I FINALLY play Baldi... but I was a lot closer to Baldi than anyone ever knew... this is sad can we get 1 thousand hundred thousand hundred baldi likes on baldi's basics game.
@Lemon demon nuhsjmdh Basically people don’t know she is talking about a movie, but instead they think that she is talking about herself living in Alabama
"He's gonna beat me with the ruler, and I'm going to enjoy every second of it." Like of you understand.. Oh btw you don't have to lol Edit : bro it's been like 2 years
Tips for Albert: the soda works so if you spit it at Baldi it will push him away You can use the keys to escape detention The bully won’t let you pass if you don’t have any items like chocolate or Bsoda I’m pretty sure the chocolate gives you stamina The principal will take you to detention if you break the school rules like entering faculty or running in the halls You can use scissors to cut playtimes jump rope and escape For every notebook you collect Baldi will get faster and faster You can get Bsoda from the vending machines or from the cafeteria Hope this helps :)
HE'S SO HOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
Baldi is me when I was walking with my friend and her brother was playing with slime so I was like 'can I feel it?' (my mistake I guess xD) and he looked at me, smirked, (he liked me for Idk how long but all Ik is it was a friday when he realized and ever since he liked me though Idk about now bc of break) and was like 'thats what she said' if you want more of the story, reply. even though this is practically the whole story
When i saw the thumbnail and the video title i literally was expecting something interesting with the mod if u never break up with Baldi would he never hit you...
Not the TH-cam algorithm giving me the masterpiece made by Albert after all these years just because I've watched like 9 different "baldi you're mine" videos...
Step one get past the bully Step two put the money in the phone Step three put the Non hearing baldi thing then he can't hear doors Like this so flamingo can see it!!!!!
4 years ago, I found this video, this is the first video I ever saw from Albert, and 4 years later, I'm still watching him, and he is one of my favorite TH-camrs, figured I'd mention it
"He's going to beat me with a ruler, and I'm going to enjoy every second"
-Albert, 2018
He is though
[Edit]: 2 likes is an accomplishment for me. Thanks!
POUNCEtheSAVAGE no 2019
@@juliewinkel472 Published on May 26, 2018
Oh yeah forgot to check the date it was posted on
K I N K Y
"Wow! You exist"
"He noticed me"
I DIED
lmao same
if you died how did you post this?
@n00b_Nob I KNOW I WAS JUST BEING FUNNY HOW COME EVERYBODY HATES ME
"We are a family..... A family that dates each other apparently-snickers-"
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oh lord
@Lemon demon nuhsjmdh Basically people don’t know she is talking about a movie, but instead they think that she is talking about herself living in Alabama
I love the little: “He’s so.. He’s so HAAAAAAAAWWWWWT!
U MEAN THUMBNAIL HE IS MINEEEE
MINE
@@boyfriend7308 he's mine idiot
@@cookie9910 shut up
@@davefajardo2092 No HE is MINE!
4:53 "No you... FFFFFAAAA-"
10:03 "I love you~" "ThAT's GrEaT"
XD
Obvioush XDDDD
~WoW tHaTs GrEaT!!
YOUR CHEATING ON BALDI! WHY ALBERT!
Noobykid9999 Main BALDI DOESNT TREAT HIM RIGHT!
Albert: Wait, he has *THREE EYEBROWS*
me: *that is his hair*
Baldi: *MAD*
It is not his hair it's his eyebrow
YES IT IS THE BALDI HAIR PIECE
Mac Tonight YOU SILLY
@@RoyceTH-cam even ask mystman it's his 3rd eyebrow
No it’s his eyebrow for his third eye
I love how he tried to pay $30,000 to the owner.
That was nice that he donate 30,000$
@@joeydawg6558 $30,000 the dollar sign is in front
That’s so sweet 🥲
@@crying_cloudz lol you can do it either way xd
Dude predicted the braso situation
Flamingo: “I LOVE YOU!”
