Trust me, i'm an engineer !

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มิ.ย. 2012
  • Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.
    I despise everyone who is organizing or celebrating the Invasion on Ukraine.
    You are ether a war criminal, or you have been listening to to many lies.
    To my Russian viewers : this is reality, not what you see on Russian TV
    / president_zelenskyys_h...
    Слава Україні!
    Героям слава!
    Trust me, i'm an engineer !
    There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style !
    • Trust me, i'm an TF2 e...
    come and visit my book of faces !
    / vilkaz.zebigwan
    or birdy site
    #!/Vilkaz
    you can download like a pirat,
    just google "youtube to mp3" :)
    TEXT :
    i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
    and i'm an engineer !
    just let me take my breakfast first,
    cornflakes, vodka and beer !
    and then i'll show you all of mine
    constructions ewerywhere
    i can explain the world for you,
    all that i need is chair
    i built many buildings,
    well some of them have failed
    i had to leave my country,
    so through the sea i sailed !
    Refrain
    Trust me, i'm an engineer !
    i think we'll put this thing right here
    trust me, i'm an engineer
    what the fuck did just happened here ?
    trust me, i'm anengineer !
    with epic skill and epic gear !
    trust me, i'm an engineer !
    oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
    i built alot of bridges,
    some of them even dance
    my buildings are very secure !
    Intruders have no chance !
    you want to drive a broken car
    i can help you in this !
    no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
    those parts i never miss !
    my good diploma give me jobs
    although i didn't study,
    i simply got this from a friend,
    as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
    since then i travel everywhere,
    and sometimes build a Road (
    you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
    i piss in expert mode !
    interrupt : (Kalinka style)
    i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
    physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
    you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
    let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
    i feel really well, i get paid more then you
    cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !
    i drive my tractor like a boss
    see what jump i just did ? !
    you say this is impossible ?
    just like i give a shit !
    my bicycle is wearing shoes
    showel bazooka is in use
    oven in my car melting ore
    i have an airbag in tractor !
    i once tried to catch the sun
    and dirty brick to wash
    now i say : my work here is done
    was hard day, oh my gosh...
    Outtro with
    Trust me, i'm an engineer !
    i think we'll put this thing right here
    trust me, i'm an engineer
    what the fuck did just happened here ?
    trust me, i'm anengineer !
    with epic skill and epic gear !
    trust me, i'm an engineer !
    oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
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  • @TheVilkaz
    @TheVilkaz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7846

    Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      Nice to see your okay

    • @dioptre
      @dioptre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

      I trust you, not putin. Fuck war.

    • @MrNorbert-os8bh
      @MrNorbert-os8bh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Suddenly.... a wild ukranian tractor appears!

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +824

      @@altier1119 because i can do very little about the situation. But what i can, i do. And i definitely take a side in this war.

    • @marclapin
      @marclapin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      damn didnt expect to see this account alive lol

  • @bashergamer_
    @bashergamer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4021

    7 year old me after turning on the router:

    • @Kalkeo
      @Kalkeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      4 year old me after turning on the tv

    • @daniellewin5274
      @daniellewin5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      1 year me after put two Lego together

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dad comes and oh shit i think i'm outta here

    • @RedVRCC
      @RedVRCC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      5 year old me successfully opening a beer when I see my dad reach for the belt again.

    • @johnpaulbeerer1145
      @johnpaulbeerer1145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me after duck taping the two halves of my rental car back together:

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15033

    Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but only an engineer can build one that barely stands.

    • @jiamingliu6702
      @jiamingliu6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      Jerry Rupprecht Poly Bridge in a nutshell

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

      Its strange how true that is

    • @birisuandrei2866
      @birisuandrei2866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Agreed, but usually the people who build bridges are on a budget so those "anyone's" would waste thousands of funds.

    • @adventurelinetm7732
      @adventurelinetm7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Once i called a engineer friend and he some how managed to build my cat into the wall

    • @fxzn
      @fxzn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yea, the brand new San Francisco Bay Bridge engineers made the bridge be built with the wrong bolts and now in a few years it is estimated to litterally collapse.

  • @nathanaeldean6301
    @nathanaeldean6301 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    Fun fact: this song also applies to software engineering too

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yup. As a student of Software design and Development. Can confirm.

    • @Elonmusk1234
      @Elonmusk1234 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hearing this song as my internals are coming, this gives me strength
      Trust me I am software engineer

    • @sosig6445
      @sosig6445 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trust me this code is gooood i got it from github it will work just fine.
      ...10 seconds later
      Oh shit i crashed the entire database

    • @litearely_no_one
      @litearely_no_one ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ...
      Weird texts evrywhere
      i can explain them for you
      all you need is control V and C
      i codded many websites
      welp, some of have them failed
      i had to leave my jobs
      trought the internet i surfed
      trust me, im a programmer
      i think we put that line right here
      trust me, im a programmer
      what the C# did just happened here

    • @buwanbuwaya6927
      @buwanbuwaya6927 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@litearely_no_one I built alotta lines
      Some of them even crashed
      My laptops are- very secure! black hats have no chance
      You want me to repair that broken cell
      I can help you in this
      No board no solder- no problem those parts I never miss
      I drive the tractor like a hacker- look what jump I just did
      You say this system is impossible? Its like I give a shit!

