The fact that she wrote a sketch (Practicing for a Date) in which Matt says to her, "You know you're not normal, right?" sums up Tori pretty well in my opinion.
My mom was an English Major. She didn't do this. Actually, she doesn't like singing. She just read my sister and me to sleep with Narnia, and The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings, and Animal Farm, and 1984, and Brave New World, and The Chrysalids, and it was like this sketch but in book form.
This reminds me of how the ring around the Rosie song describes the Black Death or the bubonic plague Ring around the Rosie=the rash you get Pocket full of posies=the people didn’t have perfume so they would put flowers, usually posies, in their pockets to hinder the smell of the dead Ashes, ashes=they would burn the bodies and houses to prevent infection We all fall down= people would randomly drop dead in the streets I think that “London bridge is falling down” is pretty straightforward People suck 👆 Edit: 26 likes=new record
Or how many childhood games, such as "Duck, Duck, Goose" or playing on the see-saw, have origins in the Roman arena, or how many toys today are modified versions of archaic weapons for battle.
"Oranges and lemons" say the bells of St. Clemens. "You owe me five farthings" say the bells of St Martin's. "When will you pay me" say the bells of old Bailey. "When I grow rich." Say the bells of Shoreditch. "When will that be" Say the bells of Stepney "I do not know" Say the bells of Bow Here comes a candle to light you to bed. Here comes a candle to light you to bed.
Maikäfer flieg, dein Vater ist im Krieg, deine Mutter ist im Pommerland, und Pommerland ist abgebrannt, Maikäfer flieg. ^ the german song. But it's not actually a bedtime song, it's just a children's song.
The children? I always heard it as, “it’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed and bumped his head, and couldn't get up in the morning.”
Yay Studio C! You never fail to make me feel better, thanks for being so awesome! Looking forwards to season 10!! Also, can we get a happy birthday to Sir Paul McCartney?
@@shadowduck1573 Aww thanks! I went to one of his concerts last week, it was awesome! He played for 3 hours, and I wanted to say thanks even though he'll never see this.
Mercy or merrily with auto correct? and when they say life is just a dream, it's not the matrix, it's saying it's like dreaming It's so good, but from my experience, driving a boat is terrifying, or it's fun, depends on how how you are dressed from my experience
Guys chill this is probably us one moment its what did you think of the math exam? To “what if santa was a demon possesed by a dead guy giving presents to all because he never had presents from his parents so he gave the whole world except his parents”
I always thought the Rock-A-Bye lullaby was creepy. I actually made up my own version as a kid that I would sing that didn’t end with the child FREAKING FALLING TO THEIR DEATH. Anyway here it is for your enjoyment. Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top When the wind blows, the cradle will rock When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall And down will come baby, into Mom’s arms (Yes I know it doesn’t rhyme, I was like nine)
The original song is ring a ring a roses a pocket full of poses all the girls in our town ring for little Josie. The earliest recorded version is from 1790. It was first advanced in 1961 by the popular novelist james Leasor in his racy account of life in 17th century London, the plague and the fire. Until then there was no obvious connection between the rhyme and the plague.
My sister and brother-in-law sing it "Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, when the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, but I'll catch you baby cradle and all." So much better than the one where the baby falls out of the tree
I haven’t watched Studio C in like a year and WOWWIE! They’ve changed in so much! They look a bit different too..... but one thing that hasn’t changed is that they’re still funny 😂👌💜
anyone else sing the rain song differently? im my houshold it was always: its raining its pouring the old man is snoring he jumped into bed and bonked his head and threw it out the window, the window, the window, the second story window, he jumped into bed and bonked his head and threw it out the window yea, my childhood was darker than I realized
R. L. Stein. I always read his books at night, on *purpose* Edit: can we talk about Mal's singing voice, please?? Edit again: Sleep is just death without the commitment
What's a song/movie/book that everybody likes but you secretly think is creepy?
Studio C first
Every children's book ever?
13 reasons why
Definitely the Night before Christmas. It gives me the jeebies.
American dad (I know it’s a tv show but I don’t care)
Can we talk about how nice that "Honey, do you need a safe place to stay?" was?
