Hoi Sleepybeans! I am not liable for any damages caused by tingling you too much BUT seriously I hope you enjoy the soft and relaxing tingles in this one! Sleepwell goobers
“She has taken the kitchen and the hallway. I have barred the bedroom door but cannot hold her for long. The ground shakes... smooches, smooches in the deep. I cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. I can not get out... she is coming.”
I loved the bit when I opened my eyes at 3 am and Poffle was standing in my doorway with that huge grin before saying "It's Poffling time". Never got tingles like that before.
I'm a huge fan of the smooches. It's great to have another video centered on that trigger. The video is so cozy and relaxing that it took me 4 attempts and my alarm going off to stay awake till the end.
For some reason you weren't being recommended to me so i had to find you myself and i finally have, listening to you yap me too sleep is perfect, thank you so much Poffle!!!! ❤❤
I wonder why this looks so much better than other VR-ists I have seen? The animation is smoother and more believable and the sync between her facial gestures seems more on point. Good stuff in either case!
cuz i dont record in vrchat, a lot of other vtuber asmrtists do (no shade on them ofc) but my model is made for streaming and such which is why my facial tracking is way better than a vrchat model
MARTIN: Barry, I'm talking to you! (Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park having a picnic with Vanessa) (Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but then burst out laughing) VANESSA: You coming? (The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane) BARRY: Got everything? VANESSA: All set! BARRY: Go ahead. I'll catch up. (Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead) VANESSA: Don't be too long. (Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane. He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane) VANESSA: Watch this! (Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls into some rocks and explodes a second time) BARRY: Vanessa! (As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up, discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the honey pool) MARTIN: - We're still here. JANET: - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! MARTIN: - Then why yell at me? JANET: - Because you don't listen! MARTIN: I'm not listening to this. BARRY: Sorry, I've gotta go. MARTIN: - Where are you going? BARRY: - I'm meeting a friend. JANET: A girl? Is this why you can't decide? BARRY: Bye. (Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head) JANET== I just hope she's Bee-ish. (Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is closing up her shop) BARRY: They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA: To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY: A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? VANESSA: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? BARRY: It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. VANESSA: Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. BARRY: TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! VANESSA: You don't have that? BARRY: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA: Oh, my. (A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him) PASSERBY: Dumb bees! VANESSA: You must want to sting all those jerks. BARRY: We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. VANESSA: So you have to watch your temper (They walk into a store) BARRY: Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. (Suddenly an employee(Hector) hits Barry off of Vanessa's shoulder. Hector thinks he's saving Vanessa) VANESSA: (To Barry) Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? (Barry is getting up off the floor) BARRY: Yeah. VANESSA: (To Hector) - What is wrong with you?! HECTOR: (Confused) - It's a bug. VANESSA: He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! (Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head) Barry: What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? (Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder) VANESSA: Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY: It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. VANESSA: You've really got that down to a science. BARRY: - Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA: - I'll bet. (Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle) BARRY: What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? (Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked) How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? (Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his face) VANESSA: - Is he that actor? BARRY: - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? VANESSA: - For people. We eat it. BARRY: You don't have enough food of your own?! (Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry) VANESSA: - Well, yes. BARRY: - How do you get it? VANESSA: - Bees make it. BARRY: - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! VANESSA: - It's organic. BARRY: - It's our-ganic! VANESSA: It's just honey, Barry. BARRY: Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! (Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store) (Two men, including Hector, are loading boxes into some trucks) SUPERMARKET EMPLOYEE== Hey, Hector. - You almost done? HECTOR: - Almost. (Barry takes a step to peak around the corner) (Whispering) He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now (Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly) and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. BARRY: You're busted, box boy! HECTOR: I knew I heard something! So you can talk! BARRY: I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? HECTOR: I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! (Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword) You're too late! It's ours now! BARRY: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! HECTOR: You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! (Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders) Barry: Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! HECTOR: (Pointing to leaving truck) Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! (Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck) CAR DRIVER: (To bicyclist) Crazy person! (Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck. Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere) BARRY: What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! (Barry hears a sudden whisper) (Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead) MOOSEBLOOD: Just keep still. BARRY: What? You're not dead? MOOSEBLOOD: Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? BARRY: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! ANOTHER BUG PLAYING DEAD: I'm going to Tacoma. (Barry looks at another bug) BARRY: - And you? MOOSEBLOOD: - He really is dead. BARRY: All right. (Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the windshield wipers) MOOSEBLOOD== Uh-oh! (The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping them off) BARRY: - What is that?! MOOSEBLOOD: - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! BARRY: - Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD: Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! (Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the windshield) Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! (Bangs on windshield) Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! RADIO IN TRUCK: From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. MOOSEBLOOD: But don't kill no more bugs! (Mooseblood and Barry are washed off by the wipr fluid) MOOSEBLOOD: - Bee! BARRY: - Moose blood guy!! (Barry starts screaming as he hangs onto the antenna) (Suddenly it is revealed that a water bug is also hanging on the antenna. There is a pause and then Barry and the water bug both start screaming) TRUCK DRIVER: - You hear something? GUY IN TRUCK: - Like what? TRUCK DRIVER: Like tiny screaming. GUY IN TRUCK: Turn off the radio. (The antenna starts to lower until it gets to low and sinks into the truck. The water bug flies off and Barry is forced to let go and he is blown away. He luckily lands inside a horn on top of the truck where he finds Mooseblood, who was blown into the same place) MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup, bee boy? BARRY: Hey, Blood. (Fast forward in time and we see that Barry is deep in conversation with Mooseblood. They have been sitting in this truck for a while) BARRY: ...Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD: Wow! BARRY: I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. MOOSEBLOOD: - Bees hang tight. BARRY: - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. MOOSEBLOOD: Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. BARRY: - What if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD: - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. MOOSEBLOOD: Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. (An ambulance passes by and it has a blood donation sign on it) You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! (Mooseblood leaves and flies onto the window of the ambulance where there are other mosquito's hanging out) - Hey, guys! OTHER MOSQUITO: - Mooseblood! MOOSEBLOOD: I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? (The truck goes out of view and Barry notices that the truck he's on is pulling into a camp of some sort) TRUCK DRIVER: We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. (Barry flies out) BARRY: What is this place? BEEKEEPER 1#: A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. BEEKEEPER #2: They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Check out the new smoker. BEEKEEPER #1: - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! BARRY: Smoker? BEEKEEPER #1: Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
Very Comfy~ The talk about that game, leveling up, reaching a requirement to become an even better class/job, etc. reminded me of another grindy game that I used to play. I only got to level 94. Kind if still regret to this day, that I didn't keep at it, but even if they kept characters/accounts after uh... 17 years of absence, the game, albeit still actively going, is no longer the game I left behind.
@@PoffleASMR That would be Ragnarok Online, also a very "turn brain off" and click around type of MMO. 😹 Best BGMs I've ever heard in an MMO, though, especially for its time.
We have been blessed twice over my brothers and sisters! Firstly by the holy NOSE WIGGLES, And secondly by the revered LIP PUCKERS TRULY A WONDROUS EVE MY FRIENDS
holy shit i was not expecting to hear someone say they play flyff!!! on God that was my childhood and i recently played it again and while im still hella low in level im playing acrobat
well since your here i guess you can choose whatever blanket you want c: i got teddy gramhams and capri-suns so that way you can have some nice snacks also thanks for the smooches 😮🥺😚 i feel the same way ive played rumble roses dead or alive skull girls etc its just fun being a pretty lady and beating the tar out of people 💪
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Hoi Sleepybeans! I am not liable for any damages caused by tingling you too much BUT seriously I hope you enjoy the soft and relaxing tingles in this one! Sleepwell goobers
time to get the batman robin and mr freeze sheet and get to sleeping 🥱😴 💤💤💤
“She has taken the kitchen and the hallway. I have barred the bedroom door but cannot hold her for long. The ground shakes... smooches, smooches in the deep. I cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. I can not get out... she is coming.”
All you hear as I approach the door is the mind bending "Get tingled idiot"
Great LOTR lore throw-in there 😂
Oh someone comming all right
I literally just got an ad for The Rings of Power on this too xD
@@AJSTYLEZ24 Thanks! I was hoping some would pick up on it, haha.
There she is, quickly! Grab the assorted snacks and that one weighted blanket everyone fw!
Weighted blankets are actually SOO goated tho honestly
Your model has so much more personality and expressions than alot of other vtubers i see!
You look stunning!
Ikr, the mouth and eye movements are everything
I loved the bit when I opened my eyes at 3 am and Poffle was standing in my doorway with that huge grin before saying "It's Poffling time". Never got tingles like that before.
