The Uxbridge English Dictionary Compilation 1
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- A compilation of new definitions from 'The Uxbridge English Dictionary' from BBC Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. These are from various episodes broadcast in 2009 and between 2012-2014.
Featuring: Jack Dee, Grahame Garden, Tim Brook Taylor, Barry Cryer, Harry Hill, David Mitchell, Jo Brand, Victoria Wood, Jeremy Hardy, Rob Brydon, Sandi Toksvig, Susan Calman - บันเทิง
Something rather nostalgic about listening to this, one of my fave things on radio. It's from time and place that is no longer. Happy to have lived through it.
The latest series is on now.
@@gijgij4541 Thanks, but this line up is great and some combos are just magic, as I'm sure you'll agree. Cheers!
So many of them have passed away now 🥺
Coffee; A person on whom one coughs.
Good to hear Barry graham again much missed
You know Graeme Garden isn't dead, right?
@@charliewakely8585 Nice to hear Tim though
You mean barry cryer?
@@matthewryan4844 Nice to hear Barry Cryer and Tim Brooke-Taylor
@@charliewakely8585 he's not, but he's not appeared on the show for a year or so
"Forecast" was my favourite
"Cuticle," a cute testicle. One hundred courageous Americans might play, but only five clever English Lit majors would so so as a belly-ache funny exercise. Twenty, aware of poor word play, would suffer extreme anxiety arrest. The remaining 75 would spontaneously combust.
Best radio show since the goons
They were so quick and witty.
Countryside. The killing of Piers Morgan.
Stephen Fry's masterpiece!
Faculty. A cockney saying there’s no more PG Tips. Just genius from Mr Garden😂
yeah that got a belly laugh from me too :D
That was _BRILLIANT*_ 👍👍 Highest density of very, very funny jokes/minute this millennium. 😂🤣
I was laughing so hard, for relief I watched Fox News. Similarly made-up sh*t, but they behave as if it's facts! 😱
Great to hear Barry milking the Yorkshire-T. Wonderful to hear Tim and Jeremy too. Outstanding!
Best Wishes, All. ☮
Clematis, not quite what you were looking for 😂
and the winner is "shattering" a circuar skidmark , by Tony Hawks
He's brilliant. I don't know why he's not on more shows or TV.
I'm from Yorkshire and I loved the Yorkshire ones
Thanks
Great idea to string these together like this 😁
Thanks, the idea was to make it sound like it was one round of the game, the longest one ever!
Excellent. It's a shame so many of the words were misspelled.
Hilights, albeit unintentionally, the potential pitfalls of AI with a voice interface - Testing the auto-translate on the hotline between the US and Moscow in the 1970s all went well until someone typed in 'Out of sight, out of mind', translated into Russian and then re-translated back into English it read 'Invisible and insane'.
Was it not invisible lunatic?
Tramp - the traffic calming item in yorkshire
You only really get the joke if you don't see the word on screen, then you get how often these words can sound like something completely different.
CUCUMBER - A bad feeling you get from standing in line
Countryside has to be my favourite. And Psychological
18:50 Asterisk. (Asterix is the Gaul.)
21:35 Tram.
Oo-wee! Helluva lot of spelling mistakes by whoever tossed this off!
Still funny as fuck though! I hardly stopped laughing!
Oh no, are there, which words? I thought I checked them all
@@LuthansaTerminal "bouyant" is "buoyant" "RomaNian"
Hyrdrant
Asterix>>asterisk, Tramp>> Tram
Falicy >> Fallacy
Omg I’m dying
One i made up. poster-to put 'er in the mail
Another one i made up . Distill-to slag off a shop money taking machine.
A third one I made up . Cormorant- cockneys saying goodness look more small insects
Decaffeinated - a cow that just gave birth
😂😂😂😂
Somebody cannot spell "buoyant" or "hydrant"
And who would that be!? 🤔
laceration = a new version, but with a woman
Is it worth it, to make a list of all the words, with an explanation?
I mean, they're all dad jokes, but sometimes really good ones.
Like Faculty ---> No more PG Tips ----> fuck all tea
Definately not worth it..... except for someone who's deaf
@@LuthansaTerminal Or a non-native English speaker? Some of the jokes are very much UK based, like some tan guy only you know about . Or even the above mentioned PG Tips (Britain's no.1 tea brand).
@@eskileriksson4457 yes I suppose that would help, but the need to explain a joke does kind of kill a joke unfortunately.
If anyone wants to do it then feel free
@@LuthansaTerminal Never meant for you to do it! And you're right, with an explanation, jokes aren't funny anymore. The most you get out of it is: Oh, that's clever.
I just threw the question out there. If there's any interest, I'll do it myself.
Those words would look much better without a capital letter at the start of each one. They are not beginning sentences, so they don't need to start with a capital letter. It looks really awful.
You'll be really disappointed by the second video!
Dictaphone...
Propaganda - cockney for having a close look.
Menstrual, not minstral...
…whoosh.
@@TesterAnimal1 Now that sounds like a very heavy period.
Very novel idea, but please cut the recorded laughter.
It's the actual laughter from the programme, recorded in the venues along with their voices. Impossible to cut out
Spoiled by the laugh track otherwise brilliant
I have been in an audience and it's not a laugh track. We laughed..
It's not a laugh track, it's the audience at the recordings
That possibility didn't have a station in my train of thought.🤔
It's a real audience not a laugh track
I've seen this live, twice. It ain't a laughter track.