Bijju:Get the Get the boiling tea to put in his eyeballs! Me: *Makes boiling hot tea* *Resizes that i don't know where he lives* OH FRICK what do i do with this Tea? *gives it to brother* Brother: WHY IS IT SO HOT
He makes it less scary than the original video 😂, when I first saw the original video from their own channel, it was craaazyyy man. But with him I got less scared 😂
I remember one time in high school a classmate tried stealing my phone and I just told them, " You know I can get you arrested for theft and my older brother can arrest you because he's a cop. " I got my phone back immediately because what I said was the truth.
Hair? Sandy Water? Salty Nose? Water filled Butt? Naked Hotel? Trivago Edit: I came back to this TH-cam video and when I saw this old comment of mine, I was like, "oh boy." But then when I saw the amount of likes and red all the replies, my heart lit up. I understand that to some this may seem weird, since there weren't that many likes, but to me, it's the best thing ever because I usually don't get more than 5 likes on anything I comment. So thanks you guys for making my day❤️❤️❤️.
man : FBI OPEN UP me : what the hecc ur not even in the fbi u just broke into my house man : yeah but i just really wanted to quote a meme me : *fist bumps him* ok fair
The psychopath reminded me of this story : so it was the 4th of July 2019. My brother and my dad were watching all of stranger things while me and my mom were upstairs. My mom was taking a bath and I was in my parents room all alone ( My roll is connected to my parents room bc my grandma moved with us and stayed in my room ). Anyways, I was drawing while listening to my spotty playlist WITH adds because I have XBOX member ship to use my allowance on. So get this, I hear a soft knocking noise. I look at my window which I RIGHT next to my bed and I was sitting RIGHT next to it. I didn't think much of this, because I said : " Maybe it was my dad cleaning up the kitchen? Or maybe it was my dog trying to get out of his crate for some chicken or something? " So I put my headphones back on and ignored it. But, then I hear it again but this time it's louder. *Way louder.* So I was like OH HECK NAH and ran into the bathroom we have attached to our room ( Its not the one my mom was in ). So I start freaking out. So I texted my two bffs like : " OMG I HEAR KNOCKING AT MY WINDOW!! HELPPP" and my bff was like : "WAIT. WHAT.?!? " When I go back to my bed I hear the bathroom door open ( The other one ) it was my mom. I told her about what happened and she shrugged it off she told me : " it's just the fireworks! " I didn't believe her tho. Actually she might have been right because stopped the next day.
Sky reacts to anime! Bruh why would u text ur friends. Tell ur mom or parents or something. And if somebody leaves ur house after banging the next day that’s not weird or doesn’t confirm it was just a firework
19:31 Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that make you feel uncomfortable, That’s no good.
We had a similar case at my school, although it was our music teacher. Apparently, he would touch girls in very private places. He never went to jail because he was protected by the school board as he was a full-time employee. Mind you, this is Germany. The only thing they did was send him to another school. And people wonder why students don't trust teachers.
We had a similar thing happen in our school with the PE teacher. He didn’t really care about sports but always went to volleyball games... He also asked us for our social media’s and was sending juniors n*des and would go into the girls locker rooms while while we were changing
I was watching flamingo then I clicked off the video and tap my bell notifications (it wasn’t even red I just clicked it because sometimes you get notifications and it’s not red) and the thumbnail made me jump
In p.e. one day, I told the p.e. teacher that I got into a little accident while playing soccer and sprained my ankle. He still made me take the 2 tests of running and push-ups at the time that my ankle was sprained. Almost 2 or 3 years later, one of my enemies got in a car crash, he took like a couple months off, but he was still injured and in pain. When he came back, he handed the p.e. teacher 2 little peices of paper coming from the school nurse and a doctor that said he couldn't participate. The teacher ripped up the papers and made him run 10 laps around the big gym. One of the students got this on video and the teacher was fired. We got a new, nicer teacher and she let him take off gym and let him play on his computer while the others were in gym
There's actually a dog that was severely injured from a homeless man. The person cut off the dog's back right foot, and threw him almost 30 feet down into a canal. The channel Hope for Paws saved the dog, but I bet that was the same homeless dude from the video, it may have been a different one, but, it DEFINITELY could've been. Love your chaaaaannel!
"He just wants us to give us his present"
- Beat your Bike 2019
Dominick Gamboa but its wrong
Yep
@@cowbird9357 r/wooosh?
