Clara's Disturbing Egg Rant. [Phase Connect]

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  • I actually don't know how she even managed to rant about this for 20+ minutes, but by the gods I really need sleep for internship.
    If you want to see it for yourself, click the VOD link down below at exactly 1:05:22. Good luck out there.
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  • @dabbingtoast7743
    @dabbingtoast7743 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    Stands up, walks to bed, picks up pillow, screams into pillow, sits back down.

  • @kaminariclara
    @kaminariclara 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +222

    MINIMUM WAGE FOR MY GRANDMA

    • @NexusOrpheus
      @NexusOrpheus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      So true oomfie

    • @Kabcr
      @Kabcr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I think the reason you're standing up for grandma so much is because you're feeling the years getting to you... one day, you'll be the grandma 😨

    • @zerostarx1
      @zerostarx1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY SINGLE CLIP COMMENT SECTION ABOUT YOURSELF

    • @Samuel034
      @Samuel034 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I love watching clips like this between client calls. It's like a brain reset button that forces me to forget everything i was doing, so now i can focus on what's coming up.

    • @1wakuralain
      @1wakuralain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @kaminariclara Your argument stands. By the logic presented your genes are from grandma, your eggs are from your mom. Your daughter would get your mother's genes and your eggs.

  • @QwErTy-cw6fh
    @QwErTy-cw6fh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    It's very clear from this clip that Clara didn't have a high grade in biology. It's also clear that sanity was one of the many things she left behind to be our UwU Apple Princess.

    • @stargazerspark4499
      @stargazerspark4499 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      clearly some of those eggs came out a little cracked.

    • @Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism
      @Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      She's completely correct. This is why thorough teratological studies need to span two generations from exposure: seemingly healthy offspring could be subtly damaged in many ways which prevent them from successfully reproducing, and the female gametes are of specific concern.
      Induction of second-generation sterility is/was being investigated as a more effective method of mosquito control than just releasing sterilized males, but it's a far more complicated feat than merely irradiating them, and I think it has been supplanted by an even more effective GMO method which specifically kills female offspring of the mutants, creating subsequent generations of male terminators until a population is exterminated.

    • @comradeofthebalance3147
      @comradeofthebalance3147 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism How is she completely correct? A foetus’ gender would not be determined till after the trimester for the differentiation to an ovary or testes, so how does one even get ‘grandmother’s eggs’?

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Jacks_Suffocating_Nihilism no she is not completely correct, you don't even need to know biology but just have some vague understanding of how space and time work. One sperm fertilizes one egg to create a zygote- how would there be room for "all the eggs" to be inside of a single egg, this literally does not make any sense. Do all the other eggs also have every single egg inside them? Is there some sort of extradimensional space inside cooch that is able to store more mass inside of less matter? This is an absolutely wild take and I'm staggered to see someone trying to argue that it's 'completely correct' lol

    • @majorasmaskguy_8452
      @majorasmaskguy_8452 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Phoenix0F8 You are describing a TARDIS cooch and that is beautifully cursed.

  • @Circ00mspice
    @Circ00mspice 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +138

    I'm only a minute in and Clara is using more mental gymnastics than a gold medal Olympian

    • @minecraftreports
      @minecraftreports 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      not even 30 sec in and the mental gymnastics i need to do to follow her mental gymnastics already exceeds my brain capacity

  • @goddamnit452
    @goddamnit452 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Lesson learned, NEVER let Clara play lobotomy corp or dialogue rich games.... Her brains goes to places humankind never explored.

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      She absorbs the brainpower of the viewers she lobotomises with her rants.

    • @RenoKyrie
      @RenoKyrie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Kelpie-sb5biNah bro, she is pretty much the Abnormality CENSORED
      Constant Black(Physical + Mental) Damage

  • @TatcheeClips
    @TatcheeClips 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    Every single time I think to myself "this is the absolutely strangest thing I've heard Clara say" I'm immediately proven wrong within 24 hours
    Well done Clara, you continue to outdo yourself

  • @nathanebluepanda8207
    @nathanebluepanda8207 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    She's perfect.

  • @Grim-c8n
    @Grim-c8n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I understand what she means. She's saying that since you come from an egg that was apart of your mom, and since your grandma created your mom, that means your grandma technically created the egg that created you because she created your mom.

    • @WhiteGuyGraal
      @WhiteGuyGraal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do not like having the image of a woman's reproductive system as a stove.

