This game looks like it was made by a guy that hasn't seen a videogame in 25 years until one day a copy of Mario Odyssey hit him in the head. I feel kinda bad for the people that worked on this
Idk some of the really dumb shit in this game looks like it was fun to make, I just feel like they probably felt their efforts were wasted on said dumb shit
This whole thing just makes me sad. Before the game came out, Yuji Naka said that this was his "one chance" to make a 3d platformer at Square Enix. I can only imagine the feeling he must have had seeing all the reviews.
It’s unfortunate but he should of known that.. in no way is this gameplay comparable to older titles he worked on that were amazing like: NiGHTS or Billy Egg Hatcher. like I love his art style and beautiful creativity for scenery but that is not enough.. I just don’t understand what happened for him to go in this direction.. it’s as dunkey said.. all the fun is sucked right out of everything you do..
It's unfortunate but what the fuck did he imagine people would think of this? I wonder if he played it himself. Maybe the team just failed to express his vision.
I love that I know exactly how Dunkey feels from the tone of his voice. Thats the voice when you switch your brain off because you're forcing yourself to slog through a game you absolutely hate lol. He starts getting happy when he unlocks stuff, not because it's exciting but because he's that much closer to being done with the game.
This has gotta be one of the least inspired and shittiest games I've seen in awhile. Its needlessly confusing and anti climactic. I watched the entire stream just in a pure state of confusion as to what the fuck was happening and who the fuck thought this game would be fun in any sense of the word.
This game feels like someone had a literal fever dream after playing some Mario Odyssey earlier that day, that’s the only way to summarize how fucking bizarre it is.
It’s fascinating that every person I’ve seen play this game thinks it pretty good for like first 10 minutes then when they actually sink their teeth into it at all they realize it’s terrible. It’s like they put a layer of frosting over a cardboard box and said it was a cake.
Dunkey trying to find the spiderweb in the first level when he goes back to it was so infuriating. He literally stares at it when he comes into the level and then wanders around for ten minutes looking for it.
The beginning cut scene looked pretty, but the game seems awful. Why didn't they make a movie? Not a movie about the game, but something with that Cappy character.
So here's one thing in defense of this game I've noticed while re-watching the stream: The bosses are all combinations of the costumes you have access to during their fights! ....that's, y'know... kinda creative, right?
@@susanissajoke I mean... everything I said was factually accurate. I never said it was even close to approaching good in the slightest. You giving the game the literal ONLY compliment I found.
I guess the problem with that is since the abilities are so glaringly boring and specific, the power when the bosses use it is also incredibly boring and specific. Like wow, the bug/spider hybrid boss makes small webs like the bug power, AND she swings small scythes like the mantis power?
This game teaches you not to get close to people, they will just disappear.
This game is too deep😔
Why would you type something this real?
Facts
i cant let you get close
If your wimpy teachers didn't teach you, then let me tell you that you never let someone with that look on his face within arms reach of you.
58:40 is probably the greatest moment in gaming history I'ma be honest
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious"
Was looking for that, thank you
One of the best dunkey laughs
Thanksss, I came here only for that part!
I just realized the dance animations are the same as those in Killer Bean
This game looks like it was made by a guy that hasn't seen a videogame in 25 years until one day a copy of Mario Odyssey hit him in the head. I feel kinda bad for the people that worked on this
So you meen like all other ex-Sega dev games?
It was directed by Yuji Naka, creator of Sonic who left the franchise in 05. So.... yeah.
@@CunningCondor well congratulations to him, he made his equivalent of a modern Sonic game
Idk some of the really dumb shit in this game looks like it was fun to make, I just feel like they probably felt their efforts were wasted on said dumb shit
I can’t fucking imagine how bored the QA guys were for this game.
I love that they put the keys right next to anything that needs to be unlocked
This whole thing just makes me sad. Before the game came out, Yuji Naka said that this was his "one chance" to make a 3d platformer at Square Enix. I can only imagine the feeling he must have had seeing all the reviews.
He should not be allowed to make games.
I mean he said he got inspiration from Yoshi's New Island... and Square also payed for reviews...
I got the game just to help him out.
It’s unfortunate but he should of known that.. in no way is this gameplay comparable to older titles he worked on that were amazing like: NiGHTS or Billy Egg Hatcher. like I love his art style and beautiful creativity for scenery but that is not enough.. I just don’t understand what happened for him to go in this direction.. it’s as dunkey said.. all the fun is sucked right out of everything you do..
