Upgrading Him To Hit Speeds No Creature Ever Should
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 เม.ย. 2021
- Upgrading Things Until I Can Hit Super Speed
Today I send my Bison to super speeds with all the upgrades I can buy. Bouncing off the candies proves profitable and the money bags mean even more upgrades. It's not easy being a luchador in this economy. - เกม
DF's upload schedule is like playing the lottery, you never actually know when its going to happen but you're very excited when it does.
i mean its pretty consistent but okay
Maybe they meant the game he’s playing?
This man states true facts
After i lost my life's savings on lottery and gambling i'm not very excited when i see another machine
Facts.
Fun fact: if you hit the opponents when they do their “taunt” you get a crit. For Harry bow-tie it’s when he’s screaming, for bernerds it’s when he points at you and for the beat see bunny it’s when he’s in the air. And so on and so forth with future bosses.
@Kay Mobile what is the game
Whats the game called
@@Max-nb1iq burrito bison, its a mobile classic imo
@@rua5910 i played all 3 burrito bison, and i cant believe they are really old even tho im 16 year old
What is this game called
Life cycle of a DF:
Max out big numbers
Farm
Launch random mammals into space
Murder entire civilizations
Evolve into the ultimate life ending creature
Retire and become a fishing cat
Reincarnate and redo.
Natural geographic
Facts
and divorce...
Where's the part of losing all those big numbers to a gambling addiction?
@@Zillionman2010 it's under the max out big numbers thing. Becuase with gambling he tries to get the biggest numbers
more and more slowly the thumbnails become mobile madness
I love it too.
They are made to make us mad that they purposely fail easy puzzles to make us upset and prove them wrong by playing their game.
The last like 10 videos have had effectively the same thumbnail, it’s getting a little old tbh
1 year later: Dangerouslymobile
I don't really mind he's not clickbaiting us.
Ad:we need gamer dna, upgrade humanity through gaming.
Him: let's kill some gummy bears.
Df trust me if you get yourself in the clouds you get to dish out all the extra pain
He's been playing the games from my middle school years. Learn to Fly and Burrito Bison. Now all he needs is to play Haunt the House.
The way he miss uses the powers hurts my soul XD
same here haha
Not nearly as bad as him saying “that run was work 300,000” when that’s just his total gold
@@mnotfamous4044 oh true haha😂
Ikr😭
@@mnotfamous4044 bro it was annoying me so bad I just had to come to the comments to see if anyone else felt the same😂😂
Who's gonna tell him he's not actually getting the chest with that key
Not me.
I used to play this game back then on my mobile as a kid and it lowkey made me happy DF is playing it rightnow
Same
Same bro I still play this game tho
Same
what's the game called? kinda wanna try it myself now
@@LoreleiBlaine look up Burrito Bison Launcha Libre
Although the Stardew Valley era is a distant memory, you still have that chaos only the Pam can withstand. Thanks DF.
*cue Funeral March*
Only original gangsters remember when 99% of his uploads were stardew valley.
Perfect timing bro your voice is so soothing that I go to sleep and then I wake to “This sentence is grammatically correct,” love the vids man!!
Lol the grammerly add😂😂
Its always a good day when DF starts killing more things
You have such a great profile picture.
@@PestilentAllosaurus thank you, I don't remember where i found it i wanna find it to set it as my pfp for other things all i know is its a vid on shovel knight and the guy accidentally said shuckle knight and showed this
I can certainly tell this is a game you love already. MURDER.
+ it's basically no limit for how long can you play and he can kill an unlimited amount of gummy bears
@@natanbratan350 the amount of times I have prestiged in this game is insane and I still haven't reached the endgame....
@@mr_confuse lol same
Also I'm on loop (the cracks) 22 rn
whats the name of the game ?
Your videos make me happy and make me use time, especially during these hard times. Thank you DF
Key wizard description: "tap three times"
DF: _That won't stop me because I can't read!_
This guy is growing so fast oml
When you don't use your slam I die inside. I played this game for nearly a year and it hurts to watch someone play it with out knowing all the mechanics. I need to watch you play more so you get better!
Dude I REALLY enjoyed watching this a ton for some reason. This was a 20 min video that honestly seemed like it was 5 minute cause I was enjoying it so much.
Kinda the same experience as playing the old games. This new mobile game version seems to still have the charm of it though, so the death of Flash has not ended this game's existence.
Holy hell. This game was the only thing that helped keep me sane in 11th grade English class where my teacher gave us nothing but busy work EVERY class. This takes me back!
