Worst Way to Put a Child to Bed!

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  • @StudioCtv
    @StudioCtv  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2187

    What's a song/movie/book that everybody likes but you secretly think is creepy?

    • @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050
      @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Studio C first

    • @baddkidd7732
      @baddkidd7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Every children's book ever?

    • @NotjustRian01
      @NotjustRian01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      13 reasons why

    • @skoob5844
      @skoob5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Definitely the Night before Christmas. It gives me the jeebies.

    • @Brandon_fox_
      @Brandon_fox_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      American dad (I know it’s a tv show but I don’t care)

  • @DontAskWhy
    @DontAskWhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    Can we talk about how nice that "Honey, do you need a safe place to stay?" was?

    • @dr0p307
      @dr0p307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No

    • @jjam1025
      @jjam1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES oml

    • @MsCuriosity37
      @MsCuriosity37 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah 🥹

    • @AnnLeef-cv6zs
      @AnnLeef-cv6zs ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, when you can't trust your family, who else can you trust?

  • @mariahv1525
    @mariahv1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3377

    “Death, Death, sleep is just death, but its better than being old”
    This is the biggest mood!

  • @jadekingston9677
    @jadekingston9677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    Worst way put put a child to sleep: *introduce them to Studio C*
    They will be up at 1AM binge watching it

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Truth

    • @clear9978
      @clear9978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Jade Kingston right before their final exam

    • @connermccullock5408
      @connermccullock5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So true!

    • @anonymousunknown7388
      @anonymousunknown7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s true I’m doing it right now.

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@StudioCtv I'm trying to sleep but it's 11:27 and I'm still awake watching your videos.

  • @Dizzy_Lizzy0u0
    @Dizzy_Lizzy0u0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    "Honey do you need a safe place to stay?"
    "Yes i do thank you"
    Monsters Inc????

    • @michaelkiepert2868
      @michaelkiepert2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So did he actually say honey? I heard that the first time but thought maybe he said buddy but I don't know.

    • @Dizzy_Lizzy0u0
      @Dizzy_Lizzy0u0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaelkiepert2868 if it isnt honey ill riot

    • @michaelkiepert2868
      @michaelkiepert2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why?

    • @Dizzy_Lizzy0u0
      @Dizzy_Lizzy0u0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@michaelkiepert2868 what do you mEAn?? The monster being all mom so quickly is what i needed

    • @michaelkiepert2868
      @michaelkiepert2868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh gotcha ya ok that makes sense.

  • @moriahmiller7259
    @moriahmiller7259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    "Okay---- but don't betray my trust"
    YOU KILLED IT!!
    My trust is DEAD

  • @mariahv1525
    @mariahv1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    Tori wrote this one... and now I’m concerned for her childhood😂

    • @zackdavis3940
      @zackdavis3940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mariah V how do u know that Tori wrote this?

    • @vidhidharnidharka
      @vidhidharnidharka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@zackdavis3940 look in the description

    • @colossians317studios5
      @colossians317studios5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oof me too now

    • @inkblot3015
      @inkblot3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The fact that she wrote a sketch (Practicing for a Date) in which Matt says to her, "You know you're not normal, right?" sums up Tori pretty well in my opinion.

    • @NauvooHalflingHouse
      @NauvooHalflingHouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Mariah V oh my childhood was delightfully bizarre, but this was actually inspired by my time doing researching children’s songs at the local library 😂

  • @crabulous113
    @crabulous113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    “deAth, deAth, sleep is just deAth... which is better than being old”

    • @pokeperson9749
      @pokeperson9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL that is going to make me sleep very well tonight. . . 0~0

    • @lynnjohnson9727
      @lynnjohnson9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Tori

    • @fiveelevenevan
      @fiveelevenevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lynnjohnson9727 Yeah.

    • @thelizerd4490
      @thelizerd4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I DIED when they said that!
      Ya see what I did there?

  • @joshuaomeara1489
    @joshuaomeara1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    James has a great Scottish accent 😂

  • @thenlnlkn
    @thenlnlkn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    “When the wolves haven’t taken you yet I guess I’ll take you home
    *MAYBE*😂

    • @meganbrady3345
      @meganbrady3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beryl Grace:

    • @ZachABee
      @ZachABee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -take you home- *MAYBE*

    • @bella_gabrielle6
      @bella_gabrielle6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "When the wolves haven't *eaten* you yet..."

    • @failpup2062
      @failpup2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you notice he’s holding a wolf plushie?