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Yeah, all the people just bashing on Clara without a second thought are clearly the ones who, one, don't know jack shit about biology, and two, couldn't decipher her aimless rambling. To be fair, that second one is a little forgivable, though not completely since the human brain specializes in pattern recognition.
      Anyway, she's only half right, but still kind of right. The egg that would one day become her (Clara), was already present at about 5 months of her mother existing within her own mother (grandmother). So, it was only half of her (Clara), because the egg is only half the genetic code, that had been cooking for whatever years her mom was when she had her (Clara).

    • @comradeofthebalance3147
      @comradeofthebalance3147 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@LyaksandraBI think it can summarised with the statement, of which was said incompletely and in passing near the start of the clip: A female is born with *almost* all eggs she will have in her lifetime. But the part about the grandmother is inaccurate as you implied with ‘half correct’. I do not know where she drew the causation of her birth to her grandmother which has an never ending slippery slope

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      if that's what she meant she phrased it pretty incomprehensibly

  • @danedearmond4905
    @danedearmond4905 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    .....After watching this clip, Can we all just take a quick moment to soak up the fact that Airi somehow managed to score higher on the 'tism test than Clara did? Man, that's gotta hurt.

  • @moosemeatman
    @moosemeatman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Man this sounds like one fucked up omelet

  • @ToonLinkHox
    @ToonLinkHox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    look it was SO bad. she dropped it at some point but kept picking it back up every now and then despite us *BEGGING* her to let it go and move on, she had JUST gotten off the tutorial and was still in the first cutscene of the first level. genuine psychic damage

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This is why I ended the video the way I did it. I literally had work to get up for today.

    • @RenoKyrie
      @RenoKyrie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Taking Black damage with this one

  • @thanhnguyennguyen9235
    @thanhnguyennguyen9235 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Clara... 😑 IDK WTF is partying inside her head any more. It's not even brain cells at this point 😑

    • @Landfall364
      @Landfall364 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's all fruit stimming in there, all the time.

  • @Angrenost02
    @Angrenost02 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "And that's why there's such a thing as generational trauma"
    You just gave me generational trauma Clara.

  • @Kelpie-sb5bi
    @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Still better than Shiina’s egg stories.

    • @coldacid
      @coldacid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      oh god there's worse than this?

    • @Edelweiss1102
      @Edelweiss1102 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@coldacid ... yes.

    • @toawing
      @toawing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm going to have to find that now

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@toawing Shiina’s food atrocities of the world stream.

    • @Kelpie-sb5bi
      @Kelpie-sb5bi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@toawing Near the end.

  • @doswallo
    @doswallo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Good luck and good work with that internship, man.

  • @ulrickts
    @ulrickts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This video is 100% true. A woman is born with all her eggs. But how did the eggs get there? Eldritch portals.

  • @sinblio1413
    @sinblio1413 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ive been dreading this clip

  • @TheOnlyBiodude
    @TheOnlyBiodude 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I get it though. If Grandma is making the baby and the baby is developing the eggs as a result of her efforts, it might as well be considered Grandma's cooking effort. Nothing occurs without Grandma.

  • @roeypalmspaghetti1072
    @roeypalmspaghetti1072 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Ok i understand what shes trying to say.
    Her grandma contained eggs which contained the egg that was chosen to be her mom. While Clara’s mom was in her grandmas womb (roughly 2nd -3rd trimester), the fetus would contain all the eggs she would have for the rest of her life, incl the egg that would be eventually become clara. But for that to happen the grandma egg has to be fertilized

    • @koji8123
      @koji8123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah and so would her mother's egg. And for Clara's specifically her mother had to be off her meds while Clara was being made because otherwise Sakana would never find the right psych ward at the right time.

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This. A lot of people didn't get it at all and proceeded to bash her. Though to be fair she's only half right, since, as you said, the egg is only half the genetic code, so only half of Clara had been cooking for whatever years, not her entire self.

    • @IkkebottExpirson
      @IkkebottExpirson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This was the consensus on women eggs question, but this information is outdated since... ¿2012? We actually discovered that women do grow _some_ eggs from ground zero

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@IkkebottExpirsonmr president, they hit the second ovarie

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So ClaraEgg was never in her grandma's womb directly iright? ClaraEgg started existing when her mom was conceived right?

  • @Scylithen
    @Scylithen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    See this is why Cwawa is the better one.
    She's doesn't even question it and moves on 😏🤣😆

  • @Deadgye
    @Deadgye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She said the egg thing wrong in the beginning, but after fixing it she's right about the eggs, but wrong about the gene implications.

  • @patbaitman3357
    @patbaitman3357 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Give her a few more months, and Clara might top the "Peppeloni" speech. That is, if Cwawa doesn't go in a darker direction...

  • @protagadditc8434
    @protagadditc8434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Clara seems to not really understand the process of...
    Child birth.
    Or maybe Cwawaa is just the dominant personality in secret with how out there her logic is..

