Roast Me | S3 E3 ft. Tutweezy | All Def
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Roast Me | S3 E3 ft. Tutweezy | All Def
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“Tahir’s gums have his teeth surrounded” 😂😂😂
Tony look fish season
That shit took me out
Come out you got no where to go
It's funny but that's what gums actually supposed to do. LOL
the way he was looking at kev when he said dat shii had me weak 😂😂
"If a shark ate you, it'd have high blood pressure." LOL CRYING
“If Doboy went on a hunger strike my kids would grow up”
“What does that even mean”
*It means your fat*
😭😭😂😂😂😂
Lollipop Kid 😭😭
It means that kraig has been clapping cheeks in africa
@@mcgruff157 no.
It means that there would be food for his kids to eat...
It means that this m*********** eat so much food that his kids can't get a meal, so they stay short.
Kraig: *tells a joke*
Everyone: 😂🤣😂😭🤣😂😳🤣😂
Kraig: 😐...😐...😂🤣😂🤣
lmao yo dead ass everytime
Yall saw when they zoomed into brody face when craig rosted him at 11:59. Dat boy was hurtin 😂😂. You could see the pain in his eyes
Facts
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Kraig be saying the most random shit!
it works every time lol
yahoomaster48 it's so random it's funny.
😂😂
It’s so random but it all makes sense lol
Its funny tho
"You weak built, frail ni**a! You look like you let other ni**as name your kids!" Dude kraig killed this episode man! Dang!!!
10:26
😂😂😂😂
I know this is old, but this is one of Doboys best runs
True
Low key this the only episode where his jokes were hitting.
Wym doboy walks like a tortoise how u expect him to "run"
Anyways, doboy kinda funny in this episode.
I do this 2017.... Good ass year when everyone would be doing diss tracks and roasting eachother.
He dosent run.
“Babies cry when Tahir smiles.” I’m SCREAMING!!! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
"Kev beats his wife after drinking too much root beer!" So clever and original #GOAT 😂😂😂😂
MuhibAli110 😂😂😂😂😂
MuhibAli110 Kraig is the goat of roasting 😂
MuhibAli110 😂😂🤣💀
zeon hydro 14:38
Its also simple which makes it honestly more funny
“Tahir you’re so fat your stomach sticks out TA HERE” I know doboy spent all night coming up with that one good one 😂
Doboy was on one for this episode!
"Bread" hammond
girl . why yo hair built like my ps4 controller left analog.
i love it tho
Tut weezy
Latosha Mcknight hi
“Christian built like a gospel bullfrog” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thatguy Kye sooo funny 😆
I almost spit my coffee hearing that shit 😂
I was in public watching this and that part killed me 😂😂😂
I swear that shit was so random and hilarious
“Christian built like a patty pie” 💀
“Dogs don’t trust Tony” 😂😂😂
It was ohh b4 that 😭🤣🤣
Til this day that shit has me cryin 😂😭
They back peddle when he walks them
@@UMARJOHNSON1 we heard it
When he walks then they they backpedal
How kraig in the hot seat and roasting them 🤦🏽♂️😂
Cause he savage like that
Like dontario
Facts😂😂😂
Cuz he bout that shit 😂😂😂
Cause he about that life 😂😂😂
Doboy starts spitting fire as soon as detention is introduced 😂
When Tahir starts acting stuff out he kills the funny tbh
Ptdramon66 6 yeah he kills the joke sometimes
Like that shit was funny in the first place
@@fym3106 sometimes it be sus af
He tried to hard to be funny in this one
Of all the episodes ive watched he has said 1 funny thing at the most lol just be laughin at mfs flaming him all show
Could you imagine being in class with Kraig back in high school? 😂
I couldnt handle it lol
Billy Fergus lmao and you can’t fight him he look like he would slaughter somebody💀
@@glennquagmire9737 true. Off season body builder looking ass 😭
Billy Fergus 💀💀💀
All you can do is run and hope he didn’t work on his cardio!
@@4bidn.Knwldg 😭😭😭
Sometimes Kraig don't be saying shit but his delivery make it mad funny.
