@BasedGod-ey5ee Bro, Shaq didn't even know who he was. 🤣. If you can't understand that this is Tik Tok humor then something is wrong with you my dude. Making a brisket of what dudes you will bone TF by 2 50 year olds. Ari and Danny is the only things I will watch the rest is dumb as hell.
I just got yt premium and I'd recommend. Not 1 ad. Video after video. Only ad reads. And can listen with phone screen off. I got a trial but I'm buying
I really think I need to reevaluate the direction of my life. What have I done in my past that has led me to this place where I listen to this in its entirety.
Dont worry at least you havent bought any of their rubbish overpriced merch. At least you havent sent them any money. I mean you haven't sent them any money have you? Oh bro.
I came here just for this comment, No shit Bert, the guy's dead and what's worse is nobody corrected him. RIP Mac Miller, a talented guy taken far too soon.
It was a joke made recently on bad friends. That being said i'm more just explaining. I don't hugely care. I care more that mental retardation is distinct from autism. Saying that, it did work better in the other context.@@No_Flo_
“I don’t even know the research on bone broth, I just know that when I drink it I don’t feel hungry anymore”. Bruce Chrysler once again showing he is the peak of human intelligence.
"I don't know the science about" (working out). Should be how he said that. Could just stop after about. Him and Rich Vos teaching science class would be an amazing show.
Tom is visibly just trying to get thru these episodes. Like, everything that Bert says Tom just says “sure” and goes with it because inside he’s just thinking “does it even really matter?”
@themorpheusproject they talk about the bone broth alone for too long on every podcast. ok, you "enjoy it" we get it and don't get me started on liquid death.
TOM ISN'T "SAYING IT" .HE'S DOING IT SO THEY DON'T HAVE A 15 MINUTE CONVERSATION ABOUT ALL THE OTHER NAMES AND WORDS THE IDIOT MISPRONOUNCES ON PURPOSE FOR ATTENTION......FOR THAT TOM WE THANK YOU!!!
17:51 as someone who has listened to this pod from the start... Lately I haven't been able to get through a podcast. I tapped out shortly after this. Thank God KT is coming on.
i have to say.... this episode might be the funniest i have ever seen bert be. i know that all of the gay bracket shit was a joke, but him putting a lot of thought into each pick was legit hysterical! good job, bert-o!
I just learned about piss madness today. Its where older people hallucinate as a result of a UTI. Imagine if it happened to Bart and it actually grounded him.
Oh man, did i hear some wild stories. Im actually cackling at the thought of Burnt becoming more defensive that people are out to change him and just a UTI making him hallucinate.@@GenesysRider23
Tom’s biggest mistake besides forgetting where he came from and hating the social class he used to fit in. Is dragging Bert into his podcast space. We all know Rogan being insanely unfunny is why he cherry picked Bert and Brendan but Tom should have kept his distance from Bert. Tom could have been Gillis or Chapelle, now he’s Kevin James and Rogan is Adam Sandler
Its like most others have said, the whole YMH youtube channel has been sailing it in since December. Congrats on the success but the material has been not so great.
Bro, you guys know how to drive a podcast straight into the ground. This is absolute fkn cringe. I’m not even watching anymore. Im just gonna watch the reaction videos to your podcast from here on out.
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Is this that shit Katt Williams was talking about? 😂
They are gonna be wearing dresses next episode
@BasedGod-ey5ee this is Tik Tok level of humor now. These guys fell so hard 😢.
Definitely bro
@BasedGod-ey5ee Bro, Shaq didn't even know who he was. 🤣. If you can't understand that this is Tik Tok humor then something is wrong with you my dude. Making a brisket of what dudes you will bone TF by 2 50 year olds. Ari and Danny is the only things I will watch the rest is dumb as hell.
@BasedGod-ey5ee You are simping way too hard for these guys.
I have watched at least a commercial every few sentences.
I just got yt premium and I'd recommend. Not 1 ad. Video after video. Only ad reads. And can listen with phone screen off. I got a trial but I'm buying
I really think I need to reevaluate the direction of my life. What have I done in my past that has led me to this place where I listen to this in its entirety.