  • @Trakesh
    @Trakesh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Clara has been cooking for so long that her brain has become hard boiled.

  • @pixelspy5791
    @pixelspy5791 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Her mind is truly an enigma

  • @holdingpattern245
    @holdingpattern245 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It took me a long time to realize that she meant that your mom has all the oocytes she will ever have before she's born, including the oocyte that becomes you.

  • @SKH-mx8iy
    @SKH-mx8iy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I want to hug this ~~poor poor~~ blessed woman

  • @techthefoxch
    @techthefoxch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this might be the one thing that is longer than a DBZ fight

  • @Kaibors
    @Kaibors 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Clara...

  • @fenrishero
    @fenrishero 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Many times, Clara is learning things as she is saying them out loud, often apropos of nothing.

  • @Paveway-chan
    @Paveway-chan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It took me longer than I care to admit before I understood the absolute silliness of this "my eggs came from grandma" argument 😂

  • @ForestOfSleep
    @ForestOfSleep 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Clara wasn't cooked, she was microwaved

  • @unknownfascio7769
    @unknownfascio7769 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Clara's 🧩 score of 142 on full display

  • @einhasad7
    @einhasad7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:26 at this moment she was looking for the stupidest thing to say

  • @malcolm_in_the_middle
    @malcolm_in_the_middle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yes, but Clara. Those eggs need to be fertilized and incubated before they become a person. Unfertilized eggs are half a person at most.

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No no, they're precisely half a person. Thing is, she isn't as wrong as people are making her to be, calling her dumb and stuff. She's kind of right.

    • @Deadgye
      @Deadgye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I throw peppers and onions and spices into a pan and start cooking them, but haven't added the sausage yet, am I or am I not cooking sausage and peppers?
      Cooking involves all the steps, not only the final steps.

  • @josh6550
    @josh6550 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't know whether to wish you luck for your internship or curse you for bringing this to my attention.

  • @helioscirce
    @helioscirce 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I’ve been cooking”
    No no, throw this one back. This one is overdone. Cooked right to charcoal

  • @toawing
    @toawing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Aphids do have something like that, female ones basically clone themselves.
    And the clones have clones developing that have clones developing inside them.

  • @K4g4m1
    @K4g4m1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perfect thumbnail

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks! After completing the clip, though, I actually wished I had gone with a padded room + straight jacket idea...

  • @JiyuKishiParn
    @JiyuKishiParn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Clara is overcooked.

  • @user-og9ue6kz6v
    @user-og9ue6kz6v 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    best of luck brother

  • @TacticalHamsterDance
    @TacticalHamsterDance 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be honest, she starts off with the "egg in an egg" which is not true and maybe that's why people are sceptical? Eventually she gets at least some understanding though, since the fetus produces eggs while in womb (since she is born with them) so there is a moment when the fetus has all eggs while it is still in womb.
    Whether you can call it grandma cooking is up to a debate but she is not wrong, at least not entirely so.

  • @onii-chandaisuki5710
    @onii-chandaisuki5710 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Makes sense to me.

  • @jayeisenhardt1337
    @jayeisenhardt1337 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    omg, she right tho
    eggs since birth, meaning the lucky egg that became her was created by grandma and grandpa making her mother and mother's eggs
    So grandma had 15-20 year old eggs that was her mom, had her mother which had 20-30 year old eggs that made her
    so her mother making her also made her eggs that will be her future kids. . . that she might have around 40-60 years old. . . . . .

  • @Jus10Ed
    @Jus10Ed 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good luck with your internship. 😉 👍

  • @oppidumsaxacum
    @oppidumsaxacum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When you leave out the "Egg Rant", you have a title for every Clara content. :D

  • @grimoireweiss3099
    @grimoireweiss3099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching her streams at 2am makes sense. That's around the time the weird ideas are found.

  • @ashardalondragnipurake
    @ashardalondragnipurake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as soon as she figures out how to turn the stove on im sure she will be cooking

  • @yesitsreallyOtter
    @yesitsreallyOtter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    there are real conditions and phenomenons that she could be referring to, but I'm like 100% sure she has no idea what chimerism is so I'm pretty sure she's just confused. very confused

    • @Billy4321able
      @Billy4321able 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No she's just saying that her grandma gave birth to her mom, which is correct. So her grandma should get some credit for making her.

  • @prikoker
    @prikoker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the most crucial mistake we made as a species was letting women cook

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm not sure which is more appalling, her lack of grasp of basic biology or her Loki obsession.

