I think it won best picture against “Brokeback Mountain.” I seem to remember every critic hated this movie and they were super pissed when it won best picture, probably because it made money.
One small note, the store owner didnt just give the guy blanks because he hated him. He explained all of the ammunition to the daughter, and realizing the red box was blanks she asked for them. The guy even asks "do you know what those are?" He was fully prepared to give them actual ammo, but the daughter knew better.
I saw this in a theater with a group of friends when it came out. One said that "this film was nothing more than a feature-length, Hollywood budget After School Special." She could not have been more spot on.
I had a college professor who showed parts of this movie in a class I took in 2018. She was fully convinced that this movie both stood the test of time, and taught valuable lessons.
"Pulling her out of the car is when they let the Little Mermaid be black!". Dude the way I CACKLED when you guys said that was unreal! Love these commentaries!
I love how the guy your talking to assumed the bullet proof invisible cloak you can't feel is real rather than something being wrong with the gun...lol
Wouldn't it be wild if a movie went that direction. Completely grounded stuff up until the very end, and then "bam, magic is real. No we will not elaborate."
I never saw this but my parents did, in fact it might have been the last movie they saw together, and I distinctly remember my dad thinking it was kinda stupid except that he loved Ludacris' performance. He kept saying the rap business was dragging Ludacris down and he should focus on his film career.
That year at the oscars, they introduced all the nominated best picture movies with interpretive dances. The one for Crash had the dancers reenact the frisking sexual assault part. So funny
The daughter told the gun shop owner to give him the blanks. She asked for the red box, he asked her if she knew what they were, she said she knew what she was doing.
I know nobody cares. But the gun shop guy didn’t sell blanks to the Persian guy because he didn’t trust him. The Persians daughter told him to give her “that box” the gun shop owner asked her do you know what those are. And she told him to give it to her anyway. The daughter was against buy the gun and it’s implied she knowingly bought the blanks so that her father wouldn’t hurt anyone. But she also could have just bought the blanks not knowing they were blanks and the shop owner asked her if she knew what they were, and just sold them to her when she insisted. Crash is such a great movie and the seen with the little girl made me cry like a little B*tch. And still does whenever I rewatch it.
This format is insane and you guys have killer chemistry and charisma. This could be one of the most popular shows on the platform imo. (imagine if they had uploaded this back in the old TH-cam days - everyone would have known about it.)
Crash was one of the Oscar-iest Bait-iest movies I’ve ever seen! “We’re checking ALL the muthafu@kin’ boxes, baby!!!” -the filmmakers, March 2005 (few months before release)
Yeah I only saw this once but I seem to remember her pointing to the bullets and saying just gimme a box of those and the store owner asking her "do you know what these are?" and she's like just give them to me. I took it as the daughter thinks all bullets are the same and we're supposed to think that they're hollow points or something but it turns out they're actually blanks. Maybe the daughter was supposed to have known they were blanks though, that never occurred to me.
I really enjoy your videos. Hilarious. However, the gun store owner didn't give him blanks cuz he was racist. The daughter specifically asked for them so her dad couldn't do something stupid.
This reminds me of when Nick would go on disorangized and unhinged rants about movies on Cumtown, but these rants are well organized and sufficiently hinged
Holy shit, my memory had rewritten the blanks into the storyline as “Persian Lady asks for blanks so Persian Guy can at least scare someone” not just “Racism solved it”
Upon rewatching it, I think that she probably asked for the blanks on purpose, actually. But in defense of my original interpretation, it is left somewhat ambiguous. The truth is whatever gets us to a joke!
IRRC the store owner tells the lady she needs to pick what kind of bullets they want. She points to some and the clerk ask if she knows what they are and she says yes. Still ambiguous though
@@mierardi88 Well, much like with comedies, torture porn tends not to do that well at the Oscars - despite 3 nominees it had. Oscar nominations are not dictated by the year the movie comes out but by the year they start playing - in Los Angeles County. Which is why Crash was nominated for 2006 Oscars (coming out in 2005, in US) while The Passion of the Christ was nominated for 2005 Oscars, as it came out in 2004. And it won nothing cause it is a gimmick movie with nothing to say, no different than dozens of cheap Jesus movies coming out each year for the purposes of money laundering - apart from the torture porn and everyone learning their lines phonetically.
