David Lucas is Kam Patterson's Translator on Kill Tony

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  • @EasyBakinX
    @EasyBakinX ปีที่แล้ว +843

    “You’ve called me a gay, everything!” Lmao he isn’t lying. The best ever was “a gay gallon of milk” 😂

    • @a-my9ql
      @a-my9ql ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but cmon bro David was high probably on under the influence, who gives a f, he was just askin.

    • @fateisnotthesameforall4811
      @fateisnotthesameforall4811 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      my favorite was "what did you do for the holidays Tony... Sit under the mistletoe with yo ass out?" xD

    • @DeanM0riarty
      @DeanM0riarty ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah the gay tube sock is undefeated 🤣

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fateisnotthesameforall4811LMAOOOO

    • @TomboyCEO
      @TomboyCEO ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gay Bottle of Mustard went pretty hard too.

  • @thomashaley1036
    @thomashaley1036 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Kam is the kinda guy to make everyone in class laugh, and then tell the teacher, "You a bitch" and get sent to the principal with everyone in tears.

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Accurate statement 🤣

    • @zack2thafuture
      @zack2thafuture ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I miss that kid

    • @boxhead444
      @boxhead444 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is an underrated comment

    • @BarrettJones-q7i
      @BarrettJones-q7i 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wow but no....

    • @Tmac_305
      @Tmac_305 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@BarrettJones-q7i just found that kid in the class that would snitch on the funny kid right here...👀🚩🚩

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Kam and David is the duo we need

    • @caring-assoul_
      @caring-assoul_ ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah playa’ Kam is good all by himself.

    • @LumaKing-x2g
      @LumaKing-x2g ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Of course its the blacks carrying and saving this god awful show

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@LumaKing-x2g Yet here you are...

    • @LumaKing-x2g
      @LumaKing-x2g ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vcvortex6356 ofc I am these niggas funny as hell but they are literally it for Tony this mans scouting team is weak as fuck and this shows been diving for a min. Ijs lil bro

    • @nathanieledwards7150
      @nathanieledwards7150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must be a blast at parties!

  • @DreadfulNW
    @DreadfulNW ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Taking up Space-y Chapman" 😂

    • @JackMeHoff-wc8id
      @JackMeHoff-wc8id ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get that one

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@JackMeHoff-wc8idyou’re very young

    • @Aur1x1
      @Aur1x1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the best quotes of all time in my book was when someone gave my dad shit about having a gut he would say, “ that’s not a gut is a ball bearing on a sex machine.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sweetea3272
      @sweetea3272 ปีที่แล้ว

      I gotta deal with both you bitches tonight?? 😂😂😂😂 lmfao

    • @sbakernyc5761
      @sbakernyc5761 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​😊

  • @liiljay11
    @liiljay11 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Hell yea hell yea”
    “I believe that was a yes”
    “Hell yea”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylerbergen1440
    @tylerbergen1440 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The "2 bears 2 caves" and " do you think Gay is the worst thinG you've said on here" had me dyinG!!!😂😂😂

  • @mhug86
    @mhug86 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    David translating for Kam should be a regular act! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A Kamtriloquist

    • @JW-bh2ud
      @JW-bh2ud 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mojojojo6400😅😅😅

  • @sharttank5999
    @sharttank5999 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Drunk David and regular Kam is a duo.

    • @sharttank5999
      @sharttank5999 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't want dabid to go kriescher though, that guy needs to live so i can laughi

  • @vibes24osrs
    @vibes24osrs ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Kam and David are both dope glad they are embracing each other instead of being pitted against one another

  • @_Roasted_Marshmallow
    @_Roasted_Marshmallow ปีที่แล้ว +47

    David Lucas is one of the best imo. Dude is just naturally funny and you can tell he is a good hearted dude! One of my favorites!

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv ปีที่แล้ว +73

    David is the goat translator 😂

  • @kindacolt
    @kindacolt ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Kam just has that funny in him, he's so hilarious 😂

    • @blakestanley9515
      @blakestanley9515 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      na he just goofy! he aint say one funny thing

    • @twodumbgamers9285
      @twodumbgamers9285 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@blakestanley9515I guess you didn't get the memo that comedy....
      Is subjective. Dumb***

    • @JamesDouse-xm8nd
      @JamesDouse-xm8nd ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@blakestanley9515you really saying outta all he’s jokes he ain’t said one thing funny bro ? Your humour must be hella old school like early 70s type shit 😂

    • @JohnPulliam82
      @JohnPulliam82 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came to Dave's place to praise the new kid on the chopping block 🤣
      Ballzy

    • @atm6870
      @atm6870 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah he sucks@@JamesDouse-xm8nd

  • @SMGxEnWHYc46
    @SMGxEnWHYc46 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Deadaz, we need to give Tony his flowers now. He's helping these new comics breakout of thier shells and shine, and of course the chemistry from David and Tony is remarkable

    • @PauseModerator
      @PauseModerator ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is facts

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who is Deadaz?

