All I Want for Christmas are Better Roulettes - The Mad Mentor #10
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ธ.ค. 2024
- We're back for more mentoring action in Final Fantasy XIV with a last minute Christmas upload that definitely wasn't just delayed from Monday. So what horror await us as we approach the end of our first 100 mentor roulette runs? Let's find out...
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Merry Christmas, idiots!
MC, goober!
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, Cider!
FROM THE DEEPEST PIT OF THE SEVEN HELLS TO THE PINNACLE OF THE HEAVENS, THE WORLD SHALL glib.
Remember us. Remember we once were glib.
Happy holidays!
A glib better suits a hero
I will never forgive them for taking away my Glib :(
Worth noting, as Cider Spider was talking about with Scholar auto-attacks hitting surprisingly hard at lower levels, Summoner has the same base strength and can also get a good bit of extra damage that way.
On a related note, if you are synced to level 46-53 on SCH, you get more autos by spamming Art of War instead of Ruin, and they have the same potency at that level, so it's a DPS gain on 1.
The power of book bonk
And yet RDM, the caster with an *actual melee weapon*, autos for 1-10 damage.
@@Nomicakes It's a giant toothpick!
@@Nomicakes The pen is mightier than the sword.
Was awesome to run into you during roulettes! My friends and I were thrilled to be part of the grind! :D
Thank you for the "glib" this Christmas!
19:25 Smile makes every boss fight better
i fkn love it when you get prae or ultima weapon, you are so creative with the cutscene editing. merry christmas yourself
I haven't run Preatorium since before the changes, boy, they sure increased the amount of glib by an order of magnitude.
Mom! The Chirstmas Baby came and left us a present!
Merry Christmas Cider you goober baby.
Merry Glibmas
26:38 "His rage is gonna consume us? He's only got 30 rage- I don't even think you're that mad..." I laughed for wayyy too long at this xD
Merry Christmas Cider! A new mentor video is the best gift of all. My own mentor grind is nearly coming to an end, sitting at 1,548 currently.
That Speen edit was glorious. You saved us all!
Best gift! a Cider Spider Video
After continuing to get walled on towers, this was a nice Christmas surprise.
Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Cider! Thanks for all the fun this year. Looking forward to see what you make in 2025.
This is some premium glib! Merry Christmas.
You have done well to reach the seat of glibhood. Now, bear your glib to me!
I can't not hear the "Tell me, for whom do you simp" Whenever I hear Gaius start his speech... JoCat really did a number on my perception of the boss and hearing an altered dialog of this always makes me rember.
Merry Christmas, Cider!
Lol that cut in the Ultima fight... you made it even worse.. somehow lol, well done!
Merry Glib, Cider.
Merry Glibmas! and wonderful vid! sorry you got stuck with Prae, even without being a mentor Prae sucks
For christmas I want praetorium and crystal tower to be turned into solo duties
I miss the old Praetorium when I could legit cook dinner during the run lol
Same I would do laundry, like starting the washer, by Nero transfering in Dryer lol
For when I would ran it at nights, I would wash my teeth and face lmao
I always vacuum my rooms while the yapp continues
"Do they need to idiot proof them that much?"
Yes. 1000 times yes. There are some painfully stupid people in this game. They might make a better idiot who somehow still fails, but the red text really is necessary especially early on.
Plus, it's Halatali, pretty sure that's the lowest level duty that text can show up in, so it might be the first time a player's had something that they needed the red text for
i have nightmares of praetorium
I can hear Gaius’s voice in the back of my mind like an infestation of my thoughts… “Tell me, for whom do you fight?” …The long dps queues only to be Praetorium fill me with dread.
honestly I still prefer hitting Praetorium over Castrum Meridianum. At least you can afk during the cutscenes and the bosses are easy anyways. The endless mob waves in Castrum are just so mind blowingly boring
God I love your Gaius speech edits
2:42 Had Gaius down to 0.1% on a couple of occasions before the blade charging attack, and he's basically immortal before then. After that a simple book bonk can finish him off.
Fun fact, Art of War is a gain on 1
Merry Christmas Cider!
Glib, glibby glib glibber glib!
not having a portrait brings you great shame. I cannot leave a like.
oh wait it's Christmas. I'll leave one, but not next time
Best plot twist of 2024.
something to note with Scholar too, until you get Broil, Art of War is plus on 1 with auto attacks, since casting delays your auto and AoW is instant cast and same potency as ruin, might as well AoW.
I like the Preatorium, it means I can go make a cup of tea XD
lol didn't even use new footage for the glib montage. Was still the first party on the second Gilbageddon
Oops all glib!!