In a way this is an excellent example of "You can spin any story however the fuck you want" with the conclusion that racism is the solution to the problems
This show is hilarious, however as a movie buff, i have to intervene here. The daughter of the Middle Eastern dude bought the blanks because she knew her father was an over reactive A-Hole and shouldnt have access to bullets, and she was right in the end. Plus the gun shop owner seemed to agree.
AND... this thing won BEST PICTURE that year, over Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, and Munich. 🙄 Don't say we haven't made any progress.
Enjoyed Munich as well, good movie, but not Oscar worthy I'd say (however these days the Oscars aren't Oscar worthy, reputation of the Oscars is in tatters.
TRUE STORY: When this came out, I was in high school and wasn't up to speed with current films. Classmates were praising this movie that they had just seen (not really describing much detail, but they talked about a car crash scene. Me being me, I interrupt them and ask: Are you guys seriously praising a film about getting sexually aroused from car crashes?!? And oh boy, did they not watch Cronenberg's Crash. LOL
The one positive I will give this movie is that it got a LOT of people to rent a film released earlier by the same name, but a very, very, very, very.........very different theme. (It's an NC-17 movie about car accident sex. Same guy who wrote "Empire of the Sun"? Did a car fuckin' book.)
Yeah it's written by JG Ballard. And directed by David Cronenberg. It's honestly one of my favorite movies (I'm a big fan of Cronenberg) despite its very strange premise (and it's VERY uncomfortable), it has WAY more metaphorical depth (despite not really trying to) than the 2004 Crash, which tries to be so "deep" and fails.
It was actually the Persian's daughter who chose to buy blanks, but for the purpose of humor, I prefer "the racist gun owner sold him blanks" narrative.
And actually she didn't even "choose" blanks he just sold her the bullets she pointed to and he tried to warn her. So even more luck, accidental, and not racist. But i do love the new canon.
This is hilarious just 2 get that out of the way...but the gun store owner didn't give him blanks because he didn't like Iraqi's. The daughter actually requested the blanks purposely 2 protect her father from himself.
@@EbonyPope that ultimately the white cop gets redeemed because he saved the woman he SA but now he’s a hero? It’s stupid . It’s literally like that Dave Chappelle bit.
I was in jail in Cleveland like ten years ago. And this guy is telling me about this movie Crash coming on tv later and how great it is. Its gonna blow my mind, etc. I watched it and literally was like “watching this movie was the worst part of jail” 😂
I rented this when it came out on DVD. That scene where they're complaining about the white woman thinking they'll rob her, then they rob her? That's when I turned the movie off. This movie was BS when it came out
lol I was thinking this was the controversial 1996 movie Crash which I heard was so weird and full of freaky sex scenes. Then I see all these good actors listed and I was getting confused as to why they did this movie and then it turns out there were 2 movies named crash in 10 years.....
Noooo. the daughter of the Persian told the racist store owner to sell him the blanks. he was even like you sure? her role was super important and so often glossed over.
I think the only scenario I thought was powerful in this movie was the Mexican handyman being racially profiled by Sandra Bullocks character demanding her husband finds a new locksmith that doesn't look like a gangster. Then the next scene you see he's a doting dad who just wants a safe environment for his daughter (the invisible cloak scene). Apart from that, I was really baffled that this won best picture over Brokeback Mountain.
So showing white racism which is basically non existent compared to all the other rampant racism especially from the black community is what they should’ve done? Nah you sound racist af lol you only like whites being called out. And you gay
Ok so im pretty sure tge gun store owner did not makiciously give the guy blanks. The guy's daughter bought the blanks on purpose to protect agai st exactly this situation. Thats why the gun shop guy asks her if she knows what those bullets are.
Yes they got that wrong about the gun store owner. I noticed that too. The daughter didnt want her Dad to do something he regretted. Love this channel, love this movie but had to point that out!
It was the Persian man's DAUGHTER that requested the blanks for his gun, because she didn't want her father to go kill someone. It wasn't the gun store owner.
Crash was so freakin' emotional when I saw it in theaters! The musical score really heightened the experience, leaving me sobbing. But it was so emotional that I'm not sure I watched the movie again, despite buying the DVD when it became available. Thanks for adding some levity to my memory of a movie that left me emotionally exhausted.
She knew that the bullets were blanks. He even asked her if she knew what they were. She knew it was the best safety for her father who shouldn’t have been buying a gun.
