Imagine cleaning up and getting rid of those dead monsters tho 😂😂😂 (two weeks later) Soldiers: "Seriously? Taotie soup and Taotie dumplings AGAIN?" Army cook: "OH COME ON EVERYONE, those things ate up all our food supplies and now there's tons of them just lying around about to rot. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?" General Lin: "Just pretend it's chicken. Green, slimy, scaly chicken." (the soldiers grumble half-heartedly and continue eating)
Yeah you would think for the first battle they would have used those blades and those guys who stood on the side of the wall instead of those blue girls.
When a mercenary warrior Garin (Damon) is imprisoned within the Great Wall, he discovers the mystery behind one of the greatest wonders of the world. As wave after wave of marauding beasts besieges the massive structure, his quest for fortune turns into a journey toward heroism as he joins a huge army of elite warriors to confront the unimaginable and seemingly unstoppable force.
I remember this movie. When I first saw the trailer I brushed it off with, "looks like shit." Then I heard and read articles of everyone being mad how it is a racist movie. Then one day I decided to watch it on Netflix cause I was bored. It's actually a good movie and didn't find it offensive. (I'm Chinese myself)
1:41 there are literally guys behind them who can help but are in a shield wall that’s on a wall when that’s does not even work half the time of these things
The problem I have with it is that it follows the movie cliche of "if you kill the lesser, the rest will die" the same cliche that will be used for the game of thrones white walkers now
2:07 General Shao's death = Cooper's death in jurassic park 3 3:09 Cadet Peng Yong's death = Nash's death in jurassic park 3 3:14 Strategist Wang's death = Udesky's death in jurassic park 3 🌟 They are killed by creatures one by one
I still do not understand the thought processes behind the people that decided that creating soldiers that go over the wall and stab things and then get taken back up, was a good idea. There was the part where there were blades in the wall that basically cut the creatures in half as they climbed up, but that still doesn’t help me understand why they decided to train soldiers to do the job that those blades could’ve done. Why not just have more blades along the wall? One line at the base, one in the middle, and one near the top. That way you don’t need to send people over the wall. Hell, and even better idea instead of those soldiers jumping over it would be to build towers extending out from the wall that people can drop bombs from. It’s a cool movie and an interesting one to see, but it’s still weird
Me: *click the video* Video: *the great Me: "maybe its like attack on titan" me:*skips 30 seconds* Me: "WOW GREAT MOVIE!!" My brother that was 7th: *its like a jurassic park in medieval... *
You didnt include the scene where 3 men got killed by an alien thing and they killed the alien... brought it to the wall. Man, this comment stood here for a year only to be ignored as a correction...
This movie was pretty cool, but there were some concepts that were just really stupid. The people jumping off of the wall serve no purpose. You're just throwing away soldiers who could be firing arrows or helping to load siege equipment. Or hell, they would be at the very edge of the wall with spears to fend off any of the weird chompy things with spears.
I love seeing the Kill count just skyrocketing like that.
Imagine cleaning up and getting rid of those dead monsters tho 😂😂😂
(two weeks later)
Soldiers: "Seriously? Taotie soup and Taotie dumplings AGAIN?"
Army cook: "OH COME ON EVERYONE, those things ate up all our food supplies and now there's tons of them just lying around about to rot. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?"
General Lin: "Just pretend it's chicken. Green, slimy, scaly chicken."
(the soldiers grumble half-heartedly and continue eating)
Me too! It's even funnier when it skyrockets with the Sonic Ring sound effect!
Javier Munoz I I thought that too
All of those at the end weren’t dead
JiyuJam oh yeah eren from aot
I noticed the number count went red for 666
PREMIUM PICKAXE not everyone's favorite number including christians. Not my favorite.... Ugh
me too
PREMIUM PICKAXE I saw it
Ok. That. was a good thing to hide when there are too many deaths and you put an death count.
True
1:14
Those things are swarming up the wall like the zombies from WWZ
It’s basically a death wish if you sign up for one of those blue girls
“This was not in the job description...”
Might as well sign up and be like "alright is this where I sign up for suicide great can't fucking wait
Yeah you would think for the first battle they would have used those blades and those guys who stood on the side of the wall instead of those blue girls.
It's a death wish no matter what corps you choose.
Tbf, they already got the name "suicide unit"
Trumps favourite movie.
