It's gonna be a big season for The Con-Artist ! Pats are gonna stay in the shitter and that will make for great entertainment for the fans of this TERRIBLE PROGRAM 👌😆😆
The whistling Nerf ball is a childhood institution of the late 90s Update: I bought a modern Vortex Howler for my son. I'm going to sling it until my arm falls off.
I just bought one of these nerf footballs about a week ago. I'm here to tell you it's a game changer! The only negative side effect that I could find is that you start believing that you're an all-pro quarterback because of how nice the ball travels. In fact, tomorrow I'm trying out for QB for the Denver Broncos!
As a Broncos fan, who went to the first game in Seattle, drafted him to my fantasy team with a Russ themed name... I'm embarrassingly benching him for Goff this week
It's incredible that no one at any point during the creation of that monstrosity did someone suggest maybe make a pointed tip instead of a flat surface.
they saw how many fingers it was breaking and decided to take away it's piercing potential. Aerodynamics aren't needed when you're hurling the thing like a can of corn
The ball is hollow and open at the front. Makes it into a circular wing if you throw it right....and those things WILL GO! But you have to throw it right so many people won't be able to do it....thus they'll trash the ball as being junk.
Because you need a damn a football field to be able to throw it... If you don't throw with some umpf behind it just wobbles and falls to the ground... I bought one for me and my son for Christmas last year to bring back some nostalgia and man was I disappointed... not only does it not fly straight and take a ton of space to throw it after a couple of catches you will be bruised and bleeding... I wanted to send it back but by the time I got to play with it, it was way over being returnable... waste of money... Straight garbage 🗑
When Pat said and here's a man who played with this ball and that's why his fingers are the way they are, I instantly started laughing to myself picturing them cutting to Jason pierre-paul 😂. It would have been so damn funny.
I had the Vortex back in the late 90s and it whistled pretty good. Got it stuck in a tree one morning at the bus stop and it was gone by the time I got home. I was pissed.
I have loved Pat since I was a college student at WVU while he played here. I never knew he was a Pittsburgh guy until his accent came out in this video. It's gaining strength people, and I love it!!!
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this clip. It makes me laugh every time. I ended up buying one for my son’s birthday, and it’s exactly as advertised 😂 I feel bad buying a garbage product, but my son thought it was hilarious, so totally worth it.
I got this thing a while back and was slinging it around the park with a buddy and had a blast with it. The key is to get on top of it more and try throwing a line drive with it instead of trying to put some air under it like you would with a football
I bought one of these things at Walmart awhile back in the Seahawks colors. They’re spot on. It was oddly engaging trying to make a good throw, but it is definitely not for playing catch, so I got rid of it. Found the Nerf Turbo football on Amazon so I bought one of those to play with the kids.
I bought this thing a month ago off a sale on Amazon. And I can confirm, it’s a piece of sh!t. It’s a damn weapon! LOL. My nephew put a clean hole in my neighbors house number sign. 😂
You put my little brother downfield and I guarantee I could launch my old Hot Wheels Countach farther than anyone could throw this ball. I was a sniper with that thing back in the day.
@@Lavolpeengreece I wasn’t a big fan of him as a Seahawk, but between him dumping on his former franchise “I want to go to a team that actual wins”, all the new stories of how Unliked he was by teammates/coaches and his new antics for Personal PR…. Hard to like the guy w the donkeys. Super cringe too. Not a Seahawk fan either. He’s ranked amongst the bottom 8 QBs in the NFL rn including backups. Robbing the broncos flat out 💰 💰 💰
I love the Russell Wilson dorsal fin football. Its character building! You soon realize when using this thing you'll never be able to look competent while throwing or catching this thing, and realize that nobody's perfect. Thats the value of this gem of a product.
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I know it’s said quite often but Conners ability to stay straight faced through Ty’s rants is absolutely epic
And that's what keeps us coming back and doesn't laugh....how? Lololololololol
It’s his random “Hell yea”that make it even better😂
@@carsonscrutton8054 when I hear a hell yeah or a WHAT I absolutely lose it
It's gonna be a big season for The Con-Artist ! Pats are gonna stay in the shitter and that will make for great entertainment for the fans of this TERRIBLE PROGRAM 👌😆😆
@@michaelb3927 🤣🤣🤣
Ty went so hard on that ball with the most perfect execution of sarcasm I've ever seen 😂😂☠️☠️
Yeah I had no idea if you really liked it or not, if it wasn't for Pat laughing I would have went and bought one
no it was real, it's awesome
@@srt4b had me convinced
@@zackadamec9332 how many did you buy?