*what were the other punishment options?*
🤯 _[ when you realize, this is your Black Mirror episode ]_
Dont worry at least you havent bought any of their rubbish overpriced merch. At least you havent sent them any money.
I mean you haven't sent them any money have you?
Oh bro.
BAXTER! BARK TWICE IF YOU’RE IN MILWAUKEE!
I made it 10 minutes and felt ashamed
tapped out on this one pretty early
I’ve seen Beck twice and blew me away both times. I couldn’t imagine seeing him in the 90’s or early 2000’s.
He’s an absolute legend.
Beck? Is that you?
Bert-"Mac Miller would be hard to get"
Maybe the most accurate statement hes ever made. It would be VERY tough...
RIP Malcolm McCormick
I came here just for this comment, No shit Bert, the guy's dead and what's worse is nobody corrected him. RIP Mac Miller, a talented guy taken far too soon.
Even sadder he called him Macklemore
Listening to Bert talk, I’m reminded of the show Love on the Spectrum. There’s a LOT of similarities!
*Hate on the spectrum
It made sense when they said this oh bad friends.. not as funny here
@@rebeccaflores6392 who are you and what the hell are you babbling about?
Yeah - but with Brent it’s not the tism, it’s wet brain.
It was a joke made recently on bad friends. That being said i'm more just explaining. I don't hugely care.
I care more that mental retardation is distinct from autism. Saying that, it did work better in the other context.@@No_Flo_
Bert thinking he is smarter than Channing is super offensive lol
Who? So this is the dumb fans nobody believe exist? Did you say Channing you home 0? 😂 what? Go clean your Nike Kicks.😅
“I don’t even know the research on bone broth, I just know that when I drink it I don’t feel hungry anymore”.
Bruce Chrysler once again showing he is the peak of human intelligence.
"I don't know the science about" (working out). Should be how he said that. Could just stop after about. Him and Rich Vos teaching science class would be an amazing show.
"it's funny the stuff, I don't really know"..... again just stop there. Premise of the show.
I miss kool-aid 2 bears
Oh like when the show was good?
Oh nooo, Johnny’s not satisfied 🥺
@@macchurchwell3517 you legit like the show lately? People just watch anything these days…
Sucked.
But ur still here 🤡
Redbar busting these two for a t shirt scam is absolutely hilarious
Tom is visibly just trying to get thru these episodes. Like, everything that Bert says Tom just says “sure” and goes with it because inside he’s just thinking “does it even really matter?”
@@tactical_philanthropy this is a podcast not live tv, they don’t actually take commercial breaks. Those are edited in after.
The fuck are you talking about 😂 Tom’s always had the dryest sense of humor around
IDLES has one of the best tiny desk performances you will ever see
Sometimes I feel Tom is actively trying to turn Bert gay LOL
Isn't BEARS a term referencing, husky, bearded men, in the GAY lexicon ?
one goes top while the other wears a shirt
Turn? seems more like an out-ing... Bert did the rest by himself...
Shhhh he is, we know. Looking forward to the Bertie rebrand
@@seankelly5427yeah, really didn't take much 😂, he went on a full on gay rent
2 Bears 1 product placement.
But let me tell you about this bone broth...
1? Pretty sure there was about 12 lol
It’s just a commercial now. No more podcast.
there are maybe three minutes of skippable ads. Hate from Australia
@themorpheusproject they talk about the bone broth alone for too long on every podcast. ok, you "enjoy it" we get it and don't get me started on liquid death.
“Blowing loads and I’m gonna hold it in”……”do you struggle with mental health”?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂
The way they say Ben Afflecks name is infuriating.
Agreed
Yes a real nightmeer !
TOM ISN'T "SAYING IT" .HE'S DOING IT SO THEY DON'T HAVE A 15 MINUTE CONVERSATION ABOUT ALL THE OTHER NAMES AND WORDS THE IDIOT MISPRONOUNCES ON PURPOSE FOR ATTENTION......FOR THAT TOM WE THANK YOU!!!
I'm getting a tittoo of this
@@barrydlive4602
The way bert says tattoo irks me
Tom looking like Mom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.