  • @SaberknightX
    @SaberknightX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That one guy was hella wrong though at least XD
    No your mom doesn't make her own eggs when she preggers with you XD

  • @hirotakasugi4891
    @hirotakasugi4891 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This apple princess is so unhinged

  • @FiredAndIced
    @FiredAndIced 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How did her audience holding up to this?
    How is this channel clipper holding up to this?
    How could anyone hold up to this?

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I already had high functioning 'tism, I could tank making this even if it mentally damaged me.

  • @Zetabeuoh
    @Zetabeuoh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lobotomy Connect

  • @mns188
    @mns188 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can we get the inmate pictures as Screensavers?

  • @supportcarriesu7604
    @supportcarriesu7604 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    im here waiting for clara to respond in a unhinged way

  • @ccBAZZ
    @ccBAZZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't care, they can fix us as long we are together

  • @SomethingAbstract
    @SomethingAbstract 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s a good thing she’s cute

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and funny?

    • @SomethingAbstract
      @SomethingAbstract 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CptSourcebird bit of a stretch. Let’s keep it at cute

  • @hoktauri
    @hoktauri 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Less fruit stimming more biology classes

    • @CptSourcebird
      @CptSourcebird  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You gotta ban cellphones during class, bro 💀

  • @tl1326
    @tl1326 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I get what she’s saying,
    she’s trying to justify that all the eggs comes from 1 source,
    grandma had the chromosomes, not the egg, mom had half the egg and dad had the other half.

    • @sack-shaw
      @sack-shaw 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No. Grandma has her own eggs. The grandma technically has the eggs of the mother inside her while the mother is developing in the grandmother's womb. One of those eggs becomes the daughter.
      The father has no eggs.

  • @creeperbros-dg9jr
    @creeperbros-dg9jr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOB CORP LETS FUCKING GOOO

    • @RenoKyrie
      @RenoKyrie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Need to scream louder to her since she didnt even touch Day 4 💀
      Only Rie in Phase who managed to get VERY far in the game

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Not clarnderstandable.

  • @LoneWolfRanging
    @LoneWolfRanging 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Confirms she’s not just an oshi but an oshiiiiiiiiit

  • @grafzeppelin4069
    @grafzeppelin4069 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nah, let her cook

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was there.
    It was very disturbing.

  • @Sackrelije
    @Sackrelije 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So...Clara's family tree is a stump?

  • @SigmaTheFox
    @SigmaTheFox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think I lost my last braincell...

  • @Lovelymuffins12
    @Lovelymuffins12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It would be better if she said pre heated.

  • @AdrianCruz_
    @AdrianCruz_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah she’s cooked(derogatory) alright

  • @beherit_benis6806
    @beherit_benis6806 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh my god.
    Imagine if Clara understood how germ and somatic cells work..

  • @tiliaoliveri6066
    @tiliaoliveri6066 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice intro bro.

  • @Yohtoh
    @Yohtoh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ....What...?

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Autism test results holding up

  • @CyanLex
    @CyanLex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is she yapping about

  • @tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s
    @tooFarGonexk4he4tu3s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've read about the idea of nested eggs(?) as some kind of a long obsolete biological hypothesis. I can't remember how it was called tho. Clara might have mistaken this for an actual explanation of how babies are made

    • @somedude4267
      @somedude4267 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel like I'm hearing another crazy premise for a Parasite Eve-adjacent game.... Clara tangents are wild

  • @MrGeneralissimus
    @MrGeneralissimus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Someone slept trough Biology lessons

  • @Gyrffos
    @Gyrffos 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wat

  • @deathclockrlz
    @deathclockrlz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I really like when vtubers are genuinely dumb , it really adds to the entertainment .. uwu apple princess

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not really, go read some other comments. While she isn't entirely right, what she's saying makes sense. Or, half sense, as you'll see if you read other comments.

  • @lemontop881
    @lemontop881 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First I thought the implication was Clara was a test tube baby. But no, she just doesn't know how zygotes work. Our princess completely missed out on biology class.

  • @JDJeanMichel
    @JDJeanMichel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Conservatives, this is what happens when you don't allow biology and sex ed in schools. Don't be like Clara! 🤣
    (ok tho for real, it's not her fault but it is REALLY funny)

  • @pondfishrancher
    @pondfishrancher 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At first i thought she just got confused between eggs and genetics.
    This got way worse

  • @hiramesensei3112
    @hiramesensei3112 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    all of this discussion is completely academic because Clara has no eggs left anyway

  • @EnzoVincula
    @EnzoVincula 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone dropped out of middleschool...

  • @Celteon
    @Celteon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    too much Enkephalin makes you hear voices

    • @RenoKyrie
      @RenoKyrie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We distorting hard with this one