    • @BigH4PPY
      @BigH4PPY 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Breaking out of shells is what turtle neck Tony does best

  • @TheAaron3dg
    @TheAaron3dg ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:24 that JFK line was unhinged. David the GOAT

  • @jondaboss47
    @jondaboss47 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    6:15 tony put down the mic and sat back like a true proud dad watching his sons do what they love

  • @bolognabowl
    @bolognabowl ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Pretty awesome to see 2 new amazing stand up comedians. I can’t wait to see these guys in 2 years man it’s gunna be crazy.

    • @user-cg1oh4iw4g
      @user-cg1oh4iw4g ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe derosa is pretty funny

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@user-cg1oh4iw4gI think they mean David and Kam

    • @Etk333
      @Etk333 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      David been in the comedy game for 15 years loll

  • @Mp-jw1qg
    @Mp-jw1qg ปีที่แล้ว +22

    my two favorite current comedians, they feed off each others energy. they bring a new twist to standup and a new method of delivery that gets me every time.

  • @jclark21218
    @jclark21218 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Kam is like both members of Outkast combined; looks like 3 stacks, speaks and moves like Big Boi.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And David Lucas weighs as much as both members of Outkast combined.

    • @dirtballmcnasty3582
      @dirtballmcnasty3582 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@peytonalexander5300............ David L.... David Lucas looks like he takes Kam to Waffle House to watch him eat.

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dying the whole damn time. Glad for your success! Knew you were gonna be big when you were roastin fools on def. Now you passin down the knowledge. Bro good for you my dude.

  • @rooskadoodle5952
    @rooskadoodle5952 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    the up and coming comedians of the past few years are literally becoming my favorites of all time

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea these 2 and Matt and Shane and ect. It's like now we can just move past the generation before them that became nothing but redundant podcasts. There all the same with the same people who just play musical chairs by also just going on each other's podcasts. The only one I can stand from that generation right before these guys is Theo's. That generation became nothing but a circle jerk. And just had to deal with the mundane Berts and the other bald guys because they were the only thing out and especially for "new guys" at the time. It was just Joe Rogan circle of people and that's it. This new generation is refreshing and bringing back actual insult and making fun of stereotype comedy. That the middle generation became too safe and scared to do in fear of losing sponsors and ect.

    • @navinthehouse4710
      @navinthehouse4710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@mojojojo6400Joe and his circle are literally supporting these guys that's the irony

  • @zachcouture5654
    @zachcouture5654 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’m an eagle scout” hit harder than it got any credit for 😂😂

  • @adrianlindsay3194
    @adrianlindsay3194 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tony with the killer line 2 Bears 2 Caves! Thanks for all the laughs DL!

  • @LilRedd615
    @LilRedd615 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Why’d you have to bring up roots then” 😂😂

  • @kv3226
    @kv3226 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “5 dollar footlong headass” 💀😂

  • @robertguard8038
    @robertguard8038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tony truly has a talent for mentoring these young comedians. I've had a similar experience in academia and they'll remember Tony for the rest of their career. It's special to see happen

  • @justchilling771
    @justchilling771 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "David lucas sit here all the food disappears" - Brent Taylor

  • @anthonythompsons1204
    @anthonythompsons1204 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    " 5 dollar foot long head ahh " killt me 😅😅😅😅

  • @kameronmyles2013
    @kameronmyles2013 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kam and david should do a show together. Kam tellin random ass stories and david translating and roasting everyone😂

  • @ianray8823
    @ianray8823 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That David Lucas machine gun fire burst of a laugh is the best

  • @stevecass
    @stevecass ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Drunk David Lucas is the Ultimate Form of David Lucas.

  • @JediMentat
    @JediMentat ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "they don't like identifying as what they is" was hilarious

  • @iTsGonzo
    @iTsGonzo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cam & David duo is the collab we need 😂🤣

  • @michaels_madness
    @michaels_madness ปีที่แล้ว +39

    David is about to take over the game. I'm glad I get to witness it.

