Kevin Smith Answers the Internet's Dumbest Questions

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  • @devodavis6454
    @devodavis6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This dude is so damn smart.
    Kevin Smith: consistently proving that potheads can be geniuses.

  • @damianocampo4302
    @damianocampo4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Everything this dude says is gold.

    • @zoidberger1652
      @zoidberger1652 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Kevin Smith, I've seen everyone movie he was involved in making, but with a midget I would just walk into the ocean and stand there up to my waist and until he or she was dead and then continue on living my life. I don't hate anyone but if you're going to in my life 24/7 and grumpy all the time and there's an easy solution to fixing that relationship I'm going to get rid of you one way or another.

    • @gamblorthemonster
      @gamblorthemonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoidberger1652 you never lose the midget, a new one will take its place.

    • @zoidberger1652
      @zoidberger1652 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamblorthemonster we'll see about that

    • @biscuitactual
      @biscuitactual 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven H. There cant be an infinite amount of midgets right? You would just have to live with the fact of drowning a whole bunch of them lmao.

  • @studiomansion7942
    @studiomansion7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Kevin looks ten years younger. I'm just glad he's healthy. He's priceless.

    • @DCapybara
      @DCapybara 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he 50?

  • @piromaniac8
    @piromaniac8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:55 you're supposed to say "oh what a lovely tea party"

    • @paulhiggins7383
      @paulhiggins7383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      whats that from its been bugging me for about ten minutes I know I have heard in relation to blowies but cant remember where

    • @rawrjay420
      @rawrjay420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulhiggins7383 jay and silent bob stike back, represent

    • @PrettyWhenICry83
      @PrettyWhenICry83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @paulhiggins7383
      @paulhiggins7383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rawrjay420 cheers I actually remembered as soon as I typed the question but always nice to get a response

  • @Halfstep2024
    @Halfstep2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    That’s like the first time I’ve seen him without a hockey jersey on

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      James Rowland its under the jacket

    • @barryjelly3273
      @barryjelly3273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the North Korean hockey jersey.

    • @URProductions
      @URProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's 'cause the hockey jersey is just a baggy thing to cover his rolls and still kinda looks cool.

    • @Spthomas47
      @Spthomas47 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He gave them up a couple months ago.

    • @PcPFilmsDayton
      @PcPFilmsDayton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You never saw him as Silent Bob?!

  • @JarradShaw
    @JarradShaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Kevin. Listen to all his podcasts. Watch him every time he hosts (IMDB or what ever) anything. This was so good. The production was Sooooo good. Loved it.

  • @michaelr.mcguire3112
    @michaelr.mcguire3112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    If you do the first 90% then you're the fluffer. 😉

    • @brunsta234
      @brunsta234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gay

    • @NateB1976
      @NateB1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah fluffer is more like first 15%.

    • @GrammarPaladin
      @GrammarPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@1SqueakyWheel that's an actual thing? Why?

    • @KidNato
      @KidNato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which is why Kevin is a true working class hero

    • @smeutr1
      @smeutr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexandre Gagne a girl that keeps it hard while they are taking breaks in between shooting the video

  • @Tx_Made_Me
    @Tx_Made_Me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the words of Bill Murray on Little Shop of Horror "You are something special" the reasoning behind your answers are funny AF Kevin

  • @Breezy-bv9te
    @Breezy-bv9te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Kevin is looking GOOD!! Bravo on the weight loss!! And your still funny! Xtra Kudos on that!! 😁😁

    • @thetankgarage
      @thetankgarage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only needed a (seriously serious) heart-attack. Who knew! No need for diets, we should work on improving heart-attack survival rates instead :)

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Kevin makes the most shitty films. Tusk was awful, nothing good about it. RLM knows it.

    • @Breezy-bv9te
      @Breezy-bv9te 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nitrodino7875 Well thats your opinion.. And everyone is allowed to have opinions.. 😒😒

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Breezy-bv9te Yeah, but you know for a FACT that most of his movies will never be remembered. Except for his small fan base who probably watched all his films. All I will remember him for is Directing Scooby Doo x KISS. And Clerks, which is probably the only other film I consider to be good. Clerks was very interesting, but that was his zenith and it went downhill from there.

