You should come to the earls high school In Birmingham because your funny and we’re stressed cuz of the GCSE’s. It would be such a good thing aswell cuz I remember watching your vids when I was younger and always wished that you’d come to my primary school but now I’m in the last year of high school so it’s mad
Go to little Ilford school because 95 percent of the school is Asian (good thing) and no flex but the toilets have a lot of bottles with half amount of water within it just saying
I go to Cox Green in maidenhead (yeah Ik Theresa May smh) my school is white middle class dominated (not being racist just stating facts) and It would be amazing if you could come and talk about brown culture and the stigma against Muslims e.t.c thank you for all your hard work so far we all appreciate it x
This was so funny with GARY the Gorah LOL -- i think you should also come to Oriel High School in West Sussex Crawley in maidenbower.- My niece and nephew go there and they are HUGE fans as well! If you can make it happen please do .. all the kids will love it there!
Little Ilford School East London im in year 10 and i think you should come here because our school is poor and we never have special guests and I think everyone in our school if they had the chance would love to meet you because you are so funny and almost everyone i know, knows who you are and if they don't I'm sure they will love your content. Thank You 👍 p.s. bring your own lotah
come to little ilford school in newham because literally everyone there loves you and your videos and it would make everyone just happy and positive ☺️☺️
Come to small heath school, it’s kind of a celebrity hot spot since we had a TV show filmed there, schools still rubbish though. Everyone has heard of you though
Your hand I go to Hammersmith college would you mind going to my college and talk about how how to do how to be how do you sort out your French problems I’ve got problem with my phone with my friend my problem is he took my girl away from me what shall I do😍😍😍😍😍😍
Humza u probs recognize this account just want yu to know that my respect is high up for u man I’ve been watching you for about 8 yrs now and you’ve made me laugh so much. I loved the days when you and fat Umar used to do vids wiv each other but the best part about them days was the lessons that you taught us at the end. May you succeed and get what you want .Ameen
@@at1b0z You literally aren't funny. Learn some real humour apart from 12 year old jokes and sub-23 iq jokes before you comment something like a real dumbass.
Yo come to Harper Green School in Bolton because you’re the only youtuber I can watch every video and enjoy it and you read all the comments and see what people say also you’re so funny.
Pllsssssss come to plumsteadmanor schl in London because u went to my brothers schl woolwich Poly when he was young but now he’s in uni😂! Wallahi I’m a BIGGGGGG fan of u my whole family my cousins , friends, aunties even my aunties know who you are and I’ve recommended u several times ! I wish u got a million subs. I can relate so much since I’m Pakistani and Muslim and we’ve got the same surname “Arshad”!! Seriously massive fan since I was little it would be the BEST if u can come to our schl
Any day: **No one actually offers food at school** The second it’s Ramadan... **Everyone** : Hey Zeynep! U want some food? Me: 😭 Btw this is a true story
I live in a small town in Dewsbury .my school is headfield junior school.its not like London and if u come,u will have a different experience.bring me a copy of u book.also,. If u come, u have to bring ur own lota.
My school is in bradford and it's called Beckfoot upper heaton and I would like you to come to my school because I really want to meet yu and ur videos are the best you are so underrated and I want that to change because I've been watching your videos since the beginning and if you come to my school it will be the best and make mine and everyones day. Ps it's in Bradford so you will meet all the apna boys ygm my names yusuf aswell so if you do come I'll tell you I was the one who wrote this to you. Remember to bring a lota because the school doesnt provide one or a coke bottle either ones fine tbh.
Go to Spalding Grammar School cus there are bare Indians and gora there and manz feeling like he's being surrounded. Plus these Indians u gotta watch out or the gora cus they will chef u trust me unless its Albert Einstein putter. Jk but try I know it maybe quite far but it would be amazing. Humza you have been there whenever I was down even tho we don't know each other and u made me bare happy when I was sad and jolly. My name is Humza as well coincidentally and I'm in year 8. I'm a bit lanky.
I got to oxford spires academy in oxford I really want you to come because I’ve been watching you for years now and you’ve also inspired me to do good things and your videos are really great. My wish is one day to meet you. I would love if you would come down and hopefully I see you there.🙏🙏🙏🙏
786 Ass salam am aly kum Humza brother im a big fan yaar from bk in da day 05 times man you really smashed it fam allhumduliah may Allah swt give us all toofeek. tc and continue your great work
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Do a diss track on Boris Johnson
Like so he can see
HAHA goood one and i call him Joris Bohnson
No that's something that LOWKEY would do very well 🎉
'lemme get straight to the point yh'....the most iconic line to have ever been said in Asian history
The lotas will come in handy for them during quarantine now 😂
lol
“Feeling a bit arabicy”. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Lol I’m Arabic and got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why lol
I’m from Yemen 🇾🇪
You should come to the earls high school In Birmingham because your funny and we’re stressed cuz of the GCSE’s.