    • @parkerhynson3581
      @parkerhynson3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@failpup2062 yes. If it were real, it still wouldn't be as scary as his family.

  • @shayagibbs7830
    @shayagibbs7830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    "U killed it! My trust is dead...."
    MOoD

  • @MrPotato-
    @MrPotato- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Mal plays such a really good mum, she is an amazing actor! They all are!

    • @noahsmith4980
      @noahsmith4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Potato They are God-tier actors

    • @MrPotato-
      @MrPotato- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr!

    • @MrPotato-
      @MrPotato- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How have I got 60 likes, most ever!

  • @parcival6762
    @parcival6762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Finally another kid-friendly sketch that Jason can show to his daughter at his channel

  • @evies.1018
    @evies.1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Is this what it’s like to have a English major as a parent?

    • @evilwizardboy09
      @evilwizardboy09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Enfys Best oh yes it is

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mom was an English Major. She didn't do this. Actually, she doesn't like singing. She just read my sister and me to sleep with Narnia, and The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings, and Animal Farm, and 1984, and Brave New World, and The Chrysalids, and it was like this sketch but in book form.

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crocuslament9680
      What lunatic puts their children to sleep with Brave New World or Animal Farm?!

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@f.i.r.e.5119 A lunatic whose favourite genre is dystopia and therefore her children must love it as well.

  • @kaijenson7949
    @kaijenson7949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Twist ending: The monster in the closet is Child Protective Services.

  • @estherhu2904
    @estherhu2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    “Your tone is positive but my feelings are so negative.” Freelancers anyone?

    • @crooked9669
      @crooked9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pumped up kicks

    • @schnerba
      @schnerba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A freelancers Christmas 🎄

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    _WORST WAY TO PUT A CHILD TO BED..._
    *HowToBasics:* Hold my beer

  • @kellymcgregor4759
    @kellymcgregor4759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    This reminds me of how the ring around the Rosie song describes the Black Death or the bubonic plague
    Ring around the Rosie=the rash you get
    Pocket full of posies=the people didn’t have perfume so they would put flowers, usually posies, in their pockets to hinder the smell of the dead
    Ashes, ashes=they would burn the bodies and houses to prevent infection
    We all fall down= people would randomly drop dead in the streets
    I think that “London bridge is falling down” is pretty straightforward
    People suck
    👆
    Edit: 26 likes=new record

    • @postrust
      @postrust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...my name is Rosie

    • @saralessard2927
      @saralessard2927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg lol

    • @tarrierevenant7938
      @tarrierevenant7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      London Bridges is messed up too

    • @ayzecknozniksid3126
      @ayzecknozniksid3126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The version I was taught had "Atishoo! Atishoo!" (instead of "Ashes, ashes") to represent the sneezing.

    • @krill7561
      @krill7561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want to like this comment but it is at 100 likes exactly and it would make me have ocd

  • @jolenaszemyak4779
    @jolenaszemyak4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    "Kids today so sensitive"
    "You just described the steps of butchering a cow!"😂😂
    Thanks so much for all these likes😃it's very appreciated😃

    • @williamturner6192
      @williamturner6192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well kids need to know survival skills so butchering could be argued as a fundamental... beheading and the rest though..

    • @jolenaszemyak4779
      @jolenaszemyak4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@williamturner6192 True but maybe they could teach him survival skills not at bedtime

    • @hellokaren7367
      @hellokaren7367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my gosh yess

    • @brendanhenderson6999
      @brendanhenderson6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jolenaszemyak4779 Like, leaving the child out in the field and guess you'll (maybe) take him home. SuRvIvAl SkIlZ.

    • @jolenaszemyak4779
      @jolenaszemyak4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brendanhenderson6999 yes we'll maybe take the child home...maybe

  • @bradleyogilvie8869
    @bradleyogilvie8869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Wait until he hears the story behind “Ring around the Rosie”

    • @mcmptn
      @mcmptn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or how many childhood games, such as "Duck, Duck, Goose" or playing on the see-saw, have origins in the Roman arena, or how many toys today are modified versions of archaic weapons for battle.

    • @1CrazyEquestrian
      @1CrazyEquestrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THE PLUAGE

    • @mellyq92
      @mellyq92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mcmptn which toys?

    • @mcmptn
      @mcmptn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mellyq92 Yoyos, kites, boomerangs...possibly Silly Putty, but I could be wrong here.