@@cowbird9357 r/woooooosh BOI HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC BOI DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?! R/WOOOOOOOSH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*”HES CRUSTY”*
- *bijuu mike, 2019.*
Miss Marvel when did he say that
Nasro Mohamed sorry, i forgot. :(
Miss Marvel it’s OK
@@fairyninja412 3:13 is when he said it
Miss Marvel i was gonna say that
Bijuu: I'm guessing it's not Santa
Santa: ....yyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh...it for sure wasn't me
Yeah I bet
*sent to ze reach*
Sans I didn't expect to see you here
Ñnani
Rudolph walks in
Rudolph:HeYa SaNtA i JuSt ScArEd SoMe KiDs!i!i!
Santa:my god Rudolph you are actually crazy i knew that red nose was a bad disease
*hears knock on window*
*grabs Yandere Simulator poster*
GO YAN-CHAN! GET THE BASEBALL BAT!
and flipflop
LOL😂😂😂😂
Lol
M Weaver lol yea If I had one I send yang-Chan over to get a weapon
Plot twist: it's not a bat it's a baguette.
"get the boiling tea to pour in his eyeballs"
Todoroki: WAIT WHAT
Yyyyyeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!
Oops
“Get the boiling water!”
The my hero academia fandom: THE WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
omg yaaaaaaaaaas this funny
OH SH--
“ I thought he had a really droopy muscle: ” 😂🤣
Yuno Rayo looooooooollll
YESSSS 😂😂😂
Loooooooooooooollllllllll
Łøøøøøøøøøłłłłłł
Ik I did too 😆
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Like no one at all:
Random man: *BANGS ON WINDOW LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT*
Bijuu: get the boiling tea to put in his eyeball
Todoroki: bruh
Thank you for making my day
You made my day
AlphinaTheWolf Games thanks
Todoroki has been triggered
I cried thank you my friend
“His chest breathing heavily” I didn’t know that chests breathed
Why are you looking at his chest
Bro you know that bijuu said that Sharkboy
@@leanemiles7885 sorry I don’t hear or read word for word
“Santa what the heeeeckkkkkkk”
-Bijuu Mike 2019
"I always make sure my bikini fits"best quote by bijuu mike 16:57
No
Its
Beat your bike
Mash Fun On dammmnnn loooollllllll
XD
Bijuu? Mike
Pantelones? Snatched
Hotel? Trivago
Butt? *N A K E D*
iDraw_ aLot1 what
ARMMAAAAAYYYY
GUYS BIJUU ON THAT MIKE
i dont understand the trivago thing trivago isnt a hotel its a site to find good hotels oof
this...why tho
Mike:"GET THE TEA,GET THE BOILING TEA"
Me: (Simplynailogical) CHRISTINE WE NEED TEA
XD
OI COME TO MEH CHRISTAN CAFE AT 4 P.M. COME OR U NOT CHRISTAN
btw it in animal jam play wild search cutiepopmewmew and youll find meh :>
im so srry T^T
OOF IM REPLYING TO ME XP
Cristine**
HEH.....
UR TALKING TO AN 8 YEAR OLD ⊙◇⊙
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Mike:GET THE TEA.BURN HIS EYEBALLS
Abelyn Carrasquillo when he said that I thought of Shoto Todoroki
not gonna lie, that sounds like an interesting torture method...
Mike doesn’t count a soul cause he’s a weirdo in a good way
@@Soulira gauging his eyes out or popping them would work
@@alisannedupre6765 I thought the same thing my dude.
“Those teachers took there jobs way to seriously” *Meanwhile my Teachers Gossiping*
Mean while my teacher no hats because you used them to catch ball from doge ball and grab it at the end of the school and not the end of p e
1:35 WHY?! I literally walked outside to make sure someone wasn't out there. 😂
Same, it's literally 3am and I'm binge watching anime in bed.
Ikr
OMG SAME!!!!
I started crying I thought it was coming from my window!! Literally the was thing when your neighbor is a huge creep!!
Same lol
Bijju:Get the Get the boiling tea to put in his eyeballs!
Me: *Makes boiling hot tea* *Resizes that i don't know where he lives* OH FRICK what do i do with this Tea? *gives it to brother*
Brother: WHY IS IT SO HOT
OOF XDDD
*Hi bijuu, your one of my favorite TH-camrs! :D*
*I hope you reach 2M subscribers soon!*
When you did the knocking thing, I genuinely turned around and was like...
*wat who there*
Omg, same. I literally looked towards my right.
Dude same
Cat: LET ME IN
Almost spit my coffee out
Mike: See guys that's why I always buy a bikini my size.
