Fun fact: If I remember correctly, ‘Humpty Dumpty’ wasn’t originally about an egg person. It was about a cannon that fell from a fortress wall and got damaged. Makes more sense for the nursery rhyme.
Apparently that origin story was proposed in the 1990s. A similar origin story (from the 1950s) claimed it was an unsuccessful siege tower (used to scale walls). Where it really came from we will never know.
@@AtlasBlizzard probably to make it less gruesome for kids. Lets all be honest here, it is was anything with flesh and bones like a person or even an animal. Kids would be traumatized. So they made him an egg, mostly because they are pretty fragile thing.
Norton's furniture commercials was wild. I remember seeing these when i was kid. Also that guy with the eyepatch used to host a horror movie show back in the The 90s.
I'd like to accept the most cursed TV commercial award on the behalf of Mark from Norton Furniture. I've been watching his commercials since i was just a little boy. (They get waaaaaay creepier than this) It does my heart good to see his videos on your channel. I, however, can clear up your question of whether they are trying for a viral video. They aren't. His commercials have been strange like that since i first saw him 17 years ago. Mark is a local legend and once again i'm very excited to see you cover one of his commercials.
Person: "Who is your favorite thunder god?" MK fans: "Raiden" Marvel fans: "Thor" Me: "Elder God Chapstick Chad" Edit: Thanks for the likes! This is the most I have ever gotten!
Did you know there's an alternate version where their eyeballs pop out and float over their open mouths so they can still see what they're laughing at?
I'd like to see another one of these, yeah! This was fun! ^w^ Also, that bunny one should have been way higher on the curse scale. That should have been at LEAST a 7 or 8. Gosh, it was HORRIFYING. XD
Just found this channel and have been binge watching it, I feel the same way, all the stories make sense now, this is the legendary Chad everyone talks about.
*Doctor Amigo will always be there when you need him.*
Yo necisito Doctor Amigo para aguda mi familia porque tu romperon los piernas!
IsaLeaf
*i just noticed that you have a duolingo pic.*
*hola duo..*
I-I mean... hola mi amigo!..erm...oh no...
silvyhorse 2
0_0
Is this the eddsworld community in a chadtronic comment section
Hola I'm Doctor Amigo
Can't believe Marvel ripped off your intro without giving credit
Lol
BuT mArVeL mAdE iT FiRsT!
This is to prevent whoosh comments.
Tavis Danes Your check is in the mail
@@Tavdogg11 woosh*
someones gonna get woooshed, calling it
The scariest ones are the non-English commercials, because you have no clue what is happening
Is that a Pip profile picture?
I agree
@@kanedawake8 Hell Yeah
Like that pervy rabbit.
you see it weird, but for me its normal
Fun fact: If I remember correctly, ‘Humpty Dumpty’ wasn’t originally about an egg person. It was about a cannon that fell from a fortress wall and got damaged. Makes more sense for the nursery rhyme.
Apparently that origin story was proposed in the 1990s. A similar origin story (from the 1950s) claimed it was an unsuccessful siege tower (used to scale walls).
Where it really came from we will never know.
Real fact: humpty dumpty was not based off of cannon or a king who broke his arm off
How did they go from that to an egg?
That's oddly comforting, knowing it wasn't about any sort of living thing.
@@AtlasBlizzard probably to make it less gruesome for kids.
Lets all be honest here, it is was anything with flesh and bones like a person or even an animal.
Kids would be traumatized.
So they made him an egg, mostly because they are pretty fragile thing.
Me: sees intro
Video: You’re watching chadtronic
Me: I think I’m already aware of that after seeing that
CJ Yokemon that intro was one of the greatest ever
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanos: you cant defeat me
Chadtronic: **hits thanos with chapstick**
Thanos: i dont feel so good...
The Eevee Team messed up da 99 likes
Thanos: **disserpears with fart_sound.mp3**
LOL
@Emerald Gacha not funny
Bluepizza Gaming *Mocking*: NoT iF sHaGgY gOeS uLtRa InStInCt AnD uSeS 0.o1% oF hIs PoWeR!!!