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Oranges and lemons"
    say the bells of St. Clemens.
    "You owe me five farthings" say the bells of St Martin's.
    "When will you pay me"
    say the bells of old Bailey.
    "When I grow rich."
    Say the bells of Shoreditch.
    "When will that be"
    Say the bells of Stepney
    "I do not know"
    Say the bells of Bow
    Here comes a candle to light you to bed. Here comes a candle to light you to bed.

  • @alexislau2398
    @alexislau2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    “Why couldn’t they get up”
    “They died”
    Best part

    • @GigiTheWaitress
      @GigiTheWaitress 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahahaha.

    • @aine6544
      @aine6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always thought they were just knocked out

    • @CinematicTechnologies
      @CinematicTechnologies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking she’d add, “most likely from internal bleeding...”

    • @Vekcrazah
      @Vekcrazah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The pause made it better, as if it wasnt obvious to the kid enough that it involves death lol

    • @ok-qb8ir
      @ok-qb8ir 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I N T H E I R S L E E P

  • @jessicabrown4176
    @jessicabrown4176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home. Your house is on fire, your children all gone.
    To add to your collection of creepy songs. This one's from England.

    • @alid6060
      @alid6060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup. This is the one that used to scare me.

    • @ElyOrSomething
      @ElyOrSomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In Germany we have one about a Ladybug. The Ladybug's dad is in war and her mom was in a country that literally burned down. So... yeah.

    • @jsouthwark
      @jsouthwark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've heard this one before

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maikäfer flieg,
      dein Vater ist im Krieg,
      deine Mutter ist im Pommerland, und Pommerland ist abgebrannt, Maikäfer flieg.
      ^ the german song. But it's not actually a bedtime song, it's just a children's song.

    • @ElyOrSomething
      @ElyOrSomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Salted_Fysh Fair enough. Guess i just thought it was cause my mom sung it to me as a bedtime song

  • @jaredmontague8142
    @jaredmontague8142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Was kind of expecting Adam's brony to be the monster in the closet

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD Yus!!!

    • @胖胖两父子
      @胖胖两父子 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      instead it's just a furry

    • @andytanis4818
      @andytanis4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If they were going for terrifying, yes. Instead they used Dalton as a gentle monster.

  • @maddie9125
    @maddie9125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Ok but don’t betray my trust” is an underrated line

  • @CheshireTheClown
    @CheshireTheClown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    The children? I always heard it as, “it’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed and bumped his head, and couldn't get up in the morning.”

    • @brynnlyman7415
      @brynnlyman7415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      saaammmeee!!!!!!!!

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right?

    • @clairefredrickson5887
      @clairefredrickson5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s how I learned it

    • @applemccoy9350
      @applemccoy9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's the point. They changed it to make it more terrifying.

    • @selder248
      @selder248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They just changed it because he's not going to be old soon. To make it more terrifying to the child, they made it children.

  • @ashnikfield4224
    @ashnikfield4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    DEatH DeatH sLeEP is just DeAtH, bUt iTs beTteR than BeIng oLd.....I DIED OF LAUGHTER 😂😂😂

  • @cosmi7787
    @cosmi7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Yay Studio C! You never fail to make me feel better, thanks for being so awesome! Looking forwards to season 10!!
    Also, can we get a happy birthday to Sir Paul McCartney?

    • @shadowduck1573
      @shadowduck1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Sir Paul McCartney happy birthday to you ! Happy 😊 birthday 🎂🎉 Sir Paul McCartney!

    • @cosmi7787
      @cosmi7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadowduck1573 Aww thanks! I went to one of his concerts last week, it was awesome! He played for 3 hours, and I wanted to say thanks even though he'll never see this.

    • @shadowduck1573
      @shadowduck1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moon Wolf your very welcome just making ppls days happier

    • @melodytheatre2887
      @melodytheatre2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Happy bday!

    • @muznaamina203
      @muznaamina203 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      will there be a new season though? I thought the actors all left studio c and made jk! studios instead

  • @PinkElfHSP
    @PinkElfHSP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Steven and the monster should go through the closet door to the monster's world, like in Monsters Inc.

  • @lpscolorful1241
    @lpscolorful1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mallory’s voice is beautiful!

  • @23iamelvis23
    @23iamelvis23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Last time I was this early Aphrodite was still a war goddess

    • @thedatabase677
      @thedatabase677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OSP for the win!

    • @23iamelvis23
      @23iamelvis23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thedatabase677 Someone got my reference finally!

