A Completely Accurate Summary of Crysis
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
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Game devs100 years later: bugs don't exist anymore
Williaso:challenge accepted
sure, that's what they'll tell us in 100 years, but by then most new games will just be one huge bug
@@disaster_chief damn bro spitting facts
@@disaster_chief But, at least they'll have a release date for Half Life 3.
we need the bugs for super earth fuel
Bugs are from the EA launcher. Install the standalone game as it was originally intended and the 1.2 patch.
The NK nano-soldiers are also a 1 hit kill if you throw something heavy enough. The stove works well.
So demanding
@@Williaso Redo the whole video you didn’t install crysis the right way
You can also kill them easily with either the incendiary ammo or with headshots
or use the DSG to their head while they are in anything but armor mode
How do you keep having that many bugs and glitches. I played this game less then a year ago and only got one glitch once, What kind of eldritch god did you upset to get that many?
You would think with as many issues he gets on that many different games, it’s on the equipment🤔
I'm cursed no matter what. This was on a new PC
Its Will! He's so powerful he can break OTHER PEOPLES PC's, remember?
@@Williaso Watching you play games i'v not played i often think the games themselves are quite buggy but everytime you do one i play it reminds me that its probably not the game, just the curse.
@@Williaso maybe it's a curse that's what's happening
I occasionally marathon Crysis 1, 2, and 3.
Good games.
WTF YOU CAN DART NANO SOLDIERS?!!??!
C4 sticks to them too.
"I didn't see a mine"
That's kinda the point
Unfortunately you don’t have enough beans in your PC which wasn’t designed to fight God so the game won’t work.
This is my favorite shooter franchise, and im hoping crysis 4 will bring this series back to relevancy
Love these! Great Work Williaso!!!
I can refute you, I've played Crysis. I got the platinum for it on PS3 and PS4 when it got remastered.
When I was playing this game, I also saved a lot. For some reason every save file was about 100 or so megabites, so 10 save files consumed a gigabyte of my hard drive. That was not insignificant back then.
Its saves a screenshot togetger with a save
As someone who played the whole trilogy a few months ago on my Xbox, I hardly remember a thing about this game. Except that all the boss fights sucked ass
It is very deffinatly the worst of the 3
Nothing like a badly designed boss fight to ruin the end of a game or in terms of Crysis - 3 games!!!
That aside - I enjoyed all 3 games immensely.
Warhead boss is a banger and crysis 2 has no boss. Its original and crysis 3 bosses that suck ass.
I've got a crazy idea.
Next video suprise your entire fanbase and your friends by not also playing good, but also making it through the entirety without breaking it.
Impossible
That's not the Williaso way
Love how enemies will tank several shotgun blasts and headshots and ~walk it off~ while our boy gets one-tapped every 2.5 cuts
Bro is literally missing and sitting in a direct line of fire, for 15 seconds in SPEED MODE. Of course you get killed when you dont put any effort to learn the mechanics of the game you are playing.
3:26
"STANDING HERE I REALIZED!!!!!"
Damn, I was *really* not expecting a Lava reference from Williaso
Not sure what you mean
@@WilliasoI assumed the short you were talking about at 2:51 was Lava
@@HANDLEOFPROFILE Ohhh, right. I sorta forgot the name. Yes, that's correct, woops
The alien designs in the series are so damn inconsistent. They really just lost track of what they wanted them to be. First some rad squid aliens to regular ass humanoid aliens with invisibility, space herpes and bugs then finally to a Space worm, mechs, fire breathing robot bugs, hunters, velociraptors, Amazon drones, space ships, 5G towers, humanoid plus with guns and Chris Angel mind freak with 4 arms which was actually the best design of the Ceph and a pretty fun boss fight.
Is it a prothean situation where different species operate under the same name?
I’ve only beat the first one so idk but it could be an answer.
finally, ive been waiting for you to post i just love your content man keep it up
Me too
Bro got kidnapped by a Breath of the Wild Guardian
That bit inside the alien ship and any time the enemy super soldiers showed up were really rough times. Definitely enjoyed crysis 2 more and not only because it was the first one I played, crysis 3 isn't bad either it's absolutely beautiful but for some reason it didn't click with me as much as 2
Honestly very excellent looking game. And also may have been responsible for Nvidia making RTX cards. So this game is like some stepping stone in some way for PC gaming technology.
Maybe nobody’s computer can run crysis because our computers were trying to protect us from whatever the hell this mess was
Oh Lord, use the rpg to kill the tank its right there in the building!
It’s good to know I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know how to do the solo tank.
