Have you ever in a past experience or time. . . cut open a rodent of the rat variety. . . insert your penile shaft into said rodent. . . have it continue to live beyond its injuries? Yes, you remind me very much of that rodent.
All of this newfound attention, most likely a result of you individuals intrigue in my demise, is causing my physical state to climb in tempurature and my anxiety to spike, thus I exclaim in a figurative manner how indeed "hot" I am feeling in this moment.
It is impossible to extinguish the conflagration which is generated by my physical being in a corporeal sense of the word, as well as by my life essence in a metaphorical connotation.
As well, the action that I will momentarily do to you is the same action that hat prohibited me from ever being in a group of singers that are primarily made up of young, male, children, known as the 'Choir Boys'. *>A loud and objectively horrifying screech that can only be described as hurtful and petrifying* *+A feeling of fear cause by tenseness* *+ Precipitation from the eyes due to an emotional imbalance in the body* *-20 SP*
During this agressive and certainly quite violent confrontation, which you yourselves no doubt have instigated by sneaking around in my quarters, I shall indeed not succumb to the pitiful flailing of the arms that you consider to be fighting. Yes, instead I shall assert my dominance by virtue of pressing my sturdy jaws on your skins to produce fear and painful sensations.
I like how graceful and, ironically, virtueous this song can be at some points, especially with that soothing stereotypical Chinise piano riff. *cough* And then Anaconda completely undermines it, making flame puns and talking about his rat fetishes. Well I guess Anacon _dumb_ needs to get his act together and honor his own theme, until then he only has himself to _flame_
To be completely honest, Anaconda seems like the most fearless or most crazed out of all the Jersey heads. He's the only one on Moe's list who isn't accompanied by others when you're attempting to fight him, he can light his hands on fire, and most importantly... He got kicked out of the Choirboys
Honestly, pretty fair point. He is outnumbered in the fight irregardless of his power, but he isn’t really fearless. He’s the only enemy in pointless to flee from a fight.
@@danarito1837 what happens is that he underestimates Alex and Joel so in the first fight he just uses bites and dirt kicks, but when he's damaged by Alex attacks, he flees to recuperate energy and prepare for the next fight. Although he now uses fire balls and spits oil, he still doesn't his full power, and happens the same thing that happened at the first encounter. At the final battle he uses his full power, and his persistence is seen when he refuses to flee like the other times when he's at his worst, finally dying. Conclusion: he doesn't flee because he isn't fearless, but because he doesn't want to be killed so easily.
My question is this: wouldn't fleeing be banned in the franchise? I mean, the requirements Mr Grind gives for the folds is "consecutive" kills, and a fight you fled from would ruin that streak. Maybe anaconda isn't a part of the franchise but still just wears the jersey for fun.
@@alastair8684 Ikr, the best part is when you pull it out with all the worms still hanging from your pp, and when they start forming a new faorskin around it
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 getting kicked out for devil screeching ... Chris Iatta (Latta?, voice of G1 Starscream and also Cobra) would be proud
I can kill the 3rd possible fight in this game (bomb guy), but even with all those sick level gains, Anaconda still almost wrecked my shit in his 3rd form. Mad props to this guy.
Might be reaching a bit here, but in lisa fire balls and other flame based powers are linked with mental trauma and strong emotions (example Brad), so what do you think happened to him to give him so much power? I don't think it was the flash, because then every one would have these powers.
turns out he don't really had powers The guy actually has his HANDS COVERED IN OIL so they light up That's why he can oil Alex and Joel up to deal massive damage, oil drips all over them Absolute madlad
Not far from the place of the second encounter you should find a hole, enter it and you should see Anaconda Virtue standing near some burning corpses. I suggest you to have Joel with enough SPs to use Mind Games in the first turn and Passionate Threat in the second turn, because in the third fight Anaconda can one-hit kill you if you're Oiled-up.
IvanezRus Yep, he can. He usually loses his first turn doing that so he can kick your ass. Those man-made salts you pick up from the ground can be used in battle to remove that effect but I suggest to spook him and then scare him before he can attack so you don't have to lose a turn to remove Oiled-up.
A Void Inhabitant It was a long time ago, but I defeated him even easier, by learning Steady Aim for Joel, and he was easy to take down for good after this
Have you ever in a past experience or time. . . cut open a rodent of the rat variety. . . insert your penile shaft into said rodent. . . have it continue to live beyond its injuries?
