Cloud Retainer Tells Us Ganyu’s Baby Stories 😂- Sinae Unicornis Chapter: Act 1 | Genshin Impact
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2021
- “Plump she was, back then! Why, when she stumbled while we ascended mountains, she would roll to the bottom like a little ball...”- Cloud Retainer 🤣
Sinae Unicornis Chapter: Act 1- Sea of Clouds, Sea of People
Check out the rest of the story quest here:
• Ganyu Story Quest- Sin...
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Ganyu: Cloud retainer I feel uncomfortable
Cloud retainer: Hehe anyway, Ganyu was a fat baby
this made me snicker
Boiii
It reminds me of this song
Im a buff baby that can dance like a man (woman) i can shake-ah my fanny shake-ah my can! I'm a touch tootin' baby, i can Punch-ah yo buns Punch-ah yo buns I can Punch all yo Buns! If you're an evil witch i will punch you for Fun
Literally a mom
@@letthelivingbefull112 dang you beat me to it. Literally a parent haha
"Im good at talking to people. Ive talked to myself for years." Cloud retainer 2021.
Bruh the adepti need more moments like these
relatable amirite
@@DrSwazz ganyu's mom, this birb here, will be playable said the rumour, her name was Shen-he? Supposedly a claymore ara-ara user?
@@linnen_elm Yes I want a claymore birb please
@@linnen_elm thats great rumor, bit if it would be true, then please make madame ping playable 😆. Seriously though, I think she is powerful, back when we fought the fatui, she gave us the strongest buff that we need to deal high damage to fatui.
Cloud Retainer: "Plump she was back then"
Camera: *zooms at Ganyu's waist*
This cracked me up when playing the quest. It still does now.
Wow 1k likes got a heart and no comments well consider me your first fan
why are there no comments
@@Gatorade. i have no idea
There’s canon lore that during the archon war, a monster tried to swallow ganyu whole but it ended up choking bc the monster underestimated ganyu’s waistline lmao
@@yourlocalflowerbush4002 is this real? I've heard that story in every video about Ganyu
Cloud Retainer is the mom that always tells embarrassing baby stories.
One thing I don't get is, like, what happened to ganyu's actual mom
@@mimisezlol i have no idea ;-; ask morax or sum
@@mimisezlol if I'm correct, Ganyu's mom was an adeptus and her dad was a human
@@coalec Her dad had interesting… tastes-
hi venti
i came here from the "ganyu baby rolling down like a little ball" video, recoment it to everyone who likes ganyu
I came from the animated version of dis :)
How did you know where i come from
Same
Same
Same
When I first talked to the adepti's, I thoight to myself "So, they're just isolated socially awkward animals, huh."
They're tsunderes, male and female alike.
Basically humans
@@bloop8056 yeah, basically
ah, that sounds like me
Well it depends they change when Zhongli does. Madam ping and cloud retainer are now calm and kind but before Zhongli became more calm. They too would have been as violent and bloodthirsty like him
Goddamn Cloud Retainer 😹
Its like a mother opening a photo album and telling your friends "This was lil' Timmy's first bicycle ride" 😹😹😹
Timmie's first bird watching
@@kashu8774 And there was me in the photo killing all of Timmy's bird
@@saturnpeax as Timmie explains how he will do his revenge
@@kashu8774 stop pls haiskdjdhia
Wait, wtf is happening? XD
Ganyu: MOTHER! PLZ STOP! DX
She's a doting mother all right.
BAHAHAHA
Mom retainner
@@iambumbo7534 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJIANWKANSKSJAMAMAMSJANSJAAGGAGAGA
@@boba_tea2516 When did qiqi learn to laugh let alone use a pc
They see me rollin
they choking
Lmao
You wtf 😭😭
Happy meal please
They see my cat walking
Paimon's voice sounds like she's mocking everyone when she talks lmao
I mean, that is her specialty
@@iameartchan and eat! Don’t forget paimon’s never ending cravings for foods 😂
@@primej485 And the ability of Tom Holland, also her greed.
