Happiness is a disease. if you can look at the world and be happy about it, you're dangerously misinformed. like bacteria, ideas can spread and can't be seen. there's evidence of where it has been but to find all of it is quite impossible. this has been your daily dose of imminent existential existence being challenged by the bug of happiness. i hope he cries at night over the idea of penguins dying. he's either really broken or so sheltered, a firework would put him in a coma. being that happy is quite a condition. maybe i'm cynical. but so are you. maybe that pussy comment is right.
It's not that that big of a big deal.😉😄 Just know even if they never play it again, the Mommies have this jam ingrained in our brains. You can't listen to it without smiling....while being disgusted. ❤ to Hendawg
Watching NATIVES thought process googling explained all of the issues googling we experience here. Had me dying when Tim said the same thing that I did. "No....No...NOOO!"
HE DID IT! THE BRITISH TRAIN GUY DID IT! he has so much more content and is so so wholesome. Plus...that fisheye lens view is the greatest thing ever (look it up, it's totally wholesome). He's def keeping his jeans high and tight, mommies.
Genuinely upset there was no daddy nalgon update this week. I need to know if people are still disrespecting him. For everyone else, hope you have a good rest of your day
News at 11, tonight we have video of a man high on pcp screaming "BIKES!" over and over while stabbing people who he says are some guy named brents demon army.
@@mjsudela that was a really funny comment. Ok bye thanks for reading. Anyway have a nice day I hope you have a good weekend. Ok bye be careful out there
Saw Krystal last night in Raleigh and she was the SHIT! Standing ovation at the end, can't wait to have that many mommies all in one place. YMH tribe is going strong in NC baby!
These episodes have been amazing non stop laughs this setup is bringing out such good vibes. I think its because Tommy can look at the love of his life rather than the bane of his existence (Nedav) the whole show.
It’s hump day, stay positive everyone because it’s almost the weekend. Hope the weather is good. Have a great day and remember it’s almost the weekend.
Christina: "Im not sure I should share this with the audience cuz I might get shamed off the planet" Also Christina: Didn't know you could dry yourself off after a shower
I think Tom missed a golden opportunity this episode. Christina can research with Vincent Gallo and Tom can research with Adriana Chechik. Big win for both of them
@@andrewking8516 you must be new here, welcome friend... Keep em' high and tight 👖 maybe be a slight bit more observant and you'll see what I mean. No disrespect but c'mon.. don't be that guy!
Tony *is* the type of guy to do PCP instead of HGH. Just need him and Leben or Jonny Walker (I know, wrong weight classes, but who gives a fuck) and we've got a fight.
Christina not realizing her uncomfortable/ depressing Toks make everyone feel like she does, watching the Gag lady. I'm Petitioning for Tom to play the Gag lady, every week that Christina punishes us with those type of Toks.
@@Zawfee well as a long time listener I’ve heard them talk about phrases and words that are often misheard or mispronounced such as prescribed and perscribed so that’s the inside joke. Believe what you want though.
Are these words clips from another YMH clip? Please tell me what to google so I can find it. I've been away from YMH for most the year and just came back. This song is so dope! I can't wait to have my wife listen to it.
The airports with two-letter weather station codes received an X on the end (LA became LAX and Portland's PD became PDX), and every subsequent airport was given three letters. ... The airport is named after the location: Harrisburg International airport is actually located in Middletown, Pennsylvania, and is known as MDT.
The best thing PCP ever did was when James Brown' wife was once arrested for possession of it, she tried to claim immunity on the grounds that her husband was 'The Ambassador Of Funk'!
"Mrs. Brown was arrested April 9 on drug charges in Augusta. She claimed a friend of her husband had set her up. She also faces a charge of possession of PCP in Bedford, N.H.May 21, 1988" Well, that's much less fun.
If anyone of you ever wondered what being a high school teacher is like, trying to teach them how to research, just look at Tom from 30:25 on. The “No no no” had me in tears! That was me yesterday🤣
I can not say this enough but my God these are the best podcasts ever!! I can't get enough of Tom, Christina and Bert. I don't know how I survived before them.
Lmao my name is Vincent and the podcast started with “Vincent if you’re watching this..” and I had walked away for a second and I was like how the hell did they know I walked away LMAO
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Tom witnesses genuine happiness: "Is that a disease?"