I really be the asmr version of the sandman
@@PoffleASMRcasually being peoples sleep paralysis demon.
My favorite part is when she said "its Pofflin time" and then she Poffled all over the place.
I'm a huge fan of the smooches. It's great to have another video centered on that trigger.
The video is so cozy and relaxing that it took me 4 attempts and my alarm going off to stay awake till the end.
A catgirl vtuber smooching me to sleep while talking about fighting games is a very specific niche that I never expected to encounter yet here I am.
haha I hope you enjoyed it D4wn
Favourite ship has to be the salvage ones with the solar wings, the animation for it is so cool
For some reason you weren't being recommended to me so i had to find you myself and i finally have, listening to you yap me too sleep is perfect, thank you so much Poffle!!!! ❤❤
haha welcome back Skullgamer! we a lil bit bigger now Hope you enjoy the tingles!
You've gotten bigger sure but you deserve to be MASSIVE, such high quality tingles so regularly it's so amazing, love you @@PoffleASMR ♥️♥️
Noooooo! She broke the door! I just isntalled it!
Well atleast you had practice to install another one
I wonder why this looks so much better than other VR-ists I have seen? The animation is smoother and more believable and the sync between her facial gestures seems more on point. Good stuff in either case!
cuz i dont record in vrchat, a lot of other vtuber asmrtists do (no shade on them ofc) but my model is made for streaming and such which is why my facial tracking is way better than a vrchat model
@@PoffleASMR Thank you for clarifying! Love your creations :)
@@PoffleASMRI'm curious, what do you use then if not Vrchat? It comes out very nicely though. Great work!
@@Citation007 I use facemotion3d on an iphone to capture my face movements and Warudo on the pc side to get all of it into a recordable way
You are a real one for breaking in just to make me sleep and nothing else 🙏
DOA 2 Hard core was my jam. I had all the skins, back when you had to perfect the game with the character you wanted the skin for.
Thank you Poffle for not stealing all our stuff
ofc! I only thief a lil bit of it
MARTIN: Barry, I'm talking to you! (Barry keeps sinking into the honey until he is suddenly in Central Park having a picnic with Vanessa) (Barry has a cup of honey and he clinks his glass with Vanessas. Suddenly a mosquito lands on Vanessa and she slaps it, killing it. They both gasp but then burst out laughing) VANESSA: You coming? (The camera pans over and Vanessa is climbing into a small yellow airplane) BARRY: Got everything? VANESSA: All set! BARRY: Go ahead. I'll catch up. (Vanessa lifts off and flies ahead) VANESSA: Don't be too long. (Barry catches up with Vanessa and he sticks out his arms like ana irplane. He rolls from side to side, and Vanessa copies him with the airplane) VANESSA: Watch this! (Barry stays back and watches as Vanessa draws a heart in the air using pink smoke from the plane, but on the last loop-the-loop she suddenly crashes into a mountain and the plane explodes. The destroyed plane falls into some rocks and explodes a second time) BARRY: Vanessa! (As Barry is yelling his mouth fills with honey and he wakes up, discovering that he was just day dreaming. He slowly sinks back into the honey pool) MARTIN: - We're still here. JANET: - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! MARTIN: - Then why yell at me? JANET: - Because you don't listen! MARTIN: I'm not listening to this. BARRY: Sorry, I've gotta go. MARTIN: - Where are you going? BARRY: - I'm meeting a friend. JANET: A girl? Is this why you can't decide? BARRY: Bye. (Barry flies out the door and Martin shakes his head) JANET== I just hope she's Bee-ish. (Fast forward in time and Barry is sitting on Vanessa's shoulder and she is closing up her shop) BARRY: They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? VANESSA: To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. BARRY: A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? VANESSA: No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? BARRY: It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. VANESSA: Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. BARRY: TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! VANESSA: You don't have that? BARRY: We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. VANESSA: Oh, my. (A human walks by and Barry narrowly avoids him) PASSERBY: Dumb bees! VANESSA: You must want to sting all those jerks. BARRY: We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. VANESSA: So you have to watch your temper (They walk into a store) BARRY: Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. (Suddenly an employee(Hector) hits Barry off of Vanessa's shoulder. Hector thinks he's saving Vanessa) VANESSA: (To Barry) Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? (Barry is getting up off the floor) BARRY: Yeah. VANESSA: (To Hector) - What is wrong with you?! HECTOR: (Confused) - It's a bug. VANESSA: He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! (Vanessa hits Hector across the face with the magazine he had and then hits him in the head. Hector backs away covering his head) Barry: What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? (Vanessa sets Barry back on her shoulder) VANESSA: Yeah, it was. How did you know? BARRY: It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. VANESSA: You've really got that down to a science. BARRY: - Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. VANESSA: - I'll bet. (Barry looks to his right and notices there is honey for sale in the aisle) BARRY: What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? (Barry looks at all the brands of honey, shocked) How did this get