  • @BlackEpyon
    @BlackEpyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4144

    The Soviets actually did have good engineers. Their quality control was a different story.

    • @apotato5567
      @apotato5567 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Their building are good just bad maintenence

    • @jellomaster5629
      @jellomaster5629 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Vadim sold the rebar for vodka money :(

    • @obamaprism9876
      @obamaprism9876 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jellomaster5629 vadim blyat

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Their materials were a different story.

    • @mrpineapple3942
      @mrpineapple3942 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Radletorn ok

  • @blasted4094
    @blasted4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    “I think we put this thing right here”
    -France building an artillery border in WWII

    • @yuricouwenberg8986
      @yuricouwenberg8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Germans be like lets just go around

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Germany went around it and colonized you*
      Friend:
      >How do you think about yourself son of a bitch.

    • @jeuvideoworld
      @jeuvideoworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      300th like : )

    • @Da.Shanks.
      @Da.Shanks. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "What the f*ck did just happen here?"
      --France when Germany bypassed that entire fortified border

    • @sethbennett617
      @sethbennett617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Amber Wolf not really. They got annexed because they couldnt build on the border with belgium. Because belgium was neutral. So germany just went through belgium. It was really because of belgian indecisiveness.

  • @kakorotskywalker
    @kakorotskywalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5587

    That guy who folds that chair into a briefcase in the end is for real, just awesome!!!

    • @facer3609
      @facer3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ikr

    • @user-xh3nj8vu1n
      @user-xh3nj8vu1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      He's not a real engineer it has no mistake lol only those clips who failed are real engineer

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@user-xh3nj8vu1n dat grammar

    • @user-xh3nj8vu1n
      @user-xh3nj8vu1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@RRJOfficial english is not my first language atleast i tried...

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-xh3nj8vu1n i see, no problem but didn't just understand you 😃

  • @baconwatchesyt8697
    @baconwatchesyt8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Software engineers be like:
    Trust me im an engineer
    Wait hold on let me google this

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, programmers keep running into walls it's no wonder why thu United Nations outlawed the construction of autonomous weaponry.

    • @SariHilden
      @SariHilden 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Hi! Seasoned software dev and architect here 👋 Can you think of a situtation where even google doesn't help and nobody knows the outcome... that is where I dig out this masterpiece.

    • @captain-generalothinus3640
      @captain-generalothinus3640 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Hits the nail in the fucking head
      Sums everything up
      And don't forget that there's times that Lord Google can't save our asses and we'll just have to pray that the shit we made holds up

  • @ArKeTiCt
    @ArKeTiCt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Just got my engineering diploma, and i blasted this the entire way back home in my car (that has an oven melting ore of course).

    • @square_deer
      @square_deer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think I’ll become an engineer just to do this😂😂

    • @Trashpanda115
      @Trashpanda115 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do you also have airbag in tractor?

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      congratulations mate!

    • @ArKeTiCt
      @ArKeTiCt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aryanram02 thanks man

  • @Mushabeans
    @Mushabeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    Mom : why do you want to become an engineer?
    Me :

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My mom: Why can't you fix this, arent you an engineer?
      Me: I am, I'm just honest that I dont know wtf is broken

    • @user-bk6nx5bn1c
      @user-bk6nx5bn1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But it's problem, you are not Russian engineer

    • @mafia_boss_neto
      @mafia_boss_neto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-bk6nx5bn1c Yeah he isn't a Heavy merged with a Engineer(TF2 jokes ba tum tss)

    • @RealMiia
      @RealMiia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amiyavatsa lol
      It applies to all indians even to students before they take arts

  • @hermitsunite953
    @hermitsunite953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    I showed this to my grandfather who was an engineer. He laughed so much.

    • @amritaanshbhandari6199
      @amritaanshbhandari6199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The "what the fuck" part too ?

    • @jatisoem7472
      @jatisoem7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@amritaanshbhandari6199 maybe the grandfather used to say "what the fuck" too during his engineering career

    • @mikin3382
      @mikin3382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i would trust him

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I doubt that there is an engineer that have never said "what the fuck"

    • @reaperwolf8135
      @reaperwolf8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@amritaanshbhandari6199 oh u poor kid friendly person 🤣

  • @benjaminbadrakh1644
    @benjaminbadrakh1644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    I remember listening to this song during studying for my engineering exam. I passed. :)

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      congratz :) !
      I wonder what would happen, if i would take an drink with every engineer who passed the exam, while knowing this song :D

    • @MrMasterKeyboard
      @MrMasterKeyboard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@TheVilkaz wow he is still on youtube after a long time!

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheVilkaz You would die, or at least have pure alcohol for blood. XD

    • @jasonabernethy99
      @jasonabernethy99 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheVilkaz probably vast amounts of alcohol poisoning,
      Cause that's at least 26 ice seen getting to this comment,

    • @Timeudeus
      @Timeudeus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You would be drunk till the end of your life. Every engineering student in my university knows that song :D

  • @electrocaruzo-karpada2485
    @electrocaruzo-karpada2485 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I built many bridges some of them even dance!" Had me cracking up

  • @sheditz4962
    @sheditz4962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28045

    "Trust me, I'm an engineer!" - Last words before Chernobyl.

