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I z czego się śmiejecie, z samych siebie s śmiejecie! Where is this laughing coming from? Why all the audience is in a such good mood ? Osho od not joking, , he is telling the truth about our weakness.
If you think that's hilarious, you should see how he makes fun of Jesus and any other master lol he doesn't care. He is a free man. Ready to die. As I have always said; Osho was just passing through Earth.
Osho said here that people who watch 7 hours of television per day are trying to avoid themselves. Looking inwards (through meditation) creates fear because you don't know the beauty, bliss and joy of drowning into nothingness. Ecstasy opens up as you fall inwards. Courage is needed as you go into the unknown. This way the meaning and significance of life can be found.
Actually, if you READ Osho discourses, you find the same depth. The language is immaterial. Certainly, his Hindi was next level, but the English has the same fire power!
One also looses its true capability 2 create from inside...by just being leaded and influenced by the outside. In the outside world u never find what u truly looking 4...cause its not there 2 find. Osho been a great and awsome divine one ❤ Thx 4 uploading.
Perfect example of Deadpan, dry humour, or dry-wit humour is the deliberate display of emotional neutrality or no emotion, commonly as a form of comedic delivery to contrast with the ridiculousness or absurdity of the subject matter. The delivery is meant to be blunt, ironic, laconic, or apparently unintentional. Early in his vaudeville days, Buster Keaton developed his deadpan expression. Keaton realised that audiences responded better to his stony expression than when he smiled, and he carried this style into his silent film career.The 1928 Vitaphone short film The Beau Brummels, with vaudeville comics Al Shaw and Sam Lee, was performed entirely in deadpan.The 1980 film Airplane! was performed almost entirely in deadpan; it helped relaunch the career of one of its supporting actors, Leslie Nielsen, who transformed into a prolific deadpan comic after the film. Actor and comedian Bill Murray is known for his deadpan delivery.
Ahem..If I may add to the many...Jack Lemon, Benny Hill, Buster Keaton. Danny Kaye, Jimmy/Joe Cooper.? Charlie Chaplin. Just of the few of greats...Who made the World a better place. For larfing out loud. Hahaha...I see them Saints in their own right... Cos, I never seen pictures of Saints or even Jesus Smiling...???
In emptiness and nothingness, people may forget one thing: Who is seeing the emptiness? It must be awareness itself. Which brings the blessing and the blissfulness! It is not simply empty. The same awareness used to watch t.v. Turned on itself, is the treasure ✨ 💖 of enlightenment of blissfulness Beloved Osho and friends ❤ All love and gratitude 🙏
@@vistaruk69I value life because it is all i have to value in this world. But as for value other people, it’s kind of annoying loving someone who doesn’t even know how to love themselves
1 out of 500,000 people probably realllyyy understand him.. and he still goes out his way for the other 499,999 that are probably there because it’s fun
could be a stretch...yet i am ok with that....but when i enjoy Osho i also think of steven wright........steven says that he had a house and in one room there was a light switch and he would flick the switch off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on....and nothing would ever happen...then his neighbour called him on the phone and said.....stop doing that....
Try listening without laughing - it is almost impossible. Just ask how Osho the master is talking without smiling. How still that mind can be! The problem living with the greatest sages is that we miss the essence and we pick up the laughter.
Osho is portrayed as the great guru by his followers. But do those followers realize that he was just a mortal on earth who came here to learn? Never run after gurus, seek your own inner guidance. Better not make this Osho too sacred.
This is the most underrated comment I have read. If you worship Osho like he is God. then you have failed Osho. Wise gurus like him come to earth to teach us to follow our own inner guidance, yet somehow we find a way to Godify anything we become passionate about. This `Godifying` habit stems from previous habit of adhering to mainstream religions . Something many do not graduate out of even after meeting and learning from wise gurus like Osho.
chill bros, most people come here for a good laugh. that's what Osho sells - what the people want, and people miss laughter the most, and he wraps the learning in that package. smart guy.