here? Cute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? (Barry puts his hands up and slowly turns around, a look of disgust on his face) VANESSA: - Is he that actor? BARRY: - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? VANESSA: - For people. We eat it. BARRY: You don't have enough food of your own?! (Hector looks back and notices that Vanessa is talking to Barry) VANESSA: - Well, yes. BARRY: - How do you get it? VANESSA: - Bees make it. BARRY: - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! VANESSA: - It's organic. BARRY: - It's our-ganic! VANESSA: It's just honey, Barry. BARRY: Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! (Flash forward in time; Barry paints his face with black strikes like a soldier and sneaks into the storage section of the store) (Two men, including Hector, are loading boxes into some trucks) SUPERMARKET EMPLOYEE== Hey, Hector. - You almost done? HECTOR: - Almost. (Barry takes a step to peak around the corner) (Whispering) He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now (Hector pretends to walk away by walking in place and speaking loudly) and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. BARRY: You're busted, box boy! HECTOR: I knew I heard something! So you can talk! BARRY: I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? HECTOR: I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! (Hector takes a thumbtack out of the board behind him and sword-fights Barry. Barry is using his stinger like a sword) You're too late! It's ours now! BARRY: You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! HECTOR: You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! (Barry hits the thumbtack out of Hectors hand and Hector surrenders) Barry: Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! HECTOR: (Pointing to leaving truck) Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! (Barry chases after the truck but it is getting away. He flies onto a bicyclists' backpack and he catches up to the truck) CAR DRIVER: (To bicyclist) Crazy person! (Barry flies off and lands on the windshield of the Honey farms truck. Barry looks around and sees dead bugs splattered everywhere) BARRY: What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! (Barry hears a sudden whisper) (Barry looks up and sees Mooseblood, a mosquito playing dead) MOOSEBLOOD: Just keep still. BARRY: What? You're not dead? MOOSEBLOOD: Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? BARRY: To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. MOOSEBLOOD: I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! ANOTHER BUG PLAYING DEAD: I'm going to Tacoma. (Barry looks at another bug) BARRY: - And you? MOOSEBLOOD: - He really is dead. BARRY: All right. (Another bug hits the windshield and the drivers notice. They activate the windshield wipers) MOOSEBLOOD== Uh-oh! (The windshield wipers are slowly sliding over the dead bugs and wiping them off) BARRY: - What is that?! MOOSEBLOOD: - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! BARRY: - Triple blade? MOOSEBLOOD: Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! (Mooseblood and Barry grab onto the wiper and they hold on as it wipes the windshield) Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! (Bangs on windshield) Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! RADIO IN TRUCK: From NPR News in Washington, I'm Carl Kasell. MOOSEBLOOD: But don't kill no more bugs! (Mooseblood and Barry are washed off by the wipr fluid) MOOSEBLOOD: - Bee! BARRY: - Moose blood guy!! (Barry starts screaming as he hangs onto the antenna) (Suddenly it is revealed that a water bug is also hanging on the antenna. There is a pause and then Barry and the water bug both start screaming) TRUCK DRIVER: - You hear something? GUY IN TRUCK: - Like what? TRUCK DRIVER: Like tiny screaming. GUY IN TRUCK: Turn off the radio. (The antenna starts to lower until it gets to low and sinks into the truck. The water bug flies off and Barry is forced to let go and he is blown away. He luckily lands inside a horn on top of the truck where he finds Mooseblood, who was blown into the same place) MOOSEBLOOD: Whassup, bee boy? BARRY: Hey, Blood. (Fast forward in time and we see that Barry is deep in conversation with Mooseblood. They have been sitting in this truck for a while) BARRY: ...Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. MOOSEBLOOD: Wow! BARRY: I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. MOOSEBLOOD: - Bees hang tight. BARRY: - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. MOOSEBLOOD: Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. BARRY: - What if you get in trouble? MOOSEBLOOD: - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! BARRY: At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. MOOSEBLOOD: Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. (An ambulance passes by and it has a blood donation sign on it) You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! (Mooseblood leaves and flies onto the window of the ambulance where there are other mosquito's hanging out) - Hey, guys! OTHER MOSQUITO: - Mooseblood! MOOSEBLOOD: I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? (The truck goes out of view and Barry notices that the truck he's on is pulling into a camp of some sort) TRUCK DRIVER: We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. (Barry flies out) BARRY: What is this place? BEEKEEPER 1#: A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. BEEKEEPER #2: They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Check out the new smoker. BEEKEEPER #1: - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! BARRY: Smoker? BEEKEEPER #1: Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
Lmao Danny, thankyou for keeping this up, how many till the whole script has been done?
