The WEIRD Slenderman Fanbase - Diamondbolt

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  • @jakubtomco6121
    @jakubtomco6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3517

    I wasn’t prepared for this

    • @notabot9635
      @notabot9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      same it was something

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ah yes, I have arrived at the pinned comment before it got over 100 likes. I feel accomplished now.

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@notabot9635 In all honesty, who was?!

    • @InfinityBlock192
      @InfinityBlock192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me neither

    • @genn8062
      @genn8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wasn’t prepared for this to get demonized so fast.

  • @ricardoazevedo8498
    @ricardoazevedo8498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3449

    "and there's sexual offenderman"
    do you think god stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Humans are the reason I stay away from earth.

    • @articblitz4544
      @articblitz4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There is no way he isn't

    • @inconickuous547
      @inconickuous547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@RaraZeCat yo same, where u from?

    • @goofyaahratproductions5580
      @goofyaahratproductions5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@inconickuous547 gallifrey

    • @nugget5610
      @nugget5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RaraZeCat same.

  • @Shard_Soldier
    @Shard_Soldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    You can’t forget about Slender Man’s third cousin twice removed, Ascender Man, he just carries a giant ladder everywhere.

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      "They call me the Sexual Offenderman"
      *He says as he Slowly approaches the Daycare

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Ahmed Malaki ill use my frying pan a Drying pan!

    • @paperrn3194
      @paperrn3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@EMan-me8om Hold up

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He doesn’t even use it, he just floats upward

    • @GG10010
      @GG10010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You forgot slender man's step brother..... "Man"

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    When the fandom for a horror character is more scary than the actual character's movie.

    • @chigchum9602
      @chigchum9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      To be fair, the fandom is genuinely scarier than anything else Slenderman related.
      Including the actually scary ones (Marble Hornets).

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chigchum9602 to be fair, any fandom can scary

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does that even happen?

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@jaimeg309 most of the things I love have horribly cringey and horrifically awful fandoms. Like Undertale,Cuphead, and HH.

  • @psychicgh05t
    @psychicgh05t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The fact that neil cicierega made splendor man brings a smile on my face, because you can simply see how many things he creates with such an amount of passion

  • @totallycalixo
    @totallycalixo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Imagine going outside and just screaming “OH NO IT IS SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN!”

  • @imacarcharger7779
    @imacarcharger7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3245

    The fandom is scarier then the games and the movie combined

    • @henryconner3002
      @henryconner3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True

    • @adamska122reviews
      @adamska122reviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I take that as a compliment. Nevermind offenderman killed it for me.

    • @Code_T0PP4T
      @Code_T0PP4T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That might be true for most things

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Almost had a stroke in the fan fiction

    • @GooseHunter4
      @GooseHunter4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Than

  • @kennedytwins575
    @kennedytwins575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    My body has been destroyed by just hearing the name “Sexual Offenderman”

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    I made a Slender OC. His name is Suspender Man. He wears suspenders, that's it.

    • @chadhaley8154
      @chadhaley8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Make that canon right fucking now.

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Best character

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@chadhaley8154 ATTENTION:this is not fanfiction this character IS CANNON.

    • @chadhaley8154
      @chadhaley8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Popculturejk I am also a cannon, and you dont see me making slender OCs.

    • @Holographic_Dreams
      @Holographic_Dreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This needs to be a real character, make a video of suspender man right now

  • @quintariusgooch
    @quintariusgooch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I immediately regretted clicking on this video when you said "slender family"

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Simple: Demogorgon, Sirenhead, and the Death Eaters.

    • @morriStock
      @morriStock ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I regret when he looked up “happy pasta”

  • @SammyWammy69
    @SammyWammy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Offenderman: *S-xually assults some random girl*
    Fangirls: YES KING GO ON 👏✨

    • @alienenthusiast
      @alienenthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      🤣💀

    • @RedEzelt
      @RedEzelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I hate to admit that I was like this... Yikes lmao

    • @idonotpost1456
      @idonotpost1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      and the fact theyre even romantacizing him 😭😭 and along the other creepypastas like...

    • @calloxion2901
      @calloxion2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@idonotpost1456 True... its disgusting..

