Touhou Characters as States of the United States
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- Some Touhou meme with characters personified as states or something.
Took an eternity to make.
Special thanks to VictorTB27, Vargas, blackcat, and Send Pie for helping me put this together.
Music: • Track 06 - Fragrant Pl...
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If I can bring up something, Yukari would actually best represent Louisiana, for historical reasons.
Yukari Yakumo, and by extension Mirabel Hearn, were inspired by author Lafcadio Hearn (better known in Japan as Koizumi Yakumo). After being expelled from Greece, he lived in Louisiana, contributing and perserving the unique culture of the time, before moving to Japan, changing his name, and collecting now iconic ghost stories.
Like, the man lived one of the most fascinating lives I've ever read about in history.
See, now THAT is something I would have loved to learn in Louisiana history!
As a Michigander, I can relate with Marisa.
Funnily enough, my neighbor a couple years actually did have their front porch stolen.
I'm glad I live in a part of Michigan that's near the forest in the middle of nowhere so no one steals from me. My house is very messy & I just realized something about myself. I now have a sudden urge to loot... I mean borrow some books. 😆
Can't have sh!t in Detroit 💀💀💀
"I wonder who my home state of Texas is gonna represented by?"
*Saki Kurokoma*
"Yeah. Yeah that makes perfect sense TBH."
i was thinking the same thing lol
I knew it was either going to be the cowgirl or the cow girl
Clownpiece is a true Pennsylvanian. She needs a hoagie and a wawa coffee.
Ironically Yellowstone is likely to never explode now, despite being immensely powerful and exploding in the past.
Likewise, Mokou is pretty damn chill now despite being an immensely powerful immortal that has commited atrocities in the past.
Does that mean if she gets mad again for some reason, Yellowstone will start going back to "very likely to explode and kill us all"?
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 Hopefully that never happens
And here I thought Utsuho "Okuu" Reiuji would fit Yellowstone.
@@Loner098 Okuu controls nuclear fusion. She's literally the sun.
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 Then I guess Lavos from Chrono Trigger would be more fit for Yellowstone.
I’m from Iowa, so I’ve got Okina’s backup dancers. Although Minoriko or even Kanako could work, considering that Iowa is very important for agriculture and farming. And those two are associated with agriculture and farming. Mai and Satono are cool, though.
But I have been living in Nazrin state for a few months. #TheSunneversetsontheRatEmpire
Speaking as a Georgian, Tenshi makes more sense than you may realize.
the devil did indeed go down to georgia
She must have Georgia on her mind
Is it the "fight me, loser" attitude?
As a Kansan, I find the Yuuka part accurate.
You know what. Even as a swing state, Ohio welcomes Hina. I look forward to seeing what she and Tewi do to the elections.. (can't be any worse, right?)
Seriously though, this is a fun little thing, made me laugh a good bit actually.
2:40
oh the missouri
I'm from New Hampshire, and I can say for sure that there are a bunch of mansions and mountains everywhere.
Can confirm (I’ve lived in New Hampshire my whole life)
Absolutely correct about RI, I am SO glad you didn't make a "heehoo RI small" joke with Shinmyoumaru. Good shit.
hina as ohio makes sense
3:39 as a citizen from Washington i can comform this is true
WE LOVE MOUNTAINS AND LAKES!!!
As a fellow South Carolinian I can confirm we are perfectly described by Futo for that reason 3:35
“Uhh, Houston we got a problem. There is a cowgirl with wings. Rip em’ off.”
As a person who lives in Texas, I should have seen Saki being my rep coming.
I also find it hilarious that you gave Ohio the short end of the stick, even more than you did New Jersey. Which is fitting given how the country tends to treat Ohio.
OG Cirno: Alaska.
Latina Cirno: California.
As some one who was literally just at MIT for tech related classes, I can relate with Nitori.
Bro has personal anger to Yukari 💀
3:50 I can confirm that Maryland has some good food. I’ve been to Ocean City and the food there is SOOOOOOOOO good!
Apparently Keine ate Akyuu's ability
Mistakes were made.
As a Montana/Wyoming person, yes, Yellowstone gets freaking hot and yes, there is cattle everywhere and people barely live here. EXCEPT when It's summer in Yellowstone then there's millions of people building hotels because tours
As a person who lives in Nevada I can conform we have aliens and shi and not Vegas
Imaginé Touhou in latam countries 💀
as an Oklahoman i find Aya to be very fitting for our state however one difference is that Oklahoma it's just ok Aya is much more then being ok
I always associated Mai and Satono with Oklahoma for some reason
@@fahrenheit2530 how so
@@newhaveni Mai and Satono have cognitive issues when it comes to free thought and expression so I always wondered if Okina grabbed them from a place like Picher Oklahoma.
@@fahrenheit2530 god damn
I remembered Missouri, but i did in fact forget that new Hampshire was a state
2:43 pretty accurate tbh
As a Georgian, i can relate to tenshi’s boredom.