Les Grossman!
Funny, I thought he was honoring Josh potter and going for the wonky eye cockroach...lol
Bro😂
Who tf told Bert he could say “brothers” like that 😭😭
The only funny thing he's done in 50 years.
Who does he need permission from?
17:51 as someone who has listened to this pod from the start... Lately I haven't been able to get through a podcast. I tapped out shortly after this. Thank God KT is coming on.
i have to say.... this episode might be the funniest i have ever seen bert be. i know that all of the gay bracket shit was a joke, but him putting a lot of thought into each pick was legit hysterical! good job, bert-o!
😳
This is the worst podcast ever made in history.
@@MateyBoy.said no one ever 😂
The face Burnt made when he said Ben AHffleck.... 😂
Nothing they ever did was funny , you're just a xerox human in Nikes.
I've never heard anyone talk about Ben afleck but for some reason Bert brings him up constantly
First time i missed an episode in years..mm didnt miss much
Hilarious how shaqs podcast release schedule is more up to date than this one.
My dumbass actually thought they were going over March madness brackets 😂
😂 same!
lol yeah, that would have been cool. Instead I fast forwarded thirty minutes 😂
2 bears 1 grave
CRACK!! 🔥
Get a life. Some hack trying to clown on 2 dudes he’s jealous of. Pathetic.
No mention of it
Losers thinking they going to promote some obscure diss track!!! 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Beck is pretty amazing live.
DiCaprio but he’s doing his role from Gilbert Grape and never breaking character 😂
Never seen kleenex...😂
Wait , you think this scripted Hollywood nerd cringe is funny? You dork.
Tommy looking like a Costco Stanley Tucci
I'd rather go to the fourth floor of hell that's after the Chillis floor, then keep getting advertisements.
Then u should prob never use the internet again, idk if u know this or not but it's all ads lol
The imagery of LA people going nuts for Californication while singing along, not even paying attention to the lyrics, is truly hilarious to me.
Birt letting the brother word fly
Amazing that Bart thinks everyone loves him so much they’ll just do shit he wants for free, any time.
always great to start my morning off with bert ranking guys he’d bang in a march madness bracket 😂
Gunna be super hard to get Mac miller to preform for you guys no matter how much you wanna spend 😭☠️
BONE BROTH? Jesus they really have gone full "Paltrow"
Wait. They haven't made a ball scented candle yet. Or have they?
Its actually not bad 😂
This is the greatest episode they have ever done.
🎶got a rich lawyer dad you ain’t ever had to suffer🎶
So cool to watch this 5K come to fruition. Thanks Tom & Bart!
And with "I'm picking John Stamos over Hitler," I have now heard every sentence possible in English.
😂😂😂
@@yellowsnowangel 🤣
Thanks for the love Bert!
It's unBEARable at this point. Shut it down boys....
BANKED EPISODE
2 bears. 2000 ads.
The way Tom looks at Bernie is hilarious. He loves him but looks seriously concerned for him sometimes
“I am”
“I did”
“I will”
“I was”
Bert is literally a fucking bingo card of blowing himself
2 bears 1 grave
“Wait. Young Hitler?” Was such a Bert question. 😂
You two have lost your minds?!!!! This bit takes commitment and Bert is committed. This a almost believable 😂😂😂
4 mins in, I think I’m going to save this episode for when I’m really bored or falling asleep
I feel it
I had it written down on my desk. #1 Young Jonny and #2 Jackman. You 2 will make a great couple.
Katt Williams was soo right.
Thank you for introducing me to Alex Sucks
Coming to the conclusion that the only thing i liked about this podcast was Nadav's laugh
This is so true 😂 It was what would get me into each episode more
This was the first good episode of 2 bears in a minute!!! MORE like this
Whoever came up with these bracket matchups... fantastic job... You can tell some real thought went into it 👏👏👏
Tom’s been hittin them damn curls
I just learned about piss madness today. Its where older people hallucinate as a result of a UTI. Imagine if it happened to Bart and it actually grounded him.