It's unfortunate but what the fuck did he imagine people would think of this? I wonder if he played it himself. Maybe the team just failed to express his vision.
We were all expecting the tire at 22:40 to bounce him up right?
that would be actual fun so developers put a little twist on that, it just do nothing instead.
Yeah that’s why you don’t put useless objects inside a game.
yeah, you can do that in fortnite
A truly impressive next gen title
A battleroyal and 6 DS spinoffs are inbound for this instant classic
The bugsnax killer
It literally looks like a N64 or a PS1 game
The visual aesthetic is really strong. Too bad the gameplay isn’t of equal quality.
If all games are bad, none of them are.
59:00 when dunkey cracked up, that is the funniest part of this video.
Better than the final video.
dolphin part....
this game looks like someone sold a unity demo
Gives me more Unreal Engine vibes than Unity
@@richardhambel648 it's the same thing
@@zendariun101 If you say so.
I have watched this stream like 8 times, there is just something about the first dancing scene that makes me happy
2:22:00 is a pure Balan moment
This game is so horribly designed
2:54:06
Dunkey realizes there are 228 trophies in the game.
"wtf! there's two-hundred morrre!"
2:40:12 "In this game, they figured out a way to make everything you do not fun. They have it down to a science." ❤
i howled with laughter at the opening image. bless you mr pickle
This play-through is improved by mentally substituting "Timbs" every time dunkey says "Tims."
This game is like going to Jackie Chan's house for Kwanzaa
1:44:02 the funniest storyline
All hail Walter 🙌
when dunkey started wordlessly throwing tims off the floating island; i resonated with that
I love how the entire last hour or so of this stream is just jason giving up on everything
It's amazing how many concepts that don't work they put in one game.
I love that I know exactly how Dunkey feels from the tone of his voice. Thats the voice when you switch your brain off because you're forcing yourself to slog through a game you absolutely hate lol.
He starts getting happy when he unlocks stuff, not because it's exciting but because he's that much closer to being done with the game.
Dunkey's descent into madness
Idk why, but the main characters look like if sonic characters were human
Yuji Naka.
i can unironically say i got hours of fun from this game because of this video
god bless you for uploading these streams king
This is some kids favorite game for sure
That poor kid.
The next hitler
this game makes me crave for corn for some reason.
The most random assortment of upgrades like teleporting, turning into a box randomly for no reason, and a vaccum. Lmao
I still can't decide if it was intended or unintended trolls.
@@Gatorade69 I'm sure it was intended very rarely do companies try to fail purposely.
This has gotta be one of the least inspired and shittiest games I've seen in awhile. Its needlessly confusing and anti climactic. I watched the entire stream just in a pure state of confusion as to what the fuck was happening and who the fuck thought this game would be fun in any sense of the word.
I cant wait to see more games come from the balan type genre.
i want leo craig in smash
Eh, it might not be a masterpiece, but it has a little something for everyone
What’s funny is that even IGN said it’s terrible. If IGN says your game is bad then you know it’s bad
there's a little everyone for something
You're implying that the controls are actually good. I agree that the mechanics are there but they all suck and it controls like ass.
There unfortunately isnt much there for people looking for a good game
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:44:10 this made me laugh so hard XD
His laugh lol
He became the dolphin
seems walter my boy i have finally found the dunk zone thank you for the streams as always.
44:50 I absolutely died
Came for the game, stayed for Jason's laughs
whos jason? this is the video donkey
So there is someone that archives his streams. Nice!
the best part of this game is easily the Tims
I was so excited for this
Thank you Walter!
The main character kind of looks like Yoh from shaman king but with a worse sense of fashion
Walter you genius you’ve done it again
This game feels like someone had a literal fever dream after playing some Mario Odyssey earlier that day, that’s the only way to summarize how fucking bizarre it is.
Yuji Naka had a dream after playing Mario odyssey where sonic was combined with that game then proceeded to go YES, it was a sign
Game devs: "i hear this videogame industry makes a few bucks, yall wanna make some bucks with me?"
Probably the funniest stream I've ever seen
Game of the Year. 10/10 Better than the entire Mario Franchise and Spyro the dragon from the PS1 era. Has everything for Anyone.
This game is like going to Jack Nicholson’s house for Taco Tuesday.
The real enemy is the game itself
It’s fascinating that every person I’ve seen play this game thinks it pretty good for like first 10 minutes then when they actually sink their teeth into it at all they realize it’s terrible. It’s like they put a layer of frosting over a cardboard box and said it was a cake.