Me: YOU WEAR A BIKINI??
That's- That's the joke-
r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
😂
R/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I NOTICED THAT TOO, I'M ALL LIKE, "Aren't bikinis made for girls?!"
Psycopath breaks into house
Me: Yeets knife at psycopath
Me: I win HA!
u should have used a shoe those are thee best wepon ever
NO ANIME WILL PERTECT U PERFECTLY >:^
hehe. I would have started hitting them with my flip flops!😂 best way to teach someone a lesson
I am both people in this situation, this is me against myself 😂
“I thought he had droopy muscles”
~ Bijuu Mike 2019
Nu it's beat your bike or beat your shoe
No it's beat your bike or beat you shoe Mike
No its bijuu on that mike
27:00 minutes exactly..
*Perfection*
Its not santa. ITS DUMBLEDORE.
Oh crap, Dumbledore know how to use the muggle object called a knife
DUMBLEDORE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! HE LOVES AND RESPECTS THEM!
because they make lemon drops.😊
@@shannoso6918 True that. True that.
8:06
I have 2 swords and/in a book
*knowledge is power*
Okay, but please stop screaming.
@marker or maybe pencil? *The More You Know!*
@marker or maybe pencil? I said swords
“The PE teacher did somethin-“
Me: I bet you a million dollars I can guess what he does
Same
The freaky deaky U
The fruity
He makes it less scary than the original video 😂, when I first saw the original video from their own channel, it was craaazyyy man. But with him I got less scared 😂
Agree if any TH-camr plays a scary game I'm less scared but when I try it I get scaed
me: *replays the knock sound so many times that i don't notice that someone is ACTUALLY knocking on my door*
Burglar: *breaks into my house with a knife*
Me: *pauses anime*
Burglar: oh god youre a weeb nvm imma head out *yeets out window*
Me: ... what the fu-
🤣🤣🤣 I feel that-
Lol
Truuuueeeee
Mom: so what do you watch
Me: beat shoe Mike
Mom: what kind of sin did I do to deserve this emo anime loving kid
Same
@@serenity6865 IT HAS BEEN AN HOUR MY DUDES
She did a good sin
😂😂😂
The intro is so cuteeeeee! UwU😻
OwO
AwA
EwE
ZwZ
I remember one time in high school a classmate tried stealing my phone and I just told them, " You know I can get you arrested for theft and my older brother can arrest you because he's a cop. " I got my phone back immediately because what I said was the truth.
Mike: “I always make sure my bikini fits”
Me: you wear a bikini Mike?
Because you have a Green Day profile pic, I subscribe.
Emo_Raccoon ah- well, thank you :)
Hair? Sandy
Water? Salty
Nose? Water filled
Butt? Naked
Hotel? Trivago
Edit: I came back to this TH-cam video and when I saw this old comment of mine, I was like, "oh boy." But then when I saw the amount of likes and red all the replies, my heart lit up. I understand that to some this may seem weird, since there weren't that many likes, but to me, it's the best thing ever because I usually don't get more than 5 likes on anything I comment. So thanks you guys for making my day❤️❤️❤️.
*insert Trivago ad music here*
MysticDoodleNoodle creeper? Aw man
Cookie Violet lol
Maxi Rex no
Lol
Hii Bijuu Mike! I loveeee your vids so much! Keep up the good work! ^^
man : FBI OPEN UP
me : what the hecc ur not even in the fbi u just broke into my house
man : yeah but i just really wanted to quote a meme
me : *fist bumps him* ok fair
U don’t have a hecc pass your banned!
Great
@@kadykat1276 that's *cough cough* (gacha mike) who doesn't like hecc
@@kadykat1276i can explain!!
Ya dumba$$
hey bijuu I just wanted to say your hair looks on fleak today
Yup
Yes!!¡
That flop is on point!
XD WHEN HE PUT A KNOCK IN I INSTINCTIVELY LOOKED AT THE WINDOW THINKING IT WAS REAL XD
Sad music: *plays*
Me: Lets lighten the mood with some deathcore then!
17:00
Bijuu:I make sure my bikini fits
Me: UR NOT EVEN A GIRL😂🤣😂🤣
R/wooosh
r/wooooosh
R/whooooosh
Ikr XD
R/woooosh
Bijuu? Mike
Butt? Naked
Santa? Physcopath
Hotel? Trivago
Lol
noice
Lol 😂
LOL XD
What?
STOP BANNING ON THE WINDOW SANTA!
oh sorry. The delinquents made me
Moral of the story:
If Santa Claus tries to break into your house...
