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Lovely stand up...First time i am watching this guy.. 🎉...The lady though esp as she's a Delhi Walli should have spoken in Hindi.. Her accent and her language are below par. Just MHO.. Goingto follow this guy though.. 😊
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121 Narrated 'Aishah: The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old. Abu Tahir Sulayman Al Jannabi was an Ismaili who attacked and broke the Kabba in AD 932 and used the black stone as a toilet seat for 23 years. 😂😂 Sahih Muslim 2767 d Abu Burda reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: There would come people amongst the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with as heavy sins as a mountain, and Allah would forgive them and He would place in their stead the Jews and the Christians. (As far as I think), Abu Raub said: I do not know as to who is in doubt. Abu Burda said: I narrated it to 'Umar b. 'Abd al-'Aziz, whereupon he said: Was it your father who narrated it to you from Allah's Apostle (ﷺ)? I said: Yes That's why they are fearless 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sunan Abi Dawud 4361 Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas: A blind man had a slave-mother who used to abuse the Prophet (ﷺ) and disparage him. He forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (ﷺ) and abuse him. So he took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (ﷺ) was informed about it. He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up. He sat before the Prophet (ﷺ) and said: Messenger of Allah! I am her master; she used to abuse you and disparage you. I forbade her, but she did not stop, and I rebuked her, but she did not abandon her habit. I have two sons like pearls from her, and she was my companion. Last night she began to abuse and disparage you. So I took a dagger, put it on her belly and pressed it till I killed her. Thereupon the Prophet (ﷺ) said: Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood. Quran 9:5 And when the inviolable months1 have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakāh, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful. - Saheeh International Quran 5/46 And We sent, following in their footsteps, Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming that which came before him in the Torah; and We gave him the Gospel, in which was guidance and light and confirming that which preceded it of the Torah as guidance and instruction for the righteous. Saheeh Interrutional Sahih Muslim 2605 a Humaid b. 'Abd al-Rahman b. 'Auf reported that his mother Umm Kulthum daughter of 'Uqba b. Abu Mu'ait, and she was one amongst the first emigrants who pledged allegiance to Allah's Apostle (ﷺ), as saying that she heard Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: A liar is not one who tries to bring reconciliation amongst people and speaks good (in order to avert dispute), or he conveys good. Ibn Shihab said he did not hear that exemption was granted in anything what the people speak as lie but in three cases: in battle, for bringing reconciliation amongst persons and the narration of the words of the husband to his wife, and the narration of the words of a wife to her husband (in a twisted form in order to bring reconciliation between them). Sahih Muslim 2922 Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)as saying: The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews. Quran Chapter (98) sūrat l-bayinah (The Clear Evidence)* (Mohsin Khan): ▶️Qur'an (98:6) "Verily, those who disbelieve (in the religion of Islam, the Qur'an and Prophet Muhammad)" from among the people of the Scripture "(Jews and Christians)" and Al-Mushrikun (polytheists)" will abide in the "Fire of Hell." They are the “WORST OF CREATURES”. Sunan Abi Dawud 641 Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: The Prophet (ﷺ) said: Allah does not accept the prayer of a woman who has reached puberty unless she wears a veil. Abu Dawud said: This tradition has been narrated by Sa;id b. Abi 'Arubah from Qatadah on the authority of al-Hasan from the Prophet (ﷺ). Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378 It was narrated that 'Aishah said: "The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six. and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.
What are you manifesting? Write here and you never know? I am Manifesting my Aus-NZ Tour in Nov and Dec 2024. More details you can check here : linktr.ee/appurvgupta
8:39 Inderpuri ko kyoon toda bhai ?
Being a jain I must tell u ask her what her father do 🤣saari manifestation ki kripa waha se aa rahi h 🤣
Gupta: Standup bolke crowdwork daal dunga, kisko he pata chalega.
Thumbnail pe crowd work bhi likha hai bhai.. ❤
Where ????@@AppurvGuptaJi
Iske pass content hota toh ye Laughter challenge jeet jata
, ye Mardon ki Shashi Dhiman hai😂
if you're seeing this comment, it might be a sign to read 'Magnetic Aura' from Talesio ❤️
where to find it?