She mocks everyone. That's her specialty to court death every opportunity she gets.
"Aanndd you did the exact opposite" paimon lowkey roasted an adeptus xD
Tbf, Traveler could probably fuck her up, lol.
I loved that lmao
@@shimsokshim2995 Traveller is weak asf
Nope, it’s because you’re bad at the playing the game. You probably haven’t built them. Also in the storyline/lore the Traveller is stronger than the best dps of the game as of now.
@@deathwingthedestroyer3632 Ok? I'm not talking about lore. 'Bad at playing the game' My ass, I'm AR 52 and I've been a Razor main until AR 50, cleared everything 'til then with him, up to the Abyss Floor 11. No, I haven't wasted my resources building him, but people with better luck (and better finances) have built him, and he's simply not good, even compared to most if not all DPS 4 stars (and even some that aren't meant to be DPS characters), let alone 5 stars. Bad base attack, bad passive, bad scaling, boring skills and boring playstyle, whichever element you choose. He's not meant to be a strong character anyways. He's the first character you get at the start of the game.
It's hilarious how Cloud Retainer is a powerful ancient deity and still tells embarrassing childhood stories like your average mom xD
Ganyu supremacy
Noelle is better than that Baboon.
The statement above me is false
Is it though? I believe Venti is best girl 😤😌
@@weird6919 haahaha
@@GokaikillerTobi yo we have our opinions
I will hold onto “Ganyu is the Adepti’s baby” until the day I die.
9/10 should've been a dialogue option to caress Ganyu's horns
edit: oml Ganyu is a thicctional character y'all
Ong
You'll have to pull her first!
*BONK*
@@germandragoon6p108 me did tho
@@leadontaste7261 agreed
Ganyu: Mom! Stop embarrassing me!
Cloud Retainer: *Continues to embarrass Ganyu*
stolen comment
Me: (to Ganyu) "Hey there, Kirby!"
Cloud retainer 2021:🦆👤
Cloud retainer 2024:Mommy?
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
One did not expect to hear stories of Ganyu's chilldhood in the ways spoken by the Adepti. One is entertained at how the conversation was merely a mother speaking of their child's adolescence while said child is subjected to embarrassment.
“One is exceptional at seeking avenues for conversation.”
Lol sure
Cloud retainer is so overwhelmingly mom
I like ur whale
69 likes so I won't ruin it
@@tusharsrivastava370 This is the first time I've seen someone mention 69 likes before actually seeing 69 likes on the original comment
@@DrSwazz 😂😂 and I'm glad u didn't ruin it either😂
I'm crying like chubby baby Ganyu
I flashbacks to all those chubby baby TikTok bids
My guess: Baby Ganyu was so chubby and fat, she looked like Kirby
"One has been one's own companion in idle talk for many a year"
Same
Cloud retainer saying Ganyu liked her horns being petted me
Me: *breaks down door to teapot* WHERES MY COCOGOAT
Qiqi drinking it... 😶
A year later, she was about to pull the same with Shenhe!
And then got upset when she wasn’t able to.
You know, moms don't change
Shenhe : I can feel your Pain Sister.
And now we have a playable cloud retainer and we are going to hear stories about ganyu and shenhe all day long~
She better have like 40 voice lines about them. Each.
Plump she was back then,
Ganyu once choked a creature trying to swallow her on accident with her thicc waist.
Cloud Retainer is Ganyu's mom I swear
No she's not actually, Ganyu is half adeptus and half human and we already know her adeptus heritage comes from the qilin.
@@danieltemoche6189 You don’t say, it was a joke 😐
@@danieltemoche6189 ACKSHUALLY Ganyu is half adeptus half whatever blablabla🤓
@@danieltemoche6189 you should put this much energy into your school work
Playable cloud retainer lets gooooo
YEARS PASSED AND SHE’S FINALLY GONNA BE PLAYABLE IN A MONTH
Wait it's confirmed?