...LET 'EM IN-
Amazing
Teaching, not touching.
Inspiring quotes. :3
Owo Don't watch this at night I'll safe u before u do it
*everyone starts watching at night*
Damn!
Actually it's night in my country, so I couldn't avoid... (12:28 am)
iN my country is 01:53
edit: 1:53
My Lady its 9:00 here... well in 2 minutes
owo what's this
It's night now I'm scared
Biju: wear clothes that fit you!
Me: Wear’s extra large shirt so I don’t look fat
Exactly!
Me with my way oversized hoodies
Mom: Don't be bad other wise Santa will know.....
Watches Video:
The psychopath reminded me of this story :
so it was the 4th of July 2019. My brother and my dad were watching all of stranger things while me and my mom were upstairs. My mom was taking a bath and I was in my parents room all alone ( My roll is connected to my parents room bc my grandma moved with us and stayed in my room ). Anyways, I was drawing while listening to my spotty playlist WITH adds because I have XBOX member ship to use my allowance on. So get this, I hear a soft knocking noise. I look at my window which I RIGHT next to my bed and I was sitting RIGHT next to it. I didn't think much of this, because I said : " Maybe it was my dad cleaning up the kitchen? Or maybe it was my dog trying to get out of his crate for some chicken or something? " So I put my headphones back on and ignored it. But, then I hear it again but this time it's louder. *Way louder.* So I was like OH HECK NAH and ran into the bathroom we have attached to our room ( Its not the one my mom was in ). So I start freaking out. So I texted my two bffs like : " OMG I HEAR KNOCKING AT MY WINDOW!! HELPPP" and my bff was like : "WAIT. WHAT.?!? " When I go back to my bed I hear the bathroom door open ( The other one ) it was my mom. I told her about what happened and she shrugged it off she told me : " it's just the fireworks! " I didn't believe her tho.
Actually she might have been right because stopped the next day.
It Might Of been Next door ;/
I BE CALLING THE POLICE....GIRL
Sky reacts to anime!
This grammar.... THIS GRAMMAR...
IT HURTS ME
Sky reacts to anime! Bruh why would u text ur friends. Tell ur mom or parents or something. And if somebody leaves ur house after banging the next day that’s not weird or doesn’t confirm it was just a firework
TheMysticUmbreon YT the grammar isn’t that bad
"Beat Shoe Mike" I'm like "beat a shoe MIKE!!!!!!!"
Woman: I was crushed by a giant wave...and my butt... *NAKED*
Bijuu: Atleast It didnt happen at *SCHOOL*
My thoughts: 🌊🏫😁=🍑
Beat your bike is back
Awww man 52 seconds late
Welp at least I woke up early
Edit: omg 29 Tysm !!!!
36 LIKES OMGGGGG
Hahaha I laughed when you said " Hehehe your going to the naughty list." 9:13
19:31 Kids, there’s nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that make you feel uncomfortable, That’s no good.
Pe teacher:Mmmm, MUAH
Me:' spills hot burning tea '
Pe teacher: AHHH MEH EYE BOLS
She said she felt like she was in a washing machine.. Now I get a ad about a washing machine GJ yt you really are accurate xD
This is the earliest I've been to a video and there's already 200 comments
I love his advice
‘You need to tell someone’
Y’all should follow that advice :>
*y e s*
girl: a long bearded grey haired man
me: JESUS?!
Lmao 😂😂😂
U should not joke about jesus he is our father...Im sorry i just had to say somthing not trying to be mean.
17:19
A lot of people in my school say the teacher looks like a petophile
soooo bijuu mike....may i ask wat happened to hmmmm idk SCRUB OF THE DAY😂
edit : also ily
It says no views but 22 likes? Also second
We had a similar case at my school, although it was our music teacher. Apparently, he would touch girls in very private places. He never went to jail because he was protected by the school board as he was a full-time employee. Mind you, this is Germany. The only thing they did was send him to another school.
And people wonder why students don't trust teachers.
XD When I heard the knock at 1:38, I immediately looked towards my right.
bijuu mike 2019: I Was Fat
last story: T E L L T H E F R E A K I N G P R I N C I B L E
"Get the boiling tea to put in his eyeballs!"
*Todoroki flashbacks*
(Edit: Thanks for the likes,these are the most i've gotten!)
I legit thought of the same thing.
@@natsumiizumi5059 Great minds think alike!