Jump rope girl: “Wow, that’s great!🙃”
XD
She is playtime/sally I think
10:05 lol
@@crystal_ly9595 playtime not sall just telling
her name is play time
"I love you!"
*"WOW THAT'S GREAT!"*
"Ok! Ok! Take them all away..."
I died at that part 😂
D a n i i k
D a n i i assa
the girl actually said lets play
LG FlowerBomb *that's great
Alberto’s scream was more terrifying than baldi... 😂
I AGREEE XD
Ikr. Everytime he screamed I jumped-
XDDD yes
Alberto you got auto corrected to?
Unicorn Nuggets IKR!!! ;-;
“I’ll do whatever it takes to become your girlfr-
* milliseconds’ thought *
Boyfriend-“
*hnnghngn*
*”HE REALLY LIKES ME” lmao 😂 are we gonna respect him-
Yes :)
“This is a weird dating simulator.”
-Albert Artez, playing a *school simulator.*
𝚢 𝚎 𝚜
Thats the joke
me when playing undertale "this is a weird roleplay game"
*yes*
*_yes_*
Albert- I love you
Playtime- wow that's Great
10:05
Lol
XD
Playtime just does not care XD
Albert: ahahaha
Aww he finnally find his crush ;)
I don’t know why this randomly went in my recommended, but I love it.
hadhsba me too!
i love how it took him 10 minutes to realize that he was supposed to collect the notebooks
Albert: This game is free but developer.....
You know what? *TAKE MY MONEY*
30.000 dollars!
Amount is too high.
okay so you get nothing....
Barbara Kowalska *Wow He’s So He’s So HOTTTTTTTT*
Albert: He's going to kill me you idiot AHH!!!!!!
SophieGirl kjj7
Barbara Kowalska BOB
BOP
Albert when he meets me in real life:
2:57
XD
XDDDDD
نــهــى،،
YES JOKE VERY FUNNY AAAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOL XD
I can say the same thing for myself ;w;
Only epic 100 memers will understand haha 😃😃 بالدي هي أمي
3:51 PERFECT JUMPSCARE MOMMENT
“I hope you can support me and baldy through this tough time”
Me: *so you literally just told the future of 2020*
A
@@somecirclewithsunglasses3994 why'd you reply if u were gonna say something random and not about the comment?:|
12:26 Me when the one kid in class says "WhAt AbOut THe HoMeWoRk?!"
~raises hand slowly as I’m that kid~
*YOU NEED REST!*
Chicken Queen to save my spot 8:23
@@CoatApple Your classmates are gonna jump you one day 😃
"He's gonna beat me with the ruler, and I'm going to enjoy every second of it."
Like of you understand..
Oh btw you don't have to lol
Edit : bro it's been like 2 years
When I heard it I understood immediately and worried-
dpbq? • 100,00 years ago she said you don't haft to
Edit: why am I first out of all of these people
I-
dpbq? • 100,00 years ago
They are both the same thing
I dont understand
I love how it took him like half of the video to realize that he could run\sprint
9:58
albert: oh youre so hot I WISH I COULD DATE YOU INSTEAD OF BALDI- BALDI DOESNT EVEN TREAT ME RIGHT!! I LOVE YOU
playtime: wOwwW tHaTs GrEaT
“Like spicy diaherra hot with blood”
Baldi: *Is that a compliment?*
*E*
Albert: yes it is
Eeeee
OH GOD
*yes that’s a compliment*
Baldi: *slaps ruler*
Ruler: faster please
Baldi: what
Ruler: what
Mortised TheGamerGod XD
Best comment
gimme more likes.
I’m laughing my lungs out
Mortised TheGamerGod Lol
I laughed at every single second of this video🤣😂
People: Baldi is a horror game
Flamingo: Baldi is a dating game
I wonder if Baldi eats his FrUiTs?!
I will eat all my strawberries ALL OF THEM I'll EAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS SAMMY
Sammy The Strawberry Werdo jk u are buttefall p.s. im bad at spelling.
Lol
I don't I eat VERY unhealthy.