@@joereginmyre yeah, that's a no
🤣 When Pat says. "Let's move on" and there's still 7 minutes left in the video.
That's how ya know the vids a gem, WHAA!? An absolute W WHAA!?
Ty is a little too good at that straight face sarcasm.
I deadass couldn’t tell if he was joking or not 😂😂
@@grant1650 Yeah, if it wasn't for the other guys, I straight thought he was pitching it for real at certain points.
he was joking? I just ordered one....
@@dontworry1568how did it go 😂
@@zhieson nah people who like dry humor could tell.
The whistling Nerf ball is a childhood institution of the late 90s
Update: I bought a modern Vortex Howler for my son. I'm going to sling it until my arm falls off.
💯💯
You could throw that thing 70 yards whistlin like a sombitch
as a 2000s kid i can say that was my childhood
Most terrifying thing was playin catch at night when you could hear it coming but not see it. Nightmare fuel
Not to brag, but I had one in 1991.
i love how conners just nodding & agreeing with everything TY is saying i honestly thought they where serious till pat & foxy got in it 😂😂😂
Facts lol it makes it kind of funny
Connor and Ty can keep the best straight faces 🤣
Connor does it every time. Makes it even better lol
@@joereginmyre imagine trying to be a TH-camr and having 60 subscribers lmaooo
It's a throwers ball. For like when your neighbors cat is crapping in your flower beds and you want to send him a message.
Damn wolley out here decapitating cats with this razor finned ball.... eassssy buddy
This guy gets it
Gotta aim for the neighbor to the left to hit it tho
It's fucken TERRIBLE at that tho. Literally it's impossible to aim. You'd be better off trying to kick it lmao
Connor looks amazed with how Ty can just keep on going about this ball lmao
3 and a half minutes into the 10 minute clip:
Pat- “alright let’s move on” 😂
Classic 😂
“Let’s go to the phones” vibe
Anytime you need a laugh about anything involving Russell Wilson, just watch these guys they've got ya covered 😂😂😂
Specifically Pat & Ty 😂
It's all fun and games until a kid breaks his finger catching it.
I just bought one of these nerf footballs about a week ago. I'm here to tell you it's a game changer! The only negative side effect that I could find is that you start believing that you're an all-pro quarterback because of how nice the ball travels. In fact, tomorrow I'm trying out for QB for the Denver Broncos!
With how Russ has been playing, you might have a chance of making the team. 😂
I already made it on to the practice squad. I’m one hit away from retirement
@@GenesysRider23 Yeah, after the colts game, Russell might be retired.
This was absolutely the best segment ever!! The level of sarcasm was bar none
@@joereginmyre
What’s a TH-camr?
Starting to think Russ is 100% serious with his “let’s ride”
Man Wilson reminds me of a human chode and I am a Bronco fan.
Russ likes him some Russ with a side of Russ.
Oh he was 100% serious
@@chrissears5482 100% Seriruss
I can't believe they tried to compare it to a nerf ball. everyone born before 2000 knows "its nerf or nothing"
Remember nerf wars?
@@kolbesmith1175 hell yeah
The guy who invented NERF technology was one of my coaches in highschool in 2000,
Hiram Jackson Johnson Jr
Hi Triple J
Or everyone born in 2000 guy 😂
@@_The_Journey2000’s kids always trying to force their way to fit in 😂
I love Connor’s face of disbelief this entire video
He definitely was like 54% sure Ty was being sarcastic and you saw that play out in real time
They finally found the WMD’s.
turns out it wasnt in iraq, denver been hiding them this whole time. Who knew
Let's ride
Criminally underrated comment.
I said this on another video but Ty is a natural comedian. The man needs to get on the comedy scene and fast. His delivery is perfect.
Imagine Josh Allen just chucking this thing at you from 10 yards
RIP
Or Brett Favre in December at Lambeau field
It wouldn’t make it ten yards
He would overthrow it
Thankfully someone would intercept it before it makes contact.
