astronauts; known cowards, could never be cops. nah, the truth is astronauts are gods among men and risking their lives chasing down junkies is not worth it.
My favorite part is every time Pat and/or Wooly come up with something really fucked up, the Game proceeds to SURPASS their predictions of how fucked up said thing will be. Pat: 'Jokingly' what kind of fucked up space fetish- 'On screen' Wooly: Your about to find out. 'Game proceeds to explain the Rebirthers.' Pat: WHAT!? I think only Kojima has the power to make that happen.
We don't hate Rules Of Nature, we hate it when it blasts at full volume and shatters the collective eardrums of everyone in the house when we watch these compilations late at night.
You're just not refined enough to appreciate Rules of Nature at it's proper volume level (so goddamn loud you can't hear it anymore because your eardrums are gone, at which point the volume level isn't even your problem anymore)
What Tokugawa did is disgusting, yet at the same time I can’t help but admire how well oiled and efficient that fucking drug, rebither, black-market organ trade machine really was. Shits wild Also I apologize if you read that after coming here first to avoid watching multiple videos
Here’s the thing about popsicles and milk bags, you can’t really hurt someone with those. Not unless you get real creative. Ice picks though? I wouldn’t wave that shit around. So to be called something that’s sweet doesn’t really pierce you the same way as a tool used to stab ice.
Woolie “what about the ones where they constantly see the earth and it’s taunting them” Then goes on to play Infinite Warfare 2 years later which has that exact plot specifically but with space John Snow Hitler, aka Adolf Snow.
Ok after just finishing the LP, can anyone else really appreciate Woodie saying "you must bone my daughter" at 5:37 cuz I think that's pretty damn funny when you know the ending.
yeah but their concept is better than the movie, and point out that jaden could have played the younger clone and miss that will smith has another son, trey, that also could have played the younger clone.
Woolie is being an oversensitive little toddlerman. My man Riggs,/Ed is just telling the truth. Giving the young lady constructive critique that she can use to be slightly less hideous in the future. He's actually providing a public service. Also; Tokugawa Pharmaceuticals should be saluted for trying to keep the party going.
I feel like im more interested in this compilation, given what you've done with it, then the actual LP. Might check out some other stuff of yours later.
Jonathan and Ed are "inspired" by Mel Gibson and Danny Glover's characters in Lethal Weapon. In 2006, while he was pulled over for drunk driving, Mel Gibson called a female cop who pulled him over "sugar tits." Jonathan's line was most likely included by the translator in reference to this incident.
It isn't that we hate it when you play rules of nature, it's that your audio mixing is shit when you decide to do so. FYI making shit loud doesn't make it funny or cool...like, at all. Like that boneless pizza bit in one of the comp videos, actual dog shit. Also, im back. Nice to see you.
I finally know the game Monster Girl Quest got its main theme from as mention in Aaox Monster Girl Quest review... And man... why does a guy like Pat get a girl like Paige?
"But Kojima-san, would it be easier to train astronauts to be police?"
Hideo just shoots the guy.
Michael Bay gives him a thumbs up.
astronauts; known cowards, could never be cops. nah, the truth is astronauts are gods among men and risking their lives chasing down junkies is not worth it.
It feels like Kojima realised that the idea of an organ transplant makes for great stories, so he just decided to write... all of them.
My favorite part is every time Pat and/or Wooly come up with something really fucked up, the Game proceeds to SURPASS their predictions of how fucked up said thing will be.
Pat: 'Jokingly' what kind of fucked up space fetish-
'On screen'
Wooly: Your about to find out.
'Game proceeds to explain the Rebirthers.'
Pat: WHAT!?
I think only Kojima has the power to make that happen.
Well, he and David Cage.
Yeah, but that's for a different reason.
Kojima is doing it intentionally (I Assume anyway.), David Cage isn't most of the time.
I love how, whenever Jonathan is being a weird creep with some girl, that the sidebar changes to Bible Black
OH MY GOD, I did not notice that
Holy shit...
I like how it slowly fades into Bible Black at 57:52. "Oh, this conversation just got messed up."
We don't hate Rules Of Nature, we hate it when it blasts at full volume and shatters the collective eardrums of everyone in the house when we watch these compilations late at night.