TheSuperDuper David10101 but wait what happend if trump wanna make this happend that he make the movie
@@simonpotter7534 and those things
@@simonpotter7534 sad part I I can see this lol
XD
“The white man who comes to save China” Written and directed by Donald trump. Title, “work in progress”
The scene with the deflectors turned from really cool to absolute betrayal
This film has a absolutely massive carnage count!!!! Nearly 1000 kills!!!!
Holy jeez this movie has more kills than Geostorm
Dragon wars 2007 has more
When a mercenary warrior Garin (Damon) is imprisoned within the Great Wall, he discovers the mystery behind one of the greatest wonders of the world. As wave after wave of marauding beasts besieges the massive structure, his quest for fortune turns into a journey toward heroism as he joins a huge army of elite warriors to confront the unimaginable and seemingly unstoppable force.
I remember this movie.
When I first saw the trailer I brushed it off with, "looks like shit."
Then I heard and read articles of everyone being mad how it is a racist movie.
Then one day I decided to watch it on Netflix cause I was bored. It's actually a good movie and didn't find it offensive. (I'm Chinese myself)
My God, This is only behind by Return of The King by around 100.
Patrick Martins well sharknado has more
The carnage count sound never gets old
Unpopular opinion - I actually liked this movie.
The 666 went red ha
How do you keep track of these if you have numerous characters in one movie?
Years of practice
Did it go red when it said 666?
:D
Justin DoesRandomVids ye
Yes
Uh oh, stonks
3:21 This reminds me of me setting up 1000 dominoes until my baby cousin.....
I thought the counter was going to explode at some point
This movie was AMAZING!
1:41 there are literally guys behind them who can help but are in a shield wall that’s on a wall when that’s does not even work half the time of these things
There were 832 kills in The Great Wall.
Anybody noticed the Font of the kill counter turns red when its at 666 Deaths. 3:25
best part about this is that when he is unsure how many peeps died in a scene just spam a few numbers in.
This collabs (between Dynasty Warriors x Turok) are amazing! So in the battle scene, makes me remembers the Zhao Yun!
How do you count them 🤔🤔🤔
I love this movie
I think you forgot a few deaths, you didn't include the scene where the dude's group got decimated by the creatures
Joshua Teoh yeah, when they’re sitting by a campfire at night near the beginning of the movie.
@@anhonestreviewer7015 Those poor bastards...
The movie should be renamed as The Great Ding, in respect to the 832 dings in this video. Great video!
+Chowmein Thank you!
the great Wall was a good movie
The problem I have with it is that it follows the movie cliche of "if you kill the lesser, the rest will die" the same cliche that will be used for the game of thrones white walkers now
Nuclearpoweredturtle yea but its simply impossible to kill all, also in got
not according to box office numbers, it wasnt
HECK YEAH 5 STARS! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I love that movie
1:08 HERE WE GOOOOO!
I counted 218 beasts on the last part, but it goes up so high in just lower than 4 minutes!
And thus, another carnage record was broken
2:07 General Shao's death = Cooper's death in jurassic park 3
3:09 Cadet Peng Yong's death = Nash's death in jurassic park 3
3:14 Strategist Wang's death = Udesky's death in jurassic park 3
🌟 They are killed by creatures one by one
Lv.10 Fireball 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lv.20 Meteor 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lv.30 Arrmagedon 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is so far the most high carnage count on this channel
Is that a fact?
finally you do this movie
+pokebreeder 25 Finally?!
i was waiting for a while when will you do john wick 2
I felt in love with the movie not gonna lie
3:27 Is when the count hits 666.
The timing may be off by milliseconds.
Oh my lord how much time does it take you to count the crowded scenes like when the catapults were used in the beginning?
You skipped the one tao tei scout the 2 guys killed before they were captured
Dont forgett the bandits that blew themselves up
i got three words for this movie : so many kill.
derp face do u play roblox
yes
Reminds me of Rick and Morty Season 3
832 kills? That's like the most legendary counts of murder for this movie in this channel in history way better than z nation
3:25 MULTI KILL
I still do not understand the thought processes behind the people that decided that creating soldiers that go over the wall and stab things and then get taken back up, was a good idea. There was the part where there were blades in the wall that basically cut the creatures in half as they climbed up, but that still doesn’t help me understand why they decided to train soldiers to do the job that those blades could’ve done. Why not just have more blades along the wall? One line at the base, one in the middle, and one near the top. That way you don’t need to send people over the wall. Hell, and even better idea instead of those soldiers jumping over it would be to build towers extending out from the wall that people can drop bombs from. It’s a cool movie and an interesting one to see, but it’s still weird
1:09 oh my god
defence 100
Terraria max defense: yo
Nice riddle
Yall forgot that scene where Willem Dafoe and a few people die after their "campfire" exploded due to the fact that some bombs fell on the fire.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COUNT?????