Lmfao
...And based on his logic, pussy is what kills the innocence and wonderment in men! 🤔
@@LazarusSlade putting it where it spits will definitely slap the childhood out of you
Kind of hilarious that’s where his brain goes immediately after seeing that clip
Happiness is a disease. if you can look at the world and be happy about it, you're dangerously misinformed. like bacteria, ideas can spread and can't be seen. there's evidence of where it has been but to find all of it is quite impossible.
this has been your daily dose of imminent existential existence being challenged by the bug of happiness. i hope he cries at night over the idea of penguins dying. he's either really broken or so sheltered, a firework would put him in a coma. being that happy is quite a condition. maybe i'm cynical. but so are you. maybe that pussy comment is right.
Opening with my song a year later?! Let's gooo mommies
Hey! It’s Hendawg! ❤️
It's not that that big of a big deal.😉😄
Just know even if they never play it again, the Mommies have this jam ingrained in our brains. You can't listen to it without smiling....while being disgusted.
❤ to Hendawg
it's a fucking stone cold classic.
Still jam that song to the homies every now and than an especially in public its hilarious to see people's reactions
It's not that that big
“I Just gave you a raise, yesterday!”
native is absolutely worth that mommy money
at this point having someone competent research things would not fit the motif.
WUT?
I almost cried when I heard him say that! 🤣🤣🤣
Watching NATIVES thought process googling explained all of the issues googling we experience here. Had me dying when Tim said the same thing that I did. "No....No...NOOO!"
@@zym6687 lmao the translation 🤣
The dynamic is different when they face each other. Tom gets so much more enjoyment making Tina laugh
Nadav reading over the “Nadav Song” and finishing with “oh no, that’s not it” got me😂💀
Was so good haha
lol then he googled “eas”!!!
Idk how this song isn’t on the billboard charts 🤣
"Nadav do bad?"
"I just gave you a raise!"
I broke a sweat watching that whole bit lol "I JUST gave you a raise"
How is it not obvious to everyone that Tina's special should be "The Pazsitzky Effect"
Because it's the Pazsitzky Effect at work... Something that SHOULD be so obvious, but for whatever reason we never put 2 and 2 together haha
💯
@@codysimi2002 also nobody can pronounce Pazsitzky. Maybe they could call it the Christine effect
@@codysimi2002 yasss!!!
Good look finfing it on netflix when you cant spell that mess
I fucking love this podcast so god damned much.
:')
I know right it's just so good and honest 😂😂
I love this podcast so much I almost drownded
@@chucklefizz in waspis
Preach 🙌
Enny dancing to “Nadav is Googling” was wholesome😂
💯 Especially since we'd all already googled the answer, needed that extra entertainment 😂😍
We all need that cool black friend to hype us up 😂
Nadav 🎶 is googling 🎶 🎵
Def getting me through the week 🤣
@@waightforrest1737 🎵 looking for shiiiiiiit! 🎵
"damn bitch! you can't see?!" is about to become one of the most played sound drops on ymh
I’m so happy we got a Nadav is Googling moment, feels like it’s been a minute since he’s been shat on for his piss-poor googling
The single greatest jam in YMH history. It touches my camera through the fence every time. Woooooooo
Only surpassed by Christina’s semi horrified reactions
@@xEvilxPwNeR a HUNDRED percent
And that is much appreciated chomo 👖
@@HendawgMusic 🏆 certified banger!
@@HendawgMusic You responding turns me into a telescope
HE DID IT! THE BRITISH TRAIN GUY DID IT! he has so much more content and is so so wholesome. Plus...that fisheye lens view is the greatest thing ever (look it up, it's totally wholesome). He's def keeping his jeans high and tight, mommies.
I knew he’d make it on here!!! He gets the best dad boners!!!
I JUST watched the vid of his fav train making its last trip and his emotional reaction really hit different lol
I was hoping for this dickmabutt vid
The helmet cam
@@millicentdollhouse5252 has be really never been on YMH before?! I’m amazed tbh
The YMH world is the best thing I've come across. Feel like I'm in a cult, thanks mommies!
100%! Nobody i know irl knows this shit im laughin about :D
@@yannikakapralli ran into 2 mommies here in Chomoha lol
Wish I knew a mommy irl. But the Gs comment section keeps me going 😂
Don't be stingy, Mark.
Now you just gotta get a DUI baaaaabbbbyyyyyyy
Genuinely upset there was no daddy nalgon update this week. I need to know if people are still disrespecting him. For everyone else, hope you have a good rest of your day
But to all you bitch ass people commenting daddy on my shit get the fuck outta here. Everyone else I fuck with you have a great day
Nadav fumbles yet another search.... Tom: "I just gave you a raise!" Classic.
Tom’s inner serial killer would DEFINITELY come to fruition on PCP 😂
News at 11, tonight we have video of a man high on pcp screaming "BIKES!" over and over while stabbing people who he says are some guy named brents demon army.