Maybe there's a longer patreon version of this, but you missed out the point at which the black guy who is so angry about the stereotyping he believes he's receiving and then proceeds to prove people right about it, is literally offered the option to sell some people into slavey. He says no, so clearly he's reached enlightenment - bar set very high here.
Brilliant! I remember renting this movie and it turned out to be the Cronenberg Crash with James Spader, and I was like...wtf is this? ANyway, would you consider doing the movie 9-5? I think that would be a great one for you guys. (Side note: I served David Cronenberg at the restaurant where I worked in Toronto. He was very polite and quiet.)
Was it the gun store owner who gave him the blank bullets? Cuz I was always under the impression that the daughter was the one who bought them so that her dad wouldn't do something stupid that he would regret? It's been like 10 plus years since I've seen this tho
You're right. I watched this movie and remembered that part. It was the daughter that bought and loaded it with blanks knowing her father didn't understand English. I would've thought these guys genuinely watched and reviewed the movie but it's like an AI recap with an over the top laughing track to tell you which part is funny. Technology is evolving
The worst part about this movie is there's a FAR better movie from 1996 with James Spader, also called Crash, that this movie completely overshadowed. Every time i tell people to watch Crash i have to emphasise that it's the 90s one about people who get turned on by car crashes. (The good Crash movie is 100% bonkers but in a good way lol)
Ikr? I was so confused about what this movie was about for the longest time, because I didn't realize there were 2 movies from around the same time with the same name.
Something that brings me much joy is that there’s probably a fair few people that wanted to watch this movie but accidentally ended watching the Cronenberg Crash and had absolutely no idea what they getting themselves into
There was a Hollywood video in my neighborhood growing up that gave me and my friends movie posters . This ' Crash' was one of them. I had the poster on my wall for years before I ever saw it.
@@NorthernWisconsinandStuff Preach brother. Share this channel. We have to spread the word. It's just too good. Of by the way good unknown movies. Do you know Sorcerer? Has nothing to do with fantasy. With Roy Scheider who did Jaws in the lead role and the director of the Exorcist (Friedkin). Man I was blown away. It's one of the best movies I have ever seen I'm serious. I'm telling everyone and their grandma about it.
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Crash is the movie equivalent of someone writing the words "Racism Exists" on a 2x4 and beating you with it for just under two hours
I think it won best picture against “Brokeback Mountain.” I seem to remember every critic hated this movie and they were super pissed when it won best picture, probably because it made money.
@@Jamietheroadrunneri remember this movie being a critical darling.
So Crash is 2015 - 2022?
@@kestrel1234 2004 lol. We all were aware of it, but no one knew how to portray it without exclamation marks. Great TAG
@andrewboteler7522 pretty sure he means how everyone sports team or activist writes "end racism" or other dumb slogans nowadays
One small note, the store owner didnt just give the guy blanks because he hated him. He explained all of the ammunition to the daughter, and realizing the red box was blanks she asked for them. The guy even asks "do you know what those are?" He was fully prepared to give them actual ammo, but the daughter knew better.
The gun store guy didn't GIVE blanks. The guys daughter bought them deliberately.
Please never stop doing this.
I hope this channel blows up... you deserve it.
I remember the day I thought I rented the controversial Cronenberg thriller and got this
So glad I randomly found this channel. lmao. These are hilarious. Watching the whole collection
Thank you!
Crash walked so Dhar Mann could run.
Exactly lmao
Run is an understatement
I saw this in a theater with a group of friends when it came out. One said that "this film was nothing more than a feature-length, Hollywood budget After School Special." She could not have been more spot on.
I had a college professor who showed parts of this movie in a class I took in 2018. She was fully convinced that this movie both stood the test of time, and taught valuable lessons.
It did
Had to write a paper on this after watching this as an assignment in a class…
One of those movies that made you reassess a friendship when you found out someone you knew liked it.
This dumpster fire of a movie won the best picture Oscar. It’s probably the worst best picture ever.
Nope it was actually a great movie that trolls dump on for no reason
"Pulling her out of the car is when they let the Little Mermaid be black!". Dude the way I CACKLED when you guys said that was unreal! Love these commentaries!
I love how the guy your talking to assumed the bullet proof invisible cloak you can't feel is real rather than something being wrong with the gun...lol
Wouldn't it be wild if a movie went that direction. Completely grounded stuff up until the very end, and then "bam, magic is real. No we will not elaborate."