    • @killer3lit3
      @killer3lit3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piper 1027 piper can get piped...just saying

  • @knedy
    @knedy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The proper response after getting blasted in the mouth *"Thank you, Sir! May I have another?"*

    • @Luchablay
      @Luchablay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Kennedy Experience oh what a lovely tea party.

  • @baronvonpiano7625
    @baronvonpiano7625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, Kevin Smith has always seemed like one of the coolest guys on the planet.

  • @JA-ug7wq
    @JA-ug7wq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would watch just about anything with Kevin Smith in it.

  • @amiliakiesman6485
    @amiliakiesman6485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that he threw forgeticus in there, is gold.

  • @chemtrail2269
    @chemtrail2269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why the hell is slow motion playing in the background

    • @stevens1-o7s
      @stevens1-o7s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      because songs from 2004 are still better than the zoomer garbage today I guess

  • @isthatwhatemptymeans8222
    @isthatwhatemptymeans8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They say "What a lovely tea party!"

  • @coyotefire69420
    @coyotefire69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin is the man. I saw a video talking about the Spiderman series and he was great. I didnt realize how awesome of a person he is

  • @platinumrubies85
    @platinumrubies85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My bank account is at where I'd embarrass myself on national tv for 10mins for $4mil.

  • @rencart
    @rencart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    before watching video: How are they going to edit this man down to only 5 minutes?
    after video: they just sped him up lol

  • @TheGuardianearth
    @TheGuardianearth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kevin Smith is awesome.

  • @joypaynter4065
    @joypaynter4065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish some of these questions were asked at the presidential debates lol

  • @mattstanislen3165
    @mattstanislen3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the last question was what HE would rather recieve.. Not what he would rather GIVE lmao.

  • @TimD.Morand
    @TimD.Morand 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Forgetticus!" Shout out and much respect to Scott Mosier during their best Smodcast years!

  • @marcosalvadori81
    @marcosalvadori81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uno dei video più interessanti, congratulazioni davvero! Bellissimo canale, molto ben tenuto, ti seguo

  • @captaintattertot7547
    @captaintattertot7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GOD DAMN SILENT BOB SLIMMED DOWN

  • @JamieKitchens6
    @JamieKitchens6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That wallrush widh is a great place please

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Obviously the rollerblade, just put one on your right foot whenever you have to go somewhere.

  • @zacharyrhodes5157
    @zacharyrhodes5157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    what’s that intro song ?

  • @Crescentknight8189
    @Crescentknight8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want the first 90%. That's like saying do you only want to watch the ending of a movie. I've missed all of the good parts

  • @withallyourlight9857
    @withallyourlight9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one yet

  • @rodleypumpkins4174
    @rodleypumpkins4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I see this guy he is silent bob. Had one cool movie and he won’t every let go of silent bob.

  • @Euphoriasmotion2011
    @Euphoriasmotion2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kevin Smith and Forest Whitiker look ill after weight loss.

  • @nickdailey9889
    @nickdailey9889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish this one was super longer

  • @spacedmunkey8027
    @spacedmunkey8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great green screen job. EDIT, it looks like kevin smith is the hulk.

  • @tyeljackson2124
    @tyeljackson2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG??!! Kevin u look sooo good!! U look healthy & happier. Stay insane😋🤣🤯❤

  • @theloyalkid9430
    @theloyalkid9430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahah Slow Motion playing in the back 😂😂😂

  • @heathschwab
    @heathschwab 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha ide love to sit and chat with him about anything and party some bet he's even funny at clubs. But great answers I've watched so many now but I had to get to the first ever who was the first so when I found it great guy to start it off. Good job and god bless

  • @notachance3444
    @notachance3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I’d get along with Kevin smith better then any celebrity out there because nothing is too far, nothing is too gay to say, no question is too weird or inappropriate. It’s just comedy.