  • @thetabo8648
    @thetabo8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6882

    When you play engi on TF2 and they want dispenser there

    • @Hadi290.9
      @Hadi290.9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      SENTRY GOIN UP

    • @themongothatbongoed
      @themongothatbongoed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Hadi290.9 Hey, look buddy. I'm an Engineer.

    • @thetabo8648
      @thetabo8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@themongothatbongoed that means I solve problems

    • @themongothatbongoed
      @themongothatbongoed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@thetabo8648 not problems like, "what is beauty?"

    • @jasonalbert6251
      @jasonalbert6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Impractical Nukez
      “...because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy!”

  • @BLU_Engineer
    @BLU_Engineer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    As an engineer, i can confirm he truly is an engineer

  • @dec13666
    @dec13666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10207

    Other careers: We're no joke, we're necessary for society.
    Engineers: *this video*

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

      The funny thing is how important engineers are for the actual progress of society.

    • @theprepaintedcanvis3452
      @theprepaintedcanvis3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @rizapirdal4787
      @rizapirdal4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @i'm player funny scouts

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@Karuiko Also Engineers: Wanna play Tic Tac Toe using a Digger?

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm as necessary as the well dressed old dude 6 feet under ground

  • @putnamehere3803
    @putnamehere3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3082

    Everyone who said the titanic is unsinkable:

    • @JA-mh9gq
      @JA-mh9gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      saying "nobody:" just ruins the joke

    • @bybka9903
      @bybka9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JA-mh9gq yeah, thats stupid
      like cmon man just write joke without nobody

    • @naufalazrin4425
      @naufalazrin4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Trust me, I,m an meme engineer

    • @putnamehere3803
      @putnamehere3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JA-mh9gq welp ok ill take out the nobody

    • @JA-mh9gq
      @JA-mh9gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@putnamehere3803 your welcome i just helped your comment get 100 times better

  • @OddGamerCA
    @OddGamerCA ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The dislikes are architects

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I see you are also a man of real civil engineer ;) ?

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheVilkaz aswell

    • @_PapstFranziskus_
      @_PapstFranziskus_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheVilkaz actualy...,who isn´t

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Architects are art students who paint houses.

  • @hermes6192
    @hermes6192 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is easily the best reason I have found to continue my civil engineering graduation. I live in Brazil, we have no more jobs here due to the high quantity of engineers in the country, but as long as I can sing this I'll be happy...

    • @VeryRareEgg
      @VeryRareEgg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol, memorize these lyrics I dare you

    • @Melody_Raventress
      @Melody_Raventress 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Civil Engineering? Shit, come to the US. We've got a shortage.

    • @travishudson9796
      @travishudson9796 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly if you came to America with that degree you could make a lot of money, we need engineers.

  • @vhoang1029
    @vhoang1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    Guys who made youtube algorithm:
    Trust me, im an engineer

    • @huzih683
      @huzih683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      i mean he has epic skill and epic gear

    • @kristiyanivanov7414
      @kristiyanivanov7414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its ai

    • @game5plays
      @game5plays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kristiyanivanov7414 party killer

    • @smugboid7583
      @smugboid7583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is my second time seeing this kind of comment. I can’t believe I feel for it 3 times overall

    • @captainhaxx844
      @captainhaxx844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      See you in 3 years when the algorithm brings me back here

  • @sameersharma7800
    @sameersharma7800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7948

    The dislikers are doctors who chose medical over engineering

    • @Comrade_joe
      @Comrade_joe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yes

    • @santasbodyguard4908
      @santasbodyguard4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @acc2 if you play dbd this is even more true

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Comrade_joe Me: Is it too much to ask for both?

    • @Comrade_joe
      @Comrade_joe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@majororion2374 Lmao

    • @majororion2374
      @majororion2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Comrade_joe All jokes aside comrade...I'm serious is it really too much to want both as I do.

  • @legendarybeast44
    @legendarybeast44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I always loved this song... Now when I'm in a Civil Engineering University, my friend bought me a mug which says "Trust me I'm an Engineer".. came back 😂

  • @bariumlanthanum6298
    @bariumlanthanum6298 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Fellas, it is with great pleasure I inform you, I'm now officially an engineer(ing intern)!!!!

    • @josephbettenhausen7704
      @josephbettenhausen7704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice!

    • @reapton
      @reapton 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well done brother

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      congratz
      will you also use excavators to row boats?

  • @bottlegang3187
    @bottlegang3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3819

    Nobody:
    Spies when they press 6 on their disguise pad:

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4354

    Next song:
    I’m a programmer, so let’s just assume I’m correct.

    • @baltofarlander2618
      @baltofarlander2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Isn't programming also considered engineering?

    • @PythonPlusPlus
      @PythonPlusPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@baltofarlander2618 You’re right. But my joke is still funny... to 18 people at least

    • @Weelde44033
      @Weelde44033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PythonPlusPlus wow ok I don't matter then. No thats fine, thats fine. I didn't think your joke was funny anyway

    • @baltofarlander2618
      @baltofarlander2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PythonPlusPlus I get the joke, I just wasn't sure about programming.