UTIs make the elderly fuckin bonkers. It’s so wild. Lol
Oh man, did i hear some wild stories. Im actually cackling at the thought of Burnt becoming more defensive that people are out to change him and just a UTI making him hallucinate.@@GenesysRider23
Dude I could NOT hang out with Bert 😂
Bert: You can have a doctor monitor you, higher a trainer...
The Poors: ...
*hire
BERTS impression Of Hugh Jackman sounded like Kermit the frog on crack😂😂😂😂
1 bear, 1 ABSURDLY ENORMOUS PAIR OF GLASSES
And he still squintin
I can already hear Ma$e talking in slow mo “he said he’d pick you over. BRAD PITT KILLAAAAA”
I couldn’t finish this one. Anything funny happen at the end?
No
Bert did a March madness bracket on what celebrity guys he would get fucked by. 😂
Lmao talking about their workouts and drinking straight up bone broth
“Macklemore would be hard to get, Mac Miller..” Yeah I think Mac Miller’s gonna be a bit harder to book, Bert.
Hands down THE best podcast you’ve ever done!!
With TH-cam ads and the ads in the pod it’s fucking impossible to enjoynit
Bert has never made bone broth from scratch in his life
I'm hoping there's some Shaq conversations in this one
That shaq podcast was hilarious with bert 😅
@@ticogomez9882Where can it be watched?
@@ticogomez9882shaq didn’t even kno who he was and Bert was trying but shaq and that other guy had nothing to say
Bert trying to get artists to give a discount on a performance he's making money on is insane
Watching this show is like watching your cool older brothers become sad and domesticated like Will Ferrell in "Old School".
Tom’s biggest mistake besides forgetting where he came from and hating the social class he used to fit in. Is dragging Bert into his podcast space.
We all know Rogan being insanely unfunny is why he cherry picked Bert and Brendan but Tom should have kept his distance from Bert. Tom could have been Gillis or Chapelle, now he’s Kevin James and Rogan is Adam Sandler
Bert has had to condition himself to say “brothers” instead of the word he REALLY loves to use
Brotha?
I love how he says Johnny depp and says he’s from Florida when he’s from Kentucky lmao that’s a def a bert moment
Weak episode, buckets of hate from Massachusetts!
Bert talking about anyone being too much brand over substance is funnier than any standup he’s ever put out 😂
Honestly can’t stand Burt. Took me four and a half minutes to turn this off because he is so fucking obnoxious
9:05 hell yeah wifey got me the Dustin Poirier hot sauce set for Christmas, the KO Ghost Pepper and Maple sauces are two standouts
This podcast is getting worse and worse, you can tell they record multiple episodes back to back.
This entire pod was for Bert to get Goose booked for his bday
REDBAR IS WATCHING!
IM WATCHING REDBAR
Nobody cares. He’s a hack.
Can we get a Waking up with Winston shirt? Bert n Churchill in bed with all the morning set up like it's mothers day
Hearing Bart slurp into the mic really upsets me
It goes right thru my soul
The image I have in my head of Bert being air tight with the Kelce Brothers has me dying.
This is officially rock bottom.
I don’t know if anybody said this yet, but can one of the booth boys explain to Bert how hard it would be to get Mac Miller LMFAO
This pod is dead. Reaching for straws. It was awesome while it lasted.
OH SNAP this is the first time there was a warning on your video !! And YES I watched it for sure !!
Crack Amico sent me
T shirt gate look in to it
Its like most others have said, the whole YMH youtube channel has been sailing it in since December. Congrats on the success but the material has been not so great.
Still haven't watched the katt Williams video ....and proud 👌
#2bears1grave
Enny cracking on the pronunciation video is the Best!
Bro, you guys know how to drive a podcast straight into the ground. This is absolute fkn cringe. I’m not even watching anymore. Im just gonna watch the reaction videos to your podcast from here on out.
love this ep!
Where are the bodies Tom?
It would make sense if Tom is the actual serial killer tho.
Bert acting like he's never heard of his best friend's story about attending Matt Damon's Birthday Party.
holy shit its getting worse.
Its hilarious how Bert is still so salty about tom hanging out with brad pitt 😂