Man I love Bill Burr now lol! Bill Burr - No reason to hit a woman | REACTION
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No man could ever piss off another man as bad as a woman can.
.... yup. Couldn't put it better myself.
FACTS
@@AL-SH ?
Because you can't hit a woman, but with a dude you can fight
That's because other men, we don't tie our emotions into. Only those that emotionally close to you can provoke anger that deep, yet, held back by the emotions for them. Another dude? Pssh....no emotions holding that back.
"Rub one out like man. Its the champagne of victory"
I love that saying 😂😂truly is champagne of victory
I never heard. Of of him either
🍾🍾🍾🥂🏆
Ha. I accept your challenge.
One of the greatest comedic lines ever. The visual is a perfect comparison.
"Were you f*****g with it?'
Best line ever!!!!!
Exactly
the only person who can make that line funny is Bill 😂
Followed up with, “Here’s an oily rag!”Gets me every time.😂
I love when he says: “In your heart of hearts, what do you think was going down in that car?” talking about Chris Brown and Rhianna. 😂
“Even hockey has 2 minutes for instigating”
LoL. Classic
So classic
Smart
Best line
"I'm not even in a relationship with her and shes nagging me"
You missed fckin😂
Haha murdered her
"Every Fucking Special!!!"
@ did you just add another reason for hitting women?
@@hellbilly7817 That's what it looks like to me
He used to be a writer on the Chappelle show coach if you didn't know. Him and Dave are good friends
Steve Klimo he was on the show as well coach. He’s an announcer in the racial draft and one of the white guys at the table in the Samuel L Jackson beer skit.
@@anarchofonzi8139 his wife is black by the way...
He was in Breaking Bad as well.
He was in mandalorian aswell
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As a woman....I agree with this guy.
whutzat thank you
Same.
Same
I argue like a woman lol me and my girl go at it. Only verbally but we both let out our shit like therapy and laugh a few minutes later. Got really lucky running into this woman. She'll call me a fag or dumb ass in basic conversation.
@@jerryhill8281 that's love. You're a lucky guy
I wanna buy Shaq a beer. Seems like a nice guy Fr.
MattSlapps 💯
He is and that's fax
I would like to buy a beer to Bill Burr, i think i would pee my pants from laughing too hard
I don't think shaq drinks...
I feel like he's fake and has most yall fooled, 99% of these videos he seems to just put on a smile and laugh for the camera. He only seems to like HipHop reactions and not very much of the Eminem stuff. I don't like Eminem to begin with so I kinda noticed it there. He seems genuine otherwise.
Bill burr tells the realist shit since George Carlin.
Facts
I'd say Patrice O'Neal was more like Bill Burr's forerunner but they're all good.
Big facts!
Malachi Megiddo they were best buddies also had different styles of comedy. Patrice RIP One of the best lost too soon
Malachi Megiddo Most definitely. From what I hear Patrice was something of a mentor to bill when they were both coming up in the game.
Burr is like crack. Once you sample it you are hooked😵
He's like heroin plus crack!!!! 😂😂
thats how harlem got hooked bruh
You don't get hooked when you cut it yourself from pure coke and some amphs.
Now if you do it every other week that's another case
Yup!
But at least it’s healthier than herion and crack
I’ve said this before, but “Tuna Casserole” is the perfect line. Just loaded with subtext. Bill is maybe the best comic of our generation.
Spot on. Very well said.
David Luong and Bill Burr wrote a lot of Dave’s content on his show
Tell me how I read this as soon as bill said tuna cassarole in the video
shapeshfters
Stewart Lee. Most comedians would agree.
top 3 for me.
next to norm and dave.
During my marital disagreements i've used the line "Aha! Topic change. I win"
But...were you allowed to sleep in the bed or the couch afterward?
@@Firan25 when picking a couch u always pic the ones that are comfy to sleep on for these exact reasons
I mean.. she lost so technically she gotta sleep on the couch
@Kyler Cote sad but true
@@Firan25 Im never marrying a bitch like that. Sucks for yall.
Shaq, want to hear Burr at his most savage??
Gotta watch Bill Burr Philly Rant.
Rowdy drunk crowd being rude as hell to the other comedians...Burr tore into Philly.