Yes, you remind me very much of that rodent.
All of this newfound attention, most likely a result of you individuals intrigue in my demise, is causing my physical state to climb in tempurature and my anxiety to spike, thus I exclaim in a figurative manner how indeed "hot" I am feeling in this moment.
It is impossible to extinguish the conflagration which is generated by my physical being in a corporeal sense of the word, as well as by my life essence in a metaphorical connotation.
As well, the action that I will momentarily do to you is the same action that hat prohibited me from ever being in a group of singers that are primarily made up of young, male, children, known as the 'Choir Boys'.
*>A loud and objectively horrifying screech that can only be described as hurtful and petrifying*
*+A feeling of fear cause by tenseness*
*+ Precipitation from the eyes due to an emotional imbalance in the body*
*-20 SP*
When you have to write a 3000 word essay
During this agressive and certainly quite violent confrontation, which you yourselves no doubt have instigated by sneaking around in my quarters, I shall indeed not succumb to the pitiful flailing of the arms that you consider to be fighting. Yes, instead I shall assert my dominance by virtue of pressing my sturdy jaws on your skins to produce fear and painful sensations.
I like how graceful and, ironically, virtueous this song can be at some points, especially with that soothing stereotypical Chinise piano riff.
*cough*
And then Anaconda completely undermines it, making flame puns and talking about his rat fetishes.
Well I guess Anacon _dumb_ needs to get his act together and honor his own theme, until then he only has himself to _flame_
That _roast_ tho
aspergers
Rattle Rattle...
@@simone590l0
Ll0llpll00ll
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To be completely honest, Anaconda seems like the most fearless or most crazed out of all the Jersey heads. He's the only one on Moe's list who isn't accompanied by others when you're attempting to fight him, he can light his hands on fire, and most importantly... He got kicked out of the Choirboys
Honestly, pretty fair point. He is outnumbered in the fight irregardless of his power, but he isn’t really fearless. He’s the only enemy in pointless to flee from a fight.
@@danarito1837 True that, I guess he's just crazy then
@@danarito1837 what happens is that he underestimates Alex and Joel so in the first fight he just uses bites and dirt kicks, but when he's damaged by Alex attacks, he flees to recuperate energy and prepare for the next fight. Although he now uses fire balls and spits oil, he still doesn't his full power, and happens the same thing that happened at the first encounter. At the final battle he uses his full power, and his persistence is seen when he refuses to flee like the other times when he's at his worst, finally dying.
Conclusion: he doesn't flee because he isn't fearless, but because he doesn't want to be killed so easily.
@@gabrielfornetgodina Never thought of it like that, fair enough.
My question is this: wouldn't fleeing be banned in the franchise? I mean, the requirements Mr Grind gives for the folds is "consecutive" kills, and a fight you fled from would ruin that streak. Maybe anaconda isn't a part of the franchise but still just wears the jersey for fun.
I won't lie, this is definitely me when I'm driving
Ok I'm sure I don't want to meet you in a taxi
nice reference
Yes
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No hands, All bite!
I've got the pee pee pee
Down in a rats heart.
This is what got me banned from Sunday school choir.
@@deeznuts-kw6yv its from the game. The guy in the video says that he likes fucking dead rats
@@alastair8684 Ikr, the best part is when you pull it out with all the worms still hanging from your pp, and when they start forming a new faorskin around it
I wonder what his life was like before the flash
Choir boys
and fucking rats
probably exactly the same
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 getting kicked out for devil screeching
... Chris Iatta (Latta?, voice of G1 Starscream and also Cobra) would be proud
Committing zoophilia (on rats) perhaps?
Anaconda is actually brad after he got his arms cut off, hence the "no hands, all bite!"
Stewartsaurus *_[GAME THEORY INTENSIFIES]_*
He also use fire!
Brad changed teams
I can kill the 3rd possible fight in this game (bomb guy), but even with all those sick level gains, Anaconda still almost wrecked my shit in his 3rd form. Mad props to this guy.
@@Ldwg67282 he might have been downgraded since then
water bottles
also this got me kicked out of choir boys
(autistic screeching)
@@SoldadoAbel no, trust me this shit is more horrible than autistic screeching could ever be
How to kill him before the real battle:
1. Stun him
2. Iris his ass
3. Stun again (this might need some luck tough)
4. Repeat until dead
5. PROFIT!
When bae gets kinky
"No hands all bite!"
