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Guess you could call him a maul cop
🥁🥁📀
*seinfeild theme plays*
I l o v e y o u
PAUL BLART MAUL COP 3
Clout Sauce Badum Tsssss
Dabchick:The Soviets commuted a few atrociti-
Barnaby: *InTEnsE StrUmIng*
Well I mean pretty much every country has commuted atrocities at some point, especially during colonization.
@@fang609 The USSR didn't colonize tho and was much more recent, lol.
@@LordVader1094 socialist as I might be, it would be remiss to ignore their imperialist undertakings
TH-cam: Toy channel
K I D C H A N N E L
TH-cam: **demonotizes channels that aren't for kids**
Also youtube: **forgets that they made youtube kids...**
They made TH-cam kids for kids and normal TH-cam well for watching TH-cam lol
It really is like they’ve completely forgotten about YT Kids. Some of the stuff on there is worse than the stuff here!
@@khodibritton8368 yea
They forgot it, and nobody uses it XD
Nah, TH-cam kids is cursed so that’s the only choice
TH-cam: If your content is not for kids we’ll demonetize you
Also TH-cam: If your content is for kids we’ll demonetize you
This is basically "only big company get money" basically
u make no senes
@Shawn Willoughby sense*
If your content has content we'll demonitize you
If your content has no content we'll strike your channel for spam
MORTAL 🐲 KOMBAT
STARST
He’s drunk, he can’t hide it.
Yes he is
He's always drunk. I think the only time I saw him sober is when he almost got drown in a river or something?
He's drunk because of goddamn coppa
He’s drunk in every video i just realized that xD
Drunk ruski birb
Barnaby: say it with me... pup
Coppa:pup
Barnaby:pet
Coppa:pet
Barnaby:try puppetry
Coppa: TOY CHANNEL
lol, yup. that's him in a nutshell
Hi, I'm from Russia, and you know what? You have pretty good Russian Accent and i've understood mostly all words! And you makes very good and kindness videos) Thank you!
I am not from russia but I know a lot of Russian and his Russian is really good
Could you tell them to me? The lyrics?
I may not be russia but i agree with you
@@moor4016 Moscow Nights by composer Vasily Solovyov-Sedoi and poet Mikhail Matusovsky, 1955. It has a page on wiki if you'd like to know more
@@OilyOaf It's a song named Moscow Nights. It has a page on wiki if you'd like to know more
Stillness in the grove, not a rustling sound
Softly shines the moon clear and bright.
Dear, if you could know how I treasure so
The most beautiful Moscow night.
Dear, if you could know how I treasure so
The most beautiful Moscow night.
Lazily the brook, like a silv'ry stream
Ripples gently in the moonlight,
And a song afar fades as in a dream,
In the spell of this summer night. (2X)
Dearest, why so sad, why the downcast eyes,
And your lovely head bent so low?
Oh, It's hard to speak---and yet not to speak
Of the longing my heart does know. (2X)
Promise me, my love, as the dawn appears
And the darkness turns into light,
That you'll cherish, dear, thru the passing years
This most beautiful Moscow night.
This aged REALLY well
I had to stop the video several times to wipe the tears from eyes from laughter. Good muslamic girl you are, Barnaby.
Me a muslamic girl: **Chuckles**
Im in danger :>
Karoline Hinz he’s a boy
Robloxerboiyeet 45
R/whoosh
Depressed Potato r/whoooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@mobiletaskforce8425 thats not a reddit
Dabchick sounds more drunk than usual
well he was shown to have been drinking with pals at the beginning
Your profile pic makes this so much better
😂😂
Wait “than usual”?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*THAN USUAL*
“We got black gloves so he can cover up like a good Muslim girl!”
Wps is better
Oh, hi Word. Thank you for letting me type all my schoolwork on your for, 8 years, and growing.
*Muslamic girl
@@TiyasBMenon-td4ti what tf is muslamic? It's muslimah
@@whatisapanelist it's from the video
The fact that he sounds tipsy just makes it better
This channel is criminally underrated to the level of insulting.
Not as much as jacknjellify (check their channel)
I couldn’t agree enough TheKrensada
Amen! TheKrensada👊
827,000 subscribers is nothing to sneeze at.
Agreed
The toy police department seems to be suffering a distinct lack of trousers.
Well, the toy police dont have the same budget as most other forces. Especially not the fashion police, which dab chick would probably be on their list now, with those beads and hat...
I guess you could say that the department was caught with its pants down 😂
So does Donald Duck, and nobody seems to mind
Give these men some trousers
Oh what are u doing?
Barnaby:*vapes*
Dabchick: u know u aren’t setting a very good example for the kids *coughs* ah *falls* did we miss anything?