No
YES oml
Yeah 🥹
Well, when you can't trust your family, who else can you trust?
“Death, Death, sleep is just death, but its better than being old”
This is the biggest mood!
- Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
😀
Best song ever
You.. aren't old though?
Getting old does suck
Worst way put put a child to sleep: *introduce them to Studio C*
They will be up at 1AM binge watching it
Truth
Jade Kingston right before their final exam
So true!
That’s true I’m doing it right now.
@@StudioCtv I'm trying to sleep but it's 11:27 and I'm still awake watching your videos.
"Honey do you need a safe place to stay?"
"Yes i do thank you"
Monsters Inc????
So did he actually say honey? I heard that the first time but thought maybe he said buddy but I don't know.
@@michaelkiepert2868 if it isnt honey ill riot
Why?
@@michaelkiepert2868 what do you mEAn?? The monster being all mom so quickly is what i needed
Oh gotcha ya ok that makes sense.
"Okay---- but don't betray my trust"
YOU KILLED IT!!
My trust is DEAD
Lmfao
Tori wrote this one... and now I’m concerned for her childhood😂
@Mariah V how do u know that Tori wrote this?
@@zackdavis3940 look in the description
Oof me too now
The fact that she wrote a sketch (Practicing for a Date) in which Matt says to her, "You know you're not normal, right?" sums up Tori pretty well in my opinion.
Mariah V oh my childhood was delightfully bizarre, but this was actually inspired by my time doing researching children’s songs at the local library 😂
“deAth, deAth, sleep is just deAth... which is better than being old”
LOL that is going to make me sleep very well tonight. . . 0~0
I love Tori
@@lynnjohnson9727 Yeah.
I DIED when they said that!
Ya see what I did there?
James has a great Scottish accent 😂
Yup! 😂
I wish I had one as good as him. (I’m not Scottish.)
Nice profile pic!
@@legacy4402 Ooh, is your profile pic of the Black Widow symbol??
“When the wolves haven’t taken you yet I guess I’ll take you home
*MAYBE*😂
Beryl Grace:
-take you home- *MAYBE*
"When the wolves haven't *eaten* you yet..."
Did you notice he’s holding a wolf plushie?
@@failpup2062 yes. If it were real, it still wouldn't be as scary as his family.
"U killed it! My trust is dead...."
MOoD
You*
WarriorSwiftpelt Are you serious?
Lmao
Mal plays such a really good mum, she is an amazing actor! They all are!
Mr Potato They are God-tier actors
Ikr!
How have I got 60 likes, most ever!
Finally another kid-friendly sketch that Jason can show to his daughter at his channel
all of them kid-friendly
Finally
Are u being sarcastic, it's hard to tell if u are when on the internet.
Lol
All of them are kid friendly
Is this what it’s like to have a English major as a parent?
Enfys Best oh yes it is
My mom was an English Major. She didn't do this. Actually, she doesn't like singing. She just read my sister and me to sleep with Narnia, and The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings, and Animal Farm, and 1984, and Brave New World, and The Chrysalids, and it was like this sketch but in book form.
@@crocuslament9680
What lunatic puts their children to sleep with Brave New World or Animal Farm?!
@@f.i.r.e.5119 A lunatic whose favourite genre is dystopia and therefore her children must love it as well.
Twist ending: The monster in the closet is Child Protective Services.
@Kai Jenson oh no he knows to much
Yess
Yes
Is the monster gay?!
XD YASSSS
“Your tone is positive but my feelings are so negative.” Freelancers anyone?
Pumped up kicks
A freelancers Christmas 🎄
_WORST WAY TO PUT A CHILD TO BED..._
*HowToBasics:* Hold my beer
Monster comes out of the closet and chucks eggs at the kid
Hold my eggs
Lol
Omg yesssss
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This reminds me of how the ring around the Rosie song describes the Black Death or the bubonic plague
Ring around the Rosie=the rash you get
Pocket full of posies=the people didn’t have perfume so they would put flowers, usually posies, in their pockets to hinder the smell of the dead
Ashes, ashes=they would burn the bodies and houses to prevent infection
We all fall down= people would randomly drop dead in the streets
I think that “London bridge is falling down” is pretty straightforward
People suck
👆
Edit: 26 likes=new record
...my name is Rosie
Omg lol
London Bridges is messed up too
The version I was taught had "Atishoo! Atishoo!" (instead of "Ashes, ashes") to represent the sneezing.
