[ASMR] Measuring You Up "Politely"
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Oh look it’s the same guy who roasted me in the wand shop...
William Hyndman that's quite the euphemism
After his hammer was destroyed, Thor had a hard time finding work.
Mr. Piano Man 😂😂
At least his hair grew back
This left him pissed, leading him to insult all clients in every imaginable way
OMG yes I'm dieing
Mjolnir has a name
3:29
"Can I take a name?"
"Fred."
"What a horrible name."
Same here
XD
I said ‘Hope’
Ouuu BURN
I said ‘No’
I swear either he gets bigger every video or his shirts get tighter.
i bet he inflates himself every day with the sole purpose to demoralise us
(jk, he's a lovely man)
Randomly Average I think both...
It’s the anchor arms! Now he’s a jerk, and everybody loves him!
FoxFall LMAO yes this reference just made my night !
Wait... Thor and HULK?
**Insert overused Thor comment**
I have seen none
Hello there
TheCompleteMental Well then you are lost!!
Now this comment will become overused
well _someone_ is gonna get a bad review on yelp
Liger Tily had me laughing for fuckin days 😂😂😂
Liger Tily f’ng LOLOL 😂💀
Yeah, me. I'm getting a bad review on Yelp.
He's going on Yelp and giving me a bad review.
Blog about it! 😝
KAREN
Me: *sees the word “politely” in a Fred video* It’s a trap- IT’S A TRAP!
Oh god, I SHOULD'VE LISTEND!
Not wrong
This isn’t same it’s Star Wars
A read the “It’s a trap- IT’S A TRAP!” with Phoebe Buffay’s voice hahaha
It's a trap, send no reply
"Can I take a name? What a horrible name" 😂😂😂
Judge me by my size, do you?
PlayStation Fury no no only different in your mind size matters not look at me judge me by size do you
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
FredsVoice ASMR Fred has the higher ground
FredsVoice ASMR would you understand a megaman reference?
Techviper56 i would
Oh boy you know it ain't gonna be polite if says so in the title.
Stuck between pissing myself laughing and tingles. Very confusing experience... Subbed.
Well said, it describes it perfectly when I watched this :D
CommanderJavik same lmao 💯
Your bloopers video was funny, but...
Every time there's a cut in the video, I imagine you yelling at airplanes wondering why they're even there when there are no air ports near you.
same
"Measuring You "Politely"
Oh God, he's going to compare me to Jupiter
Jupiter is a beautiful and very lucky planet :)
ZUES
LOL
Is it because you're the largest gas giant in the solar system?
The real reason Thor wasn't in civil war.
Hello there Fred I’ll keeping asking for the Viking asmr ❤️ 😂
Each day is a step closer!
FredsVoice ASMR I second her request haha Nice video 😊
If possible, please include the tinkling of chainmail
Pollyana Vogas this needs to be done.
Pollyana Vogas 🧔🏼Yes please! Only question is, will the viking be polite or rude? 😊🤨
I’ll never believe you are rude with those kind af eyes
Very odd fellow, cant get a reading on him
It's on and off
@@TheCompleteMental is that a Psych reference?
@@ryanbrown4053 probably not but I love psych
@@nk-wb1oe Come on, son
It's Thor's cousin Roth, the God of snide remarks... -_- damn Asgardians
This was hilarious. I just couldn't stop laughing. "We do have some extra large human beings try and squeze their way into here!"
Rachel Birtles huh never thought he'd remember me trying to get sized up for a suit hahah
Actually I came to get measured for my coffin thank you very much
BEST. COMMENT. EVER. 💜💜💜
Same customer here 4 times in 2 weeks... Shit you've caught me :D
Hello Mr. AD. I love your content!
"I have good news for you my lord, war has begun"
Archie Hughes - West is it a quite from some movie or something?
Matris Drayke Star Wars man
"Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."
You have interfered with our affairs for the last time
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
This guy could probably insult everything about me and destroy every ounce of my dignity and self esteem and I’d thank him for it
He'd probably choke me to death with a headlock and I'd still be l i v i n g
Well the way he does it, it's hard to be mad at him.
😂😂😂
Interesting bit of personal information 🧐🤣
the 4 dislikes are loki fake accounts
holy shit 256 likes thank you😁
Keith Pierce 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean lowkey?
99Wrld no *just loki* (DDLC theme plays) o god what have I done
Keith Pierce nope..... its captain america, iron man, Hawkeye and Black widow. They are pissed that he didnt pick a side
Keith Pierce 40*
Aren't you the Jarl of Whiterun?
"Now if you don't mind I have a city to run"
*_still sitting on his ass doing jack shit_*
LOL
Larrymcjones I’m dead
Larrymcjones 2011 reference still relevant. First proper laugh I’ve had in a while. He really does sound like Ulfric.
@@Modioman69 Ulfric isn't the jarl of whiterun
I would love to see you do a Masterpiece Theater script. Smoking jacket and all Lol!! With movie reviews (polite or not lol) or storytelling time. 😆 just some thoughts.