1:35 "We got some black garments to cover Barnaby up like a good muslamic girl" 😆😆😆
I died 😂
“BE GONE GAY- Gray man, THIS IS NO LONGER YOUR REALM!”
HE HAS SPOKEN!
WE HAVE CONFISCATE IT TO MAKE YOUTUBS
Also can you get me an orange jui- oh he’s gone
RTRTRTF5🐰
NEW GAME
LOAD GAME
😃💬
*Dabchick tries to sing in Russian *
Me:
**Happy Russian noises**
Lol I can speak a little Russian like blyat
@@cheetahplays2022 I'm british but I translated and I think you know but it means fuck.
Happy russian chick:
*Blin! Blin! Blin!*
О, привет.
Не слышни всаду даще щороши
barnabydixon: exists
officer:
i diagnose you with *toy channel*
It's constable wayne
No, it's TOY CHANNEL
barnaby: This is puppetry, not targeted towards children
TH-cam: hee hOo *toy channel*
Can’t tell if he actual vapes now or if he’s doing that so he doesn’t get marked as kids channel
He does
Toy channel
He said he uses the vape for a fog machine
@@solocao9339 no way! I totally didn't spot that
@@epsilon7462 somebody gonna be wooooshed
“How long’s it been since you’ve been on the channel?”
“65 million years.”
“Okay, smartass, go stand over there.”
😂
x
OOOOOOOOOOOH 🤣 BROOOO WHAT THE HELLLLL
6:34 top ten anime betrayals
Lamo
3:53
Hello Constable Wayne I think-
*TOY CHANNEL?*
No wayne its a synthesizer i just said toy becau-
*ŢŐÝ ÇHÅÑŅÊŁ!*
JESUS!
🤣
Alright boy GO GET 'EM!
*sicks a fucking raptor*
That bit never ceases to be funny
@@kyleguajardo and the poor raptor running away when he opens the door.
HERE'S YOUR FREKING TOY CHANNEL
@@FPSEnjoyer09 lol
I like how all my fav YT people are trying to be as offensive as possible to drill home that Google needs to do more and stop passing the buck. Beautiful. Dunno how it's gon' do, but beautiful, all the same.
GL, Barnaby. I'm off to view a video... a few hundred times. No reason... *whistles...*
Oh, uh, hi! :Д
They are being as offensive as possible so they don't get into trouble with the law and prove their content isn't for kids, so it keeps being monotized and shared and recommended. I don't think they care so much about drilling anything home as to their own business. I've chatted with several and they are all desperately trying to keep their channels alive.
I already did my part with an auto clicker...
I mean I watch the video several times
❤️sjxjsj you have to do
997 likes, three more to go
"Be GONE GAY- grey man!"
1:20
Gay
*tf2 but over 10 years later*
Hahahahahaha
@@samihalkhatib345 bulletproof battery on koth_slaughter wearing the god of war fighting a scout on the point
This is a channel that everyone watches but no-one ever talks about
Exactly.
It brings me joy witnessing such things. Pray sir, never waver from such a path, for it brings happiness not only to you, but to many others as well
Cover him up like a good “muslamic” girl. I actually choked 😂😂😂
lol
I think it’s both physically and mentally impossible for me to not love you Barnaby, your creativity and humor never ceases to amaze me and brighten my day haha
Different Girl toy channel
The more I binge watch this series, the more I fear for this man’s wrist
Snap crackle pop
"That's why i loveee- NESTLE CRUNCH."
So your telling me....that you can make hand puppets you can control them very properly! You can sing! You can professionally play instruments! Your acting skills is awesome! I'm gonna cry in the corner now
"DON'T JUDGE ME"
Messy room: Exists
Me: How did you break into my ro- oh.
*[INSERT JUDGEMENT HERE]*
Hahaha😂😂😂
rooh
I’m very astonished of how many languages this very talented man knows
Ты кто такой!!!!!!
🎩🎩
🐥🥃🐥🥃🥃🐦🔧👈👴
Cor re dovvv
It's actually a bird...
👮🐥🍺🐥🐦🔧👈👴
4:35 the music is so peaceful and a little Halloween in it too.
Bravo. Bravo. I say good goodshow my friend.
Am I the only one who wants this full cover?
raptor really screaming acab
He actually said rar thank you
How is dabchick considered kids content? It’s like “wholesome” adult content
Yeah
Family friendly
Too wholesome!
HE SAID DONT JUDGE HIM
Because poorly designed and implemented AI decide our fates on TH-cam.
So dabchick speaks English as only a Brit could, but also can sing in Russian and Yiddish. And really damn well. Amazing covers, stunning puppetry, well made videos. It’s unfair
I love how dabchick can go from cute little birdie to south park esc drunkard on the flip of a dime
I have just found this channel through the cat video and I can tell you it is the best discovery I have ever made.