Whats the game called
“I really like a game where the more you kill, the more successful you’ll be” -DF
*doom eternal music plays*
EazySpeezy: I'm gonna speed run this game.
DF: I'm gonna break it.
what game is this
Dayum I used to watch these videos a few years ago and recently checked out the channel again and apparently my man is killing it with the views. Nice to see always thought it was a little dangerous how funny he is.
This game brings back so many memories.. I remember discovering it in 2009 when I was driving over the road in northern california.
I can't miss a dangerously funny video of this channel man.😂
Edit: Please do more vids about Legends of idleon :)
Oh boiiii my body is ready for DF asmr
this was hilariously mind-numbing and I love it pls do more.
Nobody would expect a video about this game, but this is why I subscribed.
DF is talking about how fast he is but he's not talking about how fast the gummy bears are.
If Df likes these, he should play the OG Kitten Cannon, or my favorite Toss the Turtle
Some tips for this one: if you hit them while they're posing (beaster bunny in the air or green gummy while he's shouting) you get a guaranteed crit.
You need to keep tapping to fly the key into the chest for gumdalf.
When you land on the prickly pear gummy tap as fast as you can (you'll understand why once you do).
Use green lady (the character) to latch onto power ups since she auto finds the nearest good one with her slam.
I can't remember but I think you can use your leftover slams in the cake wall.
YES, THANK YOU for playing this! I loved this game.
Maybe do Toss The Turtle next?
DF's pretty dedicated jumping from game to game for our enjoyment. love the vids!
Go back to when he did series and interacted with his viewers trust me the channel was better
@@Fiveyin what series are you talking about
BTW series is plural in my sentence
@@ezrastewart543 He did multiplayer stardew and even during single player he talked to his viewers. Same with don't starve, subnotica ect,ect. Honestly look at his channel around 2017 to 2019 he's more interactive with the viewers around then.
@@Fiveyin fair enough
Him not buying the extra slams when he had the money to drove me mad
He barely used the slams too XD
He never used them🤬🤬🤬🤬
Got to save up for the stuff you like to use heck Captain Sauce avoided the clouds for 80% of his videos always staying low and bouncing off the dirt
i love this guys voice, its very calming, i needed this
I never realized how much of a perfect match this is
“I only killed one of them”
DF 2021
I remember this game from way back when I was a kid, I hope DF plays the sequel
Yeah I think the original was Flash
I believe this is the sequel.
What is the game called
@@cashmoney1151 burrito bison
@@sg2126 this isn't the first 2 so what is this one called?
I remember I use to always play this games instead of doing my school work, I miss those days
Yoooo! Love the vids DF keep up the good work and take a break if you ever need one
I miss the times where he uploaded his pc specs in the description
I love it when he plays my childhood games
what is it called
fuse your favourite TH-camr with your childhood and everything is good
What’s it called
Oooh i loved playing this game! I hope you finish it!
This guy is literally my favourite TH-camr because he is very funny and does really funny edits and just uploads daily and the craziest thing is he hasn’t been a youtuber for even merely 1 year
Df has to upload more of the "cat goes fishing"
This man knows the games to play
What’s it called I need this
@@chicharron336 Burrito Bison, I've played it on Android
@@joaquingarcia102 same but thanks
but not how to play them
(and this is the third game in the series, Burrito Bison Launcha Libre)
Wow. The new cat cannon game is really looking great!
Cool video I love this game thanks for playing it !
Do u know the name of the game
The naruto music killed me
It's the voice seems so innocent and the dark personalty for me
I LOVED this game so much. I used to not pay attention in class and hop right onto cool math games and play it
You’re very addicting. Idk if it’s the voice or videos, but love it regardless
Every time I watch this guy I feel like I’m gonna hear hey guys it josh at the beginning of the video
I 100% agree
I agree too
Is this a Lets Game It Out comment?
@@thedentedmilk yes
It's a treat seeing DF playing games from the time of old. Only smiles here people, only smiles.
18:12 bro the music in the background tho 😂👌
I can't believe this game is a mobile game now, I remember when we used to play this on the school computers whenever we were allowed to have a break. Or we would sneak it on the library computers, and you'd have one person watching out for the librarian
Only thing on DF's mind is money and murder
he has murder on his mid
*mind
The fact that he never tapped to get the treasure chests, and didn't upgrade his boss fights made me sooooo mad.
Great vid DF keep it up!
Ty for reminding me about this game
_"How many random games do you wanna play?"_
DF; _"A B S O L U T E L Y Y E S !"_
He thought he was getting his total amount of money every time lol
R.i.p
Looking forward to the next episode of this one. Nostalgia from my own playthrough
There are multiple characters which hold different abilities and it’s hard to tell but Burrito Bison’s ability is that he looses less speed when hitting the GROUND (Ground and not the gummies).
