G shocks are better than vincero... lol Id rather wear a g shock anyday.. maybe not with a suit or corporate but for any other occasion Id take a good g shock.
Hollengrhen Vincero are cheap over priced fashion watches. Sure they look nice. But they aren’t quality time pieces that will last you a long time. If you want a quartz watch there are much better options such as Timex and depending on the watch they will look just as good. Or if you want an automatic watch you could get a Seiko for half the price of a Vincero watch. And the Seiko will last years and look better than the Vincero. Anyway, the point is there are much better options.
@@ddogiddogi I think the point hes trying to make is that he knows nothing about watches. And idt you know what an ad hominem fallacy is bc saying he has bad taste in a video about his recommendations is not an attach on character but a criticism of his authority on the topic
@@MARKINAU8 Then the answer is automatic watch. But automatic watches are not accurate and still rely on other watches to set a time. Which is have to rely on some electric watches or devices.
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@@x6fnxsauce lmao you clearly don't have a physically demanding job, probably don't have a job at all. Construction workers, police officers, cooks, firefighters, package handlers, we all wear Casio watches because our job environment demands watches that aren't sensitive.
@@shae1547 lol ok guy. I used to do ordnance in the marines and did construction job. I now have an office job that pays more. I think this video was aimed more toward how you should style when actually dressing up and going out. not when youre working lmao
@@x6fnxsauce even when dressing up and going out, there's a reason why the F-91W is the best selling watch of all time Obama, Bill Gates everyone uses it. Everyone except you apparently.
Thank's for letting me know that wearing my watch after the wrist bone is so annoying to the watch snobs, I can now buy extra links so I can start wearing them just about the knuckle.
Yeah G-shock watches are costume jewelry for guys. They only sell them in stores because they're too big to fit in the little plastic bubbles in vending machines.
@@8literbeater ehhh I have many thousands in watches, an a few g shock, I’m a mechanic so they go perfectly for day to day auto work, they’re cheap, keep accurate time and take a beating.
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@@ironwolg They're poor quality and they house low-end quartz movements. Ironically they're not even that cheap. You can find automatic Seikos for cheaper. He clearly knows they aren't great but they're paying him so he's gotta act like they're amazing for the video.
I’m gonna disagree with #2. You can absolutely find a nice watch that will suit almost any occasion. First thing I think of is a dive watch. As long as it’s fairly neutral, you can dress it up or dress it down. Also, people have a thing about not wearing something like a Rolex when they’re doing physical things. They’re made to be worn. Just wear your watch.
I know some people that daily a 60k+ rolex daytona, it is such an understated watch that you would look at it and think it was a shiny 80 dollar watch with a metal band if you didnt know what you were looking at. It also goes well with dressed up becasue it is a rolex and people in high society would probably know the rolex brand more
I can understand their point on that. If I had a $5000 Rolex, I would be scared to wear it like if I was working on a car for example. Not to ruin the watch but scared to scratch it up>
Usually throughout the past it's been common practice to wear a watch on the left wrist, since like he said, you may normally write with your right hand. However, it's also been significant throughout time to wear it on the left wrist because if you're in the military, you'd salute with your right hand, and your wrist is meant to be clear of any obstructions when doing so.
Totally with you. My watch is the last thing I take off. It is a part of my body. I had a Casio twincept which fits ok with every outfit. when adjusted properly low one button can be operated with my hand move (browsing the thelephone memory hands free) adn no restriction to movement. Now I am old and can not use the watch porperly because Old eyes.
Not only that, but he show 2 different Vincero watches casually and dressy. He literally showed 2 different watches for different occasions. Plus, there is a watch that fits all occasions; the Rolex Submariner
I get what you mean, but buying a replica means supporting illegal goods. If you want to ahere to the principle of status at least buy a homage watch instead of a replica...
aoxilus I disagree. Invest in a good watch because, well, it's an investment. I bought some Movados that increased 500% within a year. They weren't attractive so I bought them purely as investments. Got them authenticated and appraised immediately so that I could get my money back if they were fake. So if you plan to wear AND RESELL OR PASS ON your watches, get the real thing. Replicas have no future value.
This vid teaches you EXACTLY how NOT to promote watch brand. Vincero added to the black list forever, even though it's the first time I heard this brand even exists. G-shock rules for 37 years and already is a modern classic, accepted when worn with both jeans, shorts or suit.
Funny. Truth: G-shock came out when it was "dorky" to wear rubber style watches. If somebody wore a g-shock watch it was like claiming to be some kind of super dork. Strange how origins get lost or misguided.
I own a base model G-shock. It suffered a lot of torture but still works like brand new even after 4 (almost 5) years. It even outlasted my more expensive Mudmaster (I changed its battery twice now) in terms of battery. In terms of smart casual and formal attires, I only trust 3 brands for purposes of functionality, durability/long term, style, and practicality (affordable): Casio, Fossil, and Timex.
Anyone who buys and wears G Shocks doesn't need a lecture on how good they are, this guy calling them out doesn't know watches. Some models cost a few grand. Base models take a hell of beating. I've had $300 Aus models last longer than an $800 Mudmaster.
@@TomasBruzzo for hamilton i m agree but until the old gen, now it s very expensive!! i bought many hamilton in the past and they re great but now for a ''simple'' field watch by hamilton you have to spend 500 dollars :S anyway i still buy vintage hamilton with pleasure, many hamiltons are a concentration of style and character
I mean at least you *wear* a watch. Some people don't wear watches at all and constantly rely on their phone for the time, forgetting about the convenience of having the time right on your wrist
You look uneducated wearing a watch wrong, look ignorant and without class. People who do know how to wear a watch will judge you. Wear a watch properly so you look like you know what you’re doing, instead of being a poser.
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*Me looking at my "cheap" gshock that has taken 8 years of abuse on an construction worksite, the last working watch out of dozens I've brought with me over the years.* Yeah my G is for me. I have Gs for every occasion, including one that costs 7 times anything vincero has to offer.
i stopped listening when he said there isnt a watch for casual and dress up and then goes on to try and sell a watch for casual and dress up hahahahahahahaha
Friends Do Dumb Stuff Together My current watch is a quartz Citizen chronograph! It’s so great. I’m looking at getting my first mechanical watch, however. I really like Bulova.
