I never ever laugh... that had me dying. Family members were opening their doors and entering the hall out of concern since I wasnt breathing but wheezing laughing. Wow what a gut busting story!!!! 👍🏻😆
Omg, I’m dying. As kid/teenager we used to go to the water park almost everyday. I remember those over zealous men forgetting their real age zooming past me with their eyes popping out of their head because it was going to hurt. My favorite slide to go down was called “The Cliff,” and the tallest slide in America. Fun to ride, gut wrenching to watch. Nobody read the signs until they were forced to put up safety nets and side rails. Omg. The memories this clip brought back, lol 😂 🤣😅
LoLoLoL He also looked like he just came out of the water... His story reminds me of Norbit. Hate that movie all you want but the part when she had to lift her belly to show her bikini bottom almost killed me.
A person will accelerate at the same speed regardless of mass. Being heavy may make overcoming friction more likely, but the fat body would have more surface area to create friction
I hear ya, my whole left chest has been fractured & plated with one plate broken already. Makes you look at things differently. I'll never ride another roller coaster, bummer
Actually a study showed that all humans have 2 to 5% Neanderthal genes, more for Europeans, less for Africans. That means Elizabeth warren has about 1,000% more Neanderthal genes than Cherokee!
I like you, too, fellow Neanderthal. You can find that study. It came out within the past year. The difference in % is explained by migration patterns. Asians have more than Africans, too, even Australian Aborigines. Just one big happy family! Well, not everybody is happy...but we're family ... God bless America!
Guacamole tofu mozzarella cheese tomato sauce peppers spices grains MSG sugar cane bananas cooked scrambled chicken eggs well done tuna diced boiled food mushrooms shredded coconut sweet potatoes and spinach and noodles cooked in water for 35 minutes remember you have to cook the ingredients first and then put it in the water to boil for 35 minutes I think it would be a meal that could fill people up it would be delicious
His funniest joke was when he was explaining how phisics works, then explains why heavy stuff goes faster. It dosnt go faster actuallt goes slower bexauae a gigher coeficient of friction
Technically yeah but most the time realistically he won't be going much faster or slower! Especially on something like a water slide friction is almost negligible
I thought the coefficient of friction depends on material. It doesnt change with weight just with different materials. At least thats how i applied to Frontiers build on their fleet order of new 747's. if im wrong dont fly Frontier after march 3.
@@Ricardo-sx5xk well that is right the friction force is not bout by force but by the materials in contact. That becing said the (friction force) = (mass) * (gravitational acceleration) * (cofificient of kenitic friction), the coefficient of friction is multiplied by your weight.
@@summydots That's because of air resistance/drag, a balloon has a much higher surface area to weight ratio than a rubber/plastic ball so it falls slower. If air resistance matches your weight, then it means you are being pushed up with a force equal to your downward force and so you will no longer accelerate which is when you reach your 'terminal velocity', this means that the higher your air resistance (which in the context we're talking about where all other variables will stay the same, is determined by your surface area) to weight ratio, the slower your terminal velocity. It was shown that if you drop a hammer and a feather on the moon they fall at the same speed. In the case of humans, larger people also weigh more, and so their size doesn't change their surface area to weight ratio by a noticeable amount, and it's generally safe to assume that we all have the same terminal velocity within a margin of error that is negligible in most circumstances.
@@kholtonkovall5414 If you say so, but I'm fairly certain the vast majority of would say speed is how fast something moves (i.e. the dictionary definition), not how much force it'd impart on an impact/how much force it would take to stop it...
My body physically started to clench as he told the slide story.
This was good! Awesome job!
Same because he just made it up and mentions physics like he knows what he's talking about except physics says the opposite would happen but whatever
LOL. Doesn't he look like a middle-aged GI Joe action figure. 👍😉
RV Homesteader I was thinking he is living proof Neanderthals are still among us.
Heavier things don't fall faster. And mass in motion has momentum. Inertia is mass's resistance to change.
I never ever laugh... that had me dying. Family members were opening their doors and entering the hall out of concern since I wasnt breathing but wheezing laughing. Wow what a gut busting story!!!! 👍🏻😆
I personally think this guy is pretty good.
We're big fans!
Dude you were great! Hysterical! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Yeah, he's okay......but funnier.
Great material.
Ehh... Keep practicing you're stage presence.
I'm not sure but he probably thinks highly of you also. Good bit man!
Omg, I’m dying. As kid/teenager we used to go to the water park almost everyday. I remember those over zealous men forgetting their real age zooming past me with their eyes popping out of their head because it was going to hurt. My favorite slide to go down was called “The Cliff,” and the tallest slide in America. Fun to ride, gut wrenching to watch. Nobody read the signs until they were forced to put up safety nets and side rails. Omg. The memories this clip brought back, lol 😂 🤣😅
Man, I'd love to see a video of that 😂😂😂
The giant funnel slide and the one where there's a hatch beneath your feet which drops out are my favourites.
OMG! This guy is hilarious!
Lol! Sven!
