How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For? - Mock The Week

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  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Dara's comeback on the bald joke is gold.

  • @beeble2003
    @beeble2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    0:07 Dara: "Ah, home news. A blessed break from sport."
    1:40 Josh: "Is it how long since England were last eliminated in the first round of a World Cup?" Dara: "Absolutely. Thank you very much."
    So not much of a break from sport, then...

  • @vaulimere
    @vaulimere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Home news... "a break from sport"... and the answer, is about... sport

    • @Ryuzakku
      @Ryuzakku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it is home news, because if England wins the world cup then "it's coming home, lads".

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tyler Durden Can I take things that will never happen?

    • @Dave_ja_vu
      @Dave_ja_vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@punkwrestle again. Never happen again. They have won it

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Prince Charles one was incredible.
    Followed immediately by a wonderful run of Oscar Pistorius jokes 🤣
    Also, I can't sleep in the same sheets for more than two weeks.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    How old will Frankie Boyle be when all of his fans finally accept that _he doesn’t want to come back?_

  • @leeolsson5271
    @leeolsson5271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    That dandruff joke is legendary now.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is indeed but dandruff has nothing to do with hair. It's a skin condition of the scalp so bald people can still get dandruff.

  • @someguy1728
    @someguy1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    How long could I hold a poo in if I shared a flat with Oscar Pistorius? LMFAO

    • @francaperotti5934
      @francaperotti5934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That joke doesn't get old.

    • @aitor.online
      @aitor.online 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@francaperotti5934 neither did his girlfriend lol

    • @danielwhyatt3278
      @danielwhyatt3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THAT US JUST THE BEST ONE EVER.😂

    • @kiwi-on-a-bike660
      @kiwi-on-a-bike660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aitor.online da dum dssss

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Franca Perotti Unlike Oscars ex-wife.

  • @mich8050
    @mich8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    How long does it feel like this lockdown has lasted?

    • @banjokazooie370
      @banjokazooie370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      7 months later and now it feels like an eternity

    • @mich8050
      @mich8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@banjokazooie370 indeed it does dude

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When the Tories say something will be quick and painless, how long will the agony last?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe after 3 years of lockdown, but if you practice protocol, wear your mask, wash your hands, stay 6 feet apart and isolate if you can, perhaps Christmas 2022 will be 'back to Normal'.

    • @TheBenNZ
      @TheBenNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U guys have done well, I’m from N.Z and we got off early

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    0:30 "The white ppl are gonna get naked today" lol

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great exchange between Josh and Dara!

  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Is it: How old is this episode of Mock the Week?

    • @sarahglover3286
      @sarahglover3286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was wondering that as it's clearly before the last world cup!

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it, how many years will mock the week still be airing on Dave for?

    • @RoboBongoCuckooCop
      @RoboBongoCuckooCop 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the answer was: for how long will we see the episode this clip belongs to on Dave

    • @robertwalton5324
      @robertwalton5324 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is it: for how long will people reply to my comment?

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    For how long has Comcast been telling me "A customer service representative will be with you shortly"?

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Dara: “Take that *BALD* man!” 4:54 😁

  • @AmericanPharaoh10
    @AmericanPharaoh10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Can't believe Romesh said "I cannot believe they've put Theo Walcott's picture on there." Andre Marriner will never hear the end of it.

  • @HattielyEverAfter1995
    @HattielyEverAfter1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    00:31 ‘the white people are gunna get naked today’ I think about this every time I see a man shirtless outside in sunshine x

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    As a bald man, I can assure you we still use dandruff shampoo. Nothing worse than unzipping your trousers and releasing a small blizzard.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Small being the operative term...

    • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
      @user-dx8nj7qj2g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobtahoma dandruff is dead skin, hair just traps it. so I think if he didnt have dandruff that'd be a lot worse

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I misread that as buzzard. Was thinking surely that’s an ideal scenario for you and the buzzard?

    • @mrlenny8135
      @mrlenny8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so funny!

  • @ashleyp.4932
    @ashleyp.4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Going on a different topic from the video, those mugs are probably done by the firm that a famous for this. It's supposedly a Chinese firm, called Quandong Enterprises, but I think it's actually registered in the UK. They first came to prominence when they did a range of commemorative mugs for William and Catherine's wedding, but had Prince Harry's photo on it instead. Just Look up: "Kate Middleton Marries Prince Harry in mug gaffe".

  • @adspongy301
    @adspongy301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Nice break from sport"
    *is question about sport

  • @yesemitesam333
    @yesemitesam333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd forgotten how funny this subject was. Oh, and Mock The Week was pretty funny too.

  • @sarahcusack5829
    @sarahcusack5829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I guess Charles isn't waiting anymore...

  • @MsKeebe
    @MsKeebe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I do not think there is anything Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan, and Dara Ó Briain could say that I don’t find brilliant and hilarious. Literally nothing.

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    A nice break from sport. I've got some sad news dara

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    _"How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For?"_
    When I get into bed, my sheets have been trained to tuck me in now 8-))...

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Romesh you can be Australian any day❤️🇦🇺🥰🤣

  • @boywcurtains7355
    @boywcurtains7355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    how long do boris’ speeches feel like they go on for?

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is it how long will it take me to moonwalk across Europe?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      with the right music you could cut that down by a decade

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RIXRADvidz that’s true

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmfao that Oscar pistorius joke

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Without her glasses Angela looks like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is she a nurse at Monsoon Poultry Hospital?

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulcoy9060 Don't know that. She was a character in a British sitcom called Open All Hours.

    • @calebansell806
      @calebansell806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fetch a cloth, Granville

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is it at what age does Dara O Briain need to stop cracking one off when watching Blue Peter.