It would be such a good thing aswell cuz I remember watching your vids when I was younger and always wished that you’d come to my primary school but now I’m in the last year of high school so it’s mad
“If the lota was a 3210, that would be an iPhone.” 😂😂😂
Diss Garry the gorah and Toni the kala!!!
Or diss the sidemen 😂
Get into some drama
Go to little Ilford school because 95 percent of the school is Asian (good thing) and no flex but the toilets have a lot of bottles with half amount of water within it just saying
Himzi 123 I live in Ilford and I’m Asian
Oh my god my grandma lives tight opposite little ilford and my mum went there lol
I live in ilford
I used to go little ilford school loool
Had to make the vid 10 mins 😂😂🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
"you cheeky mozlamics" LOOOOOOOL HUMZA
i say dis everytime but styll , i been watching since da first episode of diary of the badman nd hopeee u reach 1 mil soon Xx
I go to Cox Green in maidenhead (yeah Ik Theresa May smh) my school is white middle class dominated (not being racist just stating facts) and It would be amazing if you could come and talk about brown culture and the stigma against Muslims e.t.c thank you for all your hard work so far we all appreciate it x
Cox Green ik people from there
Same
That sounds like a pretty racist school
coz green is a shithole i go fp
Btw diss Toni the kala
@@ricodsanchez6792 what
rico d'sanchez well you can go to an Indian and say that
@@ricodsanchez6792 pls stfu
I still watch your videos you made 10 years ago
This was so funny with GARY the Gorah LOL -- i think you should also come to Oriel High School in West Sussex Crawley in maidenbower.- My niece and nephew go there and they are HUGE fans as well! If you can make it happen please do .. all the kids will love it there!
Hamza u r sooo funny and the best youtuber out there mashalah
Shut up he's $hit a$$
@@faizdin7432 fatty waste man
You shutup
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
rico d'sanchez shut up
There is a lot of Arabs that watch your vids and we all love them
It’s funny how he called Gary racist even though his name is Gary the gourah
sir john cass in stepney cuz whole school didnt seee u i was in year 6 when u came so u coming while im in year 11 would lift up spirits
Isleworth and Aton I’ve been a fan since your first Doabm series with umar 😂😂😂
Little Ilford School East London im in year 10 and i think you should come here because our school is poor and we never have special guests and I think everyone in our school if they had the chance would love to meet you because you are so funny and almost everyone i know, knows who you are and if they don't I'm sure they will love your content. Thank You 👍 p.s. bring your own lotah
Stfu
Can you please come to Hodgehill college, Birmingham everyone loves you there even the ghore love you and keep up the hard work humza we all love you
Praying salah next to a Christmas tree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 dying
PLEASEEEE come to oasis Shirley Park coz I have been watching you videos since I was born and you are literally my hero ❤️😉 you are the BESTTTTTTT
come to little ilford school in newham because literally everyone there loves you and your videos and it would make everyone just happy and positive ☺️☺️
Come to Burlington dans academy because me and my friends love you
Forest school (the private one 😂)
You have so many fans over here and us asians need a bit of back up against the goras innit 😂
Muzlamic raygunssss
I love all of your videos keep it up bro I’m glad doabm shorts is carrying on 💙
ayo come down at hazelwick sckkoool in Crawley. u got some madd fans here n ur bodyguard ifty has a nephew dat lives here too
I go to a school in Birmingham called Cockshut hill secondary plz come cos u are a funny TH-camd that makes my day
Cockshut lmao
Cockshut sounds like slang for erectile dysfunction.
Come to small heath school, it’s kind of a celebrity hot spot since we had a TV show filmed there, schools still rubbish though. Everyone has heard of you though
Come to Upton Court Grammar School as we have bare Asians and we would easily relate to you easily 🙏🏽😂
beg you come to kings Norton Girls' school in birmingham, got da GCSE ting going need your banter to keep us going
You should come to Lister Community School coz everyone loves you and just will love to have you
Yo Hamza, I know you are probz busy and all that yeaah. But have u got any dates for the next episode of BADMAN S2
Inferno trust
he said sometime next year
Come to Norlington because for one we have great academic stats and two we are the best school
Norlington, great academic stats? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I cant breatheeeeee 😂😭 battyman skl
Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
Check out Reach Academy's stats- it's good.