I would argue with your wrist-bone rule. I think it depends on your watch and your strap too. If I wear my watches before the wrist bone they are often sit too high under my shirt/jacket so it is harder to check them. My Casio W59 for example is comfortable on the wrist bone and when I turn my hand back in 90degree it does not activate the button either.
It's a recommendation but everybody is different. For instance I have a rather flat wrist which is a tad thinner and rounder above the wrist bone. Wearing a watch the "right" way doesn't work for me because the watch doesn't sit right. There were some famous men like George Mallory who even wore their watch on the inside of their wrist. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it's more important to pick the right style of watch for the occasion (e.g. no G-Shock on a wedding).
Also depends on the muscles in your forearms. If you are a rock climber or lifter with large extensor and forearm muscles that taper down to the wrist, wearing a watch that high can be difficult and uncomfortable.
Yeah, his tips are fine (pretty basic) but the fact that he advertises a garbage watch brand for half the video is pretty trash. But hey, that's what he does in all of his videos!
I’ve been wearing my watch after my wrist bone. I tried wearing it before it and I get less mobility and more pain doing it before. After for me is better.
@@brokenspear6604 I wish they made a smaller version though like the frogman's from years ago, they're a bit too big for me now sadly but hey maybe the gym can fix that
Ok, so basically: The 5 rules are do whatever you feel like. Wear it on whichever hand you like, wear the size YOU like and the band YOU like, buy the size between 35 and 42 (btw: WTF is this range? even 2mm is a HUGE difference!)! Oh, and of course buy Vincero and not a G Shock, because Vincero is cheap but looks expensive, and G Shock might look a bit cheap, but is actually a really good watch for what it is designed. WHAT THE HELL :O
Der Fliegende Mocca the funny thing is nobody will give a rat ass about the Vincero, you wear the right model G Shock and a TON of people will notice it and comment or ask about it.
Right. With a watch 2-3 mm are already a huge difference. Mine has 43mm but for my wrist a 35mm watch would like as if I have borrowed my daughters watch.
I like wearing mine on my ankle, so when I cross my legs when seating I can covertly check out the time 😏 But don’t worry… it sits before my ankle bone 👊😊
Casio/G-shock is superior next to Vincero in terms of quality, durability and craftsmanship. However, it should be worn at the right occasion of course. Unsubscribed because of this commercial sell-out.
I have never met a person that wears their wrist watch behind their wrist bone it just looks wrong in so many ways plus to have the watch just sit behind the wrist bone it must be a tight band
@@misterman1371 unless you are a dealer...best bet for an investment is a Steel Sports Rolex or a limited edition Patek Philippe...I've sold a few dozen used Rolexes but yet to handle a Patek
Vincero? Really? How quickly it became an advert for this Vincero brand that i've never heard of till now. Yikes. Now that's a cheap watch, better off with a G-Shock.
I would recommend looking at brands like Seiko, Citizen, Orient, Vostok or Timex's watches in the $100- $150 for around the same price as these you can pick up some really good watches with a rich horological heritage that will last for years. this is the price point where you can get some really good value Japanese mechanical watches like the Classic Seiko 5 which is a brilliant all-rounder, the Orient Bambino which is one of the best value dress watches at the lower end of the market and you can look at some basic dive watches like the Vostok Amphibian or the Orient Mako. I may be biased but I can't see why you would buy one of these if you compared it head to head with the watches I have mentioned .
The blue watch you showed : the seconds hand did not align with the marks. That is a mark of "don't care" watch manufacturing. Remove the seconds hand if you don't have the manufacturing muscle to align it to the marks when it stops.
Yeah, which is because we aren't using a damn crowbar to fasten it stiff like a handcuff on our wrists, like this guy's does and even feels the need to teach this practice in the Internet 😂
In my opinion, if you want a watch, before pressing the button on Vincero and all these other quartz watch brands, you should certainly take a look at Seiko(huge range: 50$...5000$), Orient, Citizen or even some Swiss brands that run roughly at the same prices as Vincero (some quartz Tissot @ ~ 150$ and automatic @ 300$+) but there are even more great brands that run in these price categories. I am in no way bashing Vincero (as I see that they have Miyota movements, which are decent). All I am saying is that there is a lot of fish in the sea and is worth checking around before spending your money (and when you put on an automatic and you feel the rotor, you'll apreciate the watch and what goes into it ten-fold).
I agree, but quartz movements, and especially a miyota movement for what they're charging is ridiculous. I would rather look into seiko, citizen, orient, bulova, Hamilton (if you're willing to invest more into an auto that can last you for years). Lots of options, but at this price and what vincero is offering, I would rather steer clear, but if you want a vincero go for it.
Everyone says that, I wasn't sure if I want to go for vincero or emporio armani or something like this www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00R7PSW7O/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I3P3N9RMH78AMC&colid=2EO83S19QDM41&psc=0 I like a less bulky and simple watch.
Masamoto6 There are a lot of variables when choosing a watch (as with a lot of things in life :) ): elegant/sporty; what oocasions do you plan to wear it with? And also more ways to look at it: accessory item, craftsmanship. I would say you should consider: 1. Style: dress, field, diver, pilot, cronograph, etc.(?). It's also important to mention here that the style dictates the size(e.g. dress watch should be
Nerfe, they are overpriced, indeed. I also think there are a ton of better options in that price range, but to each their own. I just wanted to put it out that there for people that are not that much into watches that there may be better options.
I was listening until you started pushing Vincero. Seriously? If your name is "Teachingmensfashion", you shouldn't advise people to wear embarrassing junk.
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I see all these people, ive looked on the Gentry or whatever and heard about it, but If I prefer the look of the clean style in vincero or emporio armani, what makes the other watches better? Should I buy this www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00R7PSW7O/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I3P3N9RMH78AMC&colid=2EO83S19QDM41&psc=0 or a vincero? Yknow what makes them honestly better for someone that just wants a watch that lasts and looks good.
Althir78 I will check it out. I'm not ignorant but I still just don't get what makes a watch with heritage better. In clothing I buy for quality IDC about heritage if it last longs, is comfortable and looks good in the outfit.
I've been wearing all my wristwatches AFTER the wrist bone for 60 years, and I can honestly say that in all that time I haven't had one single nanosecond of pain, discomfort, or difficulty in manoeuvrability.
