2:56 family walks in the living room 3:00 my earbuds weren't plugged all the way in Family: looks at me Me: stares at them for a long period of time 4:20 Family: gets knifes me:
Himiko Toga tbh I’d just eat my food really fast, get excuses, then hide in the closet. It’s what I’d do when I was younger and didn’t want people to bug me while I was watching mlp 😂😂😂
Him: If I do (fall asleep) just wake me up, okay?" Me: *nods* Inner me: Nope, I won't. It's my long awaited dream for my (future) bf to sleep on my lap!
It's 00:04 right now. My dad is in the room next to me. *I forgot my phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker and it's in his room* _imma pack my bags_
Life Is Music true I feel single and I think that you don’t need a relationship with a person bc they will hurt you and I don’t want you to get hurt 😔 but if u want a relationship then go ahead I’ll be supporting you 😁
Are you psychic?!^^ There was a power blackout at my house for the last two hours. Somehow I was a little scared and couldn't sleep cause I'm the only one at home right now. And right at the moment the power comes back, you upload. So I guess I really have to thank you so much for calming me down again after that nightmare!^^ Thank you! Also... I hope you're doing fine in this confusing pandemic times. Stay healthy, strong and happy!
*Gets a notification from this channel.* *INSTANTLY STOPS WAT I AM DOING AND BOOKS IT TO MY ROOM.* My Mom: HONEY WHERE U GOING Me: i'M buSy!! xD Edit: (OMG I GOT 44 LIKES! THANK U SO MUCH GUYS! ^^ I never got so much before. :3 ! Have a wonderful day everybody - Also here is cake! C: 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰)
Him: *Lays head on my thighs * Me, with thicc thighs: "I'm a pillow now?" Him: "Your thighs are so soft" Me: " Well that's like the only good thing about me"
Okay so ya know the “legs legs what’s on the menu” song (I think that how it goes) well when he started talking about thighs my brain went “thighs thighs what’s on the menu”
6 reasons I can’t have a boyfriend 1: I will always be demanding cuddles 🙄 2: I will steal your hoodies☺️ 3: I’m cling😭 4: I’m protective 😐 5: I have trust issues 😔 6: I’m hella shy so I probably won’t be able to meet anyone ever 😔😭 1 reason I can have a boyfriend I won’t ever judge you for who/ how you are and love you unconditionally 🥺❤️ Wait that’s 2 😆
yup, so i'm here to pretend that one day i'll find my future s/o who i'd expect to fall asleep on my lap as well. dear love angels and love gods, please bless me with a man like this. thank you. i will be waiting. prayers sent.
Relatable. Me and my current boyfriends relationship is extremely complicated at the moment. He hasn’t said anything to me in a long while and even before that I was doubting our relationship and I’ve tried to leave him a couple times but he always seems to get me back with my weaknesses. I’m his first girlfriend.. I don’t know what to do.. I mean I love him but do I as a lover..? I tried leaving him once.. and it ended up in me feeling guilty and his words making me want to come back and then me doubting the relationship again to the point where I tried to leave him again and him using all of my weaknesses against me. I’m kinda stuck. Every time I’m afraid to leave him because it might be for good meaning that he wont even want to be my friend. I have a Sebastian Michaelis body pillow and my asmrs. All they do is help me forget the craziness that’s going on in my life. I don’t know why I’m sharing so much information but I am.
usually i listen to these types of audios because i don’t like feeling alone when i sleep and usually other videos have people breathing too fast it doesn’t feel like they’re sleeping so it’s hard to shut off my mind and relax but this one is so perfect it’s kind of like ?? it just made me relax and sounded very realistic i slept so easily this might be a weird comment but yeah i was kind of in shock LMAO
![You're So Cute When You Sleep [Sleepy Boyfriend Roleplay] [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cVJW-3QDjcE/mqdefault.jpg)
![[M4M] Falling Asleep On Bf's Lap Whilst He Plays Games [ASMR] [Gameplay][Keyboard] [Rambling]](/img/n.gif)
Pov: You’re a mattress
Yup
🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Basically lol
yEs
First read it as _mistress_
*boyfriend falls asleep on you*
Me with huge thighs: "aw man, must be comfy, they're much bigger than a pillow
Haha nice
Lol same 😆
Literally every girl when they sit down, gorl probs lol
Lmao same tho
Omg same bro 😂😂
I got an ad called 'how to kiss' I died
Lol what 😭🤣🤣
ms jokess yesss xD
XD
Um ms joke why are you here. Did Aizawa reject you again
Aziwa: hi joke (your profile picture by the way)
I wonder how my FBI agent is doing right now.