*pops* hello from Missouri
This feels like the type of shitpost I’d see when I first got into Touhou back in 2013 (minus the newhus and modern memes) thanks for the memories
0:59 well it’s official I’m moving to New Mexico
1:55 I thought Eika would be New Hampshire since you know she stacks stone which are presumably made of granite and New Hampshire state flag claims it as the Granite State which only seven Geologists care about.
2:35 Oh No the Netherlands are invading and they brought with them the most popular Pc-98 character in the general fandom and the one most people talk about when talking about pc-98 characters. Though in fairness I don’t know all that much more about pc-98 characters I think the one I know the most about is Sariel and that’s mostly due to a character in a fangame I love being a homage to her.
Nice video but I think Cirno and Letty should be swapped, because of Letty's infamous big hitbox
The *T H I C C H I T B O X*
Honestly Kogasa could of been Maine for all the horror stuff associated with it
Now do one for the Canadian provinces!! Lol
Definitely would be Murasa for me. (Guess the Province)
>>Reimu = Mississippi.
This is gonna be good, I can already tell.
3:14: Good thing ZUN has had the forethought to not make a character based on some Italian stereotype, amirite? D:
*O K I N A ' S B I T C H E S*
Well I guess the Keiki is my patron Touhou Character for my state.
as a north carolinian fall sure does last a long time here for some reason guess aki shizuha must like the view of the iconic blue ridge mountians and our barbeque and white lightning booze that we're so famous for
arizonan here. hecatia representing us is definitely accurate, especially in june. it’s brutal out here during that month.
I see Reimu as the U.S. Army
No idea what danger is, with little training, outrageously young, but with the strength to fistfight Jesus and God and win
there is more to say about both sanae and alabama, but i guess that's too low-hanging a fruit for the latter and is (fortunately) not canon for the former.
…. im an oregonian and ive never seen such an accurate description of us
Specifically because of what goes on in Portland?
I'm with Keiki! Lets fucking sculpt!
Hell yeah
As a Californian and Jo’on fan I am satisfied
Arkansas might as well be Koishi, for the same reason.
3:50 Never thought Yuyuko would represent Maryland….
Kind of a coincidence since I lived there years ago…..
YEAAAAAAH MOMTANA GETS COW MOMMY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guess I'm moving to New Mexico.
1:29 well … (looks around) you aren’t wrong
> Futo
> uninteresting
What art thou on to make the such ridicule?!
As a Minnesota I am wondering where this “luck” is because I can’t find it anywhere in this state
Montana: Rural as fuck
Having played Far Cry 5 I can't argue here
Iowa is known for being empty so Ellen would be that states mascots (pc-98 character known for having an empty head)
3:03 Keine doesn't have the ability to remember everything, akyuu does. Keine's ability is to devour history, and EX keine's to create history
2:06 Yes I know it!
I like Boston 😏😎.
Ohio doesn’t really fit Hina, as someone who lives there, Ohio is more of a Yataushi state.
Good thing Tenshi is a masochist because if she's Georgia than she's getting pillaged by General Sherman.
as a marylander I can confirm that information
As a Californian, You hit the hammer on the head
As someone who lives in alabama i can semi relate to Sanae
As a Wisconsinite I can confirm. Want to know a fun fact? Wisconsin has like 40 of the top 50 drunkest counties in the United States
*step on da f l o w e r s*
Highly accurate
Oh I remember that Tewi Inaba was from Florida was myself I was born Hollywood Florida.
Wooo let's go alcoholism
3:29 Cant help im built diff
I agree
Dont know what a “to-how” is but i vibe with my New York anime girl
Its kind of not an anime but a video game made from japan or something like that i guess
Muh Yukari
Seija is a fentanyl zombie
You forgot me >:(
why does this video look so familiar?
as a man who is a pennsylvania inhabitant, based
ok, now do brazil states version
2:25 How is someone meant to find out what the "sleepiest state" is?
HOW DARE YOU CALL FUTO "UNINTERESTING, AND FORGETTABLE." She's just the funny little arson child! Give her some credit!
On one hand, how dare you say that about the best of the carolinas
On the other hand, growing up in south Carolina is the only reason I'm good at making boring stuff fun (to me and only me)
the moment i'd either be out or would keep watching is 3:30 i think
my man CHOOSE to put Hina and Mike over Shion and Tewi
The fuck is wrong with Oregon?
Also Mononobe would be good for Vermont, *nobody remembers vermont*
As a sports fan, I gotta say that Minnesota is definitely not lucky at all
Oh nyo
Good grammar, but doesn't Koishi's name mean "Little Rock"?
or pebble
I got Mima!
Can you do this for other countries?
Me and my Discord server have thrown around the possibility of doing Touhou characters as countries. I’m not sure I will actually do it due to the view count on this video compared to others.
@@2huDrew I more meant like the provinces of Canada, the islands of Japan, stuff like that, not whole countries.
And yeah, may not get a lot of views but it's fun to see what people thing
don’t know if I agree with suika for wisconsin, generally we are pretty good
Are you Polish? Drewski is literally a polish surname
Check about channel
*Ohioklahoma 💀*
Only in Ohio 💀
That Kanako description though ahem..... yeah she IS the goddess of mountains. Montana, yeah, there's a town, I mean village, with about 14 people living there, one of my friends is one of them.