My son was standing in the dining room in the dark while i was in the kitchen cooking dinner; i called over to him asking what he was doing. In a strained voice he said, "minding my own business." Lol he was pooping.
Male prisoner in England still had drugs or something up his ass. His jail time would go from like a year to 12 years if he pooped. He had held on for 45 days so far and was on 24 hour watch for if he pooped.
I had to stop breastfeeding my daughter around 8 months as I needed to take medication. I was so worried that she will have problems adapting. I was mentally psyching up myself to have this battle. She wasn't bothered at all...she was just like...eh 💁🏿♀️ food.
My daughter and my niece did the walk flex. We've been trying to get them to walk knowing they could but they refused to so we left them alone... My niece on her 1st decided to just randomly get up and walk. After crawling towards me, my daughter after her 1st bday got up and walked to the cat.
My eight yo son recently was allowed to use my old n64 to play with, he initially didn't want to as it's stupid since "how do you play with other peeps?". Sjnce he insists he is the all time best at it...and daddy and I must not play because we're not very good at it( not you know, were busy for caring and working for four small humans 24/7...) my husband and I are now waiting for the appropriate time to utterly own his loveable skinny butt. It will be God damn glorious!
@@ramanihusic9013 it uses a english (british) accent the whole time 😂. I'm from the UK so I can tell you for sure that is 100% one of the british accent. The American accent is miles apart from this accent. I think there is American Reddit videos with a robot with a strong american accent so maybe you could have a listen to one of those to see the difference
@@UrbanClimber well... actually even children can have issues 😅 I'm NOT going in details, but anyways it helped me a lot while growing up, because my learning problems made me REALLY insecure about my self and other stuff
@@luciapitti1722 i was a pretty fucked up child probably should have done it too now when i am thinking about it :D was so incredibly insecure, damn i just grew long hair to hide behind it ^^
@@UrbanClimber there is no need to be mad to need a psychologist, they can help you to handle a rough patch with no repercussion. Today on the bus I was hitted by the fact that I actually get nervous (not OCD nervous) when I loose the count of the bites that I gave to my meal or anything that I'm eating and I don't have any clue why, that's how bad, good and dangerous habits are formed, long time ago you needed them to be functional and now they are just there and it's not easy to get rid of them, so, when you are on a rough patch you are more likely develop bad habits that will stick with you for ages, I don't know if I'm making sense
If my son disappeared,we checked behind th recliner in th living room and he'd be there crouching down, pooping his diaper in privacy. His dad thought it was th most hilarious thing in th world and would laugh his ass off, "My sons a MAN, he's gotta shit in private!" And goes into giggling fits, fun times those........he's 17 now, almost all grown up now😭
When my twin brother and I were 4 or 5 we were playing outside and I ran inside to Mom and told her "Mom brother peed in the ditch!" so Mom call my brother inside and asks "Brother did you pee in the ditch?" and he goes "YEAH! AND I POOPED TO!!!!!!!"
It was *not* okay when I went East, then North, rather than North, then East at an intersection. Lights, which were not in my favor, be damned. Had to do a dive-roll to not be hit by a RV (aka a motor home) - it might've been unnecessary, but I'm not street pizza. I had got out of the family van at an intersection in the city, and had to cross the street twice, but wanted to avoid the glaring sunlight. My mom was not okay with this, and honked the horn. She was less controlling after that.
@@ilexdiapason Like, when they start walking you should be getting them a baby toilet. 18 months isn't a bad general age-range, but most children are potty-trained before hitting 2 years. They wouldn't have had to deal with that 10 day fiasco if they had potty-trained him before he really developed his sense of self. He wouldn't have even remembered a time before toilets. I will add as my own personal pet-peeve that you should start having them walk by themselves on outings as much as you can by 2, and ditch the stroller by 2 and a half. I'm sick of seeing 4 year olds strapped in strollers with no independence because their parents are too lazy to keep track of their child without it.