I'm trying to convince mine to not commit suicide he saw too much 😳
G U C C I • same
Dude......
SAME!
Yah same
Same-
Him: I'm just gonna lay on your lap, *for none sleepy purposes*
Me: **looks at the title** why do the Male species always be lyin.
Why do women be lying tho
@@WookJnr everybody be lying thats why ion mess with ppl 😌
@@gucci355 periodt🤷🏼♀️
Anya Raja everybody lies stfu
THIS COMMENT THO HAHAHHAAGAH FRR
Him: it was just a cough
Me:bad time to say that excuse buddy boo
*I'd sip my latte as a get some f **-uck-** ing Cardi B flashbacks*
Mary Misemer corona virus this shit is real 😂
cOrOnA vIrUs
Tuxy *FBI, OPEN UP*
Mood
When you said my thighs are squishy I just-
* cries in thicc *
IM WHEEZING
Same
*cries in squishy*
Cries in anorexic 😀
Chaotic Cow oh my 😶
“I’m totally not going to sleep on your lap.”
Me: (looks at title)
*ok bet.*
Did I just listen to a person breath into a mike for almost ten minutes because I'm lonely? Yes, yes I did.
SaMe
Did I click on this video because I like to watch anime boys sleep? Yes,yes I did!
Same :">
Same
@@killuakig8388 Yeah, it was autocorrected and I didn't feel like correcting it.
2:56 family walks in the living room
3:00 my earbuds weren't plugged all the way in
Family: looks at me
Me: stares at them for a long period of time
4:20
Family: gets knifes
me:
*Asmr shield*
*Asmr sleep potion and Asmr weapons*
😗✌️
THE REPLIES ON THIS COMMENT ARE LEGENDARY HAHAHHA
Them: 👁👄👁🔪
me: *laying down*
Him: *comes home from work and lays on me*
Me: *suddenly needs to use the bathroom*
Him *sleeping*
My mind: oh god dammit not again!
Welp time for another round of "Can You Hold It In?!???"
Her*
me with any cat-
@@kokichiouma2851 same, I fell your pain
@@honestlyjustvibing5350 We know but, she’s playing as a he in this
Him:”groans”
Me: *inhales*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me tho
Her*
Okay Crankthatfrank
Excuse me she’s trans. Male to female. Look at her coming out video.
Sir, Are u ok?
When he said it was a cough my mind said “..Corona?!”
*putting hand sanitzer on my ears*
Oh hell naw!!!!
Lollllll
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s corona time right now
i was looking for dis comment
WHY DO YOU RELEASE THIS WHEN IM AT THE DINNER TABLE IM GETTING MY EARPHONES IM NOT GONNA BE LATE AGAIN
That, my friend, is fucking dedication.
*aggressively says the f word*
Himiko Toga tbh I’d just eat my food really fast, get excuses, then hide in the closet. It’s what I’d do when I was younger and didn’t want people to bug me while I was watching mlp 😂😂😂
Himiko Toga..... are u really that lonely that u need to listen to asmr boyfriends????? Awww, you poor thing.
Sup Miss Stabby Lady
Him: I’m not sleeping
Me: *wait no that’s my job*
Same iTs My JoB sIr
her*
@@y9ri her- what?-
Thats my ship, You don't like it? Then leave! i fixed the pronouns check her update video
Thats my ship, You don't like it? Then leave! check “coming out” video
Apparently I'm a mattress XD
Haha same
I’m dead 😂🤣
Same all my friends fall asleep on me T^T
Tododeku Kiribaku yeah friends 😏
Ain’t no complains 😌✨
**me listening to the first 4 seconds**
Also me: oh welp there goes my heart
*mY eXcuSe fOr bEing laTe*
*i was using the bathroom-*
People in the comments: I forgot my dad was besides me and I have no earphones, Imma go pack my bags.