Birdman kinda ends that way. Metaphorical and all, but yea.
This movie made Michael Pena. He was in everything that needed a Latino actor after this
@@plr2473 too bad he's literally the worst.
@@kozy15xwhy?
Crash from David Cronenberg has aged surprisingly better.
Who saw that coming? 😂
I never saw this but my parents did, in fact it might have been the last movie they saw together, and I distinctly remember my dad thinking it was kinda stupid except that he loved Ludacris' performance. He kept saying the rap business was dragging Ludacris down and he should focus on his film career.
That little mermaid joke sent me. Lifetime fan, absolutely hilarious.
Thank you!
I AM ROLLING
oh theres a movie called crash that isn't the cronenberg erotic car crash one
The book the croenenburg movie is based on its well worth reading.
If you're a pervert like me that is.
The Persian daughter was the one who wanted blanks for her dad’s gun. So the dad wouldnt hurt himself or anyone else 👍🏽
That year at the oscars, they introduced all the nominated best picture movies with interpretive dances. The one for Crash had the dancers reenact the frisking sexual assault part. So funny
Actually, it was the daughter of the Persian man who asked for blanks.
Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed this.
True. But that’s not funny.
The daughter told the gun shop owner to give him the blanks. She asked for the red box, he asked her if she knew what they were, she said she knew what she was doing.
I know nobody cares. But the gun shop guy didn’t sell blanks to the Persian guy because he didn’t trust him. The Persians daughter told him to give her “that box” the gun shop owner asked her do you know what those are. And she told him to give it to her anyway. The daughter was against buy the gun and it’s implied she knowingly bought the blanks so that her father wouldn’t hurt anyone. But she also could have just bought the blanks not knowing they were blanks and the shop owner asked her if she knew what they were, and just sold them to her when she insisted. Crash is such a great movie and the seen with the little girl made me cry like a little B*tch. And still does whenever I rewatch it.
This is true but this guys recollection is far funnier for the payoff
@@splashpit Well, I can’t argue with that.
i nearly choked!!!! "thats when we let the little mermaid be black." omg!!!!
really nailed it with the actual crash analogy in my honest opinion
Best series ever. Can't stop watching these.
Thank you!
This format is insane and you guys have killer chemistry and charisma. This could be one of the most popular shows on the platform imo. (imagine if they had uploaded this back in the old TH-cam days - everyone would have known about it.)
Thank you so much!
Crash was one of the Oscar-iest Bait-iest movies I’ve ever seen!
“We’re checking ALL the muthafu@kin’ boxes, baby!!!”
-the filmmakers, March 2005 (few months before release)
Before the term "woke" was coined came the movie Crash, which was instead called "aggressively obvious."
this is like Cumtown but I can talk about it in public
Holy shit I remember Oprah gushing over this when I was a kid. I always thought it looked awful, thanks for the validation lmao
"People are so racist!" - Proceeds to act like a stereotype.
They were blanks because his daughter bought them, specifically.
Yeah I only saw this once but I seem to remember her pointing to the bullets and saying just gimme a box of those and the store owner asking her "do you know what these are?" and she's like just give them to me. I took it as the daughter thinks all bullets are the same and we're supposed to think that they're hollow points or something but it turns out they're actually blanks. Maybe the daughter was supposed to have known they were blanks though, that never occurred to me.
@@TimTebonerThe daughter knew they were blanks. She was against the whole idea of even getting a gun so she wanted blanks.
Uh, the daughter asked for the blanks because she didnt think her father owning a gun was a good idea.
That's right, I remember that now.
I really enjoy your videos. Hilarious.
However, the gun store owner didn't give him blanks cuz he was racist. The daughter specifically asked for them so her dad couldn't do something stupid.
ive watched like 6 or 7 of these videos in a row. what a great channel find you guys are hilarious
Same!!!
Me too! The algorithm is surely swinging their way.
Thank you!
1:35 "pre-fat brendan frasier" is a phrase I enjoyed wayyy too much
The daughter of the hidden Persian bought the blanks for the gun.
The clerk clarified what they were
Thank you for correcting that scene.