@@gasalpha879 They gave her a splash art that's usually reserved for playable characters, and there was a leak showing her kit a while back.
@@gasalpha879She's confirmed, 5 Star Anemo Catalyst user. She's also plunge support but her leaked kit so far paints her as a very niche role. She doesn't have CC, and her burst is a support that doesn't heal. Her design is god tier tho
This was one of my favourite scenes 😂, what did you guys think of it?
funny
One will finally pester Ganyu even more...
Cloud retainer is like your typical parent that dotes on you so much that every detail of your childhood is told by her to everyone you know ahahaha
Cloud retainer is the best mom in teyvat
She watches over her children when they decide to hangout with people
She tells embarrassing stories of when her children were babies
And actually takes care of her children until they’re adults
Unlike some parents in teyvat *cough* draff stop being an alcoholic and care for your daughter *cough*
komedi lord omg
Can't wait for "about Ganyu I-XXXVII"
"As a baby, Ganyu was so chubby, she looked like a Snorlax when she slept"
This is kinda like meeting your soon-to-be in-laws
anyone here after Cloud Retainer's drip marketing?
If only there was an option. I would totally give offerings for Cloud Retainer's time and have her tell me Ganyu and Shenhe baby stories.
I 100% agree with you
What if the community just spam emails mihoyo for this
@erridkforname lol we getting Cloud Retainer human form. Seems like Mihoyo knows what we'd like.
I heard that Ganyu once choked on a monster while trying to eat her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-nx6uv3jf3v cuz her hips were so nice a wide. (Still is) Ganyu is that character trope that is very self conscious about her diet, trying to lose weight, yet the reality is - no matter what she does - she remains voluptuous.
Ganyu run after cloud retainer tells that story
1:23 Cloud Retainer: "Plump she was, back then!"
Me: "She still is, in all the right places."
LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: **hysterically laughing** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Narrator (EddieVR): *aaaahhhhhhh* ..........she's thiacc!!!
Eddie: 🤣🤣🤣 Narrator, you saying she's thicc??
Narrator: no no no. She's passed thicc, she's thiacc!!
Me: (to Cloud Retainer) "So Ganyu was as round as Kirby when she was a baby?"
Cloud Retainer better tell more stories about Ganyu and Shenhe to their friends yet again!
Cloud retainer: ganyu is baby
Ganyu: CLOUD RETAINER
RUN!! Slap ganyu with cloud retainer
To be continued
Me: "Snorlax used Body Slam!"
Ms. Very-Good-at-Conversations.
i love how she calls herself "one" that just means that if she's gone she will be born anew or in short she will just reincarnate like nothing happened....
Nice prediction 👍
Lantern rite festival 2024 playable cloud retainer
may be in next life she will say two😂
We can see her in human form soon 😂😂
Came back here after the Xianyun teaser came out 😂
Where we finally saw plump little Ganyu.)
Props to cloud retainer for being an absolute grandma
I felt so bad for Ganyu in this quest since she is such a cute and nice person but she felt underappreciated. 😭
Ganyu is best girl!
Pls forgive me simping 😅
Meanwhile she leaves and the place is in fucking chaos
What's your definition for "underappreciated"? Because she's def not lol
She isn't underappreciated in anyway shape or form.. Ganyu probably has the highest number of people simping for her in the game along with Zhongli
@@reddevilsunited_2060 i think it should go without saying that Op meant Ganyu felt underappreciated (more like she felt like she didn't belong) on her story quest, not as a playable unit
@@F0XHunter also thought like that. Shes def not underrated in the fanbase wise
Mom showing baby pictures vibes
3 years later, she’ll be saying a lot more when we pull for her😂
Who’s here after xianyun reveal?
me
Me
Cloud Retainer when we first meet them: "One hates humans and One hates you"
Cloud Retainer now: "One is a mother of two, and merely am okay with your presence"
I want more embarrassing stories about ganyu now that cloud retainer is out of the NPC realm
My head canon: Baby Ganyu was as round as Kirby
Baby Ganyu: "POYO!"
and that... is one of the many reason why i love ganyu >//////
Cloud Retainer = Xianyun 🎉
AND SHES GOING TO BE PLAYABLE NEXT PATCH!