The cutscene in the beginning is actually good
Keep doing this Walter we like it
I didn't think sega would willfully make a game that gets outshined by glover
Square made the game
@@cooperm4185 Even worse. With all his posturing, this is where Yuji Naka landed . Working with a competent studio
WHAT'S UP WALTER NATION!
Happy Thanksgiving Walmart
This is literally the best worst game ever
I've watched this one entire stream like five times
learning about the 228 trophies broke me lmao
Thank you, Walter! You're the real MVP.
thank you walter dearest
Hear, hear.
That music at the beginning is the most blatant ripoff I've ever heard.
Why does the main character kind of look like the sensory homunculus
20:40 F A R M E R
im surprised dunkey doesnt know about Bionic Commando, another good platformer where you dont have a jump
greatest stream of all time
now walter i can get into
Computer give me a print out of Walter smiling.
I better not mother flipping see a comment from the future saying this game was ahead of its time
Let's be honest here. This game was ahead of it's time.
58:52 his quiet, befuddled "what..." never fails to make me laugh
1:01:05 am I missing the joke or is this just comically close to the fossil falls OST from mario odyssey
it's similar, but Fossil Falls feels a lot more upbeat due to the drum line in the background. just played them side by side a few times
@@fishie3799 watched dunkeys video on this game today and he actually made the same comparison lmao
@@zane4535 Lmao you're right, good call. This whole game is like a mega-shitty knock-off of Odyssey.
Dunkey trying to find the spiderweb in the first level when he goes back to it was so infuriating. He literally stares at it when he comes into the level and then wanders around for ten minutes looking for it.
Don’t watch his resident evil streams hahaha
Thank you, Walter !
sonic man somehow made the homing attack wrong in his game
I fuckin lost it at the happy horn moment
3:39:18
Can’t believe the reward for bringing the happy horn all the way back to the ocean level would potentially just be 4 fucking yellow eggs
Thank you Walter white babyyyyyyy
3:13:52 legendary response phrase
This truly is one of the games of all time
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Me, knowing it hasnt started, skipping to about 15 mins
"He played this for 4 hours?"
23:52 dunkey one of the only type of people to be like “ok bro you’re giving me too much money”
Give a dog a bone, but not too many
WaLter .YES
3:01:35 best part of the entire video
The beginning cut scene looked pretty, but the game seems awful.
Why didn't they make a movie? Not a movie about the game, but something with that Cappy character.
@@joey_bonzo Halo 4 one of the best games ever? Haha, funi
1:21:11 He really should play Resident Evil 5 & 6 with Leah. That would be an instant classic in his stream library
I never got to see him partially repair the clock of happiness
Apparently Yuji Naka had some concerns about the direction of the game, and was removed. He's sued Square Enix as a result. Poor guy.
@walter may i ask what recording software u use to record dunkstreams and your computer specs?
2:20:20 Dunkey loses his last shred of hope.
So here's one thing in defense of this game I've noticed while re-watching the stream:
The bosses are all combinations of the costumes you have access to during their fights! ....that's, y'know... kinda creative, right?
The Tims also attack and collect stuff for you... rarely. That's... more than Chaos ever did (in a level at least).
@@WadeTheWilsonTV yeah....no
@@susanissajoke I mean... everything I said was factually accurate. I never said it was even close to approaching good in the slightest. You giving the game the literal ONLY compliment I found.
@@WadeTheWilsonTV if you say🤷
I guess the problem with that is since the abilities are so glaringly boring and specific, the power when the bosses use it is also incredibly boring and specific. Like wow, the bug/spider hybrid boss makes small webs like the bug power, AND she swings small scythes like the mantis power?
This gem looks like it's made entirely of placeholder graphics.
I think the target age is like prek-3rd
The Mario Killer
B E E G
F A R M E R
Is it just me or does dunkey always have his volumes too low for streams? I always have to put my volume super high just for it to sound normal
yeah same
And then Leah shows up and screech/screams at 115 decibels and shatters my windows
@@Josh-qr9fo yeah it's a trap
37:41 "is this transgender Mario?"
Holy fuck, my sides are in orbit!
😂😂😂
I don't get it
When the girl who was outcast for liking bugs grew beautiful butterfly wings and showed her friends there are cute and pretty bugs I fucking cried.
This game is as good as those new Pokémon games coming out.
Uh oh, I pre-ordered one of those
Correct lol gaming is going downhill
buddy it aint goin downhill just play indies
9:03 I put a curse to the person in chat that was dissing on Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
Thank you walter
Ask Madden.
Thank u for the stream Walter