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  • @BanterMaestro2-y9z
    @BanterMaestro2-y9z 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    A mom took her identical twins to the doctor and brought along a friend to help, as the kids were feeling very poorly..
    The waiting room was packed, and so each took one twin and sat in a different part of the room.
    Suddenly this lady chimed in _"Those two kids look remarkably alike!"_
    _"Well they SHOULD!"_ said the friend, _"They have the same father!"_

  • @spottheborgcat6523
    @spottheborgcat6523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I am a twin. My sister is two minutes older and has been lording it over me since we were kids. We both just turned 62.

    • @DODO-sk8ic
      @DODO-sk8ic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      loved it

    • @funnydailyofficial
      @funnydailyofficial  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

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    • @donaldlayton437
      @donaldlayton437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know a Star Wars fan who had twins. As a SW fan myself, I said "I'm surprised you didn't make them Luke and Leia." Him: "I wanted to, but she wouldn't allow it." I guess the mom wasn't a SW fan.

    • @xMERCx
      @xMERCx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've read somewhere that the twin that comes out later is actually the older one!

    • @haylieamygoth3407
      @haylieamygoth3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m also two minutes younger than my twin sister

  • @daveli9760
    @daveli9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i have 3 sets of identical twin grandsons.

    • @fridayschild722
      @fridayschild722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wow! Are they from the same son/daughter in law or Daughter/ son in law?

    • @nonacrane491
      @nonacrane491 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get those children of yours some birth control and some anti depressants! 😂 And of course, congratulations to you!

  • @TK-ij2xi
    @TK-ij2xi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    No twins here but the delayed speech reminded me of my kid....they had issues, went to speech therapy but my husband couldn't understand when they were small so he'd say, "Is that right?" in reply.....Now, the child is 17 and I hear that when they talk to the dog.
    "Is that right?". 😂

  • @martinwalker9386
    @martinwalker9386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Where can I rent a well-regulated militia? Don’t bother, get a pair of handcuffs, lock them together and get the popcorn ready.

    • @shadowfox933
      @shadowfox933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like this idea better. Make sure to record for best results XD

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't there a film like that? I think it was called The Defiant Ones: Tony Curtis & Sidney Poitier.

  • @fingerboxes
    @fingerboxes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    One of the people I went to college with had an outburst one day: "I can't take it anymore! Half the time when I see that guy, he flirts with me and gives me lots of attention. The other half of the time, he doesn't acknowledge I exist!" So I'm like "Just go talk to him about it and see what he has to say." So my friend does. Comes back a few minutes later with a kinda sheepish look--turns out that the flirty guy was a twin: one was straight, one was gay.

    • @RoseWolf_Of_The_BDH
      @RoseWolf_Of_The_BDH หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pfff, your poor friend. At least they found out now, and knows now to ask which twin it is.

  • @baggins4354
    @baggins4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    In my brother's high school graduating class there were something like 10 sets of twins covering just about every type, identical, fraternal, mirror, boy/girl, gay/straight. Most had names that rhymed or were alliterative.

    • @kayfey9544
      @kayfey9544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sounds like my middle school. One year, our yearbook featured about eight pairs of twins. We had at LEAST 15+ sets in the school! That left such an impression on me that I usually have at least 1 set of twin characters in my artwork and stories now.

    • @haylieamygoth3407
      @haylieamygoth3407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My high school graduation class had about 6 sets of twins including myself&my sister. And there were also multiple sets in every grade below.

  • @HugsXO
    @HugsXO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    To the gentleman with the list of names here is another suggestion...Patience and Prudence. Our mom always threatened that's what she should have named us. I am personally glad she went with Lynn & Louise.🤣🤣🤣

    • @donaldlayton437
      @donaldlayton437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know a few twins that either have names that start with the same letter or rhyme. What's with that?

    • @HugsXO
      @HugsXO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@donaldlayton437 It was out of my hands, apparently it's a twin thing. At least our middle initials are different.