Just when you think Ty can’t top himself here comes this gem! 😂
I must be the only one who doesn’t find Ty 1 bit funny. Never laugh at his stuff
@@ChangeHumanity oh, ok Russ
“Get your mitts on this thing “😂 took me out
I would've loved to see AJ's reaction to this skit lmao
thats it. i'm dropping russ in fantasy
As a Broncos fan, who went to the first game in Seattle, drafted him to my fantasy team with a Russ themed name... I'm embarrassingly benching him for Goff this week
Ty is just an absolute legend! 😂
“It’s tough to throw, and it’s tough to catch as well.”
The second Ty started talking and the segment was about Russ.. I knew it was gonna be absolute gold
Ty is genuinely one of the funniest people alive. THANK YEW TY
It's incredible that no one at any point during the creation of that monstrosity did someone suggest maybe make a pointed tip instead of a flat surface.
they saw how many fingers it was breaking and decided to take away it's piercing potential. Aerodynamics aren't needed when you're hurling the thing like a can of corn
@@joereginmyre yikes.
@@joereginmyre shhhhhh
The ball is hollow and open at the front. Makes it into a circular wing if you throw it right....and those things WILL GO! But you have to throw it right so many people won't be able to do it....thus they'll trash the ball as being junk.
@@recoilrob324
What is the purpose of throwing the ball 100 yards if you can't catch it?
Really disappointed we couldn’t see a throw or catch, you guys have a whole court right there, why not use it 😭😭😭😂😂
Because you need a damn a football field to be able to throw it... If you don't throw with some umpf behind it just wobbles and falls to the ground... I bought one for me and my son for Christmas last year to bring back some nostalgia and man was I disappointed... not only does it not fly straight and take a ton of space to throw it after a couple of catches you will be bruised and bleeding... I wanted to send it back but by the time I got to play with it, it was way over being returnable... waste of money... Straight garbage 🗑
The Mike Vick nerf was the one you could draw plays on correct? That ball was the GOAT
Yup it had the little an book
Foxy - “What’s good about the football?”
“It whistles” 😂😂😂
Lovin' how Pat McAfee is just laughing about it for like almost 2.5 minutes
Ty is about to become the next Billy Mays. Kid can sell ice cream to an eskimo.
Ty needs to sell Knives on tv at 3am, cause id get my credit card out for anything this guy sells
Let's not forget, Russ also tried to sell bread that was shaped like a football.
Lmao
Eat ball 🤣
Vortex* for everyone drawing blanks on the actual Goat of rocket balls 👌😆
Boston Connor is hilarious with his serious nods of approval in scenarios like this.
The fact he is saying all this while having a straight face is amazing lol
I've seen this clip several times now and it's still one of the funniest things I have ever experienced. Love it!
When Pat said and here's a man who played with this ball and that's why his fingers are the way they are, I instantly started laughing to myself picturing them cutting to Jason pierre-paul 😂. It would have been so damn funny.
1 year anniversary on this gem just passed
“Get your mitts on this thing” 😂
"he trains with this thing going into the season"
that explains a lot
Love the sarcasm...jerry Sinfield style 😂😂
I had that Vick nerf football, mfka was spectacular
I had the Vortex back in the late 90s and it whistled pretty good. Got it stuck in a tree one morning at the bus stop and it was gone by the time I got home. I was pissed.
How did he not say after the show I’m gonna pull an uncle Rico and throw this right over that mountain. 😂
I haven't seen pat laugh this hard since taking the roof off at the metlife 😂
The siciliano clip is the hardest I think they've ever laughed
I think you have to do the Dak hip thrust for it to work.
I come back to this video every once in awhile to get a good laugh. Holy moly this is hilarious
I have loved Pat since I was a college student at WVU while he played here. I never knew he was a Pittsburgh guy until his accent came out in this video. It's gaining strength people, and I love it!!!
Watch the Troy Polamalu Ruined his life video.. he talks a lot about Jung from Pittsburgh in it.
I thought he was being serious the whole time💀😂. Ty is the funniest person on the planet
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this clip. It makes me laugh every time. I ended up buying one for my son’s birthday, and it’s exactly as advertised 😂 I feel bad buying a garbage product, but my son thought it was hilarious, so totally worth it.
Ty is amazing
This is why we love pat mcafee 💀💀
This kind of stuff is why Seahawks fans are happy to move on from Russ
True
Ty could sell me an umbrella on a sunny day by telling me you can change the dorsal fins.
I got this thing a while back and was slinging it around the park with a buddy and had a blast with it. The key is to get on top of it more and try throwing a line drive with it instead of trying to put some air under it like you would with a football
I got that ball for a family event with a bunch of football players and I am still being made fun of for it. That thing is unbelievably horrible.
