40 soul andy Editor: Jack Clishem @JackClishem x.com/JackClishem Find the original stream from June 20th 2024 over at Jerma Stream Archive Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
My sister was the one who requested he do a Garfield impression. I can still remember when I introduced her to Jerma and now she has had her one guy moment. I’m so proud.
used to be if jerma died for real on stream, youtube viewers wouldn't even find out about it until like six months later because the backlog was so long
I'm glad I'm not the only one. As someone who always mentally read it as a long a (Scaaadu-tree) reading it in the same way you'd say TWENTY THREE SKADOO just murdered me.
fun bird fact, when their claws are closed, they're in relaxed position. so birds need to actively use energy to open their claws since that isn't the relaxed default position. this also means that when a bird dies, it sometimes stays on the branch it died on.
that reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I watched smiling friends on a pirated website and the website had one of the episodes in French and for like 2 minutes I watched it thinking that was the joke
@@jeau07 Speaking of, Jerma definitely should cameo on Smiling Friends, he doesn't even have to just be a Jerma cameo, he could just voice one of the critters with his weird ass noises
"We're gonna need you to work late today. I've got a couple hours carved out to fail at this boss fight and I'm gonna need all hands on +2 duty to prevent a recession."
It was me who asked for the garf impression, it’s because I had a dream that I asked him to and he did a poor Bill Murray impression and I had to stop him. Ever since then I’ve associated him with Garfield
several are saying that replacing jerma with an AI model being fed lines automatically from ChatGPT is "unethical" and "a disgrace to the channel" but I can't tell the difference!
@@Sweld549 I guess that makes sense but they kind of have to understand that most English speaking people won't know that and we are all going to call it the skadoo tree the way most of us say gaol as gay-ol or goal 😭
@@jungtothehuimang On closer inspection I think "Scadu" derives a bit more loosely from a proto-Germanic word, so it's a little more understandable that it trips people up. "Gaol" is an actual English word though. It's not even that outdated either, since I'm pretty sure certain publications were still using it up until around the 80s or so.
I'm sorry but "Scadutree" is the goofiest shit I've ever heard. I'm just imagining my Tarnished approaching the withered arm, and before touching he sings, "Blue Scadu, we can too!"
@@CULTOFARTRA but scadu wasnt ever a word let alone a word meaning shadow so there is no definitive pronunciation at all. "shadowtree" is just as correct and incorrect as "skadootree" and "shadootree"
TIP! You can actually unclog a toilet with the toilet brush, just shove it down the bowl repeatedly. Hopes this helps you on your Elden Ring DLC adventure, Jerma!
The divine beast dancing lion gives me the absolute creeps, the way it moves is so eery, but the boss fight is so cool and the music is some of my favorite in the game.
I was quite surprised when I first saw it, it looks to be heavily inspired by the lion dance, a performance from Chinese culture usually done during Chinese New Year. Probably why that one chatter wanted jerma to search up videos of it
I really hope Jerma streams more of the DLC and we get to see his first attempts at the final boss. It's so insane I can genuinely see some people having to just give up ever beating it. We need to see Jerma regress back into 1920s mode again.
The boss in the nameless blah blah blah was pretty tough the first time I went in, but as soon as it occurred to me that I could just parry him it was a cakewalk. Very good start to the DLC though, can't wait to play more after work. Also props to the channel editors for getting these out so quickly these days
The baby rattle has the range of Pinocchio’s nose is a crazy sentence
“The moonveil was one Pinocchio nose longer, that’s how I won that fight”
It’s as if he lied 3 times 😂
New favorite jermism
new measurement system
least artistic fan
My sister was the one who requested he do a Garfield impression. I can still remember when I introduced her to Jerma and now she has had her one guy moment. I’m so proud.
wholesome asf
Is she 24?
She has become the “One Girl”! Deliverer of the Garfield one girl moment.
I just seen your sister's comment lol
ask her if she remembers jtwsstm93518, that was me, i talked with her a bit it was great.
Your dasher is 300 Pinocchio lies away.
LMFAO
Lies Of P if it was measured in distance:
30:01 male hurt sound form dark souls 1
Augh *Bites lips*
LMAO
Audio jungle
A highlights video before we even have the VOD up on TH-cam? Editors going FAST.
edit: for those curious, the VOD is up!