@Darrell Burnett Same here, I think wearing a watch above the wrist bone isn’t practical being in construction. I’m not gonna roll up my sleeve every time I have to check if lunch time is close. It feels like it’s in the hinge out of the way, if that makes any sense 🤔 My Gshock still gets compliments even though I’ve bashed it for 11 years.
I've recently began my obsession as a watch collector. And i must say- out of all the luxury brands I've been researching, for me the MaMaCoo 's watches are the most intriguing.
Most of the Invicta line of watches are ghastly looking except the Pro Diver which is a decent Rolex Submariner homage. I recommend it if you're on a budget.
I bought a Citizen Eco Drive watch and the reason why I picked that watch over others is because it is light powered so I don't have to buy batteries, it is waterproof, it looks luxurious, and it is accurate in time counting. For me, I am about practicality and looking good at the same time.
Sorry brother, but i have to tell you after 10 years the battery will be finished and then again you will have to buy a new solar battery and it will cost you 10 times more than a simple quartz battery which last a year or two. So i would say solar watches are not the best, because u cant find the replacement battery easily and the battery too is costly and third bad thing is you are constantly wondering if your watch is enough solarly charged or not
@@servantofallah9425 Then I will buy another Citizen watch after 10 years if that happens...Plus, I would know if my watch is not charged by simply seeing if it stops moving.
Nice video, just a little correction on your rule #1.. you wear the watch on the wrist where the crown is easy to adjust with the other hand. So if the crown is on the righthand- side of the watch - you wear the watch on you left wrist - So your right hand can easily adjust the time on a natural way. It all depends where the crown is placed on the watch, A bullhead watch has the crown on top, so that doesn't matter what wrist the watch is on.
Look at the complex quartz movement. It's packing a 3 Volt battery with other cool electronics in it! Legend says that a Vincero watch needs a whole year to be made by Swiss Expert Watchmakers. It also has a mineral crystal to protect the dial and a water resistance of 30 METERS!!!
When you care about what others think of you or the materialistic possessions you have, then you have serious acceptance issues. If it looks good to you, no matter the price, brand, etc. then who cares. If someone points out you have a fake Rolex, then you have a fake Rolex. At least the attempt to look decent and presentable was made. Not many people can afford the watches they would like to actually have. But if they can find one similar and in their price range, let them. Fuck what anyone else's opinions are.
@Rory Porgy well damn. You read me like a book, from cover to cover. Congratulations. I'm proud of you. Cookie? Cake? You get to choose. But let me tell you to know your cookies and cake before I buy because they are all not the same. I want to make sure I get the bang for my buck and make sure you're happy. I gotta think twice, cuz I'm poor, so we don't have to go to another place and get you something better. You know with my fuck the world mentally I'd hate to inconvenience you with my poorness and God forbid embarrass you. Please let me know what "I" can do to make "You" feel better about ME. Enlighten me.
@Rory Porgy the fake Rolex comment was just an example. But I guess I didn't need to tell you because you already know what I'm about and whatnot. But carry on. Have a wonderful day! Stay blessed! Keep on keeping up with appearances.
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He calls G Shock watch cheap then promotes Vincero watches 😂
Bad some g shocks are like 3k plus
Casio G-Shock MRG-G1000B. Love my MR-G! And I think I can get away wearing this "cheap G-Shock" whilst wearing an expensive suit.
Disrespect. Gshock is classic
@@SupaBuma yo man ! So true.
G shocks are better than vincero... lol Id rather wear a g shock anyday.. maybe not with a suit or corporate but for any other occasion Id take a good g shock.
If you promote vincero, you should not be giving watch advice.
How come?
Hollengrhen Vincero are cheap over priced fashion watches. Sure they look nice. But they aren’t quality time pieces that will last you a long time. If you want a quartz watch there are much better options such as Timex and depending on the watch they will look just as good. Or if you want an automatic watch you could get a Seiko for half the price of a Vincero watch. And the Seiko will last years and look better than the Vincero. Anyway, the point is there are much better options.
@@andrewkissell9996 how about fossil watch?
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True, but he was right saying that G-shocks don't go with a suit
“Cheap G-SHOCK”
*wears a Vincero that looks like a $20 fake watch*
it's actually 5 bucks on alibaba
Unreal. G-Shock all day
@@ddogiddogi I think the point hes trying to make is that he knows nothing about watches. And idt you know what an ad hominem fallacy is bc saying he has bad taste in a video about his recommendations is not an attach on character but a criticism of his authority on the topic
Hey some G-Shocks are anything but cheap
I’ll take a Gshock any and every time over a Vincero
Anyone that doesn’t respect the G Shock doesn’t know watches.
My watch rule number one: no electric watch
Yeah because you will wear it to a suit or elegant shirt 💀
@@MARKINAU8 right? Does Rolex make a Electric one ☝️ Nope 👎
Agreed
@@MARKINAU8 Then the answer is automatic watch. But automatic watches are not accurate and still rely on other watches to set a time. Which is have to rely on some electric watches or devices.
I was trying to press "skip ad" for 5minutes before realising it wasnt an ad but the actual video!
Tomasz Gawin 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
There is no skip ad dumbass
@@mellowhar woooosh
W
"why i like vincero"...because they pay him
Damn right!
Exactly because they’re paying him to sponsor people need to stop sponsoring these terrible company is
He get on his knees for Vincero
Indeed, you have to be paid very good money to wear a vincero...
No integrity
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It's pretty obvious, I knew before clicking 😂
Thanks for saving me 5 min
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I didn't expect much when clicking this video but I was wrong
This video is actually so much better of a parody than I thought at first!
Imagine calling out G Shock when Casio makes some of the most quality watches at that price point in the world.
Casio : God Tier
I think his point was that you shouldnt be wearing watches that look like they were made for middle schoolers as a grown man
@@x6fnxsauce lmao you clearly don't have a physically demanding job, probably don't have a job at all. Construction workers, police officers, cooks, firefighters, package handlers, we all wear Casio watches because our job environment demands watches that aren't sensitive.