Epic
I have watched that 10 times at least. EPIC rant!
this one was insaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!
Andrew Gann Yeah. Crazy that he could win them over with the abuse lol
I love how he keeps saying how many minutes left as he’s killing em’.
😂😂😂
Also known as "The Philadelphia Incident"
that one is good. i particularly like the rant on the cubs. especially since i'm a sox fan. fuck the cubs and that piss, semen filled dumpster place they call a ballpark.
"Thank you, Bill! You're now my best friend" -- everyone watching any of Bill Burr's stand up for five minutes.
Just read this as he was saying it. lol.
I love the fact that Bill was Shaq’s first white comedian. Fantastic place to start for anybody, white, black, or whatever.
@ He did.
“Maybe we should discuss it later, WHEN YOU CALM DOWN.” Lolololololo !!! Nothing pisses a woman off more than when you tell her to calm down or relax.
As a women I feel like that was just imprinted in me at an early age cause it’s so true and idk y 🤣🤣
So true lol
You can't help but appreciate Bill's brutal honesty saying shit we only wish we could say out loud, LEGEND!
"we won't hit no woman, cuz there's law"
-No Life Shaq 2019
"a hundred years ago I could have beat you with a mop handle, and been like thats what the law says"- Bill Burr
Bill is from Boston Massachussetts. He's the perfect example of a hilarious "Masshole" haha
"I go through it everyday; everyday!" LOL
The dog part is funnier if you watched the whole special as he talked about how his dog likes to do what he does in certain situations, which is why he said his dog was freaking out like that because he was lol
The Jersey Ninja That has to be my fav bit of his
" yeah.. you gotta be fuckin kiddin me 😤"
THIS IS WHAT WE PLAY FOR!!!!! SOME BODY HIT SOME BODY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
React to Bill Burr - Helicopter Story
Jordan S. That animated version is hilarious
best bill burr clip, especially the animated clip like Randy said
Yeah, to get to the animated version search for "bill burr helicopter bit" instead. It's also the version that's on Bills own channel, which is also kinda nice you know.
ABSOLUTELY!
The animated version is good, however I’m partial to the live version. His expressions and physical movements are literally half the reason it’s so great
"Ay, Bill a savage!" Welcome to the show 😂
Best quote from Shaq" No reason NOT to hit a woman" lmao damn those double negatives
He said " no reason not to hit a women" lol.
More Em and bill burr coach! You could react to his interviews on night shows ,all are straight fire
Especially the ones on Conan
"rub one out like a man its a champagne Victory!" BRUH
😂😂😂
Me and my nephew saw him live, he actually came to Huntington WV. My face actually hurt afterwards, he’s a great comedian. Love watching your reactions 👍
I’m 27 . Been with my girl since 13 at school in uk . Everything bill is saying true
Lucky.
Once in a lifetime relationship right there, good for you two, and yeah lol I was with a girl for 4 years and everything he’s saying is 📠
Bro that’s what I want.
Nothing like Bill Burr to start the morning! Netflix has a couple Bill Burr specials to check out. He is hilarious 😂
Bill burr is that dude
No life Shaq - I just want to thank you for giving me an opportunity to enjoy my favorite artists and songs in a brand new way. Keep it up, my dude.
React to anything by Bill Burr. He's my favorite comedian and you're my favorite reactor. It's a win/win.
"Rub one out like man. Its the champagne of victory"
There's a saying " you can be right or you can be happy" jokes on them im happiest when im right
You gotta listen to Bill Burr's roast on Philly, it's incredible
Oh yeah that's legendary !!
Legendary!
A thing of beauty
Yes
It was a heroic failure.
Bill Burr is a beast. Comedians who came up with Patrice, you know they are going to be a beast.
"Bill is savage!" Yes, he is!
Bill Burr the goat
Bill Burr helicopter story...
Bruh you gotta peep that my dude fr lol 🤣🤣🤣
Bill Burr is my spirit animal lmao. I'm actually excited that so many knee grows are learning about him because he's been in my Top 5 for years. He's my comedian version of Em lol.
Chapelle and Burr are the best
He is also my spirit animal
Black people reacting to Bill Burr stand ups is my new favorite thing on TH-cam. It’s just so good because he’s one of those comedians that EVERYONE loves.
