Prime example of how integral a man's barber is to his life. 18m of barber relationship jokes and not 1 "pause" was thrown in. We all recognize the importance and relevance of this story. I dumped my barber for a new guy fairly recently as well lol.
I had to fire a barber one time. I was loyal to dude and he always held me down, but sometimes he wouldn't be there and I let another barber get me right. Well, she gave me like five cuts in a row and I was satisfied. Next time I hit the shop, my (now old barber) was there eating and had me on pause. I told him he was fired and I was riding with the new barber. He thought I was joking. When he finished his food, he said he was ready and I told him again he was fired. Hurt his damn sprit, but I did what I had to do.
The guys are in the zone. These shows and segments are just flying by. I find myself wanting another hour of the full episodes and they are almost 3 hours long. That's how you know it's great.
It really sucks when your barber gets comfortable and the new barber next to him is killing shit. But you can't go to him because you don't wanna make em feel a way
I cheated on my barber one time for a younger barber. But I was young and naive and was chasing the idea 💡 of a more relatable barber. He shut his operation down and I was in these streets lookin for a barber to match how good my original barber was. Eventually I came back, face full of shame, and he accepted me openly. When I apologized he said “it’s all good ngga it’s just a haircut😄, you good young blood👊🏾.” I shed a tear😢
I'm going to a new barber tomorrow (old barber raised his prices twice in the last 6 months and cancelled an appointment). I was doubting my decision to switch up until I saw this video, thanks Joe!
The guys hit their stride on this one. They are naturally funny. A comic needs to take that barber story and shape it up a lil bit. That would make a hillarious stand up routine. Joe is funny.
Joe “ Why would you guys ever leave your barber ??? “ Me “ Shieeet he/she gives you a fucked up haircut or starts charging little higher than usual... “
DashO for real!!! They treating you like their child having you wait longer while they talking to new customers but be mad 😠 when you a few minutes late for your appointment.
lmao yo yall gotta bring back the after thoughts and upload them the day the podcast goes up on spotify since youtube gets it 2 days late now. extra content for the yt viewership and these segments are hilarious
Yooooo, Barber talk gets serious.#youtubeconfessions I’ve been bouncing around like 15 Barber trying to find the right barber. What happens is exactly what happen to Joe, they get comfortable and leave your hair subpar sometimes like it’s cool. This segment had me rollin😂😂😂
Crazy thing is before this ep I dead ass noticed Joe's beard line up was extra sharp. It all makes sense now. Moral of the story: no one is irreplaceable.
These 'After Thoughts' are better than the majority of other podcasts out there
Cole le yea sum times
Cole le it's better than the actual podcast sometimes
There are other podcasts out there?
That one when Mal was about to spill the tea on sum shit when the cameras was still rolling will never cease to make me laugh😂😂
facto !
This podcast has become an integral part of my life
Mytochondria i actually get upset when they get to the sleepers. Podcast needs to be longer
As a man, when I had my daughter she took my mytochondria correct?
Darrius Mclane nop.
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Facts!!!!
“I won’t lie to you man.. I saw myself leaving cyn before I left Jose” loooool
Cray May that was funny 😂😂😂
He was det serious 😂
Looooooool can’t believe i missed that quotable
R.I.P. New Chris Brown and Jose (Gone but Not Forgotten)
N-I-N-E fuck new Chris brown. Lazy ass nigga
HPhenomenal 🤣😭😭😭😭
And Marisa the podcast graveyard
Yes. R.I.P to New Chris Brown & José ✌☁ 🕊
HPhenomenal Hahahahahahahahaha
As a grown man the relationship with your barber is important for real.
Prime example of how integral a man's barber is to his life. 18m of barber relationship jokes and not 1 "pause" was thrown in. We all recognize the importance and relevance of this story. I dumped my barber for a new guy fairly recently as well lol.
SpittLinez that pause mess is for ppl who are corny and have those types of thoughts. It's annoying to hear ppl say pause every 6 mins
I don't think it's meant to be taken so seriously. They just joke around and have fun with the podcast.
SpittLinez well mal be so serious with the pause stuff. In fact all NY ppl be on that dumb pause mess
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Matt Davis Nigga fuck you then.
“Lemme get a chip.”
“Yo, that’s a good chip.”
Parks low key funny as shit 😂😂😂
I saw myself leaving my girl before my barber- that’s wild
Hermon James that’s real
He said he knew Jose for 10 years. This dude Joe been through plenty in the last decade
Word
Hermon James 😂😂😅
TheBelsWay hey bels6000
Joe's voice is perfect for radio.
mike pride he used to work at hot 97 doing radio
So men breakup with barbers the same way they break up with woman....lmaoooo
iiamkee21 pretty much but it hurts more lol
iiamkee21 I been meaning to do a Skit on this it's confirmed now I must
You're blocced lmfao
The barber break up is harder
Yall ladies wont get it. Barber break ups are serious.
What an era man I use to look forward to these every week
I'm still dying off the main show.. "She's using her teeth, Awwww, the scrap.."