"Look how huge that needle is!" He said while holding a huge bootleg CHAPSTICK lol
must be compensating
You mean Chadstick.
At least you don't have to put it INTO YOUR ARM!!!
Is that a skelington
GORIZLA SKELETON 🤯
Can we just not ignore the fact that Dr. Amigo's hands aren't even covered with gloves?
@Sebastian Mornak not for long
Friend: I bet you can’t name a weapon that even Thor isn’t worthy enough to use.
Me: Chad’s lighting chopsticks of doom
Mega Yierdan Y You mean chApsticks
you mean chaDsticks
®
You mean chodsticks
0:38 Chad actually sounds like Goku, it’s pretty scary
What’s a Goku?
Durrrrrrrr
*the American Goku
you're right
@@bladebair3636 *It's a vegetable*
Haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Imagine Chad's neighbors walking into his room to see him fighting a camera with a giant chapstick. Whilst screaming.
“Honey, get the popcorn this will be a good one”
I’d be listening behind the wall
And grab some popcorn 🍿
Omg imagind
Why would they be in his house?
4:26 Its actually promoting a korean love hotel
Yeah I thought so because the commercial was actually saying to them “Get a room already you two.”
I thought it was Japanese.
@@MimikyuCookie Same
Makes sense
Yes
My father forged your weapon.
(My dad works for the company that makes Chapstick and used to be on the team that formulated it 😂)
Studio Hannah leak the secret formula
What kinda dad do you feckin have
@@silentlore2458 His father is a dwarve
Your father made chapstick. chapstick is Chatronic. Chadtronic is your brother.
The king of chapstick
The intro just made me cry tears of joy that brushed along my heart and showed me the true meaning of happiness.
*sniffle*
Thank you...
I wish I could experience that feeling
@@Toad_Man _Pardon me?_
@@Toad_Man your tastes are pretty bad. Your profile picture says everything.
@@Toad_Man What did you say about ampharos, my guy?
"Look how huge that needle is", he says while holding a giant chapstick
Nobody needs that much heroine.
@Toots Magotes typo, sry
@Ryker Smith it says lip balm on the side ;w;
Ryker Smith no, it says lip balm
but chapsticks are harmless
Norton's furniture commercials was wild. I remember seeing these when i was kid. Also that guy with the eyepatch used to host a horror movie show back in the The 90s.
My dad liked The Ghoul. We met him at Highpoint furniture in Akron.
Deadpool:He’s gonna do a super hero landing
Chad has entered the battle
Nothing can top the Pakistan McDonalds stuff.
True
Little baby's ice cream commercial.
A Travelling Bleach lol 😂
@@Xacibij fac
True 👌🏻😅
I feel so bad for that eb games guy. Everyone made fun of him when the commercial came out.I hope he’s doing okay
Evie Tait eb games is a gaming shop
Edit and that’s the shop
Same. He seems nice
Same
Just a guy not meant to be an actor. I wonder if he was just an employee roped into doing it.
he y guy s
I love how he changes the thumbnail to the more recent Cursed Commercials
I miss this older format though
IS it recent now?
IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH FOREVER.
@BunnieXD_it’s krisma
10:44 sounds like when you start your car
No it sounds like a crotch rocket
It actually sounds like someone farting
Nah more like a lawnmower when u pull the string
You have a weird car then lmao
*10:43*
Dr. Amigo is my sleep paralysis demon
Ah mine is the Kinder Egg Man
Ssssssaaassss
This had me laughing for 7 minutes. Pls send help
hey,he's just doing his job
Mine is the laughing girls
I still wonder who says “you’re watching chadtronic”
Paid narrator I'd assume.
Chadtronic
Same
Dr amigo 😂
This voice has been included since 2001.
Norton’s furniture gets a trophy for being the first commercial to be ranked 10/10
Chadtronic: Can I be an Avenger please?
Marvel: Ok let's see what you can do.
Chadtronic: 0:28
Marvel: Welcome to the crew Chad.