@@yafizsalman1127 i feel like you're missing the point because he really isn't that wise. He's just got common sense which not a lot of people have. Don't praise someone for doing what's expected
You can't self teach meditation. Nor you can learn anything if you don't respect your teacher. The source of the knowledge cannot be disrespected. In eastern traditions, it is only beautiful to respect your master and consider him sacred. If what he is saying is not found sacred, then obviously you r missing a lot.
So much of Transcendental Meditation these days 😂 People are so enlightened that they meditate with their phones and apps while walking, shopping and even on toilets 😂
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Can you please give me the video in which Budhha talks about Bihar having 10000 states ?
I z czego się śmiejecie, z samych siebie s śmiejecie! Where is this laughing coming from? Why all the audience is in a such good mood ? Osho od not joking, , he is telling the truth about our weakness.
enable the subtitles for the video
AMERICA could not keep him alive and the reptilien abrahamic tendecy came out to kill him as it did with Réd Indians, Africains,Indians, etc
I cannot believe OSHO delivered this absolute comedic gem so stone cold in the face. I literally have so much respect for this master.
its not stone cold, its ISness, beingness, presence, its not cold its cool, a cool breeze on a hot day :-) as I know you know too
I agree 100%. Talk about having a poker face.
1000% agreed And osho real spritual master 🌼👍
If you think that's hilarious, you should see how he makes fun of Jesus and any other master lol he doesn't care. He is a free man. Ready to die. As I have always said; Osho was just passing through Earth.
Where are you from?
Osho's speeches never out of date.
Cheers from Thailand
Can you please refer to the video in which Osho talks about Bihar having 10000 states ??
😊
I can literally sit and listen to him all day. Watching content from Osho and other masters is (in my opinion) the absolute best use of the internet.
💯🥰🙏🏾
Sure. But applying their teachings would make these masters happy since that is what they preach. Else we'll be just another couch patato. Xoxo
That's against of His teachings, you are watching TV, consuming contents rather than looking inwards
reverse couch potato?
There's something divine about these tunes. Just like Osho. Something that directly touches the core.
Right 👍▶️❤
Osho is brilliant🙏 Inward and Outward- The choice is individual
Osho is Buddha of the modern era.
He would hate that comparison
That's not the right comparision!
Sounds beautifull.
Don't compare buddha to him learning about Buddhist philosophy then compare who stands where?
Osho was a Buddha. Buddha is a being who has reunited with the Truth.
Osho said here that people who watch 7 hours of television per day are trying to avoid themselves. Looking inwards (through meditation) creates fear because you don't know the beauty, bliss and joy of drowning into nothingness. Ecstasy opens up as you fall inwards. Courage is needed as you go into the unknown. This way the meaning and significance of life can be found.
True, you need a lot of courage for that..
Wow iam in the exact same situation but with a phone instead
Can anybody give me the video in which Osho talks about Bihar itself having 10000 states ??
beautiful!!
So what can you say about me who disolved the ego understood myself and still play games much?
The wise man of the modern Era.
As we all watch Osho he knows we are missing the Now looking to him for answers but he Loves us so is patient 🙏💟
Then - Watching Television 📺
Now - Watching Social media 📱
I’m guilty as charged.
Me too
The master of masters Osho ❤️❤️🙏
I watch way to many videos and should spend more time on keeping my mind quiet. I truly appreciate his wisdom.
I love this conscious relaxation with the moment that Osho has 😍 it makes my breath relaxed ♥
same to you bro
Why I admire him is he didnt change his indian accent moving to different countries and felt desi always
Lol!
He is the most un-indian person ever!
Please don't bring nationality Crap here atleast Go to Arnab Goswami
You will get company there
😅 U probably don't know his thoughts on Indians, India and nationalism 😂
@@chadgod2484 Not just Indian or Indian nationalist but of any Nations and any kind of nationalist...or any kind of separative thinking...
Never heard anyone like him. From an enlightened perspective 😂
"Transcendental vegetation."
I got a really huge laugh out of that one. Wow! Truly funny! Best is hearing everyone laugh like that.
OSHO depth in English - 1
OSHO depth in Hindi - 1000000000
U r a novice man, there are more than 3,000 discourses in English, without listening measuring depth.
@@luv2touchpink Can you help me with the video in which Osho talks about Bihar having 10000 states during Buddha's era?