Fam norlington is a nitty school bunch of wasteman go there
Yo come lode heath in brum cuz the schools bare depressing
Come at Harrow high
I never got the chance to see you there but I’m in Harrow high now an I was gutted when u went there before I started Harrow high
Come Heston Communtiy school hounslow everybody here would kill to see you brother!
Come to Birmingham and go to lode heath secondary school and teach the guras how to use a lotta
Come to king edwards aston Birmingham they need lotahs
Yes g I'm in yr 8 wbu
@@ridwaanmohammed5743 yr9
What form you in
Brandon n u
@@ridwaanmohammed5743 temperley
U should come to derby high school bury Manchester bcuz u acc have bare fans there Including me and no good celebrity has ever came so plz come g
Faizaan bruh I used to go to derby high
@Faizaan A man city fan? *Plastic fans, stadium and players.*
Come to beckfoot Thornton hamza!!!!! Because like just come init and it would be baddddddddddddd
Come to carshalton girls...we treat our visitors/external speakers like a king and it gets us out of a lesson:)
Toniiii the kala
Yo shut up spacker
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
St. Paul’s way : you’ve already been to Langdon
Please come to holly lodge in smethwick theres bare asians there.
Muhammad Isa agree
Came to my school because I'm a fan of yours . And I have your book. Chater school . Pleas.👍🏽👍🏽😃
Come to Gatwick secondary school I’ve been watching you for years you have made me laugh when I have been feeling down and have motivated me in life
Ark globe primary becoz everyone talks about ur videos and r huge fans
I used to go there haha 😂
Come to
Marsden heights community college
Brierfield , Lancashire
You should come because evy1 knows u and evry1 is a fan especially y10
MR Hych yes yes what yr u in
Seven Kings Secondary School
I just wanna miss a lesson or something, all bants if you come
Come to Bellahouston Academy in Scotland omg if you do seriously everybody there will freak out I swear they love u here
You should come to Ormiston New Academy in Wolverhampton. I would live to see you and I am a very big fan
make a diss on jazzie and toni the khala
buchta27 that would be sickk
buchta27 yeah 😂
Its kala not khala that means aunty
Your hand I go to Hammersmith college would you mind going to my college and talk about how how to do how to be how do you sort out your French problems I’ve got problem with my phone with my friend my problem is he took my girl away from me what shall I do😍😍😍😍😍😍
@@ayaanzaman7786 your sentence don't make sense
Diss jake Paul
Zuhaib Shah he can’t fight him only big gibber
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
Ahlie
This isn’t init, miss the old dairy of a bad man
Come to Denbigh High School in Luton because everyone is a fan of you !!!!
Please come to The Robert Napier School in Gillingham. I love ur vids
NAAAAAAAAAAA. DO A DISS ON BORIS JOHNSON. THAT WOULD BE JOKES 😂 😂
beggggggg
Beef Dexter aka mrkerrah
Or isky
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
@@ricodsanchez6792 I can hook you up
@@abdulwahidgafur6411 damn r u santa Christmas came for me this year😂
Love you loadsxxxx your so funny
Humza u probs recognize this account just want yu to know that my respect is high up for u man I’ve been watching you for about 8 yrs now and you’ve made me laugh so much. I loved the days when you and fat Umar used to do vids wiv each other but the best part about them days was the lessons that you taught us at the end. May you succeed and get what you want .Ameen
Come Fitzalan High School in Cardiff, Wales! We have bare Asians here, fam!
I go to may flower and because I love you xoxo
Mayflowers gay like your mum
Superioratib 72 bro get off your iPad it’s your bedtime.
Superioratib 72 noody asked for your opinion
@@at1b0z Description of yourself?
@@at1b0z You literally aren't funny. Learn some real humour apart from 12 year old jokes and sub-23 iq jokes before you comment something like a real dumbass.
Do a Diss Track on your mum, not in real life mum but the one in DOABN or Badman 😂. Or you can do one on Santa, or whatever you want...
Bruv you'll get flattened by the rolling pin
Kasme your video are so sick. Make them more longer!!
Cathays high school Cardiff , it’s a diverse society and many Muslims me and my friends have been following you for years
Yo come to Harper Green School in Bolton because you’re the only youtuber I can watch every video and enjoy it and you read all the comments and see what people say also you’re so funny.
Please come to iqra academy in Peterborough please me and my friends would die to see u thank u 🙏 xx😂🥳🥳🥳 can’t wait 😊
I’m from Peterborough and u making this comment and your profile pic combined make u and us look deluded.