    • @offcialaa2progamr
      @offcialaa2progamr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @The Caliphate as a person who could be considered a little kid, yeah. I used to like quite a few, but someone will find a way to get slenderman pregnant with jeff the killer

  • @Johnhhujj
    @Johnhhujj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Diamond bolt got the sexual offender man page taken down. He’s out here doing gods work

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I remember the good ol' days when Slenderman was the antagonist of a game and scares you

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Now he's the modern day onceler

    • @tsayin2662
      @tsayin2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And now he’s a father figure to a bunch of whiny children also known as creepy pastas…..W H Y

    • @inoahthatguy3447
      @inoahthatguy3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good times. Good times...

    • @generalgrevious2800
      @generalgrevious2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @jbsnowball
    @jbsnowball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    The person who made Splendorman (Neil Cicierega) also made:
    - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    - Potter Puppet Pals
    - The Mouth Mashup Albums
    - Lemon Demon (his musician name)
    - It’s Gonna Get Weird (a unused song for Gravity Falls)
    And more.
    He’s done a lot of stuff you probably know, but you probably have no idea who he is.

    • @bread64
      @bread64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cool

    • @leanneennis6070
      @leanneennis6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the best thing the internet has created

    • @theadequatebee7422
      @theadequatebee7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And he almost made the gravity falls theme

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I found the source of the mysterious ticking noise
      Its offender man

    • @bukowskifamily7728
      @bukowskifamily7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had no idea, thanks

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Slenderman’s cousin who gives stuff away: lenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin with poor money management: spenderman
    Slenderman’s dead cousin who’s being used as a secret ingredient for KFC: tenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who knows what he’s doing: Intenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin from some cube game: enderman
    Slenderman’s fancy cousin: slightly-built male
    Slenderman: Slenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin on a game show: contenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who ruins people’s careers: slanderman
    Slenderman’s adorable cousin: pandaman
    Slenderman’s cool 80’s cousin: Demogorgan
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s waiting for something: penderman
    Slenderman’s arch nemesis who protects people: defenderman
    Slenderman’s mailman cousin: return to senderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s trapped in a metal box and forced to serve drinks: vendorman
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s hard to see unless he gets close: renderman
    Slenderman’s other nice cousin: frienderman
    Slenderman’s other *horny* cousin: siren head
    How Bernice sees slenderman: tiny weak spider

    • @PotatoCrash
      @PotatoCrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And there grandfather Operator

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Slender man's acrobat cousin: bender man
      Slender man's cousin who loves shoving things into blenders:blender man

    • @baryzilla5875
      @baryzilla5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Slender Man's brother who does his taxes and is a school teacher: binderman

    • @___Tammy___
      @___Tammy___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You need a hobby

    • @Dm24B
      @Dm24B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NoOOOoOOOooooOO!!!!! 😲😦😲

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I didn't even got her email address
    - Offenderman (After killing Rose)

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rose was more into Sonic anyway

    • @kittendumbie7919
      @kittendumbie7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Ain't she 12*

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kittendumbie7919 yeah but he was a kid too at the time

    • @deleted4774
      @deleted4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I watched a full one minute and 30 second ad so I didn’t have to watch this monstrosity

    • @monkeydude124
      @monkeydude124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spy kids 3D: looks away slowly

  • @jackbrown2801
    @jackbrown2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    Don’t forget Slenderman’s gay cousin: Ilikemenderman.

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Don't you mean "Genderman"?

    • @strikerblitz2164
      @strikerblitz2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Don't forget Gravity Falls' Tenderman!

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@strikerblitz2164 tender man is alright. He's just vibin bro.

    • @shadesslitzv2
      @shadesslitzv2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dontmindme8571 Don't you mean Tumblr?

    • @princessnovainacottage3326
      @princessnovainacottage3326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dontmindme8571 Gender is identity, gay is a sexuality benderman would be much more fitting

  • @supernova9833
    @supernova9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    I was neither emotionally or mentally prepared to learn about offender man

  • @cringeymarshmallo7323
    @cringeymarshmallo7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I remember seeing a pic of a Gacha girl being like "I improved Slendy" and just made him "cute" aka "going against his purpose"
    Edit: I found the pic

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can't just say you found it then not leave a link

    • @obnox1ous_3fe420
      @obnox1ous_3fe420 หลายเดือนก่อน

      David, dora and the third one

  • @melibu9939
    @melibu9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I’m so glad I grew out of my embarrassing creepypasta fangirl phase I had in middle school. Dark times.

