I haven't had an unstoppable laughing fit in so long but remembering beta fire spread was the most hilarious thing I've watched in a while (I will steal your kidneys)
I love the wood dimension! (The tortured souls of those who have sinned are condemned to rot in the bottomless pit known as the wood dimension for all eternity. Their cries can not be heard, for the wood silences their grievances in true dominance over this vast domain)
Brings me back to the time I played Minecraft Pocket Edition a lot. (The walls are pulsating. The flesh that is my temple will soon collapse and reveal the Eldritch horrors that lie beyond the thin veil of reality. My mind is slowly succumbing to the will of the cosmos and it has shown me life’s true potential)
Ah yes, a return to form. The videos have felt different since the Lunch Club era ended but this one fits right in. Genuinely funny, starting to really get the new crew's humor
Can we take time to appreciate how human Carson is? His videos are really true videos and it’s the most videos out there. I’ve been watching him since I first started and I gotta say, he is one of the TH-camrs on the platform.
I had a dream about a week ago where I was watching an action movie, and Carson was a cast member. Except pretty much every line he said was more or less the same. He would introduce himself to someone (with some name I couldn’t remember) and then follow it up with “but you can call me Carson!” with a giant smile. It started normal enough, like a joke that was thrown in for ppl who’ve seen his content, but soon It devolved into him introducing himself to characters in the background just to say the same joke. Eventually he started introducing himself to the Maine cast and other characters he had already met, laughing uncontrollably while the rest of the cast looked confused and annoyed, just to tell the same joke. First time I ever woke up from a dream laughing hysterically
I love this new video, it feels like a return to SMP Classic, something that I really wanted to see become it's own thing. I wanna see more stuff like this!
9:48 there where kids at my elementary school who would do this, but they would also add things like Band-Aids and grass, and then bury it in the ground for a week. then after said week they would go around shoving the bags in peoples faces trying to get them to smell it. they called it "Shrek's Surprise." I remember one time the bag got thrown on the ground on the schools front entrance and so for weeks the front entrance would smell like Shrek's Surprise.
Damn this video is already 2 years old. Time really flies. (20,000 vermon souls are eradicated, and thrown into the eternal damnation of the Wood Dimension, never to see the light of day. Ever. Again.)
I was watching an iilluminaughtii video talking about an off brand make a wish that was a scam, but there were a few pictures in the video of the charity work they've done, and some 9 year old wanted to go to hooters AND THEY TOOK HIM
"Why are you just watching!?" I mean, to be fair, there's no point in trying to stop an ongoing forest fire. Most of the time the only option is to just let it run it's course
10:00 at lunch at my school me and the boys would have milk drinking competitions because one of us only drank milk and ate a resealable plastic bag of potato chips he brought from home.
Bro this shit was crazy (they walk the forests at night waiting for a young couple to walk by and steal one of them, to have the other suffer for the rest of their agonizing life over seeing their loved one be dragged into the darkness)
Man it sucks. I was just looking back at some of his og videos and he was getting millions of views. It sucks to see him at just such a low level. Not that itself I guess, just that he had something going and ruined it. I remember when he came back after the Katerino crap and he was instantly back. I know that situation was still not ideal for all of his friends, but idk. Just sucks everything that happened and stuff.
9:55 when i was in 6th grade, i got a drink from the cafeteria which already tasted horrible on its own, then put school lunch cafeteria food, and some of my lunch inside of the drink and one time i even put my own saliva in there, it was so disgusting that someone vomited without even trying it
We love you Carson! (We are watching your every move in the shadows of night do not go looking into things that aren’t your busy or you WILL be dealt with)
The wood dimension is, SO, fun ( your grandma will never come back from the ashes in hell, and the bilergerent have come to steal your soul) how’s the weather today btw.
I haven't had an unstoppable laughing fit in so long but remembering beta fire spread was the most hilarious thing I've watched in a while (I will steal your kidneys)
they are calling
I ate my kidney stones
-Jawsh
@@UnfilteredGaming420 🤓🤓🤓
@@UnfilteredGaming420 🤣
@@UnfilteredGaming420 🤪
I love the wood dimension! (The tortured souls of those who have sinned are condemned to rot in the bottomless pit known as the wood dimension for all eternity. Their cries can not be heard, for the wood silences their grievances in true dominance over this vast domain)
What have I just readed? (Red)
@@snaptrak3680 the prophecy
wood fired pizza?? how will pizza get a job now :(
@@ron133. pizza must suffer the consequences of being an inadequate employee
almost like the place for those that end their own lives, in Dantes' Inferno
Brings me back to the time I played Minecraft Pocket Edition a lot. (The walls are pulsating. The flesh that is my temple will soon collapse and reveal the Eldritch horrors that lie beyond the thin veil of reality. My mind is slowly succumbing to the will of the cosmos and it has shown me life’s true potential)
I get it, but duping diamonds by picking them outta a chest tho...
