Mr Traumatik - I'm The Damn Guy

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  • @callmesub0202
    @callmesub0202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    When he said
    بالخصم ثني يميزك يخلد
    I felt that heavy💯

    • @urboifaisal
      @urboifaisal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I speak Arabic and I didn’t understand any thing

    • @callmesub0202
      @callmesub0202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Faisal ALDossary yeah I kinda hit random letters

    • @burgermuncher8985
      @burgermuncher8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Faisal ALDossary yeah it's a fucken joke

    • @harryw5671
      @harryw5671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you just don't understand english culture 😑

    • @voixdv9381
      @voixdv9381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Faisal ALDossary r/woosh

  • @Slonitram
    @Slonitram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4090

    This song is like something you'd hear on the radio right after stealing a car in GTA 3.

  • @jeshuarchive
    @jeshuarchive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6396

    Bro he speaking the Minecraft enchantment table language

    • @brandonleelewis5986
      @brandonleelewis5986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      He’s speaking røådmāñ

    • @evanbodyboards7733
      @evanbodyboards7733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Funny , laughed my bottom off 😂😂

    • @justasb6347
      @justasb6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh yeah yeah r/woooooosh

    • @skyee560
      @skyee560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao bruh

    • @krin7871
      @krin7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nans Egg boomer normie lol

  • @Prizzim
    @Prizzim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3117

    *Thinking about it, this should be in beat saber*
    EDIT: wow wasn’t expecting all these likes and comments :>
    Yes, there is a mod on beatsaber for this song! Made this comment 4 years ago when the beatsaber scene was first blowing up

    • @haku-joudaisama5421
      @haku-joudaisama5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep fr

    • @kooliedoodlies
      @kooliedoodlies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      well guess what i found
      beatsaver.com/beatmap/6166

    • @garethmcloughlin3346
      @garethmcloughlin3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I ACIDENTLY DISLIKED I IMEDIETLY CHANGED IT SORRY FAM

    • @Grizmfy
      @Grizmfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would be impossible 😂

    • @pasyx4414
      @pasyx4414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES MAN

  • @jolynethecat9523
    @jolynethecat9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3535

    I love being british

    • @javanclarke1431
      @javanclarke1431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      IrnBru Votary you guys do have a whole unique genre of bass to yourselves which is lowkey underrated

    • @pankboii5570
      @pankboii5570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      IrnBru Votary nice teeth

    • @ollieboya1646
      @ollieboya1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He’s welsh anyway

    • @oliverwhittington6434
      @oliverwhittington6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@pankboii5570 you play fortnite

    • @pankboii5570
      @pankboii5570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Guyy I haven’t been on this acc since last year

  • @lelboifizz9732
    @lelboifizz9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    Tiktok: it’s free real estate

    • @naam7018
      @naam7018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those videos are actually funny

    • @miguelbernardino2858
      @miguelbernardino2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *me skipping a white girls story when she went to a concert*

    • @mmmmmmmmmm.m.
      @mmmmmmmmmm.m. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you found it.

    • @pibblecaten183
      @pibblecaten183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they touched my favourite genre and thats unacceptable

    • @goof_yo
      @goof_yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • @josephc.558
    @josephc.558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    1:48 Eyy
    *D* *I* *C* *K* *H* *E* *A* *D*

  • @Starmannico
    @Starmannico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This is the lullaby my mom used to sing to me every night until I feel asleep

    • @jaumej3707
      @jaumej3707 ปีที่แล้ว

      The profile pic makes it even more believable lol

  • @hendrikarula8699
    @hendrikarula8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    0:24 Me ordering a pizza when my phones on 1%

    • @kaidoppz7453
      @kaidoppz7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hendrik Arula you stole that comment

    • @hendrikarula8699
      @hendrikarula8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@kaidoppz7453 find the comment from this comment section. I will wait

    • @juanm.s3452
      @juanm.s3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @7UXV2
      @7UXV2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hendrikarula8699 he is still searching