    • @chaosbreaker657
      @chaosbreaker657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Trust me, I'm a programmer,
      I think right here, this code is fine,
      Trust me, I'm a programmer,
      What's this error at line thirty-nine?

  • @BuilderB08
    @BuilderB08 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:12 The Death Korps of Krieg would like to know the location of the schematics for that.

  • @Dededevastating
    @Dededevastating 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My friend started studying construction engineer so I sent him this lol

  • @losoldsdeinternet6273
    @losoldsdeinternet6273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2876

    Nobody:
    That engineer on the team who put his sentry on the most uncomprehensible stupid place and it´s still getting kills anyways:

    • @sunnerssnag
      @sunnerssnag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      oh yeah, once i put my sentry dead in the hallway leading to the intelligence in teufort... good times.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Engineering rule #1:
      The crazier place for sentry, the better place for sentry it is

    • @detergent6477
      @detergent6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ah, TF2

    • @McNooby142
      @McNooby142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      heavy after engineer teaches him:

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      shout out to that red engie who put his sentry underwater in 2fort

  • @gabrielalejandro9605
    @gabrielalejandro9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    When you learn to use redstone: "I'm Engineer"

    • @ladvargleinad7566
      @ladvargleinad7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's quite simple, really.

    • @germanguy187
      @germanguy187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True 😂😂😂

    • @playwithneel6841
      @playwithneel6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It simple very true

    • @stealthcone
      @stealthcone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Play With Neel try bedrock redstone

    • @Janpeders24
      @Janpeders24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stealthcone bedrock redstone is ez

  • @zenphir9051
    @zenphir9051 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is the song that plays when you get 11 PhDs and decide to become a mercenary.

    • @alarmlessRifleman
      @alarmlessRifleman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just imagine how dope it would've been if he sang this song or something similar in the "Meet the" video.

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Just revisited this because of nostalgia, nice to see you are supporting Ukraine. only one sick guy wanted war, I hope this horrible war ends really soon.

    • @linhero797
      @linhero797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Putin is so terrible for attacking a country wgo for the past 7 years has been attacking the Russian people living in Ukraine. Disciminating, bombing and starving them. In complete violation of agreements they had already signed.
      And not just that but has been attempting to peacefully conclude this issue for years but has been denied every option.
      Putin isn't the bad guy in this situation people. Ukraine brought this upon themselves.

    • @pizzahutjr7925
      @pizzahutjr7925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ОлегОледович what

    • @nekomegu4150
      @nekomegu4150 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ОлегОледович ur mum gae

    • @xudowniklox7737
      @xudowniklox7737 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pizzahutjr7925 ага, не понимаешь? но мы кстати полностью вас understand

  • @thecwd8919
    @thecwd8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    That chair at the end...
    I wish I could bask in its glory

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Real Rancho Relaxo

    • @gstrle
      @gstrle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chair going up.

    • @cope2217
      @cope2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bark...who dont allow u

  • @bomtombadill
    @bomtombadill 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4717

    The anthem of Kerbal Space Program.

    • @DoNeeh
      @DoNeeh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      pretty much! XD

    • @naraferalina2308
      @naraferalina2308 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      BigBillBison
      So true. So very damn true.

    • @itsthesola10
      @itsthesola10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      i think i'll put this booster right here

    • @PineCone227_
      @PineCone227_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Space Engineers even more xD

    • @NameBrand__
      @NameBrand__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Space engineers

  • @Evaunit98
    @Evaunit98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “Trust me I’m an engineer” -Soviet Nuclear technical, Chernobyl circa April 26th 1986

  • @zhiruoscaryan1697
    @zhiruoscaryan1697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was 9 years ago, imagine how they have improved now

  • @supermarine2493
    @supermarine2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Nobody:
    Engineering students who graduated in 2020: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

    • @zielonaent7705
      @zielonaent7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wish I were a few years older so that can be me

    • @user-li9qj3vh3j
      @user-li9qj3vh3j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@zielonaent7705 trust me you don't wanna be us .

    • @fr0ggy220
      @fr0ggy220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And 2021 too

    • @VickyKumar-iw1gj
      @VickyKumar-iw1gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haaaaaaaaaaà

    • @VickyKumar-iw1gj
      @VickyKumar-iw1gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Modi ji told mitro tum chai,pakoda, shail karo hum Bharat shail karte hai

  • @Engineeringuncovered
    @Engineeringuncovered 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5792

    I remember I saw this in 2012 when I was 13 and I thought it was hilarious. Now I am a mechanical engineering student and I can thank this song for getting me interested in engineering.
    EDIT 2022: I finally graduated as a Mechanical Engineer. Trust me, I’m an engineer!

  • @st7892
    @st7892 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dislikes are from architects

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yes

    • @loppycraftYT
      @loppycraftYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And maybe repair crews too

  • @TNDGamingBased
    @TNDGamingBased ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:40
    This aged very well, Crimean bridge sends his regards!