@@PoffleASMR 5 more
Always love your yap attacks and hope your doing great
Ah dank it, First 10 minutes got me sleep.
*Saves to watch later* This will be perfect after work, Thank you Poffle!!
I hope work is going well Kiri!
I wont make it past the 5 minute mark with this one. 😴💤💤💤💤💤 Its packed to rhe brim with cozzyyyy
YES! YES! YES! YES! Willing to see you play more dnd, that was fun
Yooo i'm so glad you enjoyed it Sam! will be on next saturday and then every 2 weeks after that
How dare you break into my room without Mr. Goose, lol. Thanks for the video as always. Looking forward to it. Cheers!❤🍻
He couldn't stop hjonkin' so I thought it was best he stay at home for this sneaky mission, thankyou for the support and love as always Scottish
@@PoffleASMR Haha, nice. Wouldn't want that! And it's no bother! Well deserved.
Bruce 🪿 Goose?!?
No mans sky is pretty cool, but i ve been playing a ton of astroneer lately and have been loving the train system, makes lots of fun roller coasters
I love the way interface and engineering works in Astroneer
Once you see the second pair of eyes she has when she closes her real eyes, you can't unsee it.
Edit: She's always watching us 😂.
This was really relaxing. Wonderful video
An absolute joy. I appreciate your content!
No mans sky is such a good game im currently trying to get back into it after a hiatus
7:12 LMAOOOOOOOOO
im imagining the opening of 28 weeks later with all the poffles tearing down the door frame of the house
It's great to see how natural you've become at ASMR. S-Tier video. I knew I just had to wait for you to finally do kiss ASMR lol
No Man Sky Mention while I'm listening to Poffle Asmr as I play No Man Sky? This just MIGHT be a coincidence
Hitomi from DOA is best girl!
Right!? She is so gooood
@@PoffleASMR her, Hayabusa, and Bayman were the characters that I played the most of when I played 3 and Ultimate.
@@havokblast Ooooh really fun choices, like i said in vid, my mains were Marie rose, Tina & Hitomi, I was pretty good at Mila too
That title just took a life goal from my brain.
I had the same experience with no man’s sky, I got it the year it released and it’s so much better now
airpods: in
cat: on chest
time: 3:00 AM
time for peak tingle hours
Holy hell that is one of the most expressive and animated vtube models I've seen. How expensive was it
Thankyou Diego! I think all in all my model was about 2k GBP so a pretty penny but I think super worth!
Thanks Poffle for a good and lovely video I'll see you for more asmr
That's probably the most advanced vtuber model I've ever seen
Damn your model is animated so good!
Thankyou Tiamat!
I like how your avatars face moves like Nemona from that one good movie
No! Not my My Hero Academia figurines! I spent my first paycheck on them!
Blessings, Poffle!
Mine now i hope you enjoy the tingles Xeno
woo!! comfy poffle home invasion
The most comfy break in of all time fr
Comrade we must stop this tingling rampage!
Oh god not again. I just had the locks changed!🚪💥😺
Third times a charm right
Very Comfy~
The talk about that game, leveling up, reaching a requirement to become an even better class/job, etc. reminded me of another grindy game that I used to play. I only got to level 94. Kind if still regret to this day, that I didn't keep at it, but even if they kept characters/accounts after uh... 17 years of absence, the game, albeit still actively going, is no longer the game I left behind.
Oooh what game was it Daniel! Sounds interesting
@@PoffleASMR That would be Ragnarok Online, also a very "turn brain off" and click around type of MMO. 😹 Best BGMs I've ever heard in an MMO, though, especially for its time.
The only downside to Poffle's ASMR is that I can't watch her great model puppetry while asleep
We have been blessed twice over my brothers and sisters!