I just screamed at the screen during this moment, cause I didn’t know if I should laugh or feel awkward.
yes
After years we finally getting Cloud Retainer as a playable unit 🎉
She’s like a mother who gets out the photo album and tells embarrassing stories. And never stops..
Cant wait for playable Cloud Retainer to play her with Ganyu and Shenhe :D
Shes finally coming in 4.4
cloud retainer on her deathbed: one dies
We need more cloud retainer moments
Can't believe clips like this are considered "old" now... it feels as if it all happened yesterday 😭😭
AND ALL OF US APPRECIATED THIS!!! THANKS CLOUD RETAINER!!!!
Oh god, Ganyu is super cute just as she is, so I can't imagine how adorable the baby Ganyu would be
I imagine Xianyun has a lot of bio about Ganyu and Shenhe to piss them off both.
Cloud Retainer: tells Ganyu baby stories
Ganyu: How can you do this? This is outrageous! It’s unfair!
Me: (to Ganyu) "Hi there, Snorlax!"
I'm from future. She is going to be playable now
And 3 years later, we got to see Little Ganyu in Xinyuen (Cloud Retainer's Human form) teaser trailer.
Cloud Retainer: GANYU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUN-
Mother emberasing her in front her frends
Paimon mocking at Cloud Retainer for being insensitive but she was the one laugh at the story. Damn it Paimon...
NO THIS IS LITERALLY HOW MY CHINESE PARENTS TALK ABOUT ME TO OTHER PEOPLE
Same, I hate it when my mom talks about me like that to other people.
"I will take my leave" *as she again slips and rolls down*
Ganyu used Rollout!
Paimon is so savage in this scene lmao I love her
We should’ve been able to ask for baby pictures
My guess: When Baby Ganyu slept, she looked like a Snorlax.
"One is so fucking mad."
People say Clouds Retainer a good mom, meanwhile she being an Asian Mom shaming/embarrassing their kid unknowingly.
She did this to Shenhe.
Mom embarassing their children since early bronze age.
I guess because she feel interested with Aether and want him to marry them, this is kinda popular in Asian culture
Finally, we can ask her, as a person
I can't wait to hear oneself again in next month
1:54 saving this for my self
I, now, have a dire need to stroke Ganyu's horn
Now we get her as playable character.
I hope that we got at least 5 different VO about Ganyu and Shenhe..
Cant wait to hear this mommy voice but as a playable character
Cloud Retainer is one of those parents who sees their daughter with a boy and misunderstands them as boyfriend and gurlfriend and try their best to get them married... LOL 🤣🤣
For real
This is a whole mom moment
Ah telling guest the embarrassing story of their children or adopted one really apply to all mother, even the mystical being nor human one
This scene only made me love Ganyu like 10 times more (that and how thicc she was in her lore)
“MoOoOooOom! You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends!”
Oh, so Ganyu likes headpats then, how cute. 💕
Paimon's laugh is just gold.
Cloud retainer in this Part is that one mom who would never stop showing baby pictures of you to guests in your house
I never wanted to clock Paimon any more than during this particular exchange.
I can feel Ganyu's embarrassment, same Ganyu
Agreed, when I heard Cloud Retainer talk about Ganyu's childhood, I was like: "Uh...why do I need to know this about her?"
My little bro might feel the same.
"Mom, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends"
After 3 years we finally getting to play the mommy
Paimon laughing was so so cute
Who's here after Shen He got announced XD
Paimon: Hahahahahh
A few seconds later
Paimon: AHHHHHH
Ganyu kills paimon