  • @Lllllllllls
    @Lllllllllls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6603

    "Im an engineer"
    Russian accent*
    Me: "Seems legit"

  • @himal1584
    @himal1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11536

    All jokes aside...
    This is a musical masterpiece

  • @theoman2.077
    @theoman2.077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:20 😨😨
    This video was uploaded 9 years ago and now Ukraine and Russia are at war and he lives in Ukraine. So it makes sense that he had to leave his country but how can he know that he had to leave the country 9 years ago. Sounds very creepy

  • @jjaffe2665
    @jjaffe2665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Trust me i'm an engineer", he says that when building falls lol

  • @denyhaguilar679
    @denyhaguilar679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    The enemy team: *THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!*
    Me as a Spy:

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Spah around here

    • @timetraveler7
      @timetraveler7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Spahs sappin ma sentry

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@timetraveler7 SENTRY DOWN

    • @AkivaB
      @AkivaB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *kills spy *

    • @lordvader1672
      @lordvader1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AkivaB precedes to do dead ringer and backstab you

  • @Darkry_Obv
    @Darkry_Obv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4984

    Plot Twist: He's actually an engineer

    • @yoha3888
      @yoha3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He is lol

    • @rathomlos1929
      @rathomlos1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      You forget one thing: he is an engineer in Russia

    • @NomuJhinsiFan
      @NomuJhinsiFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No 💩 Sherlock!

    • @moonmatthew
      @moonmatthew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is

    • @katastroff6011
      @katastroff6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Так всмысле? Он и есть инженер

  • @sammattson3971
    @sammattson3971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is amazing ty RCE for introducing me to this

    • @gubbtratt1
      @gubbtratt1 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is the british Igor

  • @theeguy9022
    @theeguy9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this has become the theme song for my Artificer in dnd.............he is a changeling and builds shitty gagets which end up hurting people.........where he then takes on the apperance of someone else and runs away

  • @fendy5124
    @fendy5124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    *I H A V E A N A I R B A G I N T R A C T O R*

    • @nwcleear
      @nwcleear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      itd be useful, especially since his tractor is running at 50mph.

    • @mikailkrivorucko8805
      @mikailkrivorucko8805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i have an palstic and paper airbag in car

    • @MrHarisfahmi
      @MrHarisfahmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have airbag too in my bike

    • @mikailkrivorucko8805
      @mikailkrivorucko8805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrHarisfahmi no you need airbag when you walk

    • @MrHarisfahmi
      @MrHarisfahmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikailkrivorucko8805 when u sleep too

  • @justsomemexicanguywithouta3442
    @justsomemexicanguywithouta3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    I can't decide between putting this in my memes or my music playlist
    Edit: Holy shit it's been six months and i just now realize the amount of likes and comments i got THANK YOU GUYS.
    Also yeah i putted it in both playlists
    Edit 2: so i just readed the comments, how the fuck did this comments section turned into a hole argument about furries and shit?

  • @SariHilden
    @SariHilden 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    After over 10 years, I always come back to this epic piece of work. My favorite part is
    "i built many buildings,
    well some of them have failed
    i had to leave my country..."
    To refactor something and there is just no way knowing what the full effects are... thats the spot

  • @thomasawl
    @thomasawl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    i spent 3 hours tryna fix my laptops w key, it started working after i hit it with a fucking hammer.

    • @Cool_Ilya
      @Cool_Ilya 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think I should trust you

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      percussive maintenance, the key to fixing things

  • @aswissarmyrabbit
    @aswissarmyrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    "Trust me, I'm a scientist."
    Black Mesa Researcher before the Resonance Cascade.

    • @Karma-eo2sv
      @Karma-eo2sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I seem to be wounded, but i can keep going

    • @Karma-eo2sv
      @Karma-eo2sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Do you know, who ate all the donuts?

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Trust me i’m an engineer ”
      Probably German people who work in aperture science that create some funky holes for some green gases

    • @VK-jy3pi
      @VK-jy3pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why do have to wear these ridiculous ties?!

    • @aswissarmyrabbit
      @aswissarmyrabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah, Hello Gordon!

  • @aydenlokey3641
    @aydenlokey3641 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dislikes are from repair crews and architects

  • @bounceysteve
    @bounceysteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    man is still updating the description, mad respect

    • @TheVilkaz
      @TheVilkaz  2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have friends and colleagues in Ukraine. My blood is boiling about the lies, that Russian TV is spreading.
      So many Murderers and war criminals -.-

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheVilkaz yeah

  • @jayeshghagare4686
    @jayeshghagare4686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3616

    This should be anthem for every engineering college in whole universe

    • @lucacapiaghi7482
      @lucacapiaghi7482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Engineer's hymn worldwide!

    • @nvcbl
      @nvcbl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      700tg like :D

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lucacapiaghi7482 Its the first time i ever heard this song, but it sounds so familiar, as if it was always intended to be a worldwide anthem...

    • @lana.tic.
      @lana.tic. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: *regrets being an engineer main in tf2 for forgeting writing tf2*

    • @monstertokusatsu6042
      @monstertokusatsu6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soviet Russia is Engineer

  • @Matt-mv4cs
    @Matt-mv4cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9916

    As an engineer student I approuve this song.

    • @dersaegefisch
      @dersaegefisch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Yes! "I think we put this thing right here" and "What the fuck just happened here?" are pretty accurate quotes from a typical day in the development laboratory.

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same, man. What's your branch?

    • @Matt-mv4cs
      @Matt-mv4cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Alkaloid-Odin Don't know yet, in France the specialisation is not before the third year over the five.
      And you ?