    • @Lamonzxl
      @Lamonzxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hendrikarula8699 He's a Steelers fan he'll never get it

  • @elanmiller9272
    @elanmiller9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    British national anthem

  • @sg6fxt
    @sg6fxt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Blast this in a Vauxhall Corsa wearing all Burberry Check

    • @AA-pl1oj
      @AA-pl1oj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JP Laurent truss me

    • @snizzle6
      @snizzle6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      JP Laurent in a lidl carpark or something

    • @CasselsVideo
      @CasselsVideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m American and I have no clue what tf you said

    • @sg6fxt
      @sg6fxt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FocusPocus look up what a Chav is and I think you'll find enough info for this to all make sense

    • @gabrielgibson5247
      @gabrielgibson5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CasselsVideo that here is the equivalent of kyle in his 94 honda civic hatchback wearing supreme and bape

  • @Johnny-gh4ir
    @Johnny-gh4ir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Me about to win in mario kart tour
    手提袋 niggas: 00:26

    • @69manal
      @69manal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀

    • @6avn
      @6avn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ball hard like I’m Orlando magic pull out the ting like go go gadget

    • @kamikazi6299
      @kamikazi6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@6avn NANI

    • @hypnotix9291
      @hypnotix9291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The same comment is right above this one😂, both exactly the same

    • @user-mu2lq4bh5k
      @user-mu2lq4bh5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fax

  • @emzyxsyncm3490
    @emzyxsyncm3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Only British people can make music like this 😂

    • @antonwestergaard9035
      @antonwestergaard9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @mortal2319
      @mortal2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      australia is slowly catching up, america's a billion years behind

    • @emzyxsyncm3490
      @emzyxsyncm3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mortal HA no sorry but no if u ain’t British ur never gonna be able to make bangin tunes like this especially if ur recording it in Norwich it’s impossible if u ain’t British bc this right here ladies and gentlemen, this is superior

    • @mortal2319
      @mortal2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emzyxsyncm3490 you do know we have shit like "melbourne sound" right?

    • @sidwilson7617
      @sidwilson7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mortal2319 But it just doesn't hit the same

  • @easymoneycracker
    @easymoneycracker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    me about to win mario kart
    🉐🈵🈲🉐:

    • @sfsnoob3915
      @sfsnoob3915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      you: 1st Place
      behind you: はおやすみ

    • @yujirohamna2892
      @yujirohamna2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U got that from Tik tok pal

    • @yujirohamna2892
      @yujirohamna2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      txramiisu ngl Yh but ya right 😂😔

    • @ttvgamerbtw9635
      @ttvgamerbtw9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yujirohamna2892 thats my name kian

    • @Johnny-gh4ir
      @Johnny-gh4ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jdubbzs copies my whole comment

  • @ChrissyTheBlacc
    @ChrissyTheBlacc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Spanish girls cursing each other out 0:25

    • @HaydynFernandes
      @HaydynFernandes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Unpeakssg
      @Unpeakssg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me making a McDonald's order when my phone is at 1% 0:25

    • @emmanzi_
      @emmanzi_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Unpeakssg 😂😂😂☠️

    • @uxuxu9562
      @uxuxu9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Despues de venirte con los chismes tu no cojes a Rubén lo pones de vuelta y media y dejas de hablarte con el nada más que por los chismes que puedan salir tia - La version española de Eminem

    • @lebruh9603
      @lebruh9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uxuxu I don’t speak Taco Bell sorry. /s

  • @ryanmeli7995
    @ryanmeli7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    When the weird kid reaches for his bag 0:26

  • @binaryxiao5519
    @binaryxiao5519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    x2 speed is giving me a stroke

    • @briannad5762
      @briannad5762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Binary Xiao oh my god I’m dying

    • @NK-Remag
      @NK-Remag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit

    • @chocpretzel3
      @chocpretzel3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somehow my body ended up shaking rapidly

    • @anitaquainn6536
      @anitaquainn6536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Binary Xiao HAHAHA I’m having a seizure tho

    • @SeriouslySeriousGrim
      @SeriouslySeriousGrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s making me shake