    • @donaldlayton437
      @donaldlayton437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I realize that. The question was kind of rhetorical. Still, I find it weird that parents do that.

    • @catherinekilgour2563
      @catherinekilgour2563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donaldlayton437 none of my children are twins and no one has the same first initial as anyone else in the family. When a letter/delivery arrives I want to know who it belongs to without opening it.

    • @maureenfrancher5244
      @maureenfrancher5244 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All of these are crazy true!! My two were 10 yrs old before i could look at a baby without shuddering. So much work!! Missed the opportunity to name them SAM and ELLA.

  • @raythackston1960
    @raythackston1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I went to school with identical twins. One of them showed us a dot on her foot that her parents had tattooed a month after birth to tell them apart. Before that happened, she said they just called us "them". They were born in January of 1960.

    • @jestermon101
      @jestermon101 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That sounds effective but would probably get the parents arrested if they tried to do it today.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because dressing you in different clothing or tying a red string to your ankle (like in the Bible) weren't options??

    • @Basic-zr9sb
      @Basic-zr9sb หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jestermon101 No. It's still legal and a common practice as long as the parents consent.

    • @Jadzla
      @Jadzla หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@katie7748yeah cos kids are arseholes and will change it around. Can’t mess with a tattoo 😂

    • @RoseWolf_Of_The_BDH
      @RoseWolf_Of_The_BDH หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have heard of it before but on the ear. It was pretty painless for the kids and just looked like a little dot.

  • @doloreslehmann8628
    @doloreslehmann8628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:23 Reminds me of that day I was pushing my twins in their cart, both in pink flower dresses. A guy: "Are they boys or girls?"

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ugh. Yes. So irritating.

    • @mavnalysse
      @mavnalysse หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just might brightly and reply, "Yes!" and keep on going.

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:25 - They are all great, but this is the one that made me laugh out loud.

  • @floranova7565
    @floranova7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In Dutch, identical twins are called "one-egg twins". So when my friend's twin brothers were asked if they were a one-egg twin, one pointed at his brother saying "yes, and he's the egg".

  • @joanneeverett3349
    @joanneeverett3349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I dont have twins but my daughter and son are 22 months apart and I cant tell you how many times I have been asked if they are identical twins!

    • @madisonham9143
      @madisonham9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m over a year older then my sister and the amount of times I got asked if we were twins when I was younger . I was shocked the first time someone got the age gap right .

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Fraternal* twins, sure. Identical? Literally impossible.

  • @NessieNice
    @NessieNice หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Personally I like Phytagoras & Pi. But that doesn't mean I will ever use them to name my kids.

  • @lorifiedler13
    @lorifiedler13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If a child is nonverbal, teach them sign.

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a twin, but the younger twin girl paired with an older twin brother. First thing I get asked more often than not is "are you identical twins?" God, ma'am, I sure as hell hope not! 😂

  • @donaldlayton437
    @donaldlayton437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I want a shirt that says: I'm the evil twin (even though I'm not a twin). Sounds weird, I know.

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I HAVE that shirt. It's red w black writing. Every so often someone will ask, "Where's the other one?" & I look up from under my lashes (which is super easy bc I'm short) & slowly say, "She's here, too."
      It's delightful. Recommend it 10/10 lol

    • @mavnalysse
      @mavnalysse หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@echognomecal6742 OMG! I've done the same thing! Lol!

  • @Albanwinter
    @Albanwinter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Fibonacci one! Oh my word!

  • @martinwalker9386
    @martinwalker9386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Name twins Abbot & Costello

  • @FrozenHero2010
    @FrozenHero2010 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I fell over laughing at the very first one!

  • @JustAnotherNerdGirl7
    @JustAnotherNerdGirl7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm a twin. My fraternal twin sister is a minute older than me, and yet, I am the one who took on the big sister role lmao.

    • @ZuerstJesus
      @ZuerstJesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My younger sister is 3 years younger than me and took the big sister role. :D

  • @r.a.y.1704
    @r.a.y.1704 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:50 What’s with the Insurance Company rule…?