Ah yes, Christmas, a time for glib-giving.
Another thing about Caster LB -- in Praetorium, Caster LB1 can hit both Phantom Gaiuses on the same side of the arena. Very nice for speeding up that part of the fight! And if you're ranged, please, for gods' sake, stay close to your healer(s) so they can use their AoEs on the team and not have to single-target you out in BFE.
No one:
Literally no one:
CiderSpider: *G L I B*
Also, I'm on team Frosted Flakes
that Decumana cutscene got me good, man.
I like the cut of this guy's glib.
Happy holidays! And I vote Frosted Flakes. I shall go to the store tomorrow and acquire.
What a perfect gift to my Boxing Day recovery from being social!
Happy holidays Cider ^^
Fun fact about Gaius speech for those who don't know. There is a version of the speech made by a group in Discord. It is as cahotic and hilarious as you can expect one video of such type to be.... And it somehow is SHORTER than Gaius normal speech.
There are speeches by Fidel Castro that are shorter than Gauis's speech.
If it's off brand frosted flakes, then that's the choice. The flakes are usually thicker so they take longer to get soggy.
Otherwise, Lucky Charms sweeps.
Merry Glib!!
I miss "How very glib"
(Started playing well after they removed it)
Thank you for the Christmas present!
House is gonna be so cozy
Frosted Flakes. Merry Christmas!
18:34 to 17:03 Both darn you for making me relive Wuk Lamat horrid lines, and lol at blending them together. Kudos you silly potato.
Not the Dreamwalker Glib Remix 😂
I also ran StB dungeons for levelling all of my jobs from 61-70. The number of times I had to run through sirensong sea, especially when I was just trying to grind a class at the end of the week so I could get a little more out of a book turn in... I would be fine with never having to see another stormblood dungeon again
Ok. The edit made me lol
Great vid, Cider!
Nice let’s go new spider video it’s the best gift of all
GLIB!
Merry Chisma everyone.
Also on the auto attack thingie, iirc Art of War has the same base damage as your ruin at lvl 50, but AoW being insta cast doesn't cancel your autos like casting ruin does.
Been a while since I've done anything at lvl50 tho, so I'm not 100% sure on that.
I will take the bowl of Lucky Charms over Frosted Flakes, every time.
Happy Holidays! Have a very Glib bowl of Frosted Flakes. ;)
glib
Prae "fun" fact 10:19 The Excelsior just hangs out in the top left corner of the screen
This Christmas is glib af!
Best chirstmas present!
Frosted Flakes for me. It all softens up to the same consistency. Lucky Charms are a mix of crunch and not-crunch that I like less.
Lucky Charms, to honor my ancestors lol
Have yourself a glib little Christmas!
So i only started playing a few months ago and now i finally understand the very glib gaius memes 😂
Frosted Flakes are than Lucky Charms. It's not even .
my cup overrunneth with frosted flakes and milk
Merry Christmas, or if you're like me and don't celebrate, happy Wednesday!
Frosted Flakes, for sure
I still like the Stormblood MSQ dungeons, especially Bardam's Mettle and Shisui of the Violet Tides. Just really visually cool and I love the Heiga--I mean Bardam Dance.
Lucky Charms, easily.
merry glibmas
Merr Kwehmas
Happy Hanukkah ya schmos
27:49 I think Ifrit got stunned by one of the tanks. Only real gamers know that's possible :P
Glib
Can someone explain to me what the point of private adventurer plates is? Is it not supposed to be like a business card that no one can see?
Merry GLIBmas
Prove my Glibness to glib!
Remember when we could skip these? Remembered when we used to "Pray for Prae" to get that extra XP? Good times, good times...
The fucking smile bomb! xD
Lucky Charms for Christmas!
Spider privatizing the health care system with salene on xmas...
Frosted Flakes, but only because Crispix wasn't an option.
I like glib flakes more but they're both too sugary for me these days.
Frosted Flakes, by a mile.
/rip Glib
Narnian Casters are just trying to start dps'ing sooner, but a good caster knows to get within healer range.
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Frosted Flakes
Frosted Flakes, though I do enjoy Lucky Charms too.
Just a tip: at lvl 50, using art of war is a dps gain with autoattacks because of no cast time.
This team be baby af.
2:45 doesnt matter how hard you dps he has to do the veni vidi vici then you dont need to hit him he drops dead after
How many times does one need to hear: "Are the Twelve otherwise tweaking?" Before his mind feels as if tempered by Primal influence?
How very glib.