I bet he would touch all the cameras through the fence
Hahahaha bikes killed me!!
@@mjsudela that was a really funny comment. Ok bye thanks for reading. Anyway have a nice day I hope you have a good weekend. Ok bye be careful out there
@@mjsudela hes already touch my camera through my fence 😉
Enny jamming out at the same time Nadav is in extreme distress and state of anxiety is the exact juxtapositional comedy I came here for
Christinas puns are getting to a point where we literally don't know anywhere shes touring lol
Minnieappletits
id rather say nobody knows WHY shes touring. or rather HOW. are there people that want to see here? why?
@@thisTofu boooooo, love for Tina
@@thisTofu You didn’t follow proto buddy, you’re done
@@thisTofu what kind of sad life do you live man? This is your hobby? Railing against a standup comedian in their TH-cam comments? So embarrassing.
Saw Krystal last night in Raleigh and she was the SHIT!
Standing ovation at the end, can't wait to have that many mommies all in one place.
YMH tribe is going strong in NC baby!
These episodes have been amazing non stop laughs this setup is bringing out such good vibes. I think its because Tommy can look at the love of his life rather than the bane of his existence (Nedav) the whole show.
It’s hump day, stay positive everyone because it’s almost the weekend. Hope the weather is good. Have a great day and remember it’s almost the weekend.
You're not wrong
I second that
Don't forget to drink wawter
And please stop Calling my daddy bro I like women
Hwelllll. How’s the weather?
"I'm ahead of the curb" - Christina P
I actually heard that and was wondering if I was in the wrong for a minute
Christina is dressed like she referees fights in Wal-Mart
Beetlejuice
But wouldn’t you want to see that?
only if they fight on PCP
Or a waitress on pedophile Island
😆
Christina: "Im not sure I should share this with the audience cuz I might get shamed off the planet"
Also Christina: Didn't know you could dry yourself off after a shower
The whole YMH crew and stars are all r-worded. It’s insane they are able to put together the best comedy podcast.
The Booth Boys going full Tok is what makes this podcast.
I think Tom missed a golden opportunity this episode. Christina can research with Vincent Gallo and Tom can research with Adriana Chechik. Big win for both of them
That's exactly what I was thinking and was waiting for his pitch lol
Was thinking the same, this needs more attention. Missed opportunity tim
CAME HERE TO COMMENT THIS!!! 🤣🤣
My thoughts exactly
RIP glove comic. We all miss the hat comic as well.
Shout out to everybody out there doing their thing and stuff like that
Best part of every episode is nadov and enny laughing hysterically in the back
The "...what" drop from the king gets me every time 😂😂
we must protect Francis Bourgeois (train guy) at all costs
Frankly, I have close family members that I would sacrifice in his stead
I got a picture of Francis Bourgeois HANGIN OUT with dookie shoes 👞 and Juicy Smooliet
He is the king
He rules I want them to show a clip from him each ep, dude is pure joy and innocence personified
"Dont be stingy" will always be a banger
I love how Push's right eye closes slightly more then her left when she really enjoys something.. so adorable!
That's a lot of artificial intimacy that you're manifesting
@@andrewking8516 you must be new here, welcome friend... Keep em' high and tight 👖 maybe be a slight bit more observant and you'll see what I mean. No disrespect but c'mon.. don't be that guy!
Goodmorning Julia
I’m gonna pitch this to Joe…
How great is MMA fighting?
How much better would it be on PCP?
😂 Christina is off the chain
but honestly thatd be much better. injuries can always wait till later if that was the case😂imagine ferguson on pcp. terrifying
Tony *is* the type of guy to do PCP instead of HGH. Just need him and Leben or Jonny Walker (I know, wrong weight classes, but who gives a fuck) and we've got a fight.
The "NADAV WILL GOOGLE IT" SONG IS HYSTERICAL THEN WATCHING ENNY BOBBING HIS HEAD BEHIND NADAV LOOKING AT THE SCREEN SO INTENTLY.
"I just gave you a raise. Yesterday." - I lost it
“Benefits of PCP” should be the name of Christine’s special
She deffo needs to do it and do a bit on it
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
@@guccimane8398 big fan of your music
i love that idea but cancel culture will make netflix pull it down 🙄
That's an awful name lol
The mommies jamming to Hendawg at the beginning made me so happy lol props to Hendawg for the awesome mommy music.
Much love back at ya brother 👖
I think we’d all greatly appreciate a mashup of all the times Tom almost spits up his drink
Tom impersonating the toddler 21 year old: “Ah ah, it’s a train, went choo choo!” 🤣
38:10 that has to be one of my favorite YMH drops ever!