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God this good every time. It's so awesome to see an Orlando boy blowin up. When people say "he's from Florida" about famous people, it's always Miami and South Florida. Dope to see a central jit getting big

  • @HillcrestGames
    @HillcrestGames ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That was one of the best Kill Tony episodes last night.
    My buddy and I just got tickets to the arena show, your ass better show up for that David.

  • @thatdudekyle5690
    @thatdudekyle5690 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    David built like he would fight to the death over the last McNugget

  • @coilockerfpv
    @coilockerfpv ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bro that shit had me rolling last night 😂😂

    • @julianmeza8061
      @julianmeza8061 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m from Austin, where can I go see this live?

    • @coilockerfpv
      @coilockerfpv ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julianmeza8061 I'm in L.A. and watched it on TH-cam but it's at Rogan's new comedy club The Mothership 🙌

  • @davidbarnes4742
    @davidbarnes4742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You made your way to the table . Let’s go!

  • @Pmadams5506
    @Pmadams5506 ปีที่แล้ว

    David and Cam it's great to see y'all taking off!

  • @beatems
    @beatems ปีที่แล้ว +4

    David and kam as a team would be the beast

  • @wTwig
    @wTwig ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Go ahead say it white man"
    "Hell ya!"
    "That was wrong"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the delivery is unmatched

  • @ballgms308
    @ballgms308 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I couldn’t be happier that all this is happening in comedy now, the world really needs it

  • @ram-ham
    @ram-ham ปีที่แล้ว

    The commitment to the bit is awesome!

  • @zachofall
    @zachofall ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The David lucas translator is the kill tony addition we need

  • @colinrich7493
    @colinrich7493 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nah that David Lucas jam Patterson combo would kill on stage i mean hell it already did amazing video

  • @CompleteProducer84
    @CompleteProducer84 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the moden day "Jive" from Airplane!

  • @POTATOEMPN
    @POTATOEMPN 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damnit, David, I knew you didn't have the follow-through LOLOL.
    Y'all are hillarious.

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was fantastic and so funny to watch. The comedy that I love to see.

  • @susanhowie2796
    @susanhowie2796 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    David's laugh 😭😂🤣
    The best

  • @Derr1ck_yt
    @Derr1ck_yt ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how for Kam Tony and David made it into a funny ass convo so Kam can save his material for the shows

    • @rodajon
      @rodajon ปีที่แล้ว

      Good pick 💯

  • @joeycrawford5645
    @joeycrawford5645 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tony is so quick on the mental draw😂

  • @robertoc.480
    @robertoc.480 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2 bears 2 caves fucking sent me 😂😂😂

  • @programmingisreal
    @programmingisreal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dave's laugh is infectious.

  • @paquitojhs
    @paquitojhs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David Lucas laughing like that Hanna Barbera ending credits screen lmao. Good stuff.

  • @ok-pops9769
    @ok-pops9769 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kam jumping on bits & David already paying it foward 👏🏽💪❤

    • @marlinsmith-dennis1177
      @marlinsmith-dennis1177 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Lucas jokes “ you lookin like a _ with a_.” Or “_ lookin mf.” Only a thousand of these comedy philosophers

  • @doctorMauri
    @doctorMauri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:55 " I got it, you ready?" "I GOT YOU" That's fucking art bro they freestylin' that shit

  • @90sumbeats7
    @90sumbeats7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he translated for jolly I lost it David takes over when he’s there

  • @matthernandez5676
    @matthernandez5676 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David you're a legend I've been following you since the beginning you roasted me once on your insta live. Happy for your success 🙌

  • @nillyboomer345
    @nillyboomer345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you've called me a gay everything" 😂

  • @jayr2138
    @jayr2138 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for this one

  • @Taqtik1992
    @Taqtik1992 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the spacey chapman is crazy

  • @drayemoneyable
    @drayemoneyable ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Strawberry short cake sweet potato pie fist full of fries. Now Davis Lucus is ready to ride. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MickLoud999
    @MickLoud999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    David Lucas' Kam translation is the funniest shit he's ever done!!!

  • @Mollllywater
    @Mollllywater ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ian gon lie tony was roastin david this time😂😂

  • @stephenflanagan1177
    @stephenflanagan1177 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    David translating for Kam was same energy as the old lady in Airplane that spoke “jive”

  • @officiallaw2369
    @officiallaw2369 ปีที่แล้ว

    “So El Yeah means they’re really excited?.” Tony gotta be careful with those they questions lmao

  • @Phillip-py7pc
    @Phillip-py7pc ปีที่แล้ว

    He said if he would’ve been in front of John F Kennedy he’d still be love😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewwright3277
    @andrewwright3277 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the two bears two caves joke was great 😭😭😭😭

  • @christopherholley3820
    @christopherholley3820 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im so happy for cam mab God bless him

  • @stevevenn1
    @stevevenn1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David you are so naturally fuckin funny man... and just keep getting funnier.