This channel actually got me hooked on Bill Burr's comedy. A workmate once tried to show me his stuff, but I was too young for this kind of humour -I was so busy being offended that I missed the actual jokes and ended up getting the wrong idea. I'm so glad I decided to give him another chance :)
How come do I discover you only by now bro, you are so positive and have great atmosphere in there!
Lol as a woman even I think Bill Burr is a legend
K Maj so then you can just say “I Love Bill Burr.” He doesn’t look for a certain audience other than one that finds him good for what he does. That’s coming from someone with a name like this.
True enough - I just meant that I appreciate his no nonsense humour but realize some other women do not lol.
@@pdubzpyro Shut up dude and appriciate that there's women out there that arent defensive feminist. You know how many women out there who got mad from this video?? Far too many. So YES, it was necessary for her to mention shes a women. It helps us realize not all women are the same being emotional and defensive
I think he's awesome, too. But the more I watch him, the more I realize that I talk a lot like him. Best to tone it down in case I ever have grandkids LOL
stop nagging and make us eggs wamen
I'm loving these stand up comedy reactions... It's great!!
Bill burr is entertaining and so is this brother reacting to it.
Hehe
I forgot how funny he is. I saw him in DC circa late 2000's. He stuck around for photos with folks after the show. Really cool. Still have the pic. I wonder if he still does this.
Lucky. He's my favorite comedian that's still alive. I'd love to see him live.
The Champagne of victory!!! 😂
When he said “I go through it everyday” haha I felt that bro.
I like how it looks like you're watching a little mini bill.
"Don't hit the women cuz its law"- lmao
I think every guy alive can relate to what Bill burr says.. He's so bang on.
Burr is from Boston my guy
Justin Sanders Canton. Just south of Boston.
I'm just out of the city limits myself.
Justin Sanders
Booooston
I've always wanted to get a proper intro to Bill Burr, and this was the perfect way!
Love your channel!! Your natural enthusiasm and joyful personality really shines bright. Such a pleasure to watch your reactions. Wishing you all the best Shaq.
Just rub one out, it's the champagne of victory
Dude you gotta react to Bill Burr talking about dating a girl from the projects, you will DIE LAUGHING!!!
soundcloud.com/aaron-ap-dev/bill-burr-125th-street
Ended up marrying her, her names Nia.
More Bill Burr!!
All I can hear is, "I'm gonna put you through that fucking wall!!" Damn if Frank
Bill Burr truly is a savage! Bill Grew up in the suburbs of Boston and lives in LA now while touring the world doing comedy and making people crack the f*ck up! Great video man!
Man, I’ve been bumping into your channel for a while. It’s great to see you doing so well. It’s really coming along for you. Im really, really happy for you and yours, bro. Great to see.
Bill Burr is a legend - the GOAT of comedy. You got a lot of catching up on Bill to do shaq ;-)
Not the GOAT. Robin Williams is the GOAT
Bill is the greatest.. if you have not checked out F is for family, on Netflix yet it's a must. Great show.
I LOVE his fucking honesty. I love people that you don't have guess where they're at ALT ALL! Love that shit. Unapologetically themselves.
YO MAN
Do the Bill Burr 14 minute Philly thing where he just roast the whole city..
The shyt is out of control and he holds NOTHING back
He was the one who got roasted that night, though. I appreciate he hung in there, but Philly 1 Burr 0.
Everyone in a relationship be laughing the most cause we live the pain every day
The Champagne Of Victory😂😂
Bill Burr is a national treasure, and he MUST be protected at ALL COSTS.
That was cool. My co-worker just put me on to Burr a couple weeks ago.
I'm not sure if you will find him but
George Carlin
was a veteran comedian. I suggest you read up on him, then check him out. He is truly gangsta.
Respect ✊
George carlin has the most hbo specials of any comedian.....he was the true goat.
George Carlin and Richard Pryor were the archtechs of modern stand-up comedy.
@@camaro2390 facts sir facts.