Well see people get bent out of shape when your two-year-old doesn’t poop when the truth of the matter is start worrying when they were school-age. Forcing shit like that just doesn’t work. Lots of people even the most intelligent ones don’t do things at the supposed age. A little early and a little behind is not that bad.
My son was standing in the dining room in the dark while i was in the kitchen cooking dinner; i called over to him asking what he was doing. In a strained voice he said, "minding my own business." Lol he was pooping.
Yup, I was waiting for the secret poop pile too. That was a stubborn little dude. Holding it in for ten days! Woah.
Male prisoner in England still had drugs or something up his ass. His jail time would go from like a year to 12 years if he pooped. He had held on for 45 days so far and was on 24 hour watch for if he pooped.
I had to stop breastfeeding my daughter around 8 months as I needed to take medication. I was so worried that she will have problems adapting. I was mentally psyching up myself to have this battle.
She wasn't bothered at all...she was just like...eh 💁🏿♀️ food.
“i used to control you from the inside of your tummy” LMFAO
I'd be like yea, no wonder I had only one of you
I flexed that I was double jointed
Yes I know it was stupid cuz lots of people are
I assumed the flex was mad pun game not actual flexibility...
I can bend my fingers all the way to the backside of my hand, I use this to traumatize people in the same room as me a lot.
6:50 this kid is going places in life... Respect goes a long way!
My daughter and my niece did the walk flex.
We've been trying to get them to walk knowing they could but they refused to so we left them alone...
My niece on her 1st decided to just randomly get up and walk.
After crawling towards me, my daughter after her 1st bday got up and walked to the cat.
I laughed a lot harder than I have in a while.
I'm at work during break. Getting weird looks.
I've had to pause this so many times and catch my breath.
Lol I told my mom all proud in 3rd grade "i didn't take my jacket off all day"
The greatest of accomplishments
It's nothing but fun and games 'til a kid breaks every bone in someone's arm by doing a fist bump.
Hes strong he needs a nerf
My eight yo son recently was allowed to use my old n64 to play with, he initially didn't want to as it's stupid since "how do you play with other peeps?". Sjnce he insists he is the all time best at it...and daddy and I must not play because we're not very good at it( not you know, were busy for caring and working for four small humans 24/7...)
my husband and I are now waiting for the appropriate time to utterly own his loveable skinny butt. It will be God damn glorious!
Jessie Brader Lmao your kid gonna shit on you
@@noahldejong lol, my son at 3YRS old, was finding Internet cartoons to watch while I could barely turn a computer on
These kids are going places.
First year kindergarten, my son has an "accident". He comes home with other pants on, and declares "Somebody wet my pants!"
6:31 almost died laughing!
*I WANT TO GO POTTY LIKE DADDY*
lmao
14:05
Well, someone gilded you, now you've got enough -money- gold, right?
6:49 why does he say 'lollipop' with an American accent?
because why not?
@@carlosandleon true dat. It's just weird how that's the only word that he says in an American accent 😂
But the robot voice used an American accent the whole time. Do you mean British accent?