Me: wait..... *y'all have dads?!*
Are we copying midoriya's father?
@@shototodoroki5357 Ah I don't know what you're talking about Todoroki 👀
i understand you here-
hugs?
*HOLDS OPEN ARMS FOR HUGS *
I mean I have daddy issues so...
this comment made me REEEEEEE
Me: *listening asmr *
Also me: *realizes I don't have my earphones on*
*strict dad right beside me*
I'M LEAVING THIS UNIVERSE
Oh no
Oof
F xd
F
OoOf
I fell off my bed try to get my headphones and my parents thought I died
SAME
Lol and XD
i fall off my bed every day and my parents stopped caring lmao
@@illumiluv7121 F
The parents: Did our child just roll off the bed and die- ;-;
Him: I’m not gonna fall asleep
My thighs: I’m about to end this mans whole career
You need more likes 😂
lmao-
LMAOOOOOO
I love this comment
Lmaoo
What is it with men and never admitting that they’re tired😂
Right!!?
lol
Hello avatar of sloth here👋👍
I be sleeping 24/7 :D
I know right
Belphegor omg Belphie😍
Boys like this don't exist,
I REPEAT THEY DON'T EXIST
Edit: OH MY!!!! THANK YOU FOR SO MANY LIKES, I LOVE AND APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU❤❤
In our imagination they do...
😭😭😭but only there
Yet here they are.
They do btw. I know a semi-yandere, still I don’t get why he hurt my bestfriend.
And to me, that’s proof enough.
@@scotty1250 FACTS🥺
@@demolishallquacks 👀 ohhhhhhhhh
Him: *falls asleep on me*
Me: “awww” *hugs him, and gives forehead kisses*
Same
Same ✨🦋
You wholesome bean •3-
Same😍😊😇❤
Him :yawns
Heloisa (me) :moan😖
Yes , ohh yes😏🔥
Omg , he's so f*cking cute yawning and in fall asleep , sh*t😍😊❤
POV: you were kissing the air and hugged a pillow
Was I the only one yawning after he yawned. This guy contagious🥰😍😘
I yawned too, I’m pretty tired anyways, but it’s s c I e n c e -
Namie, Dayum...
Namie 👏 👏 👏
She*
@@lilliafinley3641 I HAVE NOW LEARNED A GIRLS FEELING
Moral of the story: appreciate thighs
*T H I C C* *T H I G H S*
I hate my huge ass thighs
@@ladydelulu same bro
@@angelitagiselle I DO LOVE SOME THICC THIGHS
@@WookJnr 👁️👄👁️
😳
Him: If I do (fall asleep) just wake me up, okay?"
Me: *nods*
Inner me: Nope, I won't. It's my long awaited dream for my (future) bf to sleep on my lap!
Mine is the same but different gender (I’m a lesbian)
Well I am underage 👧
It's 00:04 right now. My dad is in the room next to me. *I forgot my phone was still connected to the Bluetooth speaker and it's in his room*
_imma pack my bags_
Girl take a plane ticket to Korea its the farthest place i know😂😂🤣🤣
@@lizzdaily3722 I might just have to atm I'm kinda thankful my dad is still struggling to get up from being blasted awake-
eh i guess so 😌
Run for your life!
*buys a plane ticket, gives fake id, fake passport*
RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT, CAUSE IT DOES!!!
i wish i had those eyelashes tho 😭😭😭
Mood
Mood
Mood
lmaoo I was reading this with my friend and she goes, "what?? Fake and animated??" I DIED!!! xD
I wish I were them eyelashes😙😣
Is this the pov of a body pillow? lmao
this is such an underrated comment 😂
OOP-
We are the mattress and the body pillow.
*Sips latte* I swear if someone turns that like button into a 70-
mae: mMmMMMmMmm
me: well heck
Plot twist: "you" is just a Anime pillow
😂😂😂😂jk
Jk
....unless
:(
Lmaooooo
Jkjk.... unless 👀👀
*cries in todoroki anime pillow*
Me : **looking for some education vid cause my mom forced me to study**
Parker : **uploads**
Me : *I CAN STUDY LATER :>*
How about yagami yato
Mood
@@yumii1108 no-
When you said "it was just... A cough" I actually burst out laughing because you just sounded so nonchalant lmao and idk I wasn't expecting it
This is super cute and adorable! Everyone and anyone who reads this comment please make sure to take very good care or yourselves💕💕🌺
I'm so single that I have to listen to asmr for a boyfriend.