    • @thedatabase677
      @thedatabase677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@23iamelvis23 Of course! I love Red's deep dives!

    • @StudioCtv
      @StudioCtv  5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Welcome to the party

    • @excalthedragon4974
      @excalthedragon4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      man, thats a looong time ago...
      Like Mycenaean age long ago

  • @hiii4218
    @hiii4218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Aww you guys make me so happy! 😇
    "go to bed sweetie "
    "how? "

  • @abreakfastfaceproduction2598
    @abreakfastfaceproduction2598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When I was younger, My mom forgot the lyrics to "one two buckle my shoe" so she used the Freddy Kruger version because she remembered that one

    • @eselcool3720
      @eselcool3720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh . my god you poor soul lol

    • @schmingerfly6436
      @schmingerfly6436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, the best way to put a child to bed is to sing a creepy song about a nightmare creature that invades dreams to kill people while they sleep.

  • @talkingwithme2115
    @talkingwithme2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When I was a child my Mother used to tell Me “Row Row Row your Boat gently down the stream mercy mercy mercy mercy Life is just a dream”

    • @christianjohnson5379
      @christianjohnson5379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rebecca Pena merrily actually

    • @theanarchist9733
      @theanarchist9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mercy or merrily with auto correct?
      and when they say life is just a dream, it's not the matrix, it's saying it's like dreaming It's so good, but from my experience, driving a boat is terrifying, or it's fun, depends on how how you are dressed from my experience

  • @avacantarella9436
    @avacantarella9436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg everyone’s voices was so beautiful!

  • @roejogan8683
    @roejogan8683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Worst Way to put a child to sleep?
    Frying Pan.

    • @aine6544
      @aine6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the best way

    • @commonviewer2488
      @commonviewer2488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seems pretty effective to me

    • @tychowozniaki9269
      @tychowozniaki9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you mean my trusty drying pan?

    • @haosmagnaingram6992
      @haosmagnaingram6992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tychowozniaki9269 here have a donut. I love jellyfilled donuts. Nothing beats a Jellyfilled donut.
      --4kids

    • @roejogan8683
      @roejogan8683 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Baka
      To much blood....
      Not that I would know....

  • @makellagraff2614
    @makellagraff2614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ok funniest moment was when the monster comes out of the closet LOL😂😂 I am probably an idiot but I died of laughter!!!!!😁

    • @averybryce6961
      @averybryce6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candy Cat I came into the comments to see if anyone else thought this!!

  • @llewelynjae3104
    @llewelynjae3104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This reminds me of the time I had a debate with my friend if falling out of a tree would actually kill a baby. 😂

    • @llewelynjae3104
      @llewelynjae3104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol. We had an intense debate on what height would kill a baby, as well as what cradle was most likely to kill them

    • @NauvooHalflingHouse
      @NauvooHalflingHouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Llewelyn Jae but....why?

    • @elanals
      @elanals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guys chill this is probably us one moment its what did you think of the math exam? To “what if santa was a demon possesed by a dead guy giving presents to all because he never had presents from his parents so he gave the whole world except his parents”

    • @elanals
      @elanals 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Oras it sucks

    • @RossPitSharkHunter
      @RossPitSharkHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The answer is yes, a baby will die, don't ever test it.

  • @nashwaan2956
    @nashwaan2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:10 i love stephen's neutral face aka his T_T face

  • @audreynaro7385
    @audreynaro7385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    No one:
    Stephen as a child: WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MESSED UP!?!
    Also Stephen as a child: 2:25

  • @elanals
    @elanals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    *wHy aRe yOU aLl tHe wAy tHAt yOu arE??!!!??!?!*
    Literally me when someone talks to me

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes but that's what everyone thinks and never says to homeschoolers. RIP us.

  • @shadow_of_the_wolf1644
    @shadow_of_the_wolf1644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I like the monster in the closet. It's a monster but yet it has more sense than the adults.

  • @annemcdougall919
    @annemcdougall919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Aren't we gonna talk about the fact that this kid lives with three older generations.

    • @jsouthwark
      @jsouthwark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was wondering how many generations would get involved 😂

    • @thelizerd4490
      @thelizerd4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They might as well put in George Washington

    • @labj143
      @labj143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how my grandma's house was when I was little. Her house was a duplex, and her daughter(my aunt who was already a grandmother) lived up stairs.