  • @deshaunmurry1214
    @deshaunmurry1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    God I hate Deviant Art they ruin everything.
    Sexual Offenderman: You thought Deviant Art was bad?

    • @chu_Bo
      @chu_Bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pokeymaster9415 because sadly I'm somehow more disgusting than those things

    • @oaksynia7353
      @oaksynia7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Deviant art has good artists, too bad 75%-85% of them are just terrible but every artist has to start of somewhere

    • @deshaunmurry1214
      @deshaunmurry1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@samuelm6051 Maybe but some of them just make drawings that ruin our childhood.

    • @MadDiplo2002
      @MadDiplo2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I use Deviant Art... and I’m embarrassed to say that because of its rep. Though unlike the people that make it so bad, I just upload my own characters, none of which are sexual. So I can gladly say that I’m a part of the 10% of users that don’t ruin childhoods.

  • @Abcdbott
    @Abcdbott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Hes dressed nice because after this hes going on a date with Jobby

    • @ZeroTwo-ky9ho
      @ZeroTwo-ky9ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How can he date his father??????

    • @gamemasterpzm
      @gamemasterpzm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wasn't it astablished in the lore that he is his son?

    • @ZeroTwo-ky9ho
      @ZeroTwo-ky9ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ananasowy Vlog no you are not

    • @cowboy557
      @cowboy557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want another crossover where they do a movie

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    SplendourMan is the most pure thing to come out of the Slenderman fandom and he needs only the best hugs and sweeties

    • @gialonn7599
      @gialonn7599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jeff the hugger I think? It mostly deals with classic creepypastas the ones that are memes on

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need to know how to spell rayquaza

    • @masked-IrishFaye
      @masked-IrishFaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joenavy6859 well.. spell*

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@masked-IrishFaye My tablet has a broken spelling fixer don't worry I'll edit it

    • @masked-IrishFaye
      @masked-IrishFaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joenavy6859 xd. happens to the best of us lol, and mkay. ✓√ it's fine -.- but aight. XD. autocorrect be tryna ruin our lives .-.

  • @whogavejohnthecamera
    @whogavejohnthecamera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You're one of my favorite youtubers right now man,
    your sense of humor is great.

  • @anza3007
    @anza3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I mean David Near is a pretty talented voice actor, still kinda weird though

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's the cloaker....wait-

    • @soundshock9357
      @soundshock9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The poor lad

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What a waste of his talents

  • @therealsnivy5447
    @therealsnivy5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Onceler Fandom: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @urlocalsam
      @urlocalsam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yameru

    • @sentry_repair_mann
      @sentry_repair_mann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Soundwave fandom superior, all others inferior.

    • @wong2981
      @wong2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Skidoosh

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is Onceler?

    • @wong2981
      @wong2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@likehowdudehelp a character from the Lorax

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    > Slenderman fandom
    > the scariest
    Clearly, Bolt hasn't been subjected to the Jeff the Killer fanbase

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Or the fnaf fanbase

    • @crafty8779
      @crafty8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HE BETTER MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THEM ...ima fan of fnaf tho

    • @babypowder1246
      @babypowder1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@blazarre7251 Can’t forget the corpse fandom.

    • @bertiec3455
      @bertiec3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or the undertale fandom

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He hasnt even looked at the 10 -17 yr old making gacha heat about undertale and deltarune

  • @zachduperron8543
    @zachduperron8543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Me: “Goddamn I hate the undertale fandom, also I hate the sonic fandom.”
    Sexualoffenderman: “You called?”

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Undertales soundtracks do be good tho

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@splash5481 that’s the one good thing about the undertale fandom, remixes and covers

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The games are great, the fandoms are the problem

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GokuBlackRose978 yeah I do enjoy the games, even the ones that have been criticized and for good reason.

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zachduperron8543 dude I was so cringey, years ago when I saw this this I thought it was cannon……

  • @animeguykurosaki1
    @animeguykurosaki1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I still remember in the early 2010s joining a podcast to talk about Slenderman youtube series, Marble Hornets, DarkHarvest, Tribe Twelve, and it was fun, there were some memes, but it was also fun to see everything. Nowadays, I can't believe how far it's come.