When bae wants A kid
"It's for real this time"
When bae does a line of cocain
"you ever cut open a rat..."
When bae gets cocky
"Let's crime it up!"
“I was doing it ironically!”
"It's all coming back to me..."
This is totally me while I'm driving.
*definitely
I get it
I was getting sick of red and green im glad I got out of that area
and sick of seeing meat
and seeing jerseys
I got used to it, walked over to my mall and had a jersey made for myself.
And seeing pee pees
And seeing blood
0:40
It’s the ‘Conda.
Anaconda.
If yer a rat.
I’m gon’ getcha.
😨
Might be reaching a bit here, but in lisa fire balls and other flame based powers are linked with mental trauma and strong emotions (example Brad), so what do you think happened to him to give him so much power? I don't think it was the flash, because then every one would have these powers.
The franchise is what gives the powers. The higher rank you are, the more powerful your abilities become.
turns out he don't really had powers
The guy actually has his HANDS COVERED IN OIL so they light up
That's why he can oil Alex and Joel up to deal massive damage, oil drips all over them
Absolute madlad
@@LawfulT idc i still want to believe anaconda is just a dumbass with burning hands
The Rat.
he got trauma from being banned by the choirboys
ANACONDA THE HOT SNAKE
HOTTEST SNAKE IN THE FRANCHISE
SNAKE'S ON BABY!!!
L E T I T L I V E
Manuel is Burning Nah, I SAY LET IT DIE!!! LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND
I just noticed after years that this is modern day...
No one knows how to spell awrubaRoss
@@brian_ego ourabruhs
*Flame ignition*
Tsh- Tsh- Shta!
Tsh- Tsh- Shta!
Chills every time, every darn time
4th form he shows his pee pee.
5th form he puts it in a rat.
6th form the rat shows his peepee.
7th the rat puts it in him
8th form BAAL shows up
10th form he shows his rag maggot
Man,i love Taitoki
Best fight in the Lester side quest.
anyway, thats how i lost my choirboy-license
*My ANACONDA DON'T...* ok... old joke, i'm get out of here...
Not as old as ure mum
HEY, YOU E
HEY, YOU E
HEY,YOU E
Damn, someone still remember tibby dobs mod after 3 years
I just learned this was originally for LISA: The Ollieful what the fuck
Once I got his second fight down to 2 hp before he ran
;(
Is it just me or did the in game version play really, really quietly?
it has a low volume
this is even more pilotredsunny
Don't pet the top snek
Snake Sin
Python Vision
I don't know where I'm going with this
Anaconda Virtue's blasting off again!
The Plauge Anaconda of Doom attacks!
RATTLE RATTLE
Lurking Eyes I fucked a rat-tle
No Hands!
All bite!
No hands, All meme!
*anaconda spits out gasoline!*
rattle rattle.
You e killed tibby dobs!
Cri now
But snakes don’t have hands
The hottest snake in the franchise: ❌
The hottest character in the game: ✔
Can anyone tell me where is he hiding in his 3rd time? Couldn't find him anywhere in downtown.
Not far from the place of the second encounter you should find a hole, enter it and you should see Anaconda Virtue standing near some burning corpses. I suggest you to have Joel with enough SPs to use Mind Games in the first turn and Passionate Threat in the second turn, because in the third fight Anaconda can one-hit kill you if you're Oiled-up.
Many thanks. Oh, and he can apply Oiled-up?
IvanezRus
Yep, he can. He usually loses his first turn doing that so he can kick your ass. Those man-made salts you pick up from the ground can be used in battle to remove that effect but I suggest to spook him and then scare him before he can attack so you don't have to lose a turn to remove Oiled-up.
A Void Inhabitant It was a long time ago, but I defeated him even easier, by learning Steady Aim for Joel, and he was easy to take down for good after this
I just throwed a bottle and then used the minor iris.
gg
is there a video that's only the first pitch?
i'll upload it myself when i start uploading videos again
i liked the third version tho
this is snake88 but deeper and slower
this outdates snake 88 by a number of months.
"All this attention is making me...
*...HOT!*
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imagine if you could still dislike comments.......
where tf is my anaconda r63 porn?
theres some on rule 34 :)
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