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  • @SADBMOSCOW
    @SADBMOSCOW  ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @fanpage9142
    @fanpage9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Road is wide too, people dont walk on it - I love this cop :D.

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was said by SADB, not the cop. The cop is one of the douchebags.

    • @k-rj740
      @k-rj740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@lamarw7757 It do seem it was the cop that said it.

    • @proxima5951
      @proxima5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@lamarw7757 its the cop, look at his mouth

    • @tochka832
      @tochka832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lamarw7757 russian here, - that was said by a traffic police officer

    • @williamdolyniuk7804
      @williamdolyniuk7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unknown errors stupidest piggeys.

  • @flyingdutchman123321
    @flyingdutchman123321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "if it looks like a duck, it's probably a duck" man that botox is surreal

    • @silnicnipirat
      @silnicnipirat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can not understand why women like it... It is disgusting.

    • @selli69
      @selli69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They injected it in her nose also.. Accidentially maybe.. XD

    • @andynixon2820
      @andynixon2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think she got so angry because she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and realised she looked ridiculous .

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It certainly quacks like a duck.

    • @beverleykowalewski6645
      @beverleykowalewski6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FUGLY thing!

  • @MrJess-el8ku
    @MrJess-el8ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    This video started to show folks immediately, that you shouldn't go for plastic surgery...😳

    • @beakytzw
      @beakytzw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She must be the original Bride of Frankenstein!!!

    • @SneakyBadAssOG
      @SneakyBadAssOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think brain surgery would be more fitting.

    • @arvidien5533
      @arvidien5533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Botox poster girl! Also represents Krispy Kreme.

    • @dolphhandcreme
      @dolphhandcreme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's a german politician: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudia_Roth
      ;-)

    • @mjusiqtube
      @mjusiqtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or use her hairdresser. Fat face and fat botox lips need a well thought out haircut and coloring. Can do miracles even for a she-beast.

  • @paulotheman8734
    @paulotheman8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    lady on the phone: Call my friend Putin, tell him to bring tanks.

  • @slomo7951
    @slomo7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    If this is the 'after' plastic surgery then just imagine the 'before'.

    • @londomollari7889
      @londomollari7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She is probably Armenian. So to say, something like extremely low tier Kim Kardashian.

    • @TheSpeedfreak665
      @TheSpeedfreak665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😬

    • @grammargestapo6654
      @grammargestapo6654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @Smurphenstein
      @Smurphenstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe they call it making a silk purse out of a sow's ear. More like lipstick on a pig in my opinion.

    • @SylvanApe
      @SylvanApe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks, I needed a sleepless night of vomiting.

  • @RandysRides
    @RandysRides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    lol...Dig that cop's casual stance on it..."The road is wide, too, and pedestrians don't WALK on it" hahahaha Here's your ticket along with your stickers. Thanks for playing !!

  • @joefairplay2837
    @joefairplay2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Russian Cop: "The streets are wide too but people don't walk in them."

    • @walker3551
      @walker3551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe Fairplay that’s a bad misquote, streets can be walked in and that would be an invalid response, the cop said the roads are wide but people don’t walk in them, more punch to his point

    • @ingvarz7468
      @ingvarz7468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he said the highway is big too... but you don't see people walking on the highway.

    • @MichaelMusou
      @MichaelMusou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Papi Kink I saw it but still gave a thumbs up, you're wrong :D

  • @lucasgeissmann577
    @lucasgeissmann577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thankz Kiril and Team for your sarkasm and making me laugh this time in Quarantäne at home. Hope u all stay healthy

  • @DiskoKDiskoL
    @DiskoKDiskoL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:09 "go teach your wife how to cook soup" I want that on a shirt

    • @readytogo6569
      @readytogo6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alen Vidović I don’t even understand what that means! 🤪

    • @Zep-Dev
      @Zep-Dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@readytogo6569 It means he whoever did not eat soup as a child, has not grown...So it’s kinda calling a married man, an infantile idiot...

    • @TheBooban
      @TheBooban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ze Ep No Soup for You!

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That wasn't even an insult. It'd be a genuinely nice thing to do lol now you get soup for lunch and you did something for your wife. Win-win.

    • @ПавлинаПетрова-й4р
      @ПавлинаПетрова-й4р 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@readytogo6569 if the amateur begins to teach a professional. For example, an amateur gamer teaches a professional gamer how to play computer games. In this case, the profi says: “go teach your wife how to cook a soup”, because usually women cook food much better than men.