Tip:You do more damage to bosses when you hit them RIGHT AFTER their animation plays.
He’s going about as fast as me clicking the like button
Haven't even watched the video yet smh.
@@icoughed4991 why are you assuming?
@@yuliya2815 well the video is longer than the comment has been there
@@pettiguy2702 and?
@@yuliya2815 *@I coughed* said they haven't watched it, not *@Petti Guy* hasnt
I love how after this entire video he still doesn't know how to do a critical hit
He didn’t seem to figure out quite a few things, but it is nice to know he goes in completely blind or is just too lazy to do things right.
Or how to properly use the special attacks. XD
what game is this? also saw steam notif in bottom right.
@@GuillySoulStarThePinkMagi burrito bison launcha libre or something like that! It's been a mobile game, might be on PC by now, dunno
@@homers1999 you can just play it online because it's not flash
Hit the gummy bears bosses when they do their special moves
The only thing I look forward to lately are your videos and that says something about myself
I'm simple I see a DF vid every day I click
I like how df’s thumbnails are reaching mobile ad levels of visuals.
I really can't figure out why I like watching your videos so much.
I'm glad you played this game! It's my favorite! Cant wait to see how you break it.
What’s the name
@@Smuel_Is_Cool Burrito Bison
Df been playing more flash games than gradeschool me on summer break.
Its actually not flash which is nice because you can still play it online
Watching DF misunderstand the key and chest dynamic because he cant read is a mood, lol
Hit it three times, not one bud. Good luck! Maybe some day you'll get it haha
Wow, I haven't played that game in a while. Brings back so many memories!
What the name
God this is such a good game, to help with the gummy slaughter there’s a specific animation or freeze your opponents will do. When you do you will do a Crit (the Tacorazzi guarantee that to happen, plus you will know on when the right time to hit them too.) and once you defeat tha opponent you get a decent chunk of change a little extra speed.
Also if you wanna try something similar, may I recommend on playing Super Toss the Turtle since you send a turtle flying, shoot him to go further and get cash for how far you go.
Day two of asking for a df and blitz collab pls
agree it would be awsome
Notifications have failed me many times...But one day, I will be first.
Why do I love watchin this guy
if you wanna continue playing this game, here's some tips
1. Crits aren't random, their activation is based on the pose the enemy has when you hit them
2. Bison can fall from great height to basically slam, while others can't
3. Pineapple hooks onto special gummies below you so you won't miss them
4. Chicken guy floats a little bit if you hold the click and slams when you release it
5. Special character has all the other launchador's traits
Idk why but his voice is so soothing like idk why but it is to me. Can anyone relate?😅
first
Nobody loves you.
Aw man
Except you’re not
I remember when I first watched this game when I was seven and now I'm looking at it again
I'm second
Glad to see a childhood game brought up again
I used to love tis game. great game, great channel, keep up the good work! :)
dude, I love this game it gets really fun the farther you get into the game.
what is this game called??
DF is that one content creator with the most neutral content that I genuinely enjoy watching.
Eeeeeee!! He did the thing and played the game!!! You rock sir!
You won’t believe it. I downloaded *this very game* yesterday and today DF puts out a video... Amazing.
I have been waiting for you to play this!
ur channel is growingg soo fast congrats!
Thank you for playing this game. Now I find a game on thw phone that does not spam ads every second and is not a dang clicker
Just as a heads up the luchador has a slam attack but the scranny wrestler has a grabber to what is right under you it can be used to combo special things like punchers and rockets and stuff and another tip is to not have slams left if possible because you can get power ups while using them you also get more distance meaning more money
Him not using the slams was causing physical pain
Burrito Bison, my Flash childhood.
Never was able to play this one though.
Dude this is like that one kid trying to make the best papper airpland
1:54 love that u added that sound effect.
I remember when we'd play this in shop class. Good times
He, DF. A little tip: you can use your rocket boosts in the wall to get farther and eat more cake!
Additional hints: pineapple spank grapples the best gummy she sees, but only if it's underneath her; everything explodes if you manage to use it correctly, like three punches in the ground, the golden barrel, etc; el pollo will rise a little if you hold the button, burrito bison will do a rocket-like effect if you go high, but anyone can do so from the sky; wanna bears give you a rocket each; the taco keeps opponents taunting, the chili explodes to try and save you, and the bottle gives 3 extra rockets; that should be just about everything you need to know .
Oh no, df, you're playing a game that has no end