I expect as much from Jerma Loremaster Jacked It.
It takes soooo long to upload VODs to youtube... I do it for NL and they take up to 24 hours for a 5 hour VOD, it's hell in here 😭
@@katmorrison9974 you edit for NorthernLion?
used to be if jerma died for real on stream, youtube viewers wouldn't even find out about it until like six months later because the backlog was so long
Wait are his full stream VODs uploaded to YT? What channel are they put on?
The way he said "Scadoo-tree" f*cking killed me lmao
I'm glad I'm not the only one. As someone who always mentally read it as a long a (Scaaadu-tree) reading it in the same way you'd say TWENTY THREE SKADOO just murdered me.
@@galactor123it's apparently just an old english way of spelling "shadow" kinda like how "gaol" is said like 'jail'
@@stinkmonger alright, that makes sense
I call em Skadoosh fragments
Blue skadoo, we can too!
“dude you belong in call of duty” Jerma’s health bar disappears in two hits*
Call of Duty ToK
"i think I would have 5000 souls"
fun bird fact, when their claws are closed, they're in relaxed position. so birds need to actively use energy to open their claws since that isn't the relaxed default position. this also means that when a bird dies, it sometimes stays on the branch it died on.
this is an exceedingly rare moment where 2ndjerma video is out before the stream archive vod lmao
They cant stand to do another supercut
Look, the guy who wants to put you into a meat grinder has chosen the 70's maniac serial killer glasses, who could have known.
Almost crashed on my motorcycle 10 minutes ago. Time to sit and contemplate my existence. Perfect video for this.
glad you're ok bro
be safe
hi guys
Hope you're okay, motorcycle accidents are scary
@@Jon-bh7noI ride mine to work because it's really far away and it has better gas mileage
I FUCKING HIT M ON MY KEYBOARD WITHOUT REALIZING AND THOUGHT HE WAS DOING A NO-AUDIO BIT FOR LIKE THREE WHOLE MINUTES
I would not put it past him to do that
I fully understand why you thought that tbh
that reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I watched smiling friends on a pirated website and the website had one of the episodes in French and for like 2 minutes I watched it thinking that was the joke
@@jeau07 Speaking of, Jerma definitely should cameo on Smiling Friends, he doesn't even have to just be a Jerma cameo, he could just voice one of the critters with his weird ass noises
@@clinicallyarsonisticImagine a character just speaks in Banjo Kazooie grunts, but it's Jerma's weird little "Ooo eee aaah"
he looks like the boss from office space. I wish i could add a picture.
"We're gonna need you to work late today. I've got a couple hours carved out to fail at this boss fight and I'm gonna need all hands on +2 duty to prevent a recession."
“if you could just get that done that would be greaaaat”
If you could just defeat Morgott the omen king by noon that would be great…
Ok yeah thats funny
If you could just take care of promised consort Radahn with your bare hands, that’d just be greatttttttt
It was me who asked for the garf impression, it’s because I had a dream that I asked him to and he did a poor Bill Murray impression and I had to stop him. Ever since then I’ve associated him with Garfield
are you that one person's sister?
Wait are you actually @jacobgraham8363's Sister? If so that's awesome.
@@ianjackson943 yeah he’s my bro, trying to steal my thunder…
RIP YOUR STOLEN VALOR. LONG LIVE GARF985
Congrats on the one guy moment!
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy.. We miss you buddy
Soon we will all have our own Jeremies in the comfort of our own homes. I'm gonna make mine do the yoinky sploinky.
several are saying that replacing jerma with an AI model being fed lines automatically from ChatGPT is "unethical" and "a disgrace to the channel" but I can't tell the difference!
Wait did he actually die?
@@kpsproductions5768yeah, terrible accident with a roller coaster
He's saying Scadutree like "Skadùtree", Po from fucking Kung Fu Panda "Skadoosh"
That's exactly what I was thinking of lmao
How else are you meant to say it 😭
@@jungtothehuimang I THINK it's an archaic spelling of "shadow"? Sort of like how "gaol" is just "jail".
