Give him a break,he didn’t have much as a kid. All he had were loving parents, stability and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for him to inherit. Useless crap like that
Fascinating. I'm guessing the creators of Puss in Boots 2 actually considered these ideas considering they turned Jack into a bad guy. No less, a bad guy involved in thievery and malicious business practices. Seems too coincidental for all of that to line up on a coincidence.
@@rommix0 Jack is pretty much another massive middle finger to Disney, since you can see how Jack 'bastardized' all the magical items that's originally belong to folktales and fairy tales that Disney have made (Aladdin's Magic Carpet, Triton's Golden Trident, Mary Poppin's bag, Mulan 2020's Phoenix, etc)
@@ShatteredGlass916 it also parodies the fact that most Disney villains always have a tragic backstory that drive what they do and how a lot of these modern villains are 'not evil really misguided.' Jack's tone would usually suggest that he is telling a tragic story, even though we all know that it's clearly not. And when Jack says 'all the magic in the world, for me and nobody else gets any', it is actually parodying the part of the villain' speech when they give their rationalization as to why their goal is for the greater good. However, with Jack we can clearly see that his goal is purely selfish, and he doesn't care about the well being of others or the greater good, and he knows it. He may see himself as the main character, but he certainly doesn't see himself the hero, and he doesn't give a single shit about it.
@@ShatteredGlass916 seeing how Jack minions died for him blindly and continue to do so : Disney workers in a nutshell. Trying to control all the magic in the world: Disney trying to buy all their competitor. Coming from a nice mansion, under two loving parents, good summary of the profiles of people that can work for Disney or being heads of the major Ametican conglomerate. The cricket being horrified: the woke well-intentioned workers took way too long to realize that their boss is a soulless, evil, uncaring conglomerate.
Ah yes, the Opies. It's decades since I read them, but they revolutionised my understanding of childhood - and the meaning of culture. They deserve to be much more widely known.
what a good boy is he I certainly hope he dosen't grow up to be the owner of a thriving baked goods enterprise with goals of weilding all magic in existance
Holy crap. When I was 11, I had to play a song on the cornet I was learning to play. My father bought me a brabd new one, so proud of my devotion to school and church.... The short song was: Little Tom Thumb Pulled out a plum And he began to cry, "Ma, Ma! What a poor fellow am I" I cannot find that song. Years later - decades - a woman working for the same inventory company, mafe a story up about her daughter needing a cornet to play. She wanted to plat one so badly. I said, "You can have mine AS LONG AS SHE PLAYS IT BUT RETURN IT TO ME IF SHE STOPS bexayse I cherished this instrument my father gave me and even won a music achievement award even after my brother injured me by accidentally hitting me in the mouth with a baseball bat. And when I was 18, I was hit head on by a 20-ton truck - that ruined all oppirtunity to continue playing it because of facial fractures, neck injury, and rib fractures. Her daughter dudn't play it and she obviously stole it from me to sell for money. She said she gave it to the school. I said, "please get it back" abd she didn't and was rewarded promotions by the RGIS inventory company even though her invebtory skills were below par. I could count over $10,000 an hour accurately but I didn't have the key tool, dishonesty. 😮 This was years ago. Tge injuries I had worsened my health over the years. I never got my rights from being almost murdered - having siblings who only wanted me to feed the beast of organized crime rather than stick up for me. Forgiving them became a way of life, till they abandoned our father and literalky made him die, with one sibling making up lies about my father molesting me as a child, and secretly telling medical staff. They were happy to kill him, helping my brother, who admitted to me what he did, when he knew I could not do anything about it. Don't forgive people unless they are really sorry. I have been so traumatized that when someone hit me again with their vehicle, And I sustained a concussion, I said to the officer I forgave him, having cried my eyes out because he pushed me in traffic, nearly killing me. Yet cars detoured around. 😢
It said "Riper years" and I full on thought that was an early spelling for "Ripper" As in a satirical social commentary of the greedy gluttonous youth developing into a vicious serial killer when he grew up.
what a nice child, i really hope he doesn’t grow up to be an evil kingpin who wishes to weld all the magic in the world
Surely, I also hope he doesn’t grow up to kill 75 baby unicorns to then use their horns as ammunition for his crossbow
Yeah, I hope he won't try to kill Push in Boots last life.
Cricket: YOUR AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER! Jack: WHat ToOk you SO long IDIOT???!!!
Wonderful little boy
@@anthonyst-onge and said horns explode people into basically flesh confetti
Give him a break,he didn’t have much as a kid. All he had were loving parents, stability and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for him to inherit. Useless crap like that
God these comments are all over the place lol.😂
truley a tragic story I mean he was a boy the whole time
It’s all useless materialism. None of those objects can give purpose or meaning in a man’s soul.