We already know this isn’t albert
“A family that dates each other apparently”
SWEET HOME ALABAMA-
YEE HAW BOI
Lol
Their sistir is daeting hisss broftjfjfjjrfjfrhettrrrfx
Sistiir
Sister
Tips for Albert:
the soda works so if you spit it at Baldi it will push him away
You can use the keys to escape detention
The bully won’t let you pass if you don’t have any items like chocolate or Bsoda
I’m pretty sure the chocolate gives you stamina
The principal will take you to detention if you break the school rules like entering faculty or running in the halls
You can use scissors to cut playtimes jump rope and escape
For every notebook you collect Baldi will get faster and faster
You can get Bsoda from the vending machines or from the cafeteria
Hope this helps :)
I think your a bit late
2:10 When your crush glances at you on accident:
Omg lol
*Can we take a moment just to appreciate the thumbnail..*
Moon Ehh Uhhh Yes
*draws on paper a moment* *gives*
Coryxkenshin
yeeeeeeedh
*takes a momment* HEHE
4:52 my alarm in the morning
Lmao
A a a a a
wow
LOL
LOL XD
That’s my ringtone
I love how Albert is just hitting on Baldi the whole time.
"He's going to beat me to death with a ruler, and i'm going to enjoy every second."
1:07
Hm kinky
@@Catmow ;-;
@@darianasewell4381 😏😃😄
Squidward: *O NO HE'S HOT!*
We all know squidward wants a slapping from Baldi
My Stuff Baldi look like Squidwaaaaaaarrrrd tooooooooo!
Baldi is squilium fancysun, squidwards arch enemy
My Stuff lol
I bet squidward would like a slappin from Baldi (☞゚ヮ゚)☞
My Stuff Oml
"He is going to beat me to death with a ruler, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it!"
(five seconds later)
"AHHHHHH STOP"
😏
@@OSCSHITPOST i-
@@OSCSHITPOST *Dirty mind~* *Dirty mind~* *D-d-d-d-dirty mind~*
Bruh it aint even dirty
Happy 9Million! I was here since the time this came out
Tips: Use the BSODA and aim it at baldi when he is coming.
Bruh moment
Albert: C-can i touch him?
*B O P*
Albert: AAAAA
Ninja Midnight i heard that as i read this X3
Ninja Midnight n
Ninja Midnight i jumped when he did that ;;
What is my life? He sometimes ruin my childhood
But baldi ruined it.
“He’s gonna beat you to death with his ruler”
Pffft, more like..
he’s gonna spank ya butt with his ruler XD
wth I just commented on ur video 2 minutes ago and you’re here.
*hes still gunna enjoy every moment of it.*
Sparnkle 😂😂😂
The Endangered Guest XD is cancer
cringeroasttoast 2 srsly
2018 albert is such a vibe
Ikr
This was my favorite video since 6th grade 😭💀
"i will do anything to become your gitlfriend- BOYFRIEND"
*what are you hiding from us*
TeaSnail ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)
Hes gay
Opinions Matter there, u got it 😏
He actually might be BI, no one knoooowwwwssss
He is secretly bisexual
"He'll never suspect me to break the rules just like he broke my heart"
-Albert 2018
I love your channel! You make horror games into comedies
Albert: “He’s going to beat me to death and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”
Also Albert like three minutes later: “AHHHHHHHHHHHH”
10:38
Albert: *staring at the board that says "her"*
Also Albert: Is this a boy or a girl
What
Lol
Lol
Kitty Gacha what,??
She*
Albert: I love you
Play time: wow thats great
Shuzo Yamanaka no she says wow let’s play
Chloe of the Village IDIOT STOP WE KNOW THATTTTT ITS A FREAKING JOKE
Lol
@ItsLightWithABoi it says it on subtitles
No playtime says
“Wow let’s play,let’s play again! Sometime.....”
“Oh my god there he is, hes so.. hes so HOOOOOT”
i miss the old days where albert used to say boop. ive seen this video atleast 5 times. its one of my favourites hes made.