Oof props to you for specifically counting all these kills
can you do how many kills in jonah hex (2010), pirates of the Caribbean at world's end (2007)
can you do how many kills in Logan the wolverine
XD similar to attack on titan
3:43 it had WAY more kills than the Resident Evil Final Chapter!
You missed when they were around the campfire and got ambushed
You must have had an absolute blast counting how many of those creatures were killed. I mean, holy shit.
we need to build a wall
How did he count all of deaths?the hardest part to compute the deaths is the first attacks scene.
I don't know
What the hell type of plot is this. The Chinese weren't defending against monsters, they were defending against the mongols.
quick question, what movie that you watched so far had the most deaths
When you love high carnage counts and you almost have a heart attack when those arrows and meters come down and your like fuck yes
Carnage
Correct title: A compilation of alien dog deaths vs the Great Wall of China
Add the numbers of deaths you can properly count
You forgot the 23 comrades that died before the catapults.
can you do how many kills in watership down (1979)
Why are you not doing Mission Impossible?
just one minute and nearly 200 deaths already :D i dont know which movie could have had more carnage count in one minute than this movie does :D
Do u just keep adding numbers or just rewind and count
How long did this video take to make
Me: *click the video*
Video: *the great
Me: "maybe its like attack
on titan"
me:*skips 30 seconds*
Me: "WOW GREAT MOVIE!!"
My brother that was 7th: *its like a jurassic park in medieval... *
You should really be doing carnage counts for Crypt TV
Jeez, How do You manage to Count That Many?!
if this is actual count on the Area dmg... good job
What about the other one they kill in the beginning
When the men where kill by the Tao tei
Why are there no ‘dun du du du dun duun dun dun duuuuun’ noises after every 100 kill
Your so good at counting the kills
and the one at the beginning that falls down the chasm?
can you do how many kills in
Holy shet that a new top 10 kill count
How about Train to Busan?
how many kills in Ted 1 or 2
I think it was more then 800 creatures than was there. And if every budy died at the end it would be more deaths. + some humans died to.
No green monsters were harmed in the production of this movie
I just noticed that Luhan was the guy at 3:52.
I'm just thinking to my self but FEEEEED FOR DAYS
You didnt include the scene where 3 men got killed by an alien thing and they killed the alien... brought it to the wall.
Man, this comment stood here for a year only to be ignored as a correction...
Is 25 seconds the fastest we had to get to 100? (Btw, I started the kill count timer after kill #1)
3:28 notice that i counted 666 is color "RED"
U did not mention some death sentence
how many kills in king Kong 2005
Quick question, what were they fighting?
+Johnny P Monsters?
Carnage Counts Ah
+Johnny P I have no idea.
They explain in the movie they came from a meteorite, so Aliens.
They are a type of monster in Chinese culture and they represent greed for how much they eat in the movie, just google it, you'll see.
China did this Movie only to get a High score for Carnage Count.
Beginning combos #greatjobcarnagecounts
Could you do Teen Titans: The Judas Contract?
How about the part where they luckily killed a tao tei by themselves
This movie was pretty cool, but there were some concepts that were just really stupid. The people jumping off of the wall serve no purpose. You're just throwing away soldiers who could be firing arrows or helping to load siege equipment. Or hell, they would be at the very edge of the wall with spears to fend off any of the weird chompy things with spears.
*music comes on*
“0 to 100 real quick”
3:25 u c thats there is soooooo much more then 200 twenty something kills there is 597
I always wonder how these guys are able to count every single death
El mas largo hasta ahora
This is the most number of deaths I seen so far.😮
Might be a new kill record...832
ding.ding.ding.ding...ding.ding
Nice and I thought it would go over 1000 at the beginning I was like hmmm this has to go over 1000 but doesn’t pretty suprised