@@shae1547 lol ok guy. I used to do ordnance in the marines and did construction job. I now have an office job that pays more. I think this video was aimed more toward how you should style when actually dressing up and going out. not when youre working lmao
@@x6fnxsauce even when dressing up and going out, there's a reason why the F-91W is the best selling watch of all time Obama, Bill Gates everyone uses it. Everyone except you apparently.
When he says “look at the craftsmanship” i can’t stop laughing 😆
He is such a bad sales man lol I swear 😂
I'm not sure I follow on why it was funny
Lol yes... Sounds like a bad ad
@@universe6princeofsaiyans it’s funny because the craftsmanship of the watch isn’t as good as he’s advertising.
@@universe6princeofsaiyans it's funny because vincero watches are overpriced garbage lol
This guy: "A cheap Casio G Shock watch"
Also this guy: "I recommend a Vincero"
G Shock god tier, its the most tool watch to exist for a person BAHAH
Gshock for life
Edifice and g shock perfect combo
G shock is not a cheap watch
@@nateshelton1820 Thats the point
Thank's for letting me know that wearing my watch after the wrist bone is so annoying to the watch snobs, I can now buy extra links so I can start wearing them just about the knuckle.
Hhaaaahaaaha i feel exactly the same way. 😂
He lost me at "cheap G-Shock watches" .
Yeah G-shock watches are costume jewelry for guys. They only sell them in stores because they're too big to fit in the little plastic bubbles in vending machines.
8literbeater still a million times better than Vincero.
No, it's beater watch.
@@8literbeater ehhh I have many thousands in watches, an a few g shock, I’m a mechanic so they go perfectly for day to day auto work, they’re cheap, keep accurate time and take a beating.
Same dude
Vincero? seriously? and YOU are giving watch advises?
please....
these guys dont know anything!
@@Hashsquatch2 They do know how to make money but vincero is trash
@@125hz8 yes but I think he gets money for this......even if he thinks it's bad
Lol
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The moment I hear the word Vincero, the whole video lost its credibility.
Exactly. Trash brand!
Are they really that bad? I’ve never heard of them before.
@@ironwolg They're poor quality and they house low-end quartz movements. Ironically they're not even that cheap. You can find automatic Seikos for cheaper. He clearly knows they aren't great but they're paying him so he's gotta act like they're amazing for the video.
I’m gonna disagree with #2. You can absolutely find a nice watch that will suit almost any occasion. First thing I think of is a dive watch. As long as it’s fairly neutral, you can dress it up or dress it down. Also, people have a thing about not wearing something like a Rolex when they’re doing physical things. They’re made to be worn. Just wear your watch.
I know some people that daily a 60k+ rolex daytona, it is such an understated watch that you would look at it and think it was a shiny 80 dollar watch with a metal band if you didnt know what you were looking at. It also goes well with dressed up becasue it is a rolex and people in high society would probably know the rolex brand more
agreed, i rock my g shock 2100 1a1 on all occasions
Seiko and Citizen make several great-looking dive watches.
I can understand their point on that. If I had a $5000 Rolex, I would be scared to wear it like if I was working on a car for example. Not to ruin the watch but scared to scratch it up>
Hamilton khaki field automatic. Super versatile watch that can be dressed up or down.
Don’t talk about men’s fashion if you’re gonna sell yourself out for a cheap watch sponsorship
not to mention he got his first fact of what hand to wear a watch wrong. the direction of the crown determines the hand not comfortability.
Drop mic!
@@iceicejay9569 shut up he did know about fashion he is such a player
Trying to sell this cheap and ugly looking watches has nothing to do with fashion. Better go without a watch than rather wear one of these
He's helping men and selling his brand i don't see anything wrong with u yall mad salty cuz yall ain't in his place he came a long way
as soon he said vincero, I stopped listening to him
Usually throughout the past it's been common practice to wear a watch on the left wrist, since like he said, you may normally write with your right hand. However, it's also been significant throughout time to wear it on the left wrist because if you're in the military, you'd salute with your right hand, and your wrist is meant to be clear of any obstructions when doing so.
I can wear my Casio watch however and whenever I like. And Casio produces much more quality and expensive products than Vincero.
thats bullsh*t
You are absolutely right dude casio is a legend
Casio > Rolex
@@aidanpurivlogs2275 Delusional
I can wear a casio wit any out fit a casio f91w it just fit any occasion any dress style I can tel u
6th rule, don’t waste your money with those fashion watches crap, for example vincero.
actually vincero looks like a 20 dollar aliexpress watch, not a 600 dollar on your wrist hahaha...sorry mate
Because it is ;)
Exactly!
Aliexpress ones seems better
Let's be honest here. No way a Vincero is worth $20. I can get as good of a watch at WM for $7.88 and have money left to get a good NATO strap.
More like a $3 Alibaba watch 🤔😂👌
There are no rules. Where what you like and what fits to your current mood
U can also get a mohawk and dye it purple and green
@@sharnwhung Theoritically, yes.
Totally with you. My watch is the last thing I take off. It is a part of my body. I had a Casio twincept which fits ok with every outfit.
when adjusted properly low one button can be operated with my hand move (browsing the thelephone memory hands free) adn no restriction to movement.
Now I am old and can not use the watch porperly because Old eyes.
Totally agree! athletes, runners and soldiers wear their smart watches, hybrid and sports watches in any occasions may it be casual to proper attire.
Seriously, this guy is just a GQ sheep.
Buy what YOU like, and wear it how you like to wear it . Wear watches around your ankle , nobody will care
Didn't know I was clicking on a COMMERCIAL!
SDMacMan well you are watching a video on how to wear a watch for free so let him make his money!
Agreed
@@cek128 He advice Vincero, that's why we can't let him that.
After watching this video people are going to hate Vincero even more 😂😂
Rajesh Hegde exactly!!!!!!
How?? Can u explain?
@@eljaysaballero3891 Because Vincero credibility go to 0%with this video haha
“There is no one watch fits all”
“Get this one, it’s a one watch fits all”
Not only that, but he show 2 different Vincero watches casually and dressy. He literally showed 2 different watches for different occasions. Plus, there is a watch that fits all occasions; the Rolex Submariner
@@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 there are many watches who fit more styles, the submariner is a good example
@@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 yes, the rolex submariner fits well the "look, i have a rolex submariner" occasion
Get watch that colour silver or black cause it can fit all cloth.