    • @chloesummer_wolf13
      @chloesummer_wolf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelizerd4490 and ALEXANDER HAMILTON

  • @kiraalencastre452
    @kiraalencastre452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Why are you all the way that you are!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
    I’m dead!

  • @gemmamccormack4551
    @gemmamccormack4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Death, Death, Sleep is just Death, but it’s better than being old.
    This is absolutely amazing 💗

  • @jennyraylen8410
    @jennyraylen8410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I always thought the Rock-A-Bye lullaby was creepy. I actually made up my own version as a kid that I would sing that didn’t end with the child FREAKING FALLING TO THEIR DEATH.
    Anyway here it is for your enjoyment.
    Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
    When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
    When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall
    And down will come baby, into Mom’s arms
    (Yes I know it doesn’t rhyme, I was like nine)

  • @breejenter5938
    @breejenter5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Studio c is always so funny I can’t stop watching them

  • @gracewhitaker1702
    @gracewhitaker1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Lemme sing you a tune...from the ROLLING HILLS OF SCOTLAND!”
    Love James accent

  • @brianpickford3031
    @brianpickford3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can we talk about how good of a singer Mallory and Jeremy are?!

  • @Jinji2179
    @Jinji2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Should've done 'Don't Ever Laugh As A Herse Goes By'. That would've been perfect!

  • @babblingbrook.
    @babblingbrook. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Funny thing is those are all real songs except Tori's.

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Even the Scottish one that doesn't rhyme?

    • @NauvooHalflingHouse
      @NauvooHalflingHouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Horizon Penblade yup! It’s translated and we tweaked it a bit, but yeah 😱

    • @connermccullock5408
      @connermccullock5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NauvooHalflingHouse That's impressive!

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NauvooHalflingHouse oh! Ok, that makes sense! Nice!

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NauvooHalflingHouse [looks it up] Is it Highland Fairy Lullaby? Or something else?

  • @Quin10Animates
    @Quin10Animates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Ring around the Rosie pocket full of posies ashes ashes we all fall down

    • @AG_92
      @AG_92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Annika Perez This theory has been regarded baseless by folklore scholars. Read it up.

    • @Quin10Animates
      @Quin10Animates 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annika Perez excactly

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The original song is ring a ring a roses a pocket full of poses all the girls in our town ring for little Josie. The earliest recorded version is from 1790. It was first advanced in 1961 by the popular novelist james Leasor in his racy account of life in 17th century London, the plague and the fire. Until then there was no obvious connection between the rhyme and the plague.

  • @brijanel
    @brijanel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is definitely one of my favorite sketches in awhile 😂😂😂😂

  • @thfpt
    @thfpt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would happily go to sleep listening to the mom's angelic voice. It wouldn't matter what she's singing.

  • @theotherguy10
    @theotherguy10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we just appreciate what a lovely voice Mallory has 👏❤️

  • @gabriellahaskell2609
    @gabriellahaskell2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I watched this just after putting the kids to bed. Clearly I should have watched before, excellent parenting tips

  • @Biohazbird
    @Biohazbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I REMEMBER THE ORANGES AND LEMONS ONE! I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL when I found out about it and it STILL made ot hard for me to sleep!

    • @vgm_29
      @vgm_29 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabrielle Zuiker why were you still being sung lullabies in middle school?

    • @Biohazbird
      @Biohazbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vgm_29 I wasn't sung it. My sister checked out a book of nursery rhymes from the library and I got bored and decided to look through it one day.

  • @christmaspopcorn1635
    @christmaspopcorn1635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The monster was really nice of saving the boy from his strange family 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChickenTrendy
    @ChickenTrendy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol, definitely one of my top ten skits! James with his tune from the rolling hills of Scotland-

  • @dogsforlife1595
    @dogsforlife1595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t believe these are real songs! As a kid my mom would sing them to me but I wouldn’t even think twice about the lyrics!

