @Junior-yt4st 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    In Brazil, German is the 2nd most spoken language

    • @Future183
      @Future183 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you fr?

    • @Junior-yt4st
      @Junior-yt4st 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Future183 State?

    • @OjalaTeFusilen
      @OjalaTeFusilen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Naaaaaa, esa es cualquiera mí amigo brazuca, saludos

  • @jonathandemy-geroe4991
    @jonathandemy-geroe4991 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I mean if you're going to include Belgium for the tiny German speaking portion in the east you might as well include all of Italy as well with south Tyrol. While you're at it, I believe there's a small part of Alsace that still speaks German too so throw France in the mix.

    • @justarandomgothamite5466
      @justarandomgothamite5466 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Danemark has a german minority and Germany a danish one! Add them to the pot.
      This feels familiar... (Gestures vaguely at the EU.)

    • @zero.Identity
      @zero.Identity 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also netherlands has closer ties to germany in many ways than belgium

    • @GAURAVGHATUARY
      @GAURAVGHATUARY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Throw Brazil in the mix, we really have official language status in some cities of Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul.
      More German speaking and Germans after Germany, Austria and Swiss

    • @matthiasbehrendt6112
      @matthiasbehrendt6112 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He just included countries that declared German a national official language.
      While this is the case for Belgium it's not the case for other countries like Italy or Poland where it's official recognition is only regional or local.

  • @asiacostenaro682
    @asiacostenaro682 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    an austrian painter tried that once

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “But a union between these German speaking countries is impossible”
    A failed art student in Austria: “hold mein beer”

  • @Wotanraven
    @Wotanraven 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    initially, Belgium wasn't created as a road block of invasion from Germany to France, but rather the contrary, as a road block of invasion from France to Germany ! The power struggle only changed with the Franco-Prussian war of 1870. Before that, France was the major continental power. Belgium was created to humble French territorial ambitions.

    • @eduardvandenheever8565
      @eduardvandenheever8565 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The irony is unbearable XD

    • @ellidominusser1138
      @ellidominusser1138 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      um no, well kinda, they were created because a stupid dutch king kept discriminating the belgian catholics and didn't spend much money in Belgium, which led to them seeking independence and picking the ancient name of Belgium (from Belgica, Roman times) and the british and others supported them in peace conferences but they needed to give up some stuff. Originally, Netherlands was the meant buffer between Prussia and France, but the belgian uprisings changed things, and the british protected the belgians after their independence to keep Napoleon III from France from trying anything funny.

    • @Hasarian-
      @Hasarian- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you want full history of belgian territories :
      - the current territory has been politically united since the Bourguignons (ducal dynasty in the 14th century). At that time there were more than 5 different languages spoken over the land, derived from both french vernacular Latin and proto-german.
      - then controlled by the spanish&Austrich royal family (which are two branches of the same family... itself derived the Netherlands royal family)
      - then conquered by the french emperor napoleon
      - then freed by the British and the Prussian, to be given (back) to the royal family of the Netherlands in order to keep the french power under control in case another napoleon were to rise up
      - then gained independence, birthing the country that exists today

  • @ShyGuyShow
    @ShyGuyShow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It couldn't work out because The United Kingdom ensures Belgium's independence

    • @ferg.lorenzo6806
      @ferg.lorenzo6806 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come on! UK doesn't "ensure" shit today. Do you think we are un early XX century?. UK does not have meaningful power today without US.

  • @JPitza
    @JPitza 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Switzerland wouldn’t join due to them being mostly neutral throughout history, this is how they avoided wars and conflicts whit a lot of countries

    • @theodorceaster3515
      @theodorceaster3515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They also have 4 languages, not just German. German, French, Italian and Rhetoromanic

    • @aksanaify
      @aksanaify 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It has absolutely nothing to see with neutrality. We’d be disgusted by the idea of not being ourselves. We are not Germans and it’s not because they dream of us that we do. I’d rather see a civil war in Switzerland than Switzerland being part of any other country. We fought for our independence and kicked asses throughout history. It’s definitely not to become German one day, for sure.

    • @Danny-vl2ym
      @Danny-vl2ym 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @JPitza
      Switzerland is not a neutral country anymore, Their neutrality was revoked when they sanctioned Russia, You could even go as far as 2000 when they sanctioned North Korea.
      They were definitely neutral in the past but as it stands it is definitely not the case.

    • @raphaelwilli849
      @raphaelwilli849 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Danny-vl2ymthe goverment are Not the people in Switzerland , the Most of US are against it.

    • @Danny-vl2ym
      @Danny-vl2ym 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @raphaelwilli849 The government decides your country's fate. Most of the germans didn't vote for the Nazi party but here we are today.

  • @brettsudler2746
    @brettsudler2746 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Germany: You guys wanna join
    Poland: I feel like Germany didn't learn his lesson

  • @GentlemanKane
    @GentlemanKane 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The UK wouldn't give a toss if Germany came close to our borders infact we'd probably love it given since brexit we have been exploring our germanic roots and finding we feel pretty comfortable with it. Ich liebe deutchland