First Day Back At School But The New Teacher Is A Roadman...

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  • @Astigmaniac
    @Astigmaniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6151

    Kid- *dies*
    School Nurse- "Have some ice"
    Kid- *proceeds to revive and max out at lvl 100*

    • @HDTVSUBSCRIBE
      @HDTVSUBSCRIBE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Nah nah nah
      Kid- *disintegrates*
      School Nurses- "have this ice pack"
      Kid- *lvl 100 mafia boss* and that's how mafia works

    • @PurelyNothing
      @PurelyNothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      can't forget the wet paper towels to max out the abilities.

    • @PurelyNothing
      @PurelyNothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or maybe the wet paper towels are the level 100 weapons that will always somehow one shot anyone.

    • @tofufingers4212
      @tofufingers4212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fax

    • @gokukakarot3404
      @gokukakarot3404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kiryu chan

  • @OverSteam
    @OverSteam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    "Mr. Trappy, this is not the army!"
    Might as well be if these are the students.

  • @jiggityjayjay8528
    @jiggityjayjay8528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “Ah you lil snitch!” Words of a wiseman

    • @J26734q
      @J26734q ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No its li''le snitch

    • @NIARUNSYOU
      @NIARUNSYOU 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Li'el

  • @ethansmith1812
    @ethansmith1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    I like how the roadman turns up with no socks on

  • @fredthepenguin6539
    @fredthepenguin6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “WE NEED SOME ICE AND WET PAPER TOWELS STAT”🤣🤣🤣

    • @attilasnoopy
      @attilasnoopy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr😂😂😂

    • @Imtrane15
      @Imtrane15 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was like,BITCH,RUN💀

  • @Naeemthedj
    @Naeemthedj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    when teachers think ice and paper towels fix every injury when mans head is broke

    • @tomjerryinc.2439
      @tomjerryinc.2439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had half of one of my tooth chipped of and the school nurse went: calm down you don’t need to kill the other kid what you need is some ice and paper towels to stop the bleeding. I was like: the fuck will ice do, I fixin to kill him because that is an adult tooth.

    • @genericanimecharacter430
      @genericanimecharacter430 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One tried to give ice for my cut off toe instead of letting me leave

  • @CheeseViking82
    @CheeseViking82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love the “AY you snitch!”

    • @NIARUNSYOU
      @NIARUNSYOU 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ai y snitch

  • @TazerXI
    @TazerXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    It is ok Timmy, the school are gonna clear your concussion, they are getting ice and wet paper towels.

    • @ducktk
      @ducktk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      seriously when i got a concussion they just gave me ice and a wet paper towel....

  • @aidenholmes3406
    @aidenholmes3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Ah yes as we all know “I need some ice and paper towels”. New year but the same stuff in it

    • @powder3955
      @powder3955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IAmGod_23 don't correct people

    • @birdman7240
      @birdman7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *wet paper towels

  • @xavierpoole760
    @xavierpoole760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Mr Trappy, this is not the Army!"
    As a soldier, lemme confirm Drill SGTs will kick you on the range.

  • @Sakura.Tree.
    @Sakura.Tree. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "WE NEED SOME ICE AND WET PAPER TOWELS!!!"
    All of us British kids have heard that

  • @tokito907
    @tokito907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Talking when mans talking, *book to the skull* “
    Welp, I guess you better not talk then.

  • @Windsguidance
    @Windsguidance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I love how they had homework due on the first day of school

  • @TheOriginal1234
    @TheOriginal1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The girl that said "OH MY DAYZ!" got me

  • @rustamfarokhzad
    @rustamfarokhzad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Oh my days." 🤣

  • @xoronaqtvods1048
    @xoronaqtvods1048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Aye you little snitch" had me dying lmao

  • @jmrs_
    @jmrs_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Student: *gets fly kicked and gets a concussion*
    Nurse: “We need some ice and paper towels”

    • @johithrr6463
      @johithrr6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @biggle3balls
      @biggle3balls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At my school you so lucky if u get ice- it's litrally just wet paper towels for us

  • @zerojk0000
    @zerojk0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can’t stop laughing when he said “oooooo were learnin”

  • @PizzaCat25
    @PizzaCat25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *first day back at school*
    Kid: I don't have my homework

  • @jjackandbrian5624
    @jjackandbrian5624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Teachers actually used to be like this back in the olden days. When my grandma was in elementary school she told me it was very strict, and they had to keep their hands folded together on their desk, otherwise they would get hit on the knuckles with the teacher's yardstick.

    • @johnb760
      @johnb760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't like it but I think it was a teaching method that inspired dignity and respect. I admire many of the elderly and my parents for being able to achieve so much in their first 15 years of living that what I will probably ever do in my whole life. Yeah violence is bad, but it trains you and teaches you lessons that only violence can offer.