Here’s my sacrifice to the wood dimension (the trees outside of my home have eyes and speak in languages improbable to the human tongue)
Thanks for the heart, CallMeCarson
Man this let’s play was slick hope they keep playing this new game!
?
(The game prepares to play them.)
Carson going back to his roots. Now all we need is a remaster of the famous crying scene
Yes
let's not
4K remaster!
What if the crying scene has reversed roles?
I do that every day
I love how unbalanced the audio is so when literally anything else is happening we can't hear him at all. It really is the best Carson experience.
Ah yes, a return to form. The videos have felt different since the Lunch Club era ended but this one fits right in. Genuinely funny, starting to really get the new crew's humor
Carson turning the corner to reveal SO much fire at 5:21 is hysterical
comedic timing
I like every time he turns to look at it before the big reveal you only see one square of fire. Really makes the big reveal funny.
Can we take time to appreciate how human Carson is? His videos are really true videos and it’s the most videos out there. I’ve been watching him since I first started and I gotta say, he is one of the TH-camrs on the platform.
i agree
I agree and I’ve never even watched him
I bet he has skin, and an endoskeleton, just like the other humans!
He is the TH-camr ever
Yea this is definitely the most video out there. I stand by that
I had a dream about a week ago where I was watching an action movie, and Carson was a cast member. Except pretty much every line he said was more or less the same. He would introduce himself to someone (with some name I couldn’t remember) and then follow it up with “but you can call me Carson!” with a giant smile. It started normal enough, like a joke that was thrown in for ppl who’ve seen his content, but soon It devolved into him introducing himself to characters in the background just to say the same joke. Eventually he started introducing himself to the Maine cast and other characters he had already met, laughing uncontrollably while the rest of the cast looked confused and annoyed, just to tell the same joke.
First time I ever woke up from a dream laughing hysterically
Sounds very on brand
@@KitsuneGB-hc9zb Fr.
Honestly wouldn’t be shocked if Carson did this for a video.
"The wood direction is hungry."
I am decese.
Can't wait till the full game comes out so they can add a whole bunch of new biomes and give us what they promised us in every update!
Doubt it, the game will probably die after a week
Trash game will never make it past a year or two in the mainstream
With every video I watch, Carson’s humor becomes more and more insane, and so does mine
With every video I watch I become more insane
@@Agaiola2002 with every video I watch I become more
Virgins say “patriarchy”
Chads say “system of balls”
Carson’s chat is honestly one of the funniest I’ve seen from a streamer
Man, this video really reminds me of simpler times (the voices, they won't stop, they keep getting louder)
Gavintino opening a portal to the wood dimension might just be my all new favorite moment in callmecarson lore lmao-
I’m really loving this new game! (I am inside your walls)
The "wood dimension" bit was hilarious (All shall kneel at the coming of the arborescent Old Ones, as they arrive from beyond the boreal gale)
carson i think its square feet because you are playing minecraft. (Gummy worms are made from the flesh and bones of goats)
*thank you for this info. This makes them even more yummy*
Will wood pfp
I love this new video, it feels like a return to SMP Classic, something that I really wanted to see become it's own thing. I wanna see more stuff like this!
Can’t wait to play this when it releases, do the devs have a Patreon?
i think its on kickstarter
This game has been out for like 10 years?!
@@btrain213 this is one of the hardest woooooosh-es ive ever seen
I love the wood dimension. (The earth will burn for a thousand years, and the sky will be blackened with the consequences of a single spark.)
5:21 california
Old minecraft is just pure nostalgia, it was so simple then i love it (you will suffer in the fiery hells of eternal damnation)
Dude, the beta server hole was pure buggy chaos. Loved making a motel next to the famous quintuple chest!
I love Minecraft Beta gameplay, it's where I started and it's where I will forever remain
this is my favorite new era callmecarson video. i hope he can have more videos as good as this one.
9:48 there where kids at my elementary school who would do this, but they would also add things like Band-Aids and grass, and then bury it in the ground for a week. then after said week they would go around shoving the bags in peoples faces trying to get them to smell it. they called it "Shrek's Surprise." I remember one time the bag got thrown on the ground on the schools front entrance and so for weeks the front entrance would smell like Shrek's Surprise.
"minecraft" sure has some potential! i cant wait to see more from this game in the future!!!
Wow cool video Carson! (I will watch you while you sleep)
quite the exquisteitieietieee video, i just so happened to have soiled thy pantaloons from the amount of joy filled giggles it gave me.
Damn this video is already 2 years old. Time really flies. (20,000 vermon souls are eradicated, and thrown into the eternal damnation of the Wood Dimension, never to see the light of day. Ever. Again.)
Haha, very good video Carson King! However, I will enter your home on October 12, 2022.