I want to like this comment but it is at 100 likes exactly and it would make me have ocd
"Kids today so sensitive"
"You just described the steps of butchering a cow!"😂😂
Thanks so much for all these likes😃it's very appreciated😃
Well kids need to know survival skills so butchering could be argued as a fundamental... beheading and the rest though..
@@williamturner6192 True but maybe they could teach him survival skills not at bedtime
Oh my gosh yess
@@jolenaszemyak4779 Like, leaving the child out in the field and guess you'll (maybe) take him home. SuRvIvAl SkIlZ.
@@brendanhenderson6999 yes we'll maybe take the child home...maybe
Wait until he hears the story behind “Ring around the Rosie”
Or how many childhood games, such as "Duck, Duck, Goose" or playing on the see-saw, have origins in the Roman arena, or how many toys today are modified versions of archaic weapons for battle.
THE PLUAGE
@@mcmptn which toys?
@@mellyq92 Yoyos, kites, boomerangs...possibly Silly Putty, but I could be wrong here.
"Oranges and lemons"
say the bells of St. Clemens.
"You owe me five farthings" say the bells of St Martin's.
"When will you pay me"
say the bells of old Bailey.
"When I grow rich."
Say the bells of Shoreditch.
"When will that be"
Say the bells of Stepney
"I do not know"
Say the bells of Bow
Here comes a candle to light you to bed. Here comes a candle to light you to bed.
“Why couldn’t they get up”
“They died”
Best part
Bahahahaha.
I always thought they were just knocked out
I was thinking she’d add, “most likely from internal bleeding...”
The pause made it better, as if it wasnt obvious to the kid enough that it involves death lol
I N T H E I R S L E E P
Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children all gone.
To add to your collection of creepy songs. This one's from England.
Yup. This is the one that used to scare me.
In Germany we have one about a Ladybug. The Ladybug's dad is in war and her mom was in a country that literally burned down. So... yeah.
I've heard this one before
Maikäfer flieg,
dein Vater ist im Krieg,
deine Mutter ist im Pommerland, und Pommerland ist abgebrannt, Maikäfer flieg.
^ the german song. But it's not actually a bedtime song, it's just a children's song.
@@Salted_Fysh Fair enough. Guess i just thought it was cause my mom sung it to me as a bedtime song
Was kind of expecting Adam's brony to be the monster in the closet
XD Yus!!!
instead it's just a furry
If they were going for terrifying, yes. Instead they used Dalton as a gentle monster.
“Ok but don’t betray my trust” is an underrated line
The children? I always heard it as, “it’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed and bumped his head, and couldn't get up in the morning.”
saaammmeee!!!!!!!!
Right?
That’s how I learned it
That's the point. They changed it to make it more terrifying.
They just changed it because he's not going to be old soon. To make it more terrifying to the child, they made it children.
DEatH DeatH sLeEP is just DeAtH, bUt iTs beTteR than BeIng oLd.....I DIED OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂
At least you died before you could grow old
Yay Studio C! You never fail to make me feel better, thanks for being so awesome! Looking forwards to season 10!!
Also, can we get a happy birthday to Sir Paul McCartney?
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Sir Paul McCartney happy birthday to you ! Happy 😊 birthday 🎂🎉 Sir Paul McCartney!
@@shadowduck1573 Aww thanks! I went to one of his concerts last week, it was awesome! He played for 3 hours, and I wanted to say thanks even though he'll never see this.
Moon Wolf your very welcome just making ppls days happier
Happy bday!
will there be a new season though? I thought the actors all left studio c and made jk! studios instead
Steven and the monster should go through the closet door to the monster's world, like in Monsters Inc.
Mallory’s voice is beautiful!
Last time I was this early Aphrodite was still a war goddess
OSP for the win!
@@thedatabase677 Someone got my reference finally!