@@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 Rolex explorer 1. You can thank me later
The only rule with wearing watches is, wear them however the hell you want to.
Absolutely 💯, in this day and age I'm just shocked when I see anybody who is wearing a watch that is not a smartwatch
Rule number six: don't buy cheap fashion watches, but instead buy a decent watch that lasts a few years.
The only rule that matters.
so not a vincero then ?
I get what you mean, but buying a replica means supporting illegal goods. If you want to ahere to the principle of status at least buy a homage watch instead of a replica...
Truth
aoxilus I disagree. Invest in a good watch because, well, it's an investment. I bought some Movados that increased 500% within a year. They weren't attractive so I bought them purely as investments. Got them authenticated and appraised immediately so that I could get my money back if they were fake. So if you plan to wear AND RESELL OR PASS ON your watches, get the real thing. Replicas have no future value.
Sorry, but that "Vincero" watch looks like it came out of some kind of vending machine.
Harald Johnsen haha true
It did
I got a magic ring with mine😂
That vincero looks like it came free with your breakfast cereal
Lol
>$10 fashion watch
>for around $100!
Clown
$3*
I rarely comment videos, but come on, it takes you one second to understand this is not a guy you should listen to. For anything.
Vincero? Seriously? I dont think you should give watch advice
Shameless plug for a few bucks. That's all there is to it.
For the love of god, dont get vincero
I’d rather get a MVMT
@Hue G. Rection they’re garbage just like Vincero
@@PepeDeezNutz what would you reccomend then?
@@RP-bo4li Hublot
@@RP-bo4li fossil , armani
This vid teaches you EXACTLY how NOT to promote watch brand. Vincero added to the black list forever, even though it's the first time I heard this brand even exists. G-shock rules for 37 years and already is a modern classic, accepted when worn with both jeans, shorts or suit.
Funny. Truth: G-shock came out when it was "dorky" to wear rubber style watches. If somebody wore a g-shock watch it was like claiming to be some kind of super dork. Strange how origins get lost or misguided.
I wouldn't wear a gshock in a suit.
@@stealth1077 I would, but you do you :)
I have worn my metal G-Shock with an expensive suit. I also agree with the orginal poster that Vincero is on the blacklist forever
I was about to make the same comment dude!
Thanks, you made my day!❤️
One multi occasion G-Shock rules a collection of Vincero😎✌🏻
I own a base model G-shock. It suffered a lot of torture but still works like brand new even after 4 (almost 5) years. It even outlasted my more expensive Mudmaster (I changed its battery twice now) in terms of battery.
In terms of smart casual and formal attires, I only trust 3 brands for purposes of functionality, durability/long term, style, and practicality (affordable): Casio, Fossil, and Timex.
Your next step should be Seiko or Hamilton. You won’t regret it 👍
@TH-cam Official 💀
Anyone who buys and wears G Shocks doesn't need a lecture on how good they are, this guy calling them out doesn't know watches. Some models cost a few grand. Base models take a hell of beating. I've had $300 Aus models last longer than an $800 Mudmaster.
@@TomasBruzzo for hamilton i m agree but until the old gen, now it s very expensive!! i bought many hamilton in the past and they re great but now for a ''simple'' field watch by hamilton you have to spend 500 dollars :S anyway i still buy vintage hamilton with pleasure, many hamiltons are a concentration of style and character
And seiko
Did I hear cheap G-SHOCK WATCH.
Rishabh Kashyap *ITS TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE*
Hell fucking yeah!!
I have 550 dollar g-shock while that Vince is 100 bucks lol, and theres even more expensive ones
Vincenzo is 80% cheaper than a G-Shock 5230 😂😂😂
@@zarak1018 that's what I'm saying, that g-shock is expensive
I'll wear a watch, the way I wanna wear a watch. Thank you.
Yea I know right! Lol
Yea I know right! Lol
I mean at least you *wear* a watch. Some people don't wear watches at all and constantly rely on their phone for the time, forgetting about the convenience of having the time right on your wrist
@@catguy4996 👌👌👏👏
You look uneducated wearing a watch wrong, look ignorant and without class. People who do know how to wear a watch will judge you. Wear a watch properly so you look like you know what you’re doing, instead of being a poser.
Jose the type of Zuniga to sell vincero outside a Rolex store
I knew he’d mention vincero before even watching this vid lol
😂 and Original Grain too....
And MVMT ...actually no MVMT is Alpha m's thing, but uhh he'd sell the Vth watches too.
It's frustrating how people loss funds in this trading, I really feel so bad
Expert Maria Leo is really the best person to contact and ask for help in trading without fear of making losses than trading yourself or losing funds to scammers.
That's true,l'm presently in Belgium I I,and
I've tried lots of expert but since i met expert Maria i have been making good funds from her✌️✌️
Same here my friend, my portfolio has been going down the drain why I trade myself. I also need some help??
Please don't stop recommending her, because it was because of these comments that I started trading with her and I'm expecting my 5th funds from her.
Please how can I communicate with this
Expert Maria everyone is talking about
"cheap G-shock" this shows that you know nothing about watches
At least G shocks are real watches that aren't garbage
I spent a lot on G shocks. They’re anything but cheap. I love Japanese designs
Have a g shock and it’s almost 6 years old and on it’s first battery still
Most successful people who know how to invest and hold value in watches would say that g shocks are preferred on par with brands like Rolex and AP
He calls gshock cheap then continues to recommend a $5 watch with a 200% markup
200% mark up would mean a price tag of 10$ its more a 2000% mark up and it is real, those are the margins
@@Cinestudi0 $15* because 100% markup is double. 200% is triple.
I think his point was that you shouldnt be wearing watches that look like they were meant to be worn by middle schoolers as a grown as man
@@x6fnxsauce gshock is worn by working men in different fields all the time, don't know what you're talking about.
Vincero aren't awful tho
1.Dude g shock makes nicer looking watches that are also metal
2. G SHOCK ARE JUST SUPERIOR
Tanner Bronco even their resin gsock is functional it is disasterproof
Casio is the god of watches along with Rolex. They’re both staples
This guy watches Nico
What a legend
@@tonywilliams8001 GOD TIER
GOD TIER!
GOD TIER!!!