@Artise1 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had to fire a barber one time. I was loyal to dude and he always held me down, but sometimes he wouldn't be there and I let another barber get me right. Well, she gave me like five cuts in a row and I was satisfied. Next time I hit the shop, my (now old barber) was there eating and had me on pause. I told him he was fired and I was riding with the new barber. He thought I was joking. When he finished his food, he said he was ready and I told him again he was fired. Hurt his damn sprit, but I did what I had to do.
Mark Miles I'll never let a women touch my head one fucked up my back to school cut back in 99 never again
damn
Mashaun Montgomery 😂😂😂😂😂 damn 99 son, might be time to try again
Mashaun Montgomery Hahahahaha!! She was nice with it. This wasn't a SuperCuts barber.
💈
The guys are in the zone. These shows and segments are just flying by. I find myself wanting another hour of the full episodes and they are almost 3 hours long. That's how you know it's great.
It really sucks when your barber gets comfortable and the new barber next to him is killing shit. But you can't go to him because you don't wanna make em feel a way
kingtez01 mannn this is a real thing
facts
Lol better then me I’m making that switch
Damn this is so real
"So how you like the new guy ?" 😂
...is crazy.
Newest Chris Brown been showing off
He's not bullshitting at all 😭
YaBoysAnt facts he tryna keep this job
F.L.O.W. Newest Chris Brown 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He's showing New Chris Brown that he earnt his spot
18 minutes is crazy...
Ave Hargrove mad short smh
david stevens after thoughts has always been short lol, I think the only long one was berg. It was like a hour.
Probably dropping the full episode later
Cant be l laugh for like 15 mins str8.... man on FIRE
*mal voice*
The best part about this segment is that Joe doesn’t even have hair lmao
Barbershop doesnt only cut hairs.
Joe Budden Podcast, The Seinfeld of hip hop......
Genius Level nah dont say that. You take that back RIGHT NOW. That seinfeld shit was wack. Dafuq wrong with you
Relax Vanessa. The shit is over your head, that's all.
1000% making mundane shit entertaining
Does the new guy make you laugh? Rory low key the sniper on set 🔫😂
LETS GO, NEW RORY AND MAL
@4:35 Parks is shining from off camera..."you think hot soup carries a charge" 😂 dude is funny
how about when he said " what about pancakes" Im rollin picturing that lol
Miss Tiff For some reason, he fits in perfectly off-camera (but not on-camera).
Getting a new barber is definitely this serious 😂
so mal...you just gonna crunch those chips all loud while joe's talkin?
Bajan Uchiha that's sexy as fuck mal gets me hard
Bajan Uchiha Mal is showing very little interest in the podcast this week
Bajan Uchiha why yall acting like girls with these small details.
Mal has no manners man lol, nigga be having his shoe all on Parks couch n'shit too 🤣🤣
Lol I know dude, poscast etiquette!
This new camera work is stupendous
Apryl Tara right
i listen to like 20 podcasts, this is easily the best one. such good content.
Great job at keeping the bit going never got cheesy. They have great chemistry.
13:20
"I see you got somebody else-"
*GASP*
LMAOOOOOO
The Fact that they All Just Go w/ it the Whole Time Makes this Perfect
Having two different types of beards is CRAZY...
Mal let Parks reach in his chip bag? That's CRAZY
Chea Kai-Borbor where does this Mal and Park theory come from?
I appreciate yall for the dialogue...it's all needed. Peace.
The barber story is hilarious
😂😂😂😂 at the barber breakup story
#1 Podcast. Period.
The best way to leave a barber is just be out...no notice, no announcement, no nothing! He'll figure it out eventually.
The day you see em again you gon get snuffed lol
george91871 real shit, I don’t have the heart to explain why it ain’t working anymore 😂😂😂😂
the barber story sounds like a seinfeld episode lmao
Both profiles!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂the title is great. The Cutoff.
“You have no barber breakup etiquette” - Mal. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This podcast, when you high....... so priceless, gift that gives on giving back
@8:57 Joe says he was depressed and suicidal and Parks start busting up 😂😂😂
Eating soup during basketball practice is trash
Maybe he had an upset tummy
Jay 89 Did someone throw literal soup ? Like real food? I was thinking this was a metaphor.
Nigga... Joe plays Boyz II Men while talking about breaking up with his barber while Mal loudly crunching Doritos is the background lmfao.
Arnie Ray right 😂😂😂
Swept you off your feet is crazy😂😂😂😂 love these classics
LOOOL Switching Barbers is crazy.. thats like a Curb episode waiting to happen!
There was a similar Seinfeld episode
awesome, ill scope it out! I cant help now but imagine Joe acting in a show with these awkward stories in the vein of LD & Seinfeld looool
I cheated on my barber one time for a younger barber. But I was young and naive and was chasing the idea 💡 of a more relatable barber. He shut his operation down and I was in these streets lookin for a barber to match how good my original barber was. Eventually I came back, face full of shame, and he accepted me openly. When I apologized he said “it’s all good ngga it’s just a haircut😄, you good young blood👊🏾.” I shed a tear😢
"when the coach loses the locker room" LMAO
Kenchezzy that part had me dying
HEEYYYYYYYYYY (beating on table)
Donzelle D pause
NO JOE NO SHOW
Must have went over your head.