  • @darkdoubloontv8906
    @darkdoubloontv8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    I hate how Slender man is a character who started out legitimately unnerving, and became...... THIS

    • @theultraatomicgamer
      @theultraatomicgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That happens a lot tbh,

    • @pokeymaster9415
      @pokeymaster9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Even the more recent ones were ruined look at pennywise

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Personally, I just do my best to ignore the memes and focus on the real content. There IS still legit scary Slenderman content out there if you look hard enough.

    • @soyavocado
      @soyavocado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Siren head, Cartoon Cat and many SCPs have suffered the same fate.

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well,being popular isnt worth it after all

  • @cuppajj
    @cuppajj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Creepypasta fandoms are the epitome of “I’m not like those OTHER eighth graders”

    • @veryamazingandcreativename
      @veryamazingandcreativename 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I am in eighth grade and I see tons of kids my age doing crap like this. I’ve seen literal 14 year old girls SIMPING OVER JEFF THE KILLER. Like what.

    • @solarknight4387
      @solarknight4387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep, fucking hell I’m glad that no one in my freshman year has nothing over that or even heard of creepypastas

    • @someguy1716
      @someguy1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veryamazingandcreativename a wise man name radal said: wotdefok

    • @steampunk-llama
      @steampunk-llama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This, but I unfortunately got into it when I was 11 😔

    • @goofygoober4659
      @goofygoober4659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *1st graders

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Our boi's wearing a tie, time to get serious

  • @chclt_thndr
    @chclt_thndr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how he changes his computer background for every video

  • @boody5169
    @boody5169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:30 Ah so that's where the image was taken

  • @rachsamuel9601
    @rachsamuel9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    scary men: *exist*
    internet: lEt MaKE sCaRY mEN aTtRacTiVE/CutE

  • @Minospw
    @Minospw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Slenderman vs momo epic Battle almost died
    That was the title of every slenderman vid in 2017

    • @leanneennis6070
      @leanneennis6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can’t beat slender man vs Freddy fazbear

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slenderman pissed in my soup 2017 *real*

    • @vslazer6728
      @vslazer6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Don't call Slenderman at 3 AM (He actually came to my house!!!)"

  • @eltrashooter2578
    @eltrashooter2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    “More horrifying side on the internet...”
    Oh no please don’t say it...
    “Slenderman fandom”
    Could be worse.

    • @tiffanysmith7900
      @tiffanysmith7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like mha

    • @bL1nxFort
      @bL1nxFort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Undertale fandom

    • @kylebooface6359
      @kylebooface6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bL1nxFort Sonic Fandom is worse

    • @them.
      @them. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ewan Carner bronies

    • @foreverknight66
      @foreverknight66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ewan Carner rick and morty fandom

  • @paperball2113
    @paperball2113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It took five seconds for me to become extremely uncomfortable with this. This video is scarier than anything

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This caused me to have a nightmare thanks Internet and to Althouse terrible youtubers f you

  • @thatonehedgehog6804
    @thatonehedgehog6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Slenderman fandom:omg sexual offenderman is so cool
    Dk fandom: DK DONKEY KONG PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF WANT TO CLAP AS WE'LL TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP

  • @changenickname1916
    @changenickname1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    just, why is "sexual offender man" a thing
    im scared

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Teenage girls who think that's a cool thing.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      At least it's not meant to be the actual character, and it isn't on the wiki, unlike some other examples...

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I can give you "34" reasons why

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's the archenemy of Sexual Defender Man.

    • @Monosheep13
      @Monosheep13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know anymore, but it cringed me to realized this until now.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    _"dIsApPrOvEs of his murderous behaviour"_
    *Slenderman:* So, I just killed a bunch of students.
    *Splendorman:* Ha ha ha. What a story, Slender.

    • @HemmTBM
      @HemmTBM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Offenderman: It's bullshish i didn't kill that kid. Oh hi Splendy

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sirenhead:your going to hurt splendy he's very sensitive
      Slenderman:keep your stupid comments in your pocket son of a bitch

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    there's also Slender Man's distant cousin, Pepsi Man.

    • @airtoes
      @airtoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol

    • @BreadRaptor129
      @BreadRaptor129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PEPSI MAAAAN!!