Jain Sahab
Pehli Fursat me Niklo Yaha Se
Aap Arnab Goswami ke Channel PE Jao
Vaha per aap ko maja ayega
Actually, if you READ Osho discourses, you find the same depth. The language is immaterial. Certainly, his Hindi was next level, but the English has the same fire power!
@@Sidtube10 Ignore the medium
Damn , this stands out as a brilliant stand-up monologue!
Classic deadpan.
I loved his sense of humor!
I was just thinking about Osho and low and behold, here he is.
MASTER LIVES ON.
He was soooo much ahead of his time!
He simply says that People want to escape from the reality nowadays we have social medias and prn what a enlightenment being !
I don't have any friends or family. I have even lost myself! Glorious!
Osho and JK are super geniuses. I am grateful I got to know their philosophy in my life time.
The wise man of modern era⚡
One also looses its true capability 2 create from inside...by just being leaded and influenced by the outside.
In the outside world u never find what u truly looking 4...cause its not there 2 find.
Osho been a great and awsome divine one ❤
Thx 4 uploading.
He is with us
Perfect example of Deadpan, dry humour, or dry-wit humour is the deliberate display of emotional neutrality or no emotion, commonly as a form of comedic delivery to contrast with the ridiculousness or absurdity of the subject matter. The delivery is meant to be blunt, ironic, laconic, or apparently unintentional. Early in his vaudeville days, Buster Keaton developed his deadpan expression. Keaton realised that audiences responded better to his stony expression than when he smiled, and he carried this style into his silent film career.The 1928 Vitaphone short film The Beau Brummels, with vaudeville comics Al Shaw and Sam Lee, was performed entirely in deadpan.The 1980 film Airplane! was performed almost entirely in deadpan; it helped relaunch the career of one of its supporting actors, Leslie Nielsen, who transformed into a prolific deadpan comic after the film. Actor and comedian Bill Murray is known for his deadpan delivery.
You got some knowledge.
@@twodirection8388 not of the importance big paragraph spacing ,😹
Ahem..If I may add to the many...Jack Lemon, Benny Hill, Buster Keaton. Danny Kaye, Jimmy/Joe Cooper.? Charlie Chaplin. Just of the few of greats...Who made the World a better place. For larfing out loud. Hahaha...I see them Saints in their own right... Cos, I never seen pictures of Saints or even Jesus Smiling...???
In emptiness and nothingness, people may forget one thing:
Who is seeing the emptiness?
It must be awareness itself.
Which brings the blessing and the blissfulness!
It is not simply empty.
The same awareness used to watch t.v.
Turned on itself, is the treasure ✨ 💖
of enlightenment
of blissfulness
Beloved Osho and friends ❤
All love and gratitude 🙏
Wahhhh 🤲
He is correct.
Everytime he gives different point of view...
I wish i could have met him during the days he was not famous.
Just imagine this is 80s. So true for smart phones today !
Bless you Osho!!! 💐💝💐💝✨💝✨
Intro music beats are so chill 😎😍
This is outrageously funny but true too 😂🤣👍
Powerful message 🙏
He is superb. Always.
he's one of the most successful persons I know.
He scored life's final goal years ago
Blessed are those 🙏🏻😇🌺
Hey malayali
@@anandu4793 yha to chod de
Thank you, Namaste
the only thing that i don’t get about osho, is why he values the world so much
Don't u value your life , your body you are in ?
@@vistaruk69 There is only life. And like he said, value what's inside the body.
I never understood what point all those Rolls Royce's was making.
@@vistaruk69I value life because it is all i have to value in this world. But as for value other people, it’s kind of annoying loving someone who doesn’t even know how to love themselves
1 out of 500,000 people probably realllyyy understand him.. and he still goes out his way for the other 499,999 that are probably there because it’s fun
Thanks for these words .
I wish so much a message from Osho about social media
Transcendental vegetation 😂😂😂
Explain
earlier couch potato ....now social media potato ....🙂
Thank you osho❤❤
Still miss you 🤷💞
The epidemic has gone exponential since OSHO created this hilarious educational video!
this man figured that out 40 years ago.. modern day pschyo-analyst
OSHO LIVES IN OUR SPIRIT
When you like without watching :
Osho, my love!!!