@@Sweld549 I guess that makes sense but they kind of have to understand that most English speaking people won't know that and we are all going to call it the skadoo tree the way most of us say gaol as gay-ol or goal 😭
@@jungtothehuimang On closer inspection I think "Scadu" derives a bit more loosely from a proto-Germanic word, so it's a little more understandable that it trips people up.
"Gaol" is an actual English word though. It's not even that outdated either, since I'm pretty sure certain publications were still using it up until around the 80s or so.
Oh wow Jerma actually looks like that now. It’s not a twitter edit.
his 'retirement' was literal. he's been replaced by his successor, the 986th revision of Jerma, hence the different look
It’s pretty hot
Our little boy’s all grown up
it looks cool af ngl
@@STOPSYPHER his DILF era
52:03 Mambo waving his ribbon batton around cheering Jerma on
so cute
“I have glasses now and look like I’m fucking 50” He looks exactly the same as he always has.
self conscious andy
ITS TIME FOR THE JERMANATOR
A fall joke in the first Elden Ring DLC stream, we are so back
I'm sorry but "Scadutree" is the goofiest shit I've ever heard. I'm just imagining my Tarnished approaching the withered arm, and before touching he sings, "Blue Scadu, we can too!"
It’s funny, but it’s also old English, like how Blaidd is actually pronounced “Blaythh”. It’s pronounced shadowtree
@@CULTOFARTRA but scadu wasnt ever a word let alone a word meaning shadow so there is no definitive pronunciation at all. "shadowtree" is just as correct and incorrect as "skadootree" and "shadootree"
@@CULTOFARTRAor how gaol is jail
Jerma has got to be the first person ever to use the wandering nobles on a dlc boss lmao
Schrödinger Andy: Retired but not retired
the fact that not only does he look like a different person every time he streams, but he also always has a different camera angle
It's time for the barf drinker to return
TIP! You can actually unclog a toilet with the toilet brush, just shove it down the bowl repeatedly. Hopes this helps you on your Elden Ring DLC adventure, Jerma!
26:08 i almost got a heart attack thinking he would start to beatbox
No :( it's all gone now
You're not gonna believe this 56:18
Thanks to the editors for cutting out the 3 hours he spent dying to Pinwheel
32:02 Jerma rips bong after dying
It's nice to be back watching Jerma run around with that ridiculous hat and baby rattle.
32:01 He hit a BONG LOL
ZONKED streamer has BONG HIT TRANSPLANT while LIVE ON STREAM
@@THEmeepmopmoop and a ROTTEN banana
@@THEmeepmopmoop CT reference on the jerma vid this is so peak
Is that actually a bong or some drink he’s playing with lmao
@@Patricknotstarrit’s real
BOOKING MY FLIGHT TO JERMANY
"do you think love can bloom... even on a battlefield?"
The divine beast dancing lion gives me the absolute creeps, the way it moves is so eery, but the boss fight is so cool and the music is some of my favorite in the game.
I was quite surprised when I first saw it, it looks to be heavily inspired by the lion dance, a performance from Chinese culture usually done during Chinese New Year. Probably why that one chatter wanted jerma to search up videos of it
Jeremy the Jester's First Cross - located at the top of Belurat
"I abandon here all my screenshots making a funny face"
Throwing the body of his latest victim off a cliff and then calling it "some Disney shit" is such a Jerma moment
imagine ur that sick lion and some dork keeps trying to kill you when u were indelibly just chilling
honestly, the glasses with the long hair is a good look, hell yeah brother
This guy died to Elden Pinwheel 4000 times. He ended up just calling him racial slurs until the end of the stream.
I choose to read this as Pinwheel mockingly calling Jerma racial slurs as he beats him to death.
33:20 Jerma examining his meat grinder post-operation making sure it’s still in working order
The otocon impression is insanely spot on
This makes Jerma's quest for Mohg even greater
Jeffrey Dahmer (12.B.C.) plays Shadow of the Jerm tree. CINEMA
1500 layers of irony
@@ori6990 100,000 more layers!
Well one
You know it's funny..... There is actually a talisman on that roof.