Come to the heathland school in Hounslow we're basically all Asian looool
Diss Eminem. Also you should go to beckfoot upper heaton secondary school because BD9 is ends and you will definitely have fans in that school
bd9 4 lyf
BD9 k wah cuz
Ye my school is in bd9 ends as well bradford grammar
BD3 for lyf
Fk bd9
You should come to Oxford Spires Academy cuz I know people that are your fans x
Pllsssssss come to plumsteadmanor schl in London because u went to my brothers schl woolwich Poly when he was young but now he’s in uni😂! Wallahi I’m a BIGGGGGG fan of u my whole family my cousins , friends, aunties even my aunties know who you are and I’ve recommended u several times ! I wish u got a million subs. I can relate so much since I’m Pakistani and Muslim and we’ve got the same surname “Arshad”!! Seriously massive fan since I was little it would be the BEST if u can come to our schl
Diss Vikkstar123
Yes please
That would be jokes
HaiderXMD OMG YESSSSSS
Haider ur such a neek
Any day:
**No one actually offers food at school**
The second it’s Ramadan...
**Everyone** : Hey Zeynep! U want some food?
Me: 😭
Btw this is a true story
Cuz any other day we would take it but when fasting they know we can’t take anything innit!!
Like wtf in my school we would get some shit food but when its ramadan they pull out pizza and nice stuff
ASIANTRYHARDXD _ your schools racist lol
Diss logan paul gonna be jokes
Holy family in Keighley England you should come because everybody talks about you and it will be fun
smithills school bolton bc theres bare gunda bois who need to learn to use a lot bruv plus we love u inihh
dur beta ami bangali
ami o bangali
Oi re
yaa ami syhleti
Silet or dakah
uga beta shoman thoi Bala asot ni
Who’s been watching for over 5 years??
👇🏼
Lets gooooooooooooo PFC FOR LIFE
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
rico d'sanchez stfuuuu
@@ricodsanchez6792 imma steal all your tacos and burritos before you can even *B A T H E IN G U A C A M O L E.*
@@DoodleFlow ha ha
@@saidmuhammed7_889 look dude dont feel intimidated because i can get the puntang u wish u could get.
love my man badman
Come to Queensbridge school Birmingham because we have loads of your fans here g
Diss gary the gorra
ami bangla
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
I live in a small town in Dewsbury .my school is headfield junior school.its not like London and if u come,u will have a different experience.bring me a copy of u book.also,. If u come, u have to bring ur own lota.
I was born in Dewsbury and most my family live there. My cousin used to go to Carlton Junior and Infant School.
My cousins live there 2
@@Usman-qt2qy that's cool
I used to go there uno
@@ash9501 one of the best places
Come to Wood Green Academy Wednsbury Birmingham Cuz all the schools basically asain init 😂 and we have our gcse soon and we need motivation to pass
he's gonna google wga and read the google reviews 😂
maaaan ur close to mines i go to wodensborough ormiston academy but there’s too many whites there so no point to be honest
Please come to slougheton please we are all biggg fans
please come to hollingworth high in rochdale u got bare fans there init
My school is in bradford and it's called Beckfoot upper heaton and I would like you to come to my school because I really want to meet yu and ur videos are the best you are so underrated and I want that to change because I've been watching your videos since the beginning and if you come to my school it will be the best and make mine and everyones day. Ps it's in Bradford so you will meet all the apna boys ygm my names yusuf aswell so if you do come I'll tell you I was the one who wrote this to you. Remember to bring a lota because the school doesnt provide one or a coke bottle either ones fine tbh.
I’m from Bradford and I go Dixons Allerton
Lucky bastards
I'm in Queenie
Diss Umar or Dexter
Diss toni the kala and gary the gora
Heston community school many people love you there
Go to Spalding Grammar School cus there are bare Indians and gora there and manz feeling like he's being surrounded. Plus these Indians u gotta watch out or the gora cus they will chef u trust me unless its Albert Einstein putter. Jk but try I know it maybe quite far but it would be amazing. Humza you have been there whenever I was down even tho we don't know each other and u made me bare happy when I was sad and jolly. My name is Humza as well coincidentally and I'm in year 8. I'm a bit lanky.
Diss Asif
Like wag1
im white and id love nothing more than a pakibird in my life
Diss Boris the kanjar
COME TO STEPNEY GREEN SECONDARY SCHOOL PLEASE
Iftekhar Ahmed in tower hamlets innit🤣 I go spw
Young_n.06 yh yh
I got to oxford spires academy in oxford I really want you to come because I’ve been watching you for years now and you’ve also inspired me to do good things and your videos are really great. My wish is one day to meet you. I would love if you would come down and hopefully I see you there.🙏🙏🙏🙏
786 Ass salam am aly kum Humza brother im a big fan yaar from bk in da day 05 times man you really smashed it fam allhumduliah may Allah swt give us all toofeek. tc and continue your great work