If My Couch Could Talk

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @megaCK1000
    @megaCK1000 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I clapped! I clapped when Caleb mentioned going to the store in yet another freestyle!

    • @frezling2442
      @frezling2442 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Genuinely perked up immediately love he cannot help it

  • @Yesiamblind
    @Yesiamblind ปีที่แล้ว +50

    if caleb freestyle rapped about the big bang he would still end up mentioning the store

  • @JCSEGSProductions
    @JCSEGSProductions ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Patrick got that drywall installer with a little bit of class style swag 🥹😫😫

  • @inc3l
    @inc3l ปีที่แล้ว +38

    surprised no one in the comments has mentioned camerons breathtaking feng shui

    • @frezling2442
      @frezling2442 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think Cameron has such a low-key zen vibe that we all weren't even a little bit surprised he had such dope feng shui

    • @willdoesediting
      @willdoesediting ปีที่แล้ว

      effortlessly cool@@frezling2442

  • @thesmiler1579
    @thesmiler1579 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i sit here on this thing i call a couch

  • @oldmanchap
    @oldmanchap ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No one talking about Patrick’s perfect Caleb impression when they’re talking about that pb chicken

  • @siadmander
    @siadmander ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Goofs: Patrick refers to Dr. Julius Hibbert as "Nelson Hibbert". Nelson Hibbert is the protagonist of the 1997 comedy The Wrong Guy

  • @ninjatakes4321
    @ninjatakes4321 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    smoking weed with the whole Simpsons family would be so cool, marge would be wiggin out and bart would tell her "don't have a cow, man"

  • @chiefwidemarsh
    @chiefwidemarsh ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Cameron and his sinewy legs

  • @luciferigno2056
    @luciferigno2056 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    if this couch could talk prolly tell me to sit good... no socks chillin better than he would

  • @jonn8508
    @jonn8508 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The peanut butter chicken bit should have dragged on longer! I was on the edge of my seat

    • @dthbdbsfgh
      @dthbdbsfgh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unironically me

  • @gillesdeleuze1900
    @gillesdeleuze1900 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is completely serious: in my second year in college my astronomy professor was teaching us linux and on every account on the university server he made for us, in addition to the data files we needed for homework and stuff, he added a copy of a recipe he had for peanut butter chicken.

  • @wormhole.johnson
    @wormhole.johnson ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Simpsons did it" vibes

  • @benoliver5776
    @benoliver5776 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    really impressive restraint from Caleb not rhyming ‘chalkboard’ with ‘store’

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm a bit scared of change, please do not do anything remotely similar to this ever again.

  • @ZiggaRats
    @ZiggaRats 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Belac spittin' that Store Core

  • @CharlesCoxon
    @CharlesCoxon ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is maybe the best cold open ever not even close

  • @christianswanson3016
    @christianswanson3016 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jubbio is doing such a good job with the video descriptions.

  • @Likely_
    @Likely_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    my mom makes chicken with a nice peanut butter mole type sauce that we eat with beans and tortillas you guys should stop by sometime

  • @normalregular
    @normalregular ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Storecore stays winning

  • @themanintheyellowhat6852
    @themanintheyellowhat6852 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    loving Patrick's pilgrim shoes!

  • @TurkeyChickenGolf
    @TurkeyChickenGolf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the Peanut Butter Chicken thing is so good that I might ask my coworkers about this same scenario

  • @nottrevorallen
    @nottrevorallen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im pretty sure all dads can drive with one knee actually. also thought my dad was unique but it turns out thats a defining memory for like half the population

  • @user-dj6mj5ck6s
    @user-dj6mj5ck6s ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's crazy how fresh Cameron's t shirt still looks after months of wearing it. What detergent does he use

  • @matteorossi5326
    @matteorossi5326 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My couch would say i'm a fat ass and i'm hurting them

  • @siobhan5486
    @siobhan5486 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:38 goes hard

  • @subs3569
    @subs3569 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ok the Simpsons rap was really cool and has convinced me to join the Patreon. I feel guilty watching this quality without providing payment. Hope everyone reading this has a good day lol :)

  • @gabejohnson97
    @gabejohnson97 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I met someone who went to high school with patrick on the Fleet Foxes subreddit. She said he gave school shooter vibes and honestly, that's shoe.

  • @Meyerfishy
    @Meyerfishy ปีที่แล้ว

    intro had BARS

  • @barterfour
    @barterfour ปีที่แล้ว

    This is chill af vibes

  • @frezling2442
    @frezling2442 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite episode because i could see camerons skinny ladylike legs

  • @redhairpurpleheadband5775
    @redhairpurpleheadband5775 ปีที่แล้ว

    patricks shoes are out of control

  • @joshtothe4570
    @joshtothe4570 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay why white boy lowkey floated on the intro 👆

  • @DQ2121
    @DQ2121 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone know when Sullivan Quest part 3 is coming out?

  • @Secarstra777
    @Secarstra777 ปีที่แล้ว

    Patrick laughs I laugh

  • @FD_and_B
    @FD_and_B 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m going to call Patrick the f slur 😅

  • @willdoesediting
    @willdoesediting ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Patrick sure is a Simp, son...

  • @GhoulCityOffline
    @GhoulCityOffline ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hol up cameran is a girls. Name

  • @TheJakalSpliff
    @TheJakalSpliff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Audio Visual Desynchronization Complete

  • @clearmattenails-mi8xi
    @clearmattenails-mi8xi ปีที่แล้ว

    more people were bald back in the day than never before

  • @kcajgrcnsrdnh9803
    @kcajgrcnsrdnh9803 ปีที่แล้ว

    iDubbbz is my favorite character

  • @BunnyTwist
    @BunnyTwist ปีที่แล้ว

    Why didn’t you ask Chris griffin for an autograph.

  • @vtecchair
    @vtecchair ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First

  • @bingus2720
    @bingus2720 ปีที่แล้ว

    caleb looking= like yung lean (hes fat)

  • @gloverelaxis
    @gloverelaxis ปีที่แล้ว

    so glad to hear Cameron explicitly raise The Peanut Butter Chicken Question

  • @flyoverdispatch7843
    @flyoverdispatch7843 ปีที่แล้ว

    This cold open was funny azz shit!!