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Alkaloid-Odin Civil, Mech minor!

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dersaegefisch Or every recitation (lab) I've ever attended!

  • @mateuszjarzembinski8689
    @mateuszjarzembinski8689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Who's here after RCE video?

    • @SilverFang95
      @SilverFang95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me!

    • @vitonamous
      @vitonamous 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also me! (i have already seen this before rce did but yeah im here now)

    • @liamtgreat
      @liamtgreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of us

    • @parlon9383
      @parlon9383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

  • @ImNotGam
    @ImNotGam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That chair... at the very end... I NEED IT

  • @saltyscrimp
    @saltyscrimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    These are going to be engineers who graduated from online school.

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Me who is going to make a shed out of van parts: trust me im a engineer.

    • @vx-iidu
      @vx-iidu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@davidty2006 Me who is going to make a van out of shed parts:

    • @surprisemotherschmucker4950
      @surprisemotherschmucker4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's me!

    • @ceoofautism220
      @ceoofautism220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wish me luck lol

    • @gabrielminiano5749
      @gabrielminiano5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Online Lecture doesn't go well with engineer XD

  • @AgentGaming07
    @AgentGaming07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Spy disguised as Engineer :
    *"Trust me, I'm an Engieneer"*

  • @tvhead545
    @tvhead545 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Engineers at Ocean Gate be like

  • @hercules1494
    @hercules1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    RCE thank u to show me this masterpiece

    • @schnow265
      @schnow265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bet this is his ringtone?

    • @hercules1494
      @hercules1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@schnow265 I trust u cause u are an engineer

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    3:08 *On the phone with insurance company*
    "All right, so it says here that you drove into a house."
    "No, the house drove into me!"
    "You just made that up."
    "You don't believe me?"
    "No, where have you ever heard of houses driving into people?"
    "If I had to guess, Russia."
    "Fair enough. Approved."

    • @z0mbyslayer934
      @z0mbyslayer934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂

    • @thedeadsnakebrb8755
      @thedeadsnakebrb8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @22dolls19
      @22dolls19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You didn't know? In Russia, houses drive into you.

    • @thedeadsnakebrb8755
      @thedeadsnakebrb8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@22dolls19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @khenricx
      @khenricx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Yürüyen Ansiklopedi Because it was barely known in 2012 :/

  • @shavedata5436
    @shavedata5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3425

    Holy crap the kid tossing bricks on his head is the real engineer

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That Ain't even Called Engineering, It's Called Skills

    • @shobhasinha8101
      @shobhasinha8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Indians😎
      RESPECT

    • @mentiquebakabila4254
      @mentiquebakabila4254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Also that chair at the end

    • @AdenUnavailable
      @AdenUnavailable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I knew one person that could do that, my old house keeper

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Some people might not even know the Difference between Engineer and Technician

  • @ouh673
    @ouh673 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I really need music from intro so bad💀

  • @tyraelalkire9410
    @tyraelalkire9410 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    engineer gaming

  • @redengineer4380
    @redengineer4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    *Video:* Is released
    *TH-cam algorithm, 8 years after the fact:*
    "Gentlemen... the time has come."

    • @theengineer1733
      @theengineer1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!

    • @Raaaaay
      @Raaaaay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nope

    • @Paedow
      @Paedow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah, this vid already went viral many years ago

    • @redengineer4380
      @redengineer4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Paedow Well it went viral again, apparently.

    • @minionek247
      @minionek247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7 years

  • @HolidayTheLeek
    @HolidayTheLeek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "Trust me i'm an engineer" what I say to kerbals before flying a fail

    • @CrimsonGamer99
      @CrimsonGamer99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Danny logic.

    • @HolidayTheLeek
      @HolidayTheLeek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how did you know what I was thinking....

    • @CrimsonGamer99
      @CrimsonGamer99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holiday Miner Danny liked this video

    • @gerixxx1
      @gerixxx1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The non plus ultra formula for rocket sciene: Does it fly? No? More Engines --- Does it fly good? No? More struts.

    • @i_am_dies
      @i_am_dies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

  • @FalkyRocket2222
    @FalkyRocket2222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i randomly remembered this and had to search it up, still truly amazing and i mustve replayed it like 6 times already

  • @JohnyWest86
    @JohnyWest86 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a student I laughed at this video.
    Now I am HSE engineer and now I'm crying

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    Im an electronic engineer, and this song is dope. And sadly 90% of my class graduated without learning a thing, I am one of them but, you know how it goes
    "Trust me, im an engineer"

    • @RadXader
      @RadXader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Same thing, but computer engineer.
      the problem is I never even looked up the insides of computer and don't really bother to learn it, so while my groupmates know those things and some even tried building computers with their own hands, they don't have anything very new to learn in our specialization.
      I'm on the last year and if I graduate without really learning a thing from my college I.. actually won't even be surprised....
      I always thought to myself that if I need to learn something or do something completely new I can always google it or watch guide videos on the Inet (before Inet it'd just be getting good guide books from library), and I am right after all
      so going to college or institute is to just for the status of studying in there

    • @whitecunt6903
      @whitecunt6903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      With epic skills and epic gear

    • @leandromadeireira8840
      @leandromadeireira8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RadXader same for me, but is programation.