Christina: "I've had Ketamine, I'm ahead of the Curb."
*my tribe is ahead of the Curb
She also said that it is "simular" instead of "similar" 08:35
@@kkalski Bro she said that shit last episode and it almost tok'd my brain.
Tiked and toked. This bitch tiked
38:12
Hardest I've ever laughed at YMH
The timing fucking slayed me.
I don't know how anybody can be against the laugh track. They get it
Bro im dying at this part at work rn 😂😂
“I just gave you a raise” 😂😂the best Quote
Christina not realizing her uncomfortable/ depressing Toks make everyone feel like she does, watching the Gag lady. I'm Petitioning for Tom to play the Gag lady, every week that Christina punishes us with those type of Toks.
What's toks? Can you please use proper English
@@aegisraven1284 Have you even watched this podcast?
No matter his googling skills, Nadav seriously makes YMH
@@milkgxng i swear to god they are paying people to compliment that Aldi brand Seth Rogen goon. He laughed ate everything. I dont get it lol
It will be a sad day when Tim fires him.
I think he pronounces it native.
His fake laughing is a bit much
No he doesn’t. He wrecks YMH
"Tom, whats your pronouns this week
*sentence redacted*"
had me CRYING for a solid minute 😂😂😂
The show starting with Hendawg means this ep is a banger 👌
Ayyeee
@@HendawgMusic bro you killed this one for real😂🔥
So much love for @@HendawgMusic in the comments. Love to see it
"Simulur" "Ahead of the curb.". Tina is Tokked today
That's the joke
@@MrColtonPlace eh....I'm not so sure...
That’s the joke It’s true. She always says blessing in the skies instead of blessing in disguise on purpose as well.
@@Dustin24R hmmm I'm still not convinced
@@Zawfee well as a long time listener I’ve heard them talk about phrases and words that are often misheard or mispronounced such as prescribed and perscribed so that’s the inside joke. Believe what you want though.
Smh, Cristine is not allowed anymore weed till she stops saying that she's "OD'ing on pot"
That term used to be found in Medical tomes.....
The treatment for an Marijuana OD?
Sugar, True story
I just cracked up at Tom saying he never thought about going up and down the hill again.
Like doing 1 pushup. Lmao
The National Weather Service is faster at predicting tornadoes, than it takes Paddy O'Jewishman to google the NWS acronym.
Paddy O'Jewishman lmaoooo
Tod please get your dad on the podcast again, dudes an absolute gem.
He’s dead
@@taberc9787 he wasn’t when this was filmed 🤓
I laughed so fucking hard when Tom did the old NWA lady’s drop! “Idk if they f@&s of what?!” 😂
Tina's special should be called "Ahead of the Curb"
“It’s normal size, it’s not that THAT big” 🤣
🤏
The train dude is called Francis, his tik toc is massive. Such a passionate guy! Honestly he's a good dude
I’m angry the didn’t show his other camera angles lmao
Im surprised they didnt use the Dick Mabutt clip of his. That seems made for YMH
😄😄😄
I like trains!!!
He’s amazing. I’m glad they didn’t shit on him too much. He’s an honest wholesome dude
The ymh songs are so good I unironically slip them into any playlist I can
Christina & Vincent Gallo
If
Tom & Adriana Chechik
Christina really embraces the whole "small Soviet town mayor's wife" outfit
“Can you get addicted to pcp , probably not “
-Tom segura
Have a great day everyone and remember, “don’t be stingy”.
I need to return some video tapes
Are these words clips from another YMH clip? Please tell me what to google so I can find it. I've been away from YMH for most the year and just came back. This song is so dope! I can't wait to have my wife listen to it.
'kissing you holding you playing with your titties' shows a very random assortment of searches.
@@Veneer22 it's Don't Be Stingy by Hendawg
@@jurj97 You're a gawd!
I wish they would release a compilation album of the greatest remixes that open the show.
Check out Hendawg's TH-cam channel. Most of the best ones are his.
@@Hjaelteomslag I really appreciate that my guy 🙏
@@HendawgMusic Right back at you, man! The Fedsmoker one is remarkable.
Check out Spotify as well. Amazing way to drop these classics in your friends car :D
@@HendawgMusic just got yourself another follower
Nadav's hearty J laughter will never ever get old.
"Nadav is googling, hurry up and find that shit" this song isn't played enough.
I love that the intro is so fucking endless that Tom just casually checks his phone.
The airports with two-letter weather station codes received an X on the end (LA became LAX and Portland's PD became PDX), and every subsequent airport was given three letters. ... The airport is named after the location: Harrisburg International airport is actually located in Middletown, Pennsylvania, and is known as MDT.