Setting the suit settings to classic makes life so much easier
Thanks for being honest about Crysis being only good for the first half. It can be compared to Fear as both were used to benchmark Pcs. The part where they can't be compared is where Fear was actually good! Now that I have greased the wheels a bit, Will can you do me a solid and play Fear? :) Thanks XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Will, at this point, you are playing like Aaron Hanson. You. Cannot. Deny. This.
HAY I have played Crysis... however it has been so long ago that I can not refute you.
So glad you took my suggestion to make this video, thank you
*Mis padres: Porque estas vestido tan elegante?*
*Yo: Nuevo Williaso*
I LOVE that man complains about difficulty ramp and plays in speed mode, especially at the quarry segment
Okay, smart guy, try playing with armor on all the time and see how much easier it is.
@@Williaso I have. I've very much beaten the game many times over 8 years of knowing it exists, including at least four times on the hardest difficulty.
Edit: Not with armour all the time, misread, but it's certainly possible if you mess with the physics to avoid high jumping
@@egg2gegg So then you KNOW how much harder it gets all of a sudden.
@@Williaso made a slight edit to the last comment;
Also, yes, I am pretty aware of how the game goes. It's also not usually this buggy, even the unpatched version (I got a hold of an old 2008 disc version), so as another comment said, you must've had some real horrible luck.
@@egg2gegg It's a curse, every game I play is way buggier than it ever should be
I got the Platinum in this game. Glad I’m not the only one who thought it got worse when the aliens showed up.
They’re cool to see and a fun idea but they suck to fight against.
I love crisis I’ve played the first and second game and I absolutely love them. I’m excited to play the 3th game
Crysis when I played it felt weird, specifically the movement, I feel like the character gradually loses movement speed with game progression, and sure I can use the enhanced speed boost but my issue is "why am I moving around normally but later in the game I feel like I have cinder blocks for ankles?"
“We man handle a….” Had me laughing I spit out my food! Lol
I didn't get to fly a VTOL
"I don't know what killed me." EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! 😂
As a poor nerd who had no Money back before 2010. Crysis was the forbidden fruit in my mind because my PC could barely play Halo CE. Then I got a gaming PC and the forbidden fruit I finally tasted turned out to be crap.
Of course will breaks the game five minutes into the video
"Glowing Koreans" got me lmaooo
When you said maccas I was convinced. Didn’t know other countries knew our slang.
To be honest I really only know Maccas and Mozzies
About a minute and a half in and there it is. The point that sold the vid to me.
The next two crysis games are much better 3 being the best can't wait for 4
My Lord you're the best ❤. Also make the accurate summary of all the games
Your video’s never fail to make me laugh and I love it 😂
Looks like Williaso cant run Crisis on his Pc........ More holy oils and prayers buddy.
It is you dude, game is amazing and you, well, you are you. On another note: shootings happen everywhere on the world, not only the US
Have you taken a look at US mass shooting statistics compared to every other country?
I never knew Uber made a video game about Uber drivers
I think I remember watching this when it was live
need a CAS of Sims 4
Welcome to my tower of power Master Chief. I have turned this spartan into my graphics card, I am running crisis at the moment, that is why he is dying.
As an Aussie, I certify your Australian accent.
I played it 15 years ago and i didn't have any issues.
And the lighting and foliage seems worse.
EA probably fucked up the remaster.
This isn't the remaster
-Stands in front of 4 guys
-Uses shotgun outside of its effective range
-Doesn’t move, use armor, or stealth mode
"this games kinda hard"
mam you could be an IGN reviewer with this approach.
Are you making stuff up?
@@Williaso yes
Hint rockets are on the roof
YOOOOOOO I JUST FINISHED CRYSIS REMASTERED YESTERDAY THIS IS EPIC
Apparently Crysis 4 is being made for next year.
its probably your FOV
Crisis 3 is the best the only one that I like
7:35 wait WHAT??? the rope bridge is not broken?? ive played and beaten this game 20 times and i never got to see the bridge not broken every time. ive seen it fixed in game trailers but not in an actual game play
I f you stealth they don't destroy the bridge
Yeah, they come and cut down the bridge. It's a really fun feature imo. You can also shoot the ropes on the bridge to take it down so the 3 man KOA reinforcements can't hit you in the back.
1st crysis was just a demo for engine/ A really GOOD one, but just a demo. Warhead was 10000 times more fun
Who's worse? The prophet or Navi?
Got what I wanted; he did Crysis... and I didn't have to pay for it :D
:D
Finished this game this month and nowhere near enough glitches. Also, rocket launchers are on the roof for those tanks. How did you not check the roof?
Jokes on you. I have played every Crysis Game
I don't mean to victim blame but at some point this is your fault
I feel like a new crysis game could be pretty good if done right
Wanting to chew ice isn't good btw
19:40
It sucked power FROM the boat.