  • @pepijn2223
    @pepijn2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    0:26 The dislike button on TH-cam rewind 2018

    • @kaidoppz7453
      @kaidoppz7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean how fast it goes up

    • @Psninja-nv9kp
      @Psninja-nv9kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No put the video in x2 then u will get the dislike rate in rewind

    • @trisdebesthd4965
      @trisdebesthd4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (full hard like Orlando magic)

  • @xxxilluminate5754
    @xxxilluminate5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    0:27 Back of the router be like

  • @wheelbiteclothing9844
    @wheelbiteclothing9844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    *NEW YEARS EVE*
    Me: **clicking through messages saying “see you next year”**
    0:25

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait It Hasn't Been 4 Months Yet

    • @randomrustyspoon4264
      @randomrustyspoon4264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was posted on October 2019 and I see this at February 2020
      You predicted this except with decades instead of years

    • @lebruh9603
      @lebruh9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeepj never has been

  • @duxkzy
    @duxkzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When someone chases you with an oppressor on GTA

  • @CarlJohnson-wk3rv
    @CarlJohnson-wk3rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Hate him or love him, he spittin straight facts

  • @centokiVA
    @centokiVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    2x speed is when he ascends to a new plane

    • @mayo5713
      @mayo5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      x0.75 speed legit slaps tho

    • @taxfraub
      @taxfraub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2x has a weird type beat

    • @firstylasty9959
      @firstylasty9959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mayo5713 it really does

  • @jett2451
    @jett2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Billie Eilish: I’m the bad guy
    Seth Everman: I’m the bald guy
    TH-cam: I’m the ad guy
    My dad: I’m the dad guy
    80’s dude: I’m the rad guy
    Someone who got rickrolled: I’m the mad guy
    Glad wrap: I’m the glad guy
    Mr Traumatik: *im the damn guy*

  • @CGK100
    @CGK100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Nobody:
    The special Ed class when the teacher goes to the bathroom: 0:25

  • @XGh0sT77
    @XGh0sT77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:26 When your wife dies but you have 3 more

  • @poppydekreij9766
    @poppydekreij9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When your Sims are arguing

  • @gilbert2797
    @gilbert2797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    i felt that when he said
    bulhardegejelajintinggogogacheitche

    • @bakerhalt
      @bakerhalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BALL HARD LIKE ORLANDO MAGICC

    • @bakerhalt
      @bakerhalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PULL OUT THE TING CALL ME GO GO GADGET

  • @bigmanwilfred4955
    @bigmanwilfred4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Eminem: im the fastest rapper
    This guy: hold me fookin ketamine m8

    • @pantherteen2008
      @pantherteen2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vernon Douglas? Is that you? Are you still in court? Are you skiing yet?

  • @alenkatic346
    @alenkatic346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he said:
    Γο γο γαδγρυ λασβρ
    Really felt that

  • @cadexcoplen8928
    @cadexcoplen8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has potential of being the greatest song ever made.

  • @arkeos1901
    @arkeos1901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Why’s my mans speaking in cursive?

    • @tylexfn7167
      @tylexfn7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its chavi boi

    • @Ozee13
      @Ozee13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

  • @DafishboiGAMING69
    @DafishboiGAMING69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me on a group chat trying to squeeze in a joke before the subject changes

  • @madoba8717
    @madoba8717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:25 when you accidentally talk back to your mom

  • @PRODSKAM
    @PRODSKAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:25 the speed of usain bolt cameraman

  • @ResonanceInDigital
    @ResonanceInDigital 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    My lemon haze is from Devon ways and its harvest time in 11 days it's powerful like a weapon sprays and trust me you'll be well amazed

    • @kushharia6390
      @kushharia6390 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahahah

    • @morganking4166
      @morganking4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

    • @billzwelch8932
      @billzwelch8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool last name bro

    • @4megii
      @4megii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm from devon lol we got good weed

    • @joshrowe952
      @joshrowe952 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neisep cornwall’s better boss ;)

