[ENG SUB] If Kuzuha were to live together with his viewers [Nijisanji]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2021
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Original stream: • 【Apex】触れておく【ランク】
Kuzuha's channel: / @kuzuha
Marshmallow: A Japanese Q&A site, where you can send users questions anonymously.
Kimagure cook: A Japanese TH-cam channel which focuses on cooking and preparing various seafood. The narrator Kaneko is known for his humorous commentary.
AEON: The largest retailer in Asia, ranging from convenience stores and supermarkets to shopping malls and specialty stores. AEON is Japan's single-largest shopping mall developer and operator.
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Lol kuzuha's house filled with many various expert people and suddenly become a country
Kuzuha picking up CEOs like it's Pokemon
random dude: im a ceo
kuzuha: 😀😀 whats your email address 😀
I need a fanart with Kuzuha’s house filled with all the people that he said lmao
watch it just be kanae dressed up in different outfits… doing different jobs around kuzuha’s house 😂
@@spaghetti7180 even better, why not just draw all of the nijiJP bois in Kzh's house? we do have a legitimate CEO
My parents : Why do you suddenly want to become a CEO ?
Me : It's complicated...
kuzuha doesnt care about gender, all he wants is someone rich to provide for him and i respect that
kuzuha was ready to marry that last guy 😂
the man just wants to live a comfortable life
even if it means he needs to be a sugar baby for multiple people
and i can respect that 😌
From leisurely thinking of getting a housemaid to wanting to become a CEO listener's sugar baby to arranging people inside shoeboxes based on their career... Kuzuha just built different
i really love kuzuha interaction with his listeners, it's always hilarious
The way he's whisper to the CEO for email address 😂😂😂
2:57 🤣
He needs a housekeeper who can cook, choose clothes for him, give him money sometimes...I'm sorry, I can't think of anyone else except kanae 😂
Lol I thought of Kanae only too 🤣
Lmao 😭 kuzuha and his listeners so hilarious 😭😭
After this stream all NEETs in Japan has become employed to support Kuzuha xD
I wonder how many people send him their email address lol
Kuzuha's harem let's gooo!! Finally a rival to Kanae's harem xD
Cleaning specialist, all I can imagine is the guys from John Wick who came to clean up the mess
kuzuha is ready to start a country on his own lol
A vampire young master having many people specializing in various fields supporting him and all living with him. This could be an anime.
LMAO Kuzuha even ready to marry them sksksk😭😭😭
5:50 caught me off guard lmsooo
Me too I was laughing so hard 😭
Alternate title: Kuzuha tries to find multiple sugar daddies and mommies
even being kuzuha's chair would be tough to be
This whole stream was hilarious, I wonder if they're really ceos 🤣 Thank you so much for the translation!!!
08:26
Kuzuha : talk about having many workers for his house.
Random team mates on chat : Chinxhin (pen*s)
Lol he even found a teacher to teach the high schooler
Alternative title: Kuzuha being relatable for 12:37
I just imagine Kuzuha screening everyone at the door and just shoving people into a random shoe closet 😂
If I had the patience and time I'd animate this, it's just too good
Please! 😂💜
1:27 i love him sm lmao
I can’t stop laughing at the shoe closet jokes. It was too funny imagining it.
Like Liver, like listeners >-< Kuzuha starts first by saying something outrageously funny and us listeners are always ready to join in because we're all on the same wavelength w
When they mentioned "Pharmacist"...
Me: 😳😳😳 I volunteer as tribute!!!
And I hope someone makes a animated floorplan of this arrangement, I wonder how they will fit in the shoe closet 😂😂😂
Thank you for your hard work!
I was smiling the entire time wwwww this is so funny
Thank you for translating this. I watched the stream real time and had a good laugh from it 🤣
wowww he watches kimagure cook too, I lowkey love that channel.
Having chefs at home is like my childhood dream lol
but srsly i shouldve continued my career to ceo.....
kuzuha rlly looking for a sugar daddy
kuzuha these people wanna marry u not share house with other 2 or 3 ceos lmaoooo
I’m a CEO, a Child Eater, Oh my...
I’m a CEO = Child Executive Over-lord
Thanks for your hard work on translating this! Otsukaresamadeshita!
Thank you!!
Thank you for the translation 🤗 I watched it real time but since my knowledge of Japanese is just from watching anime, I only understand some of it(still laugh tho) so I dont know there is one from politician family , clean specialist or nurse LOL thanks 😁
HAHAHA OMG
KUZUHA MADE AEON FAMILY HOUSEHOLD
Why is kuzuha always talking about money when it's related to having a partner? 🤣
I'm always curious about that because I don't know much about him but it's always funny when he says that he wants to marry a millionaire or an oil king or something 😂
I mean
Who wouldn’t want to be rich?
The easiest way to be rich without needing to work hard is prolly through marrying an oil king lmao
@@rikalinh9526 well yes but I thought that maybe it was part of his lore or he wanted to make something specific that requires to have tons of money www but yes I mean, who doesn't want to be rich 🤣
@@renn9331 not at all lmaooo
He just wants to be rich as hell without giving in any effort
@@rikalinh9526 lmao 😂 he is really entertaining to watch
@@rikalinh9526 it's part of his lore! he's staying in character, i doubt that he actually would do any of this for real. that's why he's talking about blood too. he's making it clear that all of this has to do with his lore specifically.
So he wants a sugar parent 👍🏼
👌🏼
And he’s getting offers ✅
Brb gonna reapply for pharmacy degree coz i quit midway just so I can live in Kuzuha’s shoe closet :D