9:36 Editor ko bolo subtitle sahi likha kre 😂 "aas paas hota hai ASS PASS nhi 😂
😂
😂
Intentionally tha ki aap point out kar paao.
@me_mishra_ankit 🤭
@skyfire4384 🤭
Lgta hai manifestation field mein new new aai hai.. 😂
Aap purane ho?
ho to help karo jee nahi nikal raha ha mera 😓
@@kavyasharma-c6mManifestation se bs time nikalta hai,JEE k liye mehnat chahiye😂
@@devalshah69 arre bhai 10 k rank thi meri but drop le liye tha iit mai branch ke liye aab bc gaad fat rhaa h
@@aniket___haan hai 40saal se is manifestation mein. Tu theek karega?
Ohhhooo ganjaa ganjaa 🍃🍃
21 din me Paisa double 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Gupta g ka kaat gayi yrr😅😅 gupta face told everything 😅😅
Achha manifest karke POK wapas la sakte hai kya😂😂😂😂
Calm bro killed it
Kept it up bro we are loving your way of delivering joke
Thankyou❤
Madam MLM wali hai😂😂
Wow! She's on some other trip.........!!
Manifestation hai ya shaka laka boom ki pencil 😢😅
Etna patience gupta ji🫡...Etna chutiyap me na sunti
Lovely stand up...First time i am watching this guy.. 🎉...The lady though esp as she's a Delhi Walli should have spoken in Hindi.. Her accent and her language are below par. Just MHO.. Goingto follow this guy though.. 😊
Gupta hi apka live show manifest kr rha hu ab 😂😂
Arre aa jao. Bas aisa kuch masala leke aana jisko main upload kar pau 🙃
the only crowd work i have ever liked
Sir, Your videos are the best in comedy.
Thank you so much bhai ❤️
Missing iconic gupta ji wala starting song 😭🤌
End mein hai toh.
kolkata kab aaoge
🤣🤣🤣🤣 She is 💯✅️. All relationships are fake. Stay single stay happy.
Kaha mil raha ye wala maal 😂
Iska accent sunke hi gussa aa raha hai 😂😂
You are the besttt❤
Thank you ❤️🙏🏻
@@AppurvGuptaJi bhai me aapka bohat bada fan hu.
Mai aapse bohat kuch sikhta hu jaise ki kya kya nhi karna hai❤😂
😂@@SidhuAnthem45
Iss bandi ko bulao podcast mei 😂😜
Yaa to ye ladki consultant h, ya fr Ronda Bourne k book abhi abhi padh k uthi h 😂😂
Everything is not for everyone.
Don't know this girl
Pr fir bi # Level sbke nikalege 😂
kaha se ate hai ye log ?
Inn Madam Jaisa Manifesting to hum bhi deserve karte hai😆
This is not a miracle...
You can focus on your aim and you'll get it sooner or later that's it...
😂😂😂
8:39 Inderpuri ko kyoon toda bhai ?
Sahi mein
Bahen ne le li bhai 😅😅
Exam to 4 din me h Kash ye video ek mahine phle aajati😢😢😢 heavy nuksaan hogya guyessss
Jo bhang ye ledy kha kar aaye hain mujhe bhi wohi wala chahiye
1 crore ka note'on ka bhra hua bag maaro mere muh pe, ma'am 😂
Me apne right hand se right hand pe kaise likhu?
Baat toh sahi puchi hai aapne 😅
My question: 33 likha hua, mit ni jayega kya 21 din m 😂😂
Waaah. Kya baat boli hai aapne 😅
Forest essential after shave
Ask her : Father kya krte h apke ?😂😅
Paisa ghr se aa rha hoga or credit sara manifestation
Bhai mujhe bhi podcast par bula lo
Dhakke se hasaane ki koshish
Ambanis secret khul gya bhai
ये तो lady MSG लग रही है 😂😂
Pehla comment 😂❤
Dusra tha shayad.