TrueAndHighlyBased I always say that Lol
TrueAndHighlyBased his delayed laugh after his jokes always kills me
Word lmaoooooo
Sometimes? He never says shit worth saying but it's always hilarious 😂😂😂
True cause as im watching im like he is not that funny
"The top of Doboy's belt stinks" LMAO
I laughed mad on this one 🤣🤣🤣
“His stomach sticks out to here “ is the most clever bar ever on this show
I love it when they got Brandon Lewis dyin 💀 that shit is funny af 😂😂😂
Heh heeeehhh
“Lewis built like a mosquito snout” HE DID HIM SO WRONG 😂💀
LMAOO I'M IN TEARS😂😂
He hella random lmao
Ain't watched it yet but dat sounds like Kraig said it!
😂😂
Hahaha
When Kraig is on the hot seat, it’s just him roasting everybody else
yesss
Kraig by far the funniest LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂that's a whole fact
666 likes . Gang 🕸️
Only a real bully does that.
Meg and Precious should have been the only teacher aids only ones that knew how to read comments in a roasting way
Aiko too
That's cuz they're roasters too
Brodyy gon cry in the car
Damn near cried on camera😂 they almost made boo kapone cry too
Ron W when 😂😂😂
Broady : Tries to roast
Random person : "face"
Almost feel bad for him lmao
but i guess he is used to it by now
@@Qalibrated Most of 'em got one thing they rag on.
Kev's head
Brody's face
Tahir's gums
Doboy's body
Billy's sexuality - they get him way more than they get Brody
I do wonder if these dudes get hurt but hold in it tho'.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
kraig is funny for no reason it look like he don’t even get his own jokes
Yung Nike Sock factsss
His shit be definitely off the top of the dome..I gotta see him liquored up..he prolly HELLA funny hahaha
Nate Geezy he prolly hella annoying
@@alexsjoint9266 You know he would hurt yo feelings
@@JitsuSwagg lmao probably
“I’m sorry I lied to you Martin,I just didn’t wanna go to Arizona “😂😂😆😩😭💀
I'm crying😭😭😭
When they zoomed in on broadys face I was done 💀
He was hurt 😂
🤣🤣🤣💀
This comment!! It Broke his Soul
"Roasting others who don't welcome it is BULLYING!".......Then Brody Appeared. LOL
"If a shark ate you he'd have high blood pressure." LOL
JuniorTorres720 that was so funny but then in the back ground you here Brandon say got damn this meat is salty I was crying
@@krisbetts7072 on me 🤣🤣
Tahir pretending to use his phone to not get absoloutely destroyed
Vehicle he weak af
“They had to put an ACL on Kev’s neck to hold his head up”
Kraig on kev " kev beats his wife after he drank too much root beer"
Tutweezy " I LOVE ROOT BEER " 😂
Time stamp?
"Doboy look like the pizza hut driver who ask can he eat some wit you" 😂😂☠☠
Nothing is as funny as Kraig laughing at his own jokes. Lmfao
Biso Afua Yaa Facts lmao
Right
For real
Biso Afua Yaa #facts
FACTS 😂
Man that Martin line Kev started up with was so accurate. You'll only get it if you were a heavy Martin Show fan lmao.
Arlanzo B. That shit flew under the radar but it was one of the best
Fr
Real talk. That's shit was funny😂
That wasn't from Martin that was from Moesha
@@DB-bx6rb it was the crossover episode
nobody: kraig: tony’s a weirdo
☠️☠️
18:21 “Tony a weirdo, he do voiceovers through the door while his kids boo boo” 💀
😂😂
Prince Kwåku tf that even mean?
That was the best roast of this episode
Cesar Melendez he coaches his kids while they shit through the shut door
@@trenbabone6359 is you slow, or is you slow?
Anytime kraig says “Tony a weirdo” u kno u finna laugh 😂😭😭
Any of y’all pay attention to how kraig responds when the others roast. He just be like “ oh wooow, omggg”😂
Or when it's not funny "awwwww man"😂
Tony still whispers “Tahir look like he sleep in rocking chairs” to himself when he cries on the toilet
Tony talk to himself n say "ik it was funny man....they just don't GET IT 🥲"
This is every black barber shop in America.