Check and pat..haha
Man I was eating dinner
That was good. Good story telling.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤙🤙👌
LoLoLoL
He also looked like he just came out of the water...
His story reminds me of Norbit. Hate that movie all you want but the part when she had to lift her belly to show her bikini bottom almost killed me.
"Of course I'm wearing bottoms!" Lol
@@magreen85
LoLoLoL 😂😂😂
That was Great
I'd love to check it out on Vidangel but they haven't added any filters yet so I didn't have the option :/ Bookmarked for when they do tho :)
A person will accelerate at the same speed regardless of mass. Being heavy may make overcoming friction more likely, but the fat body would have more surface area to create friction
I'm 30 and I've never been to a water park, theme park, or circus
I had back surgery. I miss slides and rides.🇺🇸🦅😑
😞
I hear ya, my whole left chest has been fractured & plated with one plate broken already. Makes you look at things differently. I'll never ride another roller coaster, bummer
dude, me too. i just had my hips worked on as well. i miss sports.
That water park set, I've heard somewhere before.
Lol...john pinette, another fabulous standup, does a bit similar to this. He's a legend! 👍
I laughed so hard
Is it bad that the whole time I was thinking, "the speed you fall is always the same regardless of weight."
Timothy Heimbach that only in a vacuum.
Some of us definitely come from Neanderthals
Actually a study showed that all humans have 2 to 5% Neanderthal genes, more for Europeans, less for Africans. That means Elizabeth warren has about 1,000% more Neanderthal genes than Cherokee!
@@kathyyoung1774 you're my favorite person rn. 😂😂😂😂
I like you, too, fellow Neanderthal. You can find that study. It came out within the past year. The difference in % is explained by migration patterns. Asians have more than Africans, too, even Australian Aborigines. Just one big happy family! Well, not everybody is happy...but we're family ... God bless America!
I know this guy! Wish he would introduce me to the Swedish lifeguard.
all you dislikers are missing out, loved this,!
THIS DUDES EYEBROWS......
Guacamole tofu mozzarella cheese tomato sauce peppers spices grains MSG sugar cane bananas cooked scrambled chicken eggs well done tuna diced boiled food mushrooms shredded coconut sweet potatoes and spinach and noodles cooked in water for 35 minutes remember you have to cook the ingredients first and then put it in the water to boil for 35 minutes I think it would be a meal that could fill people up it would be delicious
Hahaha funny story! 😂
Don't be the one who puts the poo In pool
Heavier object doesn't go faster😀😀
His funniest joke was when he was explaining how phisics works, then explains why heavy stuff goes faster. It dosnt go faster actuallt goes slower bexauae a gigher coeficient of friction
Technically yeah but most the time realistically he won't be going much faster or slower! Especially on something like a water slide friction is almost negligible
Mitch. No.
I thought the coefficient of friction depends on material. It doesnt change with weight just with different materials. At least thats how i applied to Frontiers build on their fleet order of new 747's. if im wrong dont fly Frontier after march 3.
@@Ricardo-sx5xk well that is right the friction force is not bout by force but by the materials in contact. That becing said the (friction force) = (mass) * (gravitational acceleration) * (cofificient of kenitic friction), the coefficient of friction is multiplied by your weight.
Heavier people definitely go down faster on steep slides. The more levelled ones a problem, though.
Weight does not affect the speed of an object.
C'mon drop a plastic/rubber ball and a balloon the same size from the same height.. which one reaches the ground faster.
@@summydots That's because of air resistance/drag, a balloon has a much higher surface area to weight ratio than a rubber/plastic ball so it falls slower.
If air resistance matches your weight, then it means you are being pushed up with a force equal to your downward force and so you will no longer accelerate which is when you reach your 'terminal velocity', this means that the higher your air resistance (which in the context we're talking about where all other variables will stay the same, is determined by your surface area) to weight ratio, the slower your terminal velocity.
It was shown that if you drop a hammer and a feather on the moon they fall at the same speed.
In the case of humans, larger people also weigh more, and so their size doesn't change their surface area to weight ratio by a noticeable amount, and it's generally safe to assume that we all have the same terminal velocity within a margin of error that is negligible in most circumstances.
@@TheCrash480 butt weight does affect momentum, which some people think of as speed
@@kholtonkovall5414 If you say so, but I'm fairly certain the vast majority of would say speed is how fast something moves (i.e. the dictionary definition), not how much force it'd impart on an impact/how much force it would take to stop it...
wtf is up with the aspect ratio of his face
Thanks for ruining it for everyone else. Half of them didn't even see that sign.
not feeling this one unfortunately
So THIS is what became of Eddie Munster!
Man, He is one goofy looking dude.
Botox?
First view and comment suckersssss!!! First time in my life 😺🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
...hm. Not so funny to me. Probably another clip of his material will get me to laugh.
your only jig-maker *hmm 🤪
I've seen better.. The constant and creepy giggling after every 5 words destroyed every story he tried to tell.
Not funny
Joke stealing .....