Carie H Movie reviews would be a fun video! Fred could mention his favourite films or even be sponsored by one... actually an amazing idea! ^-^
Diogo Rodrigues thanks! He's got the voice and talent to pull it off too😊
1:16 "Yes, I can clearly see..." Well, I'm glad SOMEONE can!
it's like both my contacts popped out simultaneously
“What a horrible name” Well geez sorry I didn’t pick my name
The AwesomEric he says "what a lovely name"
"You could have changed your name to something better"
Tailor: "I've have the same customer in here within two weeks, four times. Looks considerable like you..."
Me: *drop of sweat rolls down the side of my face before soaking into my fake mustache*
The insults are so sharp and elegant, it's hard to hate him ❤
"Dammit, fred, your hard to love, but your harder to hate."
TheCompleteMental you're* you're*
Pun Intended
Ok but do you have an actual worthy criticism
TheCompleteMental any*
I know, he does these ceative insults and I'm just smiling. It's so funny XD I just hope he is not like this irl 😂
Sorry for being a “rude American customer” all the time and never remembering to make appointments but thanks for always taking care of me! 😘
“This is where I go to regions I rather wish that I wasn’t visiting.” I died. 😂😂
Kinda reminds me on my remarks of his establishment
When he first walked up it looked like he was going to uppercut me
Ross Washington I was waiting for it.
We would've deserved it
I looove the reluctant moments of actual sweetness; they really add to the overall vibe. Definitely my favorite REG video so far, and I've watched them all a ton of times.
"Politely" 😂😂😂
"What a horrible name" 😂🤣😁
when you read politely you know its going to be rude af😂💪🏼
Jerome Fromherz I'm gonna be honest, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
Oh shit thought i was going blind then, nearly booked me an appointment with specsavers
The Ben Vosper Probably wouldn't have booked XD
The Ben Vosper
U didn’t fell the need to look at something else to assure that ur not blind
DJ Pug not i the slightest
Im the customer fred spoke about who came in four times in two weeks
khoshekh exe he just said that as I read your post
Thor? Didnt you lose an eye?
Hello my friend of Ghost hehe ;)
Lol
The Dude he is more Thor than Thor himself😂
Gah! Spoilers
What? He got better...
“What a horrible name” I remember that from somewhere 😏
'Star Lord'
also from the rude librarian asmr
Jirito and the professor one
Yes roast me
Good good use your rudeness let it flow as you measure me with all your "politeness"
Pausing my life for 33 mins and 8 seconds
sunsbookishgamesx every video😂
Jakob Hill yup she tries to plug her shitty gaming channel and ASMR channel (yes two separate channels) on every popular gaming and asmr video out there just to get the channel views. What a joke.
First Last Name lmao
(Skips to random part) “Can I just pop a finger down there” EXCUSEMEWTFNOGETAWAY
Every time he says "waltz in here" I'm like "Nah, I thought I'd samba". :3
You had me laughing so hard xD
Holy crap rude English man is getting more and more rude in this REM series
Yong Song Ming REG, not REM.
Sees title “politely” then sees thumbnail of mean face. Welp this is going to be fun
WENDY MARVELL he was quite..."pleasent".
Oh the Noobs to this channel LoL 😂,
Here's the thing when Fred puts the title "(English gentleman") ,("politely") , it means the opposite , and the other way around.
By the way Fred I'm still waiting for the( rude)👈👈 English gentleman .
Edit: when
Him:"Don't touch me with those grubby hands of yours"
Me:Talk dirty 2 me
hmmm "somebody like you".... sounds like this guy doesn't like gingers.......
(im a ginger)
Hahahaha “politely”!!btw do you and ASMR Darling own the same shop😭😭 loved it!!
Anna JD oopooooooooooooooooooooopoooppoppoppppppppopooppopooopoppppppppooooppopoooooooooooooooopopooppoooooooopooooooooooooooooooopoopoooooopoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooiooooooooooooooooooooopooopoopooooooopooooooooooopopooooooopooooooooooopoioiiiiopooiiopiooioiiiiipioiiioooooioooiioooiiooooiiiiiioioioooiioooooooioooi
Nat Berni what did you fall asleep on the keyboard
No one likes darling, shes a feminist
Surper Durper no one asked for your opinion, it's irrelevant
Maggi_ Mac my school taught me that women are irrelevant actually
Guess olivander found someone better...
Well, you gotta stop sulking about me not booking an appointment like how you came into my life uninvited
I never go anywhere unannounced so it is so weird for me to be lectured for doing so.
Yes, I always being 20 knights, 2 jesters, and a band with me so that I can make only the most announced of entrances.
Can we get a version of this but you're measuring a dummy? I've always wanted to see it from a 3rd person perspective
Maybe some kind of dragon ball asmr? But not even a Super Saiyan 3 has hair like you. The only one to have as good hair is zero from megaman x.
Techviper56 oh god, asmr power up screaming.