    • @bhargavshiroya6309
      @bhargavshiroya6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@RadXader nop it is not necessary to learn about computer in computer engineering
      Just submit all assignments, pass viva and exams and you will be engineer
      I cant understand WTF is wrong with education system 😡
      We have to write assignments instead of practicing subjects

    • @laughingskull3881
      @laughingskull3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I highly doubt they graduated 😂😂

  • @mayhhhhh
    @mayhhhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    “Trust me I’m an engineer”
    Is what i said before i ruined my friend’s complicated redstone contraption.

    • @nocheinbot5482
      @nocheinbot5482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait a second that is exactly what my friends did to me🤔

    • @vinashak2048
      @vinashak2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nocheinbot5482 alright, we got your culprit😏

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I fix it?

    • @Siegward37
      @Siegward37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can fix it , trust me *I am an engineer*

    • @Agent_Matt_6
      @Agent_Matt_6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I say before laying a time bomb in the redstone

  • @HistoryFactsinaminute
    @HistoryFactsinaminute 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    make a 10 hour version im tired of interrupting my friend just to click the reset button please

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Google ‘TH-cam video loop button’

  • @fxdtech
    @fxdtech 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This song has gotten me through my last decade of engineering

  • @prabhu_0377
    @prabhu_0377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Tony stark to rest of avengers after seeing ultron:

    • @Malifactum
      @Malifactum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @Einer4077
      @Einer4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tony : trust me im an engineer what the f"ck did just happen here...trust me im an engineer oh sh"t i think im outta here!.

  • @bibleboy1147
    @bibleboy1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    Imagine the Nazi's invading and they see a pastor come out of a church with a shotgun.

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      “Please, pastor. Have mercy!”
      “God has mercy, I don’t.”
      (Blasts the Nazi Officer in the face.)

    • @rogueleader7506
      @rogueleader7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's actually a Stinger Machine gun

    • @tosyl_chloride
      @tosyl_chloride 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      God will forgive you, but my job is to take you to God

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@NCRVeteranRanger
      Nazi dead body then gets experimented and he was then turned into a savage beast with regeneration powers and fast speed with revenge in his mind after what that pastor did to him.

    • @RED40HOURS
      @RED40HOURS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 wot

  • @happygoer662
    @happygoer662 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this video just pops up on my fyp every so often after finding it years ago and showing it my cousin and dad, hope it comes back around soon

  • @josephmcdonagh1700
    @josephmcdonagh1700 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The RCE version is just as good

  • @AParisCallahan
    @AParisCallahan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    The people who made internet explorer: “trust me I’m an engineer”

    • @narada6329
      @narada6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doesn’t rlly work; they are called programmers

    • @pixcells
      @pixcells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@narada6329 software engineers :D

    • @user-yj7ks9mb1e
      @user-yj7ks9mb1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it kina works

    • @Damii229
      @Damii229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Trust me,I'm an Programmer!"

    • @AltairBlue
      @AltairBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's an oof moment

  • @Persona_5b
    @Persona_5b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one.

    • @uis246
      @uis246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ninjaneer

    • @uis246
      @uis246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Not the Engineer, but Engi-near

    • @SEA_SLOOG
      @SEA_SLOOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best song ever

    • @pinngg6907
      @pinngg6907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      meneer

    • @Luke-nc5nf
      @Luke-nc5nf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eginneer

  • @sudhanshu1507
    @sudhanshu1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:32
    Me to insurance company: "You wont believe what happened..."

  • @M1551NGN0
    @M1551NGN0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Meanwhile German engineers:

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      From 1933 to 1945 💀

    • @M1551NGN0
      @M1551NGN0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Steve1766exactly😂

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4078

    trust me, im Professional Gopnik

    • @ShadowRaptor42
      @ShadowRaptor42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I think I'll put this bass drop here

    • @odens462
      @odens462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope silly gopnik

    • @NoobGyver
      @NoobGyver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gopink award 2019 lol.

    • @achilles1889
      @achilles1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Professional blyat

    • @krilIetv
      @krilIetv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but i dont trust you

  • @CrimsonGamer99
    @CrimsonGamer99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    Kerbal Space Program be like:
    "Trust me, I'm 100% positive I know what I'm doing, I'm an engineer!"
    *massive explosion in background*
    "95% positive..."

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And imagine space engineers character looking at kerbals just thinking "are they some pseudo artists?"

    • @CrimsonGamer99
      @CrimsonGamer99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Raho Vart Still waiting for someone to make a Kerbal character model for Space Engineers...

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CrimsonGamer99 modder would probably have copyright problems. :/

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Raho Vart I don't think Squad is against fan work, the worst they'd do is not feature it on "Fanwork Friday".

    • @leadontaste7261
      @leadontaste7261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope, KSP devs will rofl from it and pay them for that models

  • @pilotheprotogen45
    @pilotheprotogen45 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I actually think the drums for the undersong is pretty good basically making me fucking LOVE this song, along with how the clapping, choir singing and basically all of it is put together just as well as half of the images used 😅😅

  • @Evamme534
    @Evamme534 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:57 fun fact, you know how a manual car starts to jolt if you let of the clutch too fast, well if it is done with a tractor then the entire tractor will apparently jump in the air.

