He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
@ShadowNemesis575 miquella can literally compel love and affection. We learned this before the dlc even came out. It's not a stretch to assume he can compel specific types of affection. Bewitching branch "Tree branch blessed with an incantation of unalloyed gold. Craftable item. Pierce a foe, using FP to turn them into a temporary ally. The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection."
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
“Why does this rock do so much damage” Brother that thing’s the size of a beach ball, what did you think would happen if you threw it at someone’s head
"Hello you have reached the federal government, You're currently located in Florida, where our laws don't apply. Please solve any problems you have with large rocks" - Max0r
I feel like I just watched you go through a very emotionally damaging experience. You were so enthusiastic about the rocking the beginning and by the end you just wanted the suffering to be over 🤣. Fucking props for killing Radahn for the first time with ROCKS.
The beauty of games like Elden ring is that your class can be ANYTHING. Rebuttal: But if you get too smart, the devs will nerf you. Answer: play stupider, they can’t nerf something stupid
Didn't expect a Skeeter Jean reference in my Elden Ring rock video. Goated. Laughed a lot. Subbed. 9/10 would pray to Rock. Better actor than the real Rock.
Great video. Liked, subscribed, watched multiple times for the retention (and enjoyment), and now - commenting for the algorithm. Success will come your way soon enough man
Btw, blue dancer charms effect isnt based off of percentage weight so staying light load doesnt help ot. Its a flat amount. So if you go over 30, it doesnt work anymore.
I am flabbergasted by the damage you’re able to make against these bosses and enemies. Spat out my drink at the first ghostflame dragon. Holy shit that crit damage on the head was nasty. Almost choked from laughing in pain when Metyr killed you with 0.0001% HP left.
4:55 bom bom bom bombom bom bom bom bom bom bombom bom bom Mr Sandman give me a dream Make him the cutest that ive ever seen Give him two lips like rose and clover And tell him that his lonesome nights are over
I like that a naked man throwing cracked rocks does more damage than me decked out in talismans and hella levels with a +10 sword made to kill fucking gods. Elden ring is truly a masterpiece
Aight Sisyphus, calm down
Pin this man NOW! edit: THEY PINNED HIM!! YIPPEE
One must imagine Sisyphus *angry*
BE GONE
YES THATS IT!
THIS WILL HURT
Radagon picked paper.
underrated comment
But Mohg was mohglested not the mohglester! He has been cleared of all charges, justice for our man
The miquallester for ahold of him...
Justice for Mohg and his homie Ansbach too.
F you, Leda.
I know. This slander will not be forgiven
No no
The Miquelussy miquellested the Moghlester that actually was the Miquellested
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
local homeless man usurps gods by throwing random rocks he found on the side of the road
Dayum
Sounds like a new Isekai or Manwha.
„He who is without sin may cast the first stone“ type shit
If he with the greatest sin threw the stone
nice profile picture
@@unkerrupted hey you too
They should’ve add big rock in The Jesus story
ITS SINLESS STEVE
Fromsoft be like: hard cap on the amount of cracked pots you can hold, BUT WHAT ABOUT 999 ROCKS??!!!?
14:59 DLC is out bro, Mohg beat the allegations, he was Miquellested
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
@@ShadowNemesis575 Bro are u mentally challanged
@@ShadowNemesis575you are fast but your thoughts are slower
should've named the character "The Rock" missed opportunity
Yeah but he's killing people with rocks and he's called Walter white
@@JamesMIlnerIsTooGood yeah but walt makes crystal. he should have done pablo escobar as he was selling coke which becomes crack rock
@@newendoria1232 yeah but Walter White funny. And Crystal is often referred to as rock
should've fucked the shit "fuckshit" missed opportunity
Can I get a ROCK AND STONE
For Karl!
ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!
@@pl_on ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
ROCK. AND. STONE
ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!
Ayoo wtf is that damage
AYE YOU RESPECT MOHG, HE WAS CLEARED OF HIS CHARGES
Do not worry, I have learned to backstab from my ash. His slander will not be forgotten
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
@ShadowNemesis575 miquella can literally compel love and affection. We learned this before the dlc even came out. It's not a stretch to assume he can compel specific types of affection.
Bewitching branch
"Tree branch blessed with an incantation of unalloyed gold.
Craftable item.
Pierce a foe, using FP to turn them into a temporary ally.
The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection."
For a smaller youtuber, this video made me laugh a lot more than most big elden ring youtubers, fire vid
S tier sound effects
5:51 getting your rocks off on Rennala? I can respect that
Slander upon my lord and master Luminary Mohg will not be tolerated when he was actually Miquellested. May your back be stabbed.
He was charmed by the eternal child but show me the lore bit where the charm makes you want to get in his cheeks and marry him? Regardless of you two being related? Noone else was moving like that after being charmed so Mohg absolutely didn't beat the allegations lol
homie making it big by the Elden Ring equivalent of tossing bricks onto a freeway.
ROUNDROCK SUPREMACY
underrated video keep doin what your doin
1:33 love that perfectly cut part
7:45 amazing editing, cant stop smelling my screen for no apparent reason
😟
☹️
😢
Stone of Gurranq: finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary
“Why does this rock do so much damage”
Brother that thing’s the size of a beach ball, what did you think would happen if you threw it at someone’s head
Why does a rock do more damage than weapons of the demigods/gods of this world???
Would you rather get stabbed by a sword or get hit by a 30 kg stone
Bros Earthbending the bosses 😂
Bro NEVER change your mic. This is a beautiful sound, i love it
this is my favorite Elden Ring video to date
Why do I feel like this one video could single handedly change the strength build meta.