6:45 itna kya caratlane kr rhe h
km se km btao to kya hota h
ye
oye 200 - 200 rs. doge. what a improv.
jain😂😂
Jain is Rich Man! 😂
@@AppurvGuptaJi 😂😂
*21 Din me Boyfriend change*
Try and comment back on this video after 21 days
Hey
Hey
Abe crowd work se kb tk khayega
Someone plz expose this manifestation bullshit. It is spoiling my life plz someone plz
Apni ladai khud lado.
Modiji manifest karke Pakistan lelo wapas
Nahi hoga bhai😭🔕📌
"Lip balm" ka kya krna h jb utar hi jana h baad mei.., 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Scam karti hogi
Guptaji ye aaj kal hobby ban gaya hai. Yesab 2-3 saal mae sab band ho jayega. Sahi kia aapne.
Grah nakshtra ka mazak bana dia
Jains ka naam kharab kar deeya aunty ne.
bangalore mai ja k delhi ka tatti....isko nikalo....poor audiance man....paisa waste
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121
Narrated 'Aishah:
The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old.
Abu Tahir Sulayman Al Jannabi was an Ismaili who attacked and broke the Kabba in AD 932 and used the black stone as a toilet seat for 23 years. 😂😂
Sahih Muslim 2767 d
Abu Burda reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:
There would come people amongst the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with as heavy sins as a mountain, and Allah would forgive them and He would place in their stead the Jews and the Christians. (As far as I think), Abu Raub said: I do not know as to who is in doubt. Abu Burda said: I narrated it to 'Umar b. 'Abd al-'Aziz, whereupon he said: Was it your father who narrated it to you from Allah's Apostle (ﷺ)? I said: Yes
That's why they are fearless 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sunan Abi Dawud 4361
Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas:
A blind man had a slave-mother who used to abuse the Prophet (ﷺ) and disparage him. He forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (ﷺ) and abuse him. So he took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (ﷺ) was informed about it.
He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up.
He sat before the Prophet (ﷺ) and said: Messenger of Allah! I am her master; she used to abuse you and disparage you. I forbade her, but she did not stop, and I rebuked her, but she did not abandon her habit. I have two sons like pearls from her, and she was my companion. Last night she began to abuse and disparage you. So I took a dagger, put it on her belly and pressed it till I killed her.
Thereupon the Prophet (ﷺ) said: Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood.
Quran 9:5
And when the inviolable months1 have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakāh, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
- Saheeh International
Quran
5/46
And We sent, following in their footsteps, Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming that which came before him in the Torah; and We gave him the Gospel, in which was guidance and light and confirming that which preceded it of the Torah as guidance and instruction for the righteous.
Saheeh Interrutional
Sahih Muslim 2605 a
Humaid b. 'Abd al-Rahman b. 'Auf reported that his mother Umm Kulthum daughter of 'Uqba b. Abu Mu'ait, and she was one amongst the first emigrants who pledged allegiance to Allah's Apostle (ﷺ), as saying that she heard Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:
A liar is not one who tries to bring reconciliation amongst people and speaks good (in order to avert dispute), or he conveys good. Ibn Shihab said he did not hear that exemption was granted in anything what the people speak as lie but in three cases: in battle, for bringing reconciliation amongst persons and the narration of the words of the husband to his wife, and the narration of the words of a wife to her husband (in a twisted form in order to bring reconciliation between them).
Sahih Muslim 2922
Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)as saying:
The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews.
Quran Chapter (98) sūrat l-bayinah (The Clear Evidence)*
(Mohsin Khan):
▶️Qur'an (98:6) "Verily, those who disbelieve (in the religion of Islam, the Qur'an and Prophet Muhammad)" from among the people of the Scripture "(Jews and Christians)" and Al-Mushrikun (polytheists)" will abide in the "Fire of Hell." They are the “WORST OF CREATURES”.
Sunan Abi Dawud 641
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said: Allah does not accept the prayer of a woman who has reached puberty unless she wears a veil.
Abu Dawud said: This tradition has been narrated by Sa;id b. Abi 'Arubah from Qatadah on the authority of al-Hasan from the Prophet (ﷺ).
Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378
It was narrated that 'Aishah said:
"The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six. and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.
Looks like she is @maleeshakharwa
ye bhai comedy kart ahai ? ya sirf crowd interaction hi karta haiu