Hebblewater1 No we love that though
You're just not refined enough to appreciate Rules of Nature at it's proper volume level (so goddamn loud you can't hear it anymore because your eardrums are gone, at which point the volume level isn't even your problem anymore)
I love how this game just hits something in Pat that makes him shout a whole bunch.
43:46 i literally skipped to a random point
THE DRUG IS CALLED NARC
This is basically if Lethal Weapon 6 from its always sunny was a game
Sean Barker always there while the corpse is still warm
Unlike those Frozener fucks.
Sean Barker AYYYYYY
19:52 I don't want ANYONE telling me these two aren't the best combo. Fuck off, they're the best.
7:11 Probably my favorite outburst from Pat of all time.
terminal fuzz mine’s at 8:58
Such delicious ginger fury. Lol
CaptainDemo779 that was my favorite moment too lol
8:58
NARC!
28:10 - 29:36 is probably my favorite Pat/Woolie moment ever
Agreed. The best part is that, as irrational as Pat sounds in this argument, I am 100% on his side here.
44:20-44:55
man this is like watching a man's OCs in deviantart before they became popular characters in a movie
Sonichu movie when?
bobthespam Except totally in reverse because Lethal Weapon came first.
@@WTFisTingispingis But played straight for Meryl.
God, I loved this LP.
I know. I keep coming back to it.
16:30 He has a point. Almost everthying is designed to break so you have to buy more replacements.
if everything lasted forever, almost nothing would be bought. Unfortunately this leads to a lot of wasted resources.
@@theperuvianX If people improved upon their products instead of having them break more and more people would still buy it.
@@CThyran They would still buy it, but they would buy less often, meaning less money. Thus...
capitalism is stifling in this manner. there's no real innovative designs going on here! if our products worked too good, we wouldn't buy new ones!
What do you guys mean? Affordability = sacrifice in durability/quality
What Tokugawa did is disgusting, yet at the same time I can’t help but admire how well oiled and efficient that fucking drug, rebither, black-market organ trade machine really was. Shits wild
Also I apologize if you read that after coming here first to avoid watching multiple videos
*"RIDING A TRAIN IS ITS OWN RE-WARD!"* - Pat
22:45
I JUST NOTICED THE BANNER CHANGE OH MY GOD YOU MAD LAD
I know I'm incredibly late to this, but I still vouch that we should all call the Frozeners, Ice Picks as a racial slur.
Wouldn't that just be an insult to their sexual prowess?
If you want it to be. I personally think it's much more hurtful when you add words like shitty or fucking before ice pick.
Ice Prick???
How about popsicles or milk bags!?!
Here’s the thing about popsicles and milk bags, you can’t really hurt someone with those. Not unless you get real creative. Ice picks though? I wouldn’t wave that shit around. So to be called something that’s sweet doesn’t really pierce you the same way as a tool used to stab ice.
58:20 music to my ears you big palooka.
13:12
They totally called it. They predicted 2020.
34:26 That my friends, is the true sound of silence
Followed by Pat asking "Is that true?"
a compilation of this LP wasn't really necessary. every moment of the LP is gold.
Im so glad Orae no waifu caught Woolz attention
Fucking same.
*_H-HE'S FAST!_*
H-HAYAI
"Hey, it's not his speed, he's using Dave's kidney to warp."
"JOHNATHAN INGRAM, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!"
This...... this is good
10:31 death stranding reference
50:45 These are the moments that keep me alive XD
34:09 Why does it sound like Pat has to overcompensate towards a child of all things?
50:07 Ed’s expression is exactly how I felt listening to Gates be like “are you sure he’s dead tho?”
Pat is actually incorrect, Policenauts came out in 1994. MGS came out in 1998.
Wait, a Hideo Kojima game filled with sci-fi nonsense and weird creepy sex stuff? That's unpossible!
19:23 Oh god, it's too real.
You come faster than I do!
Oh man, I just noticed you switched the sidebars from the Policenauts LP to Matt's Bible Black LP during the creepy sex scenes. Night touch.
Man that space colonist line gets me every time.
22:28 10/10 Fan translation
Pat always makes an lp better when he does speed before recording.