  • @Wulfrune
    @Wulfrune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ahh yes, her lips reminded me, I must buy a new inner tube for my truck.

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh JESUS! X'D

    • @benji.B-side
      @benji.B-side 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha One of the best comments on this video. Love it, Respect!!

  • @chechanrevolution992
    @chechanrevolution992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You should have recorded the woman’s reaction to the ticket lol. I would have paid to watch it.

  • @dampaul13
    @dampaul13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Doesn't matter if it's 20 or 30 meters wide. Not allowed. The road is wide, too. But pedestrians don't walk on it."
    Love that response.

    • @gabrielbartos-ou2uy
      @gabrielbartos-ou2uy ปีที่แล้ว

      Bravo, das ist eine gute aussage, , Grüsse aus Düsseldorf

  • @joezullo7792
    @joezullo7792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The final shot of the empty sidewalk says it all -- "Mission Accomplished". You guys are courageous, tactful, and unrelenting.

  • @MrMecc
    @MrMecc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “The road is wide too. But pedestrians don’t walk on it.” Man that was PERFECT. I wish I could have seen the penguins face when he said that to HER. 🤣✊🏾🤣

    • @gabrielbartos-ou2uy
      @gabrielbartos-ou2uy ปีที่แล้ว

      BRAVO , ich sage die hat Schnauze wie ein Garagentor... Grüsse aus Düsseldorf

  • @mrFoolish565
    @mrFoolish565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Stop harrassing Jabba, please!! Has feelings too

    • @ingeposch8091
      @ingeposch8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol!

    • @selli69
      @selli69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jabba? I thought it was Shrek...

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it was the Cloverfield Monster.

    • @musicwelikemang
      @musicwelikemang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Botox the Hutt

    • @joesam.
      @joesam. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs. Jabba

  • @kenisnedeker6024
    @kenisnedeker6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, the audacity of people. How can people be like this? I am thankful that you guys do this because honestly, you are WAY WAY more polite than I would be. Public shaming is something that should be done to these idiots!
    Keep up the good work!!

  • @lemster101
    @lemster101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another job well done. Good job on the police officer too, explaining to the guy in clear terms that it doesn't matter how wide a sidewalk is.

  • @MarinusMakesStuff
    @MarinusMakesStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm happy that despite being annoyed the officer still wrote the ticket. Good job.

  • @Carrierdlr1
    @Carrierdlr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    There’s nothing better than having a recording of what happened, you knew the old short lady which the white wig on was going to lie!!!

  • @bloodyliar
    @bloodyliar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    She needs a new Botox surgeon, it looks like he hit everywhere else before he got the lips

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Looks like a bee attack victim

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Botox is not injected into lips. yaluronic acid is. It helps increase volume in your lips. Collagen, once the most common dermal filler, is used less often today. Now you know.

    • @MrBeevee5
      @MrBeevee5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought it was a guy trying to look like a girl.

    • @kateracme
      @kateracme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is gold!

    • @gregtaylor6146
      @gregtaylor6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Small Chungus ....nope, animals are beautiful !!!

  • @FlipOver
    @FlipOver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:34 the guy said what most XHams think, the cop replied perfectly!
    *Awesome job, guys!*

  • @MaxMineur
    @MaxMineur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the lighthearted and positive attitudes in the beginning of the video

  • @MiJoPaFo
    @MiJoPaFo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Everything about the blonde is the opposite to small.... EVERYTHING!

    • @amirhossainzadeh3951
      @amirhossainzadeh3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not her IQ.

    • @selli69
      @selli69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're right! Even my disgust on her...

  • @exterminateurdeverminesetd1272
    @exterminateurdeverminesetd1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once again, our man Kirill Bunin was there to safe the place !! What a great man! I love this man

  • @xccxvindaloo
    @xccxvindaloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Everybody’s a ‘victim’ including all the law breaking schmucks!! 😜🤣

  • @goranjovic1984
    @goranjovic1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ljudi, vi ste moji IDOLI....Pozdrav s Balkana (Hrvatska)

  • @bartekenterprice5086
    @bartekenterprice5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kiril is becoming more badass every episode :D Great job you are doing there. Changing not only russians sidewalks but also their minds :)

  • @Draganarh
    @Draganarh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sit on the bottle, made my day :D

    • @govaert7
      @govaert7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kirill served that arrogant prick very well!