  • @vengeance6367
    @vengeance6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    They Usain bolt is the fastest man:
    Camera man: hold my camera

  • @ma848
    @ma848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When 陽晴斗 plays mario kart
    0:25

  • @mufasasixtythree8000
    @mufasasixtythree8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the most British thing I've ever heard

    • @Niggleblade1986
      @Niggleblade1986 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🙄🤦🏾‍♂️ english. Education is key

    • @xxxgreyhookkickjxxx3295
      @xxxgreyhookkickjxxx3295 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Niggleblade1986Mr Traumatic I’m pretty sure is Welsh so British is accurate

  • @money5064
    @money5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Ball Hard like Orlando Magic
    Pull out the ting call me "Go Go Gadget"
    It’s A double Z A but my name's not Aaron rude boy never serve it like hatchet. (Hatchet)
    Talking like you're rough when you’re moving, but we know that you ain't stacking. (Stacking)
    And trapping got IDs when they're talking rough and they got no backing
    Alright lemme jump back in
    Lemme chat sh*t better come back here
    [?] get scared but I'm at it
    Full time in a bat's old jacket push the mic and I smack it
    Napalm back here
    Hate job and I hate that score [?] attack it
    Don't p*ss me off
    Trust me that sh*t's a lot
    I'm back you pricks I’m kicking it off
    Off of the hinges give me the dosh
    ’cos I wanna be livin' the floss
    So I keep giving up bringing them lots
    [?] walking with a spliff in her gob
    [?]
    [?]
    But they won’t hear me missin' a drop
    Come near me I'll be willing to [?]
    [?]
    Right around me, when when it kicks off, elbow to the face make a man p*ssed off
    Don't know we’re menacing 'cos when I say that it's going off it's off
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy
    [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy
    [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly
    My Lemon Haze is from Devon ways
    And it's harvest time is in 11 days
    It's powerful like a weapon sprays
    So trust me you'll be well amazed
    So listen
    Let me just demonstrate smoke lemon haze and then celebrate
    I meditate and regenerate and then elevate up to Heaven's Gate
    I'm above all the pen and papes
    Just celebrate and then penetrate
    I'll desecrate and I'll devastate any heavyweight
    I don't relegate
    [?] my lemon is sticky like sellotape
    I'm punctual I'm never late cause teleport and I levitate
    When I spita the bar she master the crafts like Mr Miyagi
    Trust me you'll see more punches thrown than p*ss at a football derby
    My style is literally barmy
    Simple and plain like twisting a car key
    I treat MCs like boats
    Taking them out with a spitting tsunami
    [?] incredible bars put them on my [?]
    Smoking generous bomb
    With a [?] federal car
    [?]
    I treat them as like work
    Then smoke heavily blunts
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy
    [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed high get your f*ckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy. I'm the damn guy
    [?] of weed enough to make you damn fly
    [? I gave up here.]

    • @krumchy_7433
      @krumchy_7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You dont have enough credit for trying my dude 😂 take my like!!

    • @DC-df8vk
      @DC-df8vk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man you tried, and that’s enough.

    • @dmmy126
      @dmmy126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      least I got go go gadget right..

    • @CianGR
      @CianGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you have a stroke whilst writing this

    • @SeriouslySeriousGrim
      @SeriouslySeriousGrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good job, you understand spaghetti

  • @jdiligence
    @jdiligence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When your boy dies in the Gulag but you have $4600

    • @jamesjust9192
      @jamesjust9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rlz.j1 glad I’m not the only one ☝🏾

  • @Gamble11
    @Gamble11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:06 Took the words right out of my mouth, just what I was thinking.