  • @barberpro63
    @barberpro63 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7:47 David is like Samuel Jackson on Django 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobcoughlin1822
    @jacobcoughlin1822 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is literally one of my favorite moments on KT of all time🤣

  • @Shum-man
    @Shum-man ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This shit is hilarious Lucas was having fun up there. Cant wait to see the show in Tulsa

  • @DoTheTechnique
    @DoTheTechnique ปีที่แล้ว

    That ceiling fan coming down hahahahaha

  • @kaileymarie2251
    @kaileymarie2251 ปีที่แล้ว

    David is awesome.

  • @jeffisaliar
    @jeffisaliar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's even better when Kam says something that makes perfect sense in spite of the slang and David proceeds to elaborate with more depth. Lol

  • @TS-jd9qs
    @TS-jd9qs ปีที่แล้ว

    David biting Kams ankles. He doesn't need advice from him tf😂

  • @x-xPhobia
    @x-xPhobia 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Telling a top they're so fat they'll bounce off is s-tier improv roasting.

  • @ace5150_
    @ace5150_ ปีที่แล้ว

    David Lucas one of the few guests chilling on their phone on stage lol

  • @jerseysowavy1568
    @jerseysowavy1568 ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe that was a yes “elll yeaa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wickitklown90
    @wickitklown90 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this at work and stopped my music to hear this.

  • @degenerate8252
    @degenerate8252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kam Patterson is gon a become one of the goats

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol no. He's not even good, just being pushed by Tony.

  • @daxtonlarson879
    @daxtonlarson879 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if ur coming to spokane i’m def buying tickets

  • @anthonysellsit
    @anthonysellsit ปีที่แล้ว +11

    David drunk AF hahaha

  • @willyp22
    @willyp22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Translating section 😂😂😂

  • @JohnWayneStraightcy
    @JohnWayneStraightcy ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally this match up happened!

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak ปีที่แล้ว

    “So ell yea means they’re very excited.”
    Why he say “they” lmfao

  • @givemeyoskittles0838
    @givemeyoskittles0838 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the greatest fucking podcast ever ! 😂

  • @deadshot4245
    @deadshot4245 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro you are the greatest you and cam need to do some comedy skits too acting out a translator too

  • @linkhero60
    @linkhero60 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    David telling a dude has a big head and making fun of a fat guy is hilarious

  • @sacredtitan5484
    @sacredtitan5484 ปีที่แล้ว

    taking up spacey chapman is wild AF lmao

  • @caring-assoul_
    @caring-assoul_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Look at David trying to be a “mentor” to someone that is way funnier than him😆. I think he just wants credit for Kam’s success down the line😅😂.

    • @busychrissy0.0
      @busychrissy0.0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you kidding me??? He is def not funnier than David Lucas

    • @OvercomeThroughJesus301
      @OvercomeThroughJesus301 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@busychrissy0.0Lucas isn’t funny. Insulting people isn’t comedy.

    • @caring-assoul_
      @caring-assoul_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@busychrissy0.0 he’s naturally funnier than David all day 🙌🏽. David just bags on people, he’s more of a bully type comic for lack of a better word. Kam is more entertaining to see and fun.

    • @BenDover-vs7ih
      @BenDover-vs7ih ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, Kam is a terrible comic. He's unwatchable.

    • @caring-assoul_
      @caring-assoul_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BenDover-vs7ih says nobody else, but “BenDover”. My name is way better😅.

  • @Jamesp0nd
    @Jamesp0nd ปีที่แล้ว

    David lucas for president

  • @mojojojo6400
    @mojojojo6400 ปีที่แล้ว

    David became a Kamtriloquist. He Kamsplaining

  • @JJetpack
    @JJetpack ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all have some comedic chemistry fs

  • @CrocodilePile
    @CrocodilePile ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak Jive.”

  • @geee114321
    @geee114321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EL YEA EL YEA!!! 🤣😂

  • @dunit911
    @dunit911 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is prolly the most inclusive and progressive thing on the internet

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 ปีที่แล้ว

    The modern Penn and Teller, Penny and Terrell. 😂

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp ปีที่แล้ว

    “That was wrong” 😂😅❤
    7:05