I love my Citizen watch
*Me looking at my "cheap" gshock that has taken 8 years of abuse on an construction worksite, the last working watch out of dozens I've brought with me over the years.* Yeah my G is for me. I have Gs for every occasion, including one that costs 7 times anything vincero has to offer.
Vincero is the fall of this guy, it's confirmed.
N K maybe this guy is also the fall of Vincero 😂
Let me get this straight. You are giving watch advice whilst shilling for Vincero?
i stopped listening when he said there isnt a watch for casual and dress up and then goes on to try and sell a watch for casual and dress up hahahahahahahaha
Jon Sims This guy is a total joke. Also, it may not be very luxurious, but any watch from Seiko 5 with a good leather strap could be used on a suit
I wear my 46mm watch against my hand and unload tons of deliveries a day with no pain or discomfort.
46 mm that veryy big man i can't believe that it doesn't hurt
Nooo you can't do that it's non conforming 😡
That’s because you don’t have little delicate-girly wrists like most of these people in the comments.
Vincero? No thanks, I'll stick with my Orients
Gonna stick with Festina, nice to see people with taste here!
Great taste!
Ahh, good man
Orient fan here!!
This comment was made by the pro superiority japanese watch gang
"just look at the craftsmanship" i must have gone blind because i cant see a damn thing.
Atte Pirttiaho lol says phantom pain musk
Vincero!!!! Yeah man!!!
🤮
I’ll stick with my Seamaster.
Will Hawkins me too 🙌
Seamasters are a beautiful piece!
Citizen Is amazing
Friends Do Dumb Stuff Together My current watch is a quartz Citizen chronograph! It’s so great. I’m looking at getting my first mechanical watch, however. I really like Bulova.
I like too🙋♂️🙋♂️
I would argue with your wrist-bone rule. I think it depends on your watch and your strap too. If I wear my watches before the wrist bone they are often sit too high under my shirt/jacket so it is harder to check them. My Casio W59 for example is comfortable on the wrist bone and when I turn my hand back in 90degree it does not activate the button either.
It's a recommendation but everybody is different. For instance I have a rather flat wrist which is a tad thinner and rounder above the wrist bone. Wearing a watch the "right" way doesn't work for me because the watch doesn't sit right. There were some famous men like George Mallory who even wore their watch on the inside of their wrist. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it's more important to pick the right style of watch for the occasion (e.g. no G-Shock on a wedding).
Also depends on the muscles in your forearms. If you are a rock climber or lifter with large extensor and forearm muscles that taper down to the wrist, wearing a watch that high can be difficult and uncomfortable.
He’s like “a custom made suit” even tho I saw that suit on the clearance rack at kohls for like 45 dollars 😂
I was thinking the suit didnt look like a great custom job
As if someone who has custom suits made would ever be caught dead wearing a Vincero watch.
If you have enough to afford a decent custom suit then you have enough to get a citizen or a seiko, you can miss me with that vincero trash
4:06 “all it’s gonna do is make you look like a noob” I’m dead 😂
“DON’T LOOK LIKE A NOOB.” - a guy shilling a watch only noobs should wear
I was like why this guy has so many dislikes, then he started talking about vincero... Then I understood why lol
Yeah, his tips are fine (pretty basic) but the fact that he advertises a garbage watch brand for half the video is pretty trash. But hey, that's what he does in all of his videos!
I’ve been wearing my watch after my wrist bone. I tried wearing it before it and I get less mobility and more pain doing it before. After for me is better.
Same with me
1:42 "Craftsmanship" and Vincero in the same sentences bruh?
Yeah no.
@Avinash Doraya omfg xD
Facts bro
Absolutely clueless lol. Any way to make a few bucks.
Vincero has shit craftsmanship
Now this is a good sentence
😂
I sure don't need watch or fashion advice from this guy.
srkolsto Lmao 😂😂
You don't need advice from ANY 'Stylist' on TH-cam. Come up with YOUR OWN. It's not that hard.
@@Astro_80 hell yeah,we are born original,we shouldn't die a copy
This guy is a joke 😁
hahaha true
"Cheap G-Shock watch." Oh man...you just open a hornet's nest. 😆
I owned a G-Shock GDF-100. I am using it for almost 10 years.
GSHOCK THE GREATEST WATCH EVER
The frogman is literally the coolest watch ever. There is scientific data, graphs and charts that prove this
@@brokenspear6604 I wish they made a smaller version though like the frogman's from years ago, they're a bit too big for me now sadly but hey maybe the gym can fix that
@@ComicalSatania yeah man, lift some weights, eat good food, work on your grip strength, your forearms, your wrists and you'll be good
I'll wear my oversize G Shock skeleton on my wrist all I want.
Ok, so basically: The 5 rules are do whatever you feel like. Wear it on whichever hand you like, wear the size YOU like and the band YOU like, buy the size between 35 and 42 (btw: WTF is this range? even 2mm is a HUGE difference!)!
Oh, and of course buy Vincero and not a G Shock, because Vincero is cheap but looks expensive, and G Shock might look a bit cheap, but is actually a really good watch for what it is designed.
WHAT THE HELL :O
Der Fliegende Mocca the funny thing is nobody will give a rat ass about the Vincero, you wear the right model G Shock and a TON of people will notice it and comment or ask about it.
Right. With a watch 2-3 mm are already a huge difference. Mine has 43mm but for my wrist a 35mm watch would like as if I have borrowed my daughters watch.
In the real world there are no rules
Der Fliegende Mocca THANK YOU, people should just buy casio,seiko,Hamilton those brands will last quite some time
watch for you -th-cam.com/video/45AAAiNMa7M/w-d-xo.html
I like wearing mine on my ankle, so when I cross my legs when seating I can covertly check out the time 😏
But don’t worry… it sits before my ankle bone 👊😊
You better change the video title to "Vincero promotional video"
Jibin Jose True
The title should be "how to sponsor a watch".
yeah he spent more time advertizing for some trash chinese watch than actually giving advice on how men should wear watches
Agree, so never watch this guy again.
Zeigel Watts yeah fossil watches r better than this chinese piece.
I almost closed this video after he started saying all that shit
I did. Bullshit video.