  • @pickledpaintpalette
    @pickledpaintpalette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jeremy: ChIP CHOP CHIP CHOP!
    StalkerNeighbor: //Calls the police// Ummmmm my neighbors are insane

    • @spartoi6069
      @spartoi6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All hail the watcher

  • @benjaminauld5185
    @benjaminauld5185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Why couldn't they get up?
    Cause they died...in there sleep
    Duh

  • @annabanana3123
    @annabanana3123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "My darlin' baby boy
    I'ma leave you in a field
    And when the wolves haven't eaten you yet
    I guess I'll take you home
    Maybe"

  • @Ari-rf9bu
    @Ari-rf9bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was the first Studio C video I watched, ah the memories! 😌

  • @veerlevanmerwijk7862
    @veerlevanmerwijk7862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is the monster so cute? He's so fluffy!❤

  • @7.11slushy6
    @7.11slushy6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Okay not to be dramatic
    But I would die for the Monster

  • @athendity2567
    @athendity2567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At least he isn’t afraid of the monster anymore
    *gasp
    What if the relatives intended to sing those songs
    *_PLOT TWIST?!_*

  • @gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006
    @gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Death death, sleep is just death, which is better than being old."
    😂😂😂 Truly the best bed time song

  • @ktchimmy5823
    @ktchimmy5823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:06 Awh that was adorable

  • @izukubf
    @izukubf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen is such a lil’ bean💕

  • @GigiTheWaitress
    @GigiTheWaitress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All valid questions from the child.

  • @thezombiecreeper
    @thezombiecreeper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Germany:
    Yeah, I can totally 104.5128% relate.

  • @delanieharker4025
    @delanieharker4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "... and when the wolves haven't eaten you yet, I guess I'll take you home... maybe"

  • @KingJake-om7yq
    @KingJake-om7yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They’re all really good singers

  • @nerdgetier4769
    @nerdgetier4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That reminds me of my childhood here in Germany.We have the best children stories and songs.

  • @thenerdyanarchist3492
    @thenerdyanarchist3492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Plot twist
    The monster is his real parent

  • @jojostorm193
    @jojostorm193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My sister and brother-in-law sing it
    "Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, when the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, but I'll catch you baby cradle and all."
    So much better than the one where the baby falls out of the tree

  • @owensinger7288
    @owensinger7288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the videos

  • @jadelina1530
    @jadelina1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t watched Studio C in like a year and WOWWIE! They’ve changed in so much! They look a bit different too..... but one thing that hasn’t changed is that they’re still funny
    😂👌💜

  • @shadow_myst8324
    @shadow_myst8324 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Malodor has such a beautiful voice

  • @never3563
    @never3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A Bill Clinton mask…perfect think to think about at 12:30am xD

  • @chickennugget4121
    @chickennugget4121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    anyone else sing the rain song differently? im my houshold it was always:
    its raining
    its pouring
    the old man is snoring
    he jumped into bed and bonked his head and threw it out the window,
    the window, the window, the second story window,
    he jumped into bed and bonked his head and threw it out the window
    yea, my childhood was darker than I realized

  • @dalegarvey8076
    @dalegarvey8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The love that at one point I can’t tell if there actually singing a real song or it’s just something they made up

  • @dylanleddy8693
    @dylanleddy8693 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ending was amazing, idk how you do it but in every sketch there is always a bigger punchline

  • @GeeButtersnaps-14
    @GeeButtersnaps-14 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have a curtain that looks just like that pillow... like... exactly

  • @pigsareawesome7129
    @pigsareawesome7129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol I laughed so hard during this

  • @foamoftheocean
    @foamoftheocean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    R. L. Stein. I always read his books at night, on *purpose*
    Edit: can we talk about Mal's singing voice, please??
    Edit again: Sleep is just death without the commitment

  • @goatingwildisabutcrack
    @goatingwildisabutcrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No one: ...
    Not a soul:.........
    Me babysitting:

  • @bethGst2663
    @bethGst2663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You just described the proses of bunching a cow!!!”🤣😂

  • @aprilpeck8778
    @aprilpeck8778 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the twist at the end!

  • @elanals
    @elanals 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Studio c literally said children died
    And everyone laughed...
    *studio c magic*

  • @deactivatedaccount4360
    @deactivatedaccount4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg I love you guys! Haha

  • @nataliedreyer1288
    @nataliedreyer1288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was scared of spiders, the dark, scary movies and dying alone
    Also this video made me laugh so hard lol!!!!

  • @Darignobullseye
    @Darignobullseye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious!!
    I used to not sing those songs because I finally realized the content 😆

  • @ilovepink1097
    @ilovepink1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Studio C!! Great job on all your videos!!!

  • @Myzzef
    @Myzzef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How did someone dislike this?

  • @tangear
    @tangear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is how I imagine one of my teachers putting his kids to bed.

  • @noahholke4980
    @noahholke4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tori's scene was probably the best in this sketch

  • @maybemintmochi_
    @maybemintmochi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honey you need a place to stay I keep replaying that

  • @project3003
    @project3003 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you studio c for making subtitles