Rhyme Jones faxxx
No capp
fr😂
Facts
Facts only
WTF how is Kraig Smith keep coming up with these fire jokes. Lmao!!😂😂
damn 😂😂😂😂
Lmao he stay on it
He's so consistent lol
i bet he writes some before hand and just remembers em
Kraig go hard af. I think he so good because he always a little tipsy so he dont think as much so he dont chome
15:48 that is the most genuine laugh I’ve seen Kraig make yet 😂
The tahir sleeping in a rocking chair was on point 😭😭😭
Kraig always has me in tears 😭
same
kraig like 50-0
It's the way he delivers the jokes 😂😂😂😂
He da funniest to me
He said he built like he make gummi bear salsa
LMFAOOOO THIS IS THE EPISODES WE MISSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KRAIG IS HILARIOUS
Dessycomesalive hell yeah
I think Doboy raising both hands high when he lands a good joke is my favorite thing in this episode. I kinda wanna star doing it myself
This one is my far my favorite episode. I always come back to this.
Kraig = Master Roaster. Lol how does he come up with this stuff! Lol 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tahir was googling jokes
I noticed that too like couldn't he have done that b4 the show??😂
Always
LMFAOOOOOOOO
He garbo
But kraig got a note book full of jokes
Tahir and Brody took a beating, while Kraig and Tut dominated.
Doboy was funniest this episode fam
@@007Dirtysouth sure, more so the roasts against him but he had some clever shit. Watching this back years later I get more of the jokes now. 😂 Too bad this show will never be the same.
taheer be pullin down the vibe literally every episode
"Yo neck hanging off yo collar like this" I'm Sleep
Aj Chaney i couldn’t handle it 😂😂😂😂
Killed me
Bro I was at work CRYIN 😂😂😂
That shit was funny as fuck lmmfao
Lol I see DoBoy finally came to roast this episode lol
813Productions That "I ain't got no pannies on" joke almost took me out! 😂😂
Bruh I was gon' comment the same thang yo. DoBoy was like y'all ain't puttin me in no detention. Lol
If you watch the original fb live video he started going as soon as they went live lol
It was his 8 Mile moment lol palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, he built like spaghetti looking ass
NestaOG more like “neck is sweaty knees fat arms are heavy there’s fat on his back already”
“If doboy went on a hunger strike my kids would grow up”😭
They need bring tutweezy back 😂😂
Shutup
"Tony's a weirdo he do voice overs through the door while his kids boo boo." 🤣🤣🤣
FaultyStrawHat 😂😂😂😂
lmao.. funny
😂😂😂😂 I can definitely see him doing that
carameldelite01 Tony a weirdo he stare dogs in the eye while they urinate
That’s how you know the person mad when they pull out their phone and act like that didn’t affect them
“If Brandon broadys jacket could speak, it would look at his face and say “twinsies!” 💀💀💀💀💀💀 the way he said it too
Till this day I don’t know How this type of joke comes in his mind 💀🧠
When Tahir did that "bad bitch" fighting impression, I couldn't help but think that... I have NEVER seen ANYONE fight like that, male or female 😂😂
Do boy finally snapped I like that
Kraig is the most creative roaster on here,the stuff he comes up with is always something crazy but the joke always hit and then his laugh makes it even more funnier lol, Kraig reminds me of one of my homies who could make niggaz laugh at a funeral
MrTdollarsign if a shark ate you he’d have high blood pressure😂😂
MrTdollarsign at a funeral??😂😂😂 tf??
“They had to put an ACL on Kevs neck to hold his head up” 😂
“There’s gon be fights in detention” 😂😂😂12:25
Kraig had me CRINE and nothing he said made any sense! 😂
yes it did. pay attention!!
His roasts were paradoxical
Brittany Fisher "dogs don't trust Tony when he walks them they back pedal"😂😂😂
Crine???
Jacob Wells it’s the slang way (where I’m from) of saying “crying”
“Gummy bear salsa” lmao okay I laughed at that one 😂❗️
This takes me back to the 80's in So Cal... in the I.E.
We called it bagging, running or capping... and these dudes are on that same wild level.
"Brodies proactiv was inactive."
"Brodie looks like he washes his face with glass."
Deaaaaaaaaaad lmao.
Do boy definitely had a ghost roaster on this episode tho
David Benoit hes been way to funny lately 👀
Hatorade
1.1Kth like
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Lmao I know right! He the whole reason they created detention!
didn't nobody want to come at kraig, they new he had them fire jokes off the top😂😂
antoine carter lol he really does! He's super funny
antoine carter kl
“Brodie’s face look like boiling spaghetti sauce “ 🤣🤣🤣
These Broady jokes really be hurting my feelings 😭
Doboy came to win today. He finally stepped up. I love Tony baker but Craig is becoming my new favorite.
