Jay Kizer has almost surpassed people like Astro Boy and SonicSegaGamer in terms of sheer userdom. He’s the only user that on two separate live clips can give Claw a bingo
When “Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 2003” doesn’t like the same thing as you, and you can’t handle their opinion: 😢😮💨😭
@@tivvy2vs21 he is still responding to comments, i left a comment on his video saying that i only know about his channel because of claw and he left a heart on it LOL
i was genuinely affected mentally by the lockdowns and pandemic. heavily. the suicidal thoughts, the depression, the everything. that being said these rants are hilarious. the fact that nascar is one of his main concerns instead of like.. just not being able to see people or socialize. makes me think he probably didnt do much socializing to begin with
this dude's an F1 fan too which makes me wonder imagine an alt universe where like his parents weren't as lax with him and they introduced more "mature" shit but it still lined up with his interests like idk teach him how to fuckin repair a part of a car's engine or how to change a tire and like instead of baby show autism he got introduced to that initial d wang gang midnight fast and the furious autism ahhh who am i kidding he probably would've still crashed out on the internet
oh my god the "user the jet plane" thing just cracked something wide open for me. "no one takes my problems seriously(this is a big issue because I've been taught im too useless to solve my own problems so i need to control others into not hurting me) but people take systemic issues seriously, so if i can find some evidence to claim what is happening to me is systemic, maybe then people will stop hurting me" a lot of autistic people get babied by those around them and so they become convinced they actually ARE too stupid to take care of themselves, a lot of them aren't trying to pretend, they just haven't tried to disprove their foundational theory of "I'm autistic and therefore helpless"
I think Jay has just a very strong phobia towards children with censored faces. There's another rant where his TTS voice says, in no fewer words, "screw children's censored faces"
Jay Kizer videos be like: "X? More like, 1/X. OMG, this (user, video, opinion, thing) sucks/ rocks! Do you know who likes X? [List of users who asked you to put them here.] Do you know who hates X? [List of users who asked you to put them here.] But I can handle their opinions."
tell me about it. like people couldn't stand of this dude cause of his wrong doings and that video of his that he talks about nascar crash that high pitch sound can actually give me a headache or bothering my ear's a bit.
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Jay Kizer has almost surpassed people like Astro Boy and SonicSegaGamer in terms of sheer userdom. He’s the only user that on two separate live clips can give Claw a bingo
When “Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 2003” doesn’t like the same thing as you, and you can’t handle their opinion: 😢😮💨😭
Fairly Odd USERs
This might be the best comment I’ve ever read LMAO
@@kmaxkman0353 It flips your lid when you bash the opinions of Fairly Odd Users
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@@perfectpasta3155 fan
Jay Kizer has got to be my favorite reoccurring user outside of the Origami Kingdom people
@@jolliwoodstudios yeah, sadly he hasn't posted in 3 months
@@tivvy2vs21the prophecy foretells that he shall return the day following Bill Clinton’s birthday
Do you know who likes this user? Jolliwoodstudios. They told me to put them in this spot. I don’t agree, but I can handle their opinion
@@tivvy2vs21 he is still responding to comments, i left a comment on his video saying that i only know about his channel because of claw and he left a heart on it LOL
@@theverybestyoutubeaccount hell yeah hes still alive, although that also means he might find these videos
i was genuinely affected mentally by the lockdowns and pandemic. heavily. the suicidal thoughts, the depression, the everything. that being said these rants are hilarious. the fact that nascar is one of his main concerns instead of like.. just not being able to see people or socialize. makes me think he probably didnt do much socializing to begin with
the woman who raised me died of covid and i almost failed a grade in high school but i couldnt watch nascar so like does any of that even matter
No one with that kind of speech pattern is ever doing enough socialising
17:09 "STOP TALKING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT" type beat.
0:50 it looks like he lives in Buffalo Wild Wings
I genuinely wonder what would happen to people like this if society collapsed and they had to fend for themselves
@@JC-je3jc kino would happen
i love how this guy makes pretty much all his rant videos on random kids then out of nowhere makes one about somebody in the Chinese goverment
0:23 NASCAR MENTIONED 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
LEFT TURNS ALL DAY BABY 🔥🔥🔥
WE GOIN REAL FAST AND REAL LEFT BABY
this dude's an F1 fan too which makes me wonder
imagine an alt universe where like his parents weren't as lax with him and they introduced more "mature" shit but it still lined up with his interests like
idk teach him how to fuckin repair a part of a car's engine or how to change a tire
and like instead of baby show autism he got introduced to that initial d wang gang midnight fast and the furious autism
ahhh who am i kidding he probably would've still crashed out on the internet
oh my god the "user the jet plane" thing just cracked something wide open for me. "no one takes my problems seriously(this is a big issue because I've been taught im too useless to solve my own problems so i need to control others into not hurting me) but people take systemic issues seriously, so if i can find some evidence to claim what is happening to me is systemic, maybe then people will stop hurting me" a lot of autistic people get babied by those around them and so they become convinced they actually ARE too stupid to take care of themselves, a lot of them aren't trying to pretend, they just haven't tried to disprove their foundational theory of "I'm autistic and therefore helpless"
EmpLemon (Bad Ending)
Jay Jay Kizer the bomb plane
Sir there's been a second Jay Jay Kizer
@@troubleinboundI guess SOK really hates Jay then considering their 9/11 tribute
Wired were the eyes of a user on a jet plane, one that ranted as he opinion bashed over the web!
i don’t get how a random carfax commercial could offend someone wtf
I think Jay has just a very strong phobia towards children with censored faces. There's another rant where his TTS voice says, in no fewer words, "screw children's censored faces"
@@disgustingseal681that's honestly so weird and specific, almost fetish-like considering he has been accused of cp
I saw the commerical, the children's faces aren't even censored/hidden, the kids are just playing in the background
WoodTV8 is a local news channel, I know because I get it. That means I live near Jay Kizer and idk how to process that information
the ocd is strong with this one
holy shit claw actually got a bingo for once
Jay Kizer videos be like: "X? More like, 1/X. OMG, this (user, video, opinion, thing) sucks/ rocks! Do you know who likes X? [List of users who asked you to put them here.] Do you know who hates X? [List of users who asked you to put them here.] But I can handle their opinions."
53:20 JayKizerClassicSonicFan
Wow looks like this Jak Kizer hates this Chinese country
Woah, wtf happened to brad taste in music?…I knew the drama hit him hard but yikes…
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Does anybody know whatever the heck OPS actually is, because I really want to know
End of rant.
Opinion basher!
Now I become user, basher of opinions
HOLY SH*T JAY HAS 350 DISLIKES MORE THAN 74 LIKES, DAMN Man Jesus Christ. I was Surprise why he got a lot of dislikes on his video like dang lol😄🤣
and the fact that it was his very first video is hilarious
tell me about it. like people couldn't stand of this dude cause of his wrong doings and that video of his that he talks about nascar crash that high pitch sound can actually give me a headache or bothering my ear's a bit.
1:22 Also Why's Jay Kizer has a Blue Finger Nails? Like that's actually weird though that he has his blue finger nails which is obvious.
Because… I don’t know I’m just gonna assume it has something to do with blues clues
1:03:14
11:36 white people be like