Never in all my days have I seen such rocking content
by far the funniest elden ring youtuber ive watched love your content bro 😎
So glad you just gave yourself the rocks instead of making us watch you grind the mats for 7 days
This channel slept on heavy, hope you blow up soon g
Shat myself when I saw you only had 650 subs. You deserve way more
Bro💀💀
God’s judgment? No.
Cain’s judgment? Yes!
Actually Mohg beat the allegations when the dlc came out.
"Hello you have reached the federal government, You're currently located in Florida, where our laws don't apply. Please solve any problems you have with large rocks" - Max0r
thats how they started the bestial and gravity incantations, just a meathead throwing rocks at each other XD
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Is... is Sisyphus happy? A bit concerned over here.
Missed opportunity to not name yourself "Kid Rock"
Finally i got something to watch while i eat keep the content coming
rock : *lot of dmg.*
3 rock in a pot: DAMAGE!!!
The call with your friend had me in tears. 10/10.
I feel like I just watched you go through a very emotionally damaging experience. You were so enthusiastic about the rocking the beginning and by the end you just wanted the suffering to be over 🤣. Fucking props for killing Radahn for the first time with ROCKS.
Finally, Bible-accurate Cain build
14:27 He beat the allegations though😭
The beauty of games like Elden ring is that your class can be ANYTHING. Rebuttal: But if you get too smart, the devs will nerf you. Answer: play stupider, they can’t nerf something stupid
people hype up the rock pots, but id rather skip the middle man and just throw the rocks myself
This is the build for the guys in Age of War 2 who threw rocks
Miyazaki watching in horror as the community reverts to cavemen.
The community: Hehehehe rock go bonk.
Didn't expect a Skeeter Jean reference in my Elden Ring rock video. Goated. Laughed a lot. Subbed. 9/10 would pray to Rock. Better actor than the real Rock.
Strongest rock user in history (radahn)vs. the strongest rock user of today (snoozy)
mohg is not a pdf file. he has been mohglested by miquella, miquellester. mohg has beaten the allegations.
a well ROUNDed build, it ROCKs
The damage those rocks do is absurd
Great video. Liked, subscribed, watched multiple times for the retention (and enjoyment), and now - commenting for the algorithm. Success will come your way soon enough man
Free my dude Mohg. He was under miquella's magic
MOHG BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS HES A INNOCENT MAN!🙏🗣️🔥
One must imagine the Tarnished happy...
Scissor been realy quiet since this dropped
This is a true rock and stone moment
Me defeating the Concept of Order with a big rock.
I'm a more civilized man, i put the rocks into jars and then throw them
This is my favorite video on elden ring
to dodge metyr’s lazer, you go right before the energy wave close to them and kinda just stand there in between the damage aura and the lazer
It's not just a rock, it's a boulder
close enough, welcome back sisyphus!
may your mental state return to "sane" with haste
Walter White on his "I'm the one that 🪨 s" type shit here.
Btw, blue dancer charms effect isnt based off of percentage weight so staying light load doesnt help ot. Its a flat amount. So if you go over 30, it doesnt work anymore.
I'm Brazilian, I didn't understand anything you said in the video, but I still loved it
very funny video congratulations
I love how it takes till he gets to 42:55 for him to say maybe this won’t be that easy 😂
Hey chat, today we're gonna learn about stoning
"Is that Giancarlo Esposito!?" Really caught me off guard LMAO
Fifty hours in the DLC and I'm only just now figuring out you can throw those things. And hot damn they do a lot of damage.
I am flabbergasted by the damage you’re able to make against these bosses and enemies.
Spat out my drink at the first ghostflame dragon.
Holy shit that crit damage on the head was nasty.
Almost choked from laughing in pain when Metyr killed you with 0.0001% HP left.
The Elden beast vs a literal fucking rock
These would go crazy on a caveman build
John "The Dwayne" Rockson would be proud.
Holy crap, they added 1.00 Bloodborne pebbles to the game!
he took a quick glance at that golem to make sure he wasn't looking at him funny
only 50 subs is insane, you should have millions, how dare they disrespect the R O C C
This was so impressive, I didn’t even notice the rune giving. Never happened. Anyone who says otherwise is insane
Who would win, a literal family of gods, or an angry naked man with a rock?
Bro brought me back to age of war ranged unit 😂
4:55
bom bom bom bombom bom bom
bom bom bom bombom bom bom
Mr Sandman give me a dream
Make him the cutest that ive ever seen
Give him two lips like rose and clover
And tell him that his lonesome nights are over
You guys asked for an easy mode and you got rock
That might be my favorite move, i m gonna KMS
Keep yourself safe I hope
For the last time THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!!!!!!!!
AHH YEs, the " ougah bougah " build, i wanted to return to monke.
Do you remember that meleania says “now rot” but he says “now rock”
use these along with a kicking build and you can be Rock Lee.
The commentary in this video is Golden (Vow).
I just watched this dude beat malikeith (the boss i have been stuck on for days) with a fucking rock
For the Metyr laser move, there is a little space between her AOE and the laser beam itself, where you are safe.
10/10 video my guy. Great idea, great editing, and great commentary. You just earned yourself a subscriber. I pray for you to blow up
Damn! 48k views!? This shit blew up!
metyrs big laser is literally just get as far away as possible
Im glad this got recommended to me
I like that a naked man throwing cracked rocks does more damage than me decked out in talismans and hella levels with a +10 sword made to kill fucking gods. Elden ring is truly a masterpiece
This video definitely did rock.
Thumbnail should've been sysaphus carrying the godskin noble tho
"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock!"
is bro living under a rock too? mohg was cleared of all charges.