The matilda one?
Well that was a surreal rendition of *Подмосковные вечера* (Suburban Moscow Nights) -- surprisingly accurate too whenever those pesky ш's and щ's and ы's aren't involved!
Thanks for the really neat behind-the-scenes tour, the wonderful singing and the delightfully appropriate mauling. Cheers from Russia! =)
For those of you interested in the meaning of the song, here are the *lyrics* and a quickly kitbashed *translation* for this song stanza:
Не слышны в саду даже шорохи,
Всё здесь замерло до утра;
Если б знали вы, как мне дороги
Подмосковные вечера!
Quiet is the yard, not a sound I hear,
All is still with light out of sight;
Oh, I wish you'd feel how much I hold dear
Such suburban Moscow nights!
O, hai, thar. :B
The fun fact of the day.
Хаха земляк! :)
Привет!Hi! Ты русский или Американец?
Совсем отлично!
It’s nice to see the raptor again
I'm not at all for myself when I'm Russian, and I listen to Russian songs from an Englishman.
Report:heavy casualty’s,including constable Wayne,agent glugsworth,and two of his officers,all Kia except for Wayne,who is missing
Barnaby never ceases to show off his puppetry skills, comedic skills, musical prowess, and keen cinematic eyeball in one hella fresh TH-cam.
I’m from Russia and this cover of “Modmoskownii Vechera” is so beautiful! Thank you!
Were can I listen to it? I have no results on Google or Spotify:(
@@ninobastard4186 it is russion song so you need to wright this on russion language Подмосковские вечера creator: Michail Matusovski
@@ninobastard4186 all wrong. "Подмосковные вечера" - that's right.
@@mirorwarior1689 thank u 💛💛💛
@@Travidebla thank you 👌🥺💛
*"now who dat be at me door"* -dabchick
I did not expect moscow nights to be in this video but im glad it is
“To cover barnaby up like a good muslim girl.”
Bor _ “muslamic
Fuckin killed me lmao
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA A RUSSIAN!!!!!!
Hahahahha
Bor _ shut up Caribbean
Me: yes! He sings in Russian!
Everyone else: what did he say?
And this is why you never mess with a bird and his dinosaur.
Ohhh Gosh! Im so late to the party! Why didn’t I discovered this channel earlier! This is so darn awesome!
4:36 For anyone wondering, the song, I believe, is called Moscow Nights.
What about 5:31
@@Scrat-106 it's the same song.
JOKER
I put it through a translator and sometimes he saying a song sometimes he just spittings nonsense
U know something about the one tha plays at the end of the video?
I’m still laughing at “like a good Islamic girl” I’m crying what the hell.
01:38
Star Tonight - In the Sky i don't get it, what's the problem sis.
@@ualiullah2991 not really, he said good Islamic girl, not so much to be call insult
@@ualiullah2991 theres nothing insulting about it?
Uali Ullah how tf is that racist. Muslim is a religion not a race genius. He said it. I didn't. Chill.
Found this channel on a whim of recommendations. Not mad at all. This is awesome
I was too busy to catch up with your videos, so I am binging a bunch of them now, and I have expected anything BUT an excellent cover of Подмосковные вечера like wow... Dabchick can sing anything
“Like a good Muslamic girl.”
Love your puppets
I do too
Same here
*toys
Googly Eyed ahhh you beat me to it lol
@@KCCastillo_ *gottEm*
"Toy Chanel"
Im 33... This is puppetry and obviously not oriented towards children...
If you think this is oriented towards children... then im going to assume that you are a flat-earther (no offense flat-eathers.... i hope you understand) and completely bonkers....
andnor
And will that stop them? I once saw a drake music video marked made for kids 😂😂😂
*TOY. CHANNEL.*
@@noahniedinger4160 I’ll get the gun...
Ok, I got it 🔫
...
FUCK
This isn’t a toy channel ITS A MASTERPIECE 🤩😄
Toy Channel
*So this is Dabchick having a midlife crisis all in one video? Or isn't that every video?*
I think it's all of them
I think he is having depression due to coppa
Hmm, so Audible, who sponsor literally anyone and everyone, require a 200k view per video for however much they fork out. Interesting.
2:13 Matilda's eyes 😂😁
1:03 - me when an unexpected guest comes over
*Your local police force would like a word with you*
I love how a grown man is playing with his puppets
*TOY CHANNEL*
Well, that is what a puppeteer is..
@@1No_One1 but like, using them as a little kid with his toys
@@marranin007
Still a puppeteer.
@@yellowmello1223 ok
He's not only a pupeter but a musician
i gotta say, you are really awesome! these puppets are so cool! i can tell they took a long time to make
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Wayne: T O Y C H A N N E L
Gabriel Brindle lol
*TOY CHANNEL?*
*TOY CHANNEL*
*Toy channel?*
I hate COPPA!