  • @NotFinancialAdviceLOL
    @NotFinancialAdviceLOL ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin Smith is such a cool dude but I can't help but look at him and think he's Jim Cramer's cooler, awesome younger brother lol

  • @dumperrjohnson781
    @dumperrjohnson781 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao, damn. I'm with tacsmoker. 4 million...
    Great to see Kev .

  • @cdowg187
    @cdowg187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But what if the little person was Willow?!?!

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would definitely be worth walking really slow if it meant that I could hang out with Warwick Davis all the time.

    • @gwouru
      @gwouru 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      key word... ANGRY little person who's being a dick

  • @Lesinator
    @Lesinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first answer was well thought out, dudes mulled that over before

  • @menwithven8114
    @menwithven8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is there only like 3k subscribers for this channel???

  • @user-qn7ty8ig7s
    @user-qn7ty8ig7s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would do the 4 million on catch a predator and just look guilty as possible and be proven innocent like condoms and wine coolers level of guilt.

  • @soundgarden510
    @soundgarden510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    great smod call back....1 BIG NUT-A-CUS

  • @phoenixalpha5789
    @phoenixalpha5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh God, he sounds like Bruce Willis, do they both come from the same city ?

  • @Randomynous01
    @Randomynous01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow.. kevinsmith fans are the most Creative in the world

  • @BrandonWillWin
    @BrandonWillWin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whoa this guy talks?

  • @matthewblunderbuss4545
    @matthewblunderbuss4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin smith looks goood

  • @10easilyamused
    @10easilyamused 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s nice to see he decided to wear his giant cousins jacket

  • @RockNRolisss
    @RockNRolisss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this channel isnt even big, but soon enough is gonna be.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is Kevin Smith turning into Robert Downey Jr?

  • @TinaHam12
    @TinaHam12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin Smith is so hot

  • @justincredible5414
    @justincredible5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where did the rest of him go?

  • @johnomara8921
    @johnomara8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I already feel like I have an ill-tempered midget walking slower in front of me all the time

  • @mrb152
    @mrb152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn he looks good, even looks younger

  • @chunkynugget
    @chunkynugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the hell is he going to buy a jacket that is not two sizes too large?

  • @jamesalbrett589
    @jamesalbrett589 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we record the first 90%?

  • @HUSHMONEYBAND
    @HUSHMONEYBAND 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Get Mac Demarco on here

  • @Benzy670
    @Benzy670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m a fan of Kevin, but our man really needs to learn how to wear clothes that fit now that he’s thinner. Dude is swimming in that jacket

  • @trentwerner7398
    @trentwerner7398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a bitch tease question that wasn’t answered at the beginning (skip to 3:40 if you’d like)

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow i heard that fellate question the complete opposite way. i thought they were asking would you rather receive 90% and be left hanging. or the last 10% with no build up. i thought that was an awful choice to have to make :/

  • @whyarewealwaysyelling
    @whyarewealwaysyelling 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's the rest of him? And where is his jersey?

  • @webbit1518
    @webbit1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin is stil wearing all his fat clothes.Go talk to Connor Mcgregor he will hook you up with a good suit guy

  • @joewisniewski9206
    @joewisniewski9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He kind of looks like Nathan Lane

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some people look forever the same! Ok, some wrinkles - but the same goddamn face since the nineties! Keep on, not-so-silent... 👍😁

  • @inmate666
    @inmate666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last half....why waste the money on the first half?

  • @thebluefus
    @thebluefus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That got weird

  • @yannikoloff7659
    @yannikoloff7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He can talk?!!!

  • @bobocaterpillar3697
    @bobocaterpillar3697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he lost a ton of weight ... but hes still wearing the same clothes

  • @jgp6574
    @jgp6574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    you say "my, what a lovely tea party"

  • @DIYTFY
    @DIYTFY 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fart answers

  • @duellingdescartes7950
    @duellingdescartes7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    His brother ain't married.