" hes gonna beat me with a ruler, and I'm gonna enjoy every second of it "
*I see what you did there*
@Xiomara Mayorga >:33
r/suddenlygay
@@impregnated_man n o
@@user-mc7zs6gj8z >:33333 hell
@@kadenmorales9854 gay no
"He's going to beat me with his ruler! And I'm going to enjoy it!"
Kinky...
Fg
4:24 - 4:27 and 4:52
@Kor.Gacha.Cutest Dirty mind~ 😆
I love how his first reaction to actually playing the game is like an underwhelmed " oh... "
flamingo videos from 2018 have a special place in my heart
HE'S SO HOOOOOOOOOÔOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!
Morgan The Moron why am I the only reply at 106 likes?
Pixel Gaming I got more attention I should have gotten. Why did you reply at all?
Morgan The Moron idk its just strange
Morgan The Moron
Pronounced (h-u-t)
"why does he have three eyebrows?"
Me: the third one is a hair.........
Lmaoooo
wait it does look like another eyebrow-
Eye brows are made of hair-
XD 😆
It's obvious. He's joking.
i dont know why i cant stop laughing when seeing this vid :D
i remember watching this as a kid. Now I still think this is hilarious.
*This gave me the “Chills”...*
Maybe I’m not so “chill”
*STILL CHILL!*
*BE CHILL NOW*
@@tonyahill4532 idiot
Tonya Hill bless you and your chill 🙏
Just chilling😏
Albert: I just wanna kiss him 😭
Baldi: “slap” wanna slap slap”
Albert: oh hec no
*albert
-NO BLADI I LOVE YOU!!!!!-
Lol XD
you are cringe
:O *DON'T SAY HECKKKKKKK!*
9:45 “what’s that whistling”
Me: ITS BANANA JOE’S WHISTLING
Wow.. 3 years ago.
Time flies by, it was like yesterday, i vividly remember this coming out.
Baldi: 5+5?
Me: 55
Baldi: *T R I G G E R E D*
What’s 5 + 10?
21! :P
Baldi is me when I was walking with my friend and her brother was playing with slime so I was like 'can I feel it?' (my mistake I guess xD) and he looked at me, smirked, (he liked me for Idk how long but all Ik is it was a friday when he realized and ever since he liked me though Idk about now bc of break) and was like 'thats what she said' if you want more of the story, reply. even though this is practically the whole story
No it’s *9+10*
Eevee Gamers pizza
I know I know! 5 + 5 = 10
*no existing in the hallway, that's a detention for you.*
FN - 2502 *you should know better*
*no existing in the hallways in the hallways death detention for you can't wait till your parents hear about this one*
666 seconds, You should know better.
When i saw the thumbnail and the video title i literally was expecting something interesting with the mod if u never break up with Baldi would he never hit you...
Not the TH-cam algorithm giving me the masterpiece made by Albert after all these years just because I've watched like 9 different "baldi you're mine" videos...
Step one get past the bully
Step two put the money in the phone
Step three put the Non hearing baldi thing then he can't hear doors
Like this so flamingo can see it!!!!!
ConnorGaming122 Milliken no
Thanks so much for the likes!!!
What does that do?
No
Wrong idiot
When albert said hunky sack of diarrhea I automatically
*Thinks about baldi’s triangular body*
*TrIaNgUlAr yOu SaId?*
THAT'S A RECTANGLE!!!!!!!!!
Yes Hello I Am Snek no it’s a star
gotta love how old flamingo was just family friendly poofesure lmao
“I love you!”
“That’s great!”
*mission accomplished respect +*
“Spicy diarrhea hot”
Flamingo 2018
U forget the *_blood_*
Wrong he didn't say that
I'm crying 😭 for the huge baldi break up:'(😓😭😭😭😭
😿😿😿
😢😢😢😢😢😢 so sad
IM CRYING SO FUCKING HARD WAA
Meh funk jajaaa
1:23
When in fear, do not doubt.