@@Byt3W4ve Yeah. I don't know about anyone else, but that movie is the only reason I know about Jack Horner.
"What's impressive?! I've been a boy the whole time!" - Jack Horner, 2022
Jack Horner transphobic ????? 😱😱😱 /j
@@kitkatboard "woh wooh whay took you so long you gay ass fa- " - BIG jack horner
@moroccansarenotnativetoafr3942 A puppet like Pinocchio
“AAAAAAGH” - Jack Horner, 2022
@@scader_shot
(The pie flies into the screen, ending the flashback)
“Well, you know what they say: You can’t bake a pie without *planning to steal the best deed for yourself.”*
“That is horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU’RE HORRIBLE!!! You’re an irredeemable monster!!!”
@@lukespillman1313 "Woah Woah! what took you so long? idiot."
"Well, you know what they say, You can bake a pie without loosing a dozen men!"
Gee I really do hope he doesn't turn into a irredeemable monster who tries to wish for all the worlds magic...
"Woh-woh. What took you so long idiot?" - Jack Horner
@@rommix0 kack hornr
@@rommix0**FLICK!**
@@dorianrowe-wj9ki "ughhhh. Your not chatty are you.?"
"Little jack horner is DEAD! I'm *BIG JACK HORNER!* "
- Jack (Chad) Horner 2022
No wonder DreamWorks managed to make Jack into the perfect villain, most of the work was already done for them.
Fascinating. I'm guessing the creators of Puss in Boots 2 actually considered these ideas considering they turned Jack into a bad guy. No less, a bad guy involved in thievery and malicious business practices. Seems too coincidental for all of that to line up on a coincidence.
And like Farquaad, Jack is DreamWorks cleverly crapping on modern Disney and their trends.
@@rommix0 Jack is pretty much another massive middle finger to Disney, since you can see how Jack 'bastardized' all the magical items that's originally belong to folktales and fairy tales that Disney have made (Aladdin's Magic Carpet, Triton's Golden Trident, Mary Poppin's bag, Mulan 2020's Phoenix, etc)
@@ShatteredGlass916 it also parodies the fact that most Disney villains always have a tragic backstory that drive what they do and how a lot of these modern villains are 'not evil really misguided.' Jack's tone would usually suggest that he is telling a tragic story, even though we all know that it's clearly not. And when Jack says 'all the magic in the world, for me and nobody else gets any', it is actually parodying the part of the villain' speech when they give their rationalization as to why their goal is for the greater good. However, with Jack we can clearly see that his goal is purely selfish, and he doesn't care about the well being of others or the greater good, and he knows it. He may see himself as the main character, but he certainly doesn't see himself the hero, and he doesn't give a single shit about it.
@Shroom not at all. That's why I say that you can have villain like Jack Horner who is pure evil and still make it realistic.
@@ShatteredGlass916 seeing how Jack minions died for him blindly and continue to do so : Disney workers in a nutshell. Trying to control all the magic in the world: Disney trying to buy all their competitor. Coming from a nice mansion, under two loving parents, good summary of the profiles of people that can work for Disney or being heads of the major Ametican conglomerate. The cricket being horrified: the woke well-intentioned workers took way too long to realize that their boss is a soulless, evil, uncaring conglomerate.
Little Jack Horner?
I'M *BIG* JACK HORNER!
Big Jack aside, it's so interesting seeing old versions of stories, and also learning the meaning of names like Jack.
"Oh what a good boy am I...." -*BIG* Jack Horner
He seems like a cool child, hopely he doesn’t become an evil bakery owner who wishes to have all magic.
he didn't have much as a child, only loving parents, stability, and a mansion,
and a thriving baked goods enterprise that he would inherit.
Useless crap like that.
Useless crap like that
And then he’s got magical fairy tale artifacts and wants to have all of the magic from making a wish at the Wishing Star
Big Jack Horner's childhood.
Jack Horner sounds like such a good boy. I sure hope he doesn’t grow up to be some kind of irredeemable monster.
"What took you so long? IDIOT!"
What a good boy Jack Horner is, it would really be a shame if he were to wish for all the magic there is on Earth
Cricket: YOUR AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTER!!
Jack Horner: Oh! What took you so long IDIOT!!
"What did I do to deserve this?!"
...
""I MEAN WHAT *SPECIFICALLYYYYYYYYYY-?!"*
“Yes.”
“CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAAAAAAAAA…..”
This is way more information than I expected when looking up the rhythm, thank you.
*rhyme
Ah yes, the Opies. It's decades since I read them, but they revolutionised my understanding of childhood - and the meaning of culture. They deserve to be much more widely known.