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The woman he was allegedly cracking one off to, isn't she married to Charlie Brooker?

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I interpreted the title as blokes sleeping the same sheets together.

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How much have I aged since last March?

  • @georgeetboom7719
    @georgeetboom7719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Did anyine else get the david Cameron finally getting service joke at the end.

    • @cruz1ale
      @cruz1ale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No but Dara's Obama accent was spot on!

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently he was on holiday and not available for matters of state, because wherever in like Wales had no mobile phone service.

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasper Janssen it was cornwall

  • @byronbunny8488
    @byronbunny8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "... any day now..."
    😄😆😅

  • @WuxianTec
    @WuxianTec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel like putting an answer to a prompt in the title, even if it is a question, pretty frustrating. At this point most videos uploaded are repeats of already uploaded videos anyways.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, sacrifice one joke to make viewers ask “What prompted _that?”_

  • @moonlightace4467
    @moonlightace4467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How long does it take a workplace to replace a lost name badge?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it how many years do I have until I finally win a game, oh wait no that’s the amount of years I have to be the loser.

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So in Britain it's "maths" (plural) and "sport" (singular)
    Whereas here in the States it's "math" (singular) and "sports" (plural)
    How on earth did that happen? 🤔

    • @stephenwalton7079
      @stephenwalton7079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “The British and Americans are one people separated by a common language.” Churchill

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lift, Lory, Bin. elevator, truck, garbage can it's a Language Thing, yeah innit

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sport is countable.

    • @jerribee1
      @jerribee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When those words were made up, there was a shortage of S's and we put ours on maths and the Americans put theirs on sports.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They use a singular because they haven’t realized yet that there’s sports other than soccer?

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Which season and episode please

  • @langa77777
    @langa77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You’re supposed to wash sheets?

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just give them a light mist when they start cracking

    • @langa77777
      @langa77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      carpii instructions unclear, bed smells of urine.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You used sheets?

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sheets?

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    56 years is it how long has Dara O Briain been cracking one off.

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:09 vs 1:56 😆

  • @konsultarvode6527
    @konsultarvode6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Odd news, didnt England fail to qualify at all during those 56 years lol?

  • @custard131
    @custard131 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i know this is years old and nobody will read this but am i the only one who wants to see Dara doing an advert for the unnamed shampoo company

  • @stpaley
    @stpaley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    how old is this clip

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Mock the Week* (S13, Ep03; June 26, 2015)
    *_If This is the Answer, What is the Question?_*
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Angela Barnes, Josh Widdicombe
    Team 2: Romesh Ranganathan, Hugh Dennis (captain), Miles Jupp
    Full Episode: th-cam.com/video/pkOaQMf25QE/w-d-xo.html

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How many years will pastor Steve anderson becoming the next pope?

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:54

  • @mickmcgregor66
    @mickmcgregor66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    54 years since they won the world cup. They still think they're the best team in the world

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it how old is tom brady going to be before he retires from the National Football League?

  • @Ktr-1142-ema
    @Ktr-1142-ema 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Till they are worn to rags

  • @Loosehead
    @Loosehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I managed 6 months, till the smell got too bad.

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      amateur. there are techniques to prolong that. and when it gets horrible, you can sleep sheets-less

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LednacekZ This man knows the ways of the dirtbag.

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Prince Charles is now King. Only took a few extra yrs. 😂

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna like it but it's just so tedious...

  • @billhester8821
    @billhester8821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Potatoes are NOT IRISH

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ireland did have one of the worst events surrounding the potato. that's why it's such a thorn in the side of the Irish.

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RIXRADvidz as an Irishman, I can verify this. The Potato Famine in 1845-52 killed over three million people and and left hundreds of thousands more starving, some of whom collapsed and died on the streets

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On reflection Chris Smalling wouldn't have been too bad

  • @wunnell
    @wunnell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm guessing Romesh isn't quite so Sri Lankan for the cricket at the moment.

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It annoys me how Dara says a murmured joke and "err..." after gag

    • @cruz1ale
      @cruz1ale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A teacher at uni used to do that and nobody found him funny. The jokes were ok, but the loud "err..." just made them very awkward

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've hardly understood a word he ever said, and I like the Irish accent, find it quite understandable, but him, nope

    • @leejamesmccarthy
      @leejamesmccarthy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wish he would would fuck off back to ireland tbh he makes the show crap its cringey af

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leejamesmccarthy alright relax lmao

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MarkoRollo ah yes Ireland is famous for having only one accent...

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 and I would still be better than JOSH

  • @ladyi7609
    @ladyi7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, Britain only has one brand of anti-dandruff shampoo?! In North America we have many, many brands of anti-dandruff shampoo, each brand having multiple formulas. Wow, feels kinda like Britain is not quite as developed a country as previously thought.

    • @dawesreads1263
      @dawesreads1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I cannot for the life of me, tell whether this is a joke or not

  • @beageler
    @beageler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Romesh has weird problems...

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is really old.like 12 years old and getting older. Romesh has grown up since this

  • @robinhyperlord9053
    @robinhyperlord9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    56 years; the time in prison for the people who made Lenovo and Samsung.
    #DeathToLenovo

    • @matthewiles5714
      @matthewiles5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Samsung is a brilliant product.

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewiles5714
      The Samsung is being retarded.

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a way to out yourself as a simple minded sheep.

    • @BezoomnyBratchny
      @BezoomnyBratchny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's wrong with Samsung?

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BezoomnyBratchny
      The Samsung phone is dodgy in its touchscreen, very slow, has very little intenrent connection, very little memory, give you the wrong word as opposed to what you typed,
      Samsung is made by an invalid.