    • @charizardx5713
      @charizardx5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SSKJ64 do do do do

    • @boost515advanced9
      @boost515advanced9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i feel like pepsi man and splendor man would chill out together alot

  • @commercialairliner
    @commercialairliner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:30 "IT IS SEXUAL OFFENDY YAHYAH!!!" Imagine reading that without context. Scratch that, even WITH context, thay's foul.

  • @skyxclouds3765
    @skyxclouds3765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The existence of Splendorman confuses me about the whole "slenderman is actually a wholesome guy who just adopts and proctect kids and forms a family!1!" thing that half the fandom created.
    Splendorman should be the one who does that, dont you think? it makes more sense.
    And Slenderman should stay the murderous, child kinnaper monster that hides in the woods, like y'know... the type of character he is SUPPOSED tto be and no whatever the kids with daddy issues created about him???
    I swear, half the fandom dont really care about creating scary stories, they just want characters that fills all their "everyone thinks im a monster! but im actually just a nice wholesome person that is misunderstood by society and everything bad happens to me :((((" fantasies.

  • @Tester-sh1mn
    @Tester-sh1mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Jesus Christ what hasn't Neil Cicirega done? hes practically shaped the internet to what it is today, probably your life after 2005 as-well single handedly.

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I actually had a seizure when he said that Neil did that. I wasn't expecting it and I got whiplash like I was in a car crash.

    • @carlosdavidg7
      @carlosdavidg7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      who's Neil Cicirega?

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@carlosdavidg7 he's a really rad musician. he's Lemon demon. but he also made Harry Potter puppet pals when he was a teenager and does funny skits and sorts online. and a bunch of other really weird stuff. and worked on gravity falls a little bit? he made a song for bill cypher. his sister was a storyboard artist on it. but in correspondence to this video! he made the original splendorman parody video. Neil cicirega is just? overall a Renaissance man. I highly recommend you look into him. he's absolutely spectacular.

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Maikurshi it’s hard to explain his backstory while being concise, but you about summed it up, 4/5

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tester-sh1mn aha thanks!!!

  • @boon4317
    @boon4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love how at 1:54 the mask is just an inside out Spider-Man mask

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    the fact he's wearing a tie on his neck terrifies me.

  • @matthewjohnson6234
    @matthewjohnson6234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    And we can’t forget Slenderman’s step half uncle Fender Bender Man. He drives around in a car drunk and runs people over.

  • @peanutjuice
    @peanutjuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:23 imagen being blind and hear that part... XD

  • @fruitpunch7482
    @fruitpunch7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Diamondbolt is dating The bye bye man. (This is real and confirmed!)
    Sources: trust me bro

    • @EmeraldEtherious
      @EmeraldEtherious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this comment genuinely made me laugh

    • @apollothecoderule.8639
      @apollothecoderule.8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aight I trust you bro

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dunno, that sounds kinda gay

    • @user-mn7uo9ch4b
      @user-mn7uo9ch4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this reminds me of the times someone made a report on a news site and their sources were that news site

    • @boost515advanced9
      @boost515advanced9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sources sound like me when doing a school presentation and i'm using wikipedia

  • @KeejTV
    @KeejTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Diamondbolt came out of my screen with hyper-realistic eyes and bled at me while slenderman rofl'd!" - A Creepypasta saga epic.

    • @apocalypticchampion3518
      @apocalypticchampion3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s almost puhskinti day friend

    • @bimbobread1265
      @bimbobread1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when i woke up freddy freaker pointed a gun at me and told me to call him!!1!1!1!!

  • @mpecciable
    @mpecciable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Splendor man: exists
    Daimondbolt: you are a good man. Thank you.

    • @TheRadWarrior
      @TheRadWarrior 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is needed in society.
      He is our only hope.

  • @KratosCar
    @KratosCar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:25
    Man this moon knight show really went downhill

  • @hotdog10_
    @hotdog10_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy who made splendorman is also the man who made the song two trucks

  • @thatonetomatoguy4210
    @thatonetomatoguy4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    he has a tie on because he's going on a date with the movie version of Rodrick Heffley.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fake Rodrick or real Rodrick

    • @watchrre
      @watchrre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redhood7650 Real 😳

  • @ThePMD
    @ThePMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Diamond has now started talking about fanbases, im so proud

    • @matthewhayward6072
      @matthewhayward6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wanna like it but I wanna keep it at 69....

    • @Estra_Estra
      @Estra_Estra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthewhayward6072 You may have failed in the long run but your efforts shall be remember until the end.