Relaxing rudeness, yay! :D
FredsVoice ASMR I’ve never been here this early, finally my notifications are behaving themselves😂I warn u “polite” sir I’ve gained weight from the holidays, u may need to just throw a curtain over me and be done with it!🤣😆Love your videos so much, I was waiting because I needed a new video to fall asleep to. Thank u for never disappointing 😊💙
Is that your real last name
Jbooty Thank u, that’s kind of u.
Your shirt needs new measuring
For my gimp suit.
its 2 pm and im going to sleep k bye
Was that an actual compliment about our name at the end I heard?
Shelly Wientge well in the beginning he insulted us for our name so...ya got me there.
dont stop this kind of videos plz❤
3:30 “Can I take a name?”
- “Yah, Fred”
- “What a terrible name”
O really?
Darkshot88 thems fightn words.
I was insulted, again. I will still keep coming, just because this is so relaxing, Mister.
That is probably the only reason your business is still alive. So keep it up.
Greetings.
Why is Thor my angry tailor?
ah ah ah, 2010 thor you mean. Post sexy haircut thor. Post ragnorok. Post one eye thor.
sounds like a comedy show 🤣🤣
Cosmic Wonder 83 I dunno, why'd you go and piss 'em off?
Say "By the power of greyskull!"
Just when I thought I'd lost my ASMR. I watched this video and got hecka tingles on my scalp and neck! Not to mention I slept like a baby. Your voice is so soothing! Nice work, Fred 💖💖💖
20:46 not to be hard but what’s a “nice neck”
Yayy I can't wait to go too sleep and listen to this tonight!😊😊😊
Fred have you thought of doing a collaboration with Another ASMR-tist with the rude English gentleman where the first half is him being rude and whatnot and then whoever you collab with can be the boss and get onto you and take over and be super kind, it would give tingles and a nice sence of justice given to the rude English gentleman.
I watch a lot of asmr but your videos are the best
I know this is RP but somewhere in the back of my mind my snarky side is saying "you had better be begging for my amex"
you’re so fucking good wtf
hehehe fedecasula, my man
"Can I take a name?"
"Fred"
"What a horrible name"
"Can I take a name?"
Me: No Name
"What a horrible name."
Me:Aaaaand you can go f@ck yourself.
This guy legit looks like Thor
The beginning and end of this video are making me feel like I'm playing Myst and made it to Atrus's chamber.
HI!!! Love your vids. Thank you for soooo many tingles : )
Thor: can I take a name?
Me: Kat?
Thor: what a horrible name
I couldn't stop laughing 😆
ThorASMR
"politely" *starts out mean asf*
Well at least he's trying
i clicked on this video thinking he was gonna size me up, not actually measure me... I feel dumb, but thankful because i would much rather be measured🤗
“politely” youre such a gift😭
I’m so confused and turned on and I’m laughing so hard right now.
Man I dont know what's tighter, my girlfriend or Fred's shirts...
Pedro Brenes he’s well fitted you might say
Matt The Man you know it
because you said 'what's', im going to say fred's shirts, considering your 'girlfriend' is probably a sock.
Randomly Average burrrrnnnnnn
Randomly Average woah sorry, am I supposed to say whose? It is a person and an object... But I do not know since English is not my native language
His life:
20% Family
20% AMSR Videos
60% Roasting the hell out of trash **Me**
Whoa you're about ready to pop outta that shirt ain't cha Freddie bear. Go you 💪🏋️♀️🏋️👍
ASMR RETRO Roody He hasn't been properly measured, I reckon!
Can I take a name
Nick
...
What a horrible name😂
The avengers called they need brad pitt
I love how much effort is put into your videos.
"Politely" This'll be good.
Chris Beane I'll get the popcorn.
How would the rude English gentleman act if I or anyone (not zero or Nairo, they are too good) beat him in a game of smash bros?
Awesome 🕵️♂️😎👍✌💜💖💗
"I can clearly see that you are here for a measuring." At least one of us can
Politely eh?
*weighing in at 300pounds 7’0 feet
i like that mouth sound he makes right before speaking, very relaxing
BigBoss24mgs a lot of people do that now that I think about it 🤔
You know Fred, I was thinking if you could do a Dr. Jekel and Mr. Hyde asmr video! You'd start off as Dr. Jekel mixing potions and whispering recipes ( your hair pulled back in a pony tail, you're wearing a lab coat, and it's also pretty dark!) until uninvited guests arrive (camera) then as you encourage your uninvited guests to turn away before Mr. Hyde returns, the lights go out! Mr. Hyde appears your hair is hanging all out, your face appearing white like Joker with this menacing look! And as Mr. Hyde you'll break out in a series of asmr tingles to entrance your uninvited guests and put them in a state of unconsciousness! Give it some thought, I'm sure it'll be a really good new thing for the New Year! Even though it's now Jan 30, 18!
Him: "I can clearly see that you're hear for a measurement."
Me:" But I *can't* se you clearly."
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.
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That's my kind of roast.