This... Is the greatest content... EVER.
👏👏👏👏👏
" you know when the coach loses the locker room " Lmao, the whole episode was great but that was the best 😂😂😂😂😂
Every Afterthoughts is basically like a Storytime from Joe after every episode I love it
I'm going to a new barber tomorrow (old barber raised his prices twice in the last 6 months and cancelled an appointment). I was doubting my decision to switch up until I saw this video, thanks Joe!
I never shed so many tears fam!!!!
Joe's story telling is too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣..this barber story has me dying...these three together are great
"We really don't have shit to talk about for after thoughts" yet I still listen 🤔
Barbershop convo was hilarious, cheating on your barber & having a new 1 & trying to tell him is def harder than breaking up wit ya girl
After thoughts just as good as the regular podcast 💪🏾
Mal needs his flavor of rap snacks
This is the greatest podcast! 😂👌🏾
I'm in tech and the new camera guy (Erickson) giving him his props.. is putting in work! its the subtle little things! LOL
It’s finally Friday here in Miami Florida .🇯🇲💯💯💪💪💯now I can enjoy my day at work .
Joe got the old barber outta here
The guys hit their stride on this one. They are naturally funny. A comic needs to take that barber story and shape it up a lil bit. That would make a hillarious stand up routine. Joe is funny.
Gee Money get it “shape it up a lil” (joe plays drum sound effect)
I'm glad Mal chilled off the pause every sec it allowed this story to be even more funny.
This barbershop conversation/relationship analogy though - LOL!
This parallel convo is hilarious
This could be a short film
Red Herring deadass
lowkey someone does need to start animating some of these stories. they be funny af.
R.I.P Jose'
i like how Rory and Mal continued to play with the joke...good friendship
Rory always goes so extra with it. "and your legs together" LOL and that UGH after it.
Joe “ Why would you guys ever leave your barber ??? “
Me “ Shieeet he/she gives you a fucked up haircut or starts charging little higher than usual... “
4K4LU once they get too comfortable an wont even give u the lil mirror it’s rap city
DashO for real!!! They treating you like their child having you wait longer while they talking to new customers but be mad 😠 when you a few minutes late for your appointment.
Mal over there doing ASMR with them chips. I love the sound of him eating the chips . It's so soothing
The whole barber relationship segment was comedic gold.
Best Doritos ad ever
This is too funny because I had to break up with my barber recently. It was a good 20 year run lol
“Hey man I ain’t seen you in a couple weeks man” 😂
4:37 only time ive ever seen Mal Speak directly to Parks
Have a Nice day y’all middle school kids gotta go back to everyday struggle
DashO nice try old Chris Brown
Have a Nice day LOL that was kinda funny can’t lie
If only this was a Everyday thing, my life would be complete
lmao yo yall gotta bring back the after thoughts and upload them the day the podcast goes up on spotify since youtube gets it 2 days late now. extra content for the yt viewership and these segments are hilarious
Best podcast out. This After thoughts is legit tho, yah might need to call in for this shit everyday lol and joe go save everyday struggle man.
I turned the camera and his face was in it I was like whoa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yooooo, Barber talk gets serious.#youtubeconfessions I’ve been bouncing around like 15 Barber trying to find the right barber. What happens is exactly what happen to Joe, they get comfortable and leave your hair subpar sometimes like it’s cool.
This segment had me rollin😂😂😂
That barber story made my whole month!! lol
I had to leave my barber for the barber next to him and boy was that awkward.
The Forgotten Paul o damn you a savage lol you kept coming back to the same place 1 chair away? Probably could feel the tension
DashO hell yeah bro I felt uncomfortable the entire time but the other barber was younger and gave better cuts.
Woah you never go to the next chair over! You gotta at least go two chairs over so y'all can't make eye contact on the spin lol
Jose, New chris Brown, and Marissa should start a podcast
barbershop story had me dying 🤣😂🤣😂💀💀
I’ve started to wake up to a new / old podcast every morning for a month
Crazy thing is before this ep I dead ass noticed Joe's beard line up was extra sharp. It all makes sense now. Moral of the story: no one is irreplaceable.
My thing is when they leave Park's crib, don't they all gotta dap him up?
LMAOOOO
david stevens 🤣🤣🤣
I don't get it? Lol
John B I'm with you, huh? 🤔🤷
Romey Rome lol y’all lame for creating this false narrative that Mal doesn’t fw Parks. Y’all must be new to the podcast or something
Mal was chomping on those chips fam🤣🤣🤣
Mal gotta chill with the eating in the mic
tall just Broke n Hungry
This might be my favorite “After Thoughts” segment 😂😂
Clarke Davis One of the funniest for sure
11:59 parks laughs like morty
This is the funniest afterthoughts segment yet. I'm legit crying laughing.
Joe this was classic😂😂😂
Rory's hairline is TRIIIIDASH!!!!!
Man y’all stories be classic Lololol
Fantastico Barbershop conversation !!
This is fucking hilarious.
Yo the barber conversation KILLED ME