Lmao that's awful 😆
@@bobbywyatt3 it’s actually in the bucket for the dogs chuck it balls now haha
I couldn't believe how terrible it was either... Was super dissatisfied
I bought one of these things at Walmart awhile back in the Seahawks colors. They’re spot on. It was oddly engaging trying to make a good throw, but it is definitely not for playing catch, so I got rid of it.
Found the Nerf Turbo football on Amazon so I bought one of those to play with the kids.
It'll never be the Nerd Vortex with the whistle that John elway threw out of the stadium in the commercial.
They should’ve read that second review, it’s golden
Foxy mentioning the Mike Vick nerf ball unlocked memories I had completely forgotten abaht
This dude is hysterical. I honestly can't even tell if he's bullshitting or not. But either way, the guy can sell.
I bought this thing a month ago off a sale on Amazon. And I can confirm, it’s a piece of sh!t. It’s a damn weapon! LOL. My nephew put a clean hole in my neighbors house number sign. 😂
It's like if you had your kids throwing their toy train sets at each other.
You put my little brother downfield and I guarantee I could launch my old Hot Wheels Countach farther than anyone could throw this ball. I was a sniper with that thing back in the day.
Ty makes me happy to be from NE Iowa. What an absolute gem of a human
The thing doesn't even spiral in the ad lol
who is old enough to remember those old John Elway nerf commercials? specifically the vortex t3
Watched this live back then and laughed so damn hard 😂
“This football is golf.” 😂😂😂
Thru the uprights and good for the hole in one…🤷♂️
Still my favorite moment of the show in the 4 years I’ve been watching come back and watch this monthly
Back again still just as good need the football in the black and gold
Love Zit and Nick in the backgrahnd behind Con and Ty haunting them and the show
Oh hell yeah. Hopefully the lines are long for this! I can’t wait!
Why’s everyone trashing Wilson so hard
He's a cornball and in decline as a player
Just bought 6 dozen of em! X-mas shopping is done, thanks Ty.
I watched this entire video twice, once for me and once to share with my bro. I still cant tell if they are serious or faceous half the time.
Ty ripping this promo with a huge dinger in makes this gold.
Love the “darce” in the background
I have more happiness in my life with pat than without pat
He almost had me 😂😂 how does he keep a straight face like that
Audio is much better. Thank you
i went and read reviews on amazon and they all are pretty bad lol i couldnt find better than a 3 star
Russel has quickly become the laughing stock of the entire NFL, the dude cant catch a break... constant door matt XD
It’s his own fault, he comes off like a robot with serial killer programmed into it
@@Lavolpeengreece as a hawks fan I 💯 agree with this lmao
He’s being controlled by his b**ch. he needs to man up and put her in a leash
@@Lavolpeengreece I wasn’t a big fan of him as a Seahawk, but between him dumping on his former franchise “I want to go to a team that actual wins”, all the new stories of how Unliked he was by teammates/coaches and his new antics for Personal PR…. Hard to like the guy w the donkeys. Super cringe too.
Not a Seahawk fan either.
He’s ranked amongst the bottom 8 QBs in the NFL rn including backups. Robbing the broncos flat out 💰 💰 💰
Correction: his name is Mister Unlimited.
Connors disappointment throughout this segment is hilarious 😂😂
Love me some Ty segments
Ty could drag a subject for hours if they let him go on and on😂😂
This reminds me of the icarly episode with the tech foots 😂, love the spoof review
Man.....FU guys! LETS RIDE!!!!
Let’s ride🤠
We need to revisit this in the Thunderdome
You need a damn baseball glove to catch that thing
it's crazy to look at this and see how clean the Toxic Table used to be
get yourself one of these
I bet Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite can throw that Russell Wilson ball over TWO mountains
I feel like the vortex T3 promoted by John Elway was pretty bitchin
I love the Russell Wilson dorsal fin football. Its character building! You soon realize when using this thing you'll never be able to look competent while throwing or catching this thing, and realize that nobody's perfect. Thats the value of this gem of a product.
My first Vortex football was endorsed by John Elway.
This is pure gold
I hope Darius is on everyday. He's wonderful
This literally the first video that pops up when you type in Russell Wilson football 😂😂😂
Team 3 is absolutely loving this