Kraig is by far the best roaster on these series!! Most of the time, the shit he says don't make sense but his delivery is fucking funny!
this same comment on every roast me episode..
Tru
MsFireflygurl 999 this funny
Kraig is always on point
Kraig: "Dogs dont trust Tony, when he walk em they backpedal" 😂😂😂💀💀☠
12:09 Tahir DO look like he sleep in rocking chairs!!! XD
Kraig stay be waitin to see if the others laugh and then bust out laughing and looking around
and they do, cause he funny as shit lol
On god
J Zinn lol probably so u catch on to it
he does this on purpose, he know he gonna kill, just waiting for the rest to catch up
factsss 🙇🏾♂️ 😂
Yall should do a compilation video of just Kraig roastin.
^^^^^
kraig be going inn😂
with Kevin laughing, that wud be fire!!!
Lol he's never had a failed roast before
There’s one now
Kraig kills every episode! He just different 🔥🔥 and kev with that neck check on Tahir and watching kraig bust out laughing killed me😂😂
Kraig is clever. It’s not just his delivery is good, but his word choice too.
“Kev can’t yawn without fallin backwards” - just gives you the image and lets you figure it out
Most ppl woulda been like
“Kev’s head so big, every time he yawns he falls backwards” which isn’t quite as funny lol
A lot of Kraig’s jokes are just the image, and not everyone is so quick to get it lol
"The top of DoBoy belt stank."
AfroHyuga
kraig always comin in clutch bro shit don’t make sense but i be dyin everytimw😂😂💀
ShellyGotKicks I swear to god 😂😂😂
When Christian said 'Tony ya teeth look like doboy tried to sit in between em' that was UNDERRATED AF
“Give it up for Bruno Scars” one of Kevs funniest roasts 😂😂💀
Kraig and Do Boy was on fire 🔥
Capital Productions doboy way funnier than when he started roasting. I remember the whole cast used to dislike him
Capital Productions true dat
Kraig always funny and creative
"If a shark ate you it'd have high blood pressure" 😂😭💀💀 they needa square off more often
Exactly
"Brody face look like boiling spaghetti sauce" DoBoy best joke EVER 😂😂😂
TIMEOUT 😭😭😭😭
i wanna see doBoy when teddy is in the room soo bad😭
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!
Me: TRY'S IT AT SCHOOL
They way people react to Kraigs jokes is hilarious. 😂
The way DoBoy throws his arms up when he gets a good roast has me dying!!
Alpha KennyBody Like he's playing Gang Beasts
Man that part was funny in itself lol
😂😂
His drought was so long lol
Alpha KennyBody lmfao yo
"Kev can't beat his wife after you drink too much root beer" I'm dying of laughter 14:37
look at Brandon's face of dying
Taylon Jackson idk I messed up everytime i hear when he say it’s hard
@Taylon Jackson I'm dead 😂
Man this episode was comedy gold. Everyone was on point, but Kraig and Doeboy was on 🔥🔥🔥 from start to finish
Yo he said "Brody wash his face with glass" LOOOL
I love when Craig laughs at himself😂😂😂😂
Tori Bug I love when these nuts laugh on your chin
@@dionlee4771 chill with the key and peele skit it's only funny when they do it
Cadeem Cleland chill with these nuts on your chin
🤣🤣🤣
@@dionlee4771 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the funniest episodes. Kraig Smith is HILARIOUS. The stuff that he comes up with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh Tutweezy roasts are sooo funny they got Meg laughing
Doboy made a big comeback today 😂😂👏
Dogs don’t trust tony when he walks them they back peddle 😂
Tahir dressed like the sand meetin the ocean right now 😂lmfaoo
15:57 watch Craig for 10 sec... That ain't water. 🤣
" Broady PRO activ was IN active.." LMFAO 8:47
Nyhna Law these proactive nuts were inactive on your chin
oMa Dynasty
Are you really replying? Lol. Get a life.
iiSaucyPlays RBLX are you really replying? Get a life
brody
@@PrinceOfEmotions-cq1tj it said Broady on his name card