Took you all of what, 3 sec or longer than me?
When he said he meet unkle shine, I jumped for joy. Shine needs to be on the show every week. for real
Me too!!
Greatest intro song yet. Not even kidding! That shit slaps!
Thanks dude 🤘
I love that YMH and H3 take turns posting the same Toks, no sarcasm
Look forward to this day all week! Opening song is everything!!! Fkn jam!
That's my hole
The best thing PCP ever did was when James Brown' wife was once arrested for possession of it, she tried to claim immunity on the grounds that her husband was 'The Ambassador Of Funk'!
I'm looking that up, right now
"Mrs. Brown was arrested April 9 on drug charges in Augusta. She claimed a friend of her husband had set her up. She also faces a charge of possession of PCP in Bedford, N.H.May 21, 1988"
Well, that's much less fun.
Crossing state lines twice on flat tires, reloading and firing a double barrel shotgun while naked wrapped in an Indian blanket. Legendary.
James Brown really was above the law. He was 6'3" after all
@@coachkfan91 yeah on his moms shoulders
I love when Christine's laugh climbs into a high-pitched squeal and starts vibrating into a gurgle-box of phlegm.
Very annoying, just like the stupid high pitched squeal Bart Chrysler does. Otherwise they’re the shit.
Ed Asner's song and watching T and C listen to it brought me to tears laughing.
If anyone of you ever wondered what being a high school teacher is like, trying to teach them how to research, just look at Tom from 30:25 on. The “No no no” had me in tears! That was me yesterday🤣
Knowing what you know now, do you think teachers hitting kids back then worked to keep attention and focus?
New studio lookin' nice. Kinda reminds me of Garth's dungeon... I almost didn't escape. Free 'em Garth.
This joke is silly
Nobody escapes "Dungeon G"
When someone manages to escape:
"Is that supposed to happen?"
I'm ready to get my camera touched through the fence.
By what kind of person though?
@@Hjaelteomslag As Vincent Gallows says, "Natural born female."
Stay Hydrated and drink water 💦 love you mommies
Watch for waspes!
The special needs to be called "HOME, HERE, NOW" ..... Netflix would just think its a nice family friendly title but all the mommies would know ;)
Tim's laugh brings me the purest JOY!
"Those are all different uploads..." Tina's face... lmao.
I’ll have you know that I googled “What does airport code NWS stand for?” And got the answer in 10x faster than Nadav
But do you have fat fingers like Nadav
@@joshuaaldaco8438 very good question, I have little tiny enny like fingers. And not Jewish
Tom should've gave you the raise instead of Nadav
@@xEvilxPwNeR its a J thing if it doesn't involve money they not interested
@@artchurro1 that’s why I left his hand
Last time I came this earlier was after 10-12 Benadryl
Dang Tom is so freaking funny, just in everyday conversation. I love it.
I can not say this enough but my God these are the best podcasts ever!! I can't get enough of Tom, Christina and Bert. I don't know how I survived before them.
I didn’t know Bert had his own Netflix show. Was watching the first episode with Tom, Bert, and Joey last night. It’s actually a pretty good show!
Imagine if Nadav just googled "what's the x in lax"". He would have gotten the answer in 2 seconds.
Frankie Macdonald gives the best weather updates.
This is one of the best first 15 minutes of any episode of YMH since inception
Tom + soundboard = some of my best laughs of the week
Lmao my name is Vincent and the podcast started with “Vincent if you’re watching this..” and I had walked away for a second and I was like how the hell did they know I walked away LMAO
🤣🤣🤣 Love this so much
Are you r-worded?
You have to check out the train guy he is the most wholesome person eve!
Makes my heart happy to see this guy smile!
It was at the moment YMH songs started to infiltrate my regular playlist that I realized I no longer know what's "normal"
“I just gave you a raise”. I fucking died 😂
The opening song to this episode is the only song I ever purchased from iTunes and so every time I get in my car it starts playing on its own😂😂
Now that's following proto. I really appreciate that, and keep featherin it brother
@@HendawgMusic love everything you make! Huge fan, keep the goods coming! You bet I’m coming up in may ❤️
All these episodes and I still get DOWN to the YMH song. 😍
B A N G E R
Gang bruh
@@HendawgMusic DJ Jeans!
It's Hendawg!!! Great way to start the pod. Love yah jeans!
Thanks mommy 😁
This podcast raises my vibration and kills my anxiety
That version of hendawg's dont be stingy is by far my favorite ymh song.
Thanks bro 🙏
“I’m ahead of the curb”
For real though joe Rogan on pcp would be frightening
I said repeated that out loud when I heard it
He'd go full gorilla mode