Same
Banana Bitch! Twins 😏😅😂
am I the only one that almost fell asleep just by hearing his little groans and snores ????XD
This video made me realize how single I am
#single #lonely #fml
Same
I’m dating someone but they don’t love me anymore ☹️
I have never had a bf. Now you are free, enjoy your time alone. Soon you will not have it anymore
Life Is Music true I feel single and I think that you don’t need a relationship with a person bc they will hurt you and I don’t want you to get hurt 😔 but if u want a relationship then go ahead I’ll be supporting you 😁
4:20
"Your thighs are so soft~ *giggle* Is that a werid thing to say?"
Well, at least now I know that I am T H I C C xD
Are you psychic?!^^ There was a power blackout at my house for the last two hours. Somehow I was a little scared and couldn't sleep cause I'm the only one at home right now. And right at the moment the power comes back, you upload. So I guess I really have to thank you so much for calming me down again after that nightmare!^^ Thank you!
Also... I hope you're doing fine in this confusing pandemic times. Stay healthy, strong and happy!
*Gets a notification from this channel.*
*INSTANTLY STOPS WAT I AM DOING AND BOOKS IT TO MY ROOM.*
My Mom: HONEY WHERE U GOING
Me: i'M buSy!!
xD
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Yes, this is the most important thing right now!!!!
I'm gunna get thicker with all this cake ohhh well adding more to mah plate
Him:I never sleep
me:ah so you have sleeping problems to? Welcome buddy
Suga....w...t....f....WTF!!?!?!
@@ParkJimin-gx2we Yes taehyung
The ad before this: "He had a big black beard, He was veeeery hairy"
Me: 👁👄👁
Your voice is the best thing i've ever heard ❤
Him: breathes
Me: hello there-
Him:.....
Me:....
Him, half asleep: _general kenobi_
🅹🅴🅽🅴🆁🅰🅻 🅺🅰🅽🅾🅱🅸
@@deztheaccident HEY
I had a very rough day but this helped me remember a fond memory. Be safe Parker. Love your work girl
Can we just take a moment and appreciate the dude’s beautiful eyelashes!! Like I need em!
Him: *Lays head on my thighs *
Me, with thicc thighs: "I'm a pillow now?"
Him: "Your thighs are so soft"
Me: " Well that's like the only good thing about me"
Same✋😔
Same 😅
Him: *sounds soft*
Me: *the devil in me is about to be awakened right now*
Sorry mom and dad, im gay now.
ʝσιη υѕ му gσσ∂ ѕιя
join the gay side
it's fun on the gae side
.
Ya join us good gae sir
Okay so ya know the “legs legs what’s on the menu” song (I think that how it goes) well when he started talking about thighs my brain went “thighs thighs what’s on the menu”
“ *Your thighs are so squishy, and soft* “
Me and my FBI agent that’s looking through my phone: 🥺♥️😙
Why everytime he yawns I yawn too...?
SAMEEEE 0/////0
Yawning is like a disease, such as the flu, due to the fact that it literally spreads! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a monkey brain thing
6 reasons I can’t have a boyfriend
1: I will always be demanding cuddles 🙄
2: I will steal your hoodies☺️
3: I’m cling😭
4: I’m protective 😐
5: I have trust issues 😔
6: I’m hella shy so I probably won’t be able to meet anyone ever 😔😭
1 reason I can have a boyfriend
I won’t ever judge you for who/ how you are and love you unconditionally 🥺❤️
Wait that’s 2 😆
Him: * fell asleep *
Me: Boi, is u joking me right now? * Sleeps on him *
Ya just like 8 minutes of breathing😅
Best 8 minutes of my life
Ad: "God loves you!!"
Me: THEY KNOW!!!