  • @Frostbyte501
    @Frostbyte501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “We need some ice and wet paper towels.” -Every UK teacher ever.

  • @EternalExistence
    @EternalExistence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    _Love the fact that all she thought of was ice_

  • @amarianfrancis3884
    @amarianfrancis3884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he kicked the guy who didn't bring the homework I cracked up 😂😆

  • @user-cj9bf8rp1d
    @user-cj9bf8rp1d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha 😂 this is like my school when the teacher walks in man gotta stand up your bare funny fam!!

  • @J6K3R
    @J6K3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    yep, wet paper towels for a drop kick to the head, legend has wet paper towels can recover limbs too

  • @vepigeon3340
    @vepigeon3340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lmao “we need some ice and some wet paper towels”

  • @IamNoobYT
    @IamNoobYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Roadman throwing stuff at people never gets old

  • @thomas5048
    @thomas5048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Oh my days"

  • @chanced6606
    @chanced6606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who else can't get enough of these videos 😂👍

  • @adzstar2170
    @adzstar2170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No better way to tell the class to be silent then dashing a book at a person's head

  • @daireomaolain29
    @daireomaolain29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cracked up when he called him a snitch

  • @tusteditz.
    @tusteditz. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Ayyy u little snitch” got me dying of laughter 😂

  • @alfiee9411
    @alfiee9411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I went in today and all the year 7s think they own the place already 😂😭

    • @C.tkr1
      @C.tkr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In my school they are not annoying they barely speak to us

  • @sharonsamaroo1714
    @sharonsamaroo1714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish this was a thing and I love when he says “oh good we’re learning”

  • @FredTheSnail
    @FredTheSnail ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘We need some ice and paper towels’

  • @wolflord9381
    @wolflord9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have officially watched ever single videos of his.

  • @Angel-fu8wm
    @Angel-fu8wm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The ice and paper towels" are just too funny.😂😂😂

  • @EmoShadowDragon14
    @EmoShadowDragon14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love rodeman to be my teacher half my class would have gotten books to the head 🤣🤣

    • @mrfireop1571
      @mrfireop1571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In my class evrybody including myself would endup with wet papper and ice wrapt arround our heads looking life mummies

  • @greciamejia7437
    @greciamejia7437 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way the teacher and the students don’t even have shoes on 👞 😂😂

  • @chonteltalo6610
    @chonteltalo6610 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Aw my days “ bruh literally got me 🤣🤣

  • @EternalExistence
    @EternalExistence 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *_"Ah yes the _**_-negotiator-_**_ The ICE"_*

    • @manatster
      @manatster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the the ICE

  • @rforrandom5423
    @rforrandom5423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me : -Laughing-
    Him : Kicks the living crab out if the students
    Me : -Laughs more-

  • @FbiAgent1945
    @FbiAgent1945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Aye u little snitch!" Got me.

  • @lillys_life_roblox1142
    @lillys_life_roblox1142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not the paper towels🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @DerryleeTheBoysAreWee
    @DerryleeTheBoysAreWee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yes this is great thank you for the good video! 😊👍

  • @ammanali5937
    @ammanali5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Moral of the story, never let a Roadman into your school cuz he'd mash you up fosho! 🤣🤣😫😫 Nah, jk, some are actually good yk! But beware cuz this may happen! 🤣🤣

  • @Idontreallyknow124
    @Idontreallyknow124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the end “we need some ice and wet paper towels”

  • @Editz1001
    @Editz1001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That slap got will smith jealous 💀

  • @LLK-1078
    @LLK-1078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG THE WET PAPER TOWELS!!!!!
    if you did not go to an English school then you did not know the power and meaning these things had to our teachers 🤣🤣

  • @Bluealivedamnation
    @Bluealivedamnation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so funny when he kicked the student I almost choked on my food! LOL

  • @_Idc_603
    @_Idc_603 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BOOK TO DA SKULL💀
    Fly Kick
    To Da SKULL

  • @stxrrbee5948
    @stxrrbee5948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the “oh mah daze” at the start 😭✋

  • @MrDuckyDumb
    @MrDuckyDumb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    End of year: everybody has 100℅
    School: what should we do 🤔

  • @bsicstars
    @bsicstars ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘OH MY DAYS’ in the back just got me bawling of laughter cuz i know full on that’d be me

  • @yourlocalidiot1848
    @yourlocalidiot1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PAPER TOWELS. I COULD BE DYING AND THEYD GIVE ME A PAPER TOWEL.