  • @causticdew8026
    @causticdew8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When a mom hears her 5 yr old cough

  • @newfd420
    @newfd420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Can’t believe I found this by looking up “Ting go hard magic TikTok”

    • @imdisgusted4240
      @imdisgusted4240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anīmoof Sucks I typed go go gadget me haha

    • @darknight8498
      @darknight8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I looked up "europian fast rap orlando magic" lmao

    • @levibarwick240
      @levibarwick240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i typed in micheal philps camera man somg

  • @EBLITZR
    @EBLITZR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    love this tune on MD :)

    • @unknownspirit923
      @unknownspirit923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EBLITZR nah mate special k 👌

    • @tyreesegordon8051
      @tyreesegordon8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EBLITZR uni about the md hahah popped 4 beans too this tune the night we moved out old house it got shut downnnn

    • @gilesmccarthy7461
      @gilesmccarthy7461 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur hard

    • @user-qs6lh2vd6x
      @user-qs6lh2vd6x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unknown Spirit bro fuck listening to this shit on ket

  • @vampiroerick2368
    @vampiroerick2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    who else typed “call me gogo gadget”

  • @fiddykal
    @fiddykal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Right. Start this song. And dont start having a seizure at 0:25 money back guarantee you cant stay still for the whole of azzas verse.

  • @Max-ur9qn
    @Max-ur9qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Should be the next Tgf skeng song prove me wrong

    • @yoitzteo
      @yoitzteo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats what i though lol

    • @Boogaloo879
      @Boogaloo879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @angrydogz1504
      @angrydogz1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes brouda

    • @kxdxn6388
      @kxdxn6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @taniarobinson3602
      @taniarobinson3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not gonna prove u wrong, I'll prove ya right

  • @syaz1haziq762
    @syaz1haziq762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Teacher: Okay everybody, im going to speak outload and you have to copy it on ur notebook, dont worry, ill go slow
    The teacher 10 seconds later: 0:24

  • @angelofrago3096
    @angelofrago3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not gonna lie Listening 0.75x speed issa jam.

  • @oigo8570
    @oigo8570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that feeling when you have a 1000 word essay due to midnight and its 11:30 in the night already

  • @AnecdotalPoet
    @AnecdotalPoet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he said
    我是該死的傢伙
    *I felt that!*

  • @jjlong3636
    @jjlong3636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro spitting numbers out ere

  • @Lloyds_Fitness
    @Lloyds_Fitness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:32 that hit different 😔

  • @yafiosa
    @yafiosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's rare to find people who can master cartinese

  • @agbutera2224
    @agbutera2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:25 me trying to walk fast in the halls because im gonna be late

  • @nguc1649
    @nguc1649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    going back and listening to this is mad , i still love this shit 🔥

  • @zqnth
    @zqnth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    welcome boys we all have a reason why we're here

  • @halosniper94
    @halosniper94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you want to feel like you're in a mini Cooper racing montage down the cobblestone streets of London this is the song for you

  • @silverspeak4813
    @silverspeak4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When the Americans can’t hear the words 😂

  • @elliotnixon1725
    @elliotnixon1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When your 1st in Mario Kart Tour and then 才藝課本 appears 0:26

  • @farradinho-proclubs3345
    @farradinho-proclubs3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2017: great song 2020: still great

  • @rocketdoesmdma2877
    @rocketdoesmdma2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This gets the stamp of approval