It's cute but... Is he asthmatic? 😂What is this breathing, if I was his gf, I would take him to the doctor 🤦♀️😂
When he yawned 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴🥺🥰
Congrats, now you are gay XD
I’ve got this feeling like,
~Somebody’s watchin’ meee~
When he yawned my heart said: yo, Imma stop real quick 👁️👄👁️
Who knows hearing a guy's breathing can be relaxing-
I listened to this in the car and my brother was sleeping on my thighs so I’m shooked by this
“Wake me up if I fall asleep” *no, I don’t think I will*
This is literally my relationship to my bed.
4:33
Me: *ArE yOu cAlLiNg mE fAt*
This is actually relaxing af. I fell asleep listening to this.
Yes! A New video juste before sleep!!
YES CONTENT
*him laughing about my thighs*
me being insecure: Bruh.
Girl your ASMRS are the best and are so relaxing to listen to!
this is so cuteee * *epic fan gurl noises* *
I'm Kami Tenchi for goodness sake. Why do I need a boyfriend to sleep on me? What's the purpose for that?
Free blanket bro
Extra body warmth dude.
Bruh just
*AFFECTION*
So you can feel loved 🙃
Him talking about my thighs
Me feeling even more self conscious about myself
Sis you have no idea much I missed you for no reason at all-
Like you literally posted *4 days* ago jesus
Damn
Someone gon needa pay me 1 million dollars to go through my watch history😳🤣🚪🏃♀️💨
Tf this dude be sounding just like my crush
*FeELiNg bLeEsEd*
His yawning makes me wanna yawn too
He : yawns
Me “yawns too and almost fall asleep”
Him: “nah I won’t fall asleep”
The title: *john cenas voice* “are you sure about that?”
This video never fails in make me fall asleep.
i am : speed
This makes me feel so less insecure about my thighs thank you
I sent this to my dad because he told me i needed to talk to someone... So i played this for him
Thank you!
Enjoy your weekend, and take care!♥️
does anyone eles love to play with your mans hair when they sleep its so satisfying
Omg!!!!🥺 the cute noises and words....❤️❤️❤️❤️
yup, so i'm here to pretend that one day i'll find my future s/o who i'd expect to fall asleep on my lap as well.
dear love angels and love gods, please bless me with a man like this. thank you. i will be waiting.
prayers sent.
Him sleeping on me
Me what the hell am I supposed to do know
This dude genuinely made me yawn.
you know that feeling where you can’t tell if you want someone’s voice or just think someone has a really pretty voice?
His yawns are honestly cute
I’m literally gonna fall asleep to her** soft little cute uwu breaths!! 🥰
Thank you for filling the void in my soul.
I’m so lonely DAMNIT
Just go see Yamaguchi
Han! Sometimes it’s hard to just go up to him and ask for cuddles, ok?
Tsukishima Kei aww oki
Relatable. Me and my current boyfriends relationship is extremely complicated at the moment. He hasn’t said anything to me in a long while and even before that I was doubting our relationship and I’ve tried to leave him a couple times but he always seems to get me back with my weaknesses. I’m his first girlfriend.. I don’t know what to do.. I mean I love him but do I as a lover..? I tried leaving him once.. and it ended up in me feeling guilty and his words making me want to come back and then me doubting the relationship again to the point where I tried to leave him again and him using all of my weaknesses against me. I’m kinda stuck. Every time I’m afraid to leave him because it might be for good meaning that he wont even want to be my friend. I have a Sebastian Michaelis body pillow and my asmrs. All they do is help me forget the craziness that’s going on in my life. I don’t know why I’m sharing so much information but I am.
Same
usually i listen to these types of audios because i don’t like feeling alone when i sleep and usually other videos have people breathing too fast it doesn’t feel like they’re sleeping so it’s hard to shut off my mind and relax but this one is so perfect it’s kind of like ?? it just made me relax and sounded very realistic i slept so easily this might be a weird comment but yeah i was kind of in shock LMAO
“I never sleep “
No that’s my job
I'm chilling watching this I hear my mom I pause the vid , she shakes a spray can and now . . .
Fun fact: my cat will only fall asleep on my stomach if I’m playing boyfriend asmr
The way he says "I never sleep..." 🥺 My heart MELT🥺🥺🥺
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Have a good Day or Night
✨y o u t u b e✨
Aww great, TH-cam high off corona
@@brielle.h lol
@@scotty1250 this made me giggle ✌
@@remmy7826 your welcome😁