  • @henrlima87
    @henrlima87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Can you imagine the guy at 03:09 trying to explain that to insurance?
    "So sir... you say you were involved in accident?"
    "Yes. I drive down road normally... house comes out of nowhere BAM"
    "I see. Come down office for drug and alcohol test"
    "No! i tell you truth! House hit me!"
    "Of course. We will appoint psychiatrist to you as well. Free of charge."

    • @KezanzatheGreat
      @KezanzatheGreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      To be fair, weirder stuff has happened. Insurance companies are bound to have some very interesting stories ...

    • @Amarjeet-du1iw
      @Amarjeet-du1iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My 2 cents of drama

    • @Amarjeet-du1iw
      @Amarjeet-du1iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Insurance company :why we trust you any ways?
      Men: because "Trust me I am an engineer"😂

    • @Oryxification
      @Oryxification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He just has to show them the dashcam vid, all Russian cars by law must have dashcam because shit like this is common occurrence.

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@KezanzatheGreat We are Farmers! Ba-ba-baba-dum!

  • @ArmenianDude88
    @ArmenianDude88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3260

    Engineers after graduating from online school

    • @guythatlikesbananas6293
      @guythatlikesbananas6293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/w-d-xo.html

    • @ruanmorais5288
      @ruanmorais5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Trust me I M AN ENGINNER

    • @pyglik2296
      @pyglik2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh hey, that's me!

    • @umutluanimator3873
      @umutluanimator3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am türk

    • @glitchpremium2551
      @glitchpremium2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah im learning electronic engineering online lmao.. I won't be a person of handwork, but physical calculate (if i learn what does that mean)

  • @DualKiKi_72
    @DualKiKi_72 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ah,that russian accent are fvkin' great

  • @bagelgeuse5736
    @bagelgeuse5736 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:39 The library I'm in is about to have a field day.

  • @tomvarga5515
    @tomvarga5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "Can we have engineer"
    "We have engineer at home"
    engineer at home:

    • @CDOT.KEEPCLICKIN
      @CDOT.KEEPCLICKIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mom has some really good taste

    • @tomvarga5515
      @tomvarga5515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Mum

    • @curboi3622
      @curboi3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tomvarga5515 *People from different places say different things

    • @tomvarga5515
      @tomvarga5515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ik

    • @hottudoggu7712
      @hottudoggu7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting pfp

  • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
    @user-wq9mw2xz3j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    "Literally Unsinkable!"
    "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
    - Makers of Titanic

    • @samdar2254
      @samdar2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      well they were talking about the ship. The crew on the other hand sinked it
      REAL HARD

    • @sotp7157
      @sotp7157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Truth the Titanic Could have Withstand that Iceberg Crash, but the Real Reason is, ohh for God Sake just search
      "The Real Reason Why Titanic Sunk"

    • @WAVE0025
      @WAVE0025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shadow Oblivion
      There is no real reason why titanic sunk, how do I know?
      *Trust me, i'm an engineer*

    • @SYMBI05IS
      @SYMBI05IS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WAVE0025 *With Epic Skills and Epic Gear*

  • @parthachetry4225
    @parthachetry4225 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After watching this video I sarted preparing for IIT JEE now it has been 1year...

  • @mekingtiger9095
    @mekingtiger9095 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2012: "Trust me, I'm an engineer"
    2022: "Trust me, I'm a military logistician"

  • @beanieman7138
    @beanieman7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Engineering students who graduated online:

    • @theknight7619
      @theknight7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Comment being stolen. Lmao😂

    • @beanieman7138
      @beanieman7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theknight7619 i think you're right.

    • @freelanserns187
      @freelanserns187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wouldn't graduating online exclusively be absurdly easy to cheat

    • @beanieman7138
      @beanieman7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@freelanserns187
      yep. But my teachers expects us to do the honor code.

    • @greatcanadianmoose3965
      @greatcanadianmoose3965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@beanieman7138 I have one prof that allows us to google stuff on midterms because he can't stop us... We like him.

  • @rickonami
    @rickonami 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    Why i keep coming here ??

    • @J2897Tutorials
      @J2897Tutorials 10 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Because you're an engineer with epic skill and epic gear!

    • @imspons
      @imspons 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Cuz russia

    • @rasmuss25
      @rasmuss25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ***** I think he'll put this thing right here

    • @NoOnesIdea
      @NoOnesIdea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imspons Bro Many parts of this video are not russian. Part of them made intentionally for a fun.

    • @NyahStuff
      @NyahStuff 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      rasmuss25 What the fuck did just happen here?

  • @Goretantath
    @Goretantath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved this song when i found it years ago, glad to find it again today and see the uploader is actually smart.

  • @greenbeets0
    @greenbeets0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    absolute legend updating the description and pfp after 8 years of inactivity

    • @doomerbloomer6160
      @doomerbloomer6160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real. I was looking through my subscriptions and I had no idea what this channel was. Was not disappointed to have discovered this old gem, and was impressed with the update. Vilkaz is a legend.

  • @rhodeyjules0049
    @rhodeyjules0049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4488

    Idk man... Jokes aside. This song was very well constructed.
    No doubt he's an engineer.