This reminds me of when Nick would go on disorangized and unhinged rants about movies on Cumtown, but these rants are well organized and sufficiently hinged
I love Nick! He can spin a story❤
Holy shit, my memory had rewritten the blanks into the storyline as “Persian Lady asks for blanks so Persian Guy can at least scare someone” not just “Racism solved it”
Upon rewatching it, I think that she probably asked for the blanks on purpose, actually. But in defense of my original interpretation, it is left somewhat ambiguous. The truth is whatever gets us to a joke!
@@thisagedgreat I think you might be closer, that movie's a goddamn mess.
IRRC the store owner tells the lady she needs to pick what kind of bullets they want. She points to some and the clerk ask if she knows what they are and she says yes. Still ambiguous though
@@nickerickson250 AHAAA! So we're basically all correct!
That movie beat out Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Goodnight and Good Luck, and Munich for best film...for some (Harvey Weinstein) reason
Oh and PS: The Passion of the Christ came out that year and...was not nominated for anything
@@mierardi88 Well, much like with comedies, torture porn tends not to do that well at the Oscars - despite 3 nominees it had.
Oscar nominations are not dictated by the year the movie comes out but by the year they start playing - in Los Angeles County.
Which is why Crash was nominated for 2006 Oscars (coming out in 2005, in US) while The Passion of the Christ was nominated for 2005 Oscars, as it came out in 2004.
And it won nothing cause it is a gimmick movie with nothing to say, no different than dozens of cheap Jesus movies coming out each year for the purposes of money laundering - apart from the torture porn and everyone learning their lines phonetically.
Nice try troll he wasnt involved in this.
All those movies suck
The Persians daughter bought the blanks on purpose
no, she didn't. Racism saved the day as it always does.
@@ghfudrs93uuu lol
There's so much more in this movie to dissect. We need a part 2 on YT.
In a way this is an excellent example of "You can spin any story however the fuck you want" with the conclusion that racism is the solution to the problems
One of the best channels on YT keep working you’ll be big soon
even this goofy ass recap got me tearing up lol
This show is hilarious, however as a movie buff, i have to intervene here. The daughter of the Middle Eastern dude bought the blanks because she knew her father was an over reactive A-Hole and shouldnt have access to bullets, and she was right in the end. Plus the gun shop owner seemed to agree.
@@Billkwando Brandon Lee from The Crow is an example of that.
@@stgeorge28I was gonna say; at that range the girl would have been seriously injured at least or killed at worst.
Funny enough, the black little mermaid is another example of trying to fix racism with more racism
AND... this thing won BEST PICTURE that year, over Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Good Night and Good Luck, and Munich. 🙄 Don't say we haven't made any progress.
so it was male bootyhole vs female bootyhole
All terrible movies
Capote was good, Phillip Seymour Hoffman was an incredible actor, taken too soon.
Enjoyed Munich as well, good movie, but not Oscar worthy I'd say (however these days the Oscars aren't Oscar worthy, reputation of the Oscars is in tatters.
TRUE STORY: When this came out, I was in high school and wasn't up to speed with current films. Classmates were praising this movie that they had just seen (not really describing much detail, but they talked about a car crash scene. Me being me, I interrupt them and ask: Are you guys seriously praising a film about getting sexually aroused from car crashes?!? And oh boy, did they not watch Cronenberg's Crash. LOL
Also, this is a great channel by the way. Much Needed!!
Thank you so much!
Cronenberg’s Crash is the superior movie 😂
The one positive I will give this movie is that it got a LOT of people to rent a film released earlier by the same name, but a very, very, very, very.........very different theme.
(It's an NC-17 movie about car accident sex. Same guy who wrote "Empire of the Sun"? Did a car fuckin' book.)
Yeah it's written by JG Ballard. And directed by David Cronenberg. It's honestly one of my favorite movies (I'm a big fan of Cronenberg) despite its very strange premise (and it's VERY uncomfortable), it has WAY more metaphorical depth (despite not really trying to) than the 2004 Crash, which tries to be so "deep" and fails.
It was actually the Persian's daughter who chose to buy blanks, but for the purpose of humor, I prefer "the racist gun owner sold him blanks" narrative.
you beat me to this
And actually she didn't even "choose" blanks he just sold her the bullets she pointed to and he tried to warn her. So even more luck, accidental, and not racist.
But i do love the new canon.
This is hilarious just 2 get that out of the way...but the gun store owner didn't give him blanks because he didn't like Iraqi's. The daughter actually requested the blanks purposely 2 protect her father from himself.