  • @shinobi7748
    @shinobi7748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I got the lyrics for you guys
    (I'm the damn guy)
    [Verse 1]
    Ball Hard like Orlando Magic
    Pull out the ting call me "Go Go Gadget"
    It’s A double Z A but my name's not Aaron rude boy never serve it like hatchet (Hatchet)
    Talking like you're rough when you’re moving, but we know that you ain't stacking (Stacking)
    And trapping got no IDs when they're talking rough and they got no backing
    Alright lemme jump back in
    Lemme chat shit better come back here (Back here)
    Feeling when they try turn around and I'm right there man I get scared but I'm at it (At it)
    Full time in a bat's old jacket touch the mic and I smack it
    They can't hack it
    Hate job and I hate that school gunna come and attack it
    [Verse 2]
    Don't piss me off
    Trust me that shit’s a lot
    I’m back you pricks I'm kicking it off
    Off of the hinges give me the dosh
    ’cos I wanna be livin' the floss
    So I keep giving up, bringing them lots
    On in the bleway isn't a prob see me walking with a spliff in her gob;
    And I might be lead top sibacabox
    But they won't hear me missin’ a drop
    Come near me I'll be willing to cotch
    But foul mouth me get a nick in the chops
    Right around me, when when it kicks off
    Elbow to the face make a man pissed off
    Don't know we're menacing 'cos when I say that it's going off it's off
    [Chorus]
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    [Verse 3]
    My Lemon Haze is from Devon ways
    And it's harvest time in 11 days
    It's powerful like a weapon sprays
    And trust me you'll be well amazed (So listen)
    Let me just demonstrate smoke lemon haze and then celebrate
    I meditate and regenerate and then elevate up to Heaven's Gate
    (I'm God)
    I'm above all the pen and papes
    Just celebrate and then penetrate
    I'll desecrate and I'll devastate any heavyweight
    I don't relegate (Hey dickhead)
    Run, go tell a mate, my lemon is sticky like sellotape
    I'm punctual, I'm never late cause I teleport and I levitate
    [Verse 4]
    When I spita the bar she master the crafts like Mr Miyagi
    Trust me you'll see more punches thrown than fists at a football derby
    My style is literally barmy
    Simple and plain like twisting a car key
    I treat MCs like boats
    Taking them out with a spitting tsunami (Yeah)
    Bear lemony narcs incredible bars put them on my logs
    Smoking generous bong
    With the boys and the federal cops
    Your boys call tell 'em all come, all get 'em all done, all them are all runts
    I treat them as like work
    Then smoke heavily blunts
    [Chorus]
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    [Verse 5]
    Crush all the lemon
    Armageddon, I'm blazin' 24/7 (Seven)
    AK-47
    How many zoots today? About seven
    Strong weed spin, 2011
    So dank they smell it in Devon (Devon)
    So high they itchin' from heaven
    Birthday date: 7/7
    Terrorist like a 9/11
    Bare Gs up in the sessions
    Smoke so much it like an aggression
    Zs weigh? 27
    Eighths? 1 point 7
    Bizayg, what'd you reckon?
    They blame it on the recession
    England's heading into depression
    [Verse 6]
    Liverpool Daddy
    Run the mic like an athlete
    Yammin' the beat like a patty
    You can never catch me
    The man o man sure take a back seat
    My name's on the road like a taxi
    You're an ickle man you can't match me
    When a mena-muna mic up [?] bidda bidda big [?] (Woo)
    Yo, and I bump up the ante
    [?] war I'm like an Iraqi
    You don't want no beef, no teriyaki
    Ima get animalistic and aggy
    Come visit, N One Niner
    My da beat dat taught a bus driver
    24/7 the basic survivor (Brrah)
    Mic up, old man, televisor
    [Chorus]
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    [Verse 7]
    This ain't no test run nought sixty like that I'm an F1 (Nyoom)
    Put down their weights on my air force
    Waste MCs get back where you left from (See ya)
    So far back you get laughed at
    It's like watching a terrible sitcom
    Have a break son, have a KitKat
    We MCs like munching a Bourbon
    Who's on the mic? It's Texas
    I'm eating you all up for breakfast (Morning!)
    The style we got is infectious
    I'm fitting together like Tetris (Beep boop beep boop beep)
    Frontline baby shake it down. (Hey hey hey hey)
    We represent for the underground
    Appleface starts running out
    Light the fuse. Tick tick tick pow!
    [Verse 8]
    Honestly gotta be properly droppin' the sickest of rhymes you heard
    The quickedest wickedest lyricist ever to spit on the mic, true words (Right?)
    So give me the rhythm no give me the bigin I'm killin' the vibe for days
    We get in the zone I'm lettin' them know we're chuckin' the mic and spray like
    Stop that watch this
    Keepin' it dark like gothic
    So I drop shit, got piff
    Pure organic, no toxic
    Cop man's flow got me dropped down low
    We proper got that bro, it's a knockout shot, bop
    [Chorus]
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly
    Cause a landslide when we touch the damn mic
    Yeah it's jammed tight get your fuckin' hands high
    I'm the damn guy, I'm the damn guy
    Got lemon and cheese and packets of weed enough to make you damn fly. (Fly, fly, fly...)