Dayyum, god bless Puss In Bosst for help boosting this video into algorithm coz damn these are some amazing and interesting contents
'YOU'RE AN IRREDEEMABLE MONSTA~!!!'
What took you so long?
@@dvarrio8680
(Flicks him away)
@@dvarrio8680 idiot **punches him with his finger**
Oh gee what a good story I hope this boy dosen't become sigma edit material and one of the best villains of all time.
what a good boy is he I certainly hope he dosen't grow up to be the owner of a thriving baked goods enterprise with goals of weilding all magic in existance
Не воруй
Holy crap.
When I was 11, I had to play a song on the cornet I was learning to play. My father bought me a brabd new one, so proud of my devotion to school and church....
The short song was:
Little Tom Thumb
Pulled out a plum
And he began to cry,
"Ma, Ma! What a poor fellow am I"
I cannot find that song.
Years later - decades - a woman working for the same inventory company, mafe a story up about her daughter needing a cornet to play. She wanted to plat one so badly. I said, "You can have mine AS LONG AS SHE PLAYS IT BUT RETURN IT TO ME IF SHE STOPS bexayse I cherished this instrument my father gave me and even won a music achievement award even after my brother injured me by accidentally hitting me in the mouth with a baseball bat.
And when I was 18, I was hit head on by a 20-ton truck - that ruined all oppirtunity to continue playing it because of facial fractures, neck injury, and rib fractures.
Her daughter dudn't play it and she obviously stole it from me to sell for money. She said she gave it to the school. I said, "please get it back" abd she didn't and was rewarded promotions by the RGIS inventory company even though her invebtory skills were below par. I could count over $10,000 an hour accurately but I didn't have the key tool, dishonesty.
😮
This was years ago. Tge injuries I had worsened my health over the years. I never got my rights from being almost murdered - having siblings who only wanted me to feed the beast of organized crime rather than stick up for me.
Forgiving them became a way of life, till they abandoned our father and literalky made him die, with one sibling making up lies about my father molesting me as a child, and secretly telling medical staff. They were happy to kill him, helping my brother, who admitted to me what he did, when he knew I could not do anything about it.
Don't forgive people unless they are really sorry. I have been so traumatized that when someone hit me again with their vehicle, And I sustained a concussion, I said to the officer I forgave him, having cried my eyes out because he pushed me in traffic, nearly killing me. Yet cars detoured around.
😢
"Mr Horner, can you do your famous thing with your thumb?"
"Like in the fairy tale?"
"IT WASN'T A FAIRY TALE! It's only a nursery rhyme."
@@rommix0 "Ohh yeah the lame one. Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating Horner pie"
Stuck in my thumb, pulled out a plum and said “what a good boy am I” *panting*
It said "Riper years" and I full on thought that was an early spelling for "Ripper"
As in a satirical social commentary of the greedy gluttonous youth developing into a vicious serial killer when he grew up.
I thought that too
This was in Adventure Time, that's how I know Jack Horner is something like a nursery rhymes or folklore
Fascinating!
Golly I really hope he doesn't grow up to steal all magic in the world 🤓
Nah he's good he doesn't try to kill dogs or steal magic
Hopefully Jack doesn't grow up to shoot a puppy in the face with a unicorn horn...
*baby unicorn horn
@@rommix0 half as heavy twice as sharp
He’s probably gonna be the best kid ever,I sure hope he doesn’t try to take over when he gets older
"LOOK! A MAGIC PUPPET!"
Big jack horner:that was wired
An irredeemable monster
well duh! he doesn't flinch when all of his employees die!
AVENGE ME JACK!
nope!
Can you do bakers dozen?
You can’t bake a pie without losing a dozen men.
@@lukespillman1313 “your horrible” “what took you so long idiot”
your videos are so nice
Fantastic video, genuinely interesting. I'll keep an eye out for more of your videos
Hope he doesn’t become evil and wishes for all magic
Little Jack Horner lore
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Brilliant!
🎵Cause I’m a real boy! No strings attached🎵
*The crowd cheers*
“Thank you, thank you!”
@@philipcheung63 "What's impressive?! I've been a boy the whole time! YAHHHHH"
What a good kid hope he doesn’t grow up to try steal all the magic In the world and kill a cat
I worked very hard, studying massage physical therapy, I gave it my all to try to manifest A miracle i work vey hard , burned out
Your voice is nice, I want to put you in an AI to keep it.
That... sounds oddly creepy.
@@rbpgamemaster Yeah. Sounds just as creepy as that Rainbow Dash cum jar thing.
Nooo, thats probably illegal.
and definitely unethical.
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Only if there isn't any consent.
Who is here after watching Puss N Boots?
man really hope jack doesnt turn into psychopatic murderer, that would be unexpected for sure!
Glow up
That's messed up