@@ramanihusic9013 it uses a english (british) accent the whole time 😂. I'm from the UK so I can tell you for sure that is 100% one of the british accent. The American accent is miles apart from this accent. I think there is American Reddit videos with a robot with a strong american accent so maybe you could have a listen to one of those to see the difference
@@ramanihusic9013 you must be from Europe. The robot voice is british
When I was about 7 I made a drawing for my therapist... I wanted for it to be original... I drew my dog while he was pooing
7 and going to a therapist? Damn what happend
@@UrbanClimber well... actually even children can have issues 😅
I'm NOT going in details, but anyways it helped me a lot while growing up, because my learning problems made me REALLY insecure about my self and other stuff
@@luciapitti1722 i was a pretty fucked up child probably should have done it too now when i am thinking about it :D was so incredibly insecure, damn i just grew long hair to hide behind it ^^
@@UrbanClimber there is no need to be mad to need a psychologist, they can help you to handle a rough patch with no repercussion. Today on the bus I was hitted by the fact that I actually get nervous (not OCD nervous) when I loose the count of the bites that I gave to my meal or anything that I'm eating and I don't have any clue why, that's how bad, good and dangerous habits are formed, long time ago you needed them to be functional and now they are just there and it's not easy to get rid of them, so, when you are on a rough patch you are more likely develop bad habits that will stick with you for ages, I don't know if I'm making sense
If my son disappeared,we checked behind th recliner in th living room and he'd be there crouching down, pooping his diaper in privacy. His dad thought it was th most hilarious thing in th world and would laugh his ass off, "My sons a MAN, he's gotta shit in private!" And goes into giggling fits, fun times those........he's 17 now, almost all grown up now😭
When my twin brother and I were 4 or 5 we were playing outside and I ran inside to Mom and told her
"Mom brother peed in the ditch!"
so Mom call my brother inside and asks
"Brother did you pee in the ditch?" and he goes
"YEAH! AND I POOPED TO!!!!!!!"
It was *not* okay when I went East, then North, rather than North, then East at an intersection. Lights, which were not in my favor, be damned. Had to do a dive-roll to not be hit by a RV (aka a motor home) - it might've been unnecessary, but I'm not street pizza.
I had got out of the family van at an intersection in the city, and had to cross the street twice, but wanted to avoid the glaring sunlight. My mom was not okay with this, and honked the horn.
She was less controlling after that.
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Omg I thought though would be a stash too😂
Sorry but 2 and a half for potty training?
wait im totally clueless when should you
@@ilexdiapason Like, when they start walking you should be getting them a baby toilet. 18 months isn't a bad general age-range, but most children are potty-trained before hitting 2 years. They wouldn't have had to deal with that 10 day fiasco if they had potty-trained him before he really developed his sense of self. He wouldn't have even remembered a time before toilets.
I will add as my own personal pet-peeve that you should start having them walk by themselves on outings as much as you can by 2, and ditch the stroller by 2 and a half. I'm sick of seeing 4 year olds strapped in strollers with no independence because their parents are too lazy to keep track of their child without it.
Well see people get bent out of shape when your two-year-old doesn’t poop when the truth of the matter is start worrying when they were school-age. Forcing shit like that just doesn’t work. Lots of people even the most intelligent ones don’t do things at the supposed age. A little early and a little behind is not that bad.
"Mom, I figured out how to add... numbers, wait, I mean letters.... letters..."
-Me, age 7
NGL I was expecting to hear them say they found a pile of shit somewhere as well
It funny how we as parents worry about our kids like not pooping.
I see nothing wrong with being covered with temporarily tattoos
Not a parent but my 3 year old cousin said she drank more sprite then I did.
2.5 and the kid isn't toilet training? It took 2.75 years? yikes.
My kid is horrified of getting his hair cut with the clippers
How old is he?
My baby
He is a girl...what exactly stop it
The other ones is a guinea pigglet/baby cow
The other is the beak jr....cause his dads nose
These are hilarious
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I'm pretty sure anyone with Autistic kids will experience this almost every day. I should know, I am one.
Reason why i won't have kids
I apparently uhhh bragged to my aunt of my fisrt pubic hair so uhmm😑🙊
I used to brag about how I could pop my belly button inside out.
I was 3rd but my comment was on someone else's comment
I'm not first
You’re first in my heart, for being honest. Bro. 🤜
@@anydaynow careful.. you might break every bone in their arm with that fist bump
SharRawr There it is. Guess what you are. 🥇
Haha
In this video poop stories.
first like, first comment
2nd*
@@nerv2724 By 14 second's 😔
@@nerv2724 By 14 second's 😔
4th I think
5th
I am the 14thhhhh
1st beach
Yes, yes you were
2.40.....2.45 I was thinking poop stash too.
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