    • @quackityalt7213
      @quackityalt7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FUCKING 8 VERSE RAP SONG

    • @doctor_dinosaur
      @doctor_dinosaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Copied + Pasted off Genius, it was me who originally posted it on there. I updated lyrics a bit since you posted this ;P It's still not 100% right yet though, this song is way too fast to get right

    • @quackityalt7213
      @quackityalt7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doctor_dinosaur shut the fuck up nobody cars

    • @tylexfn7167
      @tylexfn7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro mad props I'm for the most chavi aria in England and I couldn't understand anything they fucking said

    • @tylexfn7167
      @tylexfn7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quackityalt7213 bro u tell em

  • @jayukyt
    @jayukyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My fav bit was definitely the bit when he said 𓂸𓂺☾✞☽☽シ☏❦㋛シ❥✔㋛✯𖦹𖣔᯽⍟Ꙭ☆⁂✯𖦹𖣔✰۞𓇽𓀬𓀿𓀬␈𓆈𓃠𐂊𓃒♕𓃗𓂉𓃠♔𓃠𐂃𓀿𓀬␈𓀬𓅷⚣ଈ𐂊𓃱𓂸𓂺𓂸𓂺𓂸☹❥ᴥ❥㋛☏✞☾❦☾☹𓂀𓆉𓂀𓆉𓂀✔𓂀☹☻☹☻☻☹☹☻☹★✪۞⁂⁂☼𖦹۞᯽

  • @jesuschristcunt8469
    @jesuschristcunt8469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    Anyone else here from the "me skipping through the white girls concert stories"

  • @DominikValentin1003
    @DominikValentin1003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In 0.75 x speed its very catchy

  • @Ozee13
    @Ozee13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My bro be speaking the doctors signature

  • @R3V153
    @R3V153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he said
    Зажим привет
    I felt that

  • @tesco-chan4248
    @tesco-chan4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Your Playing A Game Of Rainbow 6 And A Blitz Runs Into The Room 0:26

  • @rahulsajeevkrishnans.k1463
    @rahulsajeevkrishnans.k1463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0.75 is lit! sounds like a completely different song! 😱

  • @victoryscreech8517
    @victoryscreech8517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    IMAGINE THIS IN BEAT SABER🤭🤭🤭

    • @somedog1178
      @somedog1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Beatsaber: Approved
      Arms: Sore

    • @whoooey947
      @whoooey947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes plesee

    • @justasb6347
      @justasb6347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is on best saber

    • @maxhamp7116
      @maxhamp7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its on beat saber

    • @Maruomadluke
      @Maruomadluke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/S13aRcpbdlA/w-d-xo.html

  • @cheezdice8740
    @cheezdice8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:00: girls want boys to race
    0:24: me when they say the winner will date ur crush

  • @hv9561
    @hv9561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I’m listening to this song again and it’s so slow now :( I preferred it fast

  • @tesco-chan4248
    @tesco-chan4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    When Your On 100 Sensitivity 0:26

  • @supersoggychicken
    @supersoggychicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:25
    Me trying to explain to the principal that I didn't beat the shit out of the weird kid for touching me

  • @KewlKid
    @KewlKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Most of you don’t even know which one MRTRAUMATIK is

    • @21nils67
      @21nils67 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kewl Kid true lmao

    • @paolosanguigni
      @paolosanguigni 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally... Why has this tune blown up again all of a sudden?