  • @christinahand973
    @christinahand973 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most of these apply to anybody who has more than one child.

  • @michaelsorensen7567
    @michaelsorensen7567 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm seven years older than my twin. We have the same birthday, even though we were born years (and a couple siblings) apart.

  • @pamelaremel7477
    @pamelaremel7477 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Couldn't stop laughing!

  • @ryutenshi3190
    @ryutenshi3190 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’m an identical twin, my birth dad was an identical twin (his brother died young), my birth mom had a set of identical twins after my sister and I, and I have a great aunt who had 3 sets of identical twins. I’m doomed 😂

  • @commonsense9558
    @commonsense9558 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't understand the hate for formula. Not every mother can breastfeed, and the extra time they could have for themselves is a bonus.
    Also, what if the baby is adopted or the mother unfortunately passed away? Not to mention, before formula and if you couldn't afford wet maid then you'll have to rely on what they have which often makes those babies be malnourished and even die.
    So, the introduction of baby formula, saved a lot of babies' health and lives.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a mother who was physically and unexplainably unable to feed my babies, YES.
      *However,* there are much better, healthier, and cheaper alternatives. I wish I'd known back then 😢

    • @adelechicken6356
      @adelechicken6356 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And a lot of babies were raised on Carnation evaporated milk. 😊

    • @deborahbarlow4309
      @deborahbarlow4309 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I definitely agree formula is useful. I also think that a woman should breast feed if at all possible, the health benefits are magnificent.

    • @commonsense9558
      @commonsense9558 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@deborahbarlow4309 There's several products to help extract milk from the mother then saved for the baby later which is very useful for those mothers who needs to go back to work (America) after giving birth as paid maternity isn't really an official thing in some places.

  • @talshaharfamily
    @talshaharfamily หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My twin boys were always so competitive. #2 cried at 5-6 yo and said: “I WONT EVER BE FIRST!!!”
    Both were flexing their muscles one day and #1 said: “David (his twin) works out, but I WORK!”
    Yep, #1 has working man muscles. They’re the best though. 18 yo now. #1 crew lead at burger joint going to college, #2 buff and awesome musician and joining military. Proud dad 😂😂

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not a twin nor a parent but have twin cousins. Wont tell anyone in family. I can’t tell them apart, i literally can’t and what’s worst they aren’t identical

    • @For_What_It-s_Worth
      @For_What_It-s_Worth หลายเดือนก่อน

      Secretly measure them. I think you will find the blonde 2” taller than the brunette.

  • @radioactivenico1987
    @radioactivenico1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:23 why did they courfuckel the alphabet song!

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most likely to help the children learn the letters. Many children have trouble with that part especially & it can make the whole idea of separate letters confusing. I enjoy the LMNOP bit myself (& even have a book named Ella Minnow Pea, ha!), but as far as for learning purposes, well, perhaps we can have 2 versions of the song. That's far from unprecedented :)

    • @Jadzla
      @Jadzla หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because kids weren’t recognising LMNOP as seperate letters

  • @christinae30
    @christinae30 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Funny, except for the music (terrible)

  • @PowerStruggle555
    @PowerStruggle555 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wen to school with this girl. We weren’t friends but friendly. During an assembly I had to do double take. She was in two different places. As a kid confused me till I learned she had a twin

  • @jrlytca7998
    @jrlytca7998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:02 no dipper and mabel?

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about Porgy and Bess?

  • @jrlytca7998
    @jrlytca7998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew a set of triplets that two of them were identical but they had shared a sack and one suffered from the problem that he got less nutrition so he was smaller than his brothers but you could tell the DNA was the same.

  • @michaelbujaki2462
    @michaelbujaki2462 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:55 this one belongs in r/theyknew.

  • @tylergavin9341
    @tylergavin9341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I and my brother were kids we kind of used to look like each other he was 2 years younger than me though

  • @maryanngreatbatch931
    @maryanngreatbatch931 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some dont give you time to read