Baby Rattle: Pinocchios Lie Thrice
i didn’t even know it was possible for jerma to look like he does in this video
The Wooden Teeth of a Washington costs 5000 runes
"About the size of Limgrave" - Miyazaki the Liar
Gotta hand to the man walking into the DLC with one of the worst weapons in the game and actually killing stuff with it. Legendary gamer.
Moonveil???
@@TheRealTorG nah the Bastard Stars (The Rattle) Flails just don’t have good power.
@@Crow0fEarthIt’s especially lame since the wing of astel is just the same weapon but WAYY better, essentially… (which he also had but barely used)
the fucking baby rattle i cant 😂
Rest in peace Jeremy it's crazy how he didnt get to play the whole dlc :((
Ngl, Jeremy unironically looks good with glasses and long hair. It's a good mature Andy look.
The ultimate Mohg moment
20:50 is a looney-tunes ass reaction to try and kill the bird
Sir, a second new jerma has hit the tower
you look like an actual 90s serial killer with those glasses
His practices date back further than that.
WICKED handsome streamer uses his masculine charms to entrance his VICTIMS
dahmer
hes never looked more retired
I loved Jerma's performance on the hit 1969 album 'Abbey Road'. Iconic band.
It's funny watching Jerma play an "INT build" when sorcery is SO STRONG in this DLC, but he barely uses any of it lol
HE LOOKS LIKE ZESTY JESUS
When Jerma dies he'll have a 1% chance to drop the baby rattle.
“This looks harder than Slime Rancher.” 40:50
Im so sad that god brought jerma back from the dead for one day only
Watching the ai jerma now that he's past is kinda sad but it still got the comedy down
Mambo did so much damage with his lava in that last attempt wowee
He is going to die SO many times
skadoosh tree
i cant believe he struggled on the demi-human monkey guy
this is pinwheel all over again
Jerma looks like he was an active Serial killer between 1989 - 1994 and then he just lived the rest of his life normally
Purple streamer eats his controller in rage
That fall animation at 59:55 seems very rare
I really hope Jerma streams more of the DLC and we get to see his first attempts at the final boss. It's so insane I can genuinely see some people having to just give up ever beating it. We need to see Jerma regress back into 1920s mode again.
i am so glad that i am alive right now
this man ages like mountain dew wine
Is that a good thing or a bad thing I can’t tell
The boss in the nameless blah blah blah was pretty tough the first time I went in, but as soon as it occurred to me that I could just parry him it was a cakewalk. Very good start to the DLC though, can't wait to play more after work.
Also props to the channel editors for getting these out so quickly these days
Dude these editors are gods wtf
Editing it as the stream was going on
Jerma would get stuck on the first optional boss for like 40 minutes again lmao
Jerma is really rounding out his serial killer aesthetic with the glasses and long hair.
35:03 His Garfield impression sounds like Kermit The Frog more or more like Sassy The Sasquatch from the Big Lez Show😂😭
Whatareyatawkinabeet
If Jerma is disturbed by how birds sleep, wait until he learns how hippos and manatees sleep
I can't believe Jeffrey Dahmer is doing an Elden Ring stream
Jerma looks like Emmerich from MGSV
Headcrack Philosopher, because he has a dent in his head.
20:50 crazed lunatic lobs large object at wildlife unprovoked like a troglodyte
goog goo gaga
Y'hear that Bubbles? It's the shit winds, they're a' comin.
Snake, do you...uh- know how to unclog a toilet without a plunger?
his Garfield impression sounds more like Ernie from Sesame Street
This dude's hair is very Eldenringy
I cant believe Jerma got Otacon to come and play for him. Insane
the mini speech about it being okay to move on from a boss only to say “one more for the road” was priceless
jerma is aging like the finest wine
Watching Jerma beat the Greathammer dude after the first try versus watching Vinny fail at it 10+ times XD
THE GIANT ENEMY scorpion
I hate AI but I do hope it advances enough that I can create an alphabetized compilation of every sound Jerma’s ever made
I like jerma because his struggles are accurate to my actual experience of the game
Do you think he knows his horse has a dodge?
Jerma's finally graduated from substitute teacher to bus driver
Left for a month or two and came back as Ottacon