  • @CharlieBravo1118
    @CharlieBravo1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Gotta give it Offenderman...
    He's got Trenderman's taste in fashion
    Still send him to jail tho

  • @NoNamex1412
    @NoNamex1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:50 this is just too perfect

  • @InwardBisonYT
    @InwardBisonYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That goddamn Offenderman ASMR fucking terrified me. I don't think ASMR is supposed to do that

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Adam went out of his way to do this video for us enduring more torture.
    This is why Diamondbolt Da Best!

  • @lcc2348
    @lcc2348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    How many times a week does Diamondbolt need to erase his search history

  • @skwash.9301
    @skwash.9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Imagine ur looking through ur 9 year old kids search history and u find “sexual offender man”

  • @aguy1652
    @aguy1652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:12 I know offenderman is weird in all but.. look when zooming in I think I see the 5th member in the family
    Yoda what are you doing here

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5:12G O R E F I E L D

    • @aguy1652
      @aguy1652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Igazi I don't want to alarm you but...
      THERE A FAN BASE OF IT

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aguy1652 *Gasp* XD

  • @alexanderknott9039
    @alexanderknott9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how Bolt gets so happy reading about Splendor Man, then slowly loses his faith in humanity as he keeps going

  • @rgbtato
    @rgbtato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I think I want to cry, but I don’t know if it is out of sadness, fear or pure disappointment on humanity.
    at least we have Splendo man.

  • @starbrickproductions2438
    @starbrickproductions2438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Diamondbolt, you stumbled upon the unholy land.

  • @dustythehackercat7939
    @dustythehackercat7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    For someone who already knew this stuff, I genuinely feel bad for everything you had to suffer through. Yes even the Gacha parts, granted I never really watched them.

    • @zetsubou619
      @zetsubou619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, he needs holy water and baby powder.

  • @blakekeating6495
    @blakekeating6495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how you add the TH-cam channels in the corner like we'd actually want to watch their content.

  • @Jupiter_Mayflower
    @Jupiter_Mayflower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is 10x more terrifying than the original creepypasta.

  • @brassv2185
    @brassv2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    In short
    A creepy tall dapper white guy with no face and hentai arms who lives in the forest
    Has a weird creepy fanbase that draw him using those tentacle arms who live in their mothers basment
    Sounds legit

  • @friendthebarrel154
    @friendthebarrel154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Neil Cicierega did that? The funny mashup man? The "Wow Wow" guy? The Lemon Demon dude? The Ultimate Showdown fella?
    HE DID WHAT!?
    Huh, cool.

  • @PanthEr6489
    @PanthEr6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I'm still waiting for the Slender-family sitcom.
    Slenderman: Protagonist who sometimes murders kids (because why not?)
    Splendorman: Goofy older brother and a closet romantic
    Trenderman: snobby Fashionista complete with princess laugh (you know the one)
    Sexual Offendorman: Harvey Weinstein
    PeePeePooPooman: Long-lost brother with severe gas problems and corny jokes

    • @sackydzNG
      @sackydzNG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t forget Pepsiman.

    • @tricksterzyro3230
      @tricksterzyro3230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sackydzNG he just shows up on holidays.

    • @randomgirlmampi2631
      @randomgirlmampi2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sackydzNG u had me laughing

  • @RIPGojothestrongest
    @RIPGojothestrongest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:46 Diamondbolt disliked the the video!🤣

  • @lmaolol69420
    @lmaolol69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    DiamondBolt: *smiling while looking at fan mail*
    DiamondBolt the next fan mail: WHAT THE (bleep) IS THAT? THAT SCARED THE (bleep) OUT OF ME!

  • @pennidarrah4285
    @pennidarrah4285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I started wheezing at 7:12 not from uncomfortableness but in genuine laughter by the fact people like Offenderman

  • @megumiseyelashes6706
    @megumiseyelashes6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I used to be in the creepypasta fandom this is giving me war flashbacks

  • @phantomjazz3818
    @phantomjazz3818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    10/10
    Would recommend this DLC to anyone who'd like to build on the Slenderman lore.

  • @IREALLYLIKEPIES
    @IREALLYLIKEPIES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    2:38 Neil made this?
    Bruuuhh how have I only now seen this before. That's amazing.