This was the movie equivalent of "Tonight, on a very special episode of ..."
“I think we crash into people ’cause we’re Asian ladies.”
😂
You guys are awesome! Just found this channel and I can't stop watching! Hilarious,can't stop watching
Thank you!
Regretted watching this one. Was so hyped. Then a year later, no one remembered it.
If you look up the burning car rescue scene on TH-cam, all the comments are talking about how amazing and powerful the scene is lol
I don't get your comment. What else should they say then?
@@EbonyPope that ultimately the white cop gets redeemed because he saved the woman he SA but now he’s a hero? It’s stupid . It’s literally like that Dave Chappelle bit.
I was in jail in Cleveland like ten years ago.
And this guy is telling me about this movie Crash coming on tv later and how great it is.
Its gonna blow my mind, etc.
I watched it and literally was like “watching this movie was the worst part of jail” 😂
Wasn't it the Arab guys daughter who requested blanks in the gun store?
I rented this when it came out on DVD. That scene where they're complaining about the white woman thinking they'll rob her, then they rob her? That's when I turned the movie off. This movie was BS when it came out
I was hoping you were talking about the Cronenberg one
Oh my goodness, that one is rough. But wound-fetish IS fertile ground for comedy.
Well now you gotta do Cronenburgs Crash too
lol I was thinking this was the controversial 1996 movie Crash which I heard was so weird and full of freaky sex scenes. Then I see all these good actors listed and I was getting confused as to why they did this movie and then it turns out there were 2 movies named crash in 10 years.....
Croenenburg's movie is actually good. And based on a book that's well worth reading...
If you're a pervert like me that is.
nah we thought this was garbage oscar bait back then too
The daughter specifically asked for the blanks actually, and the man said "you know what those are?" and she's like "ya". But, it's not as funny.
Noooo. the daughter of the Persian told the racist store owner to sell him the blanks. he was even like you sure? her role was super important and so often glossed over.
I think the only scenario I thought was powerful in this movie was the Mexican handyman being racially profiled by Sandra Bullocks character demanding her husband finds a new locksmith that doesn't look like a gangster. Then the next scene you see he's a doting dad who just wants a safe environment for his daughter (the invisible cloak scene).
Apart from that, I was really baffled that this won best picture over Brokeback Mountain.
They weren't giving Best Picture to a movie about two gay cowboys directed by a Chinese guy in 2005.
@jordantaylor260 Pretty much that's how it went.
there was a lot of humour in the script.
So showing white racism which is basically non existent compared to all the other rampant racism especially from the black community is what they should’ve done? Nah you sound racist af lol you only like whites being called out. And you gay
To be fair, both movies are pretty gay.
This wasn’t the worst movie ever made but I can’t think of one which infuriated me more for how insulting to my intelligence it was.
Postal
really? How ? what scene did that? Its as a populist movie made to be understood but was it that insulting?
I thought this was going to be a review of that movie where people crash their cars and it turns them on sexually-- also called "Crash"
Say what how.
@@jackkraken3888 "cars are supposed to be sexy but they are actually really violent" -JG Ballard
@@jackkraken3888 It's a Cronenberg movie, and yes it's strange but it's actually really good
Y’all got me cackling on my work break 😂😂
Ok so im pretty sure tge gun store owner did not makiciously give the guy blanks. The guy's daughter bought the blanks on purpose to protect agai st exactly this situation. Thats why the gun shop guy asks her if she knows what those bullets are.
Funny as Hell!..The well placed video clips just make it so much better even
This podcast aged great.
🎶 THE PODCAST WAS DOIN ITS BEH-UST!!
@@noisepuppet you could have just said “the cast was doin its best” it was right there. 🤔
“You know how Persians are sneaking around in cars”
Is this just two guys talking in a concert hall alone?
this movie is insane, the killcount is so high I took out the DVD and asked if it needed a hug
Yes they got that wrong about the gun store owner. I noticed that too. The daughter didnt want her Dad to do something he regretted. Love this channel, love this movie but had to point that out!
You guys are sofa king great.
This is my new favorite channel, always so funny! Soul Man was great!
This movie would be a great double feature with Collateral Beauty.
It was the Persian man's DAUGHTER that requested the blanks for his gun, because she didn't want her father to go kill someone. It wasn't the gun store owner.