  • @greenleaftreefrog
    @greenleaftreefrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Odd and uncomfortable

  • @owenfitzgerald8944
    @owenfitzgerald8944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy will do ANYTHING for publicity/attention 🤣

  • @captaintattertot7547
    @captaintattertot7547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anybody else hear Rihanna in the background

  • @chriswebb1679
    @chriswebb1679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are you wearing that jacket? Just gonna say stupid. Lol

  • @radarlovedr
    @radarlovedr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bull city!

  • @alexzanderdambrosio1590
    @alexzanderdambrosio1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No kids are watching this

  • @DeepbloodFang
    @DeepbloodFang 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevins old clothes are too big for him now.

  • @davidram9511
    @davidram9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comedy has died

  • @jinshunlin7656
    @jinshunlin7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The careless surgeon unprecedentedly hand because tom-tom hooghly earn but a brief otter. craven, cloudy system

  • @vgzimrlankey5682
    @vgzimrlankey5682 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only unsubbed cause got bored of seeing the same questions

  • @markgreen8045
    @markgreen8045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The single most overrated pseudo celebrity ever.

  • @i_shoot_stuff
    @i_shoot_stuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    They wrote midget on the card for Kev but put little person on the screen

  • @TheRealTimKennedy
    @TheRealTimKennedy ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude is not funny, imagine that

  • @d_dirty_rl6493
    @d_dirty_rl6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I’m a hard worker, I would do the full 100%

  • @michelevitarelli
    @michelevitarelli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Kevin is melting away. Time for visit a tailor. He's starting to channel David Byrne in Stop Making Sense.

  • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
    @user-nw8tg1pg9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    He's looking great! I was the only girl in my highschool that picked silent Bob over Jay in ”would you rather” and he still looks really good. No Disrespect to Mr. Mewes. I just prefer a thinking man.

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @G Wagon project much?

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @G Wagon 😂😂 thanks bro

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @G Wagon I'm sure that was a joke. Either way, I'm married, so even if he wanted to sauce my clam I wouldn't allow it, I don't cheat on my husband.

    • @CakesTv1337
      @CakesTv1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-nw8tg1pg9y So Mewes isn't a thinking man? Are you fucked in the head?

    • @user-nw8tg1pg9y
      @user-nw8tg1pg9y 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CakesTv1337 not saying he isn't, but since the choice was 'Jay or silent Bob' and not 'Mewes or Smith,' I choose silent Bob. I think we can all agree that Jay's character leaves a lot to be desired.

  • @Katbeanz
    @Katbeanz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    put marc bernardin in the jay and silent bob reboot!

  • @brunsta234
    @brunsta234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I respect the shit out of Kevin smith , but goddamn I hate the way he dresses

  • @CassandrashadowcassMorrison
    @CassandrashadowcassMorrison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You look GREAT, Kevin! You are much loved, man. That bit where you actually helped the people protesting DOGMA made me fall in love with you! Your sense of humor is SO effin' awesome!
    Stay healthy and stick around for a LONG time!

  • @dailytimes6787
    @dailytimes6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why is he wearing his grandmas coat

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      From what I know of this guy, he probably got that at a Value Village (thrift shop chain in Canada) for $4 and put a $3000 pin on it.

  • @xerotoninz
    @xerotoninz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the 10% gets all the credit and compilations, nobody remembers the first 90%.
    just do a poor job of the 10%, nobody will come out better and nobody will remember you, easy

  • @hardleecure
    @hardleecure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Kevin... We all know what the answer is when someone blows in your mouth. Surely you watched Good Will Hunting.

  • @spookytuesday17
    @spookytuesday17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, #skinnyKevin

  • @incognitoatunknown2702
    @incognitoatunknown2702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Kevin because you know exactly what you are gonna get with him and you never know what you are gonna get with him both at the same time.

  • @harlanhardway5955
    @harlanhardway5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    best Kevin Costner reference of all time.

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He looks very handsome, wow :)

    • @albalopez6542
      @albalopez6542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has always been handsome

  • @RaytheonNublinski
    @RaytheonNublinski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah he can talk. I always forget that.

  • @davelutherable
    @davelutherable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Should do a fuckin makeover Kev. Would be badass. You got the charisma to pull it off in a way where it'd be a total career move. No more zoot suits