@@23iamelvis23 Of course! I love Red's deep dives!
Welcome to the party
man, thats a looong time ago...
Like Mycenaean age long ago
Aww you guys make me so happy! 😇
"go to bed sweetie "
"how? "
When I was younger, My mom forgot the lyrics to "one two buckle my shoe" so she used the Freddy Kruger version because she remembered that one
oh . my god you poor soul lol
Ah yes, the best way to put a child to bed is to sing a creepy song about a nightmare creature that invades dreams to kill people while they sleep.
When I was a child my Mother used to tell Me “Row Row Row your Boat gently down the stream mercy mercy mercy mercy Life is just a dream”
@Rebecca Pena merrily actually
Mercy or merrily with auto correct?
and when they say life is just a dream, it's not the matrix, it's saying it's like dreaming It's so good, but from my experience, driving a boat is terrifying, or it's fun, depends on how how you are dressed from my experience
Omg everyone’s voices was so beautiful!
Worst Way to put a child to sleep?
Frying Pan.
That's the best way
Seems pretty effective to me
do you mean my trusty drying pan?
@@tychowozniaki9269 here have a donut. I love jellyfilled donuts. Nothing beats a Jellyfilled donut.
--4kids
@Baka
To much blood....
Not that I would know....
Ok funniest moment was when the monster comes out of the closet LOL😂😂 I am probably an idiot but I died of laughter!!!!!😁
Candy Cat I came into the comments to see if anyone else thought this!!
This reminds me of the time I had a debate with my friend if falling out of a tree would actually kill a baby. 😂
Lol. We had an intense debate on what height would kill a baby, as well as what cradle was most likely to kill them
Llewelyn Jae but....why?
Guys chill this is probably us one moment its what did you think of the math exam? To “what if santa was a demon possesed by a dead guy giving presents to all because he never had presents from his parents so he gave the whole world except his parents”
Michael Oras it sucks
The answer is yes, a baby will die, don't ever test it.
1:10 i love stephen's neutral face aka his T_T face
No one:
Stephen as a child: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MESSED UP!?!
Also Stephen as a child: 2:25
?
*wHy aRe yOU aLl tHe wAy tHAt yOu arE??!!!??!?!*
Literally me when someone talks to me
yes but that's what everyone thinks and never says to homeschoolers. RIP us.
I like the monster in the closet. It's a monster but yet it has more sense than the adults.
Aren't we gonna talk about the fact that this kid lives with three older generations.
I was wondering how many generations would get involved 😂
They might as well put in George Washington
That's how my grandma's house was when I was little. Her house was a duplex, and her daughter(my aunt who was already a grandmother) lived up stairs.
@@thelizerd4490 and ALEXANDER HAMILTON
“Why are you all the way that you are!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
I’m dead!
Death, Death, Sleep is just Death, but it’s better than being old.
This is absolutely amazing 💗
I always thought the Rock-A-Bye lullaby was creepy. I actually made up my own version as a kid that I would sing that didn’t end with the child FREAKING FALLING TO THEIR DEATH.
Anyway here it is for your enjoyment.
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, into Mom’s arms
(Yes I know it doesn’t rhyme, I was like nine)
Studio c is always so funny I can’t stop watching them
“Lemme sing you a tune...from the ROLLING HILLS OF SCOTLAND!”
Love James accent
Can we talk about how good of a singer Mallory and Jeremy are?!
Should've done 'Don't Ever Laugh As A Herse Goes By'. That would've been perfect!
That one terrified me.
Funny thing is those are all real songs except Tori's.
Even the Scottish one that doesn't rhyme?
Horizon Penblade yup! It’s translated and we tweaked it a bit, but yeah 😱
@@NauvooHalflingHouse That's impressive!
@@NauvooHalflingHouse oh! Ok, that makes sense! Nice!
@@NauvooHalflingHouse [looks it up] Is it Highland Fairy Lullaby? Or something else?
Ring around the Rosie pocket full of posies ashes ashes we all fall down
@Annika Perez This theory has been regarded baseless by folklore scholars. Read it up.