Dabchick: Sick him boy!
"Nooks and f**nies"
... You're lucky that slang is really obscure.
Is it?
@@NyxSunspot in america at least
@@jonathanredacted3245 Not around here lol and I'm from the midwest lmao
@@NyxSunspot ... Wait what do you think fanny means
@@jonathanredacted3245 Fanny literally means Ass
3:25 he should use that for a big foot puppet
This aged well.
Your “Hello Matilda” video popped up in my recommended and I’m so glad I clicked on it!! This video is hilarious. I subbed and I will go watch your other videos!
Matilda's video sucked me into this blackhole as well 👀
O would you look at that it's 3 already
Would it be weird if I said I wanted a puppet as a pet instead of... An actual pet? No? Good
And I'll stick you down with her if you don't behave!
Holy shit same
“I N S E R T J U D G E M E N T H E R E”
NotAnAlienISwear weak mortal puppet
Man your content is so mesmerising, I sometimes forget to press like before it’s too late and next one playing
You put so much effort on your video and they are amazing. I honestly feel that you deserve more. You’re so talented and entertaining! You deserve more than 90% of the people who post shit content in TH-cam.
"Behind the *hic* beans studio tour..."
"Oh look the gray man is here"
"Folks look! Jack socket! Which means she wouldn't mind hooking up with any of these groovy bachelors-"
"Now who dat be at me door?"
Всегда прикольно слушать как поют иностранцы со своим акцентом песни из твой страны. Лайк короче
Yes
@Кэтрин Болдри прикол не понял, буду думать что это что-то умное.
@@ItsRealyTough он хотел написать "согласен", а т9 всё попытался исправить
я сотворила на своем канале похожего ...Динозавра?😅....Он ужасен, но я попыталась🌚
what?????
This was the first _Dabchick_ video I've watched and it's one of my favourite.
This is brilliant! Never heard someone sing Podmoskovnye Vechera in such a fun manner🌴
Thank you
I've been looking for the name for the song for ages
Toy channel?
This is not a toy Channel
Toy channel
Coppa: Toy Channel
Toy channel
Toy channel?
imagen if this is recommended for kids
@@mamacitavyni8090 omg lol
Who said it wasn't
@@parrot5671 That's gotta suck then, the channel is truly not for kids, they need to see that.
I let my six year old watch SOME of his videos with me. I couldn’t imagine my kiddo watching the ones I don’t let him watch lol
Bro i watched these vids before, I loved this, thank you for coming back in my recommended lets gooo
Raptor protesting for blm
“Be gone gay-er gray man”
Omg, Russian part really cool , most off it “как мне дороги” and “подмосковные вечера» .
(Чел , это реально круто , если бы не всё остальное я бы подумал что ты русский)))
@@use-YanaMalap Ура русский
The song is called "Moscow nights"
the text I live for Chelyabinsk
(There is not even a rustle in the garden,
Here everything was quiet until the morning.
If you only knew how dear you are to me
Moscow evening.
The river moves and does not move,
All of the lunar silver.
The song is heard and not heard
On these quiet evenings.
Why are you looking askance, my dear,
With your head bowed low?
It's hard to say or not to say
Everything is in my heart.
And the dawn is already more noticeable...
So please be kind,
Don't forget these summer days
Moscow evenings!)
+
I’m a kid but i understand this is a puppet channel. I love what you do and the bird is really funny. Keep it up!!!
11 to be exact.
"now who that be at my door"
1:20 be gone ga- gray man
Gay man XD
Dabchick's editor placed: "insert judgement here" lol
Omg I about fell asleep to the singing towards the end that singing is so gOoD!!! Jeez what a talent :'3
I really love the raptor puppet, but all of them are amazing. Keep being awesome please!
“begONe, gay- gray man, this is no longer your reLM-”
Holy shit! Wasn't expecting Dabchik to actually sing in Russian! Finally!
Hey Dabchick big fan of yours and I would love to say I hope you get well soon and I'm looking forward to seeing you in action once more! ❤
I went to subscribe and realize already subscribed .I love this awesomeness 💙
If you want to utilize the non talking animals more, you could start a joke nature show and narrate their shenanigans.
Tho honestly I would love them to all be characters, but only one at a time. That way Dabchick could go full bird while the Raptor drops a sponsor. I love it when he's just an adorable chick while you address the audience. The duality works and I'd love the others to explore it as well.
You mean like zefrank?
Okay I started laughing when heard "mother Russia" and the song after that. My russian heart is crying of laugh
🎩🎩
🐥🐥🐦🔧👈👴👮
Ter
This title aged well.
I’ve lost count on how many times I’ve watched this!