Chadtronic: *wakes up*
@@LukeOrNothing I mean pretty much all of it demonstrates his full power
Chap cap
Aidan Chappelle you aren’t wrong
Jacob the Pikachu 64 *yes*
I give this a broken marriage/10
Lol
I find it very ironic that he used that in a video of his ....
Darn... beat me to it
OOF
oh my freck
2:20 *U N H I N G E Y O U R J A W*
Edit: Oh wow this got a lot of likes
Unhinge your jaaaAWaWwwaWAwWWW
xD
Either sneaks guy is gonna choke and die or get diabeaties
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING
I know what that pfp is ゴゴゴゴ
The owner of Happy's Pizza was arrested for embezzlement
Let me guess, the owner was spending the embezzled money on cocane.
You got an article or something?
@@Wileybot2004
Ingredients aren’t free, y’know >=/
Remember when Joel went Super Sayian 3 fighting Dr. Amigo?
Oscar and Marco were trying to stop those 2
Yep
Who's been drawing d*cks!?
Yeah!
Wilfred Cthulu YES
Endgame Spoilers: Chadtronic defeated Thanos.
He fixed thanos's chapped lips and thus balance was achieved
Thanos did the almighty lip smack thus reversing everything he had done
How is it I find you in the comments section of half the videos I watch?
@@faultyvideos2215 whoever you're asking, either way similar circles and all that 😂
Mr. Stark... no...
I'd like to accept the most cursed TV commercial award on the behalf of Mark from Norton Furniture. I've been watching his commercials since i was just a little boy. (They get waaaaaay creepier than this) It does my heart good to see his videos on your channel. I, however, can clear up your question of whether they are trying for a viral video. They aren't. His commercials have been strange like that since i first saw him 17 years ago. Mark is a local legend and once again i'm very excited to see you cover one of his commercials.
Me, on a TH-cam Commercial: Hey, kids! Today we're taking a look at Kinder Joy Eggs as i fall off a wall to my inevitable death!
He’s definitely a lot more reserved with his ratings in this one
Dr amigo is no longer a Joel meme
It’s an *_I N T E R N A T I O N A L M E M E_*
What next, a Kermit commercial?
Or a bonzi buddy commercial
*_E X P A N D D O N G_*
@-0melette- It was in the video Joel reacts to Doctor Amigo
It wasn't a Joel meme to begin with.
mr worldwide
2:21 He does have a big mouth, but not as big as *Kirby’s.*
Thats true tho
He swællow
*Have you ever seen Kirby unhinge his jaw?*
*Sandice DO YOU MEAN KIRBY’S STOMACH*
@@Giadanadragon_Gaming Kirby doesn't have a stomach it's a fricin black hole dude
The intro is an cursed ad itself HIGHLY JOKING I LOVED IT CHAD
Oh frickidy fricks, the comments are back, WOOHOO!
ARISE FELLOW CHIPSTICK WARRIORS!!!!
But I don't have any...
@@bingusland1519 ???
I don't have any chapstick :(
Chipstick
THE REVOLUTION WILL RISE!!!! WHOOOO!!!
The Humpty Dumpty one was definitely the most cursed
Stephen Regan what about that Korean commercial
How cursed
actually he was planned to not be an egg person
As a person who went to Nortons Furniture, yeah Its off the hook. Theres like statues and anything you can imagine in there
I like how he gives dr. Amigo a *BOOTLEG/10*
*Dr. Amigo I need help.*
Dr.amigo: Whats wrong
Me: my pp is sick :(
@@REHBMBand yea
Copy that
KamiJoJo dr. Amigo: eats pp
Person: "Who is your favorite thunder god?"
MK fans: "Raiden"
Marvel fans: "Thor"
Me: "Elder God Chapstick Chad"
Edit: Thanks for the likes! This is the most I have ever gotten!
Me: motherf*cking Zeus
@@ItsPersonaTime Me: Jupiter, heck yeah.
me: Lakithunder
Me: my Roblox character
anyone but ryuji
4:41 🎶Dr. Amigo Soyyyyyy🎶
4:47 Chad : "Taaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha!! WHAT IS THIS!" 😂😂😂
What the heck is this!