I know, i sound like an annoying nerd
I've played this whole game without encouraging a single glitch. Throw your boof pc out the window
What is your computer background? Showed a little glimpse it looks familiar/interesting lol 🤷🏻♂️😅
I've got a bunch of random concept art that it cycles through from various artists. Don't quite know exactly what it was, sorry
2:05 I played Crysis! 😆.
Dude the amount of crashing with yout game it's insane, maybe something with the EA launcher? i played the trilogy for the past 2 weeks or so with Steam, with the 3 Crysis games i have over 50/60 hours played and had not found a single glich or had my game crashing on me
Yeah origin copy of crisis one is infinitely borked, good thing i actually have a physical copy and easily accessible patches and mods not that you need those as its from that time in gaming where games were actually full releases instead of early betas rushed out the door for profit. Hell the only thing that might matter to someone that one of the patches "fixes" is that it adds more AT stuff to that first fight against tanks and i mean the devs clearly had fun with this as they added like 20 loose RPG launchers and an infinite supply box because ppl sucked at the game so much.
It has been decided, your PC cannot run crysis
as an aussie (Australian) 13:53 shiit was funny
Oh, are you guys playing with mouse and keyboard?
Actually I just manifest the controls by concentrating really hard
Make a video on Crysis 3
So demanding
@@Williaso
you should try the sequels
I never could get Crysis to work on my modern gaming PC; as in the game would never boot up. So tell me what you had to sacrifce in order for it to work on yours?
Well if it makes you feel better, I couldn't get the remaster to work. The main menu would load but it would crash upon starting a new game
@@Williaso Damn, that's rough. I was trying to run the original game on my PC, but no witchcraft was ever gonna get it to work.
@@3rdStreetAVolitionite GoG version or the original DVD.
@@saricubra2867 Sounds like what I should have done.
good vid
I've never had so many bugs through any of my playthroughs. Some stuff like getting lost did happen to me though, and it is kinda annoying at times. Also you really have to search for stuff like missile launchers to take out stuff like helicopters. The only major bugs I had was the missile launcher not showing the hands that hold it and also stuff with the Ascension level lol
Also the driving kinda sucks in this one
Quack
But can it play Crysis….nope.
I played this on a PS4 with less bugs.
Your right!! I didnt play crysis...... I played crysis 3
if you have a razer keyboard then you might be having issues with the programing on the key board
just close cortex and synapse completely and unplug your keyboard then plug it back in and THEN turn synapse back on and it should fix your input issues
if not then a guess the you are really cursed to break every game.
No razer keyboard, I'm just cursed
Crysis 1 is definitely the weakest out of the trilogy don’t let this one ruin the rest for you
Ah yes, humans can survive full on *rockets and shotgun blasts to the face* but a tank explodes after being breathed on funny? 10/10, would play on easy mode again. Also, darude sandstorm.
I played all three games a week ago, this first game kinda sucks in content and graphics, but two and three are better, the third not so much though. Not saying the first game was ass, cause it was, but it was alright.
I did and I’m 14
why your age matters here...
2:08 wrong i played the shitty console port
I have never seen someone so bad at a game
GoG version is far more stable than this lmao.
yep, still can't run Crysis...😂
Probably best not to run that game on windows xp my guy.😂
Get gud.
jokes on you! I have played Crysis! but, jokes on me bc I can't remember what happens because it was kinda shit
Crysis was never a good game, it was just hyped up as the benchmark for high end PCs for the longest time because of how resource intensive it was back in the day. When I finally built a gaming PC in 2012, I bought crysis and was severely disappointed, although my PC was able to play it, I couldn’t bring myself to play it because the gameplay was crap.
@@sertanfisch3425 see, now I have no idea what game you played, sure it’s a sandbox, so are actually enjoyable games like GTA, Skyrim, Farcry, and Fallout. I did play all three of the games Crysis 1 and 2 to completion and found all three not that memorable, aside from the visuals being nice. It felt more like a benchmark for computers with a game in it, rather than a game that was used for a benchmark. And by the time I got around to playing Crysis one the game felt unoptimized and buggy, and I love Bethesda single player RPGs.
@@sertanfisch3425 can’t tell if troll or honestly ranks Crysis over Skyrim in regards to Lore.
Ugh... honestly this game look ugly to me even back then
And everyone says PC is better 🙄 whatever you say
Console is definitely way less of a hassle, but PC is nice because of scalability. Old games can be played at higher frame rates and resolutions than you'd be able to on a console without a re-release.
But man, is it really not worth it sometimes lol
He is playing EA launcher version that is broken.
@@Williaso Crysis is a true PC Master Race game.