Crash was so freakin' emotional when I saw it in theaters! The musical score really heightened the experience, leaving me sobbing. But it was so emotional that I'm not sure I watched the movie again, despite buying the DVD when it became available. Thanks for adding some levity to my memory of a movie that left me emotionally exhausted.
The Persian women asked for those bullets by mistake - gunstore guy just gave her them without informing her
She knew that the bullets were blanks. He even asked her if she knew what they were. She knew it was the best safety for her father who shouldn’t have been buying a gun.
Not sure if that was what was implied - but 🤷♂️
Maybe there's a longer patreon version of this, but you missed out the point at which the black guy who is so angry about the stereotyping he believes he's receiving and then proceeds to prove people right about it, is literally offered the option to sell some people into slavey. He says no, so clearly he's reached enlightenment - bar set very high here.
Dude I'm lucky I'm finding this now 2024, it's only UP FROM HERE❤️❤️‼️‼️💯💯🤯🎯🤯🎯🤯👍🏾🎮☝🏾
Brilliant! I remember renting this movie and it turned out to be the Cronenberg Crash with James Spader, and I was like...wtf is this? ANyway, would you consider doing the movie 9-5? I think that would be a great one for you guys. (Side note: I served David Cronenberg at the restaurant where I worked in Toronto. He was very polite and quiet.)
This movie is so pretentious. It had no business winning Best Picture.
8:25 god that scene was so cringe crash is a pretentious film can’t believe this won Oscar’s
Was it the gun store owner who gave him the blank bullets? Cuz I was always under the impression that the daughter was the one who bought them so that her dad wouldn't do something stupid that he would regret? It's been like 10 plus years since I've seen this tho
You're right. I watched this movie and remembered that part. It was the daughter that bought and loaded it with blanks knowing her father didn't understand English. I would've thought these guys genuinely watched and reviewed the movie but it's like an AI recap with an over the top laughing track to tell you which part is funny. Technology is evolving
Yeah this guy created a narrative and just needed it to carry through the video. Crash was not a bad movie.
@@takeit1229 Crash is a very bad movie
😂😂 these are fantastic reviews
In the same year, after acting in this steaming turd, Thandie acted in the pivotal film The Chronicles of Riddick, so we'll call that year a wash.
Crash is widely considered to be one of the worst films to win Best Picture. Broke back Mountain was a much better film
The worst part about this movie is there's a FAR better movie from 1996 with James Spader, also called Crash, that this movie completely overshadowed. Every time i tell people to watch Crash i have to emphasise that it's the 90s one about people who get turned on by car crashes. (The good Crash movie is 100% bonkers but in a good way lol)
It's a J G Ballard adaptation.
Ikr? I was so confused about what this movie was about for the longest time, because I didn't realize there were 2 movies from around the same time with the same name.
Something that brings me much joy is that there’s probably a fair few people that wanted to watch this movie but accidentally ended watching the Cronenberg Crash and had absolutely no idea what they getting themselves into
There was a Hollywood video in my neighborhood growing up that gave me and my friends movie posters . This ' Crash' was one of them. I had the poster on my wall for years before I ever saw it.
Ludacris' "black friend" is larenz tate from menace II society. "Put some respect on his name, Bro-ham."🤣🤣🤣
Exactly!! Legend
He’s from so many things at this point. And somehow still looking the same
🎶 THE PAST WAS DOIN ITS BEH-UST!!
Crash has become the Nickelback of films.
Even Jack Nicholson (who was usually loaded at the Oscars) was like, “Wait, what? The gay cowboy movie lost?”
Cruising lost? HOW?!
@@Glassandcandy Right?!
Absolutely lost it at the Black Little Mermaid!
Fucvking dropped my damn phone at that line!!! My gawd that sh1t had me in tears😂😂😂
@mvalle6072 just found this channel. I haven't laughed like this in a long time!
Man I laughed my ass off. Just discovered this channel.
@@EbonyPope this is so refreshing in our AI crap that YT is becoming.
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Of by the way good unknown movies. Do you know Sorcerer? Has nothing to do with fantasy. With Roy Scheider who did Jaws in the lead role and the director of the Exorcist (Friedkin). Man I was blown away. It's one of the best movies I have ever seen I'm serious. I'm telling everyone and their grandma about it.
The best Oscar year was when Denzel won for being beat by a rookie, and Halle Berry won an Oscar for being a trailer park tramp.