@@camaro2390 love Richard Pryor trip to Africa
In case ya'll didnt know he does two podcasts a week, its called 'the monday morning podcast'.. billburr.com/podcast-2/
React to some Patrice O'Neil! Dude was funny. They were friends until he passed. RIP
James Hines both fucking legends
Patrice was the shit man I had great laughs to his stand ups rip
Bill loves putting in the crowd on blast.
"Talk about this when your calmed down" that is true as fuck lol
Bro, I'm so glad you jumped I to the comedy reactions! Bill is a great way to start it off!
Norm Macdonald.... Comedic genius. DO NOT SLEEP!!!!
Bill is the goat, he gets me every fucking time
Yessir Bill Burr is my spirit animal of comedy I love him lmao 🤣
The champagne of victory. Lol.
Bill Burr is perhaps the funniest man alive.
Bill Burr is now the greatest comedian alive but its cause the Lord of angry comedy died George Carlin is was and always will be George Carlin.
They should teach that 'how women argue' in school, because it's spot on !
Homie, you just earned the fastest sub of your life from me. Bill is a legend. Much respect to your channel and personality.
Shaq doing stand up reactions now? Okay!
Well.. it is becoming popular with other channels. I don't blame him.
Ralphie May, that man was straight Savage, god rest his soul. You should check him out. Freaking hilarious.
I'm female and I laughed my ass off
At 2:55 the look that you give the camera -.lol!
Total deadpan!
if a woman really loves u and respects you she won't be playing these mindgames. if she does, as soon as u notice, break up, no explanations, no nothing. it's done.
Depends on the girl, because some could love you more than they love life, and still play these little games as a playful prank with 0 desire to actualy harm, and if you dump em' over that you become the petty a-hole that can't take a joke.
Relationships are about trust, respect, and comunication. Miss one of those three, and the best pussy/dick and/or personality in the world can't save that shit. And yeah, making a joke with the expectation that you'll understand its playfull banter is a product of all 3 in action, so don't make it an absolute rule.
@RandomOrForgotten sure, I'm just saying that no relationship should be ruled on absolutes, that's the fast track to become the asshole.
I wish I knew that a year and a half ago. My ex got me messed up with her crazy shit and I didn’t even see it.
You gotta checkout one of Burrs best friends who he used to argue with all the time but loved, and though overlooked still one of the greats Patrice O'Neal.
Not even in a relationship with her and she's still nagging me! Lol!
The great dictator final speech by Charlie chaplan is a video everyone should see at least one time
Yes!!!
Do a ton more of Bill Burr sets Shaq!
u like eminem and bill burr? dude you are the best reaction channel now
I love when nls laughs it makes me happy lmao
Bill Burr 😂😂😂 "You just added another reason" 💀💀💀
Bill's from Canton, Mass....it's basically a suburb of Boston....check out Bill Burr, racial movie stereotypes.
White folks been knowin about Bill Burr. He was part of the Cellar crowd with Patrice O'neal, Kevin Hart, Charlie Murphy and a few other comedians. Funny pack of dudes..
RIP Patrice
bill burr was on the chappelle show too in some skits as a writer it was sooooooo funny with him
“yall make us the maddest we can ever get in life” ON BABY!!!!!
Exactly my reaction. I love Bill Burr, currently my favorite comedian
Bill Burr is hilarious!! You should watch his interviews with Conan!! 😂😂😂 Also please react to "That's All She Wrote" by T.I. and Eminem!! 😊😊😊
Sarah J lol Conan can’t keep his shit together when he interviews bill
@@neildonnelly8088 one of the few people Conan is like that with lmao I love them together their podcast together was really good
His show on Netflix “F is for family” is hilarious it’s a cartoon but it’s the funniest show Iv ever seen
Love watching Bill Burr. Makes ya think.
Btw in case race comes up. He is married to a black woman.
I
@@k.bowers8372 ya he is stoopid
@@k.bowers8372; Bill Burr is indeed married to a black woman.
@@k.bowers8372 yes he is you dummy
@@k.bowers8372 Yes he is and to even make you more mad he also has a kid with her
Bill Burr touches a lot on race topics, and he's really good at it.
I mean his wife is black and they have a kid, as well as his best friend and mentor was Patrice O'Neal...
Patrice was another legend. RIP
Bill Burr is an absolute legend, his Podcast is even better
He's from Boston and Irish obviously.