Firstly by the holy NOSE WIGGLES,
And secondly by the revered LIP PUCKERS
TRULY A WONDROUS EVE MY FRIENDS
holy shit i was not expecting to hear someone say they play flyff!!! on God that was my childhood and i recently played it again and while im still hella low in level im playing acrobat
I mean, not the worst home invasion I've ever dealt with, that's for sure. Hope you're doing well, PoffleKat!
ROZEN! Wb I'm doing awesome! Hope you are doing good tooo
@@PoffleASMR Im doing alright, keep being awesome then haha
I don’t know if I remembered to say it way back when but I’m so happy to have a pair of both working earbuds now xD
thanks for the asmr poffie
Hecc yeah! hope you enjoy it Vincant
@@PoffleASMR thanks!
Poffle broke my window 😢
it was already broken when I got in trust me
Catgirl, Catgirl, she's my cat. If she's not Catgirl, No one's cat. Caaaaaaaat CATGIRL!!!
Yippppe thats me catgirl!
Ok, maybe I'll try No Man's Sky again.
Also these videos are thoroughly pleasant, thanks for the vibes dude o7.
I went through a big no mans sky phase a while back, ended up with massive ship and a big fleet following me around lol
She broke into my house? Thief? Steal my things? Nah, I got a free house from this scenario
Girlfriend sent me this. Glad she did.
Based gf! Glad you enjoyed Onio
Thank you for the lovely Asmr Poffle. And although you stole my stuff, it was still lovely to see you❤
I'm excited for the new Castle Crashers DLC. :)
Sometimes i think about how If you showed this to a victorian child they would have a seizure and die on the spot.
Does anyone else enjoy listening to asmr while lying in that crack between the bed and the wall?
YEAHHHH SMOOCHES FROM THE KITTYY ❤❤❤❤❤
Yippeeeeee
I love your avatar animation❤️🩹
*blush....ehm great content o creature of "cuteness " keep it up
@arkjade7715 thankyou Arkjade
Ma'am i just got my floors redone i swear to god if you damaged them i'm going to cry
pls lady cat don't brake my windows, it took me a long time to install them in my no man's sky house
nope, back to the snappening with you
Yaay smooches :3
So good 😊
I MISSED FIGHT NIGHT NOOO
You can tingle me, but fair warning, everything is covered in Anthrax.
Were you a killer instinct fan? 9:40
You fool! You just activated my trap card!
*Burglar DOOM Alarm!*
Prepare yourself.
nooooo I wasn't prepared for this
I loved the video !
DOA MENTIONED GRAAAHHHHHHH
My back hurts
Wait, I had a gaming PC where my room is tiny and what did it look like
Now it's my gaming pc
Nice
Wait how did you get in my hou- Oh okay
Them mouth movements are dangerous 😅
👍
whoa a real catgir-ZZZzzz *thievery sounds*
wait I’m lost no man’s sky?
I'm telling a trusted adutl
How did you get back into No Man's Sky? I'm currently fucking around with the building, and i hate it. Looks so damn goofy.
Where duck hat?
No need to break in.. you could have just knocked..
Do you have a psp
Have you played a perma death mmorpg like Wizardry online?
mike tyson asmr when?
I beat up chat with tingles ez
@@PoffleASMR W
Ah a dead or alive fan!
How do you feel about volleyball? lol
The doctor said if i take the pills, she would go away...why is she still here? Why is she still here lurking in the corner??
This was a home invasion?? Why are people against these?
It's the cosiest comfiest home invasion of all time
Hello
Hoiii Inkwell
Yapping machine 9000
Don't Smooches
Open Inside
🪻
You could’ve just rang the doorbell man :(
@@JustSaturn but that's not as fun
FIRST FAST❤
Always so quick on the ball! Thankyou Aivan
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This is proof that God has perished and life ceases to be for eternity
Please leave a like and subscribe to bring back God
well since your here i guess you can choose whatever blanket you want c: i got teddy gramhams and capri-suns so that way you can have some nice snacks also thanks for the smooches 😮🥺😚 i feel the same way ive played rumble roses dead or alive skull girls etc its just fun being a pretty lady and beating the tar out of people 💪
Yooo Capri suns kinda based tho
Thanks Poffle for a good and lovely video I'll see you for more asmr
ahh thankyou Manovini! I'm glad you like the tingles