  • @cryixstal
    @cryixstal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Live for the matilda reference. 💅

  • @aliopa8516
    @aliopa8516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kid dying
    School nurse: wet paper towel and straight back to class

  • @nolanwohl8059
    @nolanwohl8059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We need some ice and wet paper towels.” *school nurse 100*

  • @Footymiku
    @Footymiku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣thank you for making us laugh everyday ,today I had a bad day

  • @horsieTwinkleToes
    @horsieTwinkleToes ปีที่แล้ว

    "we need 2 buy some wet paper towels" got me craking up 😂🤣

  • @thelegendaryme
    @thelegendaryme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bros speedrunning shutting stacy up

  • @tatemedia3412
    @tatemedia3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when the student yelled ‘’NO PLEASE PLEASE’’ i was dead

  • @SLIMFUTXRE
    @SLIMFUTXRE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the way bro says "ooh youre learning" got me creasing

  • @gen_luvs_cats
    @gen_luvs_cats ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my high-school some student found a Tiktok video with a teacher meowing on a cupboard 💀💀

  • @amaroftheyear8904
    @amaroftheyear8904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kick and throw with the book and teacher face when drowning the pen got me

  • @cristovive5333
    @cristovive5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao he said " aye u little snitch"

  • @rdfirma
    @rdfirma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the headteacher doesn't even get mad.

  • @Bladez07
    @Bladez07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kids, this shows that you must obey the government

  • @octypical3645
    @octypical3645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First day back at school and forgets homework is an absolute masterpiece

  • @fricklet3248
    @fricklet3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She got a wit & wisdom book. Thought it was only my school

  • @aethsteticcurlz1387
    @aethsteticcurlz1387 ปีที่แล้ว

    “We need some ice and paper towels” so true 😂

  • @ashharijaywardena
    @ashharijaywardena 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That 'oooOOOooo, we're LEARNing!' was so comforting :D

  • @WillSylvester
    @WillSylvester 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Rules are rules!!…”😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @fabianjansen9786
    @fabianjansen9786 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Ay you little snitch” was the best part😂

  • @iamaloafofbread8926
    @iamaloafofbread8926 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Student: forgets homework
    Teacher: so you have chosen death.

  • @ruca10912
    @ruca10912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wet paper towels lol
    Fly kick where class: to the skull teacher: ooh we are learning

  • @cheeseandcrackers.
    @cheeseandcrackers. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We need ice and some wet paper towels"
    they're as op as enchanted golden apples

  • @TheGamingDuck1678
    @TheGamingDuck1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bit that got me cracking up was the bit at the end where she doesn't fire the roadman she just says we need some ice and wet paper towels

  • @IcarusTheThirdJr
    @IcarusTheThirdJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    WE NEED SOME ICE AND WET PAPER TOWEL every British kid heard that 😆😆😆

  • @Steve_Harvey_real_
    @Steve_Harvey_real_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh I love the roadman series

  • @X_iconds
    @X_iconds ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he pounces at him

  • @Driver20418
    @Driver20418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny video, keep it up bro!!!!! :)

  • @foodfortunefuckingfame6160
    @foodfortunefuckingfame6160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘O ma dayzzz.’ 😂

  • @dfproductions5625
    @dfproductions5625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ice and wet paper towels😂

  • @thenamesjimmyyyy
    @thenamesjimmyyyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro it’s always the ice 😭

  • @edisonmc049
    @edisonmc049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he talks reminds me of belter

  • @honeybunny1059
    @honeybunny1059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need ice and wet paper towels lol

  • @projectcars3455
    @projectcars3455 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kick to the skull hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @chinaraken948
    @chinaraken948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Ay you snitch”

  • @iiii4903
    @iiii4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t mess up this man or he’ll hit you with a tablet. ☠️

  • @JazzyWazzy924
    @JazzyWazzy924 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I love that “aye you little snitch”

  • @iatethechips
    @iatethechips 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Roadman’s throw is so good he could win the football game from 23 miles

  • @v1ncepowerlegandgod817
    @v1ncepowerlegandgod817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the part where he says
    "MAN SAYS GET OUT"

  • @thelonelystoner8183
    @thelonelystoner8183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They flying kick killed me off 🤣🤣

  • @cottonpie777
    @cottonpie777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When that guy got hit on the head for being late it was great timing because a bottle just got crushed in my nearby neighbourhood and it sounded like the guy getting hit on the head!

  • @supremeedits5076
    @supremeedits5076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This deserves 1m views

  • @F3L1X_X
    @F3L1X_X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kid: *dies*
    School nurse: I C E
    Kid: *revived and floating*

  • @FredrickMasengo-yn6me
    @FredrickMasengo-yn6me 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “NO PLEASE!!”😂😂😂

  • @donamaria1753
    @donamaria1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha .I can't stop laughing . I might have watched this a 10 times already 🤣🤣

  • @schaffclan1092
    @schaffclan1092 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man says get out you get out😂