I love Japanese pronunciations of BCCH and of course PCP
Woolie “what about the ones where they constantly see the earth and it’s taunting them”
Then goes on to play Infinite Warfare 2 years later which has that exact plot specifically but with space John Snow Hitler, aka Adolf Snow.
I hate it when you play rules of nature louder than a jet engine to the ear
Man, now i understand all those comments saying how weird it is to share a name with a character
i like the idea of woolie and pat as detectives
6:12 NNOOOO, NO WAY!
Hint hint Raiden
Ok after just finishing the LP, can anyone else really appreciate Woodie saying "you must bone my daughter" at 5:37 cuz I think that's pretty damn funny when you know the ending.
34:13 But Pat you too are small.
32:22 savage Woolie
Howoops
… MGS was released in 98.. this came before mgs.. in 94..
2017 was a golden year for LP’s huh?
33:02 - 33:27
Did Woolie and Pat predict Gemini Man?
yeah but their concept is better than the movie, and point out that jaden could have played the younger clone and miss that will smith has another son, trey, that also could have played the younger clone.
24:01 Welcome to the True Man's World
damn didnt think ravioligate would be predicted by policenauts
One of my favorite playthroughs.
Wow that was fast
Not by my standards. I had the PE2 comp up the same day the LP ended.
Sean Barker ""I'm fucking good." -Billy"
10:31 like in death stranding
13:02 they did in yugioh
10:00 had me like no fuckin... then i was like AAAAAAAH
This is actually a loose retelling of the opioid epidemic. Kojima just went back in time to make this game
Woolie is being an oversensitive little toddlerman. My man Riggs,/Ed is just telling the truth. Giving the young lady constructive critique that she can use to be slightly less hideous in the future.
He's actually providing a public service.
Also; Tokugawa Pharmaceuticals should be saluted for trying to keep the party going.
thanks bro didnt know they did a lp of this game
Did woolie predict gemini man? 33:20
Yup
Wow, that was almost TOO similar. Crazy Talk is spanning time itself! It's honestly starting to scare me XD
46:40 Yes, yes we do.
TIME TO GET THOSE DIDDYS!!
14:20 O-Oberstein!?
I feel like im more interested in this compilation, given what you've done with it, then the actual LP. Might check out some other stuff of yours later.
I like rules of nature...
1:04:00- why couldn't they just clone more organs? they can clone whole people just for sex purposes, so...
All the rules. All the nature.
Wow, who knew space had so much sexual harassment in it?
13:20 the seeds for going vtuber alrdy planted I see.
Wait... if they don't let Victor do autopsies on site...
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM!?
46:41 No Rules of Nature? SadMegamind
Well Jonathan is cool but he nothing against City Hunter (Ryo Saeba)
She looks just like Paige!!!
lethal gun *_in spaaaace_*
26:44 what are they talking about? What is this a reference to?
Jonathan and Ed are "inspired" by Mel Gibson and Danny Glover's characters in Lethal Weapon. In 2006, while he was pulled over for drunk driving, Mel Gibson called a female cop who pulled him over "sugar tits." Jonathan's line was most likely included by the translator in reference to this incident.
Sean Barker thanks for the clarification!
@@SeanBarkerNegaScott128 was that the same incident in which he said all those antisemitic things?
It isn't that we hate it when you play rules of nature, it's that your audio mixing is shit when you decide to do so. FYI making shit loud doesn't make it funny or cool...like, at all. Like that boneless pizza bit in one of the comp videos, actual dog shit. Also, im back. Nice to see you.
48:15
22:56 when pat yelled i lost it, i choked
THIS IS HYPE
I finally know the game Monster Girl Quest got its main theme from as mention in Aaox Monster Girl Quest review...
And man... why does a guy like Pat get a girl like Paige?
Its cause they're too similar.
RUBY DA CHERRY All I need is money and I, too, can get a mentally unstable skeleton slammin’ personification of a raw mustard squirt.
woolie into traps confirmed
32:13 that's his daughter, i love how Pat grits his teeth and Woolies whoops lol
10:05 a double hype moment
8:55 the angriest Pat
1:16:12 i cant say it but its such a badass line from Woolie
29:35 Pat called it
13:20 the seeds for going vtuber alrdy planted I see.