Please add subtitles 🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️🙏
Same can be said about a book potato. We can spend our whole life reading an innumerable amount of books but yet never reach enlightenment.
You can’t reach enlightenment, enlightenment is just there, you don’t have to do anything to get it just don’t do anything at all, drop all effort
mental gymnasts 😂
I'm in love with this funny, funny, funny man
thank you Osho.
Osho was a man from the future...
This lovely man… is like my Yoda.
could be a stretch...yet i am ok with that....but when i enjoy Osho i also think of steven wright........steven says that he had a house and in one room there was a light switch and he would flick the switch off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on....and nothing would ever happen...then his neighbour called him on the phone and said.....stop doing that....
9:44 is enough to get out of that "transcendental vegetation" state.
7:00 hr - 9:44= precious time saved.
People who have problems with me and are couching . I should listen to them on TV.
transcendental vegetation -- TV for short. clever!
ありがとうございます
Earl Nightingale and Manly P Hall both gave speeches against television since the 1960s they are on TH-cam
The phone is now your TV.
When does it become 3D?
Try listening without laughing - it is almost impossible. Just ask how Osho the master is talking without smiling. How still that mind can be!
The problem living with the greatest sages is that we miss the essence and we pick up the laughter.
Is that meaningful if I replace TV with youtube.
Greetingz cuzinz 😆🥔📺🧙♂️
Yoo bro
Hindi subtitles please.
Wonder what he would say if he was living today about the Metaverse/multiverse etc which is a 10000 times worse than TV
osho hindi >>>>>>>> osho english
wow nice spoken words!!!
How can he say all that with a straight face lmao
Ultimate pokerface
Traducción al español por favor!
I like how the laughs keep getting smaller as Osho's point starts hitting the audience.
Great video
Bow to God Osho 🙏🏻💐
God is within you.
@@n54ll64 and, by the same logic,, within him too.
Hysterical. I love it. ❤❤❤😂😂
When he said you cant go for shopping 🎉😂😂😂
Now is the only Reality 🙏
We meditate on you now :)
There was certain cable tv that brought me a happier world.
JUST WOW!!!!
provide subtitles if u can :)
And thanks to YT, Today there are hundreds of thousands of herniated couch potatoes like me watching OSHO for no purpose whatsoever : )
How do I get to watch the full episode of this talk? Someone please help...
Uploader kindly if you can date of the video please
"went into me today: nothing going on either!" (Karl Valentin 😉)
Osho❤
Hello had a time machine , he go to the future and brought his notes from there😂
Awesome
Gracias
Osho is portrayed as the great guru by his followers. But do those followers realize that he was just a mortal on earth who came here to learn? Never run after gurus, seek your own inner guidance. Better not make this Osho too sacred.
This is the most underrated comment I have read. If you worship Osho like he is God. then you have failed Osho. Wise gurus like him come to earth to teach us to follow our own inner guidance, yet somehow we find a way to Godify anything we become passionate about.
This `Godifying` habit stems from previous habit of adhering to mainstream religions . Something many do not graduate out of even after meeting and learning from wise gurus like Osho.
chill bros, most people come here for a good laugh. that's what Osho sells - what the people want, and people miss laughter the most, and he wraps the learning in that package. smart guy.
@@yafizsalman1127 i feel like you're missing the point because he really isn't that wise. He's just got common sense which not a lot of people have. Don't praise someone for doing what's expected
Disagree. You can't learn it by yourself. You Have to have a master.
You can't self teach meditation. Nor you can learn anything if you don't respect your teacher. The source of the knowledge cannot be disrespected. In eastern traditions, it is only beautiful to respect your master and consider him sacred. If what he is saying is not found sacred, then obviously you r missing a lot.
So much of Transcendental Meditation these days 😂 People are so enlightened that they meditate with their phones and apps while walking, shopping and even on toilets 😂
These companies are hypnotising us by there products like TV and mobile phones
merry Christmas
And now we use our phone screen for like 10-12 hours 😀😀
My mother is addicted to tv and gets mad when I say it to her 😂