Casio/G-shock is superior next to Vincero in terms of quality, durability and craftsmanship. However, it should be worn at the right occasion of course. Unsubscribed because of this commercial sell-out.
bob marley If you want quality you should buy a Swiss watch
bob marley Personally I prefer Tissot , they make great watch that go in a price range from 200$ to 300$
When special forces starts to were Vinceros I will consider it.
I’m like the 90% of all men that wear theirs like a man. Close to my hand not my elbow
I have never met a person that wears their wrist watch behind their wrist bone it just looks wrong in so many ways plus to have the watch just sit behind the wrist bone it must be a tight band
Its fun that u sey “cheap g-shock” even tho they are more expencive than your brand witch is only 100$... i think u only saw some fake g-shocks
TrulyKing they may be pricey, but they still look like my first watch in the 90s.
Your grammar is cheap!
They look cheap.
Watches appreciating value is a myth. Never buy to resell
@@misterman1371 unless you are a dealer...best bet for an investment is a Steel Sports Rolex or a limited edition Patek Philippe...I've sold a few dozen used Rolexes but yet to handle a Patek
The way he tightened that wrist strap down made me want to cry... but then I realized it was just a vincero
Vincero? Really? How quickly it became an advert for this Vincero brand that i've never heard of till now. Yikes. Now that's a cheap watch, better off with a G-Shock.
Imran Becks I have never heard the “OMEGA” watch
Bahahaha, Uh, first watch on the moon. James Bond, most US presidents etc...
I like to come back to this video every now and then when I need a good laugh
Calls a g-shock cheap even tho they are more expensive as his sponsor 😂😭
I would recommend looking at brands like Seiko, Citizen, Orient, Vostok or Timex's watches in the $100- $150 for around the same price as these you can pick up some really good watches with a rich horological heritage that will last for years. this is the price point where you can get some really good value Japanese mechanical watches like the Classic Seiko 5 which is a brilliant all-rounder, the Orient Bambino which is one of the best value dress watches at the lower end of the market and you can look at some basic dive watches like the Vostok Amphibian or the Orient Mako.
I may be biased but I can't see why you would buy one of these if you compared it head to head with the watches I have mentioned .
I'd add Festina to that list
Seiko is massively underrated
“Your not going to wear sneakers to a funeral”
Me:I might
I have....
Did u see dmx's service people were wearing track suits
The blue watch you showed : the seconds hand did not align with the marks. That is a mark of "don't care" watch manufacturing. Remove the seconds hand if you don't have the manufacturing muscle to align it to the marks when it stops.
“Wearing the watch on your wrist bone will make your wrist hurt by the end of the day” it’s been 5 years and my wrist is perfectly fine
Yeah, which is because we aren't using a damn crowbar to fasten it stiff like a handcuff on our wrists, like this guy's does and even feels the need to teach this practice in the Internet 😂
Mines really tight yet adding links back makes it huge. Really stuck on what todo
@@user-fv1rn2xe4f look if there are micro adjustments. Most watches has it by the locking mechanism.
Ghey
it's been like 20 years, still no pain. Maybe I should get Vincero to make it work
Just another guy selling watches. Don't waste my time!
I see what you did there :))
This dude knows basically nothing about watches other than if it looks good that means it's the greatest watch ever
In my opinion, if you want a watch, before pressing the button on Vincero and all these other quartz watch brands, you should certainly take a look at Seiko(huge range: 50$...5000$), Orient, Citizen or even some Swiss brands that run roughly at the same prices as Vincero (some quartz Tissot @ ~ 150$ and automatic @ 300$+) but there are even more great brands that run in these price categories.
I am in no way bashing Vincero (as I see that they have Miyota movements, which are decent). All I am saying is that there is a lot of fish in the sea and is worth checking around before spending your money (and when you put on an automatic and you feel the rotor, you'll apreciate the watch and what goes into it ten-fold).
Alexandru Barna Yeah. Those Fashion watches are soooo overpriced!
I agree, but quartz movements, and especially a miyota movement for what they're charging is ridiculous. I would rather look into seiko, citizen, orient, bulova, Hamilton (if you're willing to invest more into an auto that can last you for years). Lots of options, but at this price and what vincero is offering, I would rather steer clear, but if you want a vincero go for it.
Everyone says that, I wasn't sure if I want to go for vincero or emporio armani or something like this www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00R7PSW7O/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I3P3N9RMH78AMC&colid=2EO83S19QDM41&psc=0 I like a less bulky and simple watch.
Masamoto6
There are a lot of variables when choosing a watch (as with a lot of things in life :) ): elegant/sporty; what oocasions do you plan to wear it with? And also more ways to look at it: accessory item, craftsmanship. I would say you should consider:
1. Style: dress, field, diver, pilot, cronograph, etc.(?). It's also important to mention here that the style dictates the size(e.g. dress watch should be
Nerfe, they are overpriced, indeed. I also think there are a ton of better options in that price range, but to each their own. I just wanted to put it out that there for people that are not that much into watches that there may be better options.
I was listening until you started pushing Vincero. Seriously? If your name is "Teachingmensfashion", you shouldn't advise people to wear embarrassing junk.
Talks about how watches aren't a one-size-fits-all scenario...
Proceeds to sell a specific brand of watches as a one-size-fits-all alternative... huh?
Well at the end of the day it is all about HIM earning money from his sponsor ... oh and maybe about 5 % style !
Just got a big pilot 43 thanks for the video man I been wearing my watch's wrong all along lol.
Guys don’t waste your money on vincero go get an Orient Bambino it’s around 100-120 with legitimate Japanese heritage, quality, and beauty. Please do not waste your money! If you want to learn more about real watches, check out the Time Teller!!
Jonah Sablan Definetly. So true!
I see all these people, ive looked on the Gentry or whatever and heard about it, but If I prefer the look of the clean style in vincero or emporio armani, what makes the other watches better? Should I buy this www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00R7PSW7O/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I3P3N9RMH78AMC&colid=2EO83S19QDM41&psc=0 or a vincero? Yknow what makes them honestly better for someone that just wants a watch that lasts and looks good.
Althir78 I will check it out. I'm not ignorant but I still just don't get what makes a watch with heritage better. In clothing I buy for quality IDC about heritage if it last longs, is comfortable and looks good in the outfit.