This will be known as one of Carson’s best vids or I’m not…. Cool vid bro
i am the world record holder in quintuple chest speedrunning
proof?
ye
Hey guys it's working! "Oomph, Oomph, Oomph"
Most hilarious segment ever
I was watching an iilluminaughtii video talking about an off brand make a wish that was a scam, but there were a few pictures in the video of the charity work they've done, and some 9 year old wanted to go to hooters
AND THEY TOOK HIM
Made me laugh! Lol! (the unspeakable sounds of screaming fill my ears please make it stop)
carson not knowing how the minecart furnace works is pretty
He is pretty
carson is prettier than the majority of
Women
I love the California summer simulation in the middle of the video. Really took me back to running from the Thomas Fire. Good times
I forgot how CRAZY fire spread was in beta. Glad to know that all that wood was rehoused in the wood dimension
The fire tick is just barely faster than Carson laughing immediately after hearing anything
"Why are you just watching!?"
I mean, to be fair, there's no point in trying to stop an ongoing forest fire. Most of the time the only option is to just let it run it's course
10:00 at lunch at my school me and the boys would have milk drinking competitions because one of us only drank milk and ate a resealable plastic bag of potato chips he brought from home.
Wow I love this new game! Very new and game! (help i am stuck in the wood dimension)
cant believe the disrespect for furnace Minecart. dont you know that was how you moved minecarts uphill before those new fangled powered rails
Man this video is insane! Keep up the funny work my man!😂😂😂😂 (I am inside your home, hide)
what a funny video thank you carsob
9:50 unlocked a core memory, I remember my group of friends doing that, funniest shit
I keep on watching this video
1:38 New 1.19.1 report system be like:
10:02 we called it "Trader Joe's Special Sauce" and I'm 100% deadass
This is a certified classic now
that wood dimension bit had me rolling
Carson : Never been to Burger King
Also Carson : Wrote song about walking to Burger King and walking home from Burger King
Bro this shit was crazy (they walk the forests at night waiting for a young couple to walk by and steal one of them, to have the other suffer for the rest of their agonizing life over seeing their loved one be dragged into the darkness)
Haha, forest fire.
[realization] NO WAIT-
How the mighty have fallen
“Did you light it?” -Mere moments before millions of dollars in irreparable wildlife damage was caused
one time at lunch my friend fit his entire foam tray into his empty milk carton. actually one of the funniest things i've seen at school
Smoky the Bear is on you guy’s asses for that wood dimension stunt *(it hungers…)*
amatuer wildland fire fighter moment, you need to move ahead of the fire and chop trees that have yet to light. build a firebreak lol
Remember when he did a video like this but it was good
He left for 3 seconds and half the forest burned down I just died laughing. Also i have combusted it’s my time to go just slayed me
Man it sucks. I was just looking back at some of his og videos and he was getting millions of views. It sucks to see him at just such a low level. Not that itself I guess, just that he had something going and ruined it. I remember when he came back after the Katerino crap and he was instantly back. I know that situation was still not ideal for all of his friends, but idk. Just sucks everything that happened and stuff.
I got serious deja vu when they started laughing at the stairs in the crafting menu.
I really enjoyed this video! (God is weeping)
this video was making me giggle so much (look behind you)
I just realized sometimes when Carson laughs sometimes he unexpectedly sounds like Pingus laugh
wow carson thats a funny joke! (he is behind you)
50,000 squirrels used to live here...
Triple chest is where its at thought ngl. I made a whole museum for it once.
Carson's videos got way funnier after he was "cancelled". Im happy :)
He was gone for five seconds, came back and there was no forest anymore
9:55 when i was in 6th grade, i got a drink from the cafeteria which already tasted horrible on its own, then put school lunch cafeteria food, and some of my lunch inside of the drink and one time i even put my own saliva in there, it was so disgusting that someone vomited without even trying it
7:32 no one has realized that the krusty krab is on the tier list
We love you Carson! (We are watching your every move in the shadows of night do not go looking into things that aren’t your busy or you WILL be dealt with)
how does hooters exist buy schlatt wont talk to you anymore
Hey, remember when I spammed noteblocks and just annoying the poop out of Carson?
Good times
Very funny video Carson! (Time is marching towards our inevitable demise.)
Robert be like: wow that’s heavy!
dude: yeah it’s that guy
Laying dude: that’s a big door!
I now have $1.72 in my bank account after watching this video
I miss experiencing minecraft for the first time
Very few have seen the insides of the wood dimension, it is all wood. All the woods you can think of, it is all there.
The wood dimension is, SO, fun ( your grandma will never come back from the ashes in hell, and the bilergerent have come to steal your soul) how’s the weather today btw.
So this is where the bits clip came from
Imagine playing the craft on coke
6:06 first wood fired pizza now wood fired wood?!
Most people only notice that the thumbnail is two chests overlapping each other, but they don’t notice that it’s 3 block long chest two
Funny video today, Carson! (the voices grow louder in my head as the days keep passing)
I would say that hooters is a great place to eat at and watch basketball, so much that I brought my mother for mother's day
I'm so glad Carson added this
the chest crashing your game is like pinging the car in csgo
this seems like some Minecraft Multiplayer Fun
The minecart boost chain gave me nostalgia omg
This was a funny video! (You will never see them again)
Another fun video! (your empire will fall like tears)
Gotta love that old Minecraft logic