I hear joel
Me too
XD
West side
Man, I remember watching this in good ol' 2019.
I personally remember watching them and from that point on I was obsessed with it
Cursedtronic
Please do more of these, this was freaking hilarious. XD
Dr. Amigo is Dr. Mario's Hispanic cousin
And Mario's Italian and he's made in Japan
Bootleg/10
It bootleg merio
HE IS SPANISH
Abraham David Cortina and speaks English
Dr amigo is the best way
10/10
Thanks dr amigo
how much is a bootleg worth?
oh. its worth £90 so its 90/10
“LOK HOW BIG HIS NEEDLE IS!” meanwhile hugging his chapstick
CHARDTRONIC: ENDGAME
THE FINAL FILM IN THE
CHADTRONIC CINIMATIC UNIVERSE!!!
No, it's only the end of the Frick Saga
Next movie is Chadtronic: Far From Frick
Noooo they’ll be more they’ll always be more
hello fellow mudkip how do you do on this fine morrow
We used to have a Happy's pizza where i live, it was absolutely disgusting
The food probably spoiled
Honestly that’s to bad it looked pretty good.
I’ve had it, it was alright.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess you could call it UNhappy pizza
Remember Humpty Dumpty?
This is him now 2:55.
Feel old yet?
Alexandra Dordzhieva oh god
He took to much crack
CHOCCO DOOBY
As a Cleveland area resident, I'm proud to say that the Norton Furniture commercials have all been like that since I was a kid.
I'm from Cleveland too, but I never saw that commercial on TV. Just the internet. I believe my parents saw it though.
My computer teacher shows a video of yours every year
Really?
That is a great teacher
You have a cool teacher
I want this teacher
@@bluebomber875 Yea, he shows the kids guide to the internet video
The tortoise and the hare one is a love hotel
Plus there was an even more cursed one afterwards
Stay in school
Don't do drugs
And
Most importantly
EaT liKEe SNake 2:03
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
YOU CANT STAY IN SCHOOL CAUSE OF CORONA!
3:50
*_well that commercial was actually cursed_*
*it was a living nightmare*
His look on his face looks wrong
we all need help
Dear lord was that bad
Cursed: 69/10
Sweet God, That hare just grow human ears then too. *Da faq?*
BIG CHUNGIS
The laughiing one is the most cursed IMO
And yes, more please!
Didn't this use shooting stars?
The opening is so epic. XD Awesome editing skills.
Bootleg commercials: *exists*
Chadtronic: *has a stroke*
Chad almost at 666k subs man is wildin
The intro... Chad I can't you're too power for us D:
7:43 Okay, that's completely cursed. That's creepy. I gonna have nightmares in my sleep.
Hey tord
Pennywise showing his deadlights
Scarier than the amnesia creature
i am too
5:55 I love how woody woodpecker just spawns in
Its secretly minecraft but its moded so much that its unrecognizable
Don't forget the singing goat from Hoodwinked.
why does the voiceover sound like a computer-generated voice
@@TruesoulWasTaken because the Brazil text to speech is a bit wonky.
I thought Hoodwinked wasn't popular?
guy: declares area 51 raid on sept. 20th
everyone:
0:23
I just ran into ANOTHER Dr. Amigo clinic this Tuesday, I swear it's getting "epidemic" ;)
Clásikū omg baracade your windows!!!!!!!
And your doors
cursed comment
Came for Dr. Amigo (Thanks again, Joel), stayed because Chad.
Lol
Did you know there's an alternate version where their eyeballs pop out and float over their open mouths so they can still see what they're laughing at?
He is worthy of wielding Chapstick!
Do more Cursed Commercials!
nobody:
moms on face book when they see a minion meme: 7:30
That_one_shark pokefan yes i agree
It's so true it hurts
Yes I agree too
its so true xd
7:47 they’re ready to eat pringles the right way
Most of the creatures appeared in the commercials look like SCPs
Secure.Contaim.Protect
Gabriela Chad must have his own SCP foundation
Great you're giving me ideas
@@GuldstrandLin66 Secure. Chad. Protect.