    • @Ky-xm7tc
      @Ky-xm7tc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paolo Sanguigni tik tok🤦🏻‍♂️🤮

    • @michaelfarley2710
      @michaelfarley2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From 1:33

    • @21nils67
      @21nils67 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Farley Nobody cares

  • @Nelsoo
    @Nelsoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I felt it when he said: ᦔ𝓳᭙𝓳ᦔꪀꫀꪀ𝘳𝓳ᠻ𝘬𝘴𝘬𝘳𝘬ꪜ𝘬𝘴𝓳ꫀ𝓳ᥴ𝓳𝘴𝓳𝘴𝘬ᥴꪮᦔꪮᦔ𝘬ꫀ᥇𝘴ꪜ𝓽ᥴꪗ𝘬ꫀ᭙ρ᭙ρꫀꪮꪜ𝘬

  • @zodiac..
    @zodiac.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When i finallly find the song :
    All that for a drop of blood

  • @ivo5184
    @ivo5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said
    „Y𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⊣ᔑ||“
    I felt that

  • @gummycookie7304
    @gummycookie7304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don't know who he is but he's spitting straight facts

  • @ulrichtaylor7133
    @ulrichtaylor7133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why can i understand all of this and the hidden inuendos its a banger

  • @eclipsycleyt2547
    @eclipsycleyt2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    **Team losing**
    Big Wong and his crew from Hong kong: **joins the match*
    0:25

  • @adam-hv_1954
    @adam-hv_1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the tune to run as fast as you can to

  • @notschwifty2217
    @notschwifty2217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This song is actually 0.75 speed. Seriously try it out and tell me different

    • @smada9696
      @smada9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      toxic schwifty it sucks

    • @smada9696
      @smada9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      toxic schwifty id rather 1.25x

    • @indeepjable
      @indeepjable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Prefer The Usual

    • @hv9561
      @hv9561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the real audio wow

    • @gilesmccarthy7461
      @gilesmccarthy7461 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds shit. You don’t know what ur talking about

  • @z8bu993
    @z8bu993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to search "all enchantment table enchants in minecraft"

  • @vinpantera
    @vinpantera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:25 anakin and obi wan Fighting

  • @sss_gaming7144
    @sss_gaming7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eminem: no one can beat me
    Mr.Truamatik: There’s actually one and that’s ME!

  • @king_ramosr17
    @king_ramosr17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    00:25 me and the Bois when we hear there is a fist fight to watch

  • @quiveryhurdle7175
    @quiveryhurdle7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0.75 sounds actually nice try it

  • @loosejenkins47
    @loosejenkins47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This slaps so hard at 0.75x speed, the flow is sick hahah

    • @brotherearth
      @brotherearth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Had to try this and god damn, you're right. I wanted to hate it but it def slaps.

  • @flynn4700
    @flynn4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2020! I love Mr Traumatik because my older mates pick me up (I’m 16 and they’re 17/18) and take me out blasting these tunes and then do wheel spins, handbrake turns, reverse to first, getting ridiculous speed ect😂😂it’s just one of them songs

  • @Jxwsiii
    @Jxwsiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:26 when his song comes on but it's too fast for you so you start having a seizure

    • @AyyAKayy
      @AyyAKayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ironic that you literally have Juice as your pfp

  • @GC_x1.618
    @GC_x1.618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This jam has alot crammed in 4 n alf minutes.

  • @oli2717
    @oli2717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Kush on the lemon, Armageddon, I'm blazin 24/7, AK-47"

    • @pootis6838
      @pootis6838 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GANNY FLAP idk but it's at 2:37

  • @dollydaydream7859
    @dollydaydream7859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love you Traumatik ❤️ Your voice and spirit

  • @gabriellag8915
    @gabriellag8915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it still kinda slaps and idk how to feel about it.
    Like me and my friends legit vibe to this form time to time.

    • @sidwilson7617
      @sidwilson7617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On point, i love jamming to this with my mates, the good old british national anthem

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen to more Grima x Azza and Mr Traumatik

  • @thememe5133
    @thememe5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    POV:Me explaining why I’m not imposter after getting caught venting

    • @owinlaa
      @owinlaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re the damn guy who killed cyan!

    • @thememe5133
      @thememe5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owinlaaUh I can explain

  • @jacoblabella8749
    @jacoblabella8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    .75 speed is a whole different song

  • @allennotalent2064
    @allennotalent2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yo this song makes me so happy