*just BOOP*
“Oh…you caught me…OH you can go through things…hah silly-AAAAAAAAHHHHH”
-Albert 2018
The fact that he didnt use sprint made me so uncomfortable watching this
Same!
Porky Play’s same
@@midnightwolf2320 but when he was screaming It felt better
sAMWE.
+KGIYTUHGCIUYTC
Yep
"He's going to beat me up"
"And I'm going enjoy every second"
>////
Oh LoRd
welcome to bible study
Oh no Albert is going crazy >////
Hm kinky
4 years ago, I found this video, this is the first video I ever saw from Albert, and 4 years later, I'm still watching him, and he is one of my favorite TH-camrs, figured I'd mention it
I was laughing so hard when you say 3 eyebrows 😂 lemme correct ya the upper "eyebrow" is just a stripe of his hair! And no problem!
I'll never look at a ruler the same way ever again.
a pixelated (2D?) ruler not a real life ruler!
Lucky Widaya WHAT
?
Frisk Da Great i hit my teacher with a ruler on accident once i got a minor ;-;
Ruler-
Ruler is a dangerous object used by teachers for slapping students in the butt cheek
Lol
Srry if my grammar is wrong
“He’s going to beat me with a ruler and I’m going to enjoy every second.”
That’s -hot- kinky.... 🤨
S E 💢
@@DJIsDumb X
"No no no no"
Kinky?
@@xamnade z's
i never laughed so hard in my life
"He's gonna beat me to death with a ruler"
Little did he know... He actually would XD
*Dat thumbnail tho*
Ikr
Ikr
XD
Lol Such Funny😂😂😂😆😆
XD
Albert: NOTICE ME SENPAI
baldi: congratulations u have won a quarter
Albert: NOOO A DATE I WANTED A DATE!!!!
*yandere logic*
Creation Diamond YES
"HE'S SO HOT LIKE SPICY DIARRHEA HOT"
Me: Damn that's some hot stuff
10:12 that phone annoys baldi so he doesnt come to you
Albert: I LOVE YOU!
Playtime: WOW, THAT'S GREAT! :D
Albert: *laughs*
That was the best moment in the video XD
KloeDollGamer *Wow He’s So He’s So HOTTTTTTTT*
KloeDollGamer yasssss I was reading your comment while that happened
Hey Who Are Those Two That Liked My Comment?
Bendy TheInkyDemon I was one of them ^-^
He
Proct
He attac
And most importantly he.....
He smac smac smac
@@skogkatto 👽
True
i like the part that he said 'here beat me to death with a ruler that u said u would' XD
Albert:Baldi has three eyebrows! Baldi:Thats my hair tip!
*B A L D I P L E A S E D A T E M E*
*_-N O-_*
Peace *yas he will date you*
IHATEMYSON *Y E S*
Yo tengo
Peace *-YES-*
Albert: This is a weird dating simulator..
Me: Doki Doki
Just *hang* in there :)
let's *cut* to the chase
i'm *starving* for a good comment
I should *delete* this...
CinnamonGaming
NOOOOOOOoooooooOoooooooo
Me: Singing Broki Broki Forever in the background
@@cinnamongaming1506 hahaha i understand all of what you said ( help I'm obsessed)
"hes gonna beat me to death with the ruler and im gonna enjoy every second of it" -albert
Omg, I missed this game! Love playing it in 2019. I got scared playing it like a scaredey cat.
4:14
6 + 3 = 9
8 + 1 = 9
*Random blabbering* Ni-
ohhhHHHHHH
?
OmG I rEAD THIS JUST AS HE SAID THAT
That happens to me sometimes too
4:16
*n I n E*
*N i N e*
*Ni-*
*oohhhHhHHhHhHHH*
*S w E e P s W e E p s W e E p !*
Armyyy
Sweep sweep that got me
thebeepbot yess
t-the starting,
"spicy diarrhea hot with blood-"
this is how we are going to start the video, huh? 0-0"
i love going to his old vids every one in a while