Althir78 Timex and Casio are good all-around starting watches. And Timex has been stepping up their style game. I'm impressed.
Masamoto6 The main deal with heritage is reputation. A good one is hard to build and few would want to ruin it.
This guy know nothing about horology 😂
His mum does
I've been wearing all my wristwatches AFTER the wrist bone for 60 years, and I can honestly say that in all that time I haven't had one single nanosecond of pain, discomfort, or difficulty in manoeuvrability.
You did! You just never met this guy right here, who fastens his vending machine watch with a crowbar on his wrist, to let you know! 😂
You need to get a Vincero to make it work
Yea ive worn it the same, wear ur watch above the wrist bone if u wanna look like a dweeb lol
@Darrell Burnett
Same here, I think wearing a watch above the wrist bone isn’t practical being in construction. I’m not gonna roll up my sleeve every time I have to check if lunch time is close. It feels like it’s in the hinge out of the way, if that makes any sense 🤔
My Gshock still gets compliments even though I’ve bashed it for 11 years.
I agree. I can't stand wearing a watch where he suggests. It has to be low, past the wrist bone, close to my hand.
Him: you need a diffrent shoe for every occasion
Me: with my one pair of skechers
Best better buy one better good quality shoes or any accesseries rather than cheap collections
No3 is spot on. The watch if fitted correctly will allow you to make “wanker” signals, which I am currently doing to this clown.
I like seikos
Seikos are legit watches and are respected by snobs
I've recently began my obsession as a watch collector. And i must say- out of all the luxury brands I've been researching, for me the MaMaCoo 's watches are the most intriguing.
Why would i spend $100 on a Vincero, when i could buy a Citizen, Seiko, or Invicta for that price
and Orient :)
Most of the Invicta line of watches are ghastly looking except the Pro Diver which is a decent Rolex Submariner homage. I recommend it if you're on a budget.
Dont forget Vostok. I have both the Amphibia and the Komandirskie. Pretty unique automatics
@@crypticsunshine9843 I have two Amphibias and a Komandirskie. Both Amphibias look way classier than the Vincero he's rambling on about.
Just buy a richard mille lol
Don’t know how I ended up here but today I learned that you can be a “beginner” of wearing a watch and that right there made my night 😂
Shits serious bro🤬
I bought a Citizen Eco Drive watch and the reason why I picked that watch over others is because it is light powered so I don't have to buy batteries, it is waterproof, it looks luxurious, and it is accurate in time counting. For me, I am about practicality and looking good at the same time.
I have the same one it's dope
Sorry brother, but i have to tell you after 10 years the battery will be finished and then again you will have to buy a new solar battery and it will cost you 10 times more than a simple quartz battery which last a year or two. So i would say solar watches are not the best, because u cant find the replacement battery easily and the battery too is costly and third bad thing is you are constantly wondering if your watch is enough solarly charged or not
@@servantofallah9425 Then I will buy another Citizen watch after 10 years if that happens...Plus, I would know if my watch is not charged by simply seeing if it stops moving.
I also had same one. Great watch! Lasted me 7 years
Bought my eco-drive in 2008 and still going on original batteries... it'll probably die soon as it has died on me once this year. But not bad.
Nice video, just a little correction on your rule #1..
you wear the watch on the wrist where the crown is easy to adjust with the other hand. So if the crown is on the righthand- side of the watch - you wear the watch on you left wrist - So your right hand can easily adjust the time on a natural way. It all depends where the crown is placed on the watch, A bullhead watch has the crown on top, so that doesn't matter what wrist the watch is on.
Your shouldn't ever wind a watch while wearing it.
@@redcat9436 It just the way to wear a watch, adjusting the watch is something else while wearing it
Dude did you just call CASIO cheap? I just wasted my data and time on this video, Lol Vincero, bye man.
yea bro casio watches are cheap. i mean patek and only bro
My casio gets the job done. Ive had it for two years already
Compare to Tag yes they r cheap
Same here...cheap G-shock? this guy is crazy...
@@chiki736 Don't be dissing Casio. Their watches may be cheap but they're iconic. Worn by elites like Barack Obama, Bill Gates and Tom Cruise.
2:33 That's straight comedy.
lol
Don't give up your day job.
Look at the complex quartz movement. It's packing a 3 Volt battery with other cool electronics in it! Legend says that a Vincero watch needs a whole year to be made by Swiss Expert Watchmakers.
It also has a mineral crystal to protect the dial and a water resistance of 30 METERS!!!
You could discount Vincero watches by 100% and it would still be overpriced. Buy a real watch son.
True
True g shock is way better than this shit
@@JtJones
And TISSOT is the entry level for top high end Swiss Made Quality Watches man.
Tony Tran true man
Hey. I bought a Tommy hilfiger watch. Is it bad?
Try a Pulsar SOLAR - Seiko Quality for a bargain price and never worry about the Battery curse again - really smart watch!
There’s no rules about wearing watches, just be yourselves when wearing one folks, cheap, expensive, right or left, who cares lol
@Rory Porgy i think I meant
Who should really care?
@Rory Porgy so some douchebags I’ll never meet or never wear that overpriced bs in that environment, okay sure. Fuck what they think.
When you care about what others think of you or the materialistic possessions you have, then you have serious acceptance issues. If it looks good to you, no matter the price, brand, etc. then who cares. If someone points out you have a fake Rolex, then you have a fake Rolex. At least the attempt to look decent and presentable was made. Not many people can afford the watches they would like to actually have. But if they can find one similar and in their price range, let them. Fuck what anyone else's opinions are.
@Rory Porgy well damn. You read me like a book, from cover to cover. Congratulations. I'm proud of you. Cookie? Cake? You get to choose. But let me tell you to know your cookies and cake before I buy because they are all not the same. I want to make sure I get the bang for my buck and make sure you're happy. I gotta think twice, cuz I'm poor, so we don't have to go to another place and get you something better. You know with my fuck the world mentally I'd hate to inconvenience you with my poorness and God forbid embarrass you.
Please let me know what "I" can do to make "You" feel better about ME. Enlighten me.
@Rory Porgy the fake Rolex comment was just an example. But I guess I didn't need to tell you because you already know what I'm about and whatnot. But carry on.
Have a wonderful day!
Stay blessed!
Keep on keeping up with appearances.