Annika Perez excactly
The original song is ring a ring a roses a pocket full of poses all the girls in our town ring for little Josie. The earliest recorded version is from 1790. It was first advanced in 1961 by the popular novelist james Leasor in his racy account of life in 17th century London, the plague and the fire. Until then there was no obvious connection between the rhyme and the plague.
This is definitely one of my favorite sketches in awhile 😂😂😂😂
I would happily go to sleep listening to the mom's angelic voice. It wouldn't matter what she's singing.
Can we just appreciate what a lovely voice Mallory has 👏❤️
I watched this just after putting the kids to bed. Clearly I should have watched before, excellent parenting tips
I REMEMBER THE ORANGES AND LEMONS ONE! I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL when I found out about it and it STILL made ot hard for me to sleep!
Gabrielle Zuiker why were you still being sung lullabies in middle school?
@@vgm_29 I wasn't sung it. My sister checked out a book of nursery rhymes from the library and I got bored and decided to look through it one day.
The monster was really nice of saving the boy from his strange family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol, definitely one of my top ten skits! James with his tune from the rolling hills of Scotland-
I can’t believe these are real songs! As a kid my mom would sing them to me but I wouldn’t even think twice about the lyrics!
Jeremy: ChIP CHOP CHIP CHOP!
StalkerNeighbor: //Calls the police// Ummmmm my neighbors are insane
All hail the watcher
Why couldn't they get up?
Cause they died...in there sleep
Duh
their*
"My darlin' baby boy
I'ma leave you in a field
And when the wolves haven't eaten you yet
I guess I'll take you home
Maybe"
This was the first Studio C video I watched, ah the memories! 😌
Why is the monster so cute? He's so fluffy!❤
Okay not to be dramatic
But I would die for the Monster
Trenton 0_0
Not to be dramatic, but same.
Same here
At least he isn’t afraid of the monster anymore
*gasp
What if the relatives intended to sing those songs
*_PLOT TWIST?!_*
"Death death, sleep is just death, which is better than being old."
😂😂😂 Truly the best bed time song
3:06 Awh that was adorable
Stephen is such a lil’ bean💕
All valid questions from the child.
Germany:
Yeah, I can totally 104.5128% relate.
"... and when the wolves haven't eaten you yet, I guess I'll take you home... maybe"
They’re all really good singers
That reminds me of my childhood here in Germany.We have the best children stories and songs.
Plot twist
The monster is his real parent
My sister and brother-in-law sing it
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, when the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, but I'll catch you baby cradle and all."
So much better than the one where the baby falls out of the tree
I love the videos
I haven’t watched Studio C in like a year and WOWWIE! They’ve changed in so much! They look a bit different too..... but one thing that hasn’t changed is that they’re still funny
😂👌💜
Malodor has such a beautiful voice
A Bill Clinton mask…perfect think to think about at 12:30am xD
anyone else sing the rain song differently? im my houshold it was always:
its raining
its pouring
the old man is snoring
he jumped into bed and bonked his head and threw it out the window,
the window, the window, the second story window,
he jumped into bed and bonked his head and threw it out the window
yea, my childhood was darker than I realized
The love that at one point I can’t tell if there actually singing a real song or it’s just something they made up
That ending was amazing, idk how you do it but in every sketch there is always a bigger punchline
I have a curtain that looks just like that pillow... like... exactly
Lol I laughed so hard during this
R. L. Stein. I always read his books at night, on *purpose*
Edit: can we talk about Mal's singing voice, please??
Edit again: Sleep is just death without the commitment
No one: ...
Not a soul:.........
Me babysitting:
“You just described the proses of bunching a cow!!!”🤣😂
Love the twist at the end!
Studio c literally said children died
And everyone laughed...
*studio c magic*
XD
Omg I love you guys! Haha
I was scared of spiders, the dark, scary movies and dying alone
Also this video made me laugh so hard lol!!!!
Big mood
Hilarious!!
I used to not sing those songs because I finally realized the content 😆
I love Studio C!! Great job on all your videos!!!
How did someone dislike this?
This is how I imagine one of my teachers putting his kids to bed.
Tori's scene was probably the best in this sketch
Honey you need a place to stay I keep replaying that
Thank you studio c for making subtitles