[ENG SUB] If Kuzuha were to live together with his viewers [Nijisanji]

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  • @Maggie-ec3ej
    @Maggie-ec3ej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    My parents : Why do you suddenly want to become a CEO ?
    Me : It's complicated...

  • @RhyeSachi
    @RhyeSachi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    random dude: im a ceo
    kuzuha: 😀😀 whats your email address 😀

  • @tehra8463
    @tehra8463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Lol kuzuha's house filled with many various expert people and suddenly become a country

    • @ralph4084
      @ralph4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Kuzuha picking up CEOs like it's Pokemon

  • @lovesick_loser
    @lovesick_loser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    kuzuha doesnt care about gender, all he wants is someone rich to provide for him and i respect that

  • @rikalinh9526
    @rikalinh9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I need a fanart with Kuzuha’s house filled with all the people that he said lmao

    • @spaghetti7180
      @spaghetti7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      watch it just be kanae dressed up in different outfits… doing different jobs around kuzuha’s house 😂

    • @rikalinh9526
      @rikalinh9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@spaghetti7180 even better, why not just draw all of the nijiJP bois in Kzh's house? we do have a legitimate CEO

  • @kachikufrvr8818
    @kachikufrvr8818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    kuzuha was ready to marry that last guy 😂
    the man just wants to live a comfortable life
    even if it means he needs to be a sugar baby for multiple people
    and i can respect that 😌

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    From leisurely thinking of getting a housemaid to wanting to become a CEO listener's sugar baby to arranging people inside shoeboxes based on their career... Kuzuha just built different

  • @20meu21
    @20meu21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    He needs a housekeeper who can cook, choose clothes for him, give him money sometimes...I'm sorry, I can't think of anyone else except kanae 😂

    • @hoecheng3633
      @hoecheng3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lol I thought of Kanae only too 🤣

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    After this stream all NEETs in Japan has become employed to support Kuzuha xD
    I wonder how many people send him their email address lol
    Kuzuha's harem let's gooo!! Finally a rival to Kanae's harem xD
    Cleaning specialist, all I can imagine is the guys from John Wick who came to clean up the mess

  • @annesssse
    @annesssse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    i really love kuzuha interaction with his listeners, it's always hilarious

  • @blackevolette2044
    @blackevolette2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Lmao 😭 kuzuha and his listeners so hilarious 😭😭

  • @augustkoyos
    @augustkoyos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The way he's whisper to the CEO for email address 😂😂😂

  • @hyphenocean
    @hyphenocean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A vampire young master having many people specializing in various fields supporting him and all living with him. This could be an anime.

  • @okzzzzz
    @okzzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Alternate title: Kuzuha tries to find multiple sugar daddies and mommies

  • @ismynamethatimportant782
    @ismynamethatimportant782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    kuzuha is ready to start a country on his own lol

  • @dannn8785
    @dannn8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    even being kuzuha's chair would be tough to be

  • @whycchi5204
    @whycchi5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This whole stream was hilarious, I wonder if they're really ceos 🤣 Thank you so much for the translation!!!

  • @baindex6861
    @baindex6861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    5:50 caught me off guard lmsooo

    • @IncognitoColors
      @IncognitoColors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too I was laughing so hard 😭

  • @synonon
    @synonon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    08:26
    Kuzuha : talk about having many workers for his house.
    Random team mates on chat : Chinxhin (pen*s)

  • @daniela.R2549
    @daniela.R2549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol he even found a teacher to teach the high schooler

  • @priestessinred
    @priestessinred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Alternative title: Kuzuha being relatable for 12:37
    I just imagine Kuzuha screening everyone at the door and just shoving people into a random shoe closet 😂

  • @midogoat
    @midogoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If I had the patience and time I'd animate this, it's just too good

  • @yuujikun712
    @yuujikun712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can’t stop laughing at the shoe closet jokes. It was too funny imagining it.

  • @tanghunoo
    @tanghunoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:27 i love him sm lmao

  • @fiiin
    @fiiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Like Liver, like listeners >-< Kuzuha starts first by saying something outrageously funny and us listeners are always ready to join in because we're all on the same wavelength w

  • @yuuzelthyc9683
    @yuuzelthyc9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Thank you for your hard work!
    I was smiling the entire time wwwww this is so funny

  • @sakissno
    @sakissno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Thank you for translating this. I watched the stream real time and had a good laugh from it 🤣

  • @rink5870
    @rink5870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    wowww he watches kimagure cook too, I lowkey love that channel.

  • @Coco-sx7qi
    @Coco-sx7qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When they mentioned "Pharmacist"...
    Me: 😳😳😳 I volunteer as tribute!!!

    • @Coco-sx7qi
      @Coco-sx7qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And I hope someone makes a animated floorplan of this arrangement, I wonder how they will fit in the shoe closet 😂😂😂

  • @nobodysignificant4967
    @nobodysignificant4967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    kuzuha these people wanna marry u not share house with other 2 or 3 ceos lmaoooo

  • @hiiragihasmanywaifu
    @hiiragihasmanywaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Having chefs at home is like my childhood dream lol
    but srsly i shouldve continued my career to ceo.....

  • @十0七
    @十0七 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HAHAHA OMG
    KUZUHA MADE AEON FAMILY HOUSEHOLD

  • @goldenfluff868
    @goldenfluff868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you for the translation 🤗 I watched it real time but since my knowledge of Japanese is just from watching anime, I only understand some of it(still laugh tho) so I dont know there is one from politician family , clean specialist or nurse LOL thanks 😁

  • @angiewu8294
    @angiewu8294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    kuzuha rlly looking for a sugar daddy

  • @angelanguyen8515
    @angelanguyen8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you!!

  • @White-tq3si
    @White-tq3si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m a CEO, a Child Eater, Oh my...
    I’m a CEO = Child Executive Over-lord

  • @MB-xj8jv
    @MB-xj8jv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brb gonna reapply for pharmacy degree coz i quit midway just so I can live in Kuzuha’s shoe closet :D

  • @Kai-vi9fk
    @Kai-vi9fk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So he wants a sugar parent 👍🏼
    👌🏼
    And he’s getting offers ✅

  • @renn9331
    @renn9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Why is kuzuha always talking about money when it's related to having a partner? 🤣
    I'm always curious about that because I don't know much about him but it's always funny when he says that he wants to marry a millionaire or an oil king or something 😂

    • @rikalinh9526
      @rikalinh9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean
      Who wouldn’t want to be rich?
      The easiest way to be rich without needing to work hard is prolly through marrying an oil king lmao

    • @renn9331
      @renn9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rikalinh9526 well yes but I thought that maybe it was part of his lore or he wanted to make something specific that requires to have tons of money www but yes I mean, who doesn't want to be rich 🤣

    • @rikalinh9526
      @rikalinh9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@renn9331 not at all lmaooo
      He just wants to be rich as hell without giving in any effort

    • @renn9331
      @renn9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rikalinh9526 lmao 😂 he is really entertaining to watch

    • @bluesmilet
      @bluesmilet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rikalinh9526 it's part of his lore! he's staying in character, i doubt that he actually would do any of this for real. that's why he's talking about blood too. he's making it clear that all of this has to do with his lore specifically.