Hello fellow bisexual
when my grandkids ask what my favorite tv show was as a kid im telling them
“cursed commercials”
6:34... I can see it now,
“Lazy Town Gone Wrong”
@BBCCBBCCBEEBIESCITVFAN 2002 lazy town but its a Mexican man mourning the death of a cockroach
Petition for chadtronic to always use that intro
🙂
Lmao omg you finally saw the Doctor Amigo, chapstick
Hope the series doesn't stop without a bang
The first movie to open in the Chadtronic Cinematic Universe is Cursed Review 👏👏
I know who dies in Endgame...
Not Chadtronic
Edit: contains spoilers
Of course not because chad kills thanos
Man you just spoiled it, I totally haven't seen it yet
Ink Toons feels bad
Woo there you could have seen an actual endgame spoiler
ProJared
Okay, I'll leave....
6:17 plus Bugs Bunny and the frog and goat from Hoodwinked are there too
Prolonged Adolescence pfff might be
Kermit is next to bugs bunny
WHATS UP DOC
did you know the happys pizza rap was made by rucka rucka ali. clearly they didn’t do a background check on the person they were hiring.😂😂
7:37 So that’s where that meme came from. Thanks
What meme
LOL
Lol
Kill those creatures or send them away. I knew i was right to fear laughing.
4:09 is literally any speedrunner ever when they snatch world record
Don’t mind me coming back to watch Chad for nostalgia after not watching him for over a year and a half. Just passing through.
Currently making a whole marathon of the whole playlist. Wish me luck.
6:34 "Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends..."
WELCOME TO THIS WORLD
Primus?
Can I see
My name is mud
Basically horrible implications: the song.
The intro is a sbubby.
Chadtronic does sbubbys confirmed.
R.I.P
Dancing Cockroach
Killed By Woody Woodpecker
And Squished By Him
R.I.P
Woody Woodpecker
Killed By Random Mexican Guy
And Squized By Him
The hoodwinked goat shows up at 5:40
I MA BRAZILIAAANNNNNNN
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
he's portuguese
@@it.sy. No, he's Brazilian. There's no Portuguese accent.
Apple: *CHACOO*
BOOM: *JOE MAMA*
If you're confused on the STAR'S CHIC one, just look it up, someone translated it, and it's even weirder when you know what they're saying.
5:00 I recognize that because I've gone there before.
Legend...
Where is it?
0:00 to 0:43 when you have 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2.
11:36
Wrong Chad. That is an outtake from Beetlejuice.
Really?
Nope
This man can make anything into content and I LOVE IT.
Thank you Chad for that glorious intro.
7:45 we need all the purging stones, all of them
please velka forgive us
I'd like to see another one of these, yeah! This was fun! ^w^
Also, that bunny one should have been way higher on the curse scale. That should have been at LEAST a 7 or 8. Gosh, it was HORRIFYING. XD
DR. amigo isnt cursed. dr amigo is totally not a doctor.
@@StoatedWithTheSauce but
ITS DR AMIGO
@@emilycollins1825 the only reason i know about DR. amigo is because vinesauce joel.
11:08-11:19 is my favorite part that I laughed so hard 😂
R.I.P Dancing Cockroach.
2013- 2019.
Edit: Thanks for the Likes! The second most Likes I’ve ever had! (Most was 28)
You will be missed
@@ghulam237 WOODY KILLED IT
You had to ruin the comment.
@@toegamer9193 nooob
just stopping by to let you know you're the person i think about when i hear incels talking about "chad"
Just found this channel and have been binge watching it, I feel the same way, all the stories make sense now, this is the legendary Chad everyone talks about.
@@robs1052 the Chad of the chads
Chadtropic: Kind of going back to the original format
Me: *Wipes tear from eye*
"welcome back chad"
If anyone was wondering, yes, Happy’s Pizza is still a thing, but all pizzerias are down in Michigan.
“So this is the power of Chapstick.” - Beerus, God of Destruction