Shield Darkness Omg lol
why todoroik ;-;
-Cries- POOR ICYHOT BOI
While I was watching this someone knocked on our door.... I LITERALLY JUMPED A MILE INTO THE AIR!!
grab the flipflop and beat the crap outta ''santa''
We had a similar thing happen in our school with the PE teacher. He didn’t really care about sports but always went to volleyball games... He also asked us for our social media’s and was sending juniors n*des and would go into the girls locker rooms while while we were changing
I hope he was reported and got charged
Holy $hit
3:11 I’m dead, the way Micheal said “he crusty” has me laughing a lot
I was watching flamingo then I clicked off the video and tap my bell notifications (it wasn’t even red I just clicked it because sometimes you get notifications and it’s not red) and the thumbnail made me jump
Lol same here!
I love flamingo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Someone needs to make an animation of your story time of you working at Walmart
No views but 22 likes? First I Guesss????
mine was different check top comment
Meadow Miller -_-
i find that strange too xD
TH-cam drunk again
@@firesleeve6581 yup
Oh my god, I felt like my heart went out of my chest when you played that knock.
Bijuu: Who has textbooks for P. E
Me: *Sweats nervously*
Victoria Baptiste exactly
Me: P.E. is not that big of a deal.
Mike: P.E. is not that big of a dill.
I love you Bijuu! You make me happy when I'm sad! Thank you for being the best TH-camr ever!
If a psycho comes , learn the kamehameha to protect yourself!!!!!
Also 20:07 we know boiling liquids are traumatizing according to todoroki's past😐😐😐
Yes todoroki's past was sad
Serenity SquishyUser I feel bad for todo/ shoto. That’s why he has a quarter red face 😐
17:00 you wear bikini’s?
(Its a joke)
@@chloec.279 omg same 😂😂😂😂😂😂
24:40 "The P.E teacher is gone! Buzz lightyear's gone!" OMG LOL
"This story is so personal that *_not even my mom knows_* !"
Well you just shared it with the world.
The first video really trips me out because I caught a man watching me through my window before 😓
The intro is I LOVE IT 🥰
In p.e. one day, I told the p.e. teacher that I got into a little accident while playing soccer and sprained my ankle. He still made me take the 2 tests of running and push-ups at the time that my ankle was sprained. Almost 2 or 3 years later, one of my enemies got in a car crash, he took like a couple months off, but he was still injured and in pain. When he came back, he handed the p.e. teacher 2 little peices of paper coming from the school nurse and a doctor that said he couldn't participate. The teacher ripped up the papers and made him run 10 laps around the big gym. One of the students got this on video and the teacher was fired. We got a new, nicer teacher and she let him take off gym and let him play on his computer while the others were in gym
1:35 THAT SOUNDED SO REAL OH MY GOD
Legend says that if you say Bijuu Mike 5 times he will heart or pin this
Bijuu Mike
Bijuu Mike
Bijuu Mike
Bijuu Mike
Bijuu Mike
Legend is fake (jk, keep hoping my dude!!)
Well, it shall stay a legend.
Welp
*Mission Failed*
Im getting deja vu
Oh maybe i saw this story already from another channel (ACTUALLY HAPPENED) with the same plot but a different intro
Yay your intro is back :3
: 3
There's actually a dog that was severely injured from a homeless man. The person cut off the dog's back right foot, and threw him almost 30 feet down into a canal. The channel Hope for Paws saved the dog, but I bet that was the same homeless dude from the video, it may have been a different one, but, it DEFINITELY could've been. Love your chaaaaannel!
2:21 I’m lying in bed right now. Thanks for making me extremely paranoid
The story you made made me cry
Bijuu: to be frank
Me: YoUR nAme iS frANk
Am I joke too you?
I also thought of that
He not frank he mike!?
WE NEED TO CALL THE FBI RN
I died at 16:59 😂😂😂😂
Hehe
I remember going to the councillor to skip P.E ....I did that for months till a got caught and suspended for 2 weeks ....I think it was worth it
The first story legit gave me anxiety. I had to run through my house and check to see if every door was locked.
Love the new intro bijuu it’s really cool!
2:56 that cat though 😺
Just imagine some girl screaming "MOMMY MY BIKINI FELL OFF"
Edit:woah I have never had this many likes before I normally get 0 or 1 thanks:D
Pffft!!!!!! Funny!:)
Jana Spivey Thank You!
Who else wants this series back
Todoroki’s past is coming back in to my brain again
A psychopath was in her house and my only question was "Is she 13 and she still plays with dolls?"
never to old for dolls
Better than her becoming drunk, smoking, and pregnant at that age.