  • @abiyyufh1566
    @abiyyufh1566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:13
    Must be very dishearting to have entire family whose existence is based on making fun of you.
    now that sound sad 😂😂

  • @RenikkoEclipse
    @RenikkoEclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know this is gonna be a spooky vid when there is gacha in the bloody thumbnail

  • @radpicklemonster3836
    @radpicklemonster3836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "sexual offenderman"
    Oh hell naw-

  • @RedWolfPriest
    @RedWolfPriest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Look at how they masacared my boy"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @realjohnnybunny
    @realjohnnybunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Why isn't there a fanbase for the peepee poopoo man? This is a travesty!!!

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The reason there's no fanbase is because there's something else..
      A̴̘̞̠̐̉̑ͅ ̴̣̟̲̀̈́̄̐͋͊́͘C̴̡̜̪̪̘̞̥̭̠̰̣̍̊́̐U̷̧̨̟͎͍̬̻̞̹̠̱̜̪̬̺̔̒͆̏̆̑̔̉́̽̍̚Ļ̴̪̰͚̮͙̫͍̺͓̱͒͌̒͋͗̽̿̎͒͗̆̇͝͝T̷͈̲̥̘̓

  • @jordanpratt606
    @jordanpratt606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Those Offenderman drawings are oddly well done and graphic

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I repressed Offenderman and now he's back in my conscious
    I hate everything

  • @Mr.Mousey
    @Mr.Mousey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The children mail right after "offender man" is disturbing...

  • @iActuallyLiveinUtah
    @iActuallyLiveinUtah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The Fandom is scarier then my grades. No, I'm not joking.

  • @Niner098
    @Niner098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Diamondbolt: This is Splender Man
    Me: ehh that's kind of funny
    Diamondbot: OK here is Trenderman
    Me: that's pretty dumb
    Diamondbolt: and finally here is sexual offenderman
    Me: wait.. W U T?

  • @micaelacruzg
    @micaelacruzg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:42 i think it meant zalgo Yea zalgo the demon who will bring the apocalypse whit a mere melody
    Also as much as I don’t like ofender man it’s normal for a fandom to pick and choose what they like and don’t like from a caracther

  • @whogavejohnthecamera
    @whogavejohnthecamera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:30 siren head dating sim.
    it exists.
    and i'm not sure if it's incredible or horrifying.

  • @Nut612
    @Nut612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:34 ah yes my favorite villain yoda in a tuxedo

  • @constellarsys
    @constellarsys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    On this episode of "Lemon Demon did THAT?!": Splendorman

  • @yipitchi
    @yipitchi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i'm actually hoping for these type of videos to be a series on this channel. i'd like to see your take on multiple fandoms

  • @cnarylmaz998
    @cnarylmaz998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Me after seeing what the internet has done to slenderman: Look how they massacred my boy

  • @xaviidk
    @xaviidk 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    9:36 bro what are you talking about? This is peak.

  • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
    @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I remember when Slenderman was actually something scary, now I realize I should have bleeched the entire Earth.

  • @AlphScorpion190
    @AlphScorpion190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Yay another Diamondbolt video that might scar me for life

  • @captainscrib8413
    @captainscrib8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    10:05
    Me every time I look into the TH-cam trending tab

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Especially in India...
      God, that trending page is cursed...

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    slenderman: *murders children and turns teenagers into his own slaves*
    fandom: aw, he should be in a family of slender people!

  • @Depressed_Utraman
    @Depressed_Utraman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Wait sexual offenderman is real?
    I thought it was a joke"
    -Blue fish dude from Spongebob

    • @cleversmart0303
      @cleversmart0303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the exact same thing. Then I did a little digging and found out "Oh my god, they're actually serious..."

    • @JustAnotherDeadChannel861
      @JustAnotherDeadChannel861 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue fish dude VS Offendertrash
      Strong: BFD (1-0)
      Speed: BFD (2-0)
      IQ: BFD (3-0)
      IQ in battle: BFD (4-0)
      Better: BFD (5-0)
      Makes you rotten: Offendertrash (5-1)
      Legendary + Mythical: BFD (7-1)
      Not bad: BFD (8-1)
      P rank: BFD (9-1)
      Bruh character: Offendertrash (9-2)
      Is good: BFD (10-2)
      Blue fish dude wins (Negattive Diff)