  • @jimmy6700
    @jimmy6700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love these vids!
    Greetings from Denmark!

  • @Vietimhrdj
    @Vietimhrdj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t get enough of this channel!!!

  • @rastachech1375
    @rastachech1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Botched... lmao. Spasiba from Spain. You are awesome!

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Quack, Quack, Quack!!" lol

  • @jmjosemora16
    @jmjosemora16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haven’t watched a video of yours in a while. Glad you guys still do not disappoint. Be safe out there brothas!!
    Much love from California

  • @sammybubba176
    @sammybubba176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:56 - oh my god! she is wearing two different shoes! probably couldn't see the difference over her protruding lips.

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is a nice clear sidewalk, no messy cars on it. 👍

  • @ZekeThePlumber86
    @ZekeThePlumber86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will never ever understand why people think that disgusting botox is appealing. It's absolutely appalling!

    • @gabrielbartos-ou2uy
      @gabrielbartos-ou2uy ปีที่แล้ว

      Bravo, die sieht schräge aus. Grüsse aus Düsseldorf

  • @vejet
    @vejet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You'll get what's coming to you with all these games..."
    "I haven't played on a computer for a long time."
    Another classic one-liner from Kirill 😂

  • @kingjoedirt1334
    @kingjoedirt1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious w the Botched title!!!! Keep up the good work men and women.

  • @solidacid1337
    @solidacid1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfect timing! I was JUST checking youtube, hoping there would be anew SADB video! it's been here for less than a minute!

  • @dragoboxinggym446
    @dragoboxinggym446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Standing on the sidewalk with a neat speak
    Comes a woman with a big beak " :)

  • @victorvondoom968
    @victorvondoom968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    « Sit on the bottle! » 😂😂👌

  • @Vanman-ed9og
    @Vanman-ed9og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trust me said the person taking her money, you will look lovely 😂😂😂😂

  • @lagunalibre117
    @lagunalibre117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last guy arguing about the wide trottoir got served by the officer, well done! Where is batman when you need it btw? Haha!

  • @wizetek
    @wizetek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome. Thanks for posting.

  • @darthwithit417
    @darthwithit417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man you guys had a chance to catch a Jynx! You really should brought some extra-roomy pokeballs!

  • @chahid780
    @chahid780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are heroes, thank you

  • @Peter56Persson
    @Peter56Persson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video, one of the best! Thanks!

  • @f0t0b0y
    @f0t0b0y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hands down the coolest Russians in the world. 🙌🏼🤘🏼🍺

  • @Jeppe.P.Bjerget
    @Jeppe.P.Bjerget 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great job. People is acting like crazy , and it seems that people in the 50-60 is the worst driver. I wish you all the best, and hope you get a great weekend. Best wishes from Jan

  • @sepride5495
    @sepride5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this chanel...indonesia here...nice job guys

  • @simonrook5743
    @simonrook5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video, keep up the good work!
    Just for a bit of fun, while you were talking to the cop you could only see ROSPA of the Eurospar sign, in the UK ROSPA is the ROyal Society for the Prevention of Accidents!

  • @Silverag212
    @Silverag212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "A 20 meter wide sidewalk?" ASSUMING that it is ok to park
    "It doesn't matter if it is 20 or 30 meters wide it is not allowed" Sidewalk is for pedestrians
    In English we have a saying when you "ASSUME" something, you make an "ASS" out of "U" and "ME"
    Do not ASS U ME

  • @peterburke5174
    @peterburke5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Krili ( I hope I spelt that right) you told a man to sit on a bottle, you are a bad boy lol.

  • @kiesha86
    @kiesha86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone should have called ghostbusters

  • @debarents5577
    @debarents5577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I liked the police for the first time. He answered like Kiril would do...hehehe

  • @warlockjmn
    @warlockjmn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Go teach your wife how to cook soup." Lolz!!

  • @1800mexicano
    @1800mexicano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cow in the thumbnail though lmao

  • @angelicupstart1977
    @angelicupstart1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The blonde woman had really nice fish lips 😂

  • @petarpetrovic3656
    @petarpetrovic3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So... if Batman have batmobile, penguin have... cadillac? 🤔
    Good work guys, greetings from Serbia. Привет 🍻

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fish lipped lady: “Call the guys”
    Speaking clock: “at the beep, it will be 4:36pm...”

  • @johnflynn4923
    @johnflynn4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice haircut. One way of bringing back the mullet...

  • @667Mumble
    @667Mumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find it funny how some drivers they can clearly see you're in front of their car, continue to drive to the point they almost run you over so you have to jump on their hood to avoid being run over, and yet the driver gets angry at YOU for being almost run over by them!!!

  • @conejopestilente
    @conejopestilente 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh the irony, being called a "pig" by Miss Piggy herself.

  • @readytogo6569
    @readytogo6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great job, as always❣️💕

  • @proxy4781
    @proxy4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:15 wait so she calls someone else to call the police.... 🤔 😁😂🤣

  • @akshaysalunke245
    @akshaysalunke245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your guy's doing good job love from india mumbai

  • @casual-zq6uh
    @casual-zq6uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I see the thumbnail and I know it's going to be a good episode

  • @rappers5719
    @rappers5719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bravo guys!

  • @paulirish972
    @paulirish972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It seems that SCHMUCK is a universal word. LOL

  • @Smurphenstein
    @Smurphenstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The footpath seemed remarkably clear afterward. A SADB miracle!

  • @afilina
    @afilina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6 seconds into the video: a woman with lips, hair and speech like that has a 200% increased chance of being a Karen. She almost fits into an Oblivion NPC dialog.

  • @emmanuelgilbert1960
    @emmanuelgilbert1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome work 👏

  • @drazvannn
    @drazvannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That store manager really hates you guys! 🤣

  • @shoogagoo
    @shoogagoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was the biggest platypus I've ever seen!

  • @gabrielbartos-ou2uy
    @gabrielbartos-ou2uy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bravo, meine Meinung. Grüsse aus Düsseldorf

  • @toninho7307
    @toninho7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    still admiring your patience...

  • @3kcc
    @3kcc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very well done, guys

  • @GreasyTrout
    @GreasyTrout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "go teach your wife how to make soup"
    What a mad lad xD

  • @dims2748
    @dims2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:49 : was her lips stung by a bee ?

  • @allspooledup2584
    @allspooledup2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Go teach your wife how to cook soup” Now that’s a first for this channel lol

  • @flemmingjensen119
    @flemmingjensen119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whe dont have those problems in denmark but I think its cool your standing up too peoble like that😁

  • @catvoice5336
    @catvoice5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tension, evil music strarts: now the funny part begins. 5:12

  • @MickJ666
    @MickJ666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Russians female version of UK prime minister Boris Johnson at the start 🤣🤣

  • @carlhamer3762
    @carlhamer3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She should see a doctor, I think she's having a severe allergic reaction to something...

    • @jw8687
      @jw8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And she looks in the mirror and she thinks she's hot.....🤮

  • @viktoratamaani3784
    @viktoratamaani3784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hah hah..., good works boys.., and hello from Finland!

  • @Rufusdos
    @Rufusdos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good work as always lads.

  • @ascher40
    @ascher40 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those lips at 6:44 are only good for ONE thing!!! LOL

  • @randeraad
    @randeraad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Go teach you wife how to cook soup". lol

  • @laurasanchez7105
    @laurasanchez7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Sit on the bottle" LOL

  • @appurusosu
    @appurusosu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. Such a good quality camera you guys got

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought that was Rebel Wilson at first.

  • @kurohyouka2922
    @kurohyouka2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    respect guys keep it up

  • @penmann4003
    @penmann4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Botched Ride" how very fitting to that thumbnail haha

  • @Nipponing
    @Nipponing 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:09 Hahaha what?! That's a new one... Made no sense. XD

  • @aggdime5555
    @aggdime5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hulk hogan on vacation in russia after eating 1000 shashlyks :)

  • @marksavage618
    @marksavage618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh boy, that lady who hit the two pedestrians parks close to the store very often

  • @hadjesti
    @hadjesti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The road is wide too but pedestrian don’t walk on it. Epic

  • @insertname8042
    @insertname8042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just to be clear. Hitting people on purpose with your car is always illegal. That means even if the people were illegally standing